Inisfree has the nicest bedrooms of all, complete with all of the following:

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Included Features
  2. Relevant Holidays
  3. All My Beds
  4. Bedroom Looks (Images Begin)
  5. Bedroom Buddies
  6. High-tech Beds
  7. Memes

 

Included Features:

  • blankets
  • canopy beds
  • carpeting
  • comforters
  • curtains
  • decorative pillows
  • draperies
  • dressers
  • fireplaces
  • framed paintings
  • incense bowls
  • kajirae & ICV bed-warmers
  • love-seats
  • plants (real ferns and other potted plants)
  • platform beds
  • rotating beds
  • sconces
  • spare sheets
  • throws
  • trunks
  • walk-in closets
  • wardrobes

We do not make or have waterbeds, but we do have float-pods; egg-shaped lid-door tub-like mini-rooms that allow for sleep-like meditative floating on the surface of their temperature-controlled waters.  Sometimes these float-pods are in bedrooms, as that tends to be the quietest place in any of our residences, and sometimes they are included in bathrooms.

 

Relevant Holidays:

  1. 29 January (1 Februus on our calendar): Incest
  2. 14 February (17 Februus on our calendar):  Polyamory-Valentines (Fuckbuddies) Day
  3. 26 February (1 Mars on our calendar): Carnival
  4. The entire month of Maiesta is the time to teach the ancient and advanced history of the Nymphs (actual people).
  5. May (9 Maiesta to 11 Venus for us) is the month of / devoted to Freyja/love/lovers.  (We have a day in February/Februus for it, but May is when these festivities really get going.)
  6. 2 June (13 Venus on our calendar): Sex Workers / Registered Companions
  7. 8 June (19 Venus on our calendar): Best Friends’ Day
  8. 21 July (6 Shakira on our calendar): Cousins’ Day
  9. 26 July (11 Shakira on our calendar): Aunts’ Day
  10. 27 July (12 Shakira on our calendar): Uncles’ Day
  11. 31 July (16 Shakira on our calendar): Girlfriends’ Day
  12. 14 August (2 Agharta on our calendar): Blowjobs (girls blowing guys only, of course)
  13. 5 September (24 Agharta on our calendar): Wife-swapping / ‘Swinging’
  14. 6 September (25 Agharta on our calendar): Swapping (‘beverages’ for girls)
  15. 10 September (1 Harvest on our calendar): Grandparents’ Day
  16. 3 October (24 Harvest on our calendar): Boyfriends’ Day

 

All My Beds:

The beds I (Auz) sleep on always have a mattress almost as firm as a carpeted floor, as I’ve always slept better on firm surfaces like that.  This includes my beds in:

 

Bedroom Looks:

Bedroom Buddies:

High-tech Beds:

Memes: