Sports Areas

We love a lot of different sports in the Inisfreean realm.  Here is where we practice all the most popular ones:

• Baja Racing Track:  for rapid off-roading
• Caribbean Lake:  for fly-boarding, jet-skiing, and water-skiing
• Cloud City 2:  (its skydiving platforms)
• Crater Lake:  for wake-boarding
• Dojo:  for martial arts sparring in the Governor’s Mansion
• Double-carrier Racetrack:  for NASCAR-style racing
• Equestrian Escape:  riding, jumping, etc.
• Flower Towers Field:  for most of our Summer Olympics
• Golf Course:  Playboy Bunny style
• Gyms:  for CrossFit tournaments
• Horseback Archery Area:  a subset of the Equestrian Escape
• Jamborees Area:  in our lower desert, outside the Meeris tent-town
• Paintball Carrier:  for paintball-parkour with aircraft
• Paintball Wedge:  for paintball-parkour with vehicles
• Rainbow Desert:  for dune-buggies and Jamborees
• Shooting Ranges:  competitive and leisurely
• Snow Dunes Plateau:  for sled-dog races and snowmobiling
• Valhalla 2 ski slopes:  above and underground; for most of our Winter Olympics
• Yoga Spires:  demonstrating the most refined and arousing partners techniques

 

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While not well-known in the Outlands, we also host Girl Catch games:

• Flower Towers:  played on occasion when the sports fields of the American Football tower are available
• Meadows of Heaven:  played on the soft-grassy open terrain dominating multiple regions of our city/ies

 

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We also help maintain a small group of gladiatorial venues:

1. The Arena of Doom (in the Outlands; Texas):  for ugly non-religious, mostly Texans, until 2313
2. The Vatican Arena (also in the Outlands; Italy):  for religious; anyone having any other religion than The Inisfreean Way
3. The (subterranean) Vatican II Arena (here in our realm):  for physically attractive people who offended me (Auz), tournaments here happening indefinitely

 

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Additional Notes:

2024 March:  Cheerleaders in our realm are always nude, excepting only in cases where non-ICVs are helping ICVs-based cheerleader-squads in parts of our realm which are chilly/cold for the non-ICVs.
(Only anti-feminine barbarian morons/psychos in the Outlands require their own cheerleaders to cover up their fitness/beauty with uniforms.)

2024 July 23 Tuesday note:  We do not have everyone stand, take their hat off if they have a hat, hold their right hand or hat over their heart, and listen/sing to our national anthem before every sports game.

 

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