Honoring the legendary Colossus of Rhodes, the three towering ‘statues’ (animatronics) of Inisfree stand side by side at the Welcoming Square, each over half a mile tall.

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Standing on the Shoulders of Giants
  2. Acoustics and Harmonics for Pleasant Trumpeting or Defense
  3. Adding the Signature Inisfreean Feminine Spin
  4. Dimensions; Scale
  5. Overall (Images Begin)
  6. The Blonde
  7. The Redhead
  8. The Drow
  9. 2021 Updates
  10. 2022 Update:  Scale-model in Minecraft
  11. 2023 Update

 

Standing on the Shoulders of Giants:

The expression which is this paragraph title’s namesake can be taken in two ways here; the first being that Inisfreean technology is built upon the works of brilliant ‘giants’ in history’s various industries and fields, and secondly in that, like the Statue of Liberty, these three welcoming titans are accessible as sky-high observation decks.  If you want to check out the views from the observation deck that is inside the head of any/all of these three very tall constructs, just ask your nearest Inisfreean (ICV) and she’ll help you get right up there.  Enjoy!

 

Acoustics and Harmonics for Pleasant Trumpeting or Defense:

Like the trilobite monolith mechs disguised in The Canyon, these Welcoming Lot mechs are capable of coming online like larger, scaled versions of the T-1000 liquid metal Terminators. Using their chest- and mouth-mounted sonic-cannons, as well as their mech-sized trumpets, they can utilize the ancient science of ‘singing to the stones’ -Harmonics- to build, merge, redirect, and delete just about anything in existence; the power of music.

*They cannot / will not, however, use their sound power/s to delete, merge, or otherwise change/harm those who are granted the privilege of visiting Inisfree, of course.  These three figures are here for our protection.

 

Adding the Signature Inisfreean Feminine Spin:

In addition to dwarfing the Colossus of Rhodes by many multiples, these three sky-scraping statues are set apart from their ancient inspiration by their gender; all of them are female in form, and with the standard, flawless beauty and jaw-dropping sexiness that marks all things Inisfreean.

Furthermore, these three statues, despite their size, are also animatronic; they can move, sway, pose, wink, smirk, and even beckon, and are oft to slyly glance around with knowing grins, pursing lips to blow kisses, and occasionally even swinging or otherwise posing with their respective, also-titanic weapons.

You will even see the locks of their hair catch the soft, gentle, Inisfreean wind currents and whip about from time to time.  They are as human, female, and life-like as one can be, except for their stationary state and unprecedented size.

  1. The Blonde in the Center/Middle:  Front and center, just like all Angelic beings were and should/shall be, the golden-blonde mega-statue of this trio is perhaps the boldest and most prominent of all, ever exhibiting all the traits that every pure and true woman has and does, leading the way for all the others to see, learn, realize, and align with.
  2. The Redhead at her righthand side:  Some say this flawlessly-sexy female figure represents Rogue, while others say she represents all the redheaded women and girls found worthy to know about and visit Inisfree, yet still more believe she represents and helped trigger the manifestation/summoning of Ariel.
  3. The Drow at the Blonde’s Left:  This one of the three represents all the sexy female cave-Elves found worthy to meet and coexist with the Inisfreeans, starting right here –and reminding all who look upon her… that those who chose to live inside the “Earth Mother” are just as jaw-droppingly beautiful and wonderful as the rest.

As always, Inisfree puts the exact, healthy, correct, appropriate female form right out in the open, centered and protected, uplifted and uplifting, ensuring it is the first thing everyone sees when they get to Inisfree, and always present, no matter where those guests may roam across our realm, making it crystal clear just how much we appreciate, adore, and worship those who chose and choose to maintain this timeless, therapeutic, healing, inspiring, exhilarating, god(dess)ly perfection.

In short, the founder of Inisfree, maker of the Inisfreeans and inventor of all things here, builds and keeps what he loves most, that which has always resonated 100% with him, out on display for himself and all who enjoy his way.  So it is.  So it shall always be.

 

Dimensions; Scale:

These three statues are far taller than the fabled Colossus, whose leg-span was said to bridge the gap of water that was the inlet to the great port city and bay of the Greek city, Rhodes.  Our three trumpeters here each stand half a mile tall; they are as tall as the Burj Khalifa super-skyscraper in Dubai.  No other statues here can even compare to that magnitude.

Each holds a single Titan-sized trumpet proportional to the statues’ heights; a 5′ female holding a 19″ trumpet… on the scale of these three mega-structures… is 2,640′-tall females with ~836′-long super-trumpets. 

 

Overall:

The Blonde:

The Redhead:

The Drow:

2021 Updates:

This September, High King Auz took all of his favorite female redheads to make love with them as one group in the observation room of the redhead structure’s head.  Then he took all his favorite female Drow and other Elves to make love with them as one group in the observation room of the green-and-white-haired structure’s head.  Finally, perhaps saving the best for last, he took all his favorite female blondes to make love with them as one group in the observation room of the blonde structure’s head, completing the greatest ritual ceremony of threes in the history of Inisfree so far, surging and showering the whole region with their perfect synergistic Vril, further perfecting and stabilizing it and all of Inisfree –and them– forever.

All three statues now have translucent ethereal wings that fade in and out of visibility from time to time.

They are also fully aware of their surroundings, having all the many senses that ICVs have, and always place their feet only when/where no one is under/near them.

2022 Update:  Scale-model in Minecraft

2023 Update:

These three speak in unison, serving as the mega-speakers / electronic megaphones for the announcer-ICV of each Welcoming Ceremony; as she narrates the parade sections/units, her words are echoed/said high overhead by these three super-women.