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Hotel orgy; those two words go so well together, and make me smile, fantasize, and hope for tomorrow every time.  I’ve always wanted every night I spend in a hotel to be an orgy.  The fact that they were starting to turn out (and even start) that way was a VERY good sign.

There were people fucking and sucking each other off in every corner.  Some were in kinky outfits.  It was all girl-on-guy, too, so I felt very comfortable.  The only thing I didn’t like was that a sorta-fat overly-tanned biker-bitch was ‘squirting’ from the bed to the wall across the space between, being rubbed by her nice-but-weirdo boyfriend (or husband?), who kept encouraging everyone to join in by rubbing her, too.  “You’re missin’ out!” he said, happy to share the experience with us all, but I don’t think anyone was into his ugly blob monster.  I’ll participate when they’re hot, thanks.

The hottest couple clearly wanted to chat with me at the end, but didn’t seem to have the guts to ask if I wanted to have fun with them after the orgy.  Whatever.  I’m glad it was another shift in the right direction; the hottest individual girls and couples should always approach me for extra and private fun scheduled soon and forever after each sexual event.

This experience taught me a few more things; I love group sex and related events, I love hotel parties, I love having things already paid for and completely taken care of for me, I love when the hottest people decide to chat with me first, I love watching hot couples enjoying each other within mere inches of me, I love when hot people love me loving them getting each other and me off, and even though there always seems to be at least one or two hotties in any event… you should never stick around for any reason once they leave, because it’s all downhill from there.  Seize the moment; tell the hotties they are hot, abandon them instantly if they have any attitude at all, and keep moving with the compatible hotties, even if they show up at the very start of your outing, completely changing the plan of the day.  You see one, you engage.  Why else are you out there?  There should be no other reason.

I only wish I’d taken pictures of all the hotties I’ve seen; I’ve only had the time and opportunity to photograph a small percentage of them so far.  That will change in the years ahead, but that’s how I feel.  In Inisfree, it won’t matter anymore; all the hotties will be in the same place, on call any time of year, and effortlessly mass-producible.

I’m gonna have such an awesome time –the time of my life, and of heavenly eternity– when all-hotties hotel-orgies are the norm and status quo.  That’s what Inisfree (Heaven on Earth) is all about.  I am very proud to be the one ushering that perfectly in.

It’s also nice to know that the hotties will be mine; kajirae, ICVs, and open-relationship girlfriends and wives, and the hotels will be mine.  Hell, the whole city will be mine.  Even the way they chat and have sex will be mine; taught in the school system I invented, and mastered at the Tantric (sex) Academy I designed and had builtThat is what Phase 3 is all about.

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