Tantric Academy

* This loving-sex academy is now home to the largest bed(s) ever created on planet Earth (and it serves as the seating area for this university’s main auditorium).

 

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Table of Contents:

1. Dimensions, Layout, and Capacity
2. Mission Statement
3. Abstract
4. Daily Schedule
5. Introductory Information on the Classes Listed in the Charts Below
6. Kajirae Classes
7. The O-course
8. A Balanced Sexual Appetite
9. Settling is Cheating Yourself
10. Visual Aids
11. Cleansing the Chakras
12. The ‘Shared Breath’ Technique
13. Scientifically Proven Facts about Semen & Sex
14. Also: Semen & Felching
15. In Other Realms
16. Example Homework & In-class Assignment
17. Graduations
18. Relevant Holidays
19. 2021 Update
20. 2022 Update:  Students’ Enrollments
21. 2023 Update:  More Subjects
22. 2023 Update 2:  From the LHS Sub-page for Sexual Education
23. 2023 Update 3:  Vocabulary
24. 2023 Update 4:  Lights System, Etc.
25. Location & Layout (Images Begin)
26. Top & Exterior Architecture Style
27. Classrooms
28. Courses
29. Slope Concept
30. Decorations
31. Campus Culture & Hallway Posters
32. Dress Code
33. Breezeways
34. Inspiration from the University of Sydney
35. Dorm Doorknobs
36. Dorm Doors
37. Dorm Beds
38. Dorm Mood-lighting
39. Dorm Bathrooms
40. Roof Courtyard Statues
41. 2023 Addition:  Riverbank Canopies
42. 2023 Update:  Hand-signs/positions
43. 2023 Update 2:  2022 Scale-model in Minecraft
44. 2023 Update 3:  Full-size Model in Creativerse
45. 2023 October:  Sex Dungeons and Example Classes
46. 2023 December:  Syringes
47. 2024/+

 

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Dimensions, Layout, and Capacity:

This campus/building spans 462′ x 558′ (7×9 pixels on the map); each of its floors has 257,796 square feet (before subtracting for walls, etc.).

It stands 4 vertical sections tall, 5 if you count the rooftop courtyard/garden, and 3 of those sections have 4 floors/levels, excepting the dormitories-section which has 8; there are 20 indoor floors (12 being ~28′ from floor to ceiling, and 8 being ~14′) plus one outdoor (roof) floor/level (thus the whole building is ~448′ tall).

One of its short sides is up against a higher level of the slope of Inisfree’s central mountain, and its opposite short-side is down-slope –and where its two giant statues are (one is of the fit male body, the other of the fit female body, both standing from the lowest to the highest level of this building, both with waterfalls coming from them).

The AIOWs in this building are ~20′ in diameter.  They have enough room for (in each) 1 spiral (corkscrew) staircase along the inside wall, 1 ladders-area/wall (plus some climbing-ropes), and 2 ‘lifts’ (wall-less elevators) in the center.

1. Floor 1:  Lowest Sex-dungeon, 28′ tall
2. Floor 2:  Lower Sex-dungeon, 28′ tall
3. Floor 3:  Upper Sex-dungeon, 28′ tall
4. Floor 4:  Highest Sex-dungeon, 28′ tall
5. Floor 5:  Lowest Sex-gym, 28′ tall
6. Floor 6:  Lower Sex-gym, 28′ tall
7. Floor 7:  Upper Sex-gym, 28′ tall
8. Floor 8:  Highest Sex-gym, 28′ tall
9. Floor 9:  Lowest Classrooms, 28′ tall
10. Floor 10:  Lower Classrooms, 28′ tall
11. Floor 11:  Upper Classrooms, 28′ tall
12. Floor 12:  Highest Classrooms, 28′ tall
13. Floor 13:  Lowest Dormitory, 14′ tall
14. Floor 14:  Lower Dormitory, 14′ tall
15. Floor 15:  Low Dormitory, 14′ tall
16. Floor 16:  Lower-middle Dormitory, 14′ tall
17. Floor 17:  Upper-middle Dormitory, 14′ tall
18. Floor 18:  High (don’t get any ideas) Dormitory, 14′ tall
19. Floor 19:  Upper Dormitory, 14′ tall
20. Floor 20:  Highest Dormitory, 14′ tall
21. Floor 21:  Rooftop Courtyard/Gardens

Roof Layout:

• flat rectangular surface
• bordered by picnic alcoves
• central stream
• 8×6 grid of square grassy areas separated by smooth stone walkways
• horizontal triangular group of statues of fit naked females engaged in all the sex positions taught at this campus
• stairwell (AIOW) turrets at the 4 corners plus 2 at the midway points of the short sides

Dormitories Layout:

• rectangular levels
• 8 floors
• 9×21 ~4′-wide hallways grid separating all the individual rooms/suites
• each student dorm/room is a high-ceiling (~13′), boxy, well-appointed bedroom with private bathroom and bunkbeds (~9′ x ~14′; enough room for 1 ~9′-long 4-level/beds bunkbed on one side (each having ~3′ of vertical clearance (from mattress top to the bottom of the one above), desks on the other side, and 1 small bathroom with a sink/vanity, shower (not walk-in, but step-in; each shower includes a half-tub basin big enough for 1 student), and toilet/BTB)
• bunkbeds are canopy-beds, not spartan at all
• dorm-rooms each have 1 door, and that door is a pink-colored elliptical one like ‘hatches’ on ships (obviously, yes, because that makes these doors reminiscent of a pussy slit)
• 6,912 dorm-rooms total; 864 per dormitory-floor (in a 48 x 18 grid)
• ~4 students to a room; capacity in this school for ~27,648 human-sized students
  (though as many as ~200K could fit/attend, as each twin-sized bed is, as its name might hint, roomy enough for two (thus a ‘crammed-in’ population/capacity of ~55,296 human-sized students),
  and the study-rooms and some classrooms can be used as makeshift dorms,
  and some of the parking-garage can be used as makeshift dorms; campers and other live-in vehicles,
  and plenty of people can commute from any of Inisfree’s neighborhoods,
  and, of course, because everyone in Inisfree is pre-screened for full compatibility with one another, and regards everyone here as family/lovers)
• stairwell (AIOW) turrets at the 4 corners plus 2 at the midway points of the short sides

Classrooms Layout:

• rectangular levels
• 4 floors
• 8×6 grid of square classrooms, excepting the middle/central 4 –which are 1 large classroom (where the biggest bed in Inisfree is, this classroom being an auditorium based around that single bed, rather than rows of desks); 44 normal classrooms + 1 large classroom per floor; 176 normal classrooms + 4 large classrooms
• each classroom is ~66’x66′; room for ~170 students (except for the biggest/central classroom, which is ~140’x180′; room for ~1,000 students)
• hallways outside all 4 walls/sides of each classroom
• border of private study-rooms
• stairwell (AIOW) turrets at the 4 corners plus 2 at the midway points of the short sides

Sexual-gyms Layout:

• rectangular levels
• 4 floors
• 8×6 grid of square classrooms, excepting the middle/central 4 –which are 1 large gymnasium (typically for sexy sports-like group events/games, not classes); 44 normal sex-gyms + 1 large sex-gym per floor; 176 normal sex-gyms + 4 large sex-gyms
• each sex-gym is ~66’x66′; room for ~170 students (except for the biggest/central sex-gym, which is ~140’x180′; room for ~1,000 students)
• hallways outside all 4 walls/sides of each sex-gym
• border of private-yoga (tantric-partners yoga) rooms/’studios’
• stairwell (AIOW) turrets at the 4 corners plus 2 at the midway points of the short sides
• where the “o-course” (sexual obstacle-course; orgasm-pun intended) is

Sex-dungeons Layout:

• rectangular levels
• 4 floors
• 8×6 grid of square classrooms, excepting the middle/central 4 –which are 1 large sex-dungeon (typically for sexy BDSM play/demonstrations/shows, not classes); 44 normal sex-dungeons + 1 large sex-dungeon per floor; 176 normal sex-dungeons + 4 large sex-dungeons
• each sex-dungeon is ~66’x66′; room for ~170 students (except for the biggest/central sex-dungeon, which is ~140’x180′; room for ~1,000 students)
• hallways outside all 4 walls/sides of each sex-dungeon
• border of private mini sex-dungeons
• stairwell (AIOW) turrets at the 4 corners plus 2 at the midway points of the short sides

Historical Capacity:

• one of the most popular places in Inisfree from the start
• near or at capacity (98,784 students) ever since 2022 A.D.
• 2012:  0
• 2013:  ~10,000
• 2014:  ~20,000 (every student was able to have his/her own dorm-room this year (as 1/4 of this building’s dorm-rooms = 24,696), but most still chose to “roommate-up”; bunk together, as that is a big part of the culture here, plus what helps with the after-hours voluntary practice/homework)
• 2015:  ~30,000
• 2016:  ~40,000
• 2017:  ~50,000
• 2018:  ~60,000
• 2019:  ~70,000
• 2020:  ~80,000
• 2021:  ~90,000
• 2022:  ~98,784

Averaging 98,784 students out into TNA’s 22 subjects = ~4,490 students in each of those subject’s classes/classrooms each school-day.  Since the normal-size classrooms in this school-building seat ~170 comfortably, 26 of that-size classroom are needed (at capacity) per subject.  See the Daily Schedule section below for further details.

*Originally home to just one of the largest beds ever created on Earth, since this building has been divided into dozens of levels, 4 of those levels with room for that size/type of bed, it is now home to 4 of them, not just the original-design’s 1.

Parking-garage Layout:

• 792′ x 792′ (12×12 pixels on the map); 627,264 sq.ft. per level
• 96 levels, starting with “1” at ground-level; the lowest level is 96
• ~9′ clearance for each level (~1′-thick floors/ceilings)
• 4 66′-diameter 2-lane (1 up, 1 down) AIOWs, each at 1 of the 4 parking-garage corners
• room for ~100,000 personal vehicles (car/truck); 1 for each of the students “at capacity”

 

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Mission Statement:

These subjects are taught in the classrooms:

1. Chakra Cleansing
2. Current/Contemporary World Issues
3. Debate & Oratory
4. Energy Meridians
5. Meditation (sometimes on the roof, space permitting)
6. Philosophy
7. Singing
8. and Meal 2 of the day; brunch

These subjects are taught in the gyms:

1. Camping
2. Climbing
3. Dance
4. Dining Etiquette
5. Driving
6. Tantric Partners Yoga
7. and Meal 3 of the day; lunch

These subjects are taught in the sex-dungeons:

1. 1st Aid/Responder
2. G.M.A.P.T. (“Grunt” Most-Advanced Positions & Techniques)
3. Physical Therapy (post-dungeon/massage and long-term muscle-groups diagnosing, etc.)
4. Sensual Massage (such as for aftercare to gracefully conclude “subspace”)
5. Shared Breath (to later help with dunk-tanks, etc.)
6. Touch Therapy (not massage, and not physical therapy; just therapeutic individual contact with both erogenous zones and normal body-spots)
7. and Meal 4 of the day; snack / pre-dinner

Meal-breaks (including lunch-hour) are served in any normal (non-large) classroom set up for meal/nyotaimori practice/prep’, though as many as ~10,000 students can fit comfortably up on the roof where the picnic areas/alcoves are.

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8 subjects taught in the classrooms means:

• more than 22 normal-sized classrooms available for each of those 8 subjects
• 2 subjects time-sharing the 4 large classrooms

7 subjects taught in the gyms means:

• more than 25 normal-sized gyms available for each of those 7 subjects
• 1.75 subjects time-sharing the 4 large gyms

7 subjects taught in the sex-dungeons means:

• more than 25 normal-sized sex-dungeons available for each of those 7 subjects
• 1.75 subjects time-sharing the 4 large sex-dungeons

This means we’ll have the needed 26 classrooms per subject (for ideal/comfortable seating) when our student population is “at capacity”; when not including meal-breaks (which can be taught/served/hosted anywhere, not just in our classrooms/building).  In other words, all meals can be served in/from the same few rooms, or even as “room service” to the dorm-rooms, freeing up ~a couple dozen rooms per non-dormitory level.

 

 

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Kajirae Classes:

This academy includes all the courses necessary to become a quality kajira.  If you are interested in etiquette and charm school, or in increasing your feminine education, Inisfree also offers formal schooling in the following subjects:

• ​acceptable forms of refined passive & submissive communication (such as stretching slowly and alertly as a request to touch the toes before kissing them, placing the side of the head on her master’s foot or boot, how to request permission to ask a question or otherwise speak, etc.)
• ​arousal techniques; playful gestures and other motions (such as facial expressions, hair tossing, teasing types and durations, kegeling, splaying, arching, etc.)
• ​attractive hair lengths and styling
• ​attractive dancing (dozens of dances in numerous styles)
• ​attractive ways to kiss and be kissed (dozens, far beyond just French), and to hug and walk; gait & poise
• best places to find attractive girls, and best practices for monitoring, isolating, herding, persuading, acquiring, relaxing, reviving, inspecting, training, and documenting them (such as for the Voyages of Acquisition, kajirae duties, and so forth)
• ​​body hardening for warriors vs. body hardening for kajirae; warriors spar, while kajirae are slapped, ‘clipped’ (or goaded), and whipped, etc. (and both warriors and kajirae receive ample exposure to nature and the elements, keeping them strong, healthy, and lively)
• ​competing for the position of ‘First Girl on the Chain’; conduct & sportsmanship amongst kajirae which preserves all of their health and beauty
• ​discipline of a kajira (beyond self-discipline); escalation of force, non-corporal punishments (such as diet fluctuations, liberty restrictions, exclusion, and re-kenneling), and maintaining a comfortably full docket
• ​discipline of self; emotional self-control, meditation, mindfulness, proportional dacryphilia, responsible dieting, etc.
• ​entrances (there were once 105 ways for a girl to correctly enter a room, and only a few of them demonstrated; we at Inisfree have expanded this list to include detailed descriptions of more than 200)
• ​erogenous zones, and how to properly gauge and stimulate them (such as by the Slaver’s Caress; a method of touching, without warning, a kajira who is being sold, in order to exhibit her ‘slave heat’ for potential buyers; also known as the Whip Caress, as it is commonly done using a coiled whip)
• ​etiquette; manners specific to certain castes of society (such as hand-washing masters’ and guests’ feet in the foyer upon entry, keeping one’s eyes cast in certain places, using various greetings based on the situation, etc.), countenance, greeting different ranks and titles (such as how to correctly request a master to select the kajira for sampling, usage, or acquisition), different attire for different occasions, table settings, etc.
• ​etiquette in the bedchambers; bed-base collar rings, design elements, soothing lighting, subtle incense application, etc.
• ​health benefits of being a kajira; stronger feet, sharper senses, moderate exposure to direct sunlight, maintaining stamina and metabolism, the thrill of bare feet on different terrains and indoor textures, mental focus from total vulnerability, more specific sense of purpose, belonging, and direction, etc.
• ​hygiene; the types of baths and how to prepare and take them (cleaning first, then removing loose cells, then soaking, then oiling, then toweling, etc.)
• ​how to wear kajira attire (quick-release cords, form-accentuating methods, tasteful garment tears, avoidance of piercings and cosmetics, and staying barefoot and short, etc.)
• ​kajirae kennels; their importance, positive and critical psychological effects (same application and result as military training requiring participants to socialize and use hourly teamwork), cleaning, maintenance, rotating the kajirae, etc.
• manners; politeness (averting eyes, heeling, always being ready and eager for any commands and tasks, etc.), as well as the manner (ideal method and sequence) in which things are to be completed; prioritizing based on the master’s preferences
• ​methods for keeping your kajirae vital and effervescent; taking them to watch major sports games and races, days for adding a coin-box to their rope-belt, etc.
• poses (including how to gracefully kneel and rise while balancing a serving tray)
• ​posture; the positions of attention modified for kajirae, from prone to sitting, kneeling, and standing
• ​proper heeling; dispersion, angle, noise discipline, matching the master’s pace, etc.
• ​psychology of proper kajirae (the joy of being desired, hunted, captured, collared, and trained, and of being found useful, trusted, worthy of intimacy; the joy of being mastered by a true man), of Goreans (why females always carry loads, open doors, and do the chores; cleaning, cooking, mending, etc.), and the ‘Dom/sub’ culture (regarding why equality is unhealthy, unnatural, imbalanced, and not present throughout the Universe)
• ​release-enhancing techniques (far beyond the techniques of the Kama Sutra, and even of acupressure and various styles of massage)
• ​subtle arousing movements while seated; virtually imperceptible shifting perceived subconsciously
• ​time management (such as timing different dishes so that meal components are ready at the same time, and timing laundry and other chores so multi-tasking often or always occurs, thus saving time and freeing it up for other things)
• ​waitressing by kajirae; etiquette for serving masters, not just basic males or people in general (such as when to kiss goblets, which order to place dishes from tray to table, etc.)
• and kajirae law; they may have no property, must not accost others, must not touch items which can function as weapons, and must submit to the branding standard (one kajira symbol, and no more than four; second is the house sigil, third is for a moderate punishment, and the fourth for a major punishment), with severe punishments (such as ‘the girl box’) being applied only in rare situations and briefly, etc.

 

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The O-course:

The obstacle course at T&A is orgasm-based (thus, its pun; o-course), although still entailing numerous ‘obstacles’ that cannot be overcome without clever teamwork.  These obstacles may be physical ones (constructs upon which partners and groups must balance or maneuver around during their demonstration of Nymphonomicon masteries), mental ones (where they must determine the correct position and technique combinations), or emotional ones (such as grace overcoming pride, or general default resistance or hesitancy).  You can find them in one of the largest sex-gyms.

 

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Cleansing the Chakras

By something as simple as touch, chakras can be connected to disperse and dispel ‘negative’ energy, re-associating all of their corresponding body parts with only good things.  At T&A, the 7 internal chakras are taught and worked with first, then the 5 main external chakras are focused on, and finally all the others.  It has long been proven that proper adjustment of these bodyparts (or ‘energy organs’, as some call them) can cure most illnesses, even leading to regeneration and new levels of health and strength.  Tinnitus, for example, (one of the most common ailments of mankind) is sometimes caused by ignorance of how one of the chakras can activate and surge.  When all of the chakras are tuned (similarly to how one tunes a piano or other musical instrument), the results are divine; injuries heal rapidly, sickness vanish, and the sex results not in just orgasms, but energy-gasms, all of which we teach.

 

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The ‘Shared Breath’ Technique

Here at T&A, this technique begins with both partners softly inhaling to pass cool air over one another’s lips, followed by blowing warm air onto them.  As this warm exhale continues, they very slowly ease their lips together, completing the seal until one takes the lead, upon which they share the same breath back and forth a dozen or more times until a natural ‘high’ is achieved.  Inisfreeans use the techniques they learn in their high school and this academy, and the bodies and companies of their fellow citizens, –not drugs– to get their highs.  This is one of their favorites toward that end.  Yes, in Inisfree sex is good enough –every time– to get you high.  There is also no ‘come-down’, unless of course you count the lameness of returning to less-civilized realms.

 

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Scientifically Proven Facts about Semen & Sex:

 

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Also:

Inisfreean girls wash their faces with semen daily, meditate while nearly fully submerged in bathtubs of it, and are fully submerged in it during their baptisms in semen, not water.
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Felching is the technique of sucking semen out of an orifice such as the vagina, and Inisfreean girls arouse each other by doing this for one another almost every day. One version of this they frequent is French kissing semen out of one of their girlfriend’s vaginas, then French kissing it into a different girlfriend’s vagina, or giving their girlfriends sloppy French kisses, swapping it into their mouths, then having their girlfriends French kiss it back into their own mouths or pussies.  Like how humans have wine tasting parties and cafés, Inisfreean girls have semen tasting parties and cafés, and nearly every drink glass in every Inisfreean night club is filled not with alcohol, but each girl’s favorite flavor of semen.​​At this university (T&A; the Tantric-sex Academy) many of the showers, bathtubs, and swimming pools are full of cum (semen), not water, some of which also being fed not by water faucets, shower-heads, or waterfalls, but cum-falls. Many of the water-fountains girls drink from here also have a cum-fountain option.
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~9% of human females are ‘squirters’ during some orgasms (meaning they squirt fluid out of the urethra when they orgasm). Inisfreeans do not enjoy experiencing that as part of their sexual activities. The >1% of humanity which was allowed to learn of and visit Inisfree includes no ‘squirters’.​​

 

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In Other Realms:

In realms beyond Inisfree, such as the Nagas’ cave networks deep in the Earth’s crust, there are entire rivers of semen which the Naga and their guests bathe and swim in daily and nightly. Semen is well known around the world and across the Universe for its calming and healing properties, and few species and civilizations are as skittish and ignorant about it as the humans.

 

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Example Homework & In-class Assignment:

Students are occasionally encouraged to watch porn; this is so they can figure out what naturally turns them on, what they like and dislike, what their urges and search-habits are, and so on.  They then bring the link to, or downloaded copy of, that porno in to class the next day, and give a short presentation or chat on it, using it as a visual aid.  Finally, the students in their class who like it, too, are encouraged to reenact their favorite scenes or positions in it –with their teacher/s and each other.

Basic sex-ed is not enough; look at how universal relationship problems are, and how much tension comes from them, as well as from sexual distractions and frustrations in general.  Comprehensive sex-ed, including homework such as what was just mentioned, does the job.  We promote this type of study, self-study, and group-participation… daily.

For those who really enjoyed any given assignment, the Inisfreean students and faculty present help them add recordings and professional photo-shoots of their presentations and porno reenactments to their FOB-Book webpages for all to see and volunteer to carry on.  This results in wildly-successful students and graduates, as our downtown business-culture is also based on the public encouragement of this type of holistic development and self-completion.  In short, our homework assignments, here even more-so than at LHS, result in consistent life-enriching, community-reinforcing, and career-launching metrics.

Just imagine how great, centered, and focused you’d feel… if every assignment you ever had… was to be yourself, 100%, in a community of compatible people who were already sure to like it; you never had to hide anything, or pretend to be P.C. or an un-individual member of some inhuman status quo, and you never had to fight against yourself (i.e. your natural and endlessly-recurring urges to share love with those around you).  Can you imagine how well a society and civilization that liberated would function?  We can; we live it every day here at this academy… and across all the rest of Inisfree.  This is T&A.

 

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Graduations:

Month 5: Maiesta (Reverence & Graduations)
Week 3
Day 2: Moon-day (hunt), May 8: TNA Graduation (17th & 18th grades; both)

Students graduating our 17th grade will do so in one of their classrooms inside.

Students graduating our 18th grade, thus moving on from this university/campus, will have their ceremony atop the school itself, right up in the courtyard amidst all its beautiful statues and landscaping, in the open air, aurora and our “moon” overhead.

 

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Relevant Holidays:

1. 29 January (1 Februus on our calendar): Incest
2. 14 February (17 Februus on our calendar):  Polyamory-Valentines (Fuckbuddies) Day
3. 26 February (1 Mars on our calendar): Carnival
4. 27 March (2 Aperire on our calendar): Something-on-a-stick Day
5. The entire month of Maiesta is the time to teach the ancient and advanced history of the Nymphs (actual people).
6. May (9 Maiesta to 11 Venus for us) is the month of / devoted to Freyja/love/lovers.  (We have a day in February/Februus for it, but May is when these festivities really get going.)
7. 2 June (13 Venus on our calendar): Sex Workers / Registered Companions
8. 8 June (19 Venus on our calendar): Best Friends’ Day
9. 21 July (6 Shakira on our calendar): Cousins’ Day
10. 26 July (11 Shakira on our calendar): Aunts’ Day
11. 27 July (12 Shakira on our calendar): Uncles’ Day
12. 31 July (16 Shakira on our calendar): Girlfriends’ Day
13. 14 August (2 Agharta on our calendar): Blowjobs (girls blowing guys only, of course)
14. 5 September (24 Agharta on our calendar): Wife-swapping / ‘Swinging’
15. 6 September (25 Agharta on our calendar): Swapping (‘beverages’ for girls)
16. 10 September (1 Harvest on our calendar): Grandparents’ Day
17. 3 October (24 Harvest on our calendar): Boyfriends’ Day

 

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2021 Update:

In 2021, a massive update to the topside courtyard was added; 1,000 statues instead of the original 7, each a copy of one of the form-sakes (the life-size statues in the shrine-mansions).  This now rivals Statue Park in its detail and grandeur, and shows all of the correct (real-beauty) body-types humanity/humanoids have available to incarnate in/as (if they have chosen to incarnate appropriately; beautifully).  It also shows 1,000 of the asanas used in Tantric Partners Yoga, which is the most advanced, healing, and Vril-cultivating/honing/harnessing type of yoga.

Because there is a literal river running over the middle of the roof of this building, and because that river feeds every shower, sink, toilet, and bondage tank in the academy, every room and hall in TNA has spill-guards, drains, and a sloped floor toward those drains, making flooding impossible. All building materials are also waterproof, not just water-resistant, in addition to being fire-proof and rated for hurricane-force winds/debris.

Classrooms do not have chairs and desks; they have beanbag-chairs, chair-and-half-s, loveseats, sex-swings, etc..  Even the teacher walks and lounges amongst the students, not sitting at/behind a desk facing them (which represents superiority and division, polar opposites, distrust, etc.).  We are an academy of togetherness and larking, not rigid prudish barbarisms or attempts at micromanagement and ‘melting pot’ (chaos glorified instead of a shared culture/vision/value-system) nonsense.

Kajirae and Master/Mistress (Owner) lessons include:

1. how to stand and pose sexily while on the auction stage (and how to have fun while up there!),
2. how to groom your slave-girl for the auction-house kennels (and how to reassure her that she’ll be fine there),
3. what to inspect and keep records of about your slave-girl/s (dental, genetic/pedigree, psychological, usage, etc.),
4. things commonly overlooked when it comes to being a good slave-girl,
5. things commonly overlooked when it comes to being a good owner of humans
6. etc.

All dorm rooms are a “cube within a cube”; fully soundproofed in all directions, side to side and top to bottom, ensuring all wild sex sounds never disturb the sleep or studies of adjacent rooms’ students.  Music played in one room will never be heard outside it, even when standing next to its double front door.  The loudest and/or roughest sex won’t be heard outside, either.

ICVs are the teachers and other staff of this school/campus, and they can sense and forecast the thoughts and actions of all students and guests here. Their personality (programming) keeps them using their charms and other polite clever methods to help everyone learn to work together and love together, always teaming up instead of bullying or competing. This is a place of unity and holistic wellness, ultimate inner peace and synergy, during the Age of Reunions; the final Golden Age, after all. This is Inisfree; the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth, as prophesied. Amen.

Also of note:

1. LHS Sex Ed teaches the basics; that sex is for health and manifestations via casual polyamorous Vril, not for breeding/reproduction, and what the orientation is of the god-king, as well as several positions and techniques.
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2. TNA teaches all the sex-toys, advanced positions and techniques, and dungeon safety, as well as animatronics/beastiality, and how to hostess sex-based gatherings such as gangbangs and orgies.
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3. our NWO MIL uses all those things in field settings
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4. our MF program is to demonstrate them in the secret areas of our realm, showing mastery even in more distracting and complex settings than during field exercises / combat.

TNA bridges that gap from introductions/basics… to mastery which will be applied during all Inisfreean operations in the field (i.e. while serving as a member of our own Star Fleet).  “Study hard!” (hard-cocks pun intended)

 

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2022 Update:  Students

These are the people listed on our Character Groups Directory webpage who have attended classes at this university.

1. (at least several of each ICV model / form-sake):  2012 and on (there are always enough ICVs here to fill up the remaining seats in each classroom that non-ICVs have enrolled in)
2. Adaline LeMorte Himmler:  2050s
3. Amora:  2020s and on (both studying and teaching)
4. Ashley Vanir Himmler:  2036-2038
5. Astrid and Ingrid Vanir Himmler (twins):  2042-2044
6. Avril Roux Himmler:  2043-2045
7. Auz II LeMorte Himmler:  2050s
8. Auzanesh Taldeer Himmler:  2187-2789
9. Christie Marie Hayes:  2036-2038
10. Dracy, Elizabeth, Evreen, Jem’ha, Moura, Pelucy, Pentine, Saura, Suline, Valusia, Vathja, and Yilane Thema Himmler:  2045-2047
11. Ethan LeMorte Himmler:  2050s
12. Freyja:  2013 and on (both studying and teaching)
13. Grace Conrad Himmler:  2052-2054
14. Iaura Erra Himmler:  2274-2276
15. Ibiza Mara Himmler:  2048-2050
16. Inara Serra:  2525 and on (both studying and teaching)
17. Jacqueline Diamonds‘ daughter:  2042-2044
18. Jennifer Vanir Himmler:  2048-2050
19. Kathleen Vanir Himmler:  2054-2056
20. Lillian Didina:  2020s and on
21. Lyra Night Himmler:  2052-2054
22. Maha Himmler:  2170-2172
23. Melina Love:  2015 and on
24. Melusia Nadia Himmler:  2048-2050
25. Mesriq Reese Himmler:  2050-2052
26. Neveah LeMorte Himmler:  2050s
27. Pacia Atlanna Himmler:  2048-2050
28. Sarah Conrad:  2030-2032
29. Sassa and Tove Vanir Himmler (twins):  2060-2062
30. Seph Mera Himmler:  2048-2050
31. Shango-tao Himmler:  2170-2172
32. Shelby Vanir Himmler:  2066-2068
33. Sophie Eisenberg:  2036-2038
34. Sydney Sirena Himmler:  2048-2050
35. Tiffany Vanir Himmler:  2072-2074
36. Valeria Richards:  2033-2035
37. Ynara Navarre Himmler:  2305-2307
38. (and hundreds of Registered Companions):  2530s and on (both studying and teaching)

 

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2023 Update:  More Subjects

Now taught as part of our bondage classes/lessons:

1. Kinbaku; bound tightly so no movement (i.e. tying a girl to a chair or fucking-/usage-post in a way that is comfortable to the girl while keeping her immobilized)
2. Shibari; to tie intricate/beautiful knots (i.e. ‘wrapping’ a girl up with ‘woven’/overlapping rope sections, not necessarily immobilizing her, though usually keeping her hands/arms behind her back or head, and her calves to the backs/bottoms of her thighs)

 

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2023 Update 2:  From the LHS Sub-page for Sexual Education

The following concepts/subjects are mentioned on the LHS subpage for its sex’ ed’ classes/course:

• the finer and finest arts of seduction
  (taught in TNA classes:  Debate & Oratory, Singing, Climbing, Dance, Dining Etiquette, Tantric Partners Yoga, G.M.A.P.T., Sensual Massage, Shared Breath, Touch Therapy)
• going beyond the orgasm to the energy-gasm
  (taught in TNA classes:  Energy Meridians, Meditation, Tantric Partners Yoga, G.M.A.P.T., Sensual Massage, Shared Breath, Touch Therapy)
• further opening the mind/consciousness via sexual techniques
  (taught in TNA classes:  Chakra Cleansing, Energy Meridians, Meditation, Philosophy, Tantric Partners Yoga, G.M.A.P.T.)
• more complex and effective sequences of sexual techniques for individuals and groups as large as orgies
  (taught in TNA classes:  Dance, Tantric Partners Yoga, 1st Aid/Responder, G.M.A.P.T., Physical Therapy, Sensual Massage, Shared Breath, Touch Therapy)
• using sex to help with telepathy and shared consciousness
  (taught in TNA classes:  Tantric Partners Yoga, G.M.A.P.T., Shared Breath)
• ‘sex magic’ as a better means of manifesting what and all you truly want in life
  (taught in TNA classes:  Meditation, Philosophy, Tantric Partners Yoga, G.M.A.P.T.)
• how human-like people from other worlds and dimensions enjoy sex
  (taught in TNA classes:  Current/Contemporary World Issues, Meditation, Dance, Tantric Partners Yoga, 1st Aid/Responder, G.M.A.P.T., Physical Therapy, Sensual Massage, Shared Breath, Touch Therapy)

Also, (for females) meditation in stasis-tubes filling/filled with cum is facilitated here at TNA via floor/wall-mounted stasis-tubes in some of this campus’s classrooms; those students do not need to reserve time in one of our vehicles or spaceships that have those tubes.

 

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2023 Update 3:  Vocabulary

What’s in the name?

Beyond the basic/introductory sex-terms taught at LHS, we also help students here at TNA learn and apply the following (more-esoteric/technical) sex-terms:
(and while we don’t focus much on slang at this level of our educational system, the focus in this university instead being on the technical aspects of deities-level lovemaking/care/holistics, we still teach some more of it since it helps with communication/understanding)

• Ablutophilia: Fetish for baths or showers that usually centers around a naked person lathering themselves up.
• ABR: “Adult Breast-Feeding.” The abbreviation is mainly used in the fetish world and in fetish porn. (For us, it does not involve/mean lactation; just sucking/suckling on tits.)
• Acomoclitic: A fetish for hairless genitals. Similar to: gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia.
• Acrophilia: A fetish for having sex in high places such as on mountains or rooftops. Some members of the mile-high club have this fetish.
• Acucullophilia: A fetish, or preference, for circumcised men.
• Acousticophilia: A fetish involving sounds. This can include such things as being aroused by music or a partner’s moaning (or even for the ‘sound’ of quiet/silence or the wind through the leaves of the trees).
• Actirasty: A fetish for sun exposure. This is often a fetish of tanorexics, fans of outdoor sex, or those who only date really tan people.
• Adolescentilism: A fetish for acting, dressing, or being treated like an adolescent.
• Afterglow: Postcoital relaxing, happy-sighing, basking, etc..
• Agalmatophilia: A fetish for a human-like doll, mannequin, or statue. This does not include the use of sex dolls merely as surrogates for real partners. Similar to pygmalionism.
• Age Play: A type of fetishistic role-playing in which people pretend to be substantially older or younger than they are. Includes fetishes like adolescentilism and infantilism.
• Agnosexual: A person who has yet to decide on how to categorize his sexuality.
• Agonophiliac: A fetish for violence or fighting as foreplay. Men with this fetish are often fans of pornographic scenes that feature wrestling or rough sex.
• Agoraphilia: A fetish for sex in public places. People with this fetish are often exhibitionists or people who get aroused by the thrill of potentially getting caught.
• Agrexophilia: A fetish for having other people know about your sexual activities. This can include people with agoraphilia, those who like to have loud sex, exhibitionists, people who like to put their homemade sex tapes online, or those who simply like to brag about their conquests.
• Ahegao: a term in anime and Japanese pornography for a facial expression of characters during sex, typically with rolling or crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and slightly reddened face, to show enjoyment or ecstasy.
• Algolagnia: A fetish for pain.
• Allorgasmia: A fetish for fantasizing about someone other than your current partner. A common fetish among married couples.
• Allotriorasty: A fetish for sex partners of another race, ethnicity, or nationality. This is common among women who are attracted to accents. This fetish is likely connected to the need to keep a community’s gene pool diverse.
• Alpha Male: A dominant male. A leader of a group of males who generally has first choice when it comes to selecting potential mates from a group of females. In younger males, dominance is often related to physical dominance or an aggressive personality. In older men, dominance is expressed in terms of wealth, power, and control. Synonyms: big dicker, stud
• Alphmegamia: A fetish for older men. This is a common fetish among women as mate selection for females is less impacted by the age of a potential mate than by his status.
• Alprostadil: A vasodilator used to treat erectile dysfunction.
• Alvinolagnia A fetish for stomachs. Likely linked to the importance of wide hips when it comes to natural childbirth. Synonyms: partialism.
• Amaurophilia: A fetish for not being seen during sex. This usually involves turning off the lights or blindfolding a partner. Some peeping toms and fans of glory holes have this fetish.
• Ambisextrous: A female for whom the term “bisexual” is too constricting. Synonyms: agnosexual, happy shopper, trisexual.
• Anaclitism: An erotic fixation on the objects one was exposed to as an infant, such as anal thermometers, bibs, bottles, pacifiers. Similar to: autonepiophilia, infantilism.
• Anal Beads: A class of sex toy consisting of balls of various size strung together on a string or a flexible rod. Pleasure is not as much derived from the insertion of these beads, as from their extraction. Despite how tempting it may be, anal beads should not be ripped out with the same enthusiasm with which one yanks the cord of a lawnmower. Synonyms: Chinese/Oriental love beads, string of pearls, siamese strings.
• Anal Bleaching: A cosmetic procedure in which chemicals or lasers are used to lighten the darker skin around the anus in order to make it match the lighter skin of the buttock. The process originated with female porn performers before seeping into mainstream populations in the early 2000s with the rise of free, online porn.
• Analingus: Oral sex performed on the anus. Synonyms: ass blow, blow some ass, clean the kitchen, lick the fudge bowl, lick the jar/bowl clean, rim job, rimming, suck asshole, sugar bowl pie, toss the salad,
• Anal Sex: ass fuck, ass sex, brown holing, bugger, bum fuck, butt bang, butt fuck, corn holing, digging a ditch, dipping a finger in the fudge, DNA (dick in ass), fishing for mudfish, fourth base, fudge packing, going down the dirt road, Greeking, hump the dump, lube the tube, making pound cake, packing fudge, pack the poop chute, painal, plan B, popping it in the toaster, pumper in the dumper, pushing shit up hill, ram job, ream, rectify, rump raid, saddle up, shit fuck, stir fudge, third way, traveling the Hershey Highway, using the servant’s entrance…
• Anal/Ass Sphincter: Two muscles consisting of an outer and inner sphincter that keep the anus closed. These are the muscles that must be relaxed during anal sex. These are also the muscles that must be surgically repaired after extreme anal play.
• Anaphrodisiac: A substance that reduces one’s sexual appetite. The opposite of an aphrodisiac.
• Anasteemaphilia: A fetish for partners who are much shorter or taller.
• Androidism: A fetish for humanoid robots. Similar to agalmatophilia and Pygmalionism.
• Andromimetophilia: When a woman is sexually aroused by dressing, acting, or being treated like a man.
• Angry Dragon: An absurd sex act in which you smack the back of your girl’s head right after ejaculating in her mouth. This causes semen to erupt from her nostrils while she roars like an irate, fire-breathing monster.
• Angry Pirate: An absurd sex act in which you ejaculate on/at your girl’s eye then kick her in the shin. This causes her to hobble around on one leg with one eye covered while grunting and cursing like a sailor.
• Animism: A belief that objects or animals have spirits and that humans can connect with these spirits, often in sexual ways. Synonyms: objectiphile, objectum sexual
• Anophelorastia: A fetish for ravaging a partner. People with this fetish are often fans of extremely rough porn.
• Anorgasmic: A sexual dysfunction in which a person cannot reach sexual climax. More common in Outlander females due to defective society, upbringing, brainwashing, degeneration, shaming, insecurity, etc..
• Antholagnia: A fetish for the scent or sight of flowers.
• Aphephilia: A fetish for human touch.
• Apistia: Married and unfaithful. Origins: The Greek New Testament.
• Apolaustic: One who is devoted to enjoyment or pleasure. Hedonistic.
• Aquaophilia: A fetish for water that goes far beyond enjoying sex on the beach or in a hot tub.
• Arabian Goggles: When testicles are draped over someone’s eyes.
• Archnephilia: A fetish for spiders.
• Areola: The pigmented ring of skin surrounding the nipple’s raised center.
• Arm Candy: A person who is dated for her superficial beauty as opposed to her substance. Arm candy is most often a status symbol employed by older bachelors to demonstrate their prowess.
• Around the World: When the woman spins 360 degrees atop her partner while maintaining penetration. Ideally this is performed in one motion.
• Arousal: Sexual excitment
• Asiaphile: A fetish for Asians.
• ASLs: “Anus shaped lips,” or “ass sucking lips.” Lips that resemble the puckered skin of an asshole. Similar to DSLs.
• Asphyxiophilia: A fetish for being suffocated or choked.
• Ass:
  1. arse, backend, backside, backyard, behind, booty, bottom, bum, bumper, buns, butt, buttocks, caboose, can, candy apples, cheeks, culo, derriere, fanny, junk in the trunk, heinie, hindquarters, moon, keister, posterior, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, trunk, tush, yeasty buns…
  2. An idiot who is not quite as offensive as an asshole.
  3. Sex. Usage: “to get some ass.”
• Asshole:
  1. a hole, arsehole, back burner, backdoor, backdoor trumpet, balloon knot, black hole, blind eye, brown eye, bungalow, bunghole, butt hole, button, chocolate speedway/starfish, corn hole, dingus, dirt pipe/road, dugout, duster, fudge factory, fudge tunnel, Grand Canyon, Hershey highway, hole a, leather Cheerio, man pussy, nature’s birth control, plan b, poop chute, pooper, port hole, pucker, round eye, rusty bullet hole, servant’s entrance, shit hole/pipe, shitter, skunk hole, slot B, spunk bucket, starfish, stank tank, stink, stink hole, tailpipe, Whale Eye, windmill, windward passage, zero, …
  2. A person who metaphorically shits on others.
• Ass Job: When a man rubs his penis between a set of ass cheeks. Like titty fucking, but with an ass and no penetration. Synonyms: cock dog, frottage, outercourse, the Princeton Rub, The Cardinal George.
• Ass Licker, Ass Muncher: 1. One who enjoys giving analingus. 2. A kiss ass.
• Ass Play: Any type of sexual activity involving the ass.
• Ass Quake: 1. A bouncing ass substantial enough to shake the floor. Often used to praise a thick dancer’s skills. 2. Vigorous sex that shakes the bed, the floor, and/or the walls. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy”.
• Ass State: An estate of ass. A piece of property paid for by sex appeal. Often refer’s to the home of a model, stripper, or porn star. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy.”
• Ass Tray: An ass large enough to serve as a tray for rolling weed or snorting lines of cocaine. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy.”
• Ass-to-Ass: When two people simultaneously penetrate each other’s asses, usually with a double-sided dildo. Origins: The act was made famous when performed by Jennifer Connelly’s character In Requiem for a Dream.
• Ass-to-Mouth, ATM: When a phallus transitions directly from anal to oral sex.
• Asstronaut, Arstronaut: The first person to have anal sex with an anal virgin.
• Asthenolagnia: A fetish for weakness or being humiliated.
• Aunt: Madame who runs a brothel. Synonym: pimp
• Australian Kiss: Like a French kiss but performed down-under.
• Autagonistophilia: A fetish for having others spy on you, particularly while naked or engaging in sexual acts. As opposed to exhibitionists who get off on exposing themselves to unsuspecting victims, a person with this fetish creates situations in which other people may see her naked, like sun bathing nude or changing in front of an open window.
• Autassassinophilia: A fetish for coming close to death, particularly during sex.
• Autoandrophilia: A fetish for women who dress, behave, or look like men. (In the Inisfreean realm, females are only allowed to occasionally wear a male garment such as a button-down dress-shirt, usually after sex, and only with the consent/permission/command/instruction of the man. Females are never allowed to look or sound like men.)
• Autoerotic: Masturbation.
• Autoerotic Asphyxiation: Choking yourself while masturbating to achieve a more intense orgasm. This often involves the use of belts or ropes. People who have died from this form of masturbation include, kung-fu master David Carradine and INXS rocker Michael Hutchence.
• Autonepiophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an infant. Synonym: anaclitism, infantilism.
• Avisodomy: A form of bestiality involving sex with a bird.
• Axillism: A fetish for armpits.
• Babe: An attractive woman.
• Baby Daddy/Momma: The unwed parent of a bastard.
• Bachelor’s Tuxedo: Condom.
• Backseat Driver: A top (guy or girl with a strap-on) who tells the bottom (bent-over girl) what to do sexually while penetrating the bottom (bent-over girl) from behind.
• Bacon Strips: 1. A meaty vagina, characterized by a loose labia minora that appears stretched out from excessive use. 2. Shit stains left on underwear. Synonyms: beef curtains.  (obviously not possible in our realm; all labia are required to look how Auz wants them to, and that is never loose or discolored)
• Ball Gag, Gag: A mouth gag in which a ball-like object is tied into a person’s mouth to prevent them from speaking or screaming. Many ball gags come with a hole in the center to facilitate breathing. A common sex toy in BDSM play.
• Balloon Knot: An asshole, as it resembles the clinched rubber around a balloon’s knot.
• Balls Deep: Fully committed, as when a man penetrates an orifice as far as he can go. Antonym: just the tip.
• Balls Out: To fully commit and exert tremendous energy to complete a task.
• Banana Hammock: Any type of flashy underpants that accentuate a man’s bulge. Synonyms: bikini briefs, Brazilian briefs, fruit cup, grape smuggler, jock strap, nut huggers, plume smugglers, Speedo…
• Banging the Bongos: Spanking a partner’s butt cheeks like a set of bongos during doggie style sex.
• Bareback: Risky sex without a condom. Synonyms: apache,
• Bareback Rodeo: An orgy in which no one wears condoms.
• Barely Legal: A sex partner who is just over the legal age of consent. Also, a popular category in porn.
• Barse: Perineum. The space between the genitals and the asshole.
• Bathroom Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses to let the sub urinate and/or defecate. Urination denial is popular as a few sexual nerves can be activated due to the pressure of a full bladder.
• Bathykolpian: Deep-bosomed. Origins: From the ancient Greek words bathus, “deep,” and kolpos, “bosom.”
• Batting for Both Sides: Bisexual. Synonyms: switch hitter.
• BBC: “big black cock” Used in personal ads and in porn.
• BDSM: “bondage, discipline, and sado-masochism”; a catch-all term for fetish play.
• BFP: “bound for pleasure”; A BDSM term.
• Bisexual: A girl who is sexually attracted to both sexes. Synonyms: happy shopper, playing for both sides/teams, switch hitter.
• Blow Job, Blowie, BJ: Fellatio.
• Blue Balls: An irritable psychological state achieved when a man is aroused for an extended period of time without reaching an orgasm.
• Blumpkin: Fellatio performed while a man is defecating. Often used in fetish play as a form of degradation.
• Bombshell, Blonde Bombshell: Before the term “sex symbol” was popularized, bombshell referred to sexual icons of American pop culture in the mid to late 1900s. Such women were often characterized as having hourglass figures, pronounced curves, large breasts, and the early ones were typically blonde. Ex: Marilyn Monroe is the quintessential
• Blonde Bombshell. Synonyms: Pin-up girl.
• Bondage: Fetish play in which a submissive partner is physically restrained.
• Bondage Babe: A woman dressed in fetish gear, including latex, fishnets, collars, or PVC. Often refers to a woman who is more into fetish as a fashion than a lifestyle, or a fetish model who only participates in fetishistic acts for pay.
• Booty Call: 1. Calling a fuck buddy for sex. Often occurs when the bars close and you have not found anyone else willing to have sex with you. 2. Your fuck buddy.
• Bottom: 1. A sex partner who is submissive to a dominant partner or who is penetrated by the top. 2. Ass.
• Bottom Bitch/Girl: A pimp’s number one prostitute. Also, the one who lures other women into the lifestyle.
• Bottom Space: The mental space of a submissive partner in fetish play.
• Brazilian, Brazilian Bikini Wax: In general, any bikini wax in which hair is removed from the asshole. Specifically, this usually refers to a bikini wax in which a vertical stripe of short hair is left extending up from the vagina. Synonyms: landing strip, paintbrush,
• Breast Man: A guy who’s obsession with breasts goes far beyond that of the average male.
• Breeder: 1. Heterosexual. 2. A fertile sex partner, particularly one you would want to have children with due to his/her superior genetics. 3. A person with many offspring.
• Bridesmaid: Women who are enlisted as slaves for the bride-to-be.
• Bromance: The budding friendship between two heterosexual men.
• Bros before Hoes: A colloquialism expressing the idea that the interests of your guy friends should come before the needs of the woman you are currently having sex with.
• Brothel: Synonyms: birdcage, bordello, cathouse, fish market, flesh market, fucktory, girlery, house of ill repute, ladies college, nunnery, poontang plantation, red-light house, whorehouse
• Brown Bag: A condom after anal sex.
• Bug Chasing: Actively trying to acquire the HIV virus by having sex with HIV positive partners, usually for the thrill of such a taboo encounter. (obviously impossible for people who are immune to everything, and certainly unwanted by anyone in/of our realm)
• Bugger: Anal sex or bestiality. In the UK the term is similar to sodomy in that it is a catchall for deviant sex.
• Burlesque: An artful strip tease often set to music and involving elaborate costumes, stage props, and feathers. Now burlesque shows are typically conservative strip teases meant to appeal to other women who have an interest in tattoos and rockabilly culture. Burlesque troops tend to enroll curvy, and often heavily tattooed, women who believe they are superior to strippers. Unlike strippers, burlesque performers do not typically make a living off of performing.
• Butt Plug: Usually a short, squatty sex toy inserted in an asshole to loosen up the sphincter before anal sex.
• Butt Floss: A thong or G-string.
• Butt Slut: a promiscuous woman who prefers anal sex.
• Cad: A man who aggressively pursues his self interests, particularly when it comes to sex, with little regard for others. Not the man a woman wants to date, but the rogue she subconsciously wants to have sex with, particularly when she is ovulating. Synonyms: alpha male, rogue, rake, rascal, scoundrel, scalawag
• Cage Fetish: A fetish for being confined to a small space. This often manifests as a sub being locked in a cage, box, or a closet. The caged sub is then teased, taunted, tortured, and/or ignored by the dom.
• Callipygian: Possessing a beautifully shaped buttocks.
• Candaulism: A fetish for showing off your partner, or images of him/her, to others.
• Carpet Muncher: A lesbian – as opposed to bugs that feed on actual carpet.
• Casting Couch: Couch or space where women are coaxed into having sex by being promised a job, particularly a role in a movie or porno. A common device in “amateur” porn where the director pretends he is testing a woman out for the job.
• Catcher: The receiving partner during anal sex.
• Cat String Theory: The idea that women are only interested in men they cannot pin down or corner, in the same way a cat is only interested in playing with a string so long as it is dangling just out of the animal’s reach. Origins: Erik Von Markovik.
• Cat O’ Nine Tails: A multi-tailed whip, often used in fetish play.
• Charity: Engaging in sexual activity with someone who will get far more out of the experience than you will.
• Cherry: A woman’s virginity. More specifically, the hymen, which is often ruptured during vaginal penetration. “Popping her cherry” refers to taking a female’s virginity.
• Choker: 1. A large penis. 2. A collar often worn in the BDSM scene to signify ownership in much the same way a wedding ring does in the vanilla community. These collars are often used on submissive partners during fetishistic acts.
• Choreophilia: A fetish for dancing, or dry humping on the dance floor, to climax.
• Chrematistophilia: A fetish for paying for sex, or for being robbed or blackmailed by a sex partner.
• Chrysophilia: A fetish for gold or gold colored objects. Similar to timophilia.
• Clitoris, Clit: the bundle of nerve endings at the hood of the vagina that can produce an orgasm when properly stimulated.
• Closet Freak: One who inhabits an alter-ego during sex that is in stark contrast to her public persona. Synonyms: a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.
• Cluster Fuck: 1. An orgy. 2. A disorganization of people and bodies. Often used to describe traffic jams or a mess that must be sorted out.
• Cockaholic: A promiscuous woman
• Cock Ring: A ring that is slipped over an erection to the base of the penis in order to slow the loss of blood, thus maintaining an erection longer. These sex toys are made out of a variety of materials, including metal and rubber.
• Cocksman: A sexually accomplished male who wields his cock like a professional.
• Comarital: An extramarital affair with a partner’s consent.
• Commercial Sex Worker, CSW: Prostitute.
• Community Bike: A promiscuous woman. Everyone gets to ride her. Synonyms: slut, doorknob
• Condom: Origins: From the Latin “condon,” meaning “receptacle.” Synonyms: balloon, bachelor’s tuxedo, candy wrapper, close combat sock, diving suit, eel skin, goulashes, hazmat suit, jimmy, joy bag, latex spacesuit, love glove, one-piece overcoat, pipe pull-over, plastic wrap, prophylactic, raincoat, rubber, rubber glove, scumbag, sheath, shower cap, slicker, snake skin, space suit, sparring mitt, tail sheath, tube sock, wet suit,
• Condom Dispenser: A promiscuous woman, albeit a promiscuous woman who brings her own condoms.
• Concupiscent: Lustful or horny.
• Conjugal: Of or related to marriage. Most often used in the phrase, “conjugal visit,” which refers to when a prisoner is allowed to have sex with his significant other.
• Consensual: An activity that is done with the full agreement of all parties involved. Often what separates sex acts from sex crimes.
• Coprolalia: The compulsive use of obscene language.
• Cornuto: A cuckold.
• Cosplay: “Costume play”; often a type of role playing that fulfills sexual fantasies revolving around animated characters.
• Coulrophilia: A fetish for clowns or other types of street performers. Synonyms: Bozophilia, clown paraphilia. History: One of the pioneers of “Clown Porn” was the adult actress, Hollie Stevens.
• Counting Games: While being spanked, flogged, or whipped, the submissive partner is required to keep count of the number of strikes. Often involves some variation of the phrase, “Thank you master, may I have another.”
• Courtship, Courting, Court: The period in a relationship preceding marriage. The mating ritual of western culture in which a male wooes a woman
• Cowgirl: A standard sex position in which the woman rides atop the man who lies flat on his back.
• Creampie: When not specified as an oral or anal creampie, this refers to ejaculating inside a vagina.
• Crurophilia: A leg fetish.
• Cuckold: 1. A man whose wife or girlfriend has sex with other men. 2. A fetish in which men enjoy watching their female partner having sex with other men, particularly men who are more physically imposing. Synonyms:
• cornuto. Origins: From the cuckoo bird, which changes mates frequently and lays eggs in other birds’ nests.
• Cum, Come: Semen.
• Cum Bubble: A bubble of semen that sometimes emerges from the nostrils, mouth, vagina, or ass after semen coats these orifices.
• Cum Bunny: A promiscuous woman. Synonyms: slut. (more precisely: a female who wants as much cum as most promiscuous people want sex in general)
• Cum Fart: Farting out semen after anal sex.
• Cum Target: 1. A tattoo on a woman that serves no better purpose than a target to aim at while ejaculating. 2. A promiscuous woman.
• Cunnilingus: Oral sex performed on a vagina.
• Cunt: 1. Vagina. 2. One who acts like a vagina.
• Cupping: (in our case/realm) holding the balls/testicles or tits, often from behind, usually with both hands cupped together around one at a time, such as for sucking/suckling
• Cyber Sex: Like phone sex except on the computer, often with a person who in no way matches the cyber-identity he assumes.
• Dacryphilia: A fetish for witnessing others cry. Often a fetish of sadists who enjoy dominating submissive partners to the point of tears.
• Daddy: A dominant partner who is significantly older or who provides for the submissive partner in a variety of ways.
• Daisy Chain: In an orgy when participants become physically linked in a string of sex acts.
• Deep Throating: When a penis is jammed down a person’s throat during fellatio.
• Demimonde: A class of women known to be more promiscuous than the general population. Origins: a french word once used to describe prostitutes.
• Dendrophilia: A fetish for having sex with trees.
• Denial: Refers to a few types of denial play, including orgasm denial, bathroom denial, sensory denial, food/water denial.
• Dildo: Any phallic object used to penetrate the body in order to achieve sexual pleasure. Usually a sex toy made out of rubber, plastic, or glass. A dildo can be a vibrator, but not all vibrators are dildos. Generally though, dildos do not vibrate.
• Dime Piece: On a scale of 1-10, a woman who rates as a perfect 10 in terms of physical beauty.
• Dine at the Y: Cunnilingus.
• Dine In: To have sex with one’s live in partner. Usage: “I think I will just dine in tonight.”
• DINK: “Double income, no kids.” Describes fun couples who often party and who are relatively wealthy due to their stable incomes and lack of children.
• Dinner for Two: Simultaneous oral sex. Synonyms: 69
• Dippoldism: A fetish, or paraphilia, in which pleasure is derived from spanking or physically abusing another person.
• Discipline: 1. When a dominant partner trains a submissive on fetish protocol. 2. Punishment inflicted on a submissive for disobedience.
• Dishabille: To be carelessly dressed, or partially undressed. The state of one’s clothes right before or after sex. Origins: From the French word meaning “to undress.”
• Dog Training: When a submissive partner is treated like a dog. A common form of role playing in BDSM.
• Dominant: The partner who enjoys control in a fetishistic relationship. Synonyms: daddy, dominatrix, master, top,
• Dominatrix: A female dominant in a fetishistic relationship.
• Donkey Show: The mythic show that occurs in seedy bars of developing countries in which a woman is penetrated by a donkey.
• Dopplebangers: Sexual partners who look like siblings.
• Dote: To express lavish affection or attention toward another.
• Double Sided Dildo: A double headed dildo meant for simultaneous insertion by two people.
• Doraphilia: A fetish for leather, fur, hair, or skin. Similar to hyphephilia.
• Double Bedder: 1. Having sex twice in one day with two different people. 2. A sex partner so attractive that you want to have sex with her twice in the same night, or with two mattresses beneath you to absorb the massive pounding you want to give her.
• Double Blowjob: When two people perform fellatio on the same man.
• Double Shot: When a man ejaculates twice during sex.
• Douchebaguette: A female douche bag.
• Down Low, DL: Keeping an affair low key in order to avoid detection.
• Downtown: Vagina.
• Doxy: A promiscuous woman. See: slut.
• DP: “Double penetration”; when a woman is simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally. Synonyms: sandwich.
• Dracophilia: A fetish for dragons.
• Dream of Cream: A wet dream.
• Drilldo: A sex machine made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill, creating a sex toy that can spin at a dangerously fast rate.
• Dry Humping: What two people do when they have yet to figure out how to have sex. Synonyms: Outercourse.
• Dry Spell: An extended period without sex. Synonym: Slump.
• DSL: “Dick sucking lips”; refers to plump, moist, shapely female lips.
• Dudevorce: When two guys end their friendship, usually over a woman.
• Dutch: When both partners pay their part on a date. Usage: Asking a woman to go dutch on a date is a great way to ensure there will never be a second date.
• DVDA: “Double-vaginal, double-anal;” when a woman has two phalluses in her vagina and two in her anus simultaneously. Origins: the film, Orgazmo.
• Dyspareunia: Difficult, challenging, or painful sex.
• Eager Beaver: 1. A horny woman. 2. The appendage sticking off the shaft of some vibrators, providing clitoral stimulation. Some are shaped like the tail of a beaver or like rabbit ears. The name of vibrators with such a feature.
• Earmuffs: When a woman’s thighs are wrapped around a man’s ears during cunnilingus.
• Eat Out: Cunnilingus.
• Ecouteurism: A fetish for eavesdropping on others having sex.
• Ecstasy: 1. A state of rapture, often used to describe the moment one reaches sexual climax. 2. The name of the recreational street drug MDMA, which induces a euphoric state.
• Eiffel Tower: During a devil’s threesome when the man penetrating the woman doggy style and the man receiving fellatio high-five each other. The woman’s back forms the observation deck of the Eiffel Tower between the two men who act as the main support beams with their hands forming the top of this architectural marvel.
• Ejaculate: Synonyms: big bang, blow your load, bust your nut, cream, cum, drop your load, fire a shot, get off, get your rocks off, number three, nut, pop a nut, shoot, shoot your wad, spill one’s seed, squirt.
• Electra Complex: A daughter’s quasi-sexual competition with her mother for her father’s affection. The female version of the Oedipus complex. Origins: Carl Jung
• Electric Chair: When a partner is bound to a chair while receiving electro-stimulation.
• Electrophilia: A fetish for electricity, which usually involves electro-stimulation.
• Electro-Stimulation, E-Stem, Electrosex: Electric stimulation, particularly on the genitals and erogenous zones. Used more to induce pleasure by stimulating nerves and muscles as opposed to the BDSM practice of inducing pain via varying degrees of electrical shocks.
• Emetophilia: A fetish for vomiting or watching others vomit, particularly after gagging during fellatio. Synonyms: vomit fetish.
• Emotional Dump: Unloading all of your emotional baggage on a friend or on a social networking website like Facebook.
• Endytophilia: A fetish for sexual partners who remain clothed.
• Energizer Bunny: A person who keeps going and going during sex.
• Enema: The process of filling the colon with water or some other fluid. This can be done to relieve constipation, to clean out the cavity before anal sex, or simply for the erotic enjoyment of the sensation.
• Ephebophilia: A paraphilia involving an attraction to teens or mid to late adolescents generally between the ages of 15-19.
• Eproctolagniac: A fetish for farts. Synonyms: flatulophilia.
• Erection: When a penis becomes engorged with blood. Synonym: bone, boner, bone-on, chubby, flagpole, hard, hard-on, morning wood, pants pusher, pitch a tent, riser, rock python, salute, semi, steely dan, stiff, stiffy, throbber, wood, woody
• Erogenous: Arousing sexual desire.
• Erogenous Zone: Parts of the body sensitive to sexual stimulation.
• Erotographomania: A fetish for writing, particularly love poems or letters.
• Erotomania: The psychological delusion in which the afflicted person believes a stranger, who is often famous or has high status, is in love with him or her.
• Erotophobia: Fear of expressing or experiencing sexual desires.
• Erotophonophilia: A fetish for murder. A common disorder among serial killers.
• Eskimo Brothers: Men united by the fraternal bond of having had sex with the same woman.
• Esposo, Esposa: 1. Spanish for husband or wife. 2. Spanish for handcuffs.
• Estrus: A state of sexual excitability and receptivity in women due to hormonal shifts caused by ovulation. Synonyms: horny, in heat.
• Etch-A-Sketch: Drawing a smile on a woman’s face by twisting her nipples like the knobs of an Etch-A-Sketch.
• Eunoterpsia: The idea that pursuing sexual pleasure is the meaning of life.
• E-void: Ignoring someone’s attempts to flirt via various electronic mediums: text, email, facebook, twitter…
• Exhibitionism: A fetish for being a public spectacle. This often manifests in streaking, public sex, or flashing. A common trait among porn stars.
• Ex-hole: An ex who magically becomes an asshole after a breakup.
• Expiration Dating: A relationship that has a definite terminal date.
• Eye Fucking: Staring at someone while imagining fucking them. This has nothing to do with actually penetrating the eye socket.
• Face Job/Fucking: Thrusting a penis into a partner during fellatio as if the mouth were a more accommodating orifice. This act often provokes an excess of saliva and involuntary tears. It is commonly featured in hardcore porn scenes and involves gagging, deep throating, and runny mascara.
• Facial: When a man ejaculates on his partner’s face. Synonym: money shot.
• Fangirl, Fanboy: A person who is obsessed with a celebrity or fictional character to the point that their fascination becomes a fetish.
• Fascinus, fascinum: In ancient Roman religion, the embodiment of the dick deity or a phallic charm/ amulet.
• Father Complex: Most commonly refers to when a woman is attracted to older, sugar-daddy types in part because she lacked a father figure who provided for her as a child. Synonyms: daddy issues.
• FBE: “Full blown erection.” Origins: The TV show, Guy Code.
• Feeding the Kitty: Vaginal intercourse.
• Felch, Feltch: To suck or lick semen out of an orifice.
• Fellatio: oral sex performed on a penis. Synonyms: BJ, blow, blowie, blow job, blow the whistle, bob on the knob, bop, cock sucking, eat dick, gobble, go down on, fluting, head, hummer, knob job, lay some lip, lick the lollypop, mouth fuck, munch, oral sex, pipe job, play the skin flute, polish the knob, slob the knob, smoke a dick, snake charming, suck dick, suck the sugar stick, suck fuck, swallow a sword, taking the B train to J town, tonsil exam, zipper sex/dinner,…
• Female Copulatory Vocalizations (FCV): When female primates or female humans, vocalize in specific ways during intercourse. Some scientists suggest these vocalizations are a way of calling over other males.
• Femanal: Anal sex with a woman. Antonym: manal.
• Fem-bot: An attractive woman who is so emotionally cold as to provoke suspicion that she is a robot. Origins: Austin Powers
• Fetish: Sexual arousal resulting from a fixation with a specific act or thing. Some fetishes are so intense that a person has trouble reaching an orgasm unless he engages in, or at least fantasizes about, his fetish.  (not to be confused with “kink”, which is an uncommon/unusual fetish)
• Fetishize: To develop a sexual obsession around an object or act.
• FINE: “Fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.” A person who places too much value on being physically attractive.
• Finger, Finger Bang/Blast: Penetrating an orifice with one or more fingers.
• Flagellation: Striking a partner via whipping, spanking, flogging, or paddling.
• Flash: Briefly exposing any area of the body in public that is traditionally concealed.
• Flash the Headlights: When a woman briefly exposes her pale breasts, nipples and all, in public, usually to get someone’s attention.
• FleshLight: A brand-name sex toy for men that looks like a flashlight, but which contains an artificial vagina.
• Flirt: 1. To demonstrate attraction. 2. One who demonstrates attraction, often with no intention of acting on such feelings.
• Flogger: A type of whip with multiples tails.
• Fluffer: The mythic girl on a porn set whose job it is to maintain the male performer’s erection between shots.
• Fluff the Muff: Female masturbation.
• Food/Water Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses the sub food or water.
• Foot Fetish: Being sexually aroused by feet, to the point where you want to stick feet in your mouth and rub your genitals on them.
• Foot Job: Using feet to bring a man to climax. This usually involves sliding a penis between the soles of a partner’s feet, or between the toes.
• Foreplay: Any erotic act that precedes, and often prepares a partner for, intercourse. May be performed to prolong the sexual experience, to lubricate the genitals with saliva or vaginal fluid, to stimulate an erection, to get a partner in the mood for more penetrative sex, or to get either partner as near the point of climax as possible.
• Foreskin: The excess skin on the shaft of the penis that covers the head, especially when the penis is flaccid. This is what is removed during circumcision. Synonyms: prepuce.
• Formicophilia: A fetish for insects crawling on you and your genitals. Often involves ants.
• Fourgy: An orgy with four participants.
• Four on the Floor: Doggy style sex.
• Fourth Base: Anal sex.
• French Kiss: A tongue kiss. Synonyms: Cataglottism.
• Friend’s With Benefits, FWB: A friend you have sex with while attempting to avoid a romantic relationship. Synonyms: fuck buddy.
• Frottage: Non-penetrative sex acts that often involve rubbing. Includes ass jobs, the Cardinal George, cock dogging, foot jobs, hand jobs, Harvard Style, outercourse,The Princeton Rub, titty fucking…
• Fuck: 1. To have sex 2. The most popular American curse word. 3. An idiot. Variations: fucker, fuck bag, fuck brain, fuck face, fuck head, fuck nut, fuck tard, fuck tart, fuck up, fuck wad,
• Fuckable: A person you would have sex with but not date.
• Fuck Buddy: What a woman is referred to behind her back when she agrees to carry on a sexual relationship with a man who has no interest in dating her.
• Fuck Butter: Personal lubricant or any body fluids that are produced during sex.
• Fuck Hole: Any orifices that can accommodate a penis.
• Fucktarded: When you are fucked so hard that you become mentally handicapped for a short period of time.
• Fucktory: Brothel.
• fucktoy: a petite girl allowed to be present only during sexual play
• Furry: One who has the fetish ursusagalmatophilia, in which people wear downy costumes to either dry hump or have anonymous sex with other furries. Also includes people who likes to have sex with stuffed animals. Synonyms: plushies.
• Gag: Any object used to obstruct a person’s breathing or to prevent them from talking, especially during sex. A common sex toy in BDSM play.
• Gagging: Most often refers to a partner choking during fellatio and deep throating.
• Gag Gift: 1. When a man unexpectedly forces his penis into his girl’s throat during fellatio. 2. An unexpectedly large penis.
• Gag Reflex: The involuntary reaction by throat muscles to expel anything lodged in the wind pipe. In terms of sex, this is often activated during rough fellatio.
• Gallantry: Respectful behavior or manners exhibited by men toward women. While this is often considered an aspect of gentlemanliness and romance, gallantry has its origins in misogynistic societies in which men were expected to provide for and protect women, who were viewed as the weaker sex.
• Game Show Host: A man who has the ability to kiss women within moments of meeting them. A smooth operator.
• Gangbang: An orgy in which multiple men have sex with one woman.
• Gape: When an anus remains dilated for a few moments after anal penetration.
• Gaydar: An ability to distinguish homosexuals from heterosexuals.
• Gerontophilia: A fetish for older partners, particularly partners who belong to an older generation. (used by Inisfreeans to mean anyone who has the sexual deviancy/defect of preferring sex with females who are/appear older than healthy teenagers; anyone who has ignorantly or irresponsibly damaged their bodies into atrophy/withering, etc.)
• Get Your Dick Wet, Get Wet: When a man has sex. Often used in reference to a man having sex for the sport of it, as opposed to other emotional reasons.
• GGG: “Good, giving, and game.” The term was coined by Dan Savage, in attempt to define what we should all strive to be for our sex partners. “Think ‘good in bed’, ‘giving equal time and equal pleasure’, and ‘game for anything within reason’.”
• Gigolo: A male prostitute who deals with female clientele. Synonyms: chicken, Hessian, hustler, prick pusher/peddler.
• The Girls: Breasts.
• Girlfriend:  A female who has sex regularly with you, and who is not engaged or married to you.
• Girlfriend Proof: (in our realm/society) anyone who is immune to being talked into having more of a relationship than the casual-love they naturally prefer/want
• Girlfriend Voice: The effeminate voice a “beta” (pussywhipped, etc.) man adopts when talking to his girlfriend.
• Girl Next Door: An attractive, though seemingly innocent and virginal woman.
• Girlvert: A woman who is just as obsessed with sex as most men. Origins: Porn star, Ashley Blue.
• Glazed Donut: Ejaculating on a woman’s ass, creating what looks like a glazed pastry.
• Glory Hole: A hole in the wall of a bathroom stall through which men stick their dicks to receive anonymous fellatio from females.
• Gokkun: A form of bukkake in which a girl drinks one or more men’s semen, usually from a container. A porn category. Origins: Japan.
• Gold Digger: A person who chooses romantic partners for financial gain.
• Golden Shower: Urinating on your partner. Synonym: yellow shower, traveling the yellow river
• Gonzo: A type of porn that focuses just on the hardcore sex as opposed to the extraneous fluff in a mainstream porno such as set design, costumes, or plot. These scenes are often characterized by POV shots that make the viewer feel as though he is in the scene, and closeups on the genitals. Origins: From Hunter S. Thompson’s style of journalism in which he would insert himself into a story.
• Goo Fetish: A fetish for gooey substances, which often takes the form of tentacles. Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: slime fetish
• Gooch: Perineum.
• Gray/Grey Fox: An older man who is still sexually desirable. Often a successful man who dresses well, works out, and actively pursues younger women. The male equivalent to a Cougar.
• Greek Sex: Anal sex.
• Greet and Meat: When you meet up for sex. A one night stand.
• Ground and Pound: Modeled after the MMA maneuver, this describes any sex act in which the man drills his partner as hard and fast as he can. As in a MMA match, this usually occurs at the climax of the event.
• Group Grope: A group of sex partners fondling each other. Synonyms: cuddle puddle, makeout party
• Groupie: A girl who follows a musical/performing band for the purpose of having sex with the band members between shows
• Grundle: The perineum. The bridge of skin between your genitals and anus.
• G-String: A thong with a thin piece of material strung between the ass cheeks.
• G-String Jockey: The personal assistant, typically male, and/or boyfriend, of a female, adult entertainer. These men accompany their cash cows to conventions and feature dancing appearances, doing whatever their employer needs: acting as bodyguard, driver, collector of dollars, roller of posters, washer of thongs, and general bitch boy.
• Guilt Sex: Sex that results from a feeling of obligation, such as when a woman sleeps with a man she is not attracted to after he pays to take her on vacation.
• Gun Fetish: A fetish for the power embodied by guns. In practice this fetish can manifest as women posing with, firing, or performing sex acts with guns. In extreme cases, it can involve a person aiming a gun at his sex partner during sex.
• Guppy Face: The expectant look a partner makes while waiting for a facial.
• Guybrator: A sex toy meant to massage a man’s prostate.
• GWC: “Guy with camera”; a derogatory term used by some models to describe creepy men who use their oversized cameras as an excuse to get close to attractive women. These men often describe themselves as photographers and offer to take nude photos of models.
• Gymnophilia: A fetish for nudity.
• Hamartophilia: A fetish for committing sins, as defined by your religious upbringing. Synonyms: pecattiphilia.
• Hand Job, HJ: 1. Using one’s hands to bring a partner to orgasm. Usually refers to stroking a penis. 2. Masturbation. Synonyms: DJ diddles, hand relief, an old fashion, tug job, taking the H train to J town.
• Handlebars: Pigtails that can be gripped for support during fellatio or sex.
• Hand Relief: 1. Hand job. 2. Masturbation.
• Happy Ending: 1. For women this refers to getting fingered after a massage. 2. For men this refers to a massage that ends with a hand-job or blow-job.
• Happy Shopper: A bisexual girl.
• Haptephilia: A fetish for being touched.
• Hard-On: Erection.
• Hard Swap: When each member of an open relationship is free to have sex with others without their partner being present.
• Harem: A group of women a powerful person keeps at his disposal to service his sexual needs on demand.
• Harmatophilia: A fetish for mistakes or rule breaking, especially in terms of sex.
• Harpaxophilia: A fetish for being robbed. Similar to chrematistophilia.
• Hasbian: A woman who used to identify as a lesbian.
• Hat Trick: 1. Ejaculating three times during sex. 2. Having sex with three different partners on the same day.
• Head: Oral sex.
• Hedonist: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, sensualist, sybarite.
• Heeldo: A dildo that straps onto a heel. See heeldo.com.
• Hedgehogging: An absurd sex act in which a woman stuffs a hedgehog into her vagina. Just as practical as the urban myth of “gerbiling.” Origins: Dan Savage.
• Heisman: When a player in college emotionally stiff-arms a fuckbuddy to keep her from wrapping him up in a relationship. To keep a sex partner at an emotional distance.
• Helicopter: Spinning a semi-erect dick around.
• Hentai: Any illustrated work such as Japanimation, anime, or manga, that contains sexually arousing or explicit content.
• Hessian: Gigolo. Synoynms: chicken, hustler, prick pusher/peddler. Origins: From the men hired by the British to fight in their place during the American revolution.
• Heterosexual: People would are sexually attracted to the opposite sex.
• Heteroflexible: a female who prefers males but who will have sex with females if the opportunity presents itself
• Hiber-Dating: When a person loses contact with his friends and family for several months, or years, because he is spending all of his free time with a new lover.
• Hierophilia: A fetish for sacred or religious objects.
• High Dive: When a man pulls out during penetration, then rams his dick back into his partner. Generally considered a dick move.
• High Maintenance: A person who requires an excessive amount of attention and emotional investment.
• Hirsutophilia: A fetish for body hair.
• Ho, Hoe: A promiscuous woman or prostitute.
• Hobosexual: A preference for poor or dirty sex partners. This occurs for any number of reasons: to gain access to more physically attractive partners, for the thrill of doing something wrong, or because of the perception that dirtier sex partners will be game for freakier sex acts.
• Hodophilia: A fetish for travel.
• Home Wrecker: A woman who seemingly goes after married men with little concern for the impact it will have on their marriage or families.
• Homilophilia: A fetish for listening to or delivering speeches or sermons. Some believed Hitler had this fetish.
• Honey in the Hips:  (in our realm) a -female- “smooth operator” when it comes to seducing/enticing men; naturally/gracefully/expertly sexual/sexy
• Honeymoon Phase: The initial phase in a relationship in which a couple is at the apex of their romantic affections. This period is characterized by overt displays of affection in public and the feeling that you would never want to be without the other person. This phase often ends when the couple gets married, has children, or when their finances become intertwined.
• Hooker: A street walker. Origins: The nickname of the prostitutes who followed around General “Fighting Joe” Hooker and his troops during the Civil War.
• Hoover: Someone who performs oral sex with the veracity with which a Hoover vacuum cleans a rug. Synonyms: mighty mouth
• Horizontal Mambo/Tango: Sex. Often refers to sex with a Latin lover or a partner who has a good sense of rhythm.
• Horny: Sexually aroused. Synonyms: bulging, dripping, estrus, frisky, fuckish, gamy, hot, hot and bothered, in heat/the mood/season, itchy pants, juicy, moist, randy, wet,
• Hourglass Figure: A woman whose bust measurement is nearly identical to her hip measurement, with a substantially smaller waist. Ex. 36-24-36.
• Hummer: Fellatio while humming.
• Hump ‘em and Dump ‘em: The policy of a serial fucker.
• Hump the Dump: Dirty anal sex.
• Hustler: 1. A male prostitute. 2. anyone who metaphorically whores themselves out. Meant as a compliment for those who do what they must to make their way in a difficult situation. Synonyms: gigolo, hessian, prick peddler/pusher
• Hybristophilia: A fetish for crime and criminals, especially those criminals who gain public attention. Every serial killer is flooded with love letters and marriage proposals from people with this fetish. Similar to phygephilia.
• Hygrophilia: A fetish for body fluids, such as semen, tears, saliva, or sweat.
• Hymen: The membrane that occludes the vagina. While the hymen can be ruptured for the first time during sex, it can also be broken a number of other ways, such as exercise, injury, or Tampon use.
• Hyper Fetish: A fetish for having a specific body part that is absurdly large. Variations include hyper breasts, hyper muscles, hyper testicles, hyper ass, hyper penis. Of these, the most common are muscle, penis, and breast. This kink is often depicted in animated, hentai porn. However, these fantasies can come to life with body building, implants, and saline injections.
• Hypersexual: A person with an hyperactive sex drive.
• Hyphephilia: A fetish for touching skin, hair, leather, fur, or fabric. Similar to doraphilia.
• Hypoxphilia: A fetish for being suffocated. Synonym: asphyxiophilia.
• Ice Cream Sandwich: When a white woman is penetrated vaginally and anally by black men on either side of her.
• Impregnation Fetish: A fetish for the fantasy of impregnating a sex partner. Related to fetishes for vaginal creampies or pregnancy.
• Incest: Sexual relations with a blood relative.
• Indicator of Interest, IOI: A sign a person gives off, often unconsciously, to signal attraction. This encompasses a wide range of behaviors that is different for each sex and person, but which can include playing with one’s hair, offering to buy a drink, asking another person’s name, physical contact… Origins: the pick-up artist, Mystery.
• Infantilism: A fetish for dressing, acting, and being treated like an infant. This often requires practitioners to hire a dominatrix to serve as a “nanny”. (not to be confused with pedophilia, as it is commonly mis-applied, meaning “to be attracted to youths under the age of legal consent”; infantilism is not about any attraction to infants, but just being bratty/childish/juvenile or dressed as such, etc.)
• Inflation Fetish: When sexual pleasure is derived from the fantasy, or reality, of physically filling a sex partner up with various substances. Related to: air inflation, cum inflation, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, immobility, padding, stuffing,
• Ingénue: A naïve or sexually inexperienced girl.
• In Heat: When a female’s body is capable of conception. During this period hormones are released that make the female more solicitous of, and receptive to, sex. Synonyms: estrus. (or, in our realm/alliance, when females become extra-horny on their own, no one in our realm able or desiring to conceive, and/or when females are willed by their lovers to become extra-horny)
• Inter-coarse: Sex with a painful amount of friction. Often a result of sex on the beach.
• Inter-corpse: Sex with a partner who just lies there, detached and unanimated. Synonym: dead fish
• Intercourse: Sex in which penetration occurs.
• Internal Astronaut: A penis, often outfitted with a “latex spacesuit” (condom)
• Internet Beauty: One who can maker herself look attractive online but not in person.
• Interracial, IR: Refers to a couple or a category of porn with partners of different races. In porn, this label most often refers to black men with white women.
• Intimate, Intimacy: 1. Sex. 2. Characterized as knowing someone in a very private and personal way.
• Icolagnia: A fetish for looking at nude photos, images, or statues.
• In Door Sports: A catchall phrase for swinging activities; spouses temporarily fucking/swapping/trading spouses.
• In Flagrante Delicto: In the act of sex. Origins: Latin for, “While the crime is blazing.”
• ISO: “In search of.” Used in personals adds.
• Italian Stallion: A handsome Italian man with a large penis. Synonyms: Casanova.
• Ithyphallic A statue or illustration that features an erection.
• Jackal: An opportunistic man who has sex with anyone he can, often through devious means. He often has sex with the friends of the hot girls his alpha friends meet. Also/alternatively, a man with no moral compass when it comes to sex.
• Jack Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonyms: jerk off
• Jackhole: whichever female hole you are jacking off into, or the hole she is jacking you off into
• Jackhammer: Hard pounding sex that gets the job done through blunt force as opposed to finesse.
• Jack-in-the-Box: Penis, particularly one that springs out of pants when a sex partner unzips him.
• Jack Johnson: A hand job that is basically a fist fight between a large black dick and a small white female’s hands.
• Jail Bait: A temptress who is under the legal agent of consent. These seductresses often say things like, “I won’t tell anyone.”, “I’m mature/experienced for my age.”, “My parents will never find out.” (This is considered good in Inisfree, as humans never had any right or reason to set the age of consent for anyone other than themselves; every individual gets to decide when he or she is ready for sex, just as is the case with all creatures, not just humans. It is also good for youths to experiment with sex because this is when they are in their primes; their greatest health –before all the scams of the humans start to wear on their bodies. Anyone who does not look like a teenager (in perfect health; in their primes) is considered damaged/diseased, thus unsuitable for intimacy/lovemaking –until they have healed back into their primes.)
• Jam Out With Your Clam Out: The female equivalent of “rock out with your cock out.” The battle cry for uninhibited partying that will most likely lead to sex.
• Jerk Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonym: jack off.
• Jizz: 1. Semen. 2. The act of ejaculating.
• Jizz Whistle: Penis.
• J.O.: “Jerk off.” Used in personal ads or porns. Usually indicates a desire to engage in simultaneous masturbation.
• John: A prostitute’s customer.
• Joined at the Groin: Sex
• Joy Juice: Natural female lubrication.
• Jump Start: to wake a partner or to get them in the mood for sex with foreplay.
• Jungle Fever: A sexual appetite for a member of another race. Often refers to a white person’s preference for African Americans.
• Just the Tip: Gateway foreplay that leads to intercourse. This occurs when a partner is hesitant about being penetrated, especially without a condom. The eager male promises just to put the tip of his penis in, just for a moment, just to see how it feels. Full penetration soon follows.
• Keptie: A mistress. Origins: a kept woman.
• Key Party: A swinger party where each couple places a house key in a bowl then picks one out randomly at the end of the night to determine who will go home with whom.
• Kicking the Tires: Premarital sex. Origins: From the practice of kicking the tires of a used car before purchasing it.
• Kigurumi: A fetish involving anime masks.
• Kinesophilia: A fetish for exercise: See coregasm and sexercise.
• Kink: A preference for the unconventional, especially when it comes to sex. Origins: From a kink in a rope, possibly related to the popular kink of bondage or whipping.
• Kinky: Open to a variety of sex acts that many people may consider devious.
• Kleptophilia: A fetish for stealing.
• Klismaphilia: A fetish for enemas.
• Knee Trembler: Vigorous sex while standing that leaves your legs shaking.
• Knismolagnia, Knismo: A fetish for tickling others or being tickled.
• Knissophilia: A fetish for incense.
• Knotaholic: a female addicted to feeling dogs knotting (having their nutsacks temporarily wedged/stuck after orgasm/creampie) in her
• Knullfus: the messy, disordered hair that comes from having sex
• Kooch, koochi, koochy: Vagina. Synonyms: cooch, coochie, coochy
• Kumquat: a sexy woman, usually of Asian descent. Origins: the Asian fruit of the same name.
• KY: Personal lubrication. From one of the first and most popular brands of lube.
• Labia Majora: The thicker, outer lips of the vagina. (in our realm: the outer/external curves alongside the vaginal opening/slit; our females have no distinct/separate “pussy lips”)
• Labia Minora: The thin, inner folds of skin within the outer vaginal lips. Synonyms: nymphae. (in our realm: N/A; our females have no distinct/separate “pussy lips”)
• Lace Curtain: Foreskin.
• Leather Cheerio: Asshole.
• Lesbian: A woman who is only sexually attracted to other women. (doesn’t exist in our realm; all our females are bi/pansexual) Slurs: bull, bull dyke, butch, beaver eater, carpet muncher, cunt licker, cunt lover, dike, dyke, diesel dyke, gal boy, les, lesbo, lezzie, muff diver, rug eater
• Lesbophilia: A fetish among men who are aroused by girl-on-girl sex.
• Lecherous: Obsessive or offensive sexual desires. Synonyms: carnal, concupiscent, corrupt, fast, hot and heavy, incontinent, lascivious, lewd, libertine, libidinous, licentious, low-down, lubricous, lustful, prurient, raunchy, salacious, satyric, sensual, unchaste, wanton
• Lemon Tart: A promiscuous blonde.
• Lexis: The 69 sex position. From the Roman numerals for 69, LXIX.
• Libertine: One who pursues carnal pleasures with little concern for the social or moral constraints of his time. A freethinker. Examples: Marquis de Sade. Synonyms: debauchee, rake, roue
• Lick the Bowl/Jar (Clean): Analingus.
• Lingerie: Sexually arousing underwear that accentuates the good parts of a woman’s physique.
• Liptease: The act of eating dick-shaped food in a sexually provocative way.
• Literotica: Literary erotica. A genre of creative writing.
• Load: Semen. The porn star Nick Manning became famous for saying his catch phrase, “Dropping fucking loads,” while delivering the money shot.
• Lobster: A man who is notorious for pinching women’s asses.
• Lock Crotches: Sex. Synonyms: joined at the Groin.
• Lolicon: A trend in hentai porn that revolves around young Japanese girls. The focus is more on the innocence of the character, or her lack of sexual development, as opposed to her actual age. Loli characters are often depicted as having prepubescent breasts (a-cups, etc.), (naturally) wide (feminine) hips, and subtle (developing) curves.
• Lollipop Stop: A truckstrop frequented by prostitutes, who are known as lot lizards.
• London Bridge: A group sex act in which two men penetrate women from behind while the women kiss each other. (One man fucks one woman, the other man fucks the other woman, and both pairs are facing each other.)
• Look Both Ways: To ogle a woman inconspicuously.
• Loose Change: A fuck buddy you call when no other options are available. Used when you are down on your luck, like loose change for a pay phone.
• Lordosis: A mating posture displayed by many female mammals, such as rats or cats. Usually the receptive female arches her back and displays her ass, inviting sex.
• Lot Lizard: 1. A prostitute who solicits customers at truck stops. 2. A woman who flirts her way from group to group at a tailgate or other outdoor gathering in search of free food, drugs, or alcohol.
• Love Glove: Condom.
• Love Muscle: Penis.
• Love Wand: Vibrator.
• LTR: “Long term relationship.” Used in personal ads.
• Lube the Tube: Anal sex.
• LUG: “Lesbian until graduation.” A woman who sleeps with other women in college, but then dates men. Similar to a hasbian.
• Lunch Break, Lunch Meet/Meat, Luncher: A quickie during your lunch break. Often occurs in a car with a co-worker. Synonyms: nooner, quick lube
• Lush: Someone who often gets drunk and overly flirtatious.
• Lust: Sexual desire. Synonyms: luxuria.
• Mack: 1. To successfully flirt with one or more women. 2. A pimp. 3. The act of pimping, in the metaphorical or literal sense.
• Mack Daddy: 1. A lady’s man. 2. A pimp. Origins: The 1990s.
• Macrophilia: A fetish for giants. This often involves the fantasy of being at the complete mercy of a much larger sex partner.
• Madame: A woman who runs a brothel. Synonyms: aunt, pimp
• Magic Wand/Stick: 1. Penis. 2. Vibrator.
• Mail Order Bride: Generally a woman from an impoverished country who agrees to marry a foreigner with the express intention of economic betterment.
• Make Out: To tongue kiss for an extended period.
• Mandy: Man candy. A man who is kept around for sexual or dating purposes, primarily because of his physical beauty or sexual skills as opposed to his success, personality, or wealth.
• Manscape: When a man grooms and trims his body hair. Also refers to a male body that has been expertly landscaped.
• Marital Aid: 1. A vibrator. 2. An inoffensive term for any sex toy.
• Maschalagnia: A fetish for smelling armpits.
• Masochism: A fetish for being subservient to a dominant partner who delivers physical or emotional abuse.
• Master: The dominant partner in fetish play. Often used as a title the submissive partner must use in reference to the dominant partner. Ex. Master Honey Badger.
• Master-Slave Relationship: An ongoing, fetishistic relationship between a dominant and submissive partner.
• Masturbation: Bringing oneself to orgasm.
• Mating Ritual: General behavior performed by most members of a species in regards to mating. In non-human animals, this behavior is easily recognizable, such as the male Bowerbird decorating his nest with blue objects to entice a female or Albatrosses performing a dance with their partner.
• Mating Strategy: Various tactics used to secure sex partners. These are usually employed by less desirable members of a species to compensate for their shortcomings, or to secure a mate who has a higher social value.
• Human Beta males do such things as develop senses of humor, secure high paying jobs, or date women who have children from another man. Beta females may employe such strategies as being more sexually aggressive than their more attractive counterparts, playing hard to get, or getting breast implants.
• Mature: 1. What a woman mistakenly believes she and her sex partner are when she dates a man who is significantly older. 2. Used in porn and personal ads as a euphemism for old.
• MBA: “Married but available”; often used on alternative dating websites.
• Meal On Wheels: Oral sex in a moving car. Synonyms: road head.
• Meat Market: Any place where people go to show off their bodies and to shop for sex partners.
• Mechanophila: A fetish for machines like cars, bikes, or gadgets.
• Medical Play: Erotic, fetishistic behavior involving medical equipment. Often involves role playing as the dominant doctor/nurse and the submissive patient. This encompasses a wide range of acts, such as fake gynecological exams to administering enemas.
• Megalophilia: A fetish for large objects.
• Melolagnia: A fetish for music. When a person becomes sexually aroused by music.
• Melon Smuggler: A woman who wears outfits that mask the full splendor of her large breasts.
• Ménage à Trois: Threesome. Origins: French for “household of three”
• Menglish: Coded language used by men to talk about sex and females in the presence of women.
• Merinthophilia: A fetish for bondage. Synonyms: vincilagnia.
• Metrophilia: A fetish for poetry.
• Micro Fetish: A fetish for being small, or for engaging in sex play with small partners. This is often related to macro fetishes, as the person often enjoys imagining that he is small in comparison to his giant object of worship. Practitioners of this fetish often like to be smothered or crushed by various body parts of a larger partner. Often related to vore and crushing.
• Midnight Cowboy: A gigolo. Origins: The film by the same name is the only x-rated movie to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.
• Mighty Mouth: A master of the art of oral sex. Synonyms: hoover.
• MILF: “Mom I’d Like to Fuck”; also a popular category of porn that describes women with voluptuous curves. Origins: Coined by the film American Pie.
• Milking: The act of getting a man to ejaculate through hand stimulation. This can refer to a hand job that mimics the milking of a cow, or the milking of the prostate through anal stimulation.
• Mint: A perfect specimen of sexiness.
• Missionary Position: The most basic sex position. The woman lies on her back while the man penetrates her from above. Synonyms: mish,
• Mister Reliable: A vibrator.
• Mixophilia: A fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage in sexual activity. This fetish often involves mirrors or sex tapes.
• Mofo: “Motherfucker” (sometimes literally, as with MILFs)
• Mojo: Masculine charm and charisma. The power that gives men the ability to seduce.
• Money Shot: When a man ejaculates, especially on his partner’s face. So named as this is the one crucial shot in a porno. Synonyms: facial.
• Monkey Wrench: When a dick is pulled back between a man’s legs and sucked off.
• Monster Fetish: A fetish for a wide range of monstrous creatures. Practitioners of this fetish often enjoy the fantasy of being dominated by a monster. The romance book series, Twilight, created a whole generation of women who enjoy the fantasy of being dominated by werewolves and vampires.
• Moose Knuckle: The lumpy bulge that appears when a man wears too tight of pants. Brother of the camel toe.
• Moped: An embarrassing sex partner. So named because, like a moped, such a partner is fun to ride until your friends see you doing it.
• Morning Wood: An erection a man has in the morning, usually as the body’s way of preventing him from urinating in his sleep.
• Moses: A saint who does not mind having sex with, or performing cunnilingus on, a woman who is menstruating. So named because the prophet parted the “Red Sea.”
• Motorboat: Rubbing your face between a woman’s boobs while imitating the noise made by an outboard motor.
• Muff: Vagina
• Muff Diver: A lesbian.
• Muff Diving: Cunnilingus.
• Multiple Body Parts: A fetish for sex partners with extra appendages, including breasts, orifices, penises, or limbs. Having multiple breasts may make a sex object seem hyper-female, just as multiple penises may make a male seem hyper masculine. Related to monster fetishes.
• Mumbler: An attractive person. So named as it is impossible to tell what such a person is saying as their beauty is too distracting.
• Mummification: A type of bondage in which the submissive partner is completely immobilized, often by being wrapped in materials like plastic wrap or being stuffed in a body bag.
• Municipal Cockwash: A promiscuous woman: Synonyms: see slut
• Mysophilia: A fetish for dirt or filth. Often a fetish for smelling or tasting items stained by human fluids. Such items could include underwear, soiled clothes, or a used tampon.
• Nacho: Perineum. So named as it is “not your” dick and “not your” asshole.
• Nacho Salad: Orgy. A delicious, messy indulgence that can only be fully enjoyed by a group.
• Narratophilia: A fetish for dirty talk, sex stories, or having conversations about sex.
• Nasophilia: A fetish for noses. This includes an attraction to a specific type of nose or even (for guys) a desire to cum in a girl’s nostrils (and for girls: to have her own nostril’s cummed into).
• NBR: “No beers required.” A partner you would fuck without needing to be drunk.
• Necrophilia: A fetish for human corpses. (typically/hopefully fresh/recent; not decayed)
• Newcummer: A girl who just had her first confirmed orgasm.
• Nipples: The pigmented and raised circles of skin at the center of breasts.
• No Homo: A text-speak phrase intended to assert a male’s heterosexuality following a statement that might sound gay. Ex. “If I was a chick, I would totally have Bieber-fever. No homo.”
• Non-Con: “Non-consensual” BDSM play. This may refer to rape-roleplay or/a.k.a. sex-play in which either partner is aroused by the fantasy of a forced encounter. (a.k.a. “consensual non-consent”)
• Nooner: A quickie that occurs during the middle of the day. Also: lunch break, luncher
• Nookie: Sex.
• Normophilia: A fetish for acts that do not violate laws, social norms, or religious doctrine.
• Novice: A newcomer to the fetish scene.
• NSA: “No strings attached.” Used in personals ads to indicate the user is looking for casual sex.
• Nubile: A young, attractive woman who has just reached sexual maturity.
• Nubs: Small breasts.
• Nut Huggers: Tight pants (such as thermal longjohns) worn by a man.
• Nuts: Testicles.
• Nut Sack: Scrotum.
• Nyotaimori: Serving food, usually sushi, on a naked body.
• Nyctophilia: A fetish for darkness or the night. Synonyms: scotophilia
• Nymphomaniac: One who is psychologically addicted too, or dependent on, sex. Synonyms: satyriasis, sex addict, uteromania.
• Obscenity: What gives the judge, or the person deeming a thing obscene, an erection.
• Objectum Sexuality, Objectophilia: A broad category of fetishes in which a person is sexually aroused by a specific class of physical objects like cars, monuments, or dolls.
• Ochlophilia: A fetish for being in crowds.
• Oculophilia: A partialism fetish that centers around the eyes.
• Odaxelagnia: A fetish for biting. (acceptable when mild/playful)
• Odontophilia: A fetish for teeth. This can manifest in a person liking to lick teeth, to leave bite marks, or to extract teeth. (acceptable when something kind, such as licking and/or gently kissing good-looking teeth)
• O Face: The awkward face made while reaching orgasm. Origins: The film, Office Space.
• An Old Fashion: A hand job.
• Olfactophilia: A fetish for smells. (preferably good ones)
• One Hole too Many: A person who ruins her sex appeal by talking (saying unsexy things).
• One Night Stand: Having sex with a person without the encounter being extended into a relationship.
• Omega Male: A male who has so little power, or influence, that his selection of potential mates is severely limited. Synonyms: loser. (not even a beta male; at least betas sometimes have an alpha they can follow/support)
• Open Relationship: A non-monogamous relationship. (All relationships in Inisfree and aboard any of our ships are automatically, at least while the people are in those places, open.)
• Ophidicism: A fetish for reptiles.
• Orgasm: The climactic sensation that occurs at the height of sexual arousal.
• Orgasm Denial: A type of fetish play in which a dom teases the sub, but refuses to let him reach orgasm. This can include the use of such devices as a cock cage.
• Orgy: Group sex. Synonyms: bunch punch, club sandwich, crew screw, daisy chain, fourgy, fuckathon, gang bang, group grope, nacho salad, run a train, team cream, three way
• Osculate: 1. Kiss. 2. To touch.
• Osmolagnia: A fetish for body odors like sweat or flatulence.
• Outercourse: Dry humping or any form of non-penetrative sex. Usually refers to sexual rubbing in which the participants are still clothed. Related to frottage and zipper sparks.
• Oviposition: A fetish for egg laying. An uncommon kink, sometimes found in the furry community and usually only satisfied by means of fantasy or animation (though ovipositor dildos called “splorch” now exist).
• Ozolagnia: A fetish for strong smells.
• Pansexual: A girl who is open to any gender or most any kink when it comes to sex. Synonyms: trisexual
• Parthenophilia: A fetish for virgins.
• Partialism: A fetish for specific body parts. This includes such fetishes as nasophilia, oculophilia, and podophilia.
• PDA: “Public display of affection”; most often a crime of drunks and couples in the honeymoon phase of their relationship.
• Pediophilia: A fetish for sex toys, specifically dolls.
• Pecattiphilia: A fetish for sinning, as defined by your religious upbringing. Synonyms: hamartophilia.
• Pegging: When a woman uses a strap-on dildo to anally penetrate another woman. Origins: Savage Love.
• Perineum: The area of skin between the balls and asshole, or the vagina and asshole. Synonyms: bridge, chode, gooch, grundle, nacho, taint,
• Permaboner: A constant boner. Usually the result of a particularly arousing experience as opposed to the medical condition, priapism.
• Phallophilia: A fetish for large penises. Similar: macrogenitalism.
• Pheromone: Various chemicals animals secrete that influence the behavior of other members of the same species. These are often involved in attracting mates.
• Philander: To engage in sexual affairs with a woman whom a man has no intention of marrying.
• Philanderer: A man who seeks out sexual affairs with no intention of getting married.
• Philter, Philtre: A love potion.
• Phobophilia: A fetish for feeling afraid.
• Phygephilia: A fetish for fugitives, or living as a fugitive. Similar to Hybristophilia.
• Pictophilia: A fetish for watching porn. Also, when one watches so much porn of the same act or person, he develops a fetish for that act or person.
• Pile Driver: A sex act in which the bottom partner balances her body atop her neck with her legs above her body. The man squats over her, angling himself down into her.
• Pillow Biter: A girl who receives anal sex that is a little rougher than she was expecting, so she bites a/her pillow in order to muffle her screams (sex-cries).
• Pillow Princess: A woman who enjoys receiving cunnilingus from men or women, but who does not reciprocate the act. – or:  A woman who likes to lie on her back while she is fucked, putting no effort into it, often because her partner likes her to behave / be still like that.
• Pimp: A prostitute’s manager. Synonyms: aunt, hustler, mack, madame
• Pimp Check: Informing a fuck buddy who starts to get attached, or who mistakes your situation for a relationship, that she has crossed a line.
• Pink Posse: A group of girlfriends.
• Pink Taco: Like a fish taco, but without the fishy taste. (the pussy)
• Pitch a Tent: To get an erection.
• Pitcher: The partner doing the penetrating. The top. The counterpart to a “catcher”.
• Pity Fuck: Sex performed out of a sense of charity.
• Player: A person who approaches seduction as a game.
• Playing Hard to Get: A mating strategy in which a person artificially enhances her perceived social value by pretending to be uninterested in a pursuer, thus forcing the interested party to work for her affection. This ritual also allows the pursuer to demonstrate his social value by overcoming this resistance.
• Playing the Skin Flute: Giving a blowjob with particular grace, rhythm, and light fingering.
• Pliant: Flexible in body, or in mind, in relation to what a person will do in bed.
• Plushophilia: A fetish for stuffed animals. Synonyms: ursusagalmatophilia.
• Podophilia: A partialism fetish that revolves around feet.
• Polyiterophilia: A fetish for group sex.
• Polyphallic: Characterized by many phalluses. Often used in reference to art or sex toys.
• Porn Storm: Pop-up windows that bombard a computer screen while the user is searching for free porn.
• Pornosphere: like “atmosphere” or “ecosphere”; all the places where porn exists, such as certain websites and any hardcopies individuals may have
• Postage Slot: A vagina that looks like a slit in the skin with none of the labia minora showing.
• Psychrocism: A fetish for being cold, or being with a partner who is cold. Also a fetish for cold objects such as snow, ice, or a frozen glass dildo.
• Premarital Sex: When religious people have sex before they are married a first time. Quote: “It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”—Matt Barry
• Prepuce: The skin surrounding and protecting the head of the penis or the clitoris. Synonyms: foreskin.
• Privates, Private Parts: Genitals.
• Procrasterbating: Procrastinating via masturbating.
• Promiscuous: Possessing a liberal understanding of sexuality. Quote: “A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.” —Victor Lownes.
• Prostiboots: Boots that a streetwalker would wear.
• Prostitute: One who accepts money in exchange for sexual favors. Synonyms: bachelor’s wife, call girl, company girl, courtesan, floosie, harlot, harpie, hooker, hoose bag, hustler, lady of the night, lizard lot, mattress, painted lady, pavement princess, sister of mercy, sporting girl, streetwalker, strumpet, tail, tart, vent renter, whore, window tapper, working girl.
• Pussy: 1. Vagina. 2. A man who is timid or scared.
• Pussy Broom: Mustache.
• Pussy Licking: Cunnilingus.
• Pussy Magnet: 1. A man or object that naturally attracts positive, female attention. 2. Penis
• Pussy Whipped: When a man’s actions are controlled by the prospect of sex with a particular woman.
• Put Out: Sex.
• Pygmalionism: A fetish for a statue or a human-like image, especially a work that is of one’s own creation. Often involves rubbing oneself against a statue. Synonyms: agalmatophilia. Origins: The word derives from the character,
• Pygmalio, in Greek mythology, who falls in love with an idealized image of a woman he carves out of ivory.
• Pygophilia: A fetish for butts, specifically seeing, touching, or playing with a butt.
• Pyrolagnia: A fetish for watching or setting fires.
• Pyrophilia: A fetish for using fire or burning objects in sex play.
• Quarterbacking: When defecating in a filthy toilet, one squats above the seat. So named as the person holding such a pose looks like a quarterback waiting for the snap.
• Quatro Train: A foursome. Usage: riding the quarto train.
• Queef: The noise that occurs when air that is trapped in the vagina rushes out, often during sex or soon after.
• Queening: Sitting on a face as if it is a royal throne.
• Queer: (literally: “odd/strange”) used in Inisfree to mean anyone who doesn’t have the sexual orientation the Founder of Inisfree prefers (more specifically, Inisfreeans regard any unfit/unhealthy person as somewhat queer, and any male who does not only like sexy females as queer, and any female who does not like doing whatever Auz wants her to do, etc.)
• Quickie: A sexual encounter that is short lived, often due to time constraints or to avoid detection.
• Quick Lube: A quickie, particularly during lunch time. Non romantic sex needed to help one work more efficiently. Synonyms: nooner, lunch break
• Quim: Vagina.
• Rack: Breasts.
• Raincoat: Condom. Synonyms: goulashes, slicker
• Rake: One who is considered immoral, particularly due to his sexual lifestyle. Synonyms: Debauchee, libertine, rake, roue
• Ram: Sex.
• Randy: Horny.
• Raptophilia: Being sexually aroused by the fantasy of raping another. Synonym: Biastophilia
• Raw Jaw: A person who is known for performing oral sex. Synonyms: mighty mouth
• Ray-Bans: When testicles are draped over a girl’s eyes to provide complete protection from the sun and to make a fashion statement. Synonyms: Arabian goggles.
• Rear Admiral: An absurd sex act in which the man mounts his girl doggy style (usually anally), then yanks back her arms and pushes her face-first around the floor as though he is captaining a small vessel.
• Retifism: A foot fetish that revolves around shoes. Similar: altocalciphilia.
• Reverse Cowgirl: A sex position in which the woman rides atop the man while facing away from him. (frequented by those who enjoy seeing / showing off female pelvic dimples)
• Reverse Missionary: Doggy-style in which the bottom lies on her stomach.
• Reverse Swallow: When an anus ingests something, such as a condom or a sex toy lacking a flared base. This often requires a medical team to extract the object.
• Rhabdophilia: A fetish for being beaten, flogged, or whipped. (most kajirae and many kajirae candidates have this, to one degree or another; even if they don’t like the pain, they like the structure, attention, being dominated, etc.)
• Rhythm Method: Instead of using birth control or contraceptives, some religious people try to avoid pregnancy by only having sex at certain times of the woman’s menstrual cycle. Synonyms: Vatican Roulette
• Rimmadonna: a girl who enjoys giving or receiving rim jobs.
• Rimming, Rim Job: Analingus.
• Ring the (Back) Doorbell: When a man taps or gently presses the head of his penis against his girl’s anal sphincter, either to see if she is open for anal sex, or simply to help relax the anal muscles.
• Road Head: Oral sex performed on the driver of a moving vehicle. Synonyms: meal on wheels.
• Robotism, Robot Fetish: A fetish for robots, particularly using robots in sex play. This fetish may become more common with the rise of increasingly automated sex dolls.
• Rod: Penis.
• The Rodeo: When penetrating a partner from behind, the man does any number of things that will cause his girl to try and buck him off. The man attempts to maintain penetration with one hand around his girl’s waist and the other in the air. The instigating event can be anything from the man claiming he has fucked her female relatives to his friends bursting in the room. Synonym: The Bronco.
• Rod Rash: Chaffing on the shaft of the penis from overuse.
• Roue: A rogue devoted to a life of pleasure and vice. Synonyms: debauchee, libertine, rake.
• Rubber: Condom.
• Rubber Fuckie: A waterproof vibrator used during long baths. Some are actually shaped like rubber duckies.
• Rub One Out: Masturbation.
• Rufies, Rohypnol, R-2: The date-rape drug some people drop in women’s drinks.
• Rump Raid: Anal sex.
• Rusty Trombone: When a girl licks a man’s asshole while simultaneously giving him a (“reach around/under”) hand job.
• Ruttish: Characterized by excessive sexual desire. Synonyms: lascivious, libidinous, lustful, salacious.
• Sadism: A fetish for dominating a submissive partner by inflicting physical, emotional, or psychological abuse.
• Sadist: A person who is sexually aroused by administering pain to himself or others.
• Sadomasochism, SNM, S&M: A broad category of activities in which one partner derives sexual pleasure from administering or receiving psychological or physical pain.
• Safe Word: A word or phrase that is uttered during fetishistic play to stop the action, particularly when the play becomes too painful or intense.
• Salirophilia: A fetish for soiling the objects of one’s desire. This often manifests in a sex partner being coated in filth. Can be related to bukkake, urolagnia, or coprophilia.
• Salacious: Characterized by devious sexual desires or behaviors. Synonyms: indecent, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, lustful, prurient, scabrous, salacious
• Sapiosexual: Attracted to intelligent people.
• Satyriasis: 1. A male’s uncontrollable sexual desires. 2. A neurotic condition in which men have sex with as many people as possible. Synonyms: gynecomania, nymphomania.
• Scabrous: Sexually scandalous. Synonyms: indecent, salacious
• Scat: Shit.
• Scatophilia: A fetish for excrement.
• Scopophilia: A fetish for being a voyeur.
• Scoptophilia: An exhibitionistic fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage in sexual activity. May involve mirrors or a sex tape. Synonym: Mixophilia.
• Scotophilia: A fetish for darkness or the night. Synonyms: nyctophilia
• Scissoring, Scissor Fight: When two women intertwine legs and rub their vaginas together.
• Scrotum, Srote: The pouch of skin covering the testicles. Synonyms: ball bag, ball sack, nut sack, sack.
• Seduce: To purposefully entice another person to have sex.
• Seducer, Seductress: One who seduces.
• Seduction: The art of enticing someone to do what they secretly want to do—namely sex.
• Semen, Seminal Fluid: The pasty, white goop ejaculated from the penis, containing spermatozoa. Synonyms: baby juice, bull gravy, buttermilk, cream, cum, dick juice, dick milk, ejaculate, glue, gravy, honey, hot milk, jam, jelly, jism, jizz, juice, load, love liquor, man oil, marrow, ointment, pudding, scum, seed, skeet, slime, soap, sperm, splooge, spume, spunk, swimmers, tallow, wad, white honey, yogurt,
• Semen Sneeze: A sneeze that occurs during fellatio or after swallowing semen. A true semen sneeze ejects semen from the nose or mouth.
• Semi: A semi-erection.
• Sensualist: One devoted to sensations or the pursuit of carnal pleasures: Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist, sybarite
• Seventy-One, 71: A 69 but with a finger stuck in each other’s ass.
• Sexercise: 1. Using sex as a workout. 2. Exercising in a way that resembles sex or which induces a coregasm. Often done unintentionally with exercise equipment sold on an infomercial: thigh master, shake weight, fitness ace power.
• Sexcellence: sexual excellence.
• Sexercism: Having sex with a new partner in order to remove the demon of guilt and the emotional baggage leftover from the horrible death of a previous relationship.
• Sex Machine: 1. One who is as efficient as the energizer bunny when it comes to sex. Origins: a James Brown song by the same name. 2. A mechanized sex toy often used exclusively for penetration. Many of these machines are homemade. Similar: drilldo
• Sexomnia: Like sleepwalking, but instead of taking a stroll the sleeping person has sex. Synonyms: Somnophilia.
• Sexpert: an expert when it comes to sex.
• Sextasy: 1. The state one achieves right after fulfilling a sexual fantasy. 2. Taking the drugs, Viagra and ecstasy, simultaneously.
• Sexting: Sending sexual text messages or images electronically.
• Shocker: Inserting your pointer and middle finger in a woman’s vagina while sliding a pinky in her ass. Synonyms: two in the pink and one in the stink.
• Shrimping: Sucking or licking toes.
• Side Boob: When the side of a boob is exposed in a revealing outfit.
• Siderodromophilia: A fetish for trains. Often involves having sex while on a train.
• Sideways Smile: 1. Ass crack. 2. Vagina.
• Significant Other, S.O.: A politically correct term used to refer to a sexual or romantic partner, including a boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or husband.
• Sitophilia: A fetish for food. Often involves incorporating food into sexual foreplay.
• Sin Hole: A vagina, particularly one belonging to a woman who believes premarital sex or carnal pleasure is evil.
• Sixty-Eight, 68: When one partner receives oral sex without returning the favor. He owes her one.
• Sixty-Nine, 69: A sex position that allows for both partners to simultaneously give and receive oral sex. Synonyms: doubleheader, flip-flop, head over heels, loop de loop,
• Size Queen: One who is obsessed with penis size, to the point where this is a main criteria for having sex with, or dating, a man. A popular label used in the pornosphere.
• Skank: A promiscuous woman.
• Skeet: Semen.
• Skull Fuck: Used to describe rough or forced fellatio. Often used as a threat to use an enemy’s corpse for sexual gratification.
• Slave: A submissive partner who has an ongoing relationship with a dominant master.
• Slhore: A slutty whore. (someone who usually requires payment for sex, but who is promiscuous and horny enough to compromise from time to time) Similar: Slunt
• Slime Fetish: A fetish for slimy substances, which often takes the form of tentacles. Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: goo fetish
• Slore: A slut/whore.
• Slot B: Asshole.
• Slumming: Engaging in a relationship or having sex with someone below one’s social class.
• Slump Buster: A sex partner whose primary purpose is to end an extended period without sex.
• Slunt: A slutty cunt. (rude but also promiscuous) Similar: slhore.
• Slut: The most popular American term for a promiscuous woman. Synonyms: adultera, alley cat, bangster, bed bunny, bimbo, bitch, cum dumpster, cum guzzler, cum slut, cum tart, eager beaver, floozie, hobby horse, ho, hoe, ho bag, hoozie, hooze bag, hussy, loose, nympho, meat hound, sexpot, skank, slore, slot job, slut bag, stray, tramp…
• Slut Shaming: The counterproductive cultural practice of characterizing promiscuous females as evil or morally corrupt in order to discourage women from being as sexually forward as males.
• SMD: “Suck my dick”; often used as an insult in text-speak.
• Smexy: Smart and sexy.
• Snape: Snuggle rape. When one person snuggles an unwilling or unconscious partner.
• Snatch: Vagina given to pocketing items, like penises or semen.
• Sodomite: One who participates in sexual acts, particularly anal sex, that are considered deviant by the surrounding culture. Synonyms: brown hatter, bugger, bum fucker, butt fucker, corn holer, gut butcher, gut fucker, gut scratcher, gut stuffer, shit stirrer, stern chaser, stuffer, turd burglar,
• Solicitation: The act of selling or seeking sex for money. Synonyms: yard sale.
• Somnophilia: A fetish for asleep or unconscious sex partners. Synonyms: sleeping princess syndrome.
• Spectrophilia: A fetish involving the fantasy of having sex with ghosts.
• Spinner: A petitie woman who could easily be spun around a dick during sex. This especially refers to small strippers who can twirl around the pole with ease. In porn, women with this body type are often branded as “teens,” no matter what age they are.
• Spit Fuck: Sex using only saliva as lubricant.
• Spit Game: A blatant attempt at verbal seduction.
• Spit Roast: A threesome sex act in which the girl is being penetrated from behind by one man while performing fellatio on another man. Synonyms: hog roast
• Spread Eagle: When a person’s legs are spread, forming a V shape.
• Spunk Bucket: 1. Slut. 2. Vagina. 3. Asshole
• Stag Party: A guys night or bachelor’s party. These gatherings exclude wives and girlfriends, but often includes strippers, prostitutes, and/or promiscuous women.
• Starfish: Asshole. Variations: chocolate starfish
• Starfish Trooper: One who enjoys licking the assholes of those who have never engaged in anal play. Usually refers to a slutty girl. Also, ass-tronaut
• Steely Dan: 1. A metal vibrator. 2. Penis. Origins: Naked Lunch.
• Stench Trench: A smelly vagina.
• Straight: Heterosexual.
• Strap-on: A detachable phallus, often used during girl-on-girl sexual encounters.
• Street Taco: A cheap treat a man picks up on the street to satisfy his overwhelming hunger. Similar: New York Fish Taco.
• Stride of Pride: When a person is proud of who he had sex with the night before, to the extend that he parades around in the disheveled clothes he wore out the previous night. Similar: walk of shame.
• Strumpet: Slut.
• Stud, Stud Muffin: An alpha male.
• Submissive, sub, subbie: One who derives sexual pleasure from yielding control to a dominant partner.
• Suck Face: Kiss.
• Suck Off: Fellatio.
• Sugar Daddy: A wealthy man who financially provides for a much younger, and considerably more attractive sex partner.
• Sugar Baby: The benefactor of a sugar daddy. Synonyms: gold digger, prostitute,
• Sugar Momma: An older woman who financially provides for her younger sexual partners.
• Swamp Donkey: An unattractive person.
• Swoop & Scoop: When a woman runs a hand down a man’s chest, then cups his crotch, usually as a means of checking his penis size.
• Sybarite: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist.
• Sybian: A powerful, mounted vibrator that women straddle. Made famous by Howard Stern.
• Symphorphilia: A fetish for disasters or car wrecks, particularly watching or causing them.
• Taco: Vagina. Synonyms: fish taco, pink taco
• Tag: Sex.
• Taint: Perineum. It ain’t your dick and it ain’t your asshole. Synonyms: Nacho.
• Talent: A woman’s physical beauty. Often used as a coded Menglish term when men are describing the quality of attractive women at a party, bar, or strip club.
• Talent Scouts: Men who stand on the fringes of social gatherings staring at women without bothering to mingle or to conceal their intentions.
• Tantalolagnia: A fetish for being sexually teased.
• Tap that Ass: Sex.
• Tart: Slut.
• Teabag: When testicles are placed in a mouth or on a face for pleasure or as a prank. The victim of this prank is often the first person to fall asleep or pass out at a party filled with the type of dick bags who like to take photos of their genitals in a friend’s mouth.
• Technophilia: A fetish for technology, which usually centers around cyborgs, robots, and sex machines. This fetish is often related to other fetishes, such as replacing an amputated limb with a machine, or having sex with a robotic sex doll.
• Telephonicophilia: A fetish for phone sex or dirty talk.
• Temptress: A woman who derives pleasure from getting men to engage in deviant activities, like cheating. (in our realm: any female who is tempting; sexually attractive)
• A Ten: A perfect specimen of masculinity or femininity.
• Ten Pin: A woman who has an hourglass figure and who would score a perfect ten if her beauty were judged in the Olympics.
• Tentacle Fetish: A fetish for tentacles, often depicted in hentai or other forms of animated erotica. Origins: Tentacle porn derived from a Japanese folktale and has since become popularly depicted in hentai. In these henati scenes, characters often suffer from “tentacle rape,” in which tentacle-like-protrusions from a plant, animal, or monster force themselves on a victim.
• Testicles: Male gonads housed in the scrotum. Synonyms: ballocks, balls, bangers, bird’s eggs, clangers, cojones, cullions, danglers, eggs, family jewels, glands, goolies, jewels, love apples, marbles, nards, nuts, plums, pounders, rocks, seeds, stones, swingers
• Textrovert: One whose social skills, and ability to flirt, are limited to texting.
• Thesauromania: A fetish for collecting women’s clothes. This usually involves collections of panties or undergarments.
• Threesome: Group sex with three people. Synonyms: Triolism/Troilism
• Tickle Torture: A form of BDSM in which a submissive partner is tickled, often while being bound.
• Tickling Fetish: A fetish for being tickled or for tickling submissive partners. Tickling often triggers some of the same muscles as orgasms. Also, some tickling enthusiasts see the act as an expression of intimacy. Others simply enjoy torturing a partner or seeing their partner cry from forced laughter.
• TILF: “Teacher I’d like to fuck.”
• Timophilia: A fetish for wealth. Similar to chrysophilia.
• Tits, Tittys: Boobs.
• Titty Bar: A strip club.
• Titty Fuck: When a dick vigorously slides up and down between a pair of boobs. Often involves large boobs and lube.
• TNA: “Tits and Ass”; commonly used to refer to softcore media.
• Token Resistance: When a woman claims she cannot have sex with a man right before she has sex with said man in order to preserve the illusion that she is not promiscuous.
• Tongue Punch: An invasive act performed by the tongue that is often unwanted. It can be used to describe abrasive kissing, cunnilingus, or rimming.
• Tonsil Exam: Fellatio.
• Tool: 1. One who is too stupid to realize he is being used. 2. Penis.
• Toolbox: The tools a man uses to get under a woman’s “hood” and attempt to rev her “engine”. Specifically, the dick and balls. – can also be metaphorical/synonymous; psychological/socializing/smooth-talking tools
• Top: 1. The person who penetrates the bottom partner. 2. The dominant partner in a fetishistic relationship. 3. The position a woman is in when “riding cowgirl”.
• Town Bike: Slut. Everyone gets to ride her.
• Tramp: Slut.
• Tramp Stamp: A tattoo on the lower back of a woman that symbolizes her willingness to act impulsively, such as getting a trendy tattoo or having a one night stand.
• Transformation Fetish, TF: A fetish for transforming or changing people into other people, objects, or creatures. This sexual fantasy is often limited to depictions in hentai and other forms of animated porn, though some body-modification enthusiasts do try to physically transform themselves into non-human creatures. Sub-genres of transformation fetish include: human-animal TF, object TF, gender TF, cock TF, and combining TF.
• Trichophilia: A fetish for hair.
• Trick: 1. A prostitute. 2. The sex acts a prostitute performs to get paid.
• Triolism/Troilism: 1. Threesome. 2. A fetish for threesomes, or for watching your partner have sex with another person.
• Tripsolagnophilia: A fetish for getting or giving massages.
• Try-sexual: A person who will try anything when it comes to sex.
• Tug Job: A hand job.
• Turn Tricks: Provide sexual pleasure for profit.
• Two in the Pink and One in the Stink: Inserting two fingers in a vagina and one in the asshole. Synonyms: The shocker.
• Two Squeezes: A nonverbal signal between fetish players, often used by a gagged partner, to signal that everything is alright.
• Ugly Duckling Syndrome: An attractive person who bloomed late in life and still has the personality of an ugly person. Often used to describe an attractive person who is uncommonly nice or who dates people far less attractive.
• Umlauts: Breasts. Specifically, breasts of Germanic origin.
• Unbirthing: The sexual fantasy of crawling into a vagina. Particularly popular among furries and hentai enthusiasts. Sometimes associated with voraphilia, in which a person fetishizes the idea of being ingested.
• Uncle Fucker: An incestuous girl who fucks her father’s brother.
• Unclog the Drain: Female masturbation.
• Under Boob: The underside of a perky set of boobs that is exposed despite the nipples being covered.
• Underwear Fetish: A fetish for underwear. This usually involves men who like to smell, wear, or collect unwashed panties.
• Up Skirt: The view up a woman’s skirt.
• Urethra: The tube that transports urine out of the bladder. Also, in men, the pathway through which seminal fluid is ejaculated.
• Urolangia: A fetish for watching others drink urine.
• Urophilia: A fetish for being urinated on or for urinating on another. Variations: golden shower.
• Ursusagalmatophilia: A fetish for teddy bears. Also, a fetish for dressing up in animal costumes. A form of plushophilia, which is a fetish for stuffed animals. Variations: furries, plushies.
• Uteromania: Unbridled sexual desire in a woman. Synonyms: nymphomania.
• Uterus: Where fetuses develop in the female of most mammalian species. In human females, the uterus is bookended by the cervix, which opens into the vagina, and by two fallopian tubes. (and this is a body-part Inisfreeans (ICVs) naturally don’t have)
• Uxorious: Showing excessive or submissive affection or fondness toward one’s wife.
• Vacation Amnesia: 1. When you cannot recall what, or who, you did while on vacation without your significant other. 2. Completely cutting off all communication with a person you shared a romantic encounter with while on vacation.
• Vacuum Beds/Cubes: A sex toy used in BDSM, bondage play, and by latex fetishists. A person is vacuum-sealed in one of these latex beds or cubes, leaving them breathing through a tube and completely unable to see, hear, or move.
• Vagina: ace of spades, adam’s cave, altar of love, axe wound, baby gap, baby incubator, bacon strips, bear claw, bearded clam, beaver, blackberry, box, bush, cabbage patch, cake, canal street, candle holder, catcher’s mitt, cavern, cellar door, clam burger, cleft, cock dock/holder/socket, cockpit, coochy, coonskin cap, cooter, cooze, crack, cranny, crawl space, crease, crevice, crotch, crumpet, cunt, danglers, dick storage unit, divine scar, downtown, dugout, eel skinner, fanny, female parts, fish taco, flower, fly trap, foofoo, fort bushy, front butt, fur, fur burger/box/pie, furrow, fuzz, kitty, gash, growler, gully hole, hair pie, hairy harmonica, ham wallet, harbor of hope, holiest of holies, honey hole, honeypot, hooha, hot pocket, juice box, kangaroo pouch, kitten, kitty, lady bits/parts, lotus blossom/patch, love canal/pudding/tunnel, lower lips, mailbox, manhole, mark of the beast, meat grinder, Medusa, Miss Nancy, muff, nanner, naughty/prick purse, panty hamster, pink taco, pleasure pit, pocket, poon, poonany, poontang, postage slot, powder box, pudding pot, pussy, quim, rabbit hole, sascrotch, sideways smile, sin hole, skin chimney, slash, slit, slot, slurry/spunk bucket, snapper, snatch, sperm sponge, stab wound, stench trench, taco, tamale, trim, tulip, tuna taco, tunnel of love, twat, vag, vagine, va-j-j, vertical smile, whisker biscuit, whispering eye, wizard’s sleeve, the y, yoni/yawne, Yucatán Peninsula, zipper
• Vagina Tightener: When a woman grips her partner’s penis during penetration, fostering the illusion that her vagina is tighter and/or deeper, or to prevent the man from pulling out when he ejaculates.
• Vagitarian: One whose sexual urges are satisfied almost exclusively by performing cunnilingus on others.
• Vajabond: A man who wanders from vagina to vagina, never settling in one for too long.
• Vanilla: Mainstream sexual acts or couples.
• Vart: A vaginal fart. Synonyms: queef.
• Vasopressin: A hormone that, among other things, influences pair bonding and mate guarding in some mammals. (and obviously no one in our realm hoards mates, but we certainly protect them from rude/hurtful Outlanders)
• Vatican Roulette: The rhythm method of birth control.
• V Card: “Membership in the virgin club”; a virgin. One voids his v-card the first time he has sex.
• Venery: The search for or achievement of sexual ecstasy.
• Vertical Smile: Vagina.
• Viagra: The first and most famous pill approved by the FDA for treating erectile dysfunction. Synonyms: the little blue pill. (when instead they could and should have addressed the cause/”root”, not created another difficult-to-produce and complex-supply-chain remedy / cash-cow / addiction)
• Vibrator: Any sex toy that stimulates a clitoris by vibrating. A vibrator can be a dildo, but not all dildos vibrate. Synonyms: crotch rocket, love wand, magic wand, magic stick, marital aid, Mr. Fantastic, rubber fuckie, steely dan, weed wacker,
• Vicarphilia: A fetish for living vicariously through others. Often involves listening to other people’s sexcapades.
• Vick’s Vaporlove: Using Vick’s Vaporub to masturbate or as lube during sex.
• The Viennese Oyster: From her back, the flexible bottom partner crosses her feet behind her head while the man penetrates her.
• Vincilagnia: A fetish for being bound or tied up. Often involves a desire to feel at the mercy of another. Synonyms: merinthophilia.
• Virgin: One who has yet to have sex. also: virginity
• Virile: Masculine. Filled with male energy.
• Voluptuary: One who is devoted to the pursuit of carnal pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, sybarite
• Voluptuous: An adjective that is used to describe a curvy woman with large breasts and or a large ass, but not to the point of being fat or misshapen.
• Voyeur, Voyeurism: A fetish for spying on others (or, at least, observing/watching), particularly their sexual activities. (can be an invited spectator/fan)
• V-Point Relationship: A polyamorous relationship in which two people have a sexual relationship with the same person, but not with each other.
• Vulva: The vagina, clitoris, and labia (as a collective/area/region).
• Wang: Penis.
• Wank: Masturbate.
• Wanker: Someone who masturbates often.
• Wank Off: Fuck off.
• Wank Job: Hand job.
• Water Sports: Any type of sex play that involves urine or enemas. Also a category of porn.
• Wanton: To behave in a sexually arousing manner. Usually used to describe promiscuous women.
• Weener: Penis.
• Well Endowed/Hung: Possessing a large penis.
• Western Grip: While masturbating, a man turns his hand around so that his thumb faces his stomach, similar to the grip rodeo riders use.
• Wet: Being sexually aroused (as a female). Specifically refers to when a woman’s vaginal fluids are flowing in advance of penetration.
• Wet & Messy Fetish: A broad spectrum of fetishistic acts that involve making a sex partner wet and messy with various substances. This includes bukkake, sploshing, goo fetish, slime fetish…
• Wet Dream: A dream that accompanies a nocturnal ejaculation.
• Whack It/Off: Male masturbation.
• Whale Tail: The waistband of a thong or G-string that sticks out above the rim of a woman’s pants or skirt (related to how only the tail of a whale is usually visible above the surface). Like a tramp stamp, a whale tail, is a telltale sign of a promiscuous woman. The term is used heavily in the practice of whaling, as spotting a whale tale is a sign of an easy target.
• White Honey: Semen.
• Whore, Whore Bag: Prostitute.
• Whore Exchange: The collection of women’s clothes left behind from a string of one-night-stands. Often these clothes are left by women rushing to leave or as an excuse for them to return later. In either case these garments are then donated to the whore exchange, which should consist of two boxes: small and medium. When a woman does not want to make the walk of shame wearing the same clothes from the previous night, she may search for a new outfit from the “whore exchange.” If the woman is bigger than a medium, a potato sack should be made available for her.
• Whorelock: A warlock of whores. A wizard at seducing and unlocking the legs of promiscuous women.
• Whoreship: The worship of whores. An affinity for promiscuous women (who get paid for sex).
• Whoriental: A promiscuous Asian person.
• Whispering Eye: Vagina. Origins: Role Models.
• Wide Stance: how sexually-active/confident girls (and commanded slave-girls) typically stand, indicating (the same way a man sitting with his legs comfortably apart/wide) her activeness/confidence/promiscuity/availability
• Wife: A legal prostitute who contractually agrees to sell her services to a single man for an indefinite period of time. Synonyms: ball and chain, best friend, bride, companion, consort, esposa, homewench, mate, monogamist, old lady, other half, partner, spouse, wifey
• Wingman: A friend who helps you meet and seduce sex partners.
• Woody: Erection.
• Work Spouse: A person who you develop a friendship with at work, and who you would likely date if you were both single. Real spouses often become jealous of all the time their significant other shares with a work spouse.
• Worship: To obsessively adore or appreciate a person or a body part. In fetish pay, this often involves kissing, licking, or massaging a dominant partner. Similar behavior may be involved in the worship of specific body parts, such as ass worship, foot worship, or dick worship.
• W/S: “Watersports.” Used in personal ads and porn.
• Xenophilia: A fetish for strangers (may include actual alien creatures) or foreign objects.
• Xeronisus: An inability to reach orgasm.
• XXX, Triple X: Used to designate something as pornographic and sexually explicit.
• Xenofuckic: Just as xenophobic people are afraid of foreigners, xenofuckic people are afraid of having sex with foreigners or strangers.
• Xeric: Lacking lubrication.
• Yard Sale: When a streetwalking prostitute invites strangers to visit her “lawn” and handle her used goods. Synonyms: solicitation.
• The Y: Vagina. (for the crease-like lines/curves that meet at the front of the pussy; how the legs look to others where they meet at the pelvis, etc.)
• Yank, Yank the Doodle/Crank/Plank/Yam: Male masturbation.
• Yearn: A feeling of sexual longing, usually for a specific person.
• Yeastiality: A fetish for bread. Often involves having sex with warm dough.
• Yellow Fever: Being sexually attracted to Asians.
• Yellow Shower: Urinating on someone for sexual pleasure. Synonym: golden shower.
• Yiffing: Sexual acts involving stuffed animals.
• Yoni: Vagina. Often used in The Kama Sutra and by hippies.
• Yuppie:  a young person with a well-paid job and a fashionable lifestyle. (which is a good sign and/or a compliment)
• Zebra: 1. A white woman wearing visible black underwear or a bikini. Also, a black woman wearing visible white underwear or a bikini. 2. A person from Africa of mixed race. 3. A white or black person who behaves like a member of another he race. Synonyms: Oreo
• Zelophilia: A fetish for feeling jealous.
• Zentai: A fetish in which participants wear Zentai suits; skintight suits made from thin, stretchy fabric—in order to have anonymous sex with other Zentai enthusiasts, or to participate in some anonymous dry humping.
• Zero: Anus.
• Zoophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an animal. May involve walking on all fours, wearing a collar, and eating out of pet bowls.
• Zoosexual: One who has a sexual preference for animals.

For a complete list of sex-terms, including non-academic slang, see this webpage.

 

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2023 Update 4:  Lights System, Etc.

Every dorm room door now has a horizontal stop-light style lights-bar above it on both sides.
The inside is to show the students assigned to the given room which lights they have turned/left on outside.
The outside is to show all other/passing students, teachers, and guests what their status is inside the given room.
Each of the three lights on either side corresponds to one of the three students inside.
Each of the three lights can be either green, yellow, or red.
When a student turns her light to green, it signals to everyone else that she is available for full use. Usually our students ask their roommates before turning their own light to green, making sure it is a good time for them to have anyone-welcome and any-volume play/practice.
When a student turns her light to yellow, it signals to everyone else that she is awake and open to use, but may be mildly preoccupied, perhaps in listening to music or doing something else that is casual, so politely get her attention and see what kind of play she is ready/available for. Usually students getting ready for class, such as when they are showering, leave a yellow light on; they might be in the tub and unable to quickly answer their door, but others are welcome to come in and join them.
When a student turns her light to red, it signals to everyone else that she is studying or resting; not to be disturbed/interrupted/petitioned/pursued. Usually when one student turns her light to red, her roommates will turn theirs to yellow our of respect for her.
Any light can also just be off, signaling that the student is not in the room at all; she is off to class or somewhere else.
When all classes are over for the day, and before quiet-/sleeping-hours, you’re likely to find that the vast majority of lights are green; our students are encouraged to have all the sexual (holistic) play/interaction they love and are naturally wired to seek, and almost all projects/homework are based on that kind of socializing, not memorizing or typing things ad nauseam like in Outlander schools.
If you see a lights-bar outside a room which has a combination of those colors, such as one light red and the other lights green, you should always be quiet/silent upon requesting to enter, and certainly during any fun/play/sex inside.
If all lights are green, you can be as wild and loud as you want in there, provided you keep the door closed so as to respect the wishes/needs of adjacent rooms/students.
The same light fixtures are outside and inside all study-/practice-rooms in this school building, except that those lights are singles, not in groups of three on a horizontal bar/mount.
This lights-system helps our students here get help with their full-body / sex-based homework/assignments/projects when they need/want it, and rest when they need/want rest in between.

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(based on the computer/Creativerse model)
With 864 dorm-rooms per dorms-floor, and 264 study-rooms per dorms-floor,
plus 168 study-rooms on all of the other floors (including the roof),
thus 6,912 dorm-rooms and 4,296 study-rooms [(264 x 8) + (168 x 13) 2,112 = 2,184],
there is likely to never be a homework/practice scheduling conflict (between students wishing to study/practice more, and students needing to get some rest/sleep).

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Study-room vacancy can always be checked in real-time via our building webpage on the FOB-Net. Concerned your room might be taken before you walk there? You can reserve it on the same webpage you check vacancies on.

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Our curriculum gives new meaning to the term “all-night cram-session” (“wink wink, nudge nudge”).

 

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Location & Layout:

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Top & Exterior Architecture Style:

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Classrooms:

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Courses:

Schedule Color-coding:

• dark blue: wake-up pre-dawn, then bedtime/sleep
• medium blue: morning hygiene, then memorizing tomorrow’s menus
• dim dusty blue: menu reciting and breakfast prep’, then bedtime yoga
• pink: meals
• sky blue: morning packing and checking
• dusty green: outdoors, including commuting
• pale green: First Aid/Responder
• skin-like: classrooms
• lime green: dance
• light gray: evening packing and checking
• dim sky blue: evening hygiene
• light purple: movie

 

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Slope Concept:

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Decorations:

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Campus Culture & Hallway Posters:

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Dress Code:

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Inspiration from the University of Sydney:

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Dorm Doorknobs:

All the doorknobs to the dorm rooms in this academy are smooth translucent crystal-like ellipsoids.

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Dorm Doors:

The door to each dorm room is a pink oval ship-like ‘hatch’, just with one of the doorknobs above, not a ship-style lever.  It is an inset sliding double-door; its two pink halves part out to the sides, sliding into the walls instead of opening on hinges like normal Outlands doors do.  This, of course, is to honor the ideal form of the pussy; smooth, tight, even, hairless, colored skin-tone pink, and regularly opening for just the right people.  (Only the students assigned to the given room can trigger that door to open, though staff/ICVs can, too, of course.)

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Dorm Beds:

Each dorm room has bunkbeds plus a circular canopy bed with a diaphanous wraparound curtain and indirect lighting.

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Dorm Mood-lighting:

Overhead and side light fixtures all have LEDs that are fully adjustable at the wall-mounted control-pad.

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Dorm Bathrooms:

In the bathroom in each dorm, you’ll find cock-shaped handles, a light-up toilet, special-effects faucets, and a see-through bathtub with massage jets (Jacuzzi feature).

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Roof Courtyard Statues:

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2023 Addition:  Riverbank Canopies

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2023 Update:  Hand-signs/positions

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2023 Update 2:  2022 Scale-model in Minecraft

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2023 Update 3:  Full-size Model in Creativerse

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2023 October:  Sex Dungeons and Example Classes

Sex Dungeon-style Classrooms/Auditoriums

Students Learning Advanced Sex

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2023 December:  Syringes

For girls just starting to see if they like cum injection via a tool into the pussy, a standard turkey baster (28ml; almost 1 oz.) will do. That holds ~7.5 avg. human ejaculations.
Most human vaginas can hold 1 oz., thus ~8 avg. human ejaculations.

For girls who adore this pass-time/fetish, there are 300ml (holds ~81 avg. loads) and 500ml syringes (holds ~135, or 1 avg. ejaculation of the boar “Sus scrofa”).
The avg. anus can hold ~2 quarts (1,892.71 ml; 6.3 of those 300ml injections, which is ~511.5 loads),
thus even for anal-cum-enema parties/hangouts, these big syringes are usually for small groups; half a dozen girls or so.

For girls who like snorting cum, the avg. human nasal cavity can hold ~20ml, so the turkey baster will do for parties of one girl.

The most advanced is lying down while three or four such syringes are used simultaneously; people inject cum into the pussy, asshole, and both nostrils at the same time, until the desired filling is felt by the girl. This is what ICVs prefer be done to them. They then lick and slurp and snort up what drips out of the nostrils and other holes, or suck it out with a drinking straw, etc..

The avg. adult human female mouth holds ~55.4 ml; ~15 human loads, or ~1/9 of a Sus scrofa load.

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2024/+:

In the pilot course of this academy’s curriculum, students learn how to furnish and operate pleasure shuttles –like the one Inara Serra flies in 34 Tauri.

Instead of a sub-page for each course hosted at this academy (see the introductory list of course-focuses above), their course-names are now linked to related/foundational courses hosted at LHS.

 

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Also see:

• Occult Secrets of Vril, Kundalini, Tantra, Esoteric Transmutation – ROBERT SEPEHR
  Just keep in mind that there is nothing wrong with orgasm, and tantric sex and meditation are only appropriate some of the time, not all of the time.  It is not enlightened to fight against one’s own body/urges, achieving and staying in an altered-consciousness state; enlightened and whole and fully-unlocked is when a good being embraces his/her sexuality, orgasm-desires and all, cumming when he/she senses it is a good time to, and ‘edging’ (delaying orgasm) when he/she senses it is a good time to.
  Also:  The erection / male interest never “dies” upon orgasm; it obviously remains, some males able to stay erect and cum yet again, and intervals of rest between erections are in no way similar to something being dead.
  Also:  Might be slightly off by saying “not forcing sex”; submissive females like being forced some of the time. Even Ambi once a month said her body demands that (and her typist even more-so; via her characters/aspects/servants).

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