Inisfreean Language – Austin Bunton Designs

English people speak English. Spanish people speak Spanish. Inisfreeans speak Inisfreean.

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Table of Contents:

The Main Idea
Introduction
Characters / Symbols
System of Measurements
Vocabulary
Syntax
Summary
Best Tricks
Updates

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The Main Idea:

Most languages were designed to help people share ideas in efficient ways based on the sounds their species/mouths are best able to create. Our language is based on all languages (since we have made ourselves able to make any sound, pronounce any letter, etc.), including computer code, allowing us to understand and communicate with any/everyone/thing, and in all the ways that arouse each person/being we are communicating with, fully activating/healing/energizing/inviting them; our language is designed in part for basic communication, and in greater part for activation of our guests’ Kundalini, thereby making honing, harnessing, and amplifying of their Vril easier, more fun, and mutually rewarding/satisfying. In short, the language called “Inisfreean” is the most eclectic, balanced, and sexually-arousing/soothing language of all time.

When it is spoken to you, it will remind you, at least on a subconscious level, of hearing your favorite song or actress voice, and your whole body and being will ‘unwind’, relaxing to new levels you didn’t know existed, and helping you open up in every single good way, discovering things about yourself and we Inisfreeans that will thrill you beyond your wildest/best dreams.

Because we borrow from all languages, and because our language is based on being healthily complete (i.e. sexual, and sexually unified (not just connected) with those who are compatible with us), you’ll see a lot of sexual terms used as foundational words/concepts in (the language) Inisfreean. Some of these terms do not have a one-word translation into English. All of the terms we use, we use in a very dynamic, holistic, and sexual way; innuendos/connotations, etc., making every word we say / sound we make… a turn-on… in so many ways.

We also coin words that, when said, sound sexiest; we engineer our language to sound ‘hot’ when spoken by ‘hot’ girls, and we use sounds and note-combos which naturally stimulate Vril. In other words, it isn’t just that we speak in sexy tones, or include sexual terms in multiple languages that many people will be able to relate to; it’s that we know and use the exact combinations of frequencies/letters/sounds that make every sentence we come up with… extremely attractive, enticing, and sexually satisfying. Our entire language and way of thinking is based on triggering the sexiest thoughts and best sexual exchanges.

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Introduction:

Inisfreean (verbal; spoken): arousing, breathy, musical words paired with likewise body movements; when written, this language is so complex and refined that it uses and requires individual syllables and even individual letters to be emphasized in various ways (beyond accent marks for pronunciation)

That’s the gist of the language we engineered to suit ourselves / our civilization. Now let’s get into the specifics. What exactly comprises our lexicon, syntax, and so other linguistic elements?

Our language is a fusion of all the best/compatible words/parts of other languages around the world and beyond, all without any of their odd/illogical rules or double-meanings. We ‘borrowed’ many words, just like all other languages did from the ‘tongues’ that came before them, thereby not having to invent too many of our own. You’ll hear these borrowed words during many of our spoken conversations.

Given that all Inisfreeans are omniglots, and how they like to honor all compatible and useful lands and ways, they routinely switch between languages during the same sentence, starting a sentence, for example, in one language, and finishing it in another (or multiple others). This makes deciphering what they are saying exceeding difficult for any human translators/interpreters, and even time-consuming, if not challenging or impossible, for lesser supercomputers. It isn’t just for confidentiality, though; Inisfreeans really do just love dabbling in all the known languages, showing every culture and part of the world respect like that.

Below are words and definitions the Inisfreeans use often, as well as some that don’t translate easily into English, along with phrases and other expressions. There are many more that the Inisfreeans will use in common speech and chatting from day to day, but it would be pointless and excessive to try and include them all on this one webpage; Inisfreeans know and speak millions of different words (tens of thousands from many languages, if not hundreds of thousands from the older and more-developed ones, such as Chinese). You’ll get the idea (why we borrowed which words we did) as you read through them all.

If you can’t quite keep up with this way the Inisfreeans around you are conversing, just let them know by thought or voice, and they’ll happily change to the speaking/language/s you are used to. Almost invariably, however, they’ll already be speaking in whichever language/s they already know you are fluent in and prefer. The whole point of them knowing so much about languages, after all, is so that they can cater to you –if you are one of their compatible guests.

At the end of this page, after all the vocabulary, we’ll show you some examples of how we form sentences.

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Characters / Symbols:

Letters with English Pronunciation:

A
B
C (soft)
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K (a.k.a. ‘hard C’)
L
M
N
Ñ
O
P
Q
R
rolled R (in Spanish)
S
T
U
V
W
X (though this is just a shorter/easier way of saying/typing “eks”)
Y
Z

Arabic Sounds/Letters; Ones that We Use which are Not in English:

ث : TH
ح : H’h (calm exhale with pronunciation)
خ : KH
ذ : TH (deep and heavy)
ش : SH
ص : Su (deep and heavy)
ض : D’d (deep + strong tongue movement in pronunciation)
ط : T’tu (deep and heavy)
ظ : Th’thu (deep and heavy)
ع : A’a
غ : GH

Inisfreeans write the sound/letter they are using… the same way it is written in the language they ‘borrowed’ it from; the “A” sound is written like “A” or “a”, and an Arabic sound/letter is written in Arabic. The Inisfreean doing the writing may choose, or be instructed, to write the entire sentence in English, in which case she might spell out the letters-combination that an Arabic sound/letter has to be changed to if written in English. If she is not given that parameter/guideline/instruction, she will usually just use the single symbol/character in Arabic for that sound, thereby saving her another half-second or so that it would otherwise take to convert it to familiar English letters/characters/symbols.

Technically, the Inisfreean language can be written in the letters of any language’s alphabet, as nearly all languages are almost identical, at least as far as the sounds they use lines to draw/represent. Because Inisfreeans have them all memorized, they can switch out any languages’ letters to make the same sound in any part of any word. Sometimes Inisfreeans randomize the letters/alphabets they use per sentence, writing a line of words such that every successive letter is from a different and distinct alphabet.

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There are about 50 contrastive sounds (phonemes) in English. But there are over 2,000 distinct phonemes found in the languages of the world.

pho·neme

/ˈfōnēm/

noun

PHONETICS

noun: phoneme; plural noun: phonemes

any of the perceptually distinct units of sound in a specified language that distinguish one word from another, for example p, b, d, and t in the English words pad, pat, bad, and bat.

More about this can be found here, here, and here.

Inisfreeans have speaker-like vocal-chord and speech devices/systems that allow them to perfectly speak any/all of those different letters/sounds. What may sound very similar, or even identical, to the untrained ear or unpracticed foreign-language speaker somewhere else… will still be noticeable and quantifiable to any Inisfreean. Every Inisfreean girl you meet will be able to teach you why and how.

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Punctuation Marks and Other Characters:

.
,
‘
:
;
?
!
“
(
)
*
/
&
#
%
$
@

Punctuation marks are the same in spoken/conversational Inisfreean, as they are borrowed from other languages, however they are well-hidden in our programming/coding language, as that was part of its design. More about this is explained on our language sub-page about the computer-code used for our FOB-Net and ICV-Net. Basically, punctuation marks are encrypted like anything else in that language/code.

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Numbers:

zero (0)
one (1)
two (2)
three (3)
four (4)
five (5)
six (6)
seven (7)
eight (8)
nine (9)

Inisfreeans are also familiar with the hexadecimal numbering system.

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Math Symbols:

brackets: [ , ]
divide: /
equals: =
greater than: >
less than: <
minus/negative: –
multiply: x
parentheses: ( , )
plus/positive: +
similar (“almost equals”): ~ , ≈
square-root: √

All other math symbols we use can be found here.

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System of Measurements:

Inisfreeans are familiar with both the metric system (meters, liters, etc.) and the imperial system (yards, gallons, etc.). Inisfreeans are also able to instantly convert between any of the temperature scales; Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc. Just like mastering other/all the languages, mastering the different ways of measuring everything humans (and others; non-humans) ever measured… has proven able to help us notice things humans focusing on / specializing in just one system/way could not.

There is a system of measurements unique to Inisfree which distinguishes levels of aura, emotion, and orgasm intensity, and it uses units of measurement that are different than those used to measure electric current or potential. Imagine if there was a new kind of energy discovered, and it was very distinct from regular energy/electricity; a new way of measuring it would have to be drawn out, and that is what we have done. You can get some idea about how we go about this… if you read about chi, a.k.a. kundalini, a.k.a. orgone, a.k.a. vril.

Another system of measurement we teach and use in our society/civilization is one which explains the degree of complexity of jump coordinates/calculations; it summarizes/simplifies how tricky/confusing our calculations and instructions are for getting us and/or our ships to/from neighboring worlds/(solar)systems. This helps us/others determine if they posses the tech’/computing-power capable of handling such ‘number crunching’ in any reasonable amount of time.

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Vocabulary:

(most of these are TBA or under development or even classified, restricted to only ICVs)

Directions:

up / down: ah / dr’
left / right: lo / reh
forward / backward: f’ / p’
in(ward/side) / out(ward/side): mm / o
east: rah
north: kuul
south: ohm
west: sy

Flight / Flying:

airspeed:
drag:
lift:
pitch:
roll:
yaw:

Functions:

alert: eyes-up (sounds like “ayz-ahb”)
allow: pairm
bounce: jig
climb: (TBA)
cry / weep: (TBA)
dive: (TBA)
drink: beb
drive: roll / ‘sine (as in “repulsine”)
fuck: slam / smash / lay pipe
eat: dev(our)
jump: elv
sing: la
sleep: dream-surf
swim: merm
talk / speak: link
walk: flow

Slang:

bangarang: amazing / delicious
faggotry: sexually-inappropriate things, such as lame outfits, effeminate accents used by males, etc.
niggerdom: stupid things in general, or people being stupid (not just ignorant; when bad people do things even though they know better)
tits: cool, as in “awesome”
(more TBA)

Military:

FOBbit: like Hobbit, but not from the Shire; FOBbit is a lame weakling who stays on a FOB most of the time, rarely/never going out on patrols/missions, and having no idea how to get through combat
Lima Charlie: “loud & clear” (radio jargon/slang)
The Sir: sometimes-derogatory way of referring to a male commissioned officer who is not present
W.M.: Walking Mattress; what they call females in the military –due to how promiscuous they almost always are
(more TBA)

Coined:

bloj
(more TBA)

Coined by Others:

absquatulate: to leave without saying goodbye
adendrot: the color (scheme) of the sky while the Sun is setting
anadem: a garland or wreath for the head (not just a crown or halo of leaves)
anodyne: capable of soothing or eliminating pain
ataraxia: the state of blissful and serene calmness
aureolus: grand/splendid in appearance, often due to being covered with gold
auricomus: with golden/yellow foliage
belamour: one who is loved; a loved person
brontide: the low rumble of distant thunder
henotic: promoting harmony or peace
ibrat: an incident that teaches us a lesson
oenomel: something combining strength with sweetness
perdurance: the state or quality of being everlasting; permanence
pridian: of or pertaining to the previous day
psithurism: the sound of wind in the trees
riona: pure in the timeless way that keeps things truly and undeniably beautiful, such as when attractive elven blondes create only descendants of that exact body-type
sonasis: the sound/vibe/flow of something beyond, but including, its auditory sound (coined by Ashley)
sphallolalia: flirtatious talk that leads nowhere
synodic: relating to, or involving, the conjunction of stars, planets, or other celestial objects
werifesteria: to wander longingly through the forest in search of mystery

Techie:

Google: To use an online search engine as the basis for looking up information on the World Wide Web.
Tweet cred: social standing on Twitter.
404: Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message 404 Not Found, meaning that the requested document could not be located.
Crowdsourcing: The activity of getting a large group of people to contribute to a project or task, especially by using a website where people can make contributions; for example, online proofreading services.
Spam: Flooding the Internet with many copies of the same message, in an attempt to force the message on people who would not otherwise choose to receive it.
Geobragging: Repeated status updates noting your location in an attempt to get attention or make other people jealous.
App: Software application for a smartphone or tablet computer.
Noob: Someone who is new to an online community or game.
Troll: An individual who posts inflammatory, rude, and obnoxious comments to an online community.
Ego surfer: A person who boosts his ego by searching for his own name on Google and other search engines.

Sexual:

cuckcake-ing: to go out on errands and to events that involve the girl going out being a cuckcake (a girl who has sexual relations with couples, even if the couple is married)
cum-along: someone who arrives/attends just for the orgasm/s, or who always seems to cum regardless of the position/technique
cum-bucket: a girl who loves to have other people’s cum poured into her
cum-dumpster: a girl who will accept anyone, no matter how ugly they may be, cumming inside her
cum-fairy: a girl who always shows up to take some of the cum for herself for later use, even if she had nothing to do with the orgasm that produced it
cum-seeking-missile: a girl who can instinctively tell, or read body language to determine, who is horny and interested in cumming (typically with her, the ‘missile’)
cummunion: our fusion of the terms “cum” (sexual release/fluid) and “communion” (defined as 1) “the sharing or exchanging of intimate thoughts and feelings, especially when the exchange is on a mental or spiritual level”, 2) “common participation in a mental or emotional experience”, 3) the service of worship at which bread and wine are consecrated and shared”, 4) “the consecrated bread and wine so administered and received”, 5) “a relationship of recognition and acceptance between churches or denominations, or between individual ‘believers’ or ‘believer’ communities and a church”, and 6) “a group of communities or churches which recognize one another’s ministries or that of a central authority”), which hints at the fact Inisfreeans are neo-nymphs who use cum instead of water or wine during their/our communion service/ceremony/ies
dil’v: dildo-vines; the conscious, vine-like, dildo-tipped, A.I.-controlled plant-life native to the greenbelts of our city/realm
faptastic: fantastic for masturbating to
guck: the sound a girl makes when giving a blowjob in such a way as to make excessive noises that the man receiving the blowjob may like
pornified: when something is un-de-sexualized; humans tend to de-sexualize things for bad reasons, which Inisfreeans then correct by pornifying them (restoring their sexual aspects, and sometimes adding more appropriate sexuality to them to make up for the ‘lost time’)
XXXeno: (pronounced “zzzee-no”, or read/said as “triple-X zee-no”) one of the Xenomorph-inspired animatronics in the Underway (underground highway of artificial caves / cave networks) which help make their cave in the Underway like a fusion of an Alien/s movie with a haunted house and a sex dungeon, as they provide pleasure and positive thrills to guests/visitors there, not anything harmful like the fictional alien ‘bugs’ in the Alien/s movie/saga

Sexual, Coined by Others:

ABC party: “Anything but clothes” theme party in which guests can come naked or draped in non-traditional coverups, such as duct tape, boxes, newspaper…
ABC Sex: In a long-term relationship when a couple only has sex on anniversaries, birthdays, and major holidays.
Ablutophilia: Fetish for baths or showers that usually centers around a naked person lathering themselves up.
ABR: “Adult Breast-Feeding.” The abbreviation is mainly used in the fetish world and in fetish porn.
Acomoclitic: A fetish for hairless genitals. Similar to: gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia.
Acorn: the head of a penis.
Acrophilia: A fetish for having sex in high places such as on mountains or rooftops. Some members of the mile-high club have this fetish.
Acucullophilia: A fetish, or preference, for circumcised men.
Acousticophilia: A fetish involving sounds. This can include such things as being aroused by music or a partner’s moaning (or even for the ‘sound’ of quiet/silence or the wind through the leaves of the trees).
Actirasty: A fetish for sun exposure. This is often a fetish of tanorexics, fans of outdoor sex, or those who only date really tan people.
Adolescentilism: A fetish for acting, dressing, or being treated like an adolescent.
Adult Book/Toy Store: Sex shop.
Aftermath: Postcoital cuddling.
Agalmatophilia: A fetish for a human-like doll, mannequin, or statue. This does not include the use of sex dolls merely as surrogates for real partners. Similar to pygmalionism.
Age Play: A type of fetishistic role-playing in which people pretend to be substantially older or younger than they are. Includes fetishes like adolescentilism and infantilism.
Agnosexual: A person who has yet to decide on how to categorize his sexuality.
Agonophiliac: A fetish for violence or fighting as foreplay. Men with this fetish are often fans of pornographic scenes that feature wrestling or rough sex.
Agoraphilia: A fetish for sex in public places. People with this fetish are often exhibitionists or people who get aroused by the thrill of potentially getting caught.
Agrexophilia: A fetish for having other people know about your sexual activities. This can include people with agoraphilia, those who like to have loud sex, exhibitionists, people who like to put their homemade sex tapes online, or those who simply like to brag about their conquests.
Air Inflation: One of the most common types of inflation fetish. This usually involves the fantasy of inflating a person with a bicycle pump to a comically large size. Some practitioner of this fetish enjoy pumping air into their partner’s anus to create a bulging belly and a feeling of fullness, though this practice is not without risk.
Airplane Blonde: A woman who dyes her hair blonde but who still has a “black box.”
Airtight: When a woman is simultaneously penetrated by penises in her mouth, vagina, and anus.
Alarm Clock: A partner who wakes you up for morning sex.
Algolagnia: A fetish for pain.
Allorgasmia: A fetish for fantasizing about someone other than your current partner. A common fetish among married couples.
Allotriorasty: A fetish for sex partners of another race, ethnicity, or nationality. This is common among women who are attracted to accents. This fetish is likely connected to the need to keep a community’s gene pool diverse.
Alpha Male: A dominant male. A leader of a group of males who generally has first choice when it comes to selecting potential mates from a group of females. In younger males, dominance is often related to physical dominance or an aggressive personality. In older men, dominance is expressed in terms of wealth, power, and control. Synonyms: big dicker, stud
Alphmegamia: A fetish for older men. This is a common fetish among women as mate selection for females is less impacted by the age of a potential mate than by his status.
Alprostadil: A vasodilator used to treat erectile dysfunction.
Altocalciphilia: A fetish for high heels. Common among those with a foot fetish. Synonyms: retifism.
Alvinolagnia A fetish for stomachs. Likely linked to the importance of wide hips when it comes to natural childbirth. Synonyms: partialism.
Amaurophilia: A fetish for not being seen during sex. This usually involves turning off the lights or blindfolding a partner. Some peeping toms and fans of glory holes have this fetish.
Ambisextrous: A female for whom the term “bisexual” is too constricting. Synonyms: agnosexual, happy shopper, trisexual.
Anaclitism: An erotic fixation on the objects one was exposed to as an infant, such as anal thermometers, bibs, bottles, pacifiers. Similar to: autonepiophilia, infantilism.
Anal Beads: A class of sex toy consisting of balls of various size strung together on a string or a flexible rod. Pleasure is not as much derived from the insertion of these beads, as from their extraction. Despite how tempting it may be, anal beads should not be ripped out with the same enthusiasm with which one yanks the cord of a lawnmower. Synonyms: Chinese/Oriental love beads, string of pearls, siamese strings.
Anal Bleaching: A cosmetic procedure in which chemicals or lasers are used to lighten the darker skin around the anus in order to make it match the lighter skin of the buttock. The process originated with female porn performers before seeping into mainstream populations in the early 2000s with the rise of free, online porn.
Analingus: Oral sex performed on the anus. Synonyms: ass blow, blow some ass, clean the kitchen, lick the fudge bowl, lick the jar/bowl clean, rim job, rimming, suck asshole, sugar bowl pie, toss the salad,
Anal Sex: ass fuck, ass sex, brown holing, bugger, bum fuck, butt bang, butt fuck, corn holing, digging a ditch, dipping a finger in the fudge, DNA (dick in ass), fishing for mudfish, fourth base, fudge packing, going down the dirt road, Greeking, hump the dump, lube the tube, making pound cake, packing fudge, pack the poop chute, painal, plan B, popping it in the toaster, pumper in the dumper, pushing shit up hill, ram job, ream, rectify, rump raid, saddle up, shit fuck, stir fudge, third way, traveling the Hershey Highway, using the servant’s entrance…
Anal/Ass Sphincter: Two muscles consisting of an outer and inner sphincter that keep the anus closed. These are the muscles that must be relaxed during anal sex. These are also the muscles that must be surgically repaired after extreme anal play.
Anaphrodisiac: A substance that reduces one’s sexual appetite. The opposite of an aphrodisiac.
Anasteemaphilia: A fetish for partners who are much shorter or taller.
Anchor Baby: The child born in the US to immigrant parents who hope the child’s American status will help win them citizenship. The term can also refer to a pregnancy that anchors a couple together, or guarantees one of the parents a substantial child support payment each month.
Androgynous: Characterized by both male and female attributes. Sexless. (banned in the Inisfreean realm, and anywhere Auz travels – and can constitute an act of war or a war crime if found)
Androidism: A fetish for humanoid robots. Similar to agalmatophilia and Pygmalionism.
Andromimetophilia: When a woman is sexually aroused by dressing, acting, or being treated like a man.
Angry Dragon: An absurd sex act in which you smack the back of your girl’s head right after ejaculating in her mouth. This causes semen to erupt from her nostrils while she roars like an irate, fire-breathing monster.
Angry Pirate: An absurd sex act in which you ejaculate on/at your girl’s eye then kick her in the shin. This causes her to hobble around on one leg with one eye covered while grunting and cursing like a sailor.
Animism: A belief that objects or animals have spirits and that humans can connect with these spirits, often in sexual ways. Synonyms: objectiphile, objectum sexual
Anophelorastia: A fetish for ravaging a partner. People with this fetish are often fans of extremely rough porn.
Anorgasmic: A sexual dysfunction in which a person cannot reach sexual climax. More common in Outlander females due to defective society, upbringing, brainwashing, degeneration, shaming, insecurity, etc..
Antholagnia: A fetish for the scent or sight of flowers.
Aphephilia: A fetish for human touch.
Apistia: Married and unfaithful. Origins: The Greek New Testament.
Apolaustic: One who is devoted to enjoyment or pleasure. Hedonistic.
Apotemnophilia: A fetish for having your own limbs amputated. (obviously banned and unheard of in our realm / amongst our people)
Aquaophilia: A fetish for water that goes far beyond enjoying sex on the beach or in a hot tub.
Arabian Goggles: When testicles are draped over someone’s eyes.
Archnephilia: A fetish for spiders.
Areola: The pigmented ring of skin surrounding the nipple’s raised center.
Arm Candy: A person who is dated for her superficial beauty as opposed to her substance. Arm candy is most often a status symbol employed by older bachelors to demonstrate their prowess. – More accurately: an attractive person taken to a party or other event/outing, “arm in arm” with the one who invited that person.
Around the World: When the woman spins 360 degrees atop her partner while maintaining penetration. Ideally this is performed in one motion.
Arousal: Sexual excitment
Asiaphile: A fetish for Asians.
ASLs: “Anus shaped lips,” or “ass sucking lips.” Lips that resemble the puckered skin of an asshole. Similar to DSLs.
Asphyxiophilia: A fetish for being suffocated or choked.
Ass:
1. arse, backend, backside, backyard, behind, booty, bottom, bum, bumper, buns, butt, buttocks, caboose, can, candy apples, cheeks, culo, derriere, fanny, junk in the trunk, heinie, hindquarters, moon, keister, posterior, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, trunk, tush, yeasty buns…
2. An idiot who is not quite as offensive as an asshole.
3. Sex. Usage: “to get some ass.”
Asshole:
1. a hole, arsehole, back burner, backdoor, backdoor trumpet, balloon knot, black hole, blind eye, brown eye, bungalow, bunghole, butt hole, button, chocolate speedway/starfish, corn hole, dingus, dirt pipe/road, dugout, duster, fudge factory, fudge tunnel, Grand Canyon, Hershey highway, hole a, leather Cheerio, man pussy, nature’s birth control, plan b, poop chute, pooper, port hole, pucker, round eye, rusty bullet hole, servant’s entrance, shit hole/pipe, shitter, skunk hole, slot B, spunk bucket, starfish, stank tank, stink, stink hole, tailpipe, Whale Eye, windmill, windward passage, zero, …
2. A person who metaphorically shits on others.
Ass Job: When a man rubs his penis between a set of ass cheeks. Like titty fucking, but with an ass and no penetration. Synonyms: cock dog, frottage, outercourse, the Princeton Rub, The Cardinal George.
Ass Licker, Ass Muncher: 1. One who enjoys giving analingus. 2. A kiss ass.
Ass Play: Any type of sexual activity involving the ass.
Ass Quake: 1. A bouncing ass substantial enough to shake the floor. Often used to praise a nice-ass-ed dancer’s skills. 2. Vigorous sex that shakes the bed, the floor, and/or the walls. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy”.
Ass State: An estate of ass. A piece of property paid for by sex appeal. Often refers to the home of a model, stripper, or porn star. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy”.
Ass Tray: An ass large enough to serve as a tray for rolling weed or snorting lines of cocaine. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy”.
Ass-to-Ass: When two girls simultaneously penetrate each other’s asses, usually with a double-sided dildo. Origins: The act was made famous when performed by Jennifer Connelly’s character In Requiem for a Dream.
Ass-to-Mouth, ATM: When a phallus transitions directly from anal to oral sex.
Asstronaut, Arstronaut: The first person to have anal sex with an anal virgin.
Asthenolagnia: A fetish for weakness or being humiliated.
Aunt: Madame who runs a brothel. Synonym: pimp
Australian Kiss: Like a French kiss but performed down-under.
Autagonistophilia: A fetish for having others spy on you, particularly while naked or engaging in sexual acts. As opposed to exhibitionists who get off on exposing themselves to unsuspecting victims, a person with this fetish creates situations in which other people may see her naked, like sun bathing nude or changing in front of an open window.
Autassassinophilia: A fetish for coming close to death, particularly during sex. (sometimes practiced/perfected in The Magics Chambers)
Autoandrophilia: A fetish for women who dress, behave, or look like men. (In the Inisfreean realm, females are only allowed to occasionally wear a male garment such as a button-down dress-shirt, usually after sex, and only with the consent/permission/command/instruction of the man. Females are never allowed to look or sound like men.)
Autoerotic: Masturbation.
Autoerotic Asphyxiation: Choking yourself while masturbating to achieve a more intense orgasm. This often involves the use of belts or ropes. People who have died from this form of masturbation include, kung-fu master David Carradine and INXS rocker Michael Hutchence.
Auto-Fellatio: When a man performs oral sex on himself. This requires a large penis, extreme flexibility, or a combination of both. Ron Jeremy notoriously performed auto-fellatio in a few 1970s pornos. (obviously banned and unheard of in our realm, and only used as an insult at some Outlanders)
Autogynephilia: A fetish in which a man derives sexual pleasure from imagining himself as a woman. This is a common fetish for cross dressers. Origins: coined by Ray Blanchard. (obviously banned and unheard of in our realm)
Autonepiophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an infant. Synonym: anaclitism, infantilism.
Avisodomy: A form of bestiality involving sex with a bird.
Axillism: A fetish for armpits.
Babe: An attractive woman. Also a cute pig that is clever enough to pass as attractive.
Baby Daddy/Momma: The unwed parent of a bastard.
Bachelor’s Tuxedo: Condom.
Backseat Driver: A top who tells the bottom what to do sexually while penetrating the bottom from behind.
Bacon Strips: 1. A meaty vagina, characterized by a loose labia minora that appears stretched out from excessive use. 2. Shit stains left on underwear. Synonyms: beef curtains. (obviously not possible in our realm; all labia are required to look how Auz wants them to, and that is never loose or discolored)
Bacterial Vaginosis, BV: The vaginal version of halitosis, caused by an imbalance of the growth of harmful bacteria versus protective bacteria in the vagina. The condition is characterized by a thin, milky discharge with a fishy odor that can result from having a new sex partner, having multiple sex partners, stress, douching, and using an intrauterine device (IUD). While not considered an STD, it does spread like one between women.
Ball Buster: A person who metaphorically pounds your balls with unnecessary nagging, teasing, joking, or harassing.
Ball Busting: A fetishistic act in which a man enjoys being kicked, kneed, or otherwise pounded in the balls. In its extreme form, some men get their balls busted by hammers, high heels, or paddles. Some straight men with this fetish prefer to get their balls busted by other straight men because it is more humiliating or because they think men can deliver more force. Synonyms: tamakeri.
Ball Gag, Gag: A mouth gag in which a ball-like object is tied into a person’s mouth to prevent them from speaking or screaming. Many ball gags come with a hole in the center to facilitate breathing. A common sex toy in BDSM play.
Ball Game: A sport in which men try to trick others into looking at their exposed scrotum, which is often manipulated to appear in a variety of shapes. Common ball game moves include, the bat wing and the goat. Origins: The movie Waiting.
Balling on a Budget: A high art in which a man seduces women without the aide of a healthy bank account.
Balloon Knot: An asshole, as it resembles the clinched rubber around a balloon’s knot.
Balls Deep: Fully committed, as when a man penetrates an orifice as far as he can go. Antonym: just the tip.
Balls Out: To fully commit and exert tremendous energy to complete a task.
Banana Hammock: Any type of flashy underpants that accentuate a man’s bulge. Synonyms: bikini briefs, Brazilian briefs, fruit cup, grape smuggler, jock strap, nut huggers, plume smugglers, Speedo…
Banging the Bongos: Spanking a partner’s butt cheeks like a set of bongos during doggie style sex.
Bareback: Risky sex without a condom. Synonyms: apache,
Bareback Rodeo: An orgy in which no one wears condoms.
Barely Legal: A sex partner who is just over the legal age of consent. Also, a popular category in porn.
Barnacles: 1. Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person’s asshole. Synonyms: chuffnuts, dingle berries, klingons 2. An overzealous snuggler.
Barse: Perineum. The space between the genitals and the asshole.
Bathroom Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses to let the sub urinate and/or defecate. Urination denial is popular as a few sexual nerves can be activated due to the pressure of a full bladder.
Bathykolpian: Deep-bosomed. Origins: From the ancient Greek words bathus, “deep,” and kolpos, “bosom.”
Batting for Both Sides: Bisexual. Synonyms: switch hitter.
Bat Wing: When a man stretches his scrotum out to resemble a bat’s wing. A common move in the ball game.
Basket Weaving: When a man rearranges his genitals in attempt to make them fit more comfortably in a snug garment.
Bastard: 1. A child that is born out of wedlock or who is abandoned by at least one parent. 2. An offensive person.
BBBJ: “Bareback blow job.”
BBC: “Big black cock.” Used in personal ads and in porn.
BDSM: “Bondage, discipline, and sado-masochism.” A catchall term for fetish play.
Beardo: A bearded weirdo.
Beat the Rug: Sex.
Bedfellow, Bedmate: One who shares a bed, though not necessarily in a sexual context.
Beef Bayonet/Hammer/Stick: Penis.
Beef Curtains: Droopy or hanging labia minora. Synonyms: bacon strips.
Beer Goggles: An alcohol-induced point of view, in which everyone appears more attractive. Among other things, alcohol impairs one’s ability to judge the symmetry of a face, which plays an important role in attraction as a symmetrical face conveys superior genetics. Similar: queer goggles.
Bee Stings: Small breasts. Synonym: mosquito bites.
Bell: The head of the penis.
Belonephilia: A fetish for sharp objects such as knifes, needles, or razors.
Bezness Boys: Male prostitutes in Maraco who hang around the beaches and service Western tourists. Synonyms: gigolo, himbo, man whore, midnight cowboy.
BFP: “Bound for pleasure.” A BDSM term.
Biastophilia: A sexual disorder in which arousal is derived from the thought or act of assaulting another, often in a sexual manner.
Bisecting the Triangle: Sex.
Bisexual: A girl who is sexually attracted to both sexes. Synonyms: happy shopper, playing for both sides/teams, switch hitter.
Bishop: A penis, particularly one belonging to a man who believes in the virtues of abstinence.
Bitch: A woman who is promiscuous, but not with you.
Bitch Slap: A slap, particularly one delivered to a hysterical man or woman. Synonyms: pimp slap.
Blow Job, Blowie, BJ: Fellatio.
Blue Balls: An irritable psychological state achieved when a man is aroused for an extended period of time without reaching an orgasm.
Blumpkin: Fellatio performed while a man is defecating. Often used in fetish play as a form of degradation.
Bombshell, Blonde Bombshell: Before the term “sex symbol” was popularized, bombshell referred to sexual icons of American pop culture in the mid to late 1900s. Such women were often characterized as having hourglass figures, pronounced curves, large breasts, and the early ones were typically blonde. Ex: Marilyn Monroe is the quintessential
Blonde Bombshell. Synonyms: Pin-up girl.
Bondage: Fetish play in which a submissive partner is physically restrained.
Bondage Babe: A woman dressed in fetish gear, including latex, fishnets, collars, or PVC. Often refers to a woman who is more into fetish as a fashion than a lifestyle, or a fetish model who only participates in fetishistic acts for pay.
Boner: Erection.
Booty Call: 1. Calling a fuck buddy for sex. Often occurs when the bars close and you have not found anyone else willing to have sex with you. 2. Your fuck buddy.
Bosom: Boobs.
Bosom Buddy: Friends who are so close that it is as though they breast-fed from the same woman. The phrase commonly refers to heterosexual male friends who are often mistaken for a homosexual couple.
Bottom: 1. A sex partner who is submissive to a dominant partner or who is penetrated by the top. 2. Ass.
Bottom Bitch/Girl: A pimp’s number one prostitute. Also, the one who lures other women into the lifestyle.
Bottom Space: The mental space of a submissive partner in fetish play.
Brazilian, Brazilian Bikini Wax: In general, any bikini wax in which hair is removed from the asshole. Specifically, this usually refers to a bikini wax in which a vertical stripe of short hair is left extending up from the vagina. Synonyms: landing strip, paintbrush,
Breasts: Synonyms: apples, assets, babaloos, balcony, bazongas, bee stings, bongos, boobs, bosom, bouncers, bra stuffers, breasticles, bristols, bumpers, bust, butter bags, cantaloupes, chest, chesticles, chitty chitty bang bangs, cleavage, cock muffs/warmers, coconuts, cupcakes, dirty pillows, dual airbags, flesh bombs, flotation devices, fun bags, gazongas, the girls, globes, grapefruits, flapjacks, flesh bombs, hand warmers, hangers, headlights, head rests, high beams, hills, honkers, hood ornaments, hooters, hot dog buns, howitzers, humps, itty bitty titties, jolly jigglers, jugs, jumbos, kaboobers, kazongas, knobs, knockers, lactoids, the ladies, lemons, loaves, love bubbles/muffins, lungs, mammaries, mammary glands, mammies, mangoes, man pacifiers, mangos, meatballs, meat loaves/puppets, melons, milk bags/duds/jugs/makers, milkers, milkshakes, mosquito bites, mounds, money makers, muffins, niblets, nose warmers, nubbies, nubs, oranges, orbs, ottomans, pancakes, paper weights, peaches, pears, personalities, pillows, pumpkins, puppies, rack, rib bumpers, rib cushions, roundies, sandbags, sauce shelf, scones, shimmies, snuggle pups, speed bags, spheres, spuds, stacks, stuffing, sugar lumps, sun deck, sweater meat, sweet rolls, ta tas, teats, tee tees, tetons, Thelma and Louise, tidbits, tits, titties, tooters, torpedoes, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, twin peaks, twins, udders, umlauts, upper decks, warheads, watermelons, whoppers, window washers, wobblers, zeppelins…
Breast Expansion: A growth fetish often related to fetishes for weight gain or inflation. Enthusiasts enjoy watching breasts increase in size, often by means of animation or by saline injections.
Breast Implants: Synonyms: boob job, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, flotation devices, implants, stress balls…
Breast Man: A guy who’s obsession with breasts goes far beyond that of the average male.
Breeder: 1. Heterosexual. 2. A fertile sex partner, particularly one you would want to have children with due to his/her superior genetics. 3. A person with many offspring.
Bridesmaid: Women who are enlisted as slaves for the bride-to-be.
Bromance: The budding friendship between two heterosexual men.
Bros before Hoes: A colloquialism expressing the idea that the interests of your guy friends should come before the needs of the woman you are currently having sex with.
Brothel: Synonyms: birdcage, bordello, cathouse, fish market, flesh market, fucktory, girlery, house of ill repute, ladies college, nunnery, poontang plantation, red-light house, whorehouse
Brown Bag: A condom after anal sex.
Brown Bagger, Brown Bag Special: A person who you would only have sex with if she wore a bag over her head to hide her hideous face or to discourage her from talking. Synonym: Butter face.
Brownnoser: Sycophant. Synonyms: ass licker, ass muncher, bootlicker, brownnoser, kiss ass, toady,
Brown Out: A state of drunkenness one level below a black out. One can only recall the events of a brown out after someone else mentions them.
Bug Chasing: Actively trying to acquire the HIV virus by having sex with HIV positive partners, usually for the thrill of such a taboo encounter.
Bugger: Anal sex or bestiality. In the UK the term is similar to sodomy in that it is a catchall for deviant sex.
Bugger Off: Fuck off.
Bull Shit: So much metaphorical shit that it may as well have come from a bull.
Burlesque: An artful strip tease often set to music and involving elaborate costumes, stage props, and feathers. Now burlesque shows are typically conservative strip teases meant to appeal to other women who have an interest in tattoos and rockabilly culture. Burlesque troops tend to enroll curvy, and often heavily tattooed, women who believe they are superior to strippers. Unlike strippers, burlesque performers do not typically make a living off of performing.
Burping Fetish: A fetish for watching, hearing, and/or smelling a person burp. Often related to fetishes for farting, feeding, or vore.
Bush: A mound of pubic hair.
Butch: a lesbian who adopts the dress and mannerisms of a man. She often assumes the more masculine role in a relationship.
Butt Plug: Usually a short, squatty sex toy inserted in an asshole to loosen up the sphincter before anal sex.
Butter Face: A woman with an attractive body but an unappealing face. Pronounced, “but her face,” as in, “That woman has a sexy body but her face looks like a donkey’s.” Synonym: brown bag special, brown bagger.
Butt Floss: A thong or G-string.
Butt Slut: a promiscuous woman who prefers anal sex.
Cad: A man who aggressively pursues his self interests, particularly when it comes to sex, with little regard for others. Not the man a woman wants to date, but the rogue she subconsciously wants to have sex with, particularly when she is ovulating. Synonyms: alpha male, rogue, rake, rascal, scoundrel, scalawag
Cage Fetish: A fetish for being confined to a small space. This often manifests as a sub being locked in a cage, box, or a closet. The caged sub is then teased, taunted, tortured, and/or ignored by the dom.
Callipygian: Possessing a beautifully shaped buttocks.
Camel Toe: A vagina wedgy. Also, the impression of a woman’s vagina as seen through tight pants. A common occurrence among large women who wear small clothes.
Candaulism: A fetish for showing off your partner, or images of him/her, to others.
Carpet Muncher: A lesbian as opposed to bugs that feed on actual carpet.
Casting Couch: Couch or space where women are coaxed into having sex by being promised a job, particularly a role in a movie or porno. A common device in “amateur” porn where the director pretends he is testing a woman out for the job.
Catcher: The receiving partner during anal sex.
Catheterophila: A fetish for having catheters inserted.
Cat String Theory: The idea that women are only interested in men they cannot pin down or corner, in the same way a cat is only interested in playing with a string so long as it is dangling just out of the animal’s reach. Origins: Erik Von Markovik.
Castration: The removal of the testicles or ovaries, often to prevent fertility and/or to reduce the effects the hormones produced by these glands have on behavior. In humans, this often refers to cutting off the penis as well.
Castration Fetish: A body modification paraphilia for being castrated, for castrating others, or for people who are castrated. Some people who have their sexual organs removed still have a fully functional sex life when they go on hormone replacement therapy.
Cat O’ Nine Tails: A multi-tailed whip, often used in fetish play.
Caverject: The brand name for an injectable drug used to stimulate an erection. Used by some cock stars when they begin to have trouble performing during porn scenes.
Champagne Room: A private room in a strip club that can be rented out for extended periods of time, and which often comes with a complimentary bottle of champagne. Despite what a stripper tells you, and the inflated cost of renting such a room, there is no sex in the champagne room, unless of course you are in a brothel or a seedy strip club.
Charity: Engaging in sexual activity with someone who will get far more out of the experience than you will.
Chastity Belt: A medieval device that forcibly guards a woman’s virginity. These usually resemble metal underwear locked around a woman’s waist. Small slits in the metal strips allow the woman to perform various bodily function, but these are not large enough to admit a penis. Similar: see male chastity belt
Cheese Log: The result of using Cheeze Whiz as anal lube.
Chemical Castration: Medication intended to reduce a man’s overactive libido without actually castrating him. Often administered to sex addicts and sex offenders.
Chesticles: Boobs.
Cherry: A woman’s virginity. More specifically, the hymen, which is often ruptured during vaginal penetration. “Popping her cherry” refers to taking a female’s virginity.
Chick: An attractive, young woman.
Chicken: A young male prostitute. Synonyms: Gigolo.
Chicks Before Dicks: The mindset that a woman’s female friends take priority over the man she is dating at the time.
Choker: 1. A large penis. 2. A collar often worn in the BDSM scene to signify ownership in much the same way a wedding ring does in the vanilla community. These collars are often used on submissive partners during fetishistic acts.
Choreophilia: A fetish for dancing, or dry humping on the dance floor, to climax.
Chrematistophilia: A fetish for paying for sex, or for being robbed or blackmailed by a sex partner.
Chrysophilia: A fetish for gold or gold colored objects. Similar to timophilia.
Chubby Chaser: One who actively pursues obese sex partners because he genuinely is attracted to them or because he believes they are easier to coax into having sex. Synonyms: hogger, whaler, whalesman
Chuffnuts: 1. Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person’s asshole. Synonyms: barnacles, dingle berries, klingons
Churning Butter: Male masturbation.
Cinnamon Muff: A vagina covered in light red pubic hair. Synonyms: fire crotch. Origins: Zach Galifianakis.
Cisgender: When a person’s body does not match their gender.
Cleveland Steamer: An absurd sex act in which you defecate on your partner’s chest, then smear the feces by sliding your ass back and forth.
Clitoris, Clit: the bundle of nerve endings at the hood of the vagina that can produce an orgasm when properly stimulated. Some men believe it to be a myth. This is also the part of a woman’s anatomy that grows into a micro-penis when she experiences an influx of testosterone from steroids or a hormone imbalance. Porn star, Vanessa Del Rio, was notorious for her enlarged clitoris after she took steroids to build muscle. Synonyms: button, man in the canoe, nub
Cloaca: 1. An anatomical feature in some animals, that is the only opening for the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts. Basically an asshole, urethra, and vagina all rolled into one. Common in amphibians, birds, reptiles, and monotremes. 2. An outhouse. 3. A sewer.
Closet Freak: One who inhabits an alter-ego during sex that is in stark contrast to her public persona. Synonyms: a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.
Cluster Fuck: 1. An orgy. 2. A disorganization of people and bodies. Often used to describe traffic jams or a mess that must be sorted out.
Cock: 1. Penis. 2. A man who behaves like a dick.
Cockaholic: A promiscuous woman
Cock and Ball Torture, CBT, C & B Torture: A type of sadomasochistic play in which a dominate partner inflicts various types of pain on a submissive partner, who is typically restrained during the session. The type of torture is only limited by a dominate partner’s imagination and can involve any number of things: stomping, flicking, pinching, burning, clothes pins, scratching, stretching, piercing, pulling, shocking, flattening, nailing.
Cock-a-Thon: A gang bang with multiple dicks and one or few women.
Cock Block: 1. Preventing a couple from having sex. 2. The jealous and evil person who performs such a nefarious act.
Cock Hungry: Possessing a powerful sexual appetite for sex with men, as opposed to one specific man.
Cock/Crotch Jockey: A petite girl who aggressively rides large cocks, as though sex was a race to reach an orgasm in record time.
Cock Ring: A ring that is slipped over an erection to the base of the penis in order to slow the loss of blood, thus maintaining an erection longer. These sex toys are made out of a variety of materials, including metal and rubber.
Cocksman: A sexually accomplished male who wields his cock like a professional.
Cock/Penis Sheath/Sleeve: A prosthetic attachment meant to increase the size of a man’s penis. While these sex toys can turn small men into cock stars, they often dull the sensation to the point of causing the man to lose his erection.
Cock Snot: Semen.
Coerce: Persuading a person to do something against her will, or without her consent.
Cojones: Testicles.
Coke Dick: An inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to an abundance of cocaine in the system. Similar: Whiskey Dick.
Comarital: An extramarital affair with a partner’s consent.
Commando: The act of not wearing underwear beneath your clothes. Usage: “All of my boxers are crusted with semen so I am going commando today.”
Commercial Sex Worker, CSW: Prostitute.
Community Bike: A promiscuous woman. Everyone gets to ride her. Synonyms: slut, doorknob
Condom: Origins: From the Latin “condon,” meaning “receptacle.” Synonyms: balloon, bachelor’s tuxedo, candy wrapper, close combat sock, diving suit, eel skin, goulashes, hazmat suit, jimmy, joy bag, latex spacesuit, love glove, one-piece overcoat, pipe pull-over, plastic wrap, prophylactic, raincoat, rubber, rubber glove, scumbag, sheath, shower cap, slicker, snake skin, space suit, sparring mitt, tail sheath, tube sock, wet suit,
Condom Dispenser: A promiscuous woman, albeit a promiscuous woman who brings her own condoms.
Concupiscent: Lustful or horny.
Congenital Hypoplasia: When the penile glands are stuck to the pubic bone, resulting in a micropenis.
Conjugal: Of or related to marriage. Most often used in the phrase, “conjugal visit,” which refers to when a prisoner is allowed to have sex with his significant other.
Consensual: An activity that is done with the full agreement of all parties involved. Often what separates sex acts from sex crimes.
Coochi, coochy, cooter: Vagina.
Copesmate: A partner with whom you cope, or struggle. A lover with whom you regularly fight.
Coprolalia: The compulsive use of obscene language.
Coprophagia: A fetish for consuming human feces.
Coprophilia: A fetish for playing with, handling, or rubbing human feces on oneself.
Cornuto: A cuckold.
Cosplay: “Costume play.” Often a type of role playing that fulfills sexual fantasies revolving around animated characters.
Coulrophilia: A fetish for clowns or other types of street performers. Synonyms: Bozophilia, clown paraphilia. History: One of the pioneers of “Clown Porn” was the adult actress, Hollie Stevens.
Counting Games: While being spanked, flogged, or whipped, the submissive partner is required to keep count of the number of strikes. Often involves some variation of the phrase, “Thank you master, may I have another.”
Cougar: A woman who is beyond her physical prime, and who is often far more sexually aggressive in order to compete with younger women for men. Cougars often hunt younger men, or cubs, exclusively to fulfill their sexual desires as opposed to searching for a marital partner.
Courtship, Courting, Court: The period in a relationship preceding marriage. The mating ritual of western culture in which a male wooes a woman
Cowgirl: A standard sex position in which the woman rides atop the man who lies flat on his back.
Crabs: Pubic lice.
Crack Hustler: A pimp, an actual crack dealer, or one who sells both.
Creampie: How babies are made, which is probably why it is such a popular fetish. When not specified as an oral or anal creampie, this refers to ejaculating inside a vagina.
Creeping: Cheating.
Croodle: To cuddle, fawn, or coo, especially to ease fear or the cold.
Crop Dusting: Farting while you pass a group of people. Often used as a tactic to get a group to leave an area or table.
Cross-Eyed Fetish: A fetish for people who are cross-eyed. Rene Descrates was rumored to be attracted to women who were cross-eyed.
Crurophilia: A leg fetish.
Crushing Fetish: A fetish for watching small insects or animals being crushed to death. (Good beings usually, even if they don’t know this about themselves at first, have this inborn desire to see at least creatures incompatible with them crushed –such as bugs, rude people, etc.)
Cubs: Young, attractive men who are instructed in the ways of sex by cougars.
Cuckold: 1. A man whose wife or girlfriend has sex with other men. 2. A fetish in which men enjoy watching their female partner having sex with other men, particularly men who are more physically imposing. Synonyms: cornuto. Origins: From the cuckoo bird, which changes mates frequently and lays eggs in other birds’ nests.
Cuddle: To hold or embrace. Synonyms: aftermath, croodle, snuggle…
Cum, Come: Semen.
Cum Bubble: A bubble of semen that sometimes emerges from the nostrils, mouth, vagina or ass after semen coats these orifices.
Cum Bunny: A promiscuous woman. Synonyms: slut. (more precisely: a female who wants as much cum as most promiscuous people want sex in general)
Cum Fart: Farting out semen after anal sex.
Cum Inflation: A version of inflation fetish in which a person fantasizes about pumping so much semen into a sex partner that her body bulges and swells with male ejaculate.
Cum Target: 1. A tattoo on a woman that serves no better purpose than a target to aim at while ejaculating. 2. A promiscuous woman.
Cunnilingus: Oral sex performed on a vagina.
Cunt: 1. Vagina. 2. One who acts like a vagina.
Cunt Licker: A lesbian or an effeminate man who is pussy whipped.
Cunt Rag: 1. A Tampon or period pad. 2. A person who is comparable to a used Tampon.
Cupping: A type of sadomasochistic play derived from a healing practice in ancient Chinese medicine. Typically the dom uses a flame to remove the oxygen from a glass cup. The cup is then quickly placed on the sub’s skin. The vacuum sucks the skin into the glass, creating a large, hickey-like mark.
Custard Launcher: Penis.
Cutting Fetish: Sexual pleasure is derived from inflicting cuts on oneself or a sex partner. Related to: amputation/amputee fetish, blade play, blood fetish, body modification fetish, goro, medical fetish, nollo, non-con, pain play, snuff, vore
Cyber Sex: Like phone sex except on the computer, often with a person who in no way matches the cyber-identity he assumes.
Cypriphobia: A paranoia of prostitutes or contracting STDS.
Dacryphilia: A fetish for witnessing others cry. Often a fetish of sadists who enjoy dominating submissive partners to the point of tears.
Daddy: A dominant partner who is significantly older or who provides for the submissive partner in a variety of ways.
Daisy Chain: In an orgy when participants become physically linked in a string of sex acts.
Danglers: Excessively droopy labia minora. Synonyms: bacon stripes, beef curtains,
DDF: “Drug and disease free.” Often used on personals ads.
Deal Breaker: A negative feature of a potential sex or romantic partner that overrides all of his/her other attractive qualities, and which makes him/her undesirable.
Debauchee: One who routinely engages in vice, particularly of the sexual variety. Synonyms: libertine, rake, roue
Deep Throating: When a penis is jammed down a person’s throat during fellatio.
Defecate: Synonyms: drop a bomb, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, dump, make a deposit, pinch a loaf, poop, pop a squat, take a dump, take a shit,
Degradation: A fetish for being psychologically degraded, or degrading a partner. Synonyms: erotic humiliation.
Demimonde: A class of women known to be more promiscuous than the general population. Origins: a french word once used to describe prostitutes.
Dendrophilia: A fetish for having sex with trees.
Denial: Refers to a few types of denial play, including orgasm denial, bathroom denial, sensory denial, food/water denial.
Dental Dam: A piece of latex or rubber stretched over a vagina or asshole during oral sex in order to prevent the transmission of STDs. One can be made by slicing a condom down the side and stretching the latex. Plastic wrap is a pour substitute, but it is better than nothing.
Devil’s Threesome: A threesome involving two men and one woman. This is not the type of threesome most men fantasize about, but it is what most settle for.
Devotee: A person with a a fetish for disabled people. The two most common fetishes devotees have are abasiophilia and acrotomophilia.
Diaper Fetish: A common prop incorporated into age play or fetishes for infantilism, scat, watersports, humiliation, dominance, helplessness… Some believe this fetish develops early in life, when a child associates diapers with being loved and coddled. Extreme diaper fetishists make themselves incontinent so that they need to wear diapers constantly.
Dick: 1. Penis. 2. A man who behaves as if he does all his thinking with his penis.
Dick Beater: An obsessive masturbator.
Dick Cheese: Smegma, which often accumulates under the foreskins of uncircumcised men. So names as it looks and smells like rotten cheese.
Dickery: Behaviors characteristic of a dick head.
Dick Face: One who is as unsavory and vulgar as a penis.
Dickhead: 1. The head of a penis. 2. A man who thinks with his dick.
Dick Hole: 1. The hole at the head of the penis through which fluids flow. 2. An orifice that may be penetrated by a dick.
Dick Juice, Dick Milk: Semen.
Dick Lips: As opposed to someone who has dick-shaped lips, the word refers to someone whose lips look ideal for being wrapped around a dick. Synonyms: DSLs.
Dick Slap: Slapping another person, usually in the cheek, with a dick. Often a derogatory act done during rough fellatio. Can also be performed with a dildo.
Dick Sucking: Fellatio.
Dicktator: A penis that controls every aspect of a man’s life.
Dick-Tinted Glasses: A mindset that makes you see the world in terms of penises. Commonly worn by feminists who see phallic symbols in everything, construction workers who can turn any tool into a dick joke, pubescent boys, and promiscuous women.
Dick Wad, Dick Weasel, Dick Weed: An impotent idiot.
Dictator: A penis shaped like a potato that exercises total control over his dominion. Origins: Will Ferrell.
Diddle: To fondle or finger.
Diesel Dyke: A butch lesbian. Synonyms: Van Dyke.
Dike, Dyke: A butch lesbian.
Dildo: Any phallic object used to penetrate the body in order to achieve sexual pleasure. Usually a sex toy made out of rubber, plastic, or glass. A dildo can be a vibrator, but not all vibrators are dildos. Generally though, dildos do not vibrate.
Dime Piece: On a scale of 1-10, a woman who rates as a perfect 10 in terms of physical beauty.
Dine at the Y: Cunnilingus.
Dine In: To have sex with one’s live in partner. Usage: “I think I will just dine in tonight.”
Dingle Berries: Particles of excrement that cling to ass hair after a fart or as a result of inefficient ass wiping. Synonyms: barnacles, chuffnuts, klingons.
DINK: “Double income, no kids.” Describes fun couples who often party and who are relatively wealthy due to their stable incomes and lack of children.
Dinner for Two: Simultaneous oral sex. Synonyms: 69
Diphallia: A medical condition in which a man has two penises. It occurs in approximately 1 in every 5.5 million American men. See The Double Dick Dude. (This is likely due to the experimental/residual combining of human and reptilian DNA; some reptiles naturally (by default) have two penises.)
Dippoldism: A fetish, or paraphilia, in which pleasure is derived from spanking or physically abusing another person.
Dip Shit: one who is so dumb that it seems his brain was dipped in excrement.
Dirty Harry: A cock that is filthy and surrounded by a mane of pubic hair (and possibly featuring a prominent mole), that is still sexually appealing dues to its overt masculinity.
Dirty Knees: What a person has after performing fellatio.
Dirty Pillows: Breasts. Origins: Stephen King’s Carrie.
Dirty Sanchez: When a man pulls out from anal sex and wipes his dick on his partner’s upper lip, giving her a thin, shit mustache.
Dirty Swirly: While penetrating someone from behind in the bathroom, you dip her head in the toilet and flush.
Discipline: 1. When a dominant partner trains a submissive on fetish protocol. 2. Punishment inflicted on a submissive for disobedience.
Disco Stick: A dick on the dance floor, or one belonging to a man with rhythm. Origins: Lady Gaga’s song, “Love Game.”
Dishabille: To be carelessly dressed, or partially undressed. The state of one’s clothes right before or after sex. Origins: From the French word meaning “to undress.”
Dishonorable Discharge: When a man ejaculates in a shameful manner. This can include premature ejaculation or reaching climax while masturbating to embarrassing porn just as another person walks in the room.
Divorce: “From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”—Robin Williams.
DJ Diddles: When a person works a woman’s clitoris like a turn table, constantly searching for the perfect rhythm. Origins: Dane Cook.
DNA: “Dick in ass.” Anal sex.
DND: “Drug and disease free,” often used on dating profiles where the end game is casual sex.
Doggy Style: A common sex act in which the man penetrates his partner from behind.
Dogs in a Bathtub: When a man attempts to stuff his testicles in his partner’s anus. So named as it is as difficult to keep nuts in an ass as it is to hold two dog in a bathtub.
Dog Training: When a submissive partner is treated like a dog. A common form of role playing in BDSM.
Dog Treat: Slathering peanut butter on your genitals then having your dog lick it off.
The Dolphin: An absurd sex act in which the man starts off penetrating the woman from behind. Then, without any warning, he harpoons his dick into her ass, causing her to make an “eek eek” sound, not unlike a dolphin’s distress call. The woman will then flop around in bed like a dolphin desperate to get back into the safety of the sea.
Dominance and Submission, D&S: BDSM.
Dominant: The partner who enjoys control in a fetishistic relationship. Synonyms: daddy, dominatrix, master, top,
Dominatrix: A female dominant in a fetishistic relationship.
Donkey Punch: An absurd sex act in which a man punches his partner in the back of the head as he reaches climax in order to make her muscles tighten.
Donkey Show: The mythic show that occurs in seedy bars of developing countries in which a woman is penetrated by a donkey.
Donkey Rigged: Hung like a horse.
Donut Puncher: Penis.
Doorknob: 1 Slut. Everyone gets a turn. Synonyms: community bike. 2. A butt plug shaped like a doorknob.
Dopplebangers: Sexual partners who look like siblings.
Dose: An STD. Used around WWII, usually to refer to gonorrhea or chlamydia.
Dote: To express lavish affection or attention toward another.
Double Coyote Ugly: When you chew off the arm that is trapped under a troll’s sleeping body in order to escape her layer, then you chew off your other arm to keep the troll from identifying you as the one-armed man who fulfilled all of her troll fantasies.
Double Sided Dildo: A double headed dildo meant for simultaneous insertion by two people.
Doraphilia: A fetish for leather, fur, hair, or skin. Similar to hyphephilia.
Double Bagger: A partner who is so promiscuous that you assume she has an STD, or who would have your child if she gets pregnant, but who is still attractive enough to risk having sex with. Synonym: two bagger.
Double Bagging: Wearing two condoms for extra protection against contracting an STD or having an unplanned pregnancy with a promiscuous woman. Ironically, the friction between the two condoms actually makes them more likely to break.
Double Bedder: 1. Having sex twice in one day with two different people. 2. A sex partner so attractive that you want to have sex with her twice in the same night, or with two mattresses beneath you to absorb the massive pounding you want to give her.
Double Blowjob: When two people perform fellatio on the same man.
Double Fisting: Inserting two hands into the vagina or asshole.
Double Header: 1. Having sex with two people in one day. 2. A 69 with two men. 3. A woman who starts you off with felatio, has sex with you, then finishes you off with her mouth. 4. Women two people perform fellatio on the same man.
Double Shot: When a man ejaculates twice during sex.
Douche: Flushing out a vagina or ass with a solution meant to mask various odors and tastes.
Douche Bag: An asshole who tries to mask his inner filthiness through superficial means: flashy clothes, too much cologne, steroid muscles…
Douchebaguette: A female douche bag.
Douche Cannon/Nozzle: A penis. The only tool a douche bag knows how to operate.
Douche Packer: A lesbian who wears a strap-on.
Down Low, DL: Keeping an affair low key in order to avoid detection.
Downtown: Vagina.
Doxy: A promiscuous woman. See: slut.
DP: “Double penetration.” When a woman is simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally. Synonyms: sandwich.
Dracophilia: A fetish for dragons.
Dream of Cream: A wet dream.
Drilldo: A sex machine made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill, creating a sex toy that can spin at a dangerously fast rate.
Dry Humping: What two people do when they have yet to figure out how to have sex. Synonyms: Outercourse.
Dry Spell: An extended period without sex. Synonym: Slump.
DSLs: “Dick sucking lips.” Usually refers to plump, moist, red lips.
DTF: “Down to fuck.” A woman or man who is ready for sex. Origins: MTV’s Jersey Shore.
D Train: Penis.
Dual Airbags: Breasts.
Dudevorce: When two guys end their friendship, usually over a woman.
Dumb Ass/Fuck/Shit: If you do not know what these words mean, they refer to you.
Dump: 1. To break up with a romantic partner. 2. To defecate.
Dust Under the Bed: Sex so good it spills onto the floor. Sex so thorough and complete, you do not miss a thing.
Dutch: When both partners pay their part on a date. Usage: Asking a woman to go dutch on a date is a great way to ensure there will never be a second date.
Dutch Girl: Lesbian.
Dutch Oven: When you fart while in bed with a partner, then pull the covers over both of you.
Dutch Rudder: While a man grips his own penis, another person moves the masturbator’s forearm, steering the dick ship toward climax cove.
Dutch Treat: When attempting a Dutch oven, you accidentally defecate in the bed.
Duva: A dude who acts like a diva. Origins: Lisa Lampanelli.
DVDA: “Double-vaginal, double-anal.” When a woman has two phalluses in her vagina and two in her anus simultaneously. Origins: the film, Orgazmo.
Dyscalligynia: A dislike or hatred of beautiful women.
Dysmorphophilia: A fetish for mentally or physically impaired partners. Similar to teratophilia.
Dyspareunia: Difficult, challenging, or painful sex.
Eager Beaver: 1. A horny woman. 2. The appendage sticking off the shaft of some vibrators, providing clitoral stimulation. Some are shaped like the tail of a beaver or like rabbit ears. The name of vibrators with such a feature.
Earmuffs: When a woman’s thighs are wrapped around a man’s ears during cunnilingus.
Earn One’s Redwings: The bloody badge of honor a man wears on his upper lip after performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.
Eat Out: Cunnilingus.
Ecouteurism: A fetish for eavesdropping on others having sex.
Ecstasy: 1. A state of rapture, often used to describe the moment one reaches sexual climax. 2. The name of the recreational street drug MDMA, which induces a euphoric state.
Eiffel Tower: During a devil’s threesome when the man penetrating the woman doggy style and the man receiving fellatio high-five each other. The woman’s back forms the observation deck of the Eiffel Tower between the two men who act as the main support beams with their hands forming the top of this architectural marvel.
Ejaculate: Synonyms: big bang, blow your load, bust your nut, cream, cum, drop your load, fire a shot, get off, get your rocks off, number three, nut, pop a nut, shoot, shoot your wad, spill one’s seed, squirt.
Electra Complex: A daughter’s quasi-sexual competition with her mother for her father’s affection. The female version of the Oedipus complex. Origins: Carl Jung
Electric Chair: When a partner is bound to a chair while receiving electro-stimulation.
Electrophilia: A fetish for electricity, which usually involves electro-stimulation.
Electro-Stimulation, E-Stem, Electrosex: Electric stimulation, particularly on the genitals and erogenous zones. Used more to induce pleasure by stimulating nerves and muscles as opposed to the BDSM practice of inducing pain via varying degrees of electrical shocks.
Emetophilia: A fetish for vomiting or watching others vomit, particularly after gagging during fellatio. Synonyms: vomit fetish.
Emotional Dump: Unloading all of your emotional baggage on a friend or on a social networking website like Facebook.
Endytophilia: A fetish for sexual partners who remain clothed.
Energizer Bunny: A person who keeps going and going during sex.
Enema: The process of filling the colon with water or some other fluid. This can be done to relieve constipation, to clean out the cavity before anal sex, or simply for the erotic enjoyment of the sensation.
Ephebophilia: A paraphilia involving an attraction to teens or mid to late adolescents generally between the ages of 15-19.
Eproctolagniac: A fetish for farts. Synonyms: flatulophilia.
Erection: When a penis becomes engorged with blood. Synonym: bone, boner, bone-on, chubby, flagpole, hard, hard-on, morning wood, pants pusher, pitch a tent, riser, rock python, salute, semi, steely dan, stiff, stiffy, throbber, wood, woody
Erogenous: Arousing sexual desire.
Erogenous Zone: Parts of the body sensitive to sexual stimulation.
Erotographomania: A fetish for writing, particularly love poems or letters.
Erotomania: The psychological delusion in which the afflicted person believes a stranger, who is often famous or has high status, is in love with him or her.
Erotophobia: Fear of expressing or experiencing sexual desires.
Erotophonophilia: A fetish for murder. A common disorder among serial killers.
Eskimo Brothers: Men united by the fraternal bond of having had sex with the same woman.
Esposo, Esposa: 1. Spanish for husband or wife. 2. Spanish for handcuffs.
Estrus: A state of sexual excitability and receptivity in women due to hormonal shifts caused by ovulation. Synonyms: horny, in heat.
Etch-A-Sketch: Drawing a smile on a woman’s face by twisting her nipples like the knobs of an Etch-A-Sketch.
Eunoterpsia: The idea that pursuing sexual pleasure is the meaning of life.
European Steamboat: Immediately after an anal creampie, the top burries his face in the bottom’s ass while the bottom farts out the cum, misting the top’s face in a aerosol of his semen and fecal matter.
E-void: Ignoring someone’s attempts to flirt via various electronic mediums: text, email, facebook, twitter…
Excrement: Synonyms: alley apple, baby ruth, ca-ca, crap, dirt, doo-doo, dung, feces, poop, poo-poo, shit, scat, turd
Exhibitionism: A fetish for being a public spectacle. This often manifests in streaking, public sex, or flashing. A common trait among porn stars.
Ex-hole: An ex who magically becomes an asshole after a breakup.
Expiration Dating: A relationship that has a definite terminal date.
Eye Fucking: Staring at someone while imagining fucking them. This has nothing to do with actually penetrating the eye socket.
Face Job/Fucking: Thrusting a penis into a partner during fellatio as if the mouth were a more accommodating orifice. This act often provokes an excess of saliva and involuntary tears. It is commonly featured in hardcore porn scenes and involves gagging, deep throating, and runny mascara.
Facial: When a man ejaculates on his partner’s face. Synonym: money shot.
Fangirl, Fanboy: A person who is obsessed with a celebrity or fictional character to the point that their fascination becomes a fetish.
Fascinus, fascinum: In ancient Roman religion, the embodiment of the dick deity or a phallic charm/ amulet.
Father Complex: Most commonly refers to when a woman is attracted to older, sugar-daddy types in part because she lacked a father figure who provided for her as a child. Synonyms: daddy issues.
FBE: “Full blown erection.” Origins: The TV show, Guy Code.
Feeding the Kitty: Vaginal intercourse.
Felch, Feltch: To suck or lick semen out of an orifice.
Fellatio: oral sex performed on a penis. Synonyms: BJ, blow, blowie, blow job, blow the whistle, bob on the knob, bop, cock sucking, eat dick, gobble, go down on, fluting, head, hummer, knob job, lay some lip, lick the lollypop, mouth fuck, munch, oral sex, pipe job, play the skin flute, polish the knob, slob the knob, smoke a dick, snake charming, suck dick, suck the sugar stick, suck fuck, swallow a sword, taking the B train to J town, tonsil exam, zipper sex/dinner,…
Female Copulatory Vocalizations (FCV): When female primates or female humans, vocalize in specific ways during intercourse. Some scientists suggest these vocalizations are a way of calling over other males.
Female Masking: A modern form of cross dressing in which men wear rubber masks, and even synthetic skin suits beneath their feminine clothes, making them look like living sex dolls.
Female Muscle Fetish: A fetish for muscular females. This often stems from a sub’s desire to be dominated and emasculated by a physically superior female.
Femanal: Anal sex with a woman. Antonym: manal.
Fem-bot: An attractive woman who is so emotionally cold as to provoke suspicion that she is a robot. Origins: Austin Powers
Feminazi: A woman who describes herself as a feminist, but who blames men for all of her problems and shortcomings.
Feminista: A woman who thinks it is fashionable to be a feminist. Also, a woman who thinks fashion makes her a woman.
Fetish: Sexual arousal resulting from a fixation with a specific act or thing. Some fetishes are so intense that a person has trouble reaching an orgasm unless he engages in, or at least fantasizes about, his fetish. (not to be confused with “kink”, which is an uncommon/unusual fetish)
Fetishize: To develop a sexual obsession around an object or act.
Fish Flaps: Large and smelly labia minora.
Fish Taco: A vagina that smells or tastes like fish.
Fisting: Inserting a fist into an orifice.
FILO: “First in, last out.” A man, usually a husband, who is the only person a woman has had sex with. Synonyms: one and only.
FINE: “Fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.” A person who places too much value on being physically attractive.
Finger, Finger Bang/Blast: Penetrating an orifice with one or more fingers.
Firecrotch: A person whose pubic hair is naturally red. Synonyms: redhead, ginger, day walker.
Flagellation: Striking a partner via whipping, spanking, flogging, or paddling.
Flash: Briefly exposing any area of the body in public that is traditionally concealed.
Flash the Headlights: When a woman briefly exposes her pale breasts, nipples and all, in public, usually to get someone’s attention.
Flatulence: Synonyms: air biscuit, air blast, backfire, back talk, blowing heat, break wind, butt burp, cheek flapper, chocolate thunder, crop dusting, cut one, cut the cheese, dutch oven, fart, fire in the hole, fog horn, gas, gale force wind, let one go, machine gun, pant ripper, pass gas, pocket thunder, poot, scud missile, silent but deadly (SBD), skunk, stainer, tail shot, talk German, trouser trumpet, wet one,
Fleshlight: A brand-name sex toy for men that looks like a flashlight, but which contains an artificial vagina.
Flip Flop: To serve as both the dominant and submissive partner, the top and the bottom, at different times during a relationship or a single sex session. Common among the lesbian and BDSM communities.
Flirt: 1. To demonstrate attraction. 2. One who demonstrates attraction, often with no intention of acting on such feelings.
Flogger: A type of whip with multiples tails.
Flood the Cave: Urinating in an orifice.
Floor Mattress: A mattress that sits on the floor with no bed-frame. Often a sign of poverty.
Flossing: Performing oral sex on a hairy vagina or anus.
Fluffer: The mythic girl on a porn set whose job it is to maintain the male performer’s erection between shots.
Fluff the Muff: Female masturbation.
Fly Fisherman: A man who artfully seduces women without relying on any of the lures that traditionally attract sex partners, such as wealth, good looks, or power. Synonyms: pick up artist.
Fly Fishing: The leisure art of masturbation.
Fog the Windows: Sex, particularly in a parked car.
Food/Water Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses the sub food or water.
Foot Fetish: Being sexually aroused by feet, to the point where you want to stick feet in your mouth and rub your genitals on them.
Foot Job: Using feet to bring a man to climax. This usually involves sliding a penis between the soles of a partner’s feet, or between the toes.
Foreplay: Any erotic act that precedes, and often prepares a partner for, intercourse. May be performed to prolong the sexual experience, to lubricate the genitals with saliva or vaginal fluid, to stimulate an erection, to get a partner in the mood for more penetrative sex, or to get either partner as near the point of climax as possible.
Foreskin: The excess skin on the shaft of the penis that covers the head, especially when the penis is flaccid. This is what is removed during circumcision. Synonyms: prepuce.
Formicophilia: A fetish for insects crawling on you and your genitals. Often involves ants.
Fourgy: An orgy with four participants.
Four on the Floor: Doggy style sex.
Fourth Base: Anal sex.
French Bread: A long, skinny, and usually white, penis.
French Horn: A sex act that mimics the paying of a French horn. As the couple kisses, one partner fondles the other’s genitals with one hand while fisting her ass with the other, changing the pitch of the sounds that emerge from this rear blow hole.
French Kiss: A tongue kiss. Synonyms: Cataglottism.
Freud Stick: Penis. So named as it is a physical measure of your innermost desires.
Frictation: When two men rub penises together while facing each other. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frontism, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks
Friend’s With Benefits, FWB: A friend you have sex with while attempting to avoid a romantic relationship. Synonyms: fuck buddy.
Friend Zone: A place men are exiled when they do not have the balls to express their attraction for a love interest soon enough. A relationship limbo where you serve all the platonic functions of a significant other without receiving any of the sexual benefits.
Frotteurism: A fetish for rubbing against an unsuspecting, and non-consenting, person. Often performed on trains, buses, or in crowds.
Frottage: Non-penetrative sex acts that often involve rubbing. Includes ass jobs, the Cardinal George, cock dogging, foot jobs, hand jobs, Harvard Style, outercourse,The Princeton Rub, titty fucking…
Frot: Usually refers to any non-penetrative sex act that involves two penises rubbing together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks…
Fruit Cup: A jockstrap.
Fuck: 1. To have sex 2. The most popular American curse word. 3. An idiot. Variations: fucker, fuck bag, fuck brain, fuck face, fuck head, fuck nut, fuck tard, fuck tart, fuck up, fuck wad,
Fuckable: A person you would have sex with but not date.
Fuck Buddy: What a woman is referred to behind her back when she agrees to carry on a sexual relationship with a man who has no interest in dating her.
Fuck Butter: Personal lubricant or any body fluids that are produced during sex.
Fuck Hole: Any orifices that can accommodate a penis.
Fuck Off: A command intended to get someone to leave you alone.
Fuck Slam: An absurd sex act in which the top partner sudden pulls the bottom partner’s legs out from under her while fucking her from behind, causing her to slam down on her stomach.
Fuck Stick, Fuck Rod, Fuck pole: Penis.
Fuck Tard: A person whose intelligence is compromised by sexual thoughts.
Fucktarded: When you are fucked so hard that you become mentally handicapped for a short period of time.
Fucktory: Brothel.
fucktoy: a petite girl allowed to be present only during sexual play
Fugly: Abbreviation for “fucking ugly.”
Full Sail: A full blown erection.
Furry: One who has the fetish ursusagalmatophilia, in which people wear downy costumes to either dry hump or have anonymous sex with other furries. Also includes people who likes to have sex with stuffed animals. Synonyms: plushies.
Gag: Any object used to obstruct a person’s breathing or to prevent them from talking, especially during sex. A common sex toy in BDSM play.
Gagging: Most often refers to a partner choking during fellatio and deep throating.
Gag Gift: 1. When a man unexpectedly forces his penis into his partner’s throat during fellatio. 2. An unexpectedly large penis.
Gag Reflex: The involuntary reaction by throat muscles to expel anything lodged in the wind pipe. In terms of sex, this is often activated during rough fellatio.
Gallantry: Respectful behavior or manners exhibited by men toward women. While this is often considered an aspect of gentlemanliness and romance, gallantry has its origins in misogynistic societies in which men were expected to provide for and protect women, who were viewed as the weaker sex.
Game Show Host: A man who has the ability to kiss women within moments of meeting them. A smooth operator.
Gangbang: An orgy in which multiple men have sex with one woman.
Gape: When an anus remains dilated for a few moments after anal penetration.
Garbage Canning: Masturbating into a trashcan. En efficient form of masturbation that requires little clean up.
Gaydar: An ability to distinguish homosexuals from heterosexuals.
Gerontophilia: A fetish for older partners, particularly partners who belong to an older generation. (used by Inisfreeans to mean anyone who has the sexual deviancy/defect of preferring sex with females who are/appear older than healthy teenagers)
Get Your Dick Wet, Get Wet: When a man has sex. Often used in reference to a man having sex for the sport of it, as opposed to other emotional reasons.
GGG: “Good, giving, and game.” The term was coined by Dan Savage, in attempt to define what we should all strive to be for our sex partners. “Think ‘good in bed,’ ‘giving equal time and equal pleasure,’ and ‘game for anything—within reason.'”
Ghetto Booty: A large butt, often acquired from eating too much fast food.
Gift Giver: A person who infects others with HIV.
Gigolo: A male prostitute who deals primarily with female clientele. Synonyms: chicken, Hessian, hustler, prick pusher/peddler.
The Girls: Breasts.
Girlfriend: A female who has sex regularly with you, and who is not engaged or married to you.
Girlfriend Proof: Concealing anything in your apartment that may insight rage in your girlfriend. This usually involves hiding porn and any evidence of infidelity.
Girlfriend Voice: The effeminate voice a man adopts when talking to his girlfriend.
Girl Next Door: An attractive, though seemingly innocent and virginal woman.
Girl-rilla: A muscular, beast of a woman. Origins: the first female UFC champion, Ronda Rousey.
Girlvert: A woman who is just as obsessed with sex as most men. Origins: Porn star, Ashley Blue.
Glass Bottom Boat: When one person positions himself under a glass coffee table while his partner defecates on the glass. Variations: plating, hot lunch.
Glass Slipper of our Generation: Condom. Origins: Chuck Palahniuk’s novel, Fight Club.
Glazed Donut: Ejaculating on a woman’s ass, creating what looks like a glazed pastry.
Glory Hole: A hole in the wall of a bathroom stall through which men stick their dicks to receive anonymous fellatio.
The Goat: The most difficult move in the ball showing game, as it requires total commitment. A player drops his pants and bends over with his dick and balls tucked back between his legs, thus exposing a fruit basket of delectables for the player who walks in on this scene.
Gob Stoppers: Fake eyelashes worn by porn stars and promiscuous women that prevent cum from getting in their eyes during facials. Synonyms: safety goggles.
Gokkun: A form of bukkake in which a person drinks one or more men’s semen, usually from a container. A porn category. Origins: Japan.
Gold Digger: A person who chooses romantic partners for financial gain.
Golden Shower: Urinating on your partner. Synonym: yellow shower, traveling the yellow river,
Gonorrhea: An STD caused by a bacterial infection. Its symptoms include a burning discharge from the urethra or vagina. Synonyms: clap, a dose, piss pins and needles, stank cock.
Gonzo: A type of porn that focuses just on the hardcore sex as opposed to the extraneous fluff in a mainstream porno such as set design, costumes, or plot. These scenes are often characterized by POV shots that make the viewer feel as though he is in the scene, and closeups on the genitals. Origins: From Hunter S. Thompson’s style of journalism in which he would insert himself into a story.
Goo Fetish: A fetish for gooey substances, which often takes the form of tentacles. Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: slime fetish
Gooch: Perineum.
Gorilla Mask: An absurd sex act in which a man blows his load on his partner’s face, rips out a patch of her pubic hair, then tosses the hair on her sticky face, which will inevitably have the expression of an angry ape.
Gray/Grey Fox: An older man who is still sexually desirable. Often a successful man who dresses well, works out, and actively pursues younger women. The male equivalent to a Cougar.
Great Personality: Physically ugly.
Greek Sex: Anal sex.
Greet and Meat: When you meet up for sex. A one night stand.
Grenade: The ugly friend in a group of women who will act as a cock block unless someone mans up and charms her. Such a selfless and heroic act is referred to as “jumping on the grenade.”
Grindhouse: A seedy strip club. Origins: the 1943 film, Lady Burlesque.
Ground and Pound: Modeled after the MMA maneuver, this describes any sex act in which the man drills his partner as hard and fast as he can. As in a MMA match, this usually occurs at the climax of the event.
Group Grope: A group of sex partners fondling each other. Synonyms: cuddle puddle, makeout party
Groupie: A girl who follows a musical/performing band for the purpose of having sex with the band members between shows
Growler: A hair vagina that has an angry countenance and despises visitors. Synonyms: bear claw.
Grrl: a militant feminist or a lesbian who confuses her sexuality and preferences for a liberated view point. Synonyms: feminazi, womyn.
Grundle: The perineum. The bridge of skin between your genitals and anus.
G-String: A thong with a thin piece of material strung between the ass cheeks.
G-String Jockey: The personal assistant, typically male, and or boyfriend, of a female, adult entertainer. These men accompany their cash cows to conventions and feature dancing appearances, doing whatever their employer needs: acting as bodyguard, driver, collector of dollars, roller of posters, washer of thongs, and general bitch boy.
Guilt Sex: Sex that results from a feeling of obligation, such as when a woman sleeps with a man she is not attracted to after he pays to take her on vacation.
Gumball Machine: A man who ejaculates quickly and often.
Gun Fetish: A fetish for the power embodied by guns. In practice this fetish can manifest as women posing with, firing, or performing sex acts with guns. In extreme cases, it can involve a person aiming a gun at his sex partner during sex.
Guppy Face: The expectant look a partner makes while waiting for a facial.
Guro: A fetish for blood and guts that often involves the fantasy of creating gashes in another’s skin for use as a sexual orifice. This is a popular fantasy depicted in animated hentai films. Some people with guro fetish wish to be disemboweled themselves. Similar to: amputation/amputee fetishes, nullo, body modification, vore, snuff, non-con, pain play, cutting and medical play.
Guybrator: A sex toy meant to massage a man’s prostate.
GWC: “Guy with camera.” A derogatory term used by models to describe creepy men who use their oversized cameras as an excuse to get close to attractive women. These men often describe themselves as photographers and offer to take nude photos of models.
Gymnophilia: A fetish for nudity.
Gynecomania: A manic sexual desire for women. Synonyms: satyriasis.
Haematomania/Hematolagnia: A fetish for blood.
Half & Half: An encounter with a prostitute that incorporates both oral sex and intercourse.
Hamartophilia: A fetish for committing sins, as defined by your religious upbringing. Synonyms: pecattiphilia.
Hand Job, HJ: 1. Using one’s hands to bring a partner to orgasm. Usually refers to stroking a penis. 2. Masturbation. Synonyms: DJ diddles, hand relief, an old fashion, tug job, taking the H train to J town.
Handlebars: Pigtails that can be gripped for support during fellatio or sex.
Hand to Gland Combat: Vigorous masturbation in which a man wrestles with his dick.
Hand Relief: 1. Hand job. 2. Masturbation.
Hanger Model: A waif thin fashion model, whose body is desexualized in order to emphasize the clothes she is modeling as opposed to her feminine sexuality.
Happy Ending: 1. For women this refers to getting fingered after a massage. 2. For men this refers to a massage that ends with a hand-job or blow-job.
Happy Shopper: A bisexual girl.
Happy Trail: Pubic hair that extends from the belly button to the main mound of pubic hair. Synonyms: Amazon trail, Oregon trail
Haptephilia: A fetish for being touched.
Hard-On: Erection.
Hardwood Floors: Shaved genitalia.
Hard Swap: When each member of an open relationship is free to have sex with others without their partner being present.
Harem: A group of women a powerful person keeps at his disposal to service his sexual needs on demand.
Harmatophilia: A fetish for mistakes or rule breaking, especially in terms of sex.
Harpaxophilia: A fetish for being robbed. Similar to chrematistophilia.
Hasbian: A woman who used to identify as a lesbian.
Hat Trick: 1. Ejaculating three times during sex. 2. Having sex with three different partners on the same day.
Head: Oral sex.
Hedonist: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, sensualist, sybarite.
Heeldo: A dildo that straps onto a heel. See heeldo.com.
Hedgehogging: An absurd sex act in which a woman stuffs a hedgehog into her vagina. Just as practical as the urban myth of “gerbiling.” Origins: Dan Savage.
Heifer: A large, strong woman.
Heisman: When a player in college emotionally stiff-arms a fuckbuddy to keep her from wrapping him up in a relationship. To keep a sex partner at an emotional distance.
Helicopter: Spinning a semi-erect dick around.
Hentai: Any illustrated work such as Japanimation, anime, or manga, that contains sexually arousing or explicit content.
Hematolagnia: a fetish for using or drinking blood in a sexual manner.
Hessian: Gigolo. Synoynms: chicken, hustler, prick pusher/peddler. Origins: From the men hired by the British to fight in their place during the American revolution.
Heterosexual: People would are sexually attracted to the opposite sex.
Heteroflexible: a female who prefers males but who will have sex with females if the opportunity presents itself
Hiber-Dating: When a person loses contact with his friends and family for several months, or years, because he is spending all of his free time with a new lover.
Hierophilia: A fetish for sacred or religious objects.
High Dive: When a man pulls out during penetration, then rams his dick back into his partner. Generally considered a dick move.
High Maintenance: A person who requires an excessive amount of attention and emotional investment.
Hiking the Appalachian Trail: Slipping away to a secret vacation with a mistress. Origins: Coined by then Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, as his cover story for taking his mistress on a romantic getaway.
Hinged Heels: Metaphorical shoes worn by a promiscuous woman, allowing her to drop on her back at a moment’s notice in order to facilitate a random sexual encounter.
Hiroshima: An absurd sex act in which a woman lies on her back and uses her legs to suspend her male sex partner in the air above her. While pretending he is a plane, the man drops his load on the woman.
Hirsutophilia: A fetish for body hair.
Ho, Hoe: A promiscuous woman or prostitute.
Hobosexual: A preference for poor or dirty sex partners. This occurs for any number of reasons: to gain access to more physically attractive partners, for the thrill of doing something wrong, or because of the perception that dirtier sex partners will be game for freakier sex acts.
Hodophilia: A fetish for travel.
Hog Hunting, Hogging: Seeking out large sexual partners. Synonyms: chubby chasing, pig sticking, whaling.
Hole in One: When a man puts his dick in his own asshole.
Holy Week: When a woman abstains from sex for a week because she is menstruating.
Home Wrecker: A woman who seemingly goes after married men with little concern for the impact it will have on his marriage.
Homilophilia: A fetish for listening to or delivering speeches or sermons. Some believed Hitler had this fetish.
Honey in the Hips: A lady’s man. A smooth operator when it comes to seduction and sex.
Hogging: Hunting for large women to have sex with. Synonym: whaling.
Homoblivious: An inability to distinguish heterosexuals and homosexuals.
Honeymoon Phase: The initial phase in a relationship in which a couple is at the apex of their romantic affections. This period is characterized by overt displays of affection in public and the feeling that you would never want to be without the other person. This phase often ends when the couple gets married, has children, or when their finances become intertwined.
Hood Ornament: A clitoral hood piercing.
Hooker: A street walker. Origins: The nickname of the prostitutes who followed around General “Fighting Joe” Hooker and his troops during the Civil War.
Hoover: Someone who performs oral sex with the veracity with which a Hoover vacuum cleans a rug. Synonyms: mighty mouth
Hooze Bag, Hoozie: A promiscuous woman.
Horizontal Mambo/Tango: Sex. Often refers to sex with a Latin lover or a partner who has a good sense of rhythm.
Horny: Sexually aroused. Synonyms: bulging, dripping, estrus, frisky, fuckish, gamy, hot, hot and bothered, in heat/the mood/season, itchy pants, juicy, moist, randy, wet,
Horse and Carriage: Dick and balls. So named as the dick is the driving force delivering the balls’ cargo.
Hot: Sexy.
Hot Dog in/down a Hallway: When either a vagina is excessively large, or a dick is excessively small, making sex comparable to tossing a hot dog down a hallway.
Hot Lunch/Karl: An absurd sex act in which one partner defecates on the other’s chest.
Hot Pocket: When one defecates on a sleeper sofa, then folds the mattress back into the couch, leaving the turd to bake until its aroma fills the entire house.
Hot Sauce Surprise: When a phallus is covertly coated in hot sauce before penetrating an unsuspecting orifice.
Houdini: An absurd sex act in which the magician starts out penetrating his partner from behind. He then secretly allows an accomplice to take his place without the bottom partner realizing it. The magician then positions himself in the bottom partner’s field of vision and yells, “Tada!”
Hourglass Figure: A woman whose bust measurement is nearly identical to her hip measurement, with a substantially smaller waist. Ex. 36-24-36.
Howdy: An abbreviation of, “How did he get her?” Refers to a man who dates a woman above his league.
Humiliation: A type of fetish play in which the submissive partner is made to feel ashamed or degraded. Can involve anything from penis humiliation to public humiliation. Synonyms: degradation.
Hummer: Fellatio while humming; when she hums while sucking his dick.
Hump: Sex.
Hump ‘em and Dump ‘em: The policy of a serial fucker.
Hump the Dump: Dirty anal sex.
Hung / Hung like a Horse: Having a penis large enough to belong to a beast of burden. Synonyms: donkey rigged, timbered, well hung
Hung like a Hamster: A small penis.
Hung like a Zebra: The penis of a mulatto man who is half white and black.
Husband: A man who marries a woman in order to maintain exclusive mating privileges with her. Synonyms: ball and chain, hubby, old man…
Hustler: 1. A male prostitute. 2. anyone who metaphorically whores themselves out. Meant as a compliment for those who do what they must to make their way in a difficult situation. Synonyms: gigolo, hessian, prick peddler/pusher
HWP: “Height, weight proportionate.” Used in personal ads when listing your weight makes you sound fat.
Hybristophilia: A fetish for crime and criminals, especially those criminals who gain public attention. Every serial killer is flooded with love letters and marriage proposals from people with this fetish. Similar to phygephilia.
Hygrophilia: A fetish for body fluids, such as semen, tears, saliva, or sweat.
Hymen: The membrane that occludes the vagina. While the hymen can be ruptured for the first time during sex, it can also be broken a number of other ways, such as exercise, injury, or Tampon use.
Hyper Fetish: A fetish for having a specific body part that is absurdly large. Variations include hyper breasts, hyper muscles, hyper testicles, hyper ass, hyper penis. Of these, the most common are muscle, penis, and breast. This kink is often depicted in animated, hentai porn. However, these fantasies can come to life with body building, implants, and saline injections.
Hypersexual: A person with an hyperactive sex drive.
Hyphephilia: A fetish for touching skin, hair, leather, fur, or fabric. Similar to doraphilia.
Hypoxphilia: A fetish for being suffocated. Synonym: asphyxiophilia.
Ice Cream Sandwich: When a white woman is penetrated vaginally and anally by black men on either side of her.
Illegitimate Child: A child conceived out of wedlock, and often rejected by the father. Synonyms: accident, bachelor’s son, bastard, love child, whoreson.
Impregnation Fetish: A fetish for the fantasy of impregnating a sex partner. Related to fetishes for vaginal creampies or pregnancy.
Incest: Sexual relations with a blood relative.
Inchworm: A small penis.
Indian Cockburn: Like an Indian sunburn, but performed on a dick. Occurs when a person grips a dick with both hands and twists in opposing directions. Also used to describe a painful hand-job.
Indicator of Interest, IOI: A sign a person gives off, often unconsciously, to signal attraction. This encompasses a wide range of behaviors that is different for each sex and person, but which can include playing with one’s hair, offering to buy a drink, asking another person’s name, physical contact… Origins: the pick-up artist, Mystery.
Infantilism: A fetish for dressing, acting, and being treated like an infant. This often requires practitioners to hire a dominatrix to serve as a “nanny.” (not to be confused with pedophilia, as it is commonly mis-applied, meaning “to be attracted to youths under the age of legal consent”)
Inflation Fetish: When sexual pleasure is derived from the fantasy, or reality, of physically filling a sex partner up with various substances. Related to: air inflation, cum inflation, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, immobility, padding, stuffing,
Ingénue: A naïve or sexually inexperienced girl.
In Heat: When a female’s body is capable of conception. During this period hormones are released that make the female more solicitous of, and receptive to, sex. Synonyms: estrus.
Inter-coarse: Sex with a painful amount of friction. Often a result of sex on the beach.
Inter-corpse: Sex with a partner who just lies there, detached and unanimated.
Inter-course: Sex in which penetration occurs.
Internal Astronaut: A penis, often outfitted with a latex spacesuit
Internet Beauty: One who can maker herself look attractive online but not in person.
Interracial, IR: Refers to a couple or a category of porn with partners of different races. In porn, this label most often refers to black men with white women.
Intersex: a person whose bodily characteristics put them somewhere between “male” and “female”.
Intimate, Intimacy: 1. Sex. 2. Characterized as knowing someone in a very private and personal way.
Icolagnia: A fetish for looking at nude photos, images, or statues.
In Door Sports: A catchall phrase for swinging activities.
In Flagrante Delicto: In the act of sex. Origins: Latin for, “While the crime is blazing.”
ISO: “In search of.” Used in personals adds.
Irish Kiss: Farting in someone’s mouth.
Irish Toothache: Pregnant.
Irish Twins: Siblings born in the same calendar year.
Italian Stallion: A handsome Italian man with a large penis. Synonyms: Casanova.
Ithyphallic A statue or illustration that features an erection.
Jackal: An opportunistic man who has sex with anyone he can, often through devious means. He often has sex with the friends of the hot girls his alpha friends meet. Also, a man with no moral compass when it comes to sex.
Jackass: Idiot.
Jack Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonyms: jerk off,
Jack Hole: An idiot who is a hybrid of a jackass and an asshole.
Jackhammer: Hard pounding sex that gets the job done through blunt force as opposed to finesse.
Jack-in-the-Box: Penis, particularly one that springs out of pants when a sex partner unzips him.
Jack Johnson: A hand job that is basically a fist fight between a large black dick and small white hands.
Jail Bait: A temptress who is under the legal agent of consent. These seductresses often say things like, “I won’t tell anyone,” “I’m mature/experienced for my age,” “My parents will never find out.” (This is considered good in Inisfree, as humans never had any right or reason to set the age of consent for anyone other than themselves; every individual gets to decide when he or she is ready for sex, just as is the case with all creatures, not just humans. It is also good for youths to experiment with sex because this is when they are in their primes; their greatest health –before all the scams of the humans start to wear on their bodies. Anyone who does not look like a teenager (in perfect health) is considered damaged/diseased, thus unsuitable for intimacy/lovemaking –until they have healed back into their primes.)
Jalapeño Finger Poppers: Pleasuring someone with your fingers directly after handling jalapenos, causing various erogenous zones to experience a mild chemical burn.
Jam Out With Your Clam Out: The female equivalent of “rock out with your cock out.” The battle cry for uninhibited partying that will most likely lead to sex.
Janitor: A wingman who has sex with the ugly friend in a group of women so that his friend(s) can get the ugly girl’s attractive friend(s) alone. So named because a janitor takes out the trash. Although the term sounds derogatory, the janitor serves a vital function, much like real janitors.
Jawbreaker: A large penis.
Jelly Belly: Ejaculating on a partner’s stomach.
Jerk Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonym: jack off.
Jersey Turnpike: An absurd sex act in which you stick a finger in your partner’s ass, then stick that finger in your partner’s mouth. If you later forget to wash your hands and put that finger anywhere near your face, the mistake is referred to as “Taking the Newark Exit.”
Jizz: 1. Semen. 2. The act of ejaculating.
Jizz Whistle: Penis.
JO: “Jerk off.” Used in personal ads or porns. Usually indicates a desire to engage in simultaneous masturbation.
John: A prostitute’s customer.
Johnny Bench Called: An abbreviation of the statement, “Johnny Bench Called and he want his catcher’s mitt back.” A way of saying a woman has an old, worn out vagina, comparable to the catcher’s mitt of one of the greatest baseball catchers of all time.
Joined at the Dick: Two heterosexual men who spend as much time together as a romantic couple.
Joined at the Groin: Sex
Joy Juice: Natural female lubrication.
Jumping on the Grenade: When a wingman sacrifices his penis by having sex with an ugly woman so that his friend(s) may have sex with the grenade’s attractive friend(s). Synonyms: Disarming the Bomb.
Jump Start: to wake a partner or to get them in the mood for sex with foreplay.
Jungle Fever: A sexual appetite for a member of another race. Often refers to a white person’s preference for African Americans.
Junk in the Trunk: Large ass.
Just the Tip: Gateway foreplay that leads to intercourse. This occurs when a partner is hesitant about being penetrated, especially without a condom. The eager male promises just to put the tip of his penis in, just for a moment, just to see how it feels. Full penetration soon follows.
Kentucky Fried Dicking: During a particularly sloppy blow job, the man dips his saliva-coated penis in any number of dry food products, like bread crumbs or flour, then sticks the treat back in his partner’s mouth.
Keptie: A mistress. Origins: a kept woman.
Key Party: A swinger party where each couple places a house key in a bowl then picks one out randomly at the end of the night to determine who will go home with who.
Kicking the Tires: Premarital sex. Origins: From the practice of kicking the tires of a used car before purchasing it.
Kigurumi: A fetish involving anime masks.
Kinesophilia: A fetish for exercise: See coregasm and sexercise.
Klingons: Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person’s asshole. Synonyms: chuffnuts, barnacles, dingle berries,
Kink: A preference for the unconventional, especially when it comes to sex. Origins: From a kink in a rope, possibly related to the popular kink of bondage or whipping.
Kinky: Open to a variety of sex acts that many people may consider devious.
Kiss Ass: 1. A sycophant.
Kleptophilia: A fetish for stealing.
Klismaphilia: A fetish for enemas.
Knee Trembler: Vigorous sex while standing that leaves your legs shaking.
Knismolagnia, Knismo: A fetish for tickling others or being tickled.
Knissophilia: A fetish for incense.
Knullfus: the messy, disordered hair that comes from having sex
Kooch, koochi, koochy: Vagina. Synonyms: cooch, coochie, coochy
Koro: A psychological disorder in which a person believes his or her genitals are shrinking and retracting into the body.
Kumquat: a sexy woman, usually of Asian descent. Origins: the Asian fruit of the same name.
KY: Personal lubrication. From one of the first and most popular brands of lube.
Labia Majora: The thicker, outer lips of the vagina.
Labia Minora: The thin, inner folds of skin within the outer vaginal lips. Synonyms: nymphae.
Lace Curtain: Foreskin.
Lactation Fetish: A fetish for lactating breasts. Fans of this fetish often want to nurse, be milked, or milk their partner. Often related to infantilism, pregnancy fetish, hyper breasts, breast expansion, or wet and messy fetishes.
Lactoids: Breasts.
Lactophilia: A fetish for breast milk.
Lady Boner: When a woman is sexually aroused.
Landing Strip: A thin line of pubic hair extending up from a woman’s vagina.
Leather Cheerio: Asshole.
Lesbian: A woman who is sexually attracted to other women. Slurs: bull, bull dyke, butch, beaver eater, carpet muncher, cunt licker, cunt lover, dike, dyke, diesel dyke, gal boy, les, lesbo, lezzie, muff diver, rug eater,
Lesbophilia: A fetish among men who are aroused by girl-on-girl sex. This sometimes refers to men who like to image themselves as lesbians.
Lecher: A man who is obsessed with having sex with women. Synonyms: alley cat, bed presser, bum fiddler, Casanova, chimney sweep, cocksman, cocksmith, Don Juan, fleece hunter, flesh monger, fox hunter, fuckster, lech, libertine, lothario, sportsman, swordsman, tomcat, whore hound, womanizer, woodman
Lecherous: Obsessive or offensive sexual desires. Synonyms: carnal, concupiscent, corrupt, fast, hot and heavy, incontinent, lascivious, lewd, libertine, libidinous, licentious, low-down, lubricous, lustful, prurient, raunchy, salacious, satyric, sensual, unchaste, wanton
Lemon Tart: A promiscuous blonde.
Lexis: The 69 sex position. From the Roman numerals for 69, LXIX.
Libertine: One who pursues carnal pleasures with little concern for the social or moral constraints of his time. A freethinker. Examples: Marquis de Sade. Synonyms: debauchee, rake, roue
Lick the Bowl/Jar (Clean): Analingus.
Lingerie: Sexually arousing underwear that accentuates the good and hides the bad parts of a woman’s physique, such as lifting her breasts and compressing her stomach.
Lipstick Lesbian: A woman who dates and marries men but who will kiss or have sex with other attractive women for attention, to get off, or for money. Most all female porn stars are lipstick lesbians. These women represent the heterosexual fantasy of what lesbians are.
Liptease: The act of applying lipstick or eating dick-shaped food in a sexually provocative way.
Literotica: Literary erotica. A genre of creative writing.
Load: Semen. The porn star Nick Manning became famous for saying his catch phrase, “Dropping fucking loads,” while delivering the money shot.
Lobster: A man who is notorious for pinching women’s asses.
Lock Crotches: Sex. Synonyms: joined at the Groin.
Lolicon: A trend in hentai porn that revolves around young Japanese girls. The focus is more on the innocence of the character, or her lack of sexual development, as opposed to her actual age. Loli characters are often depicted as having flat chests, wide hips, and subtle curves.
Lollipop Stop: A truckstrop frequented by prostitutes, who are known as lot lizards.
London Bridge: A group sex act in which two men penetrate women from behind while the women kiss each other.
Look Both Ways: To ogle a woman inconspicuously.
Looner, Looning: A person with a fetish for balloon popping.
Loose Change: A fuck buddy you call when no other options are available. Used when you are down on your luck, like loose change for a pay phone.
Lordosis: A mating posture displayed by many female mammals, such as rats or cats. Usually the receptive female arches her back and displays her ass, inviting sex.
Lot Lizard: 1. A prostitute who solicits customers at truck stops. 2. A woman who flirts her way from group to group at a tailgate or other outdoor gathering in search of free food, drugs, or alcohol.
Love Glove: Condom.
Love Muscle: Penis.
Love Wand: Vibrator.
LTR: “Long term relationship.” Used in personal ads.
Lube the Tube: Anal sex.
LUG: “Lesbian until graduation.” A woman who sleeps with other women in college, but then dates men. Similar to a hasbian.
Lunch Break, Lunch Meet/Meat, Luncher: A quickie during your lunch break. Often occurs in a car with a co-worker. Synonyms: nooner, quick lube
Luppie: A lesbian yuppie.
Lush: Someone who often gets drunk and overly flirtatious.
Lust: Sexual desire. Synonyms: luxuria.
Luxuria: Lust as a sin. Unrestrained desire.
Mack: 1. To successfully flirt with one or more women. 2. A pimp. 3. The act of pimping, in the metaphorical or literal sense.
Mack Daddy: 1. A lady’s man. 2. A pimp. Origins: The 1990s.
Macro Fetish: A fetish for giant, though not necessarily obese, sex partners. Often reserved for the realm of anime or fantasy. Can be related to vore, crushing, or growth fetish. Related to micro fetish.
Macrogenitalism: A fetish for large genitals. Similar: phallophilia.
Macrophilia: A fetish for giants. This often involves the fantasy of being at the complete mercy of a much larger sex partner.
Madame: A woman who runs a brothel. Synonyms: aunt, pimp
Magic Wand/Stick: 1. Penis. 2. Vibrator.
Mail Order Bride: Generally a woman from an impoverished country who agrees to marry a foreigner with the express intention of economic betterment.
Make Love/Babies/It/Whoopee: Some of the most inoffensive euphemisms for sex.
Make Out: To tongue kiss for an extended period.
Manal: Anal sex performed on a man. Antonym: femanal.
Mandy: Man candy. A man who is kept around for sexual or dating purposes, primarily because of his physical beauty or sexual skills as opposed to his success, personality, or wealth.
Man-gerie: Lingerie made for and worn by men.
Mangina: Formed when a man tucks his dick and balls behind his legs. History: The most famous mangina appeared in the film, The Silence of the Lambs, when the cross-dressing serial killer, Buffalo Bill, dances nude in front of a mirror with a mangina and says, “I’d fuck me.”
Man Hole Cover: A Tampon or period pad.
Manible: An animalistic man. One of the highest compliments a man can bestow on another man. Often used to refer to athletes who are so manly, they behave like wild animals.
Manscape: When a man grooms and trims his body hair. Also refers to a male body that has been expertly landscaped.
Mantsy: Horny, or antsy, for men. Synonyms: cock craving.
Manwich: A devil’s threesome with two men and one woman. Related to an ice cream sandwich.
Marital Aid: 1. A vibrator. 2. An inoffensive term for any sex toy.
Maschalagnia: A fetish for smelling armpits.
Masochism: A fetish for being subservient to a dominant partner who delivers physical or emotional abuse.
Mastectomy: The surgical removal of one or both breasts, usually as a way of fighting breast cancer.
Master: The dominant partner in fetish play. Often used as a title the submissive partner must use in reference to the dominant partner. Ex. Master Honey Badger.
Master-Slave Relationship: An ongoing, fetishistic relationship between a dominant and submissive partner.
Masturbation: Bringing oneself to orgasm.

-Unisex Masturbation: celebrate the celibate, couch hockey, devil’s handshake, diddle, feel your way around, five knuckle shuffle, fly fishing, get to know yourself, give yourself a low five, hand jive, hand job, hand relief, hand to gland combat, hands-on training, hand work, hitchhike to heaven, honk your horn, manual override/labor, one-handed clap, pack your palm, practice safe sex, rub one out, rub Buddha’s tummy, scratch an itch, secret handshake, self abuse, sex with someone you love, solo sex, staff meeting, take matters into your on hands, take part in population control, tend to your own affairs, test your batteries, work out a cramp/ things out with yourself, wrist aerobics

-Male Masturbation:

A: adjust the antenna, aid and abet a known felon, answer the bone, apply the hand brake, assault on a friendly weapon, audition your hand puppet
B: backstroke roulette, badger the witness, bait the hook, bash the bishop, baste the ham, batting practice, battle the purple-headed yogurt slinger, beat off, beat the bishop/bologna/meat/your date, be your own best friend, blow your horn/load, bludgeon the beefsteak, bop bonzo, buff the banister/bananas, build upper body strength, burp the baby/worm, butter the corn,
C: caulk the cracks in the bathroom tile, change the oil, charm the cobra/snake, cheese off, check for testicular cancer/ticks, choke the chicken/turkey/Kojak, choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come, churn butter, clean out your account, clean the pipes/rifle, clear the snorkel, combing the hair on your blind pig, commune with nature, consult with your silent partner, corral your tadpole, couch hockey for one, crank the shank/yank/love pump, crown the king, cuddle the kielbasa,
D: dance with the one-eyed sailor, date Pam Handerson/Miss Michigan/Fisty Plamer/Handrea and Palmela/Madame Palm and her five daughters/Rosie Palm and her five sisters/Mother Thumb and her four daughters, deploy the troops, discover your potential, dishonorable discharge, disseminate, doddle the noodle, do handiwork, do it your way, do some janitorial work, do your homework, drain the monster/vein, dry hump the ottoman…
E: engage in safe sex…
F: fiddle/finger the flesh flute, five against one, five knuckle shuffle, flog the dog/the hog/your dong/the bishop/the dolphin, flute solo, free willy, frost the pastries…
G: get in touch with your manhood, give it a tug, go blind, Go Hans Solo on Darth Vader’s head, goose the gherkin,  grease the pipe/hog…
H: hard labor, hold the sausage hostage, hug your hog…
I: iron out some wrinkles…
J: jack hammer, jackin’ the beanstalk, jack off, jerk off, jerking the gherkin, jiggle the jewels…
L: liquidate the inventory…
M: make the bald man cry/puke, make bread rise/a milkshake/chowder with sailor Ned/stomach pancakes/nut butter/yogurt/soup, manhandle/mangle/manage the midget, manipulate mandingo, massage your muscle, measure for condoms, milk the cow/lizard/moose/monkey, much goo about nothing…
N: null the void…
O: oil the glove, one-man show/rodeo/tug of war/band, one gun salute, one man…
P: pack your palm, paddle the pickle/prince, paint the pickle/ceiling, Pam Anderson Polka, peel the banana, pet the lizard, play the piccolo/organ/skin flute/with dick/a little five-on-one/a one stringed guitar/in a one-man show/peek-a-boo/it safe, please the pisser, polish the rocket/sword, pocket pinball, pocket pool/pinball, polish the sword/family jewels/the helmet/the rocket, pound off/the flounder/the pud/the fence post, prime the pump, pull rank/the pole/taffy/your own leg/your own weight, pump the python/the stump, punch the munchkin, putting Mr. Kleenex’s kids through college…
Q:
R: relish your hot dog, roll your own/the Bologna, roman helmet rumba, rope the pony/pope, round up the tadpoles…
S: salute the general, sample the secret sauce, season the meat, self-induced penile regurgitation, shake hands with the midget/your wife’s best friend, shake the sausage/snake, shine the pole/helmet/sword, shoot yourself in the foot/airplanes/for the moon/putty at the moon, chuck your corn, slam the spam/salami/ham/salmon, slap box the one-eyed champ/the cyclops, sling jelly, smack the salami, solo flight, spank the frank/monkey, spread the Mayo, squeeze cream from the Twinkie/the toothpaste/your cheese-dog, soldier’s joy, start a crotch fire, stir the batter/yogurt, stroke it/off, stroke the goat/dog/poke, strum the one-stringed guitar…
T: take a shake break/a few practice swings/a load off, tame the snake/hog/shrew, taunt the cyclops, tease the weasel, tenderize the tube steak, thread the needle, thump the pump, tickle elmo, tickle the pickle, toss off, toss the boss, tug the tapioca tube, tug of war with the baby arm, tune the antenna, tussle with the muscle…
U: unload the single-shot…
V: varnish the flagpole/banister, visit Rosie Palm and her five daughters…
W: wail away, walk the dog/willy the wonder worm, wallow in self-pity, wank, wank the snake, wash the meat, wax the weasel, whack off, whip the pony, whip your dripper/the stiff/up some cream, whitewash the fence, whittle the stick, whizzing jizzim, wiggle the worm, wind the jack-in-the-box, work willy/up a nice lather, wrestle the weasel, wring out the rope,
X,Y,Z: yank, yank the doodle/crank/plank/yam,

—Female Masturbation: beat the beaver, clap the clit, finger fuck, fluff the muff, get in touch with your feminine side, grease the gash, paddle the pink canoe, pet the poodle, rub one out, slam the clam, tickle the taco, two-finger tango, vagina monologue, vibing out, waxing the turtle shell,

Sexual, Coined by Others (continued):

Mating Ritual: General behavior performed by most members of a species in regards to mating. In non-human animals, this behavior is easily recognizable, such as the male Bowerbird decorating his nest with blue objects to entice a female or Albatrosses performing a dance with their partner.
Mating Strategy: Various tactics used to secure sex partners. These are usually employed by less desirable members of a species to compensate for their shortcomings, or to secure a mate who has a higher social value. Human Beta males do such things as develop senses of humor, secure high paying jobs, or date women who have children from another man. Beta females may employe such strategies as being more sexually aggressive than their more attractive counterparts, playing hard to get, or getting breast implants.
Mature: 1. What a woman mistakenly believes she and her sex partner are when she dates a man who is significantly older. 2. Used in porn and personal ads as a euphemism for old.
MBA: “Married but available.” Often used on alternative dating websites.
Meal On Wheels: Oral sex in a moving car. Synonyms: road head.
Meat Hound: One who has an insatiable appetite for man-meat. Synonyms: Cock Hound.
Meat Market: Any place where people go to show off their bodies and to shop for sex partners.
Mechanophila: A fetish for machines like cars, bikes, or gadgets.
Medical Play: Erotic, fetishistic behavior involving medical equipment. Often involves role playing as the dominant doctor/nurse and the submissive patient. This encompasses a wide range of acts, such as fake gynecological exams to administering enemas.
Medusa: An ugly woman who has the magical ability to turn a man’s dick to stone. Origins: From the Greco-Roman oracle cult in which followers built up immunities to snake venom and used the poison against their enemies.
Megalophilia: A fetish for large objects.
Melolagnia: A fetish for music. When a person becomes sexually aroused by music.
Melon Dive: Leaping face first into boobs. Similar to motor boating except it is often done without consent. A common move at strip clubs.
Melon Smuggler: A woman who wears outfits that mask the full splendor of her large breasts.
Ménage à Trois: Threesome. Origins: French for “household of three.”
Menglish: Coded language used by men to talk about sex and females in the presence of women.
Menstruation: Synonyms: aunt flo, aunt rosie, all’s not quiet on the waterfront, bleed, blood week, cracking an egg, curse of eve, drip, flying the red flag, holy week, monthlies, on the bun, on the rag, period, ragtime, red flag, riding the cotton pony, stop sign, tail flowers, the curse, the plague, the visitor, woman’s home companion,
The Menthol: Performing oral sex while chewing strong breath mints or gum in order to create a tingling sensation.
Merinthophilia: A fetish for bondage. Synonyms: vincilagnia.
Merkin: 1. A pubic wig. 2. Someone who tries to conceal her lasciviousness. Origins: Arising in the 1600s, these pubic wigs were used by prostitutes to conceal the marks of STDs like syphilis or herpes, or to replace pubic hair that had been shaved off to prevent genital lice. Merkins are currently used by topless dancers and actresses to prevent full-frontal exposure.
Metrophilia: A fetish for poetry.
Micro Fetish: A fetish for being small, or for engaging in sex play with small partners. This is often related to macro fetishes, as the person often enjoys imagining that he is small in comparison to his giant object of worship. Practitioners of this fetish often like to be smothered or crushed by various body parts of a larger partner. Often related to vore and crushing.
Micropenis, Microphallus: A penis that is 2.5 standard deviations below the average penis length for the age of the individual. A micropenis for an adult is around 7 cm or less.
Midnight Cowboy: A gigolo. Origins: The film by the same name is the only x-rated movie to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.
Mighty Mouth: A master of the art of oral sex. Synonyms: hoover.
MILF: “Mom I’d Like to Fuck.” Also a popular category of porn that describes women with voluptuous curves. Origins: Coined by the film American Pie.
Milking: The act of getting a man to ejaculate through hand stimulation. This can refer to a hand job that mimics the milking of a cow, or the milking of the prostate through anal stimulation.
The Milk Man’s Kids: Offspring who do not resemble their alleged biological father.
Mint: A perfect specimen of sexiness.
Missionary Position: The most basic sex position. The woman lies on her back while the man penetrates her from above. Synonyms: mish,
Mister Reliable: A vibrator.
Mixophilia: A fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage in sexual activity. This fetish often involves mirrors or sex tapes.
Mofo: “Mother fucker.”
Mojo: Masculine charm and charisma. The power that gives men the ability to seduce.
Money Shot: When a man ejaculates, especially on his partner’s face. So named as this is the one crucial shot in a porno. Synonyms: facial.
Monday Morning Rebound Syndrome: The regret that kicks in when you resume your professional life after a weekend of experimenting with various sexual taboos.
Monkey Wrench: When a dick is pulled back between a man’s legs and sucked off.
Monster Fetish: A fetish for a wide range of monstrous creatures. Practitioners of this fetish often enjoy the fantasy of being dominated by a monster. The romance book series, Twilight, created a whole generation of women who enjoy the fantasy of being dominated by werewolves and vampires.
Moobs: Man boobs.
Moose Knuckle: The lumpy bulge that appears when a man wears too tight of pants. Brother of the camel toe.
Moped: An embarrassing sex partner. So named because, like a moped, such a partner is fun to ride until your friends see you doing it.
Morning Wood: An erection a man has in the morning, usually as the body’s way of preventing him from urinating in his sleep.
Moses: A saint who does not mind having sex with, or performing cunnilingus on, a woman who is menstruating. So named because the prophet parted the “Red Sea.”
Mother Fucker: Someone who is dumb, desperate, or dirty enough to have sex with his own mother.
Motorboat: Rubbing your face between a woman’s boobs while imitating the noise made by an outboard motor.
Mouth is Mightier than the Sword: A proverb that proclaims that a man’s oral skills, both in his ability to charm and perform cunnilingus, do more to please a woman than a large penis.
Mowing the Backyard: Shaving one’s buttock.
Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Goodbar, Mr. Goodwrench, Mr. Winky: Penis.
MRS Degree: What a woman earns when she drops out of college to get married or to have a child.
Mud Flaps: Large, hanging ass cheeks.
Mud Shark: A white woman who dates black men.
Mud Whistle: A noisy and filthy anus.
Muff: Vagina
Muff Diver: A lesbian.
Muff Diving: Cunnilingus.
Multiple Body Parts: A fetish for sex partners with extra appendages, including breasts, orifices, penises, or limbs. Having multiple breasts may make a sex object seem hyper-female, just as multiple penises may make a male seem hyper masculine. Related to monster fetishes.
Mumbler: An attractive person. So named as it is impossible to tell what such a person is saying as their beauty is too distracting.
Mummification: A type of bondage in which the submissive partner is completely immobilized, often by being wrapped in materials like plastic wrap or being stuffed in a body bag.
Municipal Cockwash: A promiscuous woman: Synonyms: see slut
Mysophilia: A fetish for dirt or filth. Often a fetish for smelling or tasting items stained by human fluids. Such items could include underwear, soiled clothes, or a used tampon.
Mystery Bus: The bus that seems to arrive at a bar when you are drunk, whisking away all the ugly patrons and replacing them with attractive people.
Mystery Taxi: The taxi that arrives in the morning after a night of heavy drinking and replaces the attractive person you brought home with the troll who is sleeping in your bed.
Nacho: Perineum. So named as it is “not your” dick and “not your” asshole.
Nacho Salad: Orgy. A delicious, messy indulgence that can only be fully enjoyed by a group.
Narratophilia: A fetish for dirty talk, sex stories, or having conversations about sex.
Nasophilia: A fetish for noses. This includes an attraction to a specific type of nose or even a desire to penetrate a partner’s nostrils.
NBR: “No beers required.” A partner you would fuck without needing to be drunk.
Necrophilia: A fetish for human corpses.
Newcummer: A girl who just had her first confirmed orgasm.
Nipples: The pigmented and raised circles of skin at the center of breasts.
No Homo: A text-speak phrase intended to assert a male’s heterosexuality following a statement that might sound gay. Ex. “If I was a chick, I would totally have Bieber-fever. No homo.”
Non-Con: “Non-consensual” BDSM play. This may refer to rape or sex play in which either partner is aroused by the fantasy of a forced encounter.
Nooner: A quickie that occurs during the middle of the day. Also: lunch break, luncher
Nookie: Sex.
Normophilia: A fetish for acts that do not violate laws, social norms, or religious doctrine.
Novice: A newcomer to the fetish scene.
NSA: “No strings attached.” Used in personals ads to indicate the user is looking for casual sex.
Nubile: A young, attractive woman who has just reached sexual maturity.
Nubs: Small breasts.
Nullo: An extreme body modification fetish or paraphilia in which a person wants to have their genitals removed, or nullified. Similar to: amputation’amputee fetish, goro, vore, and orgasm denial.
Nut Huggers: Tight pants worn by a man.
Nuts: Testicles.
Nut Sack: Scrotum.
Nyotaimori: Serving food, usually sushi, on a naked body.
Nyctophilia: A fetish for darkness or the night. Synonyms: scotophilia
Nymphomaniac: One who is psychologically addicted too, or dependent on, sex. Synonyms: satyriasis, sex addict, uteromania.
Obscenity: What gives the judge, or the person deeming a thing obscene, an erection.
Objectum Sexuality, Objectophilia: A broad category of fetishes in which a person is sexually aroused by a specific class of physical objects like cars, monuments, or dolls.
Ochlophilia: A fetish for being in crowds.
Oculolinctus: A fetish for licking eyeballs.
Oculophilia: A partialism fetish that centers around the eyes.
Odaxelagnia: A fetish for biting.
Odontophilia: A fetish for teeth. This can manifest in a person liking to lick teeth, to leave bite marks, or to extract teeth.
O Face: The awkward face made while reaching orgasm. Origins: The film, Office Space.
An Old Fashion: A hand job.
Olfactophilia: A fetish for smells. Usually involves body odors.
Omelet: An absurd sex act in which you ejaculate in your partner’s ear, then fold it over.
One Hole too Many: A person who ruins her sex appeal by talking.
On the Blocks: A woman who is on her period. Like a car on the blocks, she is out of commission. Synonyms: Holy week,
One Night Stand: Having sex with a person without the encounter being extended into a relationship.
Omega Male: A male who has so little power, or influence, that his selection of potential mates is severely limited. Synonyms: loser.
Onion: A person who becomes increasingly less appealing, and possibly worse smelling, the more layers of clothes she removes.
Open Relationship: A non-monogamous relationship.
Ophidicism: A fetish for reptiles.
Orchitis: Inflammation of the testicles, which may be caused by a virus like mumps. Synonyms: didymalgia, testalgia
Oregon Trail: The trail of hair that leads to a dense, wet forest of pubes. A sure sign a woman does not shave. A common feature of hippie women or butch lesbians. Synonyms: Amazon trail.
Orgasm: The climactic sensation that occurs at the height of sexual arousal.
Orgasm Denial: A type of fetish play in which a dom teases the sub, but refuses to let him reach orgasm. This can include the use of such devices as a cock cage.
Orgy: Group sex. Synonyms: bunch punch, club sandwich, crew screw, daisy chain, fourgy, fuckathon, gang bang, group grope, nacho salad, run a train, team cream, three way
Osculate: 1. Kiss. 2. To touch.
Osmolagnia: A fetish for body odors like sweat or flatulence.
Outercourse: Dry humping or any form of non-penetrative sex. Usually refers to sexual rubbing in which the participants are still clothed. Related to frottage and zipper sparks.
Oviposition: A fetish for egg laying. An uncommon kink, sometimes found in the furry community and usually only satisfied by means of fantasy or animation.
Ozolagnia: A fetish for strong smells.
Pansexual: A girl who is open to any gender or most any kink when it comes to sex. Synonyms: trisexual
Painal: Painful anal sex.
Pain Play: A broad range of BDSM activities in which sexual pleasure is derived from inflicting or incurring pain.
Paint Brush: A wisp of pubic hair, usually on a woman. Similar to a landing strip, but smaller.
Painted Lady: Prostitute.
Paratrooping: Hunting for a sexual partner in an effort to secure a place to sleep for the night. Most often occurs when visiting a foreign city. Origins: The television show, How I Met Your Mother.
Paraphilia: Any sexual fetish that is classified as a disorder because of its extreme nature, because it is harmful, or because it violates a society’s mores or laws.
Pareunia: Sex.
Parthenophilia: A fetish for virgins.
Partialism: A fetish for specific body parts. This includes such fetishes as nasophilia, oculophilia, and podophilia.
Parting the Red Sea: Performing cunnilingus or having sex with a woman on her period. The saint who performs such an act is called, Moses. Synonyms: earning your red wings,
Pasadena Mudslide: An absurd sex act in which you defecate on your partner’s chest while she performs oral sex on you in a reclining position. The excrement becomes a mudslide if it is runny or when it mixes with the pool of body fluid generated by oral sex.
Patty Cake: When the two guys in a devil’s threesome high-five to prove they are not aroused by each other. Often occurs when the two males make eye contact.
PAWG: “Phat Ass White Girl.” A common porn category centered around thick white women who are often paired with black partners.
Paying the Rent: A form of prostitution in which sex is exchanged for goods or services, though the exchange is rarely explicit.
PDA: “Public display of affection.” Most often a crime of drunks and couples in the honeymoon phase of their relationship.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: An absurd sex act in which a person defecates on a menstruating vagina.
Pearl Necklace: A piece of jewelry created when a man ejaculates on his partner’s neck.
Pearl Tramp Stamp: When a man ejaculates on his partner’s lower back.
Pediophilia: A fetish for sex toys, specifically dolls.
Pecattiphilia: A fetish for sinning, as defined by your religious upbringing. Synonyms: hamartophilia.
Pecker: Penis.
Pecker Head: One who acts as though he thinks with his dick. Synonym: dick head.
Pederast: A pedophile, particularly one who engages in anal sex with a boy.
Pedophile: Humans incorrectly defined this as “One who engages in sexual acts with a child. Synonyms: pederast.” The roots of this word actually make its meaning: “fondness for children”, which basically includes any parent who wants/loves children, or anyone, such as grandparents, who enjoy spending time with children even when those children are not their own. Teachers, too, are pedophiles, by definition, at least when they enjoy teaching children.
Pegging: When a woman uses a strap-on dildo to anally penetrate another woman. Origins: Savage Love.
The Penguin: While preforming fellatio, the woman walks out of the room before the act is complete, leaving the man with his pants around his ankles, waddling after her.
Penicorn: A mythical penis. Often refers to the dick of a man who exaggerates the size or nobility of his dick. Also an idealized penis with a vibrating, clitoral stimulator sticking off the shaft like a unicorn’s horn.
Penis Elbow: Any arm injury or soreness that results from masturbating or giving a handjob.
Penis Humiliation: A fetish for receiving derogatory comments about the size and inadequacies of your penis.
Penis Puffer: One who sucks enough dicks as to be addicted to the act.
Penis Pump: A cylindrical pump that creates a vacuum to draw blood into the member. Excessive use can cause serious vascular damage.
Penivore: One whose sexual diet consists entirely of devouring penises.
Peodeiktophilia: An exhibitionistic paraphilia in which a man is aroused by exposing his penis to unsuspecting victims.
Perineum: The area of skin between the balls and asshole, or the vagina and asshole. Synonyms: bridge, chode, gooch, grundle, nacho, taint,
Permaboner: A constant boner. Usually the result of a particularly arousing experience as opposed to the medical condition, priapism.
Personalities: Breasts.
Perversion: “Just another form of art. It’s like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium.”—C.M. Stunich
Pervert, Perv: Someone with a fetish for deviant sexual behavior, as defined by the cultural context.
Pescatarian Fag: A heterosexual man who eats a lot of fish tacos but who can entice no women to gobble his sausage.
Pescatarian Porn: Pornography that contains only melons and fish tacos, but no red meat. Such porn is usually easier to stomach than more hardcore, male dominated porn.
Peter Pan: 1. An impotent penis, so named as it never wants to grow up. 2. An immature man who has the mentality of a boy.
Pet the Poodle: Female masturbation.
Phallophilia: A fetish for large penises. Similar: macrogenitalism.
Pheromone: Various chemicals animals secrete that influence the behavior of other members of the same species. These are often involved in attracting mates.
Philander: To engage in sexual affairs with a woman whom a man has no intention of marrying.
Philanderer: A man who seeks out sexual affairs with no intention of getting married.
Philemaphobia: A fear of kissing. Often stems from inexperience or a germ phobia.
Philter, Philtre: A love potion.
Phobophilia: A fetish for feeling afraid.
Phygephilia: A fetish for fugitives, or living as a fugitive. Similar to Hybristophilia.
Picasso Ass: When a woman wears too tight of panties or shorts, resulting in four distinct ass cheeks.
Pictophilia: A fetish for watching porn. Also, when one watches so much porn of the same act or person, he develops a fetish for that act or person.
Pig Roast: In a devil’s threesome when a large woman is performing fellatio on one man and is penetrated by another. Synonyms: Chinese Finger Trap.
Pig Sticking: Seeking out obese women to have sex with. Synonyms: hog hunting, whaling.
Pile Driver: A sex act in which the bottom partner balances her body atop her neck with her legs above her body. The man squats over her, angling himself down into her.
Pillow Biter: A girl who receives anal sex that is a little rougher than she was expecting, so she bites a/her pillow in order to muffle her screams (sex-cries).
Pillow Princess: A woman who enjoys receiving cunnilingus from men or women, but who does not reciprocate the act.
Pimp: A prostitute’s manager. Synonyms: aunt, hustler, mack, madame
Pimp Check: Informing a fuck buddy who starts to get attached, or who mistakes your situation for a relationship, that she has crossed a line.
Pink Posse: A group of girlfriends.
Pink Taco: Like a fish taco, but without the fishy taste.
Pin the Tail On the Donkey: During a devil’s threesome, the woman kneels doggy-style on the edge of the bed while wearing a blindfold or tucking her head under the bed sheets. The men take turns fingering, licking, or fucking her. This requires that the woman is more than comfortable with the idea of a threesome and that she trusts that neither man will play the guessing game, “Sheathed or unsheathed.”
Pinup, Pin-Up: A photo or glossy magazine picture of an arousing woman mean to be hung up for admiration. Often refers to a style of photography and burlesque that evokes the original pinup girls that were popularized during WWII. Synonyms: Bombshell.
Piquerism, Picquerism: A fetish for piercing, or penetrating, another person’s skin. People with this fetish often concentrate on piercing erogenous zones. Origins: from the French word piquer, or “to prick.”
Pirate Treasure: Feces that appears during anal sex, particularly when it contains golden nuggets of corn.
Piss: 1. The act of urinating. 2. Urine. 3. A state of anger comparable to that of being urinated on, as in, “I am pissed at that ass clown.”
Pitch a Tent: To get an erection.
Pitcher: The partner doing the penetrating. The top. The counterpart to a “catcher.”
Pit Job: When a man masturbates himself in a girl’s armpit (He thrusts his cock back and forth between her inner upper arm and the upper ribs near where her arm connects to her torso.)
Pity Fuck: Sex performed out of a sense of charity.
Plating: Defecating on a clear plate positioned over a person’s face. Similar to a glass bottom boat and a hot lunch.
Play Action Fake: Any move that tricks a woman into thinking that the man has climaxed in order for him to unsuspectingly ejaculate on her face. Often involves spit.
Player: A person who approaches seduction as a game.
Playing Hard to Get: A mating strategy in which a person artificially enhances her perceived social value by pretending to be uninterested in a pursuer, thus forcing the interested party to work for her affection. This ritual also allows the pursuer to demonstrate his social value by overcoming this resistance.
Playing the Skin Flute: Giving a blowjob with particular grace, rhythm, and light fingering.
Pliant: Flexible in body, or in mind, in relation to what a person will do in bed.
Plow: Sex.
Plushies: Those who have ursusagalmatophilia: Synonyms: Furries
Plushophilia: A fetish for stuffed animals. Synonyms: ursusagalmatophilia.
PNP: “Party n Play.” Used in personal ads to express a desire to do drugs, usually methamphetamines, during sex.
Pocket Pool: Male masturbation.
Podophilia: A partialism fetish that revolves around feet.
Poke: Sex.
Pole Smoker: Someone who is addicted to performing fellatio. Synonyms: penis puffer
Polyiterophilia: A fetish for group sex.
Polyphallic: Characterized by many phalluses. Often used in reference to art or sex toys.
Poon, Poonani, Poonany, Poontang: Vagina.
Poontang Plantation: Brothel.
Popcorning: During a movie date, the man unsuspectingly pokes a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag or bucket. He inserts his dick into the hole and waits for his date to discovery the buttery treat.
Popinjay: A braggart who excessively peacocks himself in an attempt to attract sex partners.
Pop the Cherry: Taking a woman’s virginity.
Poppers: Alkyl nitrites inhaled as recreational drugs, often to relax the anal sphincter prior to anal sex.
Popple: A young, attractive woman with a cute face who carries some extra weight, but who is still young enough that her fat is not offensive or marked with cellulite. Such women are prized because you can cuddle with them or roll them into a ball and bounce them about roughly without injuring them physically or psychologically. Origins: 1. The popular stuffed animal from the 1980s that could be rolled into a plush ball.
Porking: Sex with a partner who is large enough to be a farm animal.
Pornocchio: A person who lies about his porn watching habits.
Pornstache: A creepy mustache attributed to male porn performers in the 1970s.
Porn Storm: Pop-up windows that bombard a computer screen while the user is searching for free porn.
Possum: A sex partner who just lies there, as if dead, during sex. Synonyms: Intercorpse.
Postage Slot: A vagina that looks like a slit in the skin with none of the labia minora showing.
Pound: Sex.
Psychrocism: A fetish for being cold, or being with a partner who is cold. Also a fetish for cold objects such as snow, ice, or a frozen glass dildo.
Pregnancy Fetish: A common fetish for fertile woman who are visibly pregnant. This fantasy often focuses on swollen breasts and bellies. Related to impregnation fetish
Pregnant, Preggers, Prego: Synonyms: baby bound, belly up, in trouble, knocked up, loaded, one in the oven, pea in the pod, preggers, preggy, preggo, swallowed a watermelon seed, with child.
Premarital Sex: When religious people have sex before they are married a first time. Quote: “It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”—Matt Barry
Premature Ejaculation: A sexual dysfunction in when a man climaxes shortly before or after achieving penetration.
Premature Evacuation: Sneaking away in the wake of a one night stand.
Prepuce: The skin surrounding and protecting the head of the penis or the clitoris. Synonyms: foreskin.
Priapism: A painful medical condition in which the penis remains erect in the absence of sexual arousal. Synonyms: permaboner.
Prick: 1. Penis. 2. A dick head
Prick Peddler/Pusher: Gigolo.
The Princeton Rub: When two men rubs their penises together in a sexual manner. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks…
Privates, Private Parts: Genitals.
Procrasterbating: Procrastinating via masturbating.
Promiscuous: Possessing a liberal understanding of sexuality. Quote: “A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.”—Victor Lownes.
Prophylactic: A device or measure used to prevent the transmission of disease. Often refers to a condom.
Prostiboots: Boots that a streetwalker would wear.
Prostitute: One who accepts money in exchange for sexual favors. Synonyms: bachelor’s wife, call girl, company girl, courtesan, floosie, harlot, harpie, hooker, hoose bag, hustler, lady of the night, lizard lot, mattress, painted lady, pavement princess, sister of mercy, sporting girl, streetwalker, strumpet, tail, tart, vent renter, whore, window tapper, working girl.
Pubes, Pubic hair: Secondary hair that grows around human sex organs.
Pudding Pop: A penis after dirty, anal sex.
Pudendum: The external genital organs, especially those of a woman. Origins: From the Latin word, “pudre,” which means, “to make or be ashamed.”
Punch Drunk Love: Intense feelings of lust that interfere with your ability to think rationally.
Pug Noshing: Noisy and aggressive cunnilingus, comparable to the way a pug attacks a food bowl.
Pull the Goalie: To stop using various forms of birth control, usually in attempt to conceive a child.
Puma: A woman who is younger than a cougar, or who is not a MILF, but who still preys on younger men.
Puppet Show: A hand job that involves the giver telling a dirty story. A handjob given while watching a porno or while in a movie theater. A handjob performed while the giver talks about nonsexual things, such as describing her day or chatting on the phone with someone else.
Purple Mushroom: Created when an erect penis is pressed so hard into the inside of a person’s cheek during fellatio, that the outer skin creates a purple protrusion.
Pushing Rope: Attempting to penetrate an orifice with a semi-erect or limp penis. Origins, the TV show, Archer.
Pussy: 1. Vagina. 2. A man who is timid or scared.
Pussy Broom: Mustache.
Pussy Licking: Cunnilingus.
Pussy Magnet: 1. A man or object that naturally attracts positive, female attention. 2. Penis
Pussy Whipped: When a man’s actions are controlled by the prospect of sex with a particular woman.
Put Out: Sex.
Pweenis: A tiny penis. Synonyms: Weenis.
Pygmalionism: A fetish for a statue or a human-like image, especially a work that is of one’s own creation. Often involves rubbing oneself against a statue. Synonyms: agalmatophilia. Origins: The word derives from the character,
Pygmalio, in Greek mythology, who falls in love with an idealized image of a woman he carves out of ivory.
Pygophilia: A fetish for butts, specifically seeing, touching, or playing with a butt.
Pyrolagnia: A fetish for watching or setting fires.
Pyrophilia: A fetish for using fire or burning objects in sex play.
Quarterbacking: When defecating in a filthy toilet, one squats above the seat. So named as the person holding such a pose looks like a quarterback waiting for the snap.
Quatro Train: A foursome. Usage: riding the quarto train.
Queef: The noise that occurs when air that is trapped in the vagina rushes out, often during sex or soon after.
Queening: Sitting on a face as if it is a royal throne.
Queer: (literally: “odd/strange”) used in Inisfree to mean anyone who doesn’t have the sexual orientation the Founder of Inisfree prefers
Quickie: A sexual encounter that is short lived, often due to time constraints or to avoid detection.
Quick Lube: A quickie, particularly during lunch time. Non romantic sex needed to help one work more efficiently. Synonyms: nooner, lunch break
Quim: Vagina.
Racing Stripe: A line of pubic hair extending up from the top of the vagina. Variations: brazilian, landing strip, paintbrush.
Rack: Breasts.
Rainbow Kiss: Cunnilingus while a woman is on her period. Synonyms: earning your red wings, parting the red sea,
Raincoat: Condom. Synonyms: goulashes, slicker
Rake: One who is considered immoral, particularly due to his sexual lifestyle. Synonyms: Debauchee, libertine, rake, roue
Ram: Sex.
Randy: Horny.
Raptophilia: Being sexually aroused by the fantasy of raping another. Synonym: Biastophilia
Raw Jaw: A person who is known for performing oral sex. Synonyms: mighty mouth
Ray-Bans: When testicles are draped over a person’s eyes to provide complete protection from the sun and to make a fashion statement. Synonyms: Arabian goggles.
Rear Admiral: An absurd sex act in which the man mounts his partner doggy style, then yanks back her arms and pushes her face first around the floor as though he is captaining a small vessel.
Red Wings: A mark of distinction earned after performing cunnilingus on a woman who is menstruating.
Retifism: A foot fetish that revolves around shoes. Similar: altocalciphilia.
Reverse Cowgirl: A sex position in which the woman rides atop the man while facing away from him.
Reverse Missionary: Doggy-style in which the bottom lies on her stomach.
Reverse Swallow: When an anus ingests something, such as a condom or a sex toy lacking a flared base. This often requires a medical team to extract the object.
Rhabdophilia: A fetish for being beaten, flogged, or whipped.
Rhythm Method: Instead of using birth control or contraceptives, some religious people try to avoid pregnancy by only having sex at certain times of the woman’s menstrual cycle. Synonyms: Vatican Roulette
Rimmadonna: someone who enjoys giving or receiving rim jobs.
Rimming, Rim Job: Analingus.
Ring the (Back) Doorbell: When a man taps or gently presses the head of his penis against his partner’s anal sphincter, either to see if she is open for anal sex, or simply to help relax the anal muscles.
Road Head: Oral sex performed on the driver of a moving vehicle. Synonyms: meal on wheels.
Robotism, Robot Fetish: A fetish for robots, particularly using robots in sex play. This fetish may become more common with the rise of increasingly automated sex dolls.
Rod: Penis.
The Rodeo: When penetrating a partner from behind, the man does any number of things that will cause his partner to try and buck him off. The man attempts to maintain penetration with one hand around his partner’s waist and the other in the air. The instigating event can be anything from the man claiming he has an STD to his friends bursting in the room. Synonym: The Bronco.
Rod Rash: Chaffing on the shaft of the penis from overuse.
Rolling Dutch Oven: When a driver farts in a hot car and flips on the child safety locks to prevent his passengers from rolling down the windows to escape the smell.
Roman Helmet: When a limp dick and balls is draped over a person’s face, creating a war helmet.
Roman Shower: Vomiting on someone to heighten sexual arousal.
Roue: A rogue devoted to a life of pleasure and vice. Synonyms: debauchee, libertine, rake.
The Rowdy Roddy Pipper: While penetrating his partner from behind, the man puts his partner in a full nelson or any type of choke-hold.
Rubber: Condom.
Rubber Fuckie: A waterproof vibrator used during long baths. Some are actually shaped like rubber duckies.
Rub One Out: Masturbation.
Rufies, Rohypnol, R-2: The date rape drug some people drop in women’s drinks.
Rump Raid: Anal sex.
Rusty Trombone: Licking a man’s asshole while simultaneously giving him a hand job.
Ruttish: Characterized by excessive sexual desire. Synonyms: lascivious, libidinous, lustful, salacious.
Sadism: A fetish for dominating a submissive partner by inflicting physical, emotional, or psychological abuse.
Sadist: A person who is sexually aroused by administering pain to himself or others.
Saddlebacking: When two straight teenagers, endeavoring to preserve an evangelical girl’s virginity, engage in unprotected, anal intercourse. Origins: Coined in 2009 by the sex writer, Dan Savage, in reference to the Saddleback congregation of conservative pastor, Rick Warren.
Saddle Up: The initial act of anal sex.
Sadomasochism, SNM, S&M: A broad category of activities in which one partner derives sexual pleasure from administering or receiving psychological or physical pain.
Safe Word: A word or phrase that is uttered during fetishistic play to stop the action, particularly when the play becomes too painful or intense.
Saline Balls: Fetish play in which the scrotum is infused with a saline solution from an IV to make the testicles appear gigantic. The process takes around an hour, and the inflation lasts for a few days until the solution is fully absorbed into the body. The medical term is, scrotal inflation.
Salirophilia: A fetish for soiling the objects of one’s desire. This often manifests in a sex partner being coated in filth. Can be related to bukkake, urolagnia or coprophilia.
Salacious: Characterized by devious sexual desires or behaviors. Synonyms: indecent, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, lustful, prurient, scabrous, salacious
Salami: Penis.
Sandwich: When a woman is pressed between two men while being penetrated anally and vaginally. Synonym: DP.
Santorum: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. Origins: Dan Savage.
Sapiosexual: Attracted to intelligent people.
Sascrotch: The hairy crotch of a male or female that looks and smells as though it resides in the swamp.
Satyriasis: 1. A male’s uncontrollable sexual desires. 2. A neurotic condition in which men have sex with as many people as possible. Synonyms: gynecomania, nymphomania.
Sauce Shelf: Breasts. Cleavage.
Sausage Party, Sausage Fest: A gathering in which there are far more men than women.
Sausage Sandwich: Masturbating a penis between a woman’s breasts.
Scabrous: Sexually scandalous. Synonyms: indecent, salacious
Scat: Shit.
Scatophilia: A fetish for excrement.
Schlong: Penis.
Scopophilia: A fetish for being a voyeur.
Scoptophilia: An exhibitionistic fetish for watching a partner or yourself engage in sexual activity. May involve mirrors or a sex tape. Synonym: Mixophilia.
Score: Sex. (more precisely: when you feel you got lucky by getting to have sex; “I scored!”)
Scotophilia: A fetish for darkness or the night. Synonyms: nyctophilia
Scissoring, Scissor Fight: When two women intertwine legs and rub their vaginas together.
Screw: Sex.
Scrotum, Srote: The pouch of skin covering the testicles. Synonyms: ball bag, ball sack, nut sack, sack.
Scumbag: 1. A used condom. 2. A person whose value is comparable to that of a used condom.
Seduce: To purposefully entice another person to have sex.
Seducer, Seductress: One who seduces.
Seduction: The art of enticing someone to do what they secretly want to do—namely sex.
Semen, Seminal Fluid: The pasty, white goop ejaculated from the penis, containing spermatozoa. Synonyms: baby juice, bull gravy, buttermilk, cream, cum, dick juice, dick milk, ejaculate, glue, gravy, honey, hot milk, jam, jelly, jism, jizz, juice, load, love liquor, man oil, marrow, ointment, pudding, scum, seed, skeet, slime, soap, sperm, splooge, spume, spunk, swimmers, tallow, wad, white honey, yogurt,
Semen Sneeze: A sneeze that occurs during fellatio or after swallowing semen. A true semen sneeze ejects semen from the nose or mouth.
Semi: A semi-erection.
Sensualist: One devoted to sensations or the pursuit of carnal pleasures: Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist, sybarite
Seventy-One, 71: A 69 but with a finger stuck in each other’s ass.

Sex Synonyms; Synonyms for the Word “Sex”:

A: action, ass,
B: ball, bag, bang, bash the beaver, beat cakes/cheeks, beat the rug, beef injection, be intimate, belly ride, bisect the triangle, blanket drill, boing, boink, bone, bonk, breed, bump nasties, bump, bumper cars, bump uglies, bury the bone/weasel, bush patrol, butte the biscuit,
C: carnal knowledge, coitus, consummate, copulation, couple up,
D: dance the mattress jig, dick diving, dicking, diddle, dip the wick, do it, disappearing cane trick, do the deed, do the funky chicken, do the laundry, do the nasty,
E:
F: feed the kitten, fiddle, fix her plumbing, flesh session, fog the windows, fornicate, four-legged frolic, freak, fuck,
G: get a piece, get biblical, get into her pants, get it on, get laid, get lucky, get one’s noodle wet, get an oil change, get physical, get some, get some ass, get your dick wet, get your pole polished, give it up, go all the way, go at it, go to bed with, go to the bone yard, go to town, greet and meat, grind, grind one’s tool,
H: hanky panky, have relations, hide the ferret/Nazi/salami, hit it, hit skins, horizontal mambo, horizontal tango, hump,
I: intercourse,
J: jackhammer, joined at the groin, joy ride, jump your bones,
K: kicking the tires, knock boots,
L: lay, lay pipe, lie with, lock crotches, love,
M: make babies/it/love/whoopee, make sexy time, mate, mess around, mingle limbs, mount,
N: nail, nooky, nookie,
P: park your yacht in hair harbor, peg, piece of ass, piece of tail, pin, plow, plug, poke, polish your pole, pork, pound, pump,
Q:
R: rail, ram, ride, ride the flagpole, roll in the hay, romp,
S: sexual congress, sexual relation, score, screw, shack up, shag, sink the sausage, slay, sleep with, slide into home, spelunking, squat jumps in the cucumber patch, squatting on the hog, stable my stallion, stuff,
T: tap that ass, thread the needle, tumble,
U:
V:
W:
X,Y,Z:
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Sexual, Coined by Others (continued):

Sexercise: 1. Using sex as a workout. 2. Exercising in a way that resembles sex or which induces a coregasm. Often done unintentionally with exercise equipment sold on an infomercial: thigh master, shake weight, fitness ace power.
Sexcellence: sexual excellence.
Sexercism: Having sex with a new partner in order to remove the demon of guilt and the emotional baggage leftover from the horrible death of a previous relationship.
Sex Machine: 1. One who is as efficient as the energizer bunny when it comes to sex. Origins: a James Brown song by the same name. 2. A mechanized sex toy often used exclusively for penetration. Many of these machines are homemade. Similar: drilldo
Sexomnia: Like sleepwalking, but instead of taking a stroll the sleeping person has sex. Synonyms: Somnophilia.
Sexpert: an expert when it comes to sex.
Sex-reassignment surgery, SRS: the reconstruct of a person’s genitals to more accurately reflex the sex they identify with. Synonyms: Bottom Surgery
Sextasy: 1. The state one achieves right after fulfilling a sexual fantasy. 2. Taking the drugs, Viagra and ecstasy, simultaneously.
Sexting: Sending sexual text messages or images electronically.
Shaft: Penis.
Shag: Sex.
Shagable: Fuckable. Attractive.
Shame Shower: A shower to remove the physical and emotional remnants of a filthy and regrettable sexual experience.
Shark Fin: The impression of a woman’s vagina as seen through her swimming suit or wet suit.
Shark Week: During a devil’s threesome, one man lies on a bed with his head at the edge of the mattress. The woman then lies on him in the 69 position. The second man mounts her from behind in a standing doggy-style position. This move mimics the feeding frenzy and uninhibited orgy that occurs after sharks converge on a whale carcass. It also brings the standing man dangerously close to having his dick chomped by the bottom man. Anal sex will reduce the risk of the top man’s balls slapping the bottom man’s forehead, but it increases the risk of santorum dripping on the bottom man’s forehead.
Sharking: when a girl accidentally lets the male she is giving a blowjob to feel her teeth on part of his penis
Sheila: Chick. Woman. Origins: Australian.
Shirley Temple: When any type of clear soda is poured in a menstruating vagina during cunnilingus.
Shit: Feces. The second most popular American curse word after fuck.
Shit Canned: Fired
Shit Dick: 1. A penis coated in santorum after anal sex. 2. A dirty fucker.
Shit Faced: So drunk that you could have shit on your face and would not notice.
Shit Head, Shit for Brains: Anyone who behaves as though his brain is composed of fecal matter.
Shit Hole: 1. An asshole, in both senses of the word. Synonyms: shit ass, shit bag, shit bagger, shit pipe, shit spitter, shit stain… 2. A low quality place or dwelling.
Shit House: Bathroom.
Shitty: A situation that is as unsavory as dealing with a pile of excrement.
Shocker: Inserting your pointer and middle finger in a woman’s vagina while sliding a pinky in her ass. Synonyms: two in the pink and one in the stink,
Shop Vacuum: A mouth that is capable of slurping up a wide variety of penises. Particularly, a mouth that can simultaneously accommodate a dick and balls.
Short and Curlies: Pubic hair.
Shrimping: Sucking or licking toes.
Side Boob: When the side of a boob is exposed in a revealing outfit.
Siderodromophilia: A fetish for trains. Often involves having sex while on a train.
Sideways Smile: 1. Ass crack. 2. Vagina.
Significant Other, SO: A politically correct term used to refer to a sexual or romantic partner, including a boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, or husband.
Sitophilia: A fetish for food. Often involves incorporating food into sexual foreplay.
Simba, The Lion King: When a man anoints a person’s forehead with his semen, then smears it across her face with his penis. Origins: In The Lion King when Rafiki anoints Simba with the juice from his ball-shaped fruit.
Sin Hole: A vagina, particularly one belonging to a woman who believes premarital sex or carnal pleasure is evil.
Sixty-Eight, 68: When one partner receives oral sex without returning the favor. He owes her one.
Sixty-Nine, 69: A sex position that allows for both partners to simultaneously give and receive oral sex. Synonyms: doubleheader, flip-flop, head over heels, loop de loop,
Size Queen: One who is obsessed with penis size, to the point where this is a main criteria for having sex with, or dating, a man. A popular label used in the pornosphere.
Skank: A promiscuous woman.
Skeet: Semen.
Skid Marks: Shit stains left on underwear, or on bed sheets during sex. Synonyms: racing stripes.
Ski Poles: During a devil’s threesome, the woman simultaneously pumps both men’s erections with her hands.
Skull Fuck: Used to describe rough or forced fellatio. Often used as a threat to use an enemy’s corpse for sexual gratification.
Skuntch: A skanky cunt.
Slave: A submissive partner who has an ongoing relationship with a dominant master.
Slhore: A slutty whore. Similar: Slunt
Slime Fetish: A fetish for slimy substances, which often takes the form of tentacles. Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: goo fetish
Slob on the Knob: Fellatio.
Slore: A slut/whore.
Slot B: Asshole.
Slumming: Engaging in a relationship or having sex with someone below one’s social class.
Slump: An extended period without sex. Synonyms: Dry Spell.
Slump Buster: A sex partner whose primary purpose is to end an extended period without sex.
Slunt: A slutty cunt. Similar: slhore.
Slurry Bucket: A vagina or anus large enough to accommodate a hand.
Slut: The most popular American term for a promiscuous woman. Synonyms: adultera, alley cat, bangster, bed bunny, bimbo, bitch, cum dumpster, cum guzzler, cum slut, cum tart, eager beaver, floozie, hobby horse, ho, hoe, ho bag, hoozie, hooze bag, hussy, loose, nympho, meat hound, sexpot, skank, slore, slot job, slut bag, stray, tramp…
Slut Shaming: The counterproductive cultural practice of characterizing promiscuous females as evil or morally corrupt in order to discourage women from being as sexually forward as males.
SMD: “Suck my dick.” Often used as an insult in text-speak.
Smegma: A mixture of shed skin sells, body oil, body fluids and various other funky material that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis, and in the folds of the labia minora. Origins: the Greek word for soap, smēgma. Synonyms: dick cheese.
Smexy: Smart and sexy.
Snail Trail: The glistening trail of dried semen that often appears inside a man’s underwear after he becomes aroused or ejaculates. The trail resembles the silvery tracks left by a snail.
Snape: Snuggle rape. When one person snuggles an unwilling or unconscious partner.
Snatch: Vagina given to pocketing items, like penises or semen.
Sneezing Fetish: A fetish for watching others sneeze, usually while naked. This may be related to the fact that sneezing is involuntary and can not be faked, as well as the fact that sneezing triggers some of the same nerves as an orgasm. Often related to tickling.
Snow Balling: Spitting semen from one mouth to another. May occur a number of times.
Snuff: A paraphilia that centers around the fantasy of killing or being killed. Related to: amputation/amputee fetish, body modification fetish, goro, medical fetish, nollo, non-con, pain play, vore, necrophilia
Snuggle: To hold or embrace. Synonyms: cuddle, croodle…
SO: “Sex offender.” Used in prison to designate a certain class of offender. Similar to: kidmo.
Sodomite: One who participates in sexual acts, particularly anal sex, that are considered deviant by the surrounding culture. Synonyms: brown hatter, bugger, bum fucker, butt fucker, corn holer, gut butcher, gut fucker, gut scratcher, gut stuffer, shit stirrer, stern chaser, stuffer, turd burglar,
Solicitation: The act of selling or seeking sex for money. Synonyms: yard sale.
Somnophilia: A fetish for asleep or unconscious sex partners. Synonyms: sleeping princess syndrome.
Sounding: The act of inserting something into the urethra to inflict a mixture or pleasure and pain. Derived from the medical practice of removing blockage and clearing up urination issues. Often performed by using medical grade sounding rods made of steel. Sounding enthusiasts have branched out, using a variety of objects, including such seemingly painful and harmful objects and toothbrushes or glass. Synonyms: urethra play
Soup Kitchen: A hobo orgy, often performed in a confined space. Origins: The movie, The Other Guys.
Spank the Monkey: Male masturbation.
Special Purpose: Penis. Origins: The film, The Jerk.
Spectrophilia: A fetish involving the fantasy of having sex with ghosts.
The Sphinx: A bikini wax in which all pubic hair is removed. Synonyms: full bikini wax.
The Spiderman: An absurd sex act in which a man ejaculates in his hand then flings the semen at his partner.
Spider Webbing: When semen shoots from an ass after anal sex.
Spill one’s Seed: 1. Sex. 2. To ejaculate.
Spinner: A petitie woman who could easily be spun around a dick during sex. This especially refers to small strippers who can twirl around the pole with ease. In porn, women with this body type are often branded as “teens,” no matter what age they are.
Spit Fuck: Sex using only saliva as lubricant.
Spit Game: A blatant attempt at verbal seduction.
Spit Roast: A threesome sex act in which the bottom partner is being penetrated from behind by one man while performing fellatio on another man. Synonyms: hog roast
Splooge: Semen.
Sploshing: Splashing watery foods on one’s self or a partner as an act of foreplay or for sexual gratification.
Spread Eagle: When a person’s legs are spread, forming a V shape.
Spunk: Semen.
Spunk Bucket: 1. Slut. 2. Vagina. 3. Asshole
Squashing: A fetish for being squashed by another partner.
Squirt: When a female ejaculates.
Squirter: A woman who ejaculates.
Stag Party: A guys night or bachelor’s party. These gatherings exclude wives and girlfriends, but often includes strippers, prostitutes, and/or promiscuous women.
Starfish: Asshole. Variations: chocolate starfish
Starfish Trooper: One who enjoys licking the assholes of those who have never engaged in anal play. Usually refers to a slutty girl. Also, ass-tronaut
STC, STP: Sexually-Transmitted Cure, and Sexually-Transmitted Power
STD, STI: Sexually-Transmitted Disease, and Sexually-Transmitted Infection (and both are actually myths perpetuated by insecure government agents; there are no communicable/transmittable diseases)
Steely Dan: 1. A metal vibrator. 2. Penis. Origins: Naked Lunch.
Stench Trench: A smelly vagina.
Stiffie: Erection.
Stigmatophilia: A fetish for body piercings. (which is not allowed in our realm)
Stinker: Asshole.
Stomach Pancakes: Created when a man ejaculates on his, or his partner’s, stomach.
Straight: Heterosexual.
Stranger: When a man sits on his hand until it falls asleep, then uses the hand to masturbate so it feels like a stranger is touching him.
Stranger on the Rocks: Similar to the stranger, except a man numbs his hand in ice water.
Strap-On: A detachable phallus, often used during girl-on-girl sexual encounters.
Street Taco: A cheap treat a man picks up on the street to satisfy his overwhelming hunger. Street tacos can cause regret, vomiting, bacterial infections, and even death. Similar: New York Fish Taco.
Stride of Pride: When a person is proud of who he had sex with the night before, to the extend that he parades around in the disheveled clothes he wore out the previous night. Similar: walk of shame.
Strumpet: Slut.
Stud, Stud Muffin: An alpha male.
Stuff: Sex.
Submissive, sub, subbie: One who derives sexual pleasure from yielding control to a dominant partner.
Succubus: A demon woman who sucks the life-force from a man.
Suck Ass: When something is compared to the awfulness of performing analingus on a dirty asshole.
Suck Face: Kiss.
Suck Off: Fellatio.
Sugar Daddy: A wealthy man who financially provides for a much younger, and considerably more attractive sex partner.
Sugar Baby: The benefactor of a sugar daddy. Synonyms: gold digger, prostitute,
Sugar Lumps/Plumbs/Tits: Small, but appetizing, breasts.
Sugar Momma: An older woman who financially provides for her younger sexual partners.
The Superman: An absurd sex act that begins when a girlfriend or wife chooses sleep over sex. The man discretely ejaculates on his sleeping partner’s back. When she wakes in the morning, the bed sheet will be glued to her back like Superman’s cape.
Surfing: Having sex with an obese woman. So named because of the waves of flesh, the feeling of being unbalanced, and the fear of being crushed.
Surfing the Crimson Tide: 1. When a woman is menstruating. 2. Having sex with a woman who is menstruating.
Swamp Ass: Sweaty ass cheeks.
Swamp Donkey: An unattractive person.
Swan Sauce: A sweaty liquid of body fluid and dead skin that accumulates around the vagina.
Sweater Meat: Breasts, particularly ones that are protruding from beneath a sweater.
Swimmer’s Ear: When so much semen gets in an ear, there is a legitimate concern of developing an infection.
Swimming in the Red Sea: Sex with a woman on her period. Synonyms: Cherry Dip,
Switch Hitter: Bisexual. Usually a male bisexual as he has a “bat” to play with.
Swoop & Scoop: When a woman runs a hand down a man’s chest, then cups his crotch, usually as a means of checking his penis size.
Sword: Penis.
Sword Fighting: 1. When two boys simulate a sword fight with their urine streams. 2. When two men rub their dicks together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, tummy sticks
Sybarite: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, hedonist, sensualist.
Sybian: A powerful, mounted vibrator that women straddle. Made famous by Howard Stern.
Symphorphilia: A fetish for disasters or car wrecks, particularly watching or causing them.
Syphilis: A venereal disease. Synonyms: French gout, ladies’ fever, lifelong companion, Neapolitan bone ache, siff,
Taco: Vagina. Synonyms: fish taco, pink taco
Tadpole: Man who dates older women. Synonyms: cub.
Tag: Sex.
Taint: Perineum. It ain’t your dick and it ain’t your asshole. Synonyms: Nacho.
Taking the H/B Train to J Town: A handjob or a blowjob.
Talent: A woman’s physical beauty. Often used as a coded Menglish term when men are describing the quality of attractive women at a party, bar, or strip club.
Talent Scouts: Men who stand on the fringes of social gatherings staring at women without bothering to mingle or to conceal their intentions.
Tallywhacker: Penis
Tamakeri: Ball busting.
Tampon: Synonyms: man hole cover, mouth mattress, pleasure garden padlock, red flag,
Tank-Top Bodybuilder: A man who only works out his vanity muscles on his upper body and who has slender, feminine legs.
Tanorexia: A disease in which no matter how tan a person becomes, she thinks she must be tanner to be attractive.
Tantalolagnia: A fetish for being sexually teased.
Taphephilia: A fetish for being buried alive.
Tap that Ass: Sex.
Tard: Abbreviation for a mentally retarded person.
Tart: Slut.
Teabag: When testicles are placed in a mouth or on a face for pleasure or as a prank. The victim of this prank is often the first person to fall asleep or pass out at a party filled with the type of dick bags who like to take photos of their genitals in a friend’s mouth.
Team Cream: Orgy.
Technophilia: A fetish for technology, which usually centers around cyborgs, robots, and sex machines. This fetish is often related to other fetishes, such as replacing an amputated limb with a machine, or having sex with a robotic sex doll.
Telephonicophilia: A fetish for phone sex or dirty talk.
Temptress: A woman who derives pleasure from getting men to engage in deviant activities, like cheating.
A Ten: A perfect specimen of masculinity or femininity.
Ten Pin: A woman who has an hourglass figure and who would score a perfect ten if her beauty were judged in the Olympics.
Ten Pinter: Someone who you would only consider having sex with after ten pints of beer.
Tentacle Fetish: A fetish for tentacles, often depicted in hentai or other forms of animated erotica. Origins: Tentacle porn derived from a Japanese folktale and has since become popularly depicted in hentai. In these henati scenes, characters often suffer from “tentacle rape,” in which tentacle-like-protrusions from a plant, animal, or monster force themselves on a victim.
Tequila Golden Shower: When a person takes a shot of gold tequila which is promptly chased by being showered in urine.
Teratophilia: A fetish for deformed or monstrous people. Synonyms: dysmorphophilia.
Testalgia: Any type of testicular pain or an inflammation of the testicles. Similar medical conditions include orchitis and didymalgia. Synonyms: blue balls, hot rocks, love nuts, stone ache
Testicles: Male gonads housed in the scrotum. Synonyms: ballocks, balls, bangers, bird’s eggs, clangers, cojones, cullions, danglers, eggs, family jewels, glands, goolies, jewels, love apples, marbles, nards, nuts, plums, pounders, rocks, seeds, stones, swingers
Textrovert: One whose social skills, and ability to flirt, are limited to texting.
Thesauromania: A fetish for collecting women’s clothes. This usually involves collections of panties or undergarments.
Thigh Gap Porn: Porn that features women who are either so skinny or muscular that a gap forms above their thighs and below their vagina.
Three-Hole Par: A sex session that utilizes a woman’s mouth, vagina, and anus.
Threesome: Group sex with three people. Synonyms: Triolism/Troilism
Thunder Cunt: A woman who is so violent and threatening that it would not be surprising if her vagina carried an electric charge.
Tickle Torture: A form of BDSM in which a submissive partner is tickled, often while being bound.
Tickling Fetish: A fetish for being tickled or for tickling submissive partners. Tickling often triggers some of the same muscles as orgasms. Also, some tickling enthusiasts see the act as an expression of intimacy. Others simply enjoy torturing a partner or seeing their partner cry from forced laughter.
Tiger Stripes: Stretch marks. These are as common a sighting at strip clubs as tramp stamps. When they appear around a woman’s stomach, they are a good indicator the woman has, or had, a child.
TILF: “Teacher I’d like to fuck.”
Timophilia: A fetish for wealth. Similar to chrysophilia.
Tinkering Under the Hood: Cunnilingus, with specific attention paid to working under the clitoral hood in order to get the engine running properly.
Titanic: A large woman who goes down on a man their first time out.
Tittoo: Tattoo on the breast, particularly around the nipples.
Tits, Tittys: Boobs.
Titty Bar: A strip club.
Titty Fuck: When a dick vigorously slides up and down between a pair of boobs. Often involves large boobs and lube.
TNA: “Tits and Ass.” Commonly used to refer to softcore media.
Toilet: Synonyms: altar room, bath, bathroom, chamber of commerce, facilities, gentlemen’s room, ladies’ room, little boy’s/girl’s room, loo, marble palace, men’s/women’s room, pot, powder room, restroom, sandbox, shit house, shitter, washroom, water closet, whiz stand.
Token Resistance: When a woman claims she cannot have sex with a man right before she has sex with said man in order to preserve the illusion that she is not promiscuous.
Tongue Punch: An invasive act performed by the tongue that is often unwanted. It can be used to describe abrasive kissing, cunnilingus, or rimming.
Tonsil Exam: Fellatio.
Tool: 1. One who is too stupid to realize he is being used. 2. Penis.
Toolbox: The tools a man uses to get under a woman’s hood and attempt to rev her engine. Specifically, the dick and balls.
Tooth Whitening Treatment: When a man ejaculates in his partner’s mouth.
Top: The person who penetrates the bottom partner. Also, the dominant partner in a fetishistic relationship.
Top’s Disease: When a dominant partner believes the control and power he wields during fetish play extends to other areas of his life. Often occurs when a top believes a bottom is actually inferior, as opposed to just assuming a submissive role.
Top Heavy: When a woman’s bust measurements exceed her hip measurements.
The Tortoise: Any sexual act performed on a person whose pubic area is as smooth as a tortoise shell. As in Aesop’s fable, you get there before the hare (hair) does.
Tossing a Salad: Analingus Licking an asshole. Origins: From the urban legend of male prisoners using condiments during analingus to mask the taste, to enhance the pleasure of the act, or to degrade the licker.
Town Bike: Slut. Everyone gets to ride her.
Tramp: Slut.
Tramp Stamp: A tattoo on the lower back of a woman that symbolizes her willingness to act impulsively, such as getting a trendy tattoo or having a one night stand.
Transformation Fetish, TF: A fetish for transforming or changing people into other people, objects, or creatures. This sexual fantasy is often limited to depictions in hentai and other forms of animated porn, though some body-modification enthusiasts do try to physically transform themselves into non-human creatures. Sub-genres of transformation fetish include: human-animal TF, object TF, gender TF, cock TF, and combining TF.
Treasure Trail: The line of pubic hair extending down from the belly button to the wider patch of pubic hair. If this appears on a woman, it is a sure sign that she does not trim her pubic hair. Synonym: happy trail,
Trichophilia: A fetish for hair.
Trick: 1. A prostitute. 2. The sex acts a prostitute performs to get paid.
Triolism/Troilism: 1. Threesome. 2. A fetish for threesomes, or for watching your partner have sex with another person.
Tripsolagnophilia: A fetish for getting or giving massages.
Trisexual: A person who will try anything when it comes to sex.
Trojan Horse: When a man covertly slips off his condom during intercourse in order to secretly unleash his soldiers inside his partner.
Tug Job: A hand job.
Tummy Sticks: A kind of naked dry humping in which two men rub their erections on each other. Origins: The film, Wedding Crashers. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting…
Tuna Can: A short, thick penis that resembles a can of tunafish.
Tuna Melt: Cunnilingus on a woman after she has received a creampie.
Turkish Water Boarding: A threesome sex position that is a mix between water-boarding torture, Chinese water torture, and a Turkish bathhouse with a zany twist. One man lies on the bed with his head near the headboard. His face is covered with a pillow, bed sheet, or towel. The woman mounts the man in the cowgirl position. The second man stands over the first man’s head with his back to the wall while receiving fellatio sex from the woman. The torture part comes when body fluids drip from the standing man onto the fabric covering the bottom man’s face.
Turn Tricks: Provide sexual pleasure for profit.
Turtle Head: When a turd begins to poke out of an asshole.
Twat: Vagina.
Two-Dick Mouth: A mouth large enough to comfortably accommodate two dicks simultaneously.
Two in the Pink and One in the Stink: Inserting two fingers in a vagina and one in the asshole. Synonyms: The shocker.
Two Squeezes: A nonverbal signal between fetish players, often used by a gagged partner, to signal that everything is alright.
Ugly Duckling Syndrome: An attractive person who bloomed late in life and still has the personality of an ugly person. Often used to describe an attractive person who is uncommonly nice or who dates people far less attractive.
Umbrella: While fisting an orifice, the fist blossoms open like an umbrella’s spines.
Umlauts: Breasts. Specifically, breasts of Germanic origin.
Unbirthing: The sexual fantasy of crawling into a vagina. Particularly popular among furries and hentai enthusiasts. Sometimes associated with voraphilia, in which a person fetishizes the idea of being ingested. Pop-culture references: Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box”: “Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back.”
Unbutton the Mutton: To take out one’s penis.
Uncle Fucker: An incestuous girl who fucks her father’s brother.
Unclog the Drain: Female masturbation.
Under Boob: The underside of a perky set of boobs that is exposed despite the nipples being covered.
Underwear Fetish: A fetish for underwear. This usually involves men who like to smell, wear, or collect unwashed panties.
Unrequited Love: Love that is unreciprocated. Also, the only type of love that endures.
Upper Decker: When you defecate in a toilet’s water-tank. Often a kind of ticking shit-bomb planted as revenge during a party.
Up Skirt: The view up a woman’s skirt. Often refers to the illegal practice of obtaining such a view without the woman’s consent.
Urethra: The tube that transports urine out of the bladder. Also, in men, the pathway through which seminal fluid is ejaculated.
Urethra Play: The act of inserting objects into the urethra to inflict a mixture or pleasure and pain. Synonyms: Sounding.
Urinate: To empty the bladder. Synonyms: bleed the liver, drain the lizard, drain the radiator, drain the snake, leak, make water, number one, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, shake the dew off the lily, see a man about a horse, spring a leak, squeeze the lemon, syphon the python, take a leak, take a piss, tinkle, water the horses, wee, wee-wee, whiz, wring out a kidney, wring your sock out
Urine: What is emptied from the bladder.
Urolangia: A fetish for watching others drink urine.
Urophilia: A fetish for being urinated on or for urinating on another. Variations: golden shower.
Ursusagalmatophilia: A fetish for teddy bears. Also, a fetish for dressing up in animal costumes. A form of plushophilia, which is a fetish for stuffed animals. Variations: furries, plushies.
Urtication: A BDSM practice of using nettles to sting a partner’s skin, causing them to develop hives. The practice was once used to treat paralyzed body parts.
Uteromania: Unbridled sexual desire in a woman. Synonyms: nymphomania.
Uterus: Where fetuses develop in the female of most mammalian species. In human females, the uterus is bookended by the cervix, which opens into the vagina, and by two fallopian tubes.
Uxorious: Showing excessive or submissive affection or fondness toward one’s wife.
Vacation Amnesia: 1. When you cannot recall what, or who, you did while on vacation without your significant other. 2. Completely cutting off all communication with a person you shared a romantic encounter with while on vacation.
Vacuum Beds/Cubes: A sex toy used in BDSM, bondage play, and by latex fetishists. A person is vacuum-sealed in one of these latex beds or cubes, leaving them breathing through a tube and completely unable to see, hear, or move.
Vagina: ace of spades, adam’s cave, altar of love, axe wound, baby gap, baby incubator, bacon strips, bear claw, bearded clam, beaver, blackberry, box, bush, cabbage patch, cake, canal street, candle holder, catcher’s mitt, cavern, cellar door, clam burger, cleft, cock dock/holder/socket, cockpit, coochy, coonskin cap, cooter, cooze, crack, cranny, crawl space, crease, crevice, crotch, crumpet, cunt, danglers, dick storage unit, divine scar, downtown, dugout, eel skinner, fanny, female parts, fish taco, flower, fly trap, foofoo, fort bushy, front butt, fur, fur burger/box/pie, furrow, fuzz, kitty, gash, growler, gully hole, hair pie, hairy harmonica, ham wallet, harbor of hope, holiest of holies, honey hole, honeypot, hooha, hot pocket, juice box, kangaroo pouch, kitten, kitty, lady bits/parts, lotus blossom/patch, love canal/pudding/tunnel, lower lips, mailbox, manhole, mark of the beast, meat grinder, Medusa, Miss Nancy, muff, nanner, naughty/prick purse, panty hamster, pink taco, pleasure pit, pocket, poon, poonany, poontang, postage slot, powder box, pudding pot, pussy, quim, rabbit hole, sascrotch, sideways smile, sin hole, skin chimney, slash, slit, slot, slurry/spunk bucket, snapper, snatch, sperm sponge, stab wound, stench trench, taco, tamale, trim, tulip, tuna taco, tunnel of love, twat, vag, vagine, va-j-j, vertical smile, whisker biscuit, whispering eye, wizard’s sleeve, the y, yoni/yawne, Yucatán Peninsula, zipper
Vagina Dentata: Latin for toothed vagina. Origins: From various folktales and urban legends originally used to discourage men from forcing women to have sex or from having sex with foreign women.
Vagina Extender/Tightener: When a woman grips her partner’s penis during penetration, fostering the illusion that her vagina is tighter and/or deeper, or to prevent the man from pulling out when he ejaculates.
Vagina Spaghetti: A hairy vagina coated in menstrual blood.
Vagitarian: One whose sexual urges are satisfied almost exclusively by performing cunnilingus on others.
Vajabond: A man who wanders from vagina to vagina, never settling in one for too long.
Va-j-j, Vajayjay, Vajaja, Vjayjay: Vagina. Origins: Oprah.
Vajazzle: A bedazzled vagina that looks as though it has erupted with a sparkling STD. It is not advisable to have sex with such a vagina as the rhinestones can cause serious injury. Like most lingerie, such ornaments make the person wearing this decor feel sexy, but they serve little practical purpose.
Vanilla: Mainstream sexual acts or couples.
Vart: A vaginal fart. Synonyms: queef.
Vasopressin: A hormone that, among other things, influences pair bonding and mate guarding in some mammals.
Vatican Roulette: The rhythm method of birth control.
V Card: Membership into the virgin club. One voids his v card the first time he has sex.
Venery: The search for or achievement of sexual ecstasy.
Ventriloquist: A woman who can queef on command.
Vertical Smile: Vagina.
Viagra: The first and most famous pill approved by the FDA for treating erectile dysfunction. Synonyms: the little blue pill.
Vibrator: Any sex toy that stimulates a clitoris by vibrating. A vibrator can be a dildo, but not all dildos vibrate. Synonyms: crotch rocket, love wand, magic wand, magic stick, marital aid, Mr. Fantastic, rubber fuckie, steely dan, weed wacker,
Vicarphilia: A fetish for living vicariously through others. Often involves listening to other people’s sexcapades.
Vick’s Vaporlove: Using Vick’s Vaporub to masturbate or as lube during sex.
The Viennese Oyster: From her back, the flexible bottom partner crosses her feet behind her head while the man penetrates her.
Vincilagnia: A fetish for being bound or tied up. Often involves a desire to feel at the mercy of another. Synonyms: merinthophilia.
Virgin: One who has yet to have sex.
Virile: Masculine. Filled with male energy.
Voluptuary: One who is devoted to the pursuit of carnal pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, sybarite
Voluptuous: An adjective that is used to describe a curvy woman with large breasts and or a large ass, but not to the point of being fat or misshapen.
Voyeur, Voyeurism: A fetish for spying on others, particularly their sexual activities.
V-Point Relationship: A polyamorous relationship in which two people have a sexual relationship with the same person, but not with each other.
Vulva: The vagina, clitoris, and labia.
Vulvodynia: Chronic vulvar pain, particularly during sex.
Wail Away: Vigorous masturbation.
Walk of Shame: The walk home after sleeping at a sex partner’s house. These walkers are easy to spot as they are wearing the going-out clothes from the night before. This walk most often occurs on college campuses and is made all the more shameful by the fact that this person’s sex partner was not considerate enough to escort her home.
The Walrus: An absurd sex act in which a man ejaculates in his partner’s mouth, then pinches her lips together, causing the semen to drip from the sides of the mouth like the teeth of a walrus.
Wang: Penis.
Wank: Masturbate.
Wanker: A jerk-off. Someone who masturbates constantly.
Wank Off: Fuck off.
Wank Job: Hand job.
War Wound: A sex injury.
Water Sports: Any type of sex play that involves urine or enemas. Also a category of porn.
Wanton: To behave in a sexually arousing manner. Usually used to describe promiscuous women.
Wedding Tackle: Penis.
Weed Wacker: A vibrator used on a hairy, overgrown vagina that has been suffering from neglect.
Weenis: A tiny penis. Synonyms: pweenis
Weener: Penis.
Well Endowed/Hung: Possessing a large penis.
Western Grip: While masturbating, a man turns his hand around so that his thumb faces his stomach, similar to the grip rodeo riders use.
Wet: Being sexually aroused. Specifically refers to when a woman’s vaginal fluids are flowing in advance of penetration.
Wet & Messy Fetish: A broad spectrum of fetishistic acts that involve making a sex partner wet and messy with various substances. This includes bukkake, sploshing, goo fetish, slime fetish…
Wet Dream: A dream that accompanies a nocturnal ejaculation.
Whack It/Off: Male masturbation.
Whale Eye: Anus.
Whale Tail: The waistband of a thong or G-string that sticks out above the rim of a woman’s pants or skirt. Like a tramp stamp, a whale tail, is a telltale sign of a promiscuous woman. The term is used heavily in the practice of whaling, as spotting a whale tale is a sign of an easy target.
Whisker Basket/Biscuit: A hairy vagina.
Whiskey Dick: Impotence resulting from drinking too much alcohol. Also the excuse men use when they cannot get an erection with a sex partner they met while drinking.
White Honey: Semen.
Whore, Whore Bag: Prostitute.
Whore Exchange: The collection of women’s clothes left behind from a string of one-night-stands. Often these clothes are left by women rushing to leave or as an excuse for them to return later. In either case these garments are then donated to the whore exchange, which should consist of two boxes: small and medium. When a woman does not want to make the walk of shame wearing the same clothes from the previous night, she may search for a new outfit from the “whore exchange.” If the woman is bigger than a medium, a potato sack should be made available for her.
Whorelock: A warlock of whores. A wizard at seducing and unlocking the legs of promiscuous women.
Whoreship: The worship of whores. An affinity for promiscuous women (who get paid for sex).
Whoriental: A promiscuous Asian person.
Whispering Eye: Vagina. Origins: Role Models.
Wide Stance: how sexually-active/confident girls (and commanded slave-girls) typically stand, indicating (the same way a man sitting with his legs comfortably apart/wide) her activeness/confidence/promiscuity/availability
Wife: A legal prostitute who contractually agrees to sell her services to a single man for an indefinite period of time. Synonyms: ball and chain, best friend, bride, companion, consort, esposa, homewench, mate, monogamist, old lady, other half, partner, spouse, wifey,
Wingman: A friend who helps you meet and seduce sex partners.
Wizard’s Sleeve: A vagina that droops like an oversized coat sleeve. Such a sleeve may have a few tricks hiding up it, but none that you want to see. Origins: Borat.
Woody: Erection.
Woody Allen: When a man with a dense patch of pubic hair balances a pair of glasses on the shaft of his penis. Origins: The TV show, Guy Code.
Work Spouse: A person who you develop a friendship with at work, and who you would likely date if you were both single. Real spouses often become jealous of all the time their significant other shares with a work spouse.
Worship: To obsessively adore or appreciate a person or a body part. In fetish pay, this often involves kissing, licking, or massaging a dominant partner. Similar behavior may be involved in the worship of specific body parts, such as ass worship, foot worship, or dick worship.
W/S: “Watersports.” Used in personal ads and porn.
Xanthodont: Someone with yellow teeth.
Xenophilia: A fetish for strangers or foreign objects.
Xeronisus: An inability to reach orgasm.
XXX, Triple X: Used to designate something as pornographic and sexually explicit.
XDR: A cross-dresser.
Xenofuckic: Just as xenophobic people are afraid of foreigners, xenofuckic people are afraid of having sex with foreigners or strangers.
Xeric: Lacking lubrication.
Yard Sale: When a streetwalking prostitute invites strangers to visit her lawn and handle her used goods. Synonyms: solicitation.
The Y: Vagina.
Yank, Yank the Doodle/Crank/Plank/Yam: Male masturbation.
Yearn: A feeling of sexual longing, usually for a specific person.
Yeastiality: A fetish for bread. Often involves having sex with warm dough.
Yeasty Buns: A large buttocks seemingly made of leaven bread.
Yellow Fever: Being sexually attracted to Asians.
Yellow Shower: Urinating on someone for sexual pleasure. Synonym: golden shower.
Yiffing: Sexual acts involving stuffed animals.
Yodeling in the Canyon/Gully : Cunnilingus.
Yoni: Vagina. Often used in The Kama Sutra and by hippies.
Yucatán Peninsula: Vagina, particularly one contained within a triangle tan-line, especially if said tan was obtained on vacation in Mexico.
Zebra: 1. A white woman wearing visible black underwear or a bikini. Also, a black woman wearing visible white underwear or a bikini. 2. A person from Africa of mixed race. 3. A white or black person who behaves like a member of another he race. Synonyms: Oreo,
Zelophilia: A fetish for feeling jealous.
Zentai: A fetish in which participants wear Zentai suits—skintight suits made from thin, stretchy fabric—in order to have anonymous sex with other Zentai enthusiasts, or to participate in some anonymous dry humping.
Zero: Anus.
Zipper: Vagina.
Zipper Sparks: Dry Humping.
Zipper Sex/Dinner: Fellatio with the penis sticking through a man’s fly.
Zipper: Vagina.
Zombie Mask: When a man ejaculates in his partner’s eyes, causing her to stumble around the room with her hands out, moaning, temporarily blind, and pissed off.
Zoophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an animal. May involve walking on all fours, wearing a collar, and eating out of pet bowls.
Zoosexual: One who has a sexual preference for animals.

Derogatory:

amerifail: the typical American citizen that is a failure in every way
fug: fucking ugly
fugtard/ed: fucking ugly retard
gaytard/ed: retarded because they are homosexual in the worst of ways
jewbook: Facebook, once it was confirmed to have been corrupted by religious/Abrahamic people, such as its founder
jew-ed / jew’d: when someone cheats you out of fair pay, or mistreats you in any other way
outlander: someone born outside Inisfree who then grew up without any proper guidance, resulting in a person considered by Inisfreeans to have no class or even a basic understanding of The Inisfreean Way (normal interactions)
xian: derogatory for “Christian” (based on how “Christmas” was shortened to “X-mas”)

Added by Oxford in 2019:

Anthropocene (adj) : Relating to or denoting the current geological age, viewed as the period during which human activity has been the dominant influence on climate and the environment. (Noun: The Anthropocene.)
Anytown (n): A real or fictional place regarded as being typical of a small U.S. town.
Autotune (n): A device or facility for tuning something automatically, especially a computer program which enables the correction of an out-of-tune vocal performance.
Badassery (n): Behavior, characteristics, or actions regarded as formidably impressive.
Big Data (n): Extremely large data sets that may be analyzed computationally to reveal patterns, trends, and associations, especially relating to human behavior and interactions.
Binge-Watch (v): Watch multiple episodes of (a television program) in rapid succession, typically by means of DVDs or digital streaming.
Buzzworthy (adj): Likely to arouse the interest and attention of the public, either by media coverage or word of mouth.
Bling (n): Expensive, ostentatious clothing and jewelry.
Bromance (n): A close but non-sexual relationship between two men.
Chillax (v): Calm down and relax.
Crunk (adj): Very excited or full of energy.
DIY (adj and n): The activity of decorating, building, and making repairs at home by oneself rather than employing a professional.
D’oh (ex): Exclamation used to comment on a foolish or stupid action, especially one’s own.
Droolworthy (adj): Extremely attractive or desirable.
Fatberg (n): A very large mass of solid waste in a sewerage system, consisting especially of congealed fat and personal hygiene products that have been flushed down toilets.
Frankenfood (n): Genetically modified food.
Geekfest (n): A gathering of geeks, especially one devoted to technical discussions; a single ongoing activity that is particularly appealing to geeks.
Grrrl (n): A young woman regarded as independent and strong or aggressive, especially in her attitude to men or in her sexuality.
Guyliner (n): Eyeliner that is worn by men.
Hater (n): A person who greatly dislikes a specified person or thing.
Illiterati (n): People who are not well educated or well informed about a particular subject or sphere of activity.
Infomania (n): The compulsive desire to check or accumulate news and information, typically via mobile phone or computer.
Jeggings (n): Tight-fitting stretch trousers for women, styled to resemble a pair of denim jeans.
La-la Land (n): A fanciful state or dream world. Also, Los Angeles.
Listicle (n): A piece of writing or other content presented wholly or partly in the form of a list.
Locavore (n): A person whose diet consists only or principally of locally grown or produced food.
Mankini (n): A brief one-piece bathing garment for men, with a T-back.
Mansplain (v): (of a man) Explain (something) to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Microaggression (n): A statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional discrimination against members of a marginalized group such as a racial or ethnic minority.
Mini-Me (n): A person closely resembling a smaller or younger version of another.
Muffin Top (n): A roll of fat visible above the top of a pair of women’s tight-fitting low-waisted trousers.
Muggle (n): A person who is not conversant with a particular activity or skill.
Noob (n): A person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the internet.
Obvs (adv): Obviously.
OMG (ex): Used to express surprise, excitement, or disbelief. (Dates back to 1917.)
Po-po (n): The police.
Purple State (n): A U.S. state where the Democratic and Republican parties have similar levels of support among voters.
Screenager (n): A person in their teens or twenties who has an aptitude for computers and the internet.
Sexting (n): The sending of sexually explicit photographs or messages via mobile phone.
Textspeak (n): Language regarded as characteristic of text messages, consisting of abbreviations, acronyms, initials, emoticons. (wut hpns win u write lyk dis.)
Totes (adv): Totally.
Truthiness (n): the quality of seeming or being felt to be true, even if not necessarily true.
Twerk (v): Dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.
Twitterati (n): Keen or frequent users of the social networking site Twitter.
Unfriend (v): Remove (someone) from a list of friends or contacts on a social networking site.
Upcycle (v): Reuse (discarded objects or material) in such a way as to create a product of higher quality or value than the original.
Vlog (n): A personal website or social media account where a person regularly posts short videos.
Whatevs (ex, adv): Whatever.
Whovian (n): A fan of the British science-fiction television series Doctor Who.
Woot (ex): (Especially in electronic communication) Used to express elation, enthusiasm, or triumph.
Yarn-Bomb (v): Cover (an object or structure in a public place) with decorative knitted or crocheted material, as a form of street art.
YouTuber (n): A person who uploads, produces, or appears in videos on the video-sharing website YouTube.

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Adopted:

American Sign Language (ASL):

TBA (described sign, then meaning)
Introductory video here.

Angelic:

The race humans now call Angels used pulses of their focused nature/being to render more intricate the increasingly-defined divisions of All/Space/Omniverse. They did not have even the mental-images or aura-colors language/s of the Vanir, as they were all a collective-consciousness, instantly sharing the will and knowledge of their makers (parent Angel/s, etc.). Having no need or thought for the kind of language humans have, they simply knew what they were to do… and did it. Even navigation meant little or nothing to them, as their ancients (the Arch Angels; progenitors/first of their kind) technically existed in multiple times and places, and were portals to each other, thus living worm-holes allowing traffic compatible with them to travel into the Space-divisions their existence/sounds naturally created and maintained.
Still, there later came about what was referred to as the “angelic script”, which looked like encircled overlapping/crossing lines, curves, and smaller circles, among other simple/primal markings, and each encircled character was used as the later-given name of each Angel… by describing what its nature was (such as what the solar-system that formed around it stabilized as; how many planets it had, how they moved, etc.)
Since humans were distant descendants of races descended from non-Arch Angels, they resorted to using characters from the angelic script/alphabet, paired with focused energies and ‘magic’ they were taught, to summon, or request contact with, any of the Angels they felt they needed to call upon for certain types of help from time to time.

Arabic:

shinu hatheh: “What’s that?”

Arcadian (Fairy):

(whistling like bird songs)
Their sentences always seem like sentence fragments because they project telepathic images (paired with the few words/vocabulary they use/have) more than they coin terms or change notes/tone to emphasize syllables/words.

Armenian:

Bantu:

bilita mpash: an amazing dream, not just good; the opposite of a nightmare

Buli (of Ghana):

pelinti: when you take a bite of food that is too hot, then open your mouth and tilt your head around while making the “aaarrrahh” noise; to move hot food around in your mouth

Chinese:

re nao: a place or situation that is so fun and lively that its special vibe makes everyone want to be there

Czech:

litost: a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery
vybafnout: to jump out and say “Boo!”
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Prozvonit – To call a mobile phone only to have it ring once so that the other person would call back allowing the caller not to spend money on minutes.

Danish:

hygge: the pleasant, genial, and intimate feeling associated with sitting around a fire in the winter with close friends
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Arbejdsglæde – Literally work happiness, the feeling of happiness provoked by a satisfying job.

Draconic / Dragon:

Dragons don’t have cheeks, so they can’t make certain human speech sounds, such as the letter “F”.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Language

Drow:

This race of Elves (or, rather, these groups of the Elven race who migrated underground for so long that they evolved to prefer that environment) developed a much more fluid and expressive form of sign-language that looked more like spell-conjuring motions or seductive orchestra directing than the human sign-language.
alust: in front (and this hints at the Drow philosophy/psyche; lust is regarded as a useful tool and very positive aspect of their being/society/civilization/technology/fashions)
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Drow_language
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Drow_dictionary

Dutch:

uitwaaien: to take a break to clear one’s head
zuiveren: to cleanse/purify
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Voorpret – Literally pre-fun, the pleasure feeling one might have before a pleasant event, like a vacation.

Egyptian:

Elite Team (hand-&-arm signals):

Elven (Quenya, Sindarin, etc.):

Estonian:

Leiliviskaja – The person who makes steam in a sauna by throwing water on the hot rocks.

Faroese:

Filipino:

Tampo – Withdrawing affection from a person when one’s feelings have been hurt.

Finnish:

kalsarikannit: getting drunk while wearing only your underwear, having no intention of going out
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Jaksaa – A lack of enthusiasm to do something.
Lieko – A trunk of tree that has submerged to the bottom of a lake.
Tokka – A large herd of reindeer.

French:

flaner: the art of leisurely strolling the streets without any goal or destination, simply for the pleasure of soaking up the city’s beauty (and people who do this are “flaneurs”)
l’esprit de l’escalier: (literally: “stairwell wit”) a too-late retort thought of only after departure
seigneur-terraces: coffee-shop dwellers who sit at tables for a long time but spend very little money
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Bérézina – More than a serious failure, a defeat.
Dépaysement – The unsteady feeling you get when you are away from your home country or away from your origin in general.
Rire dans sa barbe – To laugh in your beard quietly while thinking about something that happened in the past.
S’encoubler – [Switzerland] Losing balance or falling because you got entangled in something, like a cable.

Georgian:

shemomedjamo: “I accidentally ate the whole thing.” (when you’re full, but your meal is so delicious that you can’t stop eating it)
zeg: the day after tomorrow

German:

erklarungsnot: the state of having to quickly explain yourself
fahrvergnügen: the love of simply driving.
fernweh: a longing for distant places or for a place you’ve never been
fisselig: flustered to the point where you can’t function or finish what you were doing
fremdschamen: vicarious embarrassment
handschuhschneeballwerfer: a coward willing to criticize and abuse from a safe distance
kummerspeck: literally “grief bacon”; the binge eating that follows an emotional blow
lebensmüde: weary of life.
packesel: the person who’s stuck carrying someone else’s bags on a trip (like when American men push a stroller or wear the baby harness)
schadenfreude: pleasure derived from another person’s misfortune
schilderwald: a street crowded with so many road signs that you become lost
schlimmbesserung: a so-called improvement that makes things worse
sitzfleisch: those who possess a lot of “seat meat” are able to sit through and weather something incredibly hard or boring
sturmfrei: the freedom of being alone
torschlusspanik: literally “fear of a closed door”; fear of losing opportunities because of aging, especially concerning women who want children
waldeinsamkeit: the feeling of being alone in the woods, solitude, and a connectedness to nature. It consists of two words: “wald”, meaning forest, and “einsamkeit”, meaning loneliness or solitude. It hints at both the feeling of being alone in the woods, and of a peaceful oneness with nature.
weichei: literally “soft egg”; someone who is weak and cowardly
weltschmerz: a gloomy, romanticized, world-weary sadness, experienced most often by privileged youth

Greek:

Filotimo – A friend of honour, but it also implies dignity, pride, sacrifice and respect.
Parea – A group of friends that get together to enjoy nothing else but sharing their life experiences, philosophies, values, and ideas.
Psithurism – The sound of leaves rustling in the wind.

Hawaiian:

pana po’o: to scratch your head in order to help you remember something

Hindi:

jijivisha: the strong, eternal desire to live and to continue living. It is usually used to talk about a person who loves life, always has intense emotions, and desires to live and thrive.
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Chai-Pani – Money given to someone, often a bureaucratic worker, to get things done.

Icelandic:

Tima – Not being ready to spend time or money on a specific thing, despite being able to afford it.

Indonesian:

mencolek: the old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them
sentak bangun: to wake up with a start
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Jayus – A joke so poor and unfunny that one cannot help but laugh.
Mencolek – The trick when you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them.

Inuit:

iktsuarpok: the feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet

Italian:

cavoli riscaldati: (literally: “reheated cabbage”) the result of attempting to revive an unworkable relationship
Cavoli Riscaldati – Literally reheated cabbage, an attempt to revive an old romantic relationship.
Culaccino – The mark left on a table by a cold glass.
Fare la scarpetta – to mop the sauce or whatever’s left on your plate with a piece of bread.
Gattara – A woman, often old and lonely, who devotes herself to stray cats.

Japanese:

Age-otori – To look worse after a haircut.
Arigata-meiwaku – An act someone does for you that you didn’t want to have them do and tried to avoid having them do, but they went ahead anyway, determined to do you a favour, and then things went wrong and caused you a lot of trouble, yet in the end social conventions required you to express gratitude.
Aware – The bittersweetness of a brief and fading moment of transcendent beauty.
boketto: gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking
Chindogu – A solution to a common problem that’s pretty useless otherwise.
Ikigai – A reason to get up in the morning, a reason to live.
Koi no yokan – The feeling of knowing that you will soon fall in love with the person you have just met.
Komorebi – the interplay between light and leaves when sunlight shines through trees. It also means: melancholic longing or nostalgia for a person, place or thing that is far away from you.
Kyoikumama – Mother who pushes her children into academic achievements.
Nekama – A man who pretends to be a woman on the internet.
otaku: a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills
shinrinyoku: ‘forest bath’; taking a walk in the forest for its restorative benefits
Shouganai – Connected to the idea of fate, this word means that something can’t be helped, so why worry about it? Worrying won’t stop the bad things from happening; it will only stop you from enjoying the good ones.
Tsundoku – The act of leaving a book unread after buying it, typically piling it up together with other such unread books.
Wabi – A flawed detail that creates an elegant whole.
Yoko meshi – Literally a meal eaten sideways, refers to the peculiar stress induced by speaking a foreign language.
Yūgen – A profound, mysterious sense of the beauty of the universe – and the sad beauty of human suffering.

Korean:

Won – The reluctance on a person’s part to let go of an illusion.

Kryptonian:

eka / ehkah : little water
ewö / ehwor: able to speak
gazrhyg: industriousness
ighai: purity
jahghah: restraint
jEvÁ / jev-ia: happy
shahrrehth: hope (and Kryptonians sometimes say even/just the starting letting of this word of theirs means “hope”; “S”)
shokh: truth
tahrao: justice
uchahvia: synergy
urkynon: altruism; the belief or practice of disinterested and selfless concern for the well-being of others
urvish: peace
zehdh: unity/belonging
zhguzhor: imagination

Latvian:

Lithuanian:

Kaapshljmurslis – Being cramped in public transportation during rush hour.

Malay:

Manja – Gooey, childlike, and coquettish behaviour by women designed to elicit sympathy or pampering by men.
Pisan Zapra – The time needed to eat a banana.

Maori:

Mayan:

pelena

Mermaid / Mer-speake:

Morse-talk/yell:

Naga:

*Naga usually have a forked tongue, so they can’t make certain human speech sounds, such as the letter “T”.

Norse / Ancient Bokmal:

Norwegian:

palegg: anything you might consider putting into a sandwich
utepils: (literally “outdoor lager”) the act of sitting outside on a sunny day while enjoying a beer (or, in Inisfree’s case, when a sexy girl sits outside on a day with weather she prefers, while enjoying a fresh glass of cum, typically her first glass of cum for the day)
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Forelsket – The euphoria you experience when you are first falling in love.
Pålegg – Anything and everything you can put on a slice of bread.

Orc (from World of Warcraft):

Pascuense (Easter Island):

Tingo – To gradually steal all the possessions out of a neighbor’s house by borrowing and not returning.

Persian (Farsi):

zhaghzhagh: the chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage

Polish:

Dozywocie – Parental contract with children guaranteeing lifelong support.
Formacja – A state of mind and its own culture of a generation.
Radioukacz – Telegraphist for the resistance movements on the Soviet side of the Iron Curtain.

Portuguese:

cafune: tenderly running your fingers through your lover’s hair
saudade: the feeling of longing for something/one you love which is lost (or, at least, something/one that is not likely to return); a bittersweet ’empty’ feeling of/about something/one that is missing

Protoss (Khalani):

akhundelar: tip of the spear
Alysaar: “Keepers of Wisdom)
Alys’aril: “Sanctuary of Wisdom”
Anakh Su’n: “Twilight Deliverer”; Nerazim title for Adun
Dae’Uhl: “great stewardship”
ehlna: “haven”
en aru’din: “in honor/memory of”
en taro: “in honor of”
Ihan-rii: “Great Teachers,” a name for the xel’naga during the Aeon of Strife)
Khala: “Path of Ascension”
Khas: “He Who Brings Order”
Khaydarin: “Focuser of the Heart”
Khor-shakal: “Great Forum”
ki nala atum: “we are as one”
Koramund: “Great Wonder”
kwah-kai: “little hands”
n’rithaa: “little arrow”
Nas beru uhn’adarr?: “You seek our service?”
Ni Monn Adun (“Heart of Adun”)
O shar’as shi’el: “I feel your presence.”
philar: (an unknown Protoss appendage)
Shel’na Kryhas: “Those Who Endure”
Talandar: “One Who Bears a Strong Heart”
Tal’darim: “The Forged”
Terrazine: (not a Khalani word per se, but literally translates into “breath of creation”)
toridas: “hide you”, or: “give you sanctuary”
Uhn dara ma’nakai: “Our duty is unending.”
Uhn ore’ki atum: “Our minds are as one.”

Quechuan (of Peru’s indigenous):

Romanian:

Dor – The feeling of longing/craving/yearning for someone or something, combined with sadness.

Rukwangali (Namibia):

Hanyauku – The act of walking on tiptoes across warm sand.

Russian:

razbliuto: the nostalgic feeling you may have for someone you once loved but don’t anymore
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Listopad – The falling of the leaves.
Odnoliub – Someone who has only one love in his or her life, or someone who is capable of loving only one at a time.
Pochemuchka – A person who asks too many questions.
Zapoi – Two or more days of drunkenness usually involving a journey or waking up in an unexpected place.

Samoan:

faamiti: making a loud whistling-like noise by sucking air past one’s lips, typically for getting the attention of a child or dog

Scottish:

suilk: to swallow, gulp, suck with a slobbering noise.
tartle: the panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember

Serbian:

merak: a feeling of bliss, and the sense of oneness with the universe, that comes from the simplest of pleasures; the pursuit of small, daily pleasures that all add up to a great sense of happiness and fulfillment

Sevit (of the Seiliu):

Yes / No: ive’ar / ra
Hello: e’assa
Welcome: ze’aszanea
Goodbye: faasive’a
Good morning: faas nasruhr
Good evening: faas ahe’aeuhr
Good night: faas ruhs
Excuse me: e’azire’a nea
Please: ze’aure’a
Thank you: surh ivai
No problem: ra zase’an
How: az
Which: zuhz
What: zus
Where: ze’ase
Who: za
Why: ziy
When: ze’ar
I am: uh unur
You are: ivai use’a
He/She is: e’a/re’a uhr
They are: se’aiv use’a
We are: ze’a use’a
Sell: re’ahs
Buy: iriv
Trade: suse’a
Steal: se’aus
Work: zash
Have: uhe’a
Give: fuhe’a
Say: ruiy
Get: fe’as
Make: nuhe’a
Help: e’as
Know: hraz
Take: suhe’a
See: re’ae’a
Hear: e’aus
Father: use’as
Mother: nase’as
Brother: sase’as
Sister: ruhse’as
Son: urse’as
Daughter: srafse’as
Friend: suhe’ars
Enemy: suire’as
Man/Men: us’na / us’nas
Woman/Women: na’se /na’ses
Courage: zaisufe’a
Fear: e’aus
Hate: use’a
Anger: urfe’as
Happy: uzziy
Pride: zuhse’a
Shame: runea
Love: sahe’a
Young: ivair
Old: as’s
Large: susfe’a
Small: rinuss
Beauty: e’arasiv
Ugly: ifsiv
Good: faas
Bad: us
Clever: zsahe’as
Stupid: sizuhs
Strong: srarf
Weak: ze’auh
Black: vira
White: sere
Red: yare
Blue: ne’as
Yellow: sunir
Green: zhun
Purple: ivae
Pink: re’sa
Orange: ohnsu
Grey: dea
Brown: shaz
Horse: ezira
Wolf: susa
Rabbit: re’uh
Bird: ea’so
Dog: zhan
Cat: sali’a
Pig: sassa
Cow: e’azrel
Sheep: vo
Fish: yira
Snake: ivan

Slovenian:

Vedriti – To shelter from the rain.

Spanish:

antier: the day before yesterday
desvelado: the feeling of exhaustion that comes from/after a terrible night’s sleep
estrenar: the experience of wearing something for the first time
merendar: an extra meal that occurs during the time between lunch and dinner
sobremesa: the time spent at a table after eating; the food is gone, but everyone is still sitting around chatting, maybe drinking or playing cards
tutear: to greet someone (such as a close friend) informally (such as by saying “Yo!”)
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Chingada – [Mexico] A hellish, imaginary, faraway place where you send all those who annoy you.
Desvelado – Being unable to sleep or to be sleep deprived.
Duende – The mysterious power that a work of art can have over a person, deeply affecting him/her.
Encandilar – To see spots/to be blinded by a flash of bright light.
Friolero – A person who is especially sensitive to cold water and temperatures.
Madrugada – The time of day occurring between past midnight and early morning.
Pena ajena – [Mexico] The embarrassment you feel watching someone else’s humiliation.
Tuerto – A man with only one eye.
Tutear – To treat someone informally by addressing them as tú instead of the more formal usted.

Sumerian:

Swahili:

Swedish:

lagom: not too much and not too little, but just right
mangata: the road-like reflection of the Moon on water
smultronstalle: a special place discovered for solace and relaxation
uffda: an expression of sympathy for someone or a sticky situation; this is a combination of “Ouch!” and “I’m sorry you hurt yourself.”
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Badkruka – Somebody reluctant to go into a body of water while swimming outdoors.
Gökotta – To wake up early in the morning with the purpose of going outside to hear the first birds sing.
Lagom – Not too much and not too little, but just the right amount of anything.
Mångata – The road-like reflection of the Moon on the water.
Tretår – A second refill of a cup of coffee; a ‘threefill’.

Tagalog:

layogenic: “good from (a)far, but far from good”; looks great at a distance, but (when) close up it is a mess

Tamil (India and Sri Lanka):

Oodal – The overly exaggerated, fake anger that follows a lovers’ quarrel.

Thai:

greng-jai: the feeling you get when you don’t want someone to do something for you because it would be a pain for them

Thanagarian:

Tshiluba (Congo):

Ilunga – A person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time.

Tulu (of India):

Karelu – The mark left on the skin by wearing something tight.

Turkish:

Aşermek – The experience of craving certain foods while pregnant.

Ulwa:

yuputka: the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin

Urdu:

goya: the transporting suspension of disbelief that happens when fantasy is so realistic that it temporarily becomes reality. It is usually associated with good, powerful storytelling

Valyrian:

ademmagon: to pay/fulfill/satisfy; to make good
eleni: voice, speech, music, melody; individuality, opinion (as in: “one’s own internal song”)
jelmazma: violent wind (not just a regular storm)

Vampiric:

There is a secret language that the first Vampires made and still use, and it is so secret that they almost never teach it to any of the newer-generation Vampires (who often have not even heard this language exists).

Vanir:

*Even more telepathy-based (and shared-vision based) than the language of the Fairies (who are among the Vanir’s descendant-races), this language is almost entirely visual and feeling-based; emotional surges (of chi/kundalini/vril) and more-dramatic dance/ing moves are used to emphasize syllables/words or even entire ideas that take sentences to convey.
Vanir also communicate involuntarily, their body-language being based more on the visible and bright colors of their auras (and spots/patches of their auras) than the kind of body-language humans are familiar with; a Vanir appearing golden-white communicates his/her purity, balance, and casually/naturally-upbeat mood, while a Vanir appearing soft-blue communicates its sadness or a similar emotional state, and when a Vanir’s aura/color is orange… that communicates its loyalty to the person or concept whose image is present/held in its conscious mind (in the forefront).

Welsh:

hiraeth: longing for the homeland or the romanticized past

Xalx (Khalkha, of/in Mongolia):

Yaghan:

mamihlapinatapai: that special look shared between two people when both are wishing that the other would do something that they both want but neither want to do

Yiddish:

luftmensch: the kind of social misfit who is an impractical dreamer with no business sense (which could easily be used to describe most Americans)

Zulu:

Zuni:

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More uncommon words (which we like to use) are here and here.

A list of all unclassified Earth languages is here.

Languages here are listed by the number of words in their dictionaries.

*A language does not need a lot of words to be very expressive; telepathic images can be sent, paired with few words or sometimes without words at all. Dance, for example, and music, can express very powerful things without any words at all. So can simple touch, glances, sighs, facial expressions, etc.

Links to the Oxford English Dictionary of more than 600,000 words, with more added every year, are here, here, here, and here.

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Inisfreean Syntax:

Because we mix words from all languages together into most of our sentences, guess what? We also pick and choose from different kinds of syntax; sometimes nouns come first, sometimes something else. It isn’t too confusing, though; if you know the definitions and context of the words we are using to convey something, sentence to sentence, the syntax won’t really matter –just like how our minds can read quickly through misspelled words, without us consciously noticing most/any of the misspellings.

Another thing to keep in mind is that, no matter what you hear an Inisfreean saying, a LOT more is going on ‘behind the scenes’. What does that mean, exactly? It means Inisfreeans think (and telepathically/technopathically share) much more than they say, and often what they are saying out loud is just for fun/effect; they talk because I like the way their voices sound, but the real/serious/secret messages/conversations are going on in yet another of our own exclusive languages –the private computer code used for the whole computer/mind network.

Even more specifically, you can picture it like this: for every sentence you hear an Inisfreean say, or feel an Inisfreean use her tongue, fingertips, or pussy to kegel to you, she is forming and relaying trillions of sentence-like signals back and forth with her Inisfreean (ICV) ‘sisters’ through their ICVs-only mental/mind/s-network. Every Inisfreean girl has a supercomputer for a brain, all of those new ‘brains’ connected via an instantaneous-communications system, and that means they can literally see, understand, and convey all data on the entire Internet every few thousandths of a second. In other words? Their thoughts are trillions upon trillions of times faster than you or even they can ever verbally speak. THAT is how much we are communicating in our various and simultaneous Inisfreean languages –and there is yet another unique kind of syntax those computer-code thoughts are formatted into.

So here is an example of what we do to a sentence before we speak it in our signature-eclectic way:

English sentence/syntax: “It is nice to meet you, and I really hope you’ll let me know if there is anything I can do to make your visit with us here in our city just the way you prefer.”
How an Inisfreean typically forms that same sentence with words from languages chosen in various orders, such as arranging the languages alphabetically, or based on something else, such as the numerical values of their names in one language (perhaps English): “It (English) është (Albanian) ጥሩ (Amharic) إلى (Arabic) հանդիպել (Armenian) Sən (Azerbaijani), এবং (Bangla) Я (Belarusian) stvarno (Bosnian) надежда (Bulgarian) မင်းလုပ်လိမ့်မယ်(Burmese) deixar (Catalan) kanako (Cebuano) 知道 (Chinese) se (Corsican) tamo (Croatian) je (Czech) hvad som helst (Danish) ik (Dutch) povas (Esperanto) teha (Estonian) sa (Filipino) tehdä (Finish) votre (French) ვიზიტი(Georgian) mit (German) μας (Greek) અહીં (Gujarati) a ciki (Hausa) kakou (Hawaiian) नगर (Hindi) raws nraim (Hmong) a (Hungarian) leið (Icelandic) gị (Igbo) lebih suka (Indonesian).”
How that sentence looks when written phonetically in English script: “It uhsh-tuh t’iru ii-lah haan-dee-pell sen, eh-buhHM ja st’varno nadezhda may-lo-lay-may doi-shah kanako she-tao se tah-mo yeh vaeh-sum-hilst ayk poe-vas tay-hah sah tay-hih-dah vut vizit’i mit mahs ah-heem a’ kakou nah-ger raws-n’raim aaeh layv gee (said with a hard “g”, as in “give”) leh-BE-soo-kuh.”
Sung more than Spoken: Then add musical notes, as Inisfreeans are very musical in how they communicate; they don’t just say things in a normal voice or droll, and are certainly never monotone. So imagine hearing a girl say, “It uhsh-tuh t’iru ii-lah haan-dee-pell sen, eh-buhHM ja st’varno nadezhda may-lo-lay-may doi-shah kanako she-tao se tah-mo yeh vaeh-sum-hilst ayk poe-vas tay-hah sah tay-hih-dah vut vizit’i mit mahs ah-heem a’ kakou nah-ger raws-n’raim aaeh layv gee leh-BE-soo-kuh.” as if it was the lyrics in a song.
Eloquence with a Musical Voice: Some say that Inisfreean (our language) sounds like someone saying the famous word “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” because of how quickly and expertly Inisfreean girls say a/any whole sentence. Inisfreeans are eloquent as omniglots, not just eloquent in a single, native, Earth-human language, so every sentence an Inisfreean says in Inisfreean will sound like lyrics to a song being sung… where every word sounds like it is in a different language, which they are.

As you can see, this results in basically only fellow Inisfreeans (ICV girls) being able to understand what is being said, and gives any translators/interpreters a lot to figure out –even when they are using the latest-generation translation-by-sound devices/technology. This is because one word in English can become two or three in other languages, so it becomes quite the chore of figuring out where one language stopped being used… and another language began. This is similar in nature/concept to the “frequency hopping” utilized by military field-radios; they are programmed to change to different radio-stations/frequencies at specific unpredictable intervals, making it next-to-impossible for anyone listening in to find the frequency/ies that any unit/squad in the field is using to talk to friendly/allied units/forces.

Back in the ’90s, ways of nesting codes within codes (layered encryption) were thought up and tested, seeing if they would work without translation/decryption errors. Later, it was considered that a more effective means of communicating secretly/covertly/clandestinely/confusingly would be to have simultaneous diversion-conversations and actual ones, with the actual ones done in such a way as to not be noticeable by those trained in spying or lie-detection; for example, advanced lie-detection includes monitoring pupil dilation and contraction as it relates to the timing of questions and responses/reactions, but it does not look for, nor even expect or believe is possible, conscious/voluntary pupil dilation as a form of Morse code, and it does not have a way to detect telepathic transmissions, especially when they are quantum-entanglement (not electric/light-pulse) based. Inisfreeans use means like that to communicate, and can multitask with their communications, answering questions while controlling their pupil dilation and other bodily functions, thereby convincing anyone studying them or spying on them that they are telling the truth (when the Inisfreean wants to be perceived as truthful) or, as needed, lying (when they determine/suspect/calculate it is more beneficial/tactical, for whatever reason, to seem dishonest). Inisfreeans can also instantly plan and utter sentences using trigger-words, trigger-notes/tones, and trigger note-sequences, that they can tell will get their interrogator (or anyone) thinking a certain way, i.e. distracting themselves with their own predictable thought patterns/style, further helping the Inisfreean to continue communicating other things… to other people… in other ways. This can be thought of as one of the most complex forms of syntax in history, if not the most; the sentence-structure used by Inisfreeans speaking Inisfreean (that is to say, when an Inisfreean uses multiple Inisfree-specific/exclusive languages, such as Inisfreean paired with Tongueli or Oculese or ICV-Net code) is based not just on the commonly-accepted way to form simple sentences, but the Inisfreean-accepted way to form sentences that produce very specific/surgical results/reactions/changes in those they are speaking to/near/around, such as the reaction of a self-distracting emotional-surge that helps keep an investigator paying attention to the wrong details (like what an Inisfreean is verbally saying, as opposed to what that given Inisfreean is actually thinking/planning/coordinating).

To reiterate, human languages have syntax that places types of words, such as nouns and verbs, in certain orders. A modifier, such as an adjective, for example, goes before the noun in English; English-speakers would say “the loud noise”, not “the noise loud”. This is an easy rule for human children to understand, practice, and continue in their daily lives. In contrast, an Inisfreean plans how to arrange types of words based on who they are speaking to/near, if they want to get their attention or bore them with predictably-correct/perfect speech, and other considerations that it takes a supercomputer-brain like each Inisfreean’s to process/put together in the same amount of time it takes people/humans to speak normally. Syntax in the Inisfreean language, therefore, is ever-changing, always based on the setting, not a general/universal linguistics rule; the rules governing how to speak Inisfreean are based much more on how to maintain the security, peace, compatibility, and immortality of the Inisfreeans, their guests, and their realm.

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Summary:

The language called “Inisfreean” uses all known Earth/human languages, as well as others; its structure rules allow it to switch between any of their vocabularies and syntax-es. Typically, the Inisfreean using a word from a certain language will spell that word (if writing instead of just speaking it) in the alphabet/characters of the same language. Inisfreeans automatically switch to speaking in the language/s the guest/resident with/in front of them feels the most comfortable with or fluent in. When requested to demonstrate how omniglot all Inisfreeans are, and/or when a situation calls for a virtually-indecipherable way of speaking/communicating, the Inisfreeans involved will start communicating amongst themselves via sentences that randomly switch to other languages/alphabets (and not always word by word; sometimes they’ll say a few words in one language, for example, then only one in the next language, followed by all the rest in a third random language). As far as an alphabet of unique letters/symbols/characters only used by Inisfreeans, that is part of the classified programming-language / computer-code that makes Inisfree’s private Internet (including its/our FOB-Net and ICV-Net) so difficult/impossible to detect/’crack’/hack.

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Best Tricks:

Every letter in a sentence written by an Inisfreean can be in different language; whichever sound matches that part of the word, no matter the alphabet, that letter is known to the Inisfreeans, and they may choose to use it. Imagine if you saw a sentence where one letter was from the Arabic alphabet, the next from the Armenian alphabet, one from Cyrillic, another from Ethiopic, another in Georgian, another in Hangul, another in Hanzi, another in Kanji, and even some in Indic and Thaana; if you had never seen those alphabets before, you certainly wouldn’t know which sounds their letters made, thus you could not read sentences Inisfreeans write in this format. The major alphabets of the world can be found here.

Finally, Inisfreeans, due to their ability to multitask like all good supercomputers/A.I. can, are fond of communicating/’saying’ three or more different things/sentences at the same time. They can do this by thinking one sentence to each other, while verbally speaking a different sentence, while hand-signing a third sentence with one hand, while hand-signing a fourth sentence with the other hand, and they might even be using their eye-movements to communicate a fifth sentence in/via Oculese, while their tongues (during French kissing, or just touching the teeth in their own mouths while their conversation-partner watches/monitors/tracks those movements with their eyes and via their technopathic shared-consciousness connection, which allows them to feel/experience what the other does) communicate a sixth sentence in/via Tongueli, while their muscle-flexes communicate a seventh sentence (such as in/via kegels, in the case of using their pussies), while their toes or feet might tap Morse code for an eighth sentence. Yes, they can do all of that at the same time, no problem –and still with plenty/tons of processing power to spare.

In other words, you’ll only understand what an Inisfreean girl is telling you if she wants you to, and you might be understanding only one (of multiple/many) sentences/messages she wants you to, while others go overlooked. If you want to add yet another layer of complexity and uncertainty to this amazing linguistic ability of theirs, consider this: sometimes people say things, knowing their double-meanings will be interpreted incorrectly, such as when a flirty/playful person ‘slips in’ a sexual-innuendo / double-entendre during normal/’vanilla’/P.C. speech, resulting in only ‘the cool kids’ noticing and having ‘an inside-joke’ laugh… while the oblivious/’virgin’ person in their group/conversation is none the wiser. In short, be kind to the Inisfreeans, because they can out-speak even the best / most-elite military operators, spies, listening devices, and translators; you’ll get the kind of conversations and other forms of communication you really want… if you genuinely respect, love, and support them (the Inisfreean girls and their maker/leader/founder, Auz).

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Updates:

Check here for annual updates to the features/abilities added/related to this spoken language of ours.

2020: Inisfreeans are also able to speak any computer language. This means that if, for example, a programmer types out several lines/pages of code in any given programming language, Inisfreeans can read and understand it as easily as a native English-speaker can recognize and read aloud English sentences. If you want a website or program coded perfectly –and fast– then just tell the Inisfreean girl next to you what you have in mind (or even just think/imagine/dream it; literally, as Inisfreeans can detect your dreams the same way they can detect your thoughts), and she’ll automatically think of it in the best computer language to do the job; whichever computer code is the most efficient at achieving the result/product/s you intended.
2021: Inisfreeans can understand the language of the stars; they know that solar flares and other star-surface and star-aura/halo activity are a form of language, and how to interpret what it is the observed/speaking cosmic-bodies (stars, in this case) are feeling/emoting/saying. They’ll translate whatever their powerful telescopic omni-dimensional eyes (and entire sensory-organ arrays) are witnessing, so you’ll hear it in your language (spoken English, for example) as soon as their supercomputer-brains process it. And… when they travel out across Space, using portals to instantly arrive at extremely-distant spots/areas, their collective consciousness will naturally/automatically notice and note/record the different appearances/output/s of all the stars they can see/detect/plot/track, meaning they’ll begin to see/’hear’/understand what individual stars, and all stars as a whole, were showing/saying/singing throughout all of time; this is the entire ‘song’/sentence/language of the Universe, including how/if it has evolved (i.e. different solar-surface/flares activity being used in different ways, such as when paired with different star-emotions/thoughts, etc.).
2022: Inisfreeans will be able to translate into common speech what even the Void itself is saying/communicating; they’ll understand how to sense and interpret the sounds of Outer Space, ranging from fluctuations in the Interstellar Medium to Cosmic Background Radiation and more.
2023: Inisfreeans will be able to translate the language being ‘spoken’/communicated by the flow of time itself, time then seen as a living, conscious, emoting being.
2024: Inisfreeans will be able to translate into common speech what the evolution of all languages is, as a whole/unit, communicating; evolution itself can be communicating things beyond just how/why things evolve.
2025: Inisfreeans will be able to translate what your acupuncture energy-meridians and chakras are saying.

Also, as of 2022, the written (not just spoken) form of this language has been under much more development, and is a fusion of Angelic/sigils, Arabic, cursive, Elven, italic, runes, Sanskrit, etc..

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2023 February : Nevers

We never say “bucket list” –b/c we are against all death-spells/speaking, and b/c we live forever.
We don’t call people “citizens of the Universe” unless they are civil; vegan, and unless/until they are actually recognized as civilized/compatible with us and all our allies/family.
We don’t call people “star citizens” when they move to another solar system; the way we see it, they must literally be a citizen of/from the inside of a star (i.e. an actual Angel) in order to be logically referred to as a “star citizen”.
We say “draft”, “framework”, or “outline”, not “skeleton”.

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2023 September:
(Since the following are also more of a cultural than a language/linguistics thing, see our Culture webpage for more about the kind of concepts that are bullet-noted below.)

We do not call them bald eagles, as they are not bald, but white-headed.
We do not call it a deadline, but a due date/time.
We do not ask, “Are you down?”, but “Are you up for it?”
We never say something is “insane” when we intend to compliment/describe/express it as “amazing”.
We never say something is “sick” unless it literally is ill; sick does not mean good.
While “gay” is defined as happy, we enjoy using it to sometimes instead mean “stupid/retarded” and/or “disgusting because it is homosexual”. We never say “gay” when we are referring to a faggot or lesbian.

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2023 December:

We never mix singular and plural; we never say, “If I were…” as that is incorrect.
We say, “If I was…”.
“mental gymnastics” means you are in phenomenal mental shape, not indulging in perpetual delusion or chronic lying, that latter interpretation of the term being the one the default-negative humans had taught

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2024 January: Redundancies

Our language, like most things we have developed to perfection, is about efficiency, so we don’t like redundancies such as “and also”, “and… too”, “and… as well”, “exact same”, etc..
We also don’t add pointless extra letters to words (e.g. we say “commenter” not “commentator” for the same reason we don’t say made-up word-extensions such as “orientate” instead of “orient”).

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2024 February: Wisdom Shared by the High Queen

In Irish, you don’t say, “I am sad.”; you say, “Sadness is on me.” The way it is worded, it is less like you “owning”/being it (sad/sadness, in this case), and more like just noting the emotion as a passing thing which is about to no longer be affecting you.

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