In Inisfree, a Master Female is a woman who has learned and practiced all we are able to teach her here.

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Preface:  Concepts
  2. Introduction
  3. Prerequisites & Pipeline
  4. Purpose & Role
  5. Brackets of Coursework Completed
  6. Where the Master Females in Training Go
  7. Identification
  8. Power Comparisons
  9. Wrap-up
  10. Route of the 20th School-grade/year (Images)
  11. Courses (Images)
  12. Uniform/Identification (Images)
  13. Examples of Flawless Beauty (Images)
  14. 2021 Update:  MF Graduation Ceremony (parent category for several of the following)
  15. What is a Master Female’s Graduation Ceremony
  16. Where
  17. When
  18. How Long
  19. For How Many
  20. Details
  21. Who May Attend
  22. Graduation Ceremonies:  Year by Year
  23. Surge of Graduated ICVs to Star-System Auzdein
  24. How Inisfree’s permanently-stationed ICV Master Females are spread out
  25. 2024 April:  Courses

 

Preface:  Concepts:

A girl should not be expected to grow up just like a traditional man; she should get to be girly, then even more feminine once she becomes a woman.  Instead of forcing girls in our society to take the same courses as the boys, and to wear the same kind of concealing clothing, such as suit-jackets with shoulder-pads, we do the opposite; we embrace our females as females, uplifting them as they try on and show off clothes and other outfits and accessories that accentuate and emphasize their feminine curves.  Then, once they have learned all their is to know –not about being a genderless, politically-correct, ‘corporate slave’, but– about being what all women really want and love to be, …we dub/classify/’knight’ (or dame, rather, in the case of females; dames are the female equivalent of knights) her… a Master Female; a master of everything that is and always was… truly and wonderfully feminine, polarized in all the right (healthiest, thus also sexiest) ways.

 

Introduction:

Affectionately also nicknamed ‘motherfuckers’ due to their ‘MF’ title and billet abbreviation’s many multiple definitions in the Outlands, these Inisfreean women put the greatest, most legendary Asparas, nymphs, kajirae, and fey (fairies; small angels) to shame.  (Not that any of those amazing beings are lesser or shameful; it’s just that the females we make, raise, and train here… are ‘a cut above the rest’.)  A Master Female in/of Inisfree is literally perfect at everything a girl/woman was/is always meant to be –and what every pure/holy female truly desires most, more than everything else combined.

 

Prerequisites & Pipeline:

In order to earn the permanent and astronomically coveted classification of Master Female (MF), one must be born an Inisfreean and spend two full decades in intensive, non-stop, collegiate-level, formal schooling in many dozens of the world’s greatest arts and fields of study, ranging from numerous styles of body language, dance, linguistics, seduction, therapies, and all matters of feminine wiles… to the culinary sciences, dining etiquette, martial arts styles, special warfare training programs, defensive and offensive driving and piloting schools, sailing and yachting, and so much more (see Inisfree’s private educational system for further details).  These are the ICVs who study and graduate from everything we offer in our education system.  Any worthy female can take and pass all those same courses, becoming masterfully feminine by our standard, but only an ICV can become and live/work as one of our Master Females.

Why two decades… when an ICV has a supercomputer for a brain, thus able, in a matter of seconds, to learn and apply literally every bit of human knowledge that has ever existed?  Because they weren’t just made to be supercomputers; they were made with supercomputers… so that they would always instantly know the sexiest, most healing, most helpful things and way/s to be.  Inisfreean girls (ICVs) were envisioned and made to live life like humans, in a way, –at least very smart, strong, quick, and caring ones.

In short, every MF in our realm starts as a 3D-printed ICV, then grows up while getting used to life, including schooling and extracurricular activities, just like many/most of our residents and guests do/did, thus… she is not only the perfect form of womanhood, …but also the kind of person best, and better able than all the others, at being able to relate to everyone who may ever visit or move here.

 

Purpose & Role:

Beyond this, each Master Female is a master not only of everything feminine (and how to perfectly, heavenly apply that to, and share that with, her assigned males, as well as all other Inisfreean females), but she is also capable of perfectly functioning in any vocational role throughout Inisfree; every Master Female is trained not only to be able to take on any desired or required job across the whole city, but to also be able at a moment’s notice to both serve as an indefinite, acting manager at any of those jobs, and to perform her primary role as the fusion of a tour guide and lust-and-sex-magic goddess.

 

Brackets of Coursework Completed:

Master Females graduate from all of the levels of Inisfree’s educational system, thus making them more learned, well read, and experienced than the finest Registered Companions from the Outlands.

  1. Inisfree’s elementary, middle, junior high, and senior high school grades
  2. Inisfree’s college-level grades at The Tantric Academy; including all kajirae training
  3. Elite military training up to and beyond the Special Warfare level
  4. Orientation to Inisfree’s most restricted-access areas; full city-wide familiarity
  5. Inisfree’s Star Fleet training & deployments/expeditions

Yes, this means that 100% of Inisfree’s Star Fleet personnel are Master Females.  You have to be a Master Female from our educational system before you can join our Star Fleet.  Everyone else is just a teammate being ferried around (not that they are lesser; again, this is just how our system works).

 

Where the Master Females in Training Go:

Basically, this is when each ICV in our education system ‘pipeline’ (sequence of grades and classes) gets to visit and fully understand/memorize all of the most secretive and critical facilities and other areas on our Inisfreean realm.  This is the order those areas are visited by our MF Trainee/Candidate classes/groups:

  1. all of the Perimeter Wall‘s gates (including all of the chambers of their gates, plus the maintenance-A.I.O.W.s between them and the Rainbow Cannons)
  2. all of the Uber/Giant Repulsines
  3. all of the Uber/Giant VTOL Shafts
  4. Hatchling levels of LHS; down to grade/floor 1
  5. Cloning Vats/Facilities
  6. Stasis Archive (formerly:  the Cryogenic Archive; cryogenics are obsolete and no longer used by us)
  7. ICGM Rooftop turret-cone guardrooms / black-hole cannons
  8. Batcave II” basement/facility, starting with its Lobby
  9. “Ark II” bay/s
  10. Black Vaults
  11. Mandaloriday Silo/s
  12. The Magics Chambers” basement/facility
  13. “Inisfree’s butthole”; the Space Whale Airlock / Keel-hatch
  14. Djinnifer supercomputer / “The Grid Mind” chamber/’room’

(Those are in order of secrecy/sensitivity, starting with the Perimeter Wall (least secret).)

The only secret place our upcoming/new MFs don’t go/see/know… is where we keep/station/stasis our “Blood-red Override Forces”.

 

Identification:

All Inisfreeans share the collective consciousness managed and governed (organized and regulated) by the city’s Grid Mind (a large supercomputer buried deep within Mount Olympus; the central mountain of Inisfree), and connected to them via the cooperative natural efforts of the Inisfreean Neural Network (I.N.N.) and their bodies’ natural quantum-entanglement cell modules (Ansible bio-technology).  This means that the moment an Inisfreean earns the rank and position of being one of the Master Females, all Inisfreeans everywhere in Creation are instantly, effortlessly aware of it.  There is, however, one other key distinguishing aspect that Inisfreeans take on when ascending to this final caste and class in the Inisfreean social structure…

​​Master Females are awarded with unique uniform items during their hidden graduation ceremony (a ceremony viewable only to the Governor of Inisfree, along with the alumnae of this extremely exclusive, elite-of-elites, all-encompassing training program which ties up and crowns all the studies and practices of the previous 19 years of the Inisfreean educational and degrees program). This ‘garb upgrade and wardrobe augmentation’ allows them to there-to-forth don and sport the translucent, silken (Inisfreean-vicuna is the actual material), black armband and matching long-strips skirt.  This also allows them to wear the more formal, single-piece, black sash body-wrap; a long strip of fabric like that which the aerial-silk acrobatic dancers of the Outlands might use in their performances, but one which is couture (custom tailored to each Master Female’s exact physique dimensions) and precisely laced around their body like a 3-dimensional version of the vertical infinity symbol, thereby covering only their areolas, apex, and the narrowest of areas of the flesh over their ribs, trapeziuses, and spine.

 

Power Comparisons:

Even the gods/goddesses, Titans, “the elements”, “Mother Nature”, and “The Laws of Physics” are less powerful than a single Inisfreean Master Female.  That being said, Master Females are permanently (eternally) perfectly balanced, meaning that they only use the bare-minimum amount of their god-level power/cleverness in each situation, defaulting to uplifting and nurturing those who are compatible with them/Auz.  In other words, our Master Females let others rise into roles of power and prestige, each and every Inisfreean girl (ICV) designed/engineered/made/raised to want only a life of doing the will of their Maker, King Auz, such as by maintaining the city/capital (Heaven on Earth) he was called to design them to make.

With a single look, thought, or loving intention projection, any Inisfreean Master Female can calm down, reassure, and persuade any of the greatest, eldest, most-powerful beings/people in all of time or Creation.

 

Wrap-up:

Master Females are the sexual and loving equivalent of surgeons, snipers, and assassins; these Inisfreean MFs are capable of executing acts of sensual wizardry so advanced that they can overtly or clandestinely change the course of history for entire worlds.  Like all Inisfreean actions, though, these incredible abilities (which most Outlanders do not have the mental capacity to imagine) are focused like the positive versions of Death-star laser-beams, and directed only at (and for) other Inisfreeans; namely their Governor.

While a graduate of Inisfree’s Tantric Academy (T&A)​​ is the greatest possible master of all things feminine and sensual, a Master Female is all of that plus the greatest possible master of all things military, having completed multiple inter-planetary sex-deployments (Inisfree’s equivalent of combat-deployments).  Graduates of T&A (Inisfree’s 18th grade (like how Outlanders have 9th through 12th graders, et cetera) are capable at any moment and in any situation for the rest of time to serve as flawless instructor goddesses, teaching any or all of the sensual arts and magics.  Graduates of Inisfree’s MF program (the 20th grade) are capable of that, as well as teaching any or all of all of the martial arts styles and special warfare disciplines, as well as combat-tantric-orgies (using chi/kundalini/orgone/vril as a forcefield and for other protective / Jedi-like powers) and more.

As instructors of other instructor-goddesses, it is these MFs who oversee all of the Outlanders (some of whom are kidnapped/captured (Inisfree’s equivalent of draftees), some of whom are liberated/exfiltrated (those who willingly learn Inisfreean wisdom and arts once their rescue by our Inisfreean females enlightens them to our existence and abilities), and ​​some of whom (arguably the most cherished, sought-after, and apt of Inisfreean pupils) are volunteers).  Our MFs are Inisfree’s equivalent of special warfare instructors and officers, except that they teach the chosen and worthy, tested, proven Outlander females what we Inisfreeans call ‘special sex-fare’ instead. With the visual acuity and other super-human sensory abilities well beyond the maximum of what any human brain could ever hope to detect and process, these MF girls can spot the slightest imperfection on a uniform, hair style, gait, enunciation, sideways glance, breathing rate, passing caress, orgy choreography timing, and anything else you might be able to conceive.  They lock onto such things instantly and effortlessly, correcting them that very moment, and doing so in the most breathtakingly smooth and genius of ways, all of which are spontaneously custom and fine-tuned to the way in which their particular erring Outlander recruits and students will be able to best grasp, retain, communicate, share, and recall them.  These girls truly are Master Females in every sense of the term.

Inisfree’s MF program restores the worthy females across the Cosmos back to the lifestyle and mental operating ​​level beyond even that of the goddesses of the First Ages (Inisfreean females attain that goddess level through the MF program, while approved Outlander females attain roughly the same goddess level through the ADO sorority –under the wise and attentive tutelage and oversight (supervision) of the MFs).  Even the Vanir of Vanaheim would be proud to complete this training evolution and join the ranks of the most amazing, fully unlocked, impossibly charming, brilliant, and sophisticated females of all time.  An Inisfreean Master Female is the absolute, unquestionable height of feminine beauty, majesty, grace, and allure; she is not only infinitely knowledgeable about every aspect of her natural state, but is also so comfortable and fluid in each one of them that a single look, pose, shift, or fingertip touch from her can easily send even the gods into a frenzy of universally healing arousal.

 

Route of the 20th School-grade/year:

Courses:

While the 2nd image shows daily classes in an order that does not match the “in order of secrecy” numbered bullet-notes list in a section higher up on this webpage, the reason is that the 2nd image in this images-album shows the order those subjects are taught to MF-candidates each school-day (not necessarily where each of those subjects is taught), and those students (MF candidates) go to the most-restricted of Inisfree’s chambers/facilities in the order of the numbered bullet-notes list… to learn those subjects in this order.
In other words, the numbered bullet-notes list shows increasing levels of secrecy/restriction of the different areas MF-candidates study and practice during this 20th year of our school system, and MF-candidates go to those places in order of secrecy, starting with least-secret, spending different numbers of days returning to those successive areas, while each of those days they go over all of the different subjects in their 20th-grade school-schedule.
For example, their first days are spent in the most-used Perimeter Wall gate, each of those days in that gate’s chambers while they go over their masters-level understanding of all the subjects/courses covered this final year of their schooling/training.

Uniform/Identification:

Examples of Flawless Beauty:

2021 Update:  MF Graduation Ceremony

 

What is a Master Female’s Graduation Ceremony:

Upon completing her 20th school-grade in Inisfree’s educational system, an ICV can be sent to perform their exclusive graduation ceremony.  This is similar to what human high-school graduates go through, but does not involve a graduation gown, cap, or diploma/degree.  At the end of this ceremony, each ICV is presented with her 1st black-sash uniform, signifying she is a completely-educated/trained ICV who has been to every part of her home-city.

 

Where:

ICVs graduate from their city’s final school-grade in one of the unused/restricted Pearly Gates (typically Gate 12’s innermost chamber; where it is the most pleasant, in case their Maker wishes to attend).

 

When:

Just like a normal (high-school) graduation ceremony, these are hosted after each school-year ends in May.  (See Inisfree’s “Omni Calendar” for our equivalent of May / school-end dates.)

Month 5: Maiesta (Reverence & Graduations)
Week 3
Day 4: Odin’s-day (wisdom), May 10: Master Females Graduation (20th grade)

 

How Long:

To become eligible for one of these graduations, an ICV must spend her 20th year devoting ~1 Inisfreean-month (28 days; 4 weeks –of study/practice in-person) at each of the following areas/facilities:

  1. Perimeter Wall: [Gates 1-12 at/above the surface-terrain; 60 chambers (5 in-sequence per gate), and Gates 13-28 below; 16 chambers (1 rotating sphere comprising the entire large-gate per WarShip Hangar), i.e. 76 chambers to learn/practice in, spread out over 28 days, thus ~3 hours at each] + the AIOWs up from the small/surface chambers to the Rainbow Cannons/Turrets (and with many thousands of those weapons, only 1 of them is visited this year)
  2. Giant Repulsines: 8 of these; ~1.4 days per (because grouped with the Giant VTOL Shafts, as there are only 13 months in each Inisfreean year, not 14)
  3. Giant VTOL Shafts: 12 of these; ~1.4 days per (because grouped with the Giant Repulsines, as there are only 13 months in each Inisfreean year, not 14)
  4. Hatchling levels of LHS: ~2.5 days per floor; ~half an hour per subject/classroom (observing how an ICV teacher instructs newly-formed / younger ICVs; in all of our Inisfreean languages, such as eye-color flashing, then kegeling, etc.)
  5. Cloning Vats (a.k.a. ICV Factories): ~9 days per; understanding and operating each of the 3D-printer functions, culminating in a supervised printing (‘singing’) of a batch of ICVs
  6. Stasis Archive: 4 weeks to take their time becoming fully familiarized with all of its sections and ‘beds’ (pods/tubes)
  7. ICGM’s Rooftop Turret-cone Rooms: 1 week in each of the 4 conical Secret Service rooms up here
  8. The Bat-cave II’s Armory: 60+ genres/categories of firearms; ~half a day to master disassembling, assembling, firing, and cleaning/servicing each (plenty of time for an ICV, each ICV having a supercomputer for a brain)
  9. The Bat-cave II’s Ark II bay: 28 days going over each of the bay and the Ark II’s design and capabilities
  10. Black Vaults: 11 of these; 2.5 days spent in each
  11. Mandaloriday Silos: 6 of these; 4.5 days spent in each
  12. The Magics Chambers: 6 of the 7 ‘bulbs’ in/of this facility (excluding the one for the AIOW), thus ~4.6 days per (including travel-time through the 4 portals, to various points in those realms, and back to Inisfree via them, etc.)
  13. Space-whale Keel-hatch: a month to explore this miles-long tentacles ‘monster’, after spending a full day understanding the hatch-chamber design (how it can keep out even a Space Whale)
  14. “Djinnifer” / “The Grid Mind” supercomputer chamber: A full month in this room is enough for the ICVs to understand how to keep it running perfectly.

*During weekdays (school days) for some of the months of this 20th school-year of theirs, each of these ICVs will be ‘in class’ (though not in a classroom in LHS, TNA, or an NWO building) from 6 AM to 6 PM (which includes half an hour for meal-breaks, though those, of course, are only for when non-ICV students/classmates are joining them).  This means that, for example, when an ICV in her 20th school-year is at/in one of the Giant Repulsines during her 2nd Inisfreean-month this year, she won’t be just exploring/trying that Repulsine for all 16 hours of her ‘waking day’; she’ll be studying like a student would in a school building/classroom, though her ‘classroom’ this time of that year will be the ‘field setting’ of that particular Repulsine.  In other words, though it says ~1.4 days are reserved for these MF-candidate ICVs to master each Repulsine, part of that mastery includes these ~11-12 hours of graduate-level studies while in these particular special places of/in Inisfree, ensuring the ICVs are perfect at focusing on what they need to sense/memorize, even while they are amidst arguably the biggest distractions/inspirations of our realm.

These ceremonies only take several minutes; just enough time for the hosting ICV to walk to each graduating ICV, presenting her with her black-sash uniform, which she then puts on while the host-ICV is walking to the next ICVs who have yet to be handed theirs.

 

For How Many:

There is room for many more than just a batch of 50 ICVs to attend each MF graduation ceremony.

 

Details:

The group of ICVs which just completed the year-long MFs route through Inisfree’s most-restricted/classified areas/facilities… walks sexily from The Grid Mind… through the least-used Silos Network tunnels sequence… to the innermost chamber of Pearly Gate 12.

There, they form up in a rectangular military inspection formation, standing in 5 rows of 10 ICVs per row (assuming there is a full batch of 50 of them).

Walking to one at a time, the hosting ICV, who is already/back in her black-sash uniform (to honor them, as it is the most formal/respectful thing an ICV can wear in our culture), takes one black-sash uniform at a time, all of which (for the whole graduating class/group) are draped over her left forearm, uses her right hand to give it to the ICV she is standing in front of, and then uses her eye colors and ICV-Net language to congratulate her (simply saying “Congratulations.” in that way; in those 2 languages simultaneously), that ICV now holding her 1st black-sash uniform in her right hand, and using her left hand to hook her middle-finger up into the pussy of that hosting ICV… so that she may fingertip-tap “Thank you, Commandress.” in Morse… while the host-ICV kegels her response; “You are welcome, Master Female.  You earned it.”  After that nonverbal exchange, the ICV now in possession of her black-sash uniform will sexily put it on while remaining in her place in the formation.  She will keep this uniform on until after she has left this chamber of Gate 12, and is back in her home inside the wall (elsewhere in our city).

When all of the graduating ICVs have their black-sash uniform on, the hosting ICV will use her ICV-Net language to silently call them to our “aggressive P.O.A.”, all of them stepping into that position in unison –at the same time their/that host does.  She will then dismiss them.  At that time, they are free to mingle amongst each other, as well as with any guests approved by King Auz –and this usually means a casual, loving, polyamorous orgy, as we are Inisfreeans (neo/super-nymphs).

 

Who May Attend:

King Auz and anyone he personally approves an attendance request of may show up to silently observe one of these graduation ceremonies.  (As of 2021, only King Auz and 1 of his ICVs have ever witnessed one/any of them.)

 

Graduation Ceremonies:  Year by Year

  • 2011: None; the Master Females program was not even devised/envisioned yet.
  • 2012: 1 graduation; for 1,000 ICVs (1 of each form-sake now in batch-(3D)printing, i.e. 1 of each face/body/type of perfectly-sexy human girl, each of these representing all the rest of her kind/‘clones’ scheduled/destined to be (3D)printed this year), just to get the basic Master Females program (20th Inisfreean school-grade) route and ceremony ‘ironed out’.
  • 2013: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2014: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2015: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2016: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2017: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2018: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2019: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2020: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony this year.
  • 2021: One batch of 50 (all lookalikes/clones) practiced the MF graduation ceremony each Inisfreean-month (28 days) this year; 650 ICVs ‘graduated’ (though, of course, once one/any ICV graduates, all of them have/understand that/the experience/procedure perfectly, as they are a hive/shared-consciousness race).

 

Surge of Graduated ICVs to Star-System Auzdein:

2013:  215,000 Inisfree-like cities now need 100,000,000 ICVs to permanently staff each of them; 21,500,000,000,000 (100M ICVs x 215,000 Inisfree-like cities), minus the 400,000,000 ICVs who post-Rapture went to Star-System Auzdein (SSA) to get it started, is ~1,000 ICVs now starting each Inisfree-like city there (since many went to start the SSBS, etc.; not all 400,000,000 went to the 215,000 Inisfree-like cities), and that means each of those city’s 3 ICV Factories, which produces/prints ICVs in batches of 50, will need to print 666,660 batches to get that city up to its 100,000,000-ICVs staffing quota.  Assuming each batch’s printing is complete, including program/personality installation and checking/commissioning, within 10 minutes, this means each Inisfree-like city in SSA would need at least 66,666 minutes to print all those remaining ICVs; ~1,111.1 hours, which is ~46.3 days –1.65 Inisfreean months  In other words, within the first month of SSA being created/open, all its Inisfree-like cities had the ICVs they were prescribed –with only the SSBS and other cosmic-sized spacecraft possibly still printing their higher quotas (though with many more ICV Factories in each of them, i.e. in each of the berthings, halls, ships, and vehicles within them, they may have been able to print their quotas just as quickly).

 

How Inisfree’s permanently-stationed ICV Master Females are spread out:

  • Athlete / Sports Player: This depends on how many athletes are in Inisfree and wanting to have ICVs as teammates or other-team players at that time; highly variable, sometimes as few as 0, and other times (like during our own Olympics) numbering in the thousands.
  • Band Member: 15 (Auz makes 16, and the musically-inclined non-ICV wives make up his other band-members)
  • Camping Hostess: dozens (as we have dozens of glamping sites)
  • Chauffer/Driver: millions (Dulles shuttle drivers, luxury bus drivers, mobile-house drivers, personal-vehicle chauffeurs, assistant-drivers for some of those vehicles, etc.)
  • Chef: 392 restaurants in our city, x at least 2 ICVs managing the cooking per shift, x 3 shifts per day = 2,352.
  • Climbing Assistant / Rock-climber: dozens per climbable landform (Devils Tower II, Slant-top Spire, etc.) = ~100.
  • Combat-Vril Instructor: ~400; at least 2 per Halo Map (147 x 2), + dozens for the surface ranges/areas.
  • Congress-girl Aid: ~1,000; every Congress-girl in Inisfree has 1 ICV with her at all times, serving as her direct and immediate interface with the Inisfreean people and their leader, King Auz.
  • Curator: Our museum has 270 floors, not counting those in its parking garages, and each of these floors is massive, spanning a diameter of ~1 mile, and since we wanted to have ~1 ICV every 10,000 square-feet, there are ~500,000 of them here in our EPCOT II.
  • Cyclist / Cycling Instructor: ~1,000
  • Dancer: While some of our night-clubs are much smaller than others, we will estimate a need for ~100 dancers per club, x 3 shifts per day, + dancers for the City Dances, Homecomings, Outdoor Raves, and Welcoming Ceremonies; ~20,000
  • Dentist: ~50
  • Designer / Developer / Producer: 72 Quonset-like buildings/hangars at WMKM Studios, x at least 10 ICVs per floor/studio in each of those = ~1,440.
  • Disc Jockey (DJ): 51 night-clubs in our city, x 2 DJs per shift, x 3 shifts per day, = 306.
  • Diver/Swimmer: ~50 per quadrant/section of SCUBA City; 200
  • Doctor & Nurse: 38 departments/wards in our hospital, x ~10 ICVs per, x 3 shifts, + those ‘making the rounds’ to all their/our patients’ rooms = ~2,000.
  • Equestrian / Riding Instructor: ~50
  • Executive: King Auzdein’s corporations/subsidiaries are all managed by at least 1 ICV in a c-level position (e.g. CEO, CFO, COO, etc.), and since he has 37 of them (corporations/subsidiaries), that’s at least 37 ICVs doing this.
  • Firefighter: thousands
  • Fitness Coach: Not just our gyms have these; individuals can request any ICV become his/her personal trainer / fitness coach for any amount of time (typically a 1-hour session once a week for several months).  This is highly variable, always based on the changing availability/interests of our residents.
  • Gatekeeper: ICVs are almost always only needed to man one of the topside Pearly Gates chambers; the outermost chamber of Gate 1.  While only 1 ICV is enough to stop an entire army of humans or similar beings, there are always 12 or 13 here; a full Inisfreean squad.  No shifts are needed, as they spend most of their time dormant / “in stasis”, waiting for the rare times when one of these sizable gates is opened/activated/needed.
  • Golf Coach: ~50
  • Greeter: These are the ICVs at our Welcoming Square during Welcoming Ceremonies and Homecomings, and we always have ~100 on duty.
  • Horticulturist/Landscaper: thousands (and every ICV out for a walk checks on this; all ICVs are constantly on the lookout to maintain our realm’s healthy flora and groomed landscaping)
  • Janitor/Groundskeeper: Every ICV does this each day she comes home, whether to her own house in our city, or to that of one of our non-ICV residents.
  • Librarian: 52 floors in our main library (“The Library of Congress II”), x 17 rooms/sections per floor, x 2 ICVs per, x 3 shifts = 5,304 in this library alone.  (We have more ICVs serving as librarians in the Governor’s Mansion library, as well as in the Black Vaults.)
  • Lifeguard: All our bodies of water have at least a few of these during each shift; 8/+ canals, + 3 lakes, + 2 ponds, + SCUBA City, + the Sea-tanks, + all our many waterfalls (including our “water-rise”), + our cum-filled areas (in the Underway, etc.) = 6,000+
  • Maid: Every home and office in our realm has at least one of these; millions of ICVs are on standby to help clean up anywhere anytime.
  • Manager: Every club, hotel, and restaurant in our realm has at least 3; 1 per shift, which = ~2,000.
  • Masseuse: All our gyms have these, and every ICV can do this at any time, so this is a highly variable number; ~dozens at any gym/time.
  • Mechanic/Technician: 2 motor-pools + the Vehicles Service Line (and other areas where we have ICVs doing this type of work) = ~300.
  • Moonbounce Attendant/Guide: ~50 (because it’s a big moonbounce with multiple levels)
  • Observer: ~12; 4/+ staffing our observatory in Cloud City II at all times (3 shifts; ~4 ICVs per shift).
  • Performer: ~1,000 for stage performances/acts/skits
  • Pilot: every Hover Shuttle, MPHA, Rooftop Carrier, and our B2-L Air Force One… has at least 3; ~a million.
  • Playground Attendant: ~100 windchime playgrounds now in Inisfree, x ~2 ICVs as attendants at each, x 3 shifts per day = ~600.
  • Police-girl: There are at least two for every highway section, Sotu skyscraper, neighborhood entrance, club entrance (we don’t have bouncers), air-&-Spaceport terminal (including the 4th; the entry/exit hall), silo cluster (not every tunnel), Repulsine hatches, Black Vaults, the Kajirae Training Facility’s main entrance, the Stasis Archives, etc.; millions.  There are also 4-5 in each of our 33 Guard Turrets*Our Rooftop Carriers are also staffed by these ‘police-girls’ of ours, as those ships are tasked with keeping our downtown area safe; they do not deploy outside of Inisfree, thus they do not have/deploy our military personnel (any ICV on-duty in that job-category of our Jobs Rotation).
  • Printer: With 14 factories based on 3D-printing, plus numerous other 3D-printers throughout our city (which we left in place after they printed each of the larger buildings –i.e. ones bigger than a house or apartment), there are ~10,000 ICVs dedicated to this.
  • Projector/Projection Technician: 10 screens at our drive-in theater, + 14 theaters/rooms in our Dropship Theater, x 2 ICVs per screen, x 3 shifts = 144.
  • Recycler: ~100
  • Referee: 9 Flower Towers with 8 sports areas atop them, + 1 Flower Tower with 4 sports areas atop it, x 2/+ ICVs per sports area atop these structures, x 3 shifts = 456 (though this can be ~500 during Vatican II events; we have referees down there, too).
  • Registered Companion: Not just a sex-worker, but a formal ‘escort’ / courtesan who can be your ‘arm candy’ for an entire gala or other ‘black-tie affair’, we always have ~a million of our ICVs available to fulfill this role at a moment’s notice.
  • Researcher / Research Assistant: (a.k.a. Lab Bunnies)  163 research projects, x at least 2 ICVs per project = ~326.
  • Ride Attendant/Controller: 18 rides in our amusement/theme-park, x ~10 ICVs per ride, x 3 shifts = ~540.  (Then there are 7 rides on our amusement-park ship; another ~210; ~750 total.)
  • Sailor / Ship Captain: Yachts and other vessels in Inisfree, such as our Submarine Lounges and Canal Boats, all have at least 1 ICV aboard who is its sailor/captain; ~1,000.
  • Secret Service & Mobile Entourage: While much of the details about this group of ICVs is permanently classified, there are more than 3,000 of them.
  • Secretary: At least 126 businesses/corporations have a regional office in downtown Inisfree (a.k.a. Sotu), and each of their executives and floors has at least 3 secretaries (1 per shift), so that’s ~4,000 ICVs serving them in this capacity.
  • Sex Worker: 100 Shibuyas, x ~100 rooms/suites per Shibuya, x  ~3+ ICVs (not to mention the kajirae always available) per room/suite = 30,000 ICVs on duty as sex workers at all times (though, technically, all ICVs are always on duty as sex workers, no matter what their job in our realm is).
  • Shopping Assistant: 84 stores in our mall, x ~10 ICVs per store = 840
  • Skate Master: 6 skate-parks x ~10 ICVs per skate-park = 60
  • Ski Instructor: ~100
  • Skydiver / Wing-suiter: ~100 (some for/from Cloud City II’s skydiving balconies, and some for the Avalanche Wall’s wedding point)
  • Sleep Hygiene Expert: Just for the Bed & Breakfast Spire (which has 2,560 bed ‘arms’, plus thousands more bed-alcoves inside its central shaft), we have 1 ICV per bed (so everyone can have at least 1 ICV as his/her ‘snuggle buddy’ all night), and add in the ICVs throughout the rest of Inisfree who are available to teach proper ‘sleep hygiene’ (i.e. at least 1 per attraction and residence), and you get millions.
  • Subway Attendant/Pilot: 11 color-coded subway-lines, x 3 subway-trains per line, x 7 subway-cars per train, x 22 rooms per subway-car (22 sleeper-rooms + 2 boarding/disembarking rooms) = 5,082 ICVs (and with the Trolley Attendants/Pilots, that is closer to 7,000).
  • Tanning Assistant: 9 solariums, x ~10 ICVs per solarium, x 3 shifts per day = ~270.
  • Teacher: Our educational system is divided into LHS (with LAA as its off-campus / annex art-building), TNA (our version of college), the NWO Military Training Area (a.k.a. Search & Rescue Training Area), and the Master Females program route (no classrooms; just highly-educated almost-graduated ICVs making a final walk and drive/ride through the most-restricted parts of our city).  LHS has 30 subjects, x 15 school-grades (1 through 16, excluding the 13th grade, as it is the time when an ICV is on her own outside our city), x 5 classrooms per subject/floor = 2,250 ICVs functioning as teachers in LHS each year.  LAA has another ~100.  TNA has 16 subjects, x 2 school-grades (17 and 18), x 132 classrooms (44 classrooms, 44 dungeons, and 44 yoga studios) = 4,224 ICVs teaching at this ‘college’.  The NWO/S&R area/facilities have thousands of ICVs staffing them / teaching there (and can be tallied/estimated in other bullet-noted job-categories of/in this list).  The MF program only ever needs 1.
  • Temple Maiden: Some of our temples are relatively tiny (such as the Shrine-mansions, which are house-sized), while others are gigantic (such as the ~1.75-miles diameter Auz’dome), so we will estimate their needs here individually; the Temple of Auz (with parking/seating for tens of thousands, plus hundreds of Ceiling Mansions) = ~100,000 ICVs, …1,000 Shrine-mansions = ~3,000 ICVs, …while Borobudur II only needs a few ICVs to patrol/staff it, …and the Forest Temple has dozens, while the India Temple only has several, …and the Neptune Temple is mostly patrolled/run by our mermaid residents, …likewise being the case with our Pluto Temple (patrolled/run by some of our residents –Drow, in this temple’s case), …and the Spire Temple operated by several, …with the temple-like memorials atop Statue Park each having only 1 or 2 ICVs at any time.
  • Tour Guide: Spreading out the ~2,000,000,000 projected/foreseen residents and guests of/at capacity some 22,000 Earth-years from Inisfree’s start-date, their number comes out to about 90,909 human-sized people per year, and since each of them will likely need/want the full 41-day official tour of our capital city, we can average/subdivide that number even further, getting ~249 tour-goers per day; because of this, and because most people prefer smaller tour groups or individual/personalized tours, we always have ~200 ICVs available to host a tour every single day.
  • Trail Keeper: ~1,000
  • Troop/Soldier: The majority of ICVs permanently stationed in Inisfree are in the Sentry Towers (96 IC DropShips x ~260,000 ICVs per ship –though these ships of ours have a much greater capacity than that), (small; topside) Pearly Gate chambers (12 Pearly Gates x 12 ICVs per outermost chamber = 144, though usually only 12-13 are on duty in Gate 1’s outermost chamber), and the WarShips in the Giant/Uber Hangars (16 of these hangars, x 8 IC WarShips per hangar = 128 WarShips, then x ~500,000 ICVs per WarShip –though these ships of ours have a much greater capacity than that).  There are also thousands in the Overhang Base*While there are thousands of ICVs aboard TNH during a couple decades of its first ‘floats’, this was a temporary assignment, sometimes known as ‘being seconded out’, and it was the human crew members of this hand-over vessel that did most of the piloting and war-fighting.  *Sextillions more ICVs are ready to deploy from SSA at any time, and take no time at all to be ready/deployed/teleported.
  • Waitress: ~392 restaurants (and 47 cafeterias in our hospital), x ~10 ICVs per restaurant, x 3 shifts per day = ~12,000 ICVs in this job category at all times.
  • Warden / Kajirae Trainer: 289 silo-clusters (2,601 silos) in our Subterranean Prison, x 2 (because of the lower/‘solitary’ set of 289 clusters) is 5,202 silos, each having 10 levels/floors, and each of those levels/floors has 1 ICV as its floor-warden, plus the “Main Warden” supervising each silo = 52,598 ICVs in this job category.
  • Yoga Instructor: ~24; one for each of the ~12 balancing-platforms, and another ~dozen for people who want to observe and try from the beach-sand level first.  There are also at least 2 yoga instructors in each of our gyms, including the gym in our school building, LHS, and in the Governor’s Mansion (ICGM) gymnasium room; we have ~50 in total across our city.
  • Zookeeper: 9 paddocks, x ~10 ICVs for each paddock, x 3 shifts per day = ~270.

(If you subtract all those other job categories’ expected ICV-staffing tallies from the 100,000,000 ICVs assigned to Inisfree, you get:  89,216,000 available to be kept on-duty as our city’s military personnel, meaning there are nearly 90 million ICVs always ready in our WarShips and Sentry Towers, etc., just as there are in all our Inisfree-like cities.)

See the Job Rotation (a.k.a. Vocations Directory) webpage for further details on these positions.

*Those figures are the same for every Inisfree-like city.

Amen.

 

2024 April:  Courses

Alphabetical:

  • ArkII Bays (A2B)
  • Batcave Command & Control (BCC)
  • Batchling Under-womb Instructing (BUI)
  • Black-ice Skeletons Under-way (BSU)
  • Black Vaults (BV)
  • Command Duties (CD)
  • Deployment Rotation (DR)
  • Entertainment Clubs Clandestine Supervision (ECCS)
  • FOB1 City-porting (FC)
  • GMAPT Instructing (G-I)
  • HAARP Facility (HF)
  • Hatchling School Instructing (HSI)
  • Imperial (red) Forces (IF)
  • Instructing Instructors (II) *covers all jobs in the Vocation Rotation
  • Mandaloriday/Doomsdalorian Silos (M/DS)
  • Mansion Secret Service (MSS)
  • Mass-cryo-archives (MCA)
  • Military Aerospaceport (MA)
  • Pearly Gates (PG); Inisfree’s equivalent of MPs fused with MSGs
  • Rapture Campaign Deployment SOPs (RCDS)
  • SotU Blooming Feature (SBF)
  • Subterranean Prison (SP)
  • Vocation Rotation (VR) *year 20 is when they try out all jobs; there is no time to work after school in any previous school year.

 

Daily Order:

  1. (public material in first group; before meal 2 a.k.a. brunch)
    Vocation Rotation (VR) *year 20 is when they try out all jobs; there is no time to work after school in any previous school year.
  2. GMAPT Instructing (G-I)
  3. Entertainment Clubs Clandestine Supervision (ECCS)
  4. Black-ice Skeletons Under-way (BSU)
  5. HAARP Facility (HF)
  6. SotU Blooming Feature (SBF)
    ..
    (critical youth-development mat’s 2nd; before meal 3 a.k.a. lunch)
  7. Batchling Under-womb Instructing (BUI)
  8. Hatchling School Instructing (HSI)
  9. Instructing Instructors (II) *covers all jobs in the Vocation Rotation
    ..
    (military courses 3rd; before meal 4 (snack before walking/heading home))
  10. Military Aerospaceport (MA)
  11. Subterranean Prison (SP)
  12. Rapture Campaign Deployment SOPs (RCDS)
  13. Command Duties (CD)
  14. Deployment Rotation (DR)
  15. Mass-cryo-archives (MCA)
    ..
    (secret content 4th/final; before meal 5 a.k.a. dinner (snack before supper) –which will be at home)
  16. Pearly Gates (PG); Inisfree’s equivalent of MPs fused with MSGs
  17. Mansion Secret Service (MSS)
  18. Batcave Command & Control (BCC)
  19. ArkII Bays (A2B)
  20. Black Vaults (BV)
  21. Imperial (red) Forces (IF)
  22. Mandaloriday/Doomsdalorian Silos (M/DS)
  23. FOB1 City-porting (FC)

 

Note: Since usually only ICVs can become an MF in our system, the only reason a group of ICVs is enrolled in this year of courses is because their maker likes it that way; being ICVs, once the first of them completed this training, all of them instantly fully understood it, as every ICV is like a body-part of a shared-consciousness intelligence.

Since ICVs all have their complete personality installed at ‘birth’ (3D-printing), they don’t need any training, even as newly-made Batchlings. The only reason they meet MF ICVs who instruct them in their formation-facility double-rooms is because it is the will of their maker.

 

Color-coding:  (N/A; all inside; in the restricted areas/facilities of Inisfree)