WGI HQ Tower – Austin Bunton Designs

This is the tallest skyscraper in downtown Inisfree, and headquarters of the super-corporation WGI.

–

Table of Contents:

Introduction
Summary
This Skyscraper’s Dimensions
Fountains
Lobby
Elevators
Offices
Additional Amenities
Aircraft Parking
Vertical Sections
Special Features
What It Manages
Prerequisites for Doing Business with WGIHQ
The Capitol of Inisfree
Businesses with Offices in WGI Tower
The Council of Elders
Meeting Etiquette; the Greetings of the Gods
The Awesome Blossom
Relevant Holidays
Exterior
Overall Form
Interior
Burj Khalifa Reference
Waldorf Astoria Inspiration
Elevator Lobbies Concepts
‘Blossom’ Concept
Staff
Concepts
Boardroom of the Council of Elders at the top of WGI HQ Tower
2023 Update: 2022 Scale-model of This Skyscraper and its Downtown Surroundings
2023 Update 2: Full-size Model of Its Uppermost Floors
2023 Update 3: Funny Meme on My Desk

–

Introduction:

The company this skyscraper is named for is owned & run by the city’s founder, and manages dozens of subsidiaries, details here. WGI Tower has a capacity for ~100,000 people, and you will never see a female there who isn’t flawlessly beautiful, flirty, graceful, and sexy. Even the business attire is sexy, skimpy, and suggestive, all while remaining artistic, classy, and couture.

–

Summary:

Located in the exact center of SotU, this, the tallest spire-shaped skyscraper in all of Inisfree, serves as the office building for the intergalactic corporate giant WGI. In common, daily speech, though its full name is War God Industries’ Headquarters, this monolithic cornerstone of Inisfreean architecture is simply spoken of by its abbreviation, W.G.I.H.Q.. It is within the many suites and offices of this sky-high spire, built in honor of the amazing achievements of the people of Dubai with their Burj Khalifa tower, that the c-level management of all WGI production and inter-dimensional trade occurs, directing the traffic from Inisfree’s multiple flash-cloning factories and assembly-line-like forges to its distribution ports and commercial repulsine aerospacecraft at its Civilian Aerospaceport.

–

This Skyscraper’s Dimensions:

WGI HQ Tower has a base with a diameter of 462 feet, and stands 3,630 feet tall; over 360 stories; nearly three quarters of a mile tall (if you count the antennae/spire on top of the highest boardroom). Its lower stories have as many as 167,553 square feet of floor-space; that’s enough room for nearly 6 of the largest mansions per story. At the top of this skyscraper, each story has over 2,800 square feet of floor-space; enough for a full-sized house and then some.

–

Fountains:

Outside and all around this skyscraper are many wide fountains of a clean, clear, Caribbean light blue. They have water nozzles/jets which change direction, making the water they shoot form changing arcs at different times of the day. Pointed straight up, and at full power, they can create columns of foaming water rising a few stories up into the air, briefly misting everyone downwind.

–

Lobby:

The entrance to this tallest of Inisfree’s skyscrapers is a palatial multi-story room from floor to ceiling, with ample luxurious seating, coffee tables (though coffee isn’t served in Inisfree), and a receptionists desk long enough to be its own small neighborhood. Fancy elevator double-doors are in two sets on either side of the adjoining elevators annex-lobby around the corner of that receptionists desk. Masculine, dark colored, fluted, square columns hold up the high ceiling, and gold-framed wall-art and diamond chandeliers are all around.

As always, the bellhops, receptionists, and most of the businesswomen here are almost always/fully naked. Only diaphanous couture / ‘second-skin’ Sotu business-girl attire is ever worn by any of them. Kajirae, of course, wear only their collars, staying barefoot even in these serious places of corporate business.

–

Elevators:

The ‘lifts’ here are like fixed-path “flying saucers” –in that they use Repulsines to help them move without anyone inside feeling changes in direction, speed, or gravity. Each elevator has mirrors from waist level up to its ceiling, a chandelier overhead, mirrored double doors, and gemstones (diamonds, rubies, etc.) the size of golf-balls for its buttons. (Compare this to the vast majority of other ‘lifts’ in Inisfree which are basic square surfaces with railings but not even walls.)

Some of these elevators only go up halfway, stopping near the middle floor of this skyscraper. These are the elevators which are ‘on line’ in the obvious elevators annex-lobby below (at ground level). Others are inside a central-shaft cluster of five A.I.O.W.s, all of them going all the way to the very top floors (at least up until the one right below the two private levels where High King Auz and his fellow elite leaders sometimes meet).

It takes only a minute or so for these fast-moving turbo-lifts to go all the way up from ground level (the lobby) to the top floors hundreds of stories overhead.

–

Offices:

The floors in this skyscraper with offices are often behind normal opaque walls. Inside each hall or suite of them, the walls between desk rooms of people working for the same company are like glass (though they, of course, here in Inisfree are always made of transparent metal). Every floor has suites, each suite complete with a receptionist/secretary desk foyer, a waiting room, a hallway connecting that business’s suites of desk rooms, a toilets-room (as Inisfree’s only call rooms with bathtubs ‘bath-rooms’),

All offices are like ‘corner offices’, because 1) this building has no corners; it only has three ‘sides’, each being a stack of successively slightly smaller cylindrical prisms, like three columns of skyscrapers stacked and leaning together toward the narrower top, and 2) all offices/suites are surrounded by the window-walls that are the sides of those rising, successively smaller ‘skyscraper components’. No matter where you are on any floor, you likely have multiple windows looking out on the downtown area in a wide range of degrees/directions. This means that even the secretaries get impressive, inspiring, otherworldly views right from their desks.

–

Additional Amenities:

Every several floors, a sequence of amenities or floor-types/focuses repeats; there are numerous levels devoted to offices, for example, in between numerous levels devoted to things such as courtyards/gardens, eateries/lounges, gyms and breezeways, etc..

courtyards and observation lounges
gardens and grow-rooms (edible plants everywhere; pick any fruit you like)
gyms/dojos
libraries/studies
massage studios/parlors
meeting rooms / offices
parking (only for personal aircraft)
restaurants
swimming pools (not for exercise; just for relaxation)
toilet-rooms (public-access)

All those are included in all the other skyscrapers here downtown. Here, however, you will find that they are even more spacious and well-appointed. They are also more-amply staffed (by ICVs and kajirae alike).

–

Aircraft Parking:

Any level designed for parking between those other types of floors will also have garage-like doors that move up or to the sides out of the way of incoming personal/small aircraft, such as the Hover Shuttles used as the (flying) taxis here downtown. Inside are polished surfaces with devices to help the incoming aircraft safely navigate in and land, then stay put until intended for use/exiting again. There is room for hundreds of these small aircraft with walkway space between their ‘parking spaces’ (landing pads) to spare.

–

Vertical Sections:

Each group of levels is reserved for one type of Inisfreean citizen/businessperson.

Floors 1 (Ground Level / Lobby) up to ~100: businesses owned/run by the cheerleaders approved to be in Inisfree
Floors ~100-200: businesses owned/run by the supermodels approved to be in Inisfree
Floors ~200-300: businesses owned/run by the princesses approved to be in Inisfree
Floors ~300-357: businesses owned/run by the queens/goddesses approved to be in Inisfree
Floor 358: ABD/WGI ‘umbrella corporation’ corporate/executive offices/suites; where High King Auz manages all his other companies.
Floor 359: Amber ICV1‘s Secretary of State / chief receptionist desk/office (with a wrap-around full-circle window-wall)
Floor 360: High King Auz’s private boardroom (with a wrap-around full-circle window-wall) –where the most senior-ranking council/group in all of the Inisfreean empire meets annually.

–

Special Features:

At any time, the CEO’s office in this skyscraper can double as a command & control room, activating the feature of this central part of Sotu which is normally only seen once a year (at the very end of New Year’s Eve); the Governor of Inisfree can use his desk in that penthouse office to raise up entire city blocks in Sotu to close around this headquarters skyscraper of his like triangular flower petals larger than even aircraft carriers and Naval fleets, forming an armored shell around his corporation’s towering nerve center as easily as one might press a key on a keyboard, and thereby giving WGI HQ the tonnage and stopping power of a Dreadnought.

–

What It Manages:

WGIHQ manages all of the operations of the Auto(mated/nomous) Factories (which produce couture, personal automobiles, and government vehicles for city-wide maintenance, each with repulsine-vertices as standard), WMKM Ansible radio and television (including Inisfreean-made motion pictures filmed at WMKM Studios), Grunt adult entertainment (filmed at WMKM Studios and across all of the Inisfreean realm; Inisfree-city and wherever deployed Inisfreeans may be), and both the soft- (online) and hard-copy versions of MKM (Mein Komedy Magazine), which is shipped in bulk from Inisfree’s Distribution Facility.

This is also where the ICPTO is.

–

Prerequisites for Doing Business with WGIHQ:

Inisfreeans are uncompromising beings who seek to barter with Outlanders capable of providing them with ongoing supplies of the most attractive female humans and humanoids. In proportion to how ‘hot’, numerous, and teenaged the proposed girls-for-trade are, the business deal of the WGI executives here at WGIHQ will be made. The more Inisfreean products you wish to have, the higher quality females (at the high Inisfreean standards) you must provide. *It is important to note that Inisfreean products are only invincible while in the realm of the Inisfreeans; either while they are in Inisfree-city or Star-system Auzdein, or while they are being commanded by the Inisfreeans themselves. Once they are handed over to Outlanders, the mortality and mentality of each Outlander greatly affects their longevity, though they still remain arguably the most well-made products in all of the Universe. Unable to fix a particular issue with your mortal-ized Inisfreean product after an accident? Just contact your nearest Inisfreean representative and arrange a trade in exchange for service.

–

The Capitol of Inisfree:

While Inisfree is the capital city of both the Earth and Star-system Auzdein (making it the very first world capital), WGI HQ tower here in downtown Sotu is its capitol; the building where all of the leadership of these many and great realms gather to discuss important matters to their peoples, as well as to just hang-out and socialize from time to time. To be clear, the four Congresses hosted by our city meet outside this capitol; they are voluntary gatherings of potential mutual helpers, a collection of charities, not a governing body. Governing entities, such as boards of c-level executives, conduct their management operations and think-tank sessions here in the tower.

Unlike previous capitals, Inisfree taxes no one, and protects everyone’s sovereignty even if they aren’t part of the Inisfreean empire. This is symbolized by the World Flag flying atop WGI HQ tower (at an equal height alongside its sister-flag; the rainbow-tie-dye backdrop and swastika flag of Inisfree), and by the flags of every nation on Earth, as well as the flags of every non-human civilization on friendly terms with the Inisfreeans (such as that of the Asari), whose flagpoles are encircling WGI HQ tower’s wide base amidst its Caribbean-colored moats and pools. Our capital city is one of fairness and reason, not domination or taxation for involuntary super-projects.

–

Businesses with Offices in WGI Tower:

* In order to have an office in this skyscraper, the business must be understanding of the Inisfreean Way, have a good or service the people of Inisfree enjoy using, and send only its most beautiful young women employees to represent it here in our city. The companies of the stores in our city’s shopping mall, as well all the biggest corporations and conglomerates involved in operations on and beyond the Earth, have all established permanent offices with us here at WGI Tower.

A’Maree’s: high-end fashions
Abercrofty: upper-crust (highest end) casual apparel
Abercrombie & Fitch: trendy, high-end, casual-rich couture
Abercrombie Kids: luxury casual attire (for smaller humanoids)
Adam & Eve: sex toys conglomerate
Aeropostale: casual attire made with light-weight fabrics
Affliction: couture casual biker and boxer/MMA attire for girls
American Eagle Outfitters: casual couture
Anglo American PLC: mining
Ascot Chang: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Ashley’s: high-end furniture, bedroom sets, and accessories
Ashley Madison: cheaters & swingers hook-up site
Aston Martin Lagonda Limited: luxury automobile company
Audi AG: luxury automobiles company
Automobiles Ettore Bugatti: luxury automobiles company
Automobili Lamborghini SPA: luxury automobiles company
Bad Kitty: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Barnes & Noble: books, CDs, and magazines
Bavarian Motor Works (BMW): luxury automobiles company
Beautiful People: attractive-only hook-up site
Bed, Bath, & Beyond: bathroom, bedroom, living-room, and fragrance accessories
Bentley Motors Limited: luxury automobile company
Bernhardt: high-end furniture, bedroom sets, and accessories
Bilderberg Group: nearly every construction product and major project
Billabong: high-end surfer-wear; wet-suits, snorkels, bikinis, etc.
Black Milk: high-end costumes, dresses, leggings, and swimwear
Blade: the Uber of the skies
Bloodbath & Beyond: humanimal-hunting sporting goods store
Blue Sun: consumer goods and more
Boeing Lockheed Martin: aerospace engineering
Bottega Veneta: high-end eyewear, dresses, footwear, and leather fashions
Bourdon House: upper-crust (highest end) men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Buckle: (a variant of Abercrombie) an American fashion retailer selling clothing, footwear, and accessories for men, women, and children
C’È LUCE & REGALE: boutique interior design studio specializing in luxury draperies, swag valance curtains, and window treatments
Cadillac Motor Car Division: luxury automobiles company
Calvin Klein Underwear: high-end male undergarments
Chanel: high-end fashions
Cyberdyne: cybernetic organisms and other robotics
Dior: upper-crust (highest end) fashions
Dolce & Gabbana: high-end fashions, eyewear, and footwear
Dow Chemical Company: chemicals, , plastics, performance chemicals, catalysts, coatings, crop technology, crude oil and natural gas exploration and production
DuPont: dynamite, paint, Space-age materials, and more
Elite Model Management: modeling agency with offices in New York, Los Angeles, Miami, & Toronto
Escada: high-end fashions
Fendi: upper-crust (highest end) fur and leather fashions
Ferrari N.V.: luxury automobiles company
Ford Models: NY-based agency
G.E. Astrospace: an outstanding satellite manufacturer
Galactic News Network (GNN): formerly CNN
Giorgio Armani: haute businesswoman couture
Go-go Dancer Supply: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Go-go Queen: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Godiva Chocolatier: premium chocolates and related products
Grunt Entertainment: sex-ed’ and general pornographic DVDs, MKM printed issues, etc.
Gucci: high-end fashions, footwear, and luggage
Guild House Serra: finest Registered Companions training organization
Helene Rask Modeling: Norwegian models network
Hollister: casual rich beachwear
Hot Topic: punk couture
House of Bijan: upper-crust (highest end) men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Hugo Boss: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Hussy: bikinis (and other swimwear), burlesque outfits, lingerie, sexy Halloween costumes, and skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
i Heart Raves: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
IMG: modeling agency with offices in New York City, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Paris, and Sydney
Interplanetary Corporate Conglomerate (ICC): the backbone of the SSP
Jaguar Cars: luxury automobiles company
Joan Bergin: sexy couture costumes
John Norman’s: kajira fashions; camisks, diaphanous slave silks, bondage ropes and knot-tying booklets, etc.
Juicy Couture: vibrant vicuna couture track-suits for jogging or pajama parties
Kajirae Acquisitions: largest interplanetary trader organization from Gor
Kleinfeld Bridal: high-end couture ballroom gowns
Kno: the sexiest, skimpiest, most snug couture rich-punk fusion clothing of all; Abercrombie meets Hot Topic and i Heart Raves
Lindt & Sprüngli: premium chocolates and confections
Loewe: upper-crust (highest end) leather fashions
Loro Piana: high-end fashions
Louis Vuitton: upper-crust (highest end) couture fashions, eye-wear, and ballroom gowns
Luxy: rich-elite hook-up app
Mars Candy: confections
Maserati: luxury automobiles company
McLaren Automotive: luxury automobiles company
Mercedes-Benz: luxury automobiles company
Michael Amini: high-end furniture, bedroom sets, and accessories
Mont Blanc: high-end eyewear, leather goods, pens, and wristwatches
Morris & Sons: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female version of each
Nakheel Properties: makers of Dubai
Odgirl: couture club-wear (not specific to go-go dancers)
Oscar de la Renta: upper-crust (highest end) fashions
PacSun: casual rich beachwear, predominantly Californian
Parfums du Monde: all the finest and most expensive high-end perfumes from around the world; here you will find Annick Goutal Eau d’Hadrien, Joy by Jean Patou, Caron Poivre, Hermès 24 Faubourg, Chanel Grand Extrait, Baccarat Les Larmes Sacrees de Thebes, Clive Christian No. 1 Imperial Majesty Perfume, DKNY Golden Delicious Million Dollar Fragrance Bottle, and so forth
Pegasus-Global Holdings, Inc.: International energy and infrastructure advisers specializing as prudence auditors and risk management advisers
Plan B: for Gorean bitter wine (not the namesake)
Prada: high-end leather and cloth fashions, as well as footwear
Proper Suit: high-end couture men’s designer suits, with female versions of each
Rave Ready: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls, as well as glow-sticks and other spinners/poi accessories
Ray-Ban: couture eye-wear
Raytheon: classified electronics & photonics
Rolls-Royce Holdings PLC: luxury automobile company
Rykä: footwear designed specifically for the female foot shape (shoes for every occasion, including obstacle courses and combat)
Saks Jandel: high-end fashions
Scottevest: clothing with specialized and hidden pockets
Seeking Arrangement: sugar-daddy dating
SpaceX: Space rockets, computer-guidance systems, drone barges, and more
Stark Industries: Tony’s weapons development & manufacturing company
Storm Model Management: London-based agency
Tesla, Inc.: luxury automobiles company (formerly: Tesla Motors)
The Society: NY-based modeling agency
The Walt Disney Company: entertainment services, merchandise, movies, & shows
The Whole Nine: (penis-length pun aside, this is also a reference to the full variety of all the best fabrics by the bolt) if you can describe or imagine it, we can 3D-print it
Ugg: high-end cute female cold weather footwear (boots and slippers)
Umbrella: genetic & medical technology
Upscale Stripper: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Vanilla Umbrella: discrete hook-up app
Vera Wang Bridal House: high-end couture ballroom gowns
Versace: upper-crust (highest end) fashions and furniture
Victoria’s Secret: upper-crust (highest end) couture lingerie
Virgin America: major airline
Virgin Atlantic: major airline
Virgin Galactic: major spaceline; commercial interplanetary transportation
Vivid Entertainment: pornographic DVDs from the most beautiful Outlander porn stars
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.: multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets, discount department stores, and grocery stores
Waterford: fine crystal dining-ware
Weyland-Yutani: interstellar corporation heavily involved in terraforming and many other areas
Wilkes Bashford: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
XOJET: an on-demand private jet charter company based in Brisbane, California
Yandy: lingerie, sexy Halloween costumes, and skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Your La Mode: sexy Halloween costumes, and skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls

* Inisfree’s Council of Elders maintains the office on the highest floors of this skyscraper.

–

The Council of Elders

Clarification:

Though they are truly elders by any measure (some being more than 1,000,000 years old), they are also immortals and ascended masters, and none of them look a day older than 20, with the exception, of course, being those few amongst them who simply choose to, such as the leader of all Inisfreeans and the whole of the Inisfreean realm, the Governor of Inisfree-city, Lord Auzdein von Himmler, King of Kings; he usually chooses to appear in his mid-30s; an eternally virile-looking, brown-haired wizard-king.

Represented Races:

They meet in groups whose total number of people is always a prime number, as this is part of the timeless and most advanced science they now understand and are restoring on countless worlds. In the highest boardroom at WGI HQ tower in the center of Sotu; ‘downtown’ Inisfree, their meeting number is 17, and these select 17 represent the greatest empires in the Universe:

Angels
Asari
Aspara
Demi-deities
Demons (Angels)
Drow
Elementals
Elves (and Eldar)
Fay
Inisfreeans
Kryptonians
Naga
Nymphs (and Dryads)
Pleiadians (Nordic)
Vampires
Werewolves
X-Men (Humans)

Though humans are familiar with some of the Earthling Aspara, Elves, Fay, Nymphs, and so on, each of the above 17 races of humanoids constitute trillions of others of their kind, and occupy many other worlds throughout Creation, making each of their species an intergalactic superpower.

A Restored Peace:

Since demons are also angels, like the once diametrically opposed Great Britain and colonial United States, these once warring parties are now allies again, and can peacefully coexist and enjoy meaningful relations and genuinely polite gatherings. Thus, we enjoy both the company of their angelic and demonic delegates at our boardroom here at WGI HQ tower.

The Specifics about the Representatives of the Great Races:

Each intergalactic superpower race is represented by its most exemplary female delegate:

The Angels are represented by: Divinity Gottschalk whose names mean “delightful” and “servant of God”.
The Asari are represented by: Liara T’Soni (former Shadow Broker, recovered from her crash-landing after the Reapers Incident).
The Aspara are represented by: Urvashi (whose name means “one who controls the heart”).
The Demi-deities are represented by: Freyja (a.k.a. Aphrodite / Venus); reduced from a full-fledged goddess after Ragnarok (part of the Rapture Campaign, which deployed Inisfreean forces into Asgard and the rest of ‘The Heavens’), she was offered the chance to live on as a concubine in Inisfree, and, still being a great magician (advanced scientist, sometimes called a witch or sorceress), both her herbal and aesthetic wisdom and wizardry make her a fantastic healer, though her former status as the Norse goddess of sex and promiscuity (“free love”) has now been astronomically bested by the perfect genius of Inisfree and the Inisfreean people in that field of study.
The Demons are represented by: Lamia; a half woman, half serpent demon (though the Naga are represented by Tempest Thema); a sea monster (though not a sea-nymph); a night demon that preys on children, also a vampire (though not a representative of the land-based, human vampire race).
The Drow are represented by: Xull’rae Zauviir (the only redhaired Drow).
The Elementals are represented by: Queen Xephia whose new royal palace has been built in Earth’s Shadow Lands.
The Elves are represented by: Tauriel (a Silvan (Woodland) Elf whose name means “daughter of the forest”).
The Fay are represented by: Queen Oona (from Uonaidh, whose name means “lamb” or “one”).
The Inisfreeans are represented by: The Governor of Inisfree, King Himmler (whose title-&-name means “noble leader who lives in the high-altitude pleasant place”), and when his duties keep him from these meetings, his people are represented by Nyria Serra (Haifa Wehbe ICV) or Amber Heard (ICV). * Though not a female himself, the entire Inisfreean realm is the same one being and person, and so, as that makes all Inisfreeans (who are all females) extensions of his same body and consciousness, that also makes him a multi-sexual ‘female-oid’.
The Kryptonians are represented by: Kara Zor-El (known on Earth as Claire Connors, whose names mean “clear and bright” and “lover of wolves”).
The Naga are represented by: Tempest Thema (whose names mean “a violently windy storm” and “queen”).
The Nymphs are represented by: Queen Thetis (whose names means “order”), of the sea-nymphs (a.k.a. Merfolk or Merpeople; Mermaids and Mermen).
The Pleiadians are represented by: Maya Erra. Maya, in several languages from around the Earth, can mean “spring”, “brook”, “generous”, “princess”, “honorable matriarch”, and “love”. Her surname is a reference to her people’s home planet which shares its name with that of the Mesopotamian god, ‘lord of affray and carnage’; an especially violent and war-like god, the roots of whose name mean ‘scorched’ or ‘charred’, as in the aftermath of a grass or forest fire. Also, in Japanese, Maya was the name of the mother of Buddha.
The Vampires are represented by: Queen Ambrosia LeMorte (whose names mean “the food of the gods” and “the death of”).
The Werewolves are represented by: Elena Antonov Michaels whose names mean “shining light” or “bright one”, “descendant of Anton” (a variation of Antonius; Anthony, which means “praiseworthy” or “priceless”), and “descendant of Michael” (Michael, being the archangel, whose name is the rhetorical question ‘Who is like God’?, the expected Abrahamic response being ‘No one.’).
The X-Men are represented by: Emma Grace Frost (whose names mean “whole; universal”, “God’s favor”, and “white hair” or “freezing”).

For further details about each of the members of this council, navigate here; the top council in Inisfree.

–

Meeting Etiquette; the Greetings of the Gods:

Inisfreeans are a new race of nymphs, and so it is that all of their greetings are holistic ones; forms of communication and other interaction which include the whole body, rather than just a few parts (such as smiling lips, a speaking mouth, and a waving or hand-shaking hand). This means that sexual exchanges are by default a part of each greeting (especially introductions), and in Inisfree, all sex is at the group level; orgies. So, anyone approved for entry into Inisfree as a guest is sexually compatible with the Inisfreean people, and introductions are not merely the Outlander method of saying given names and chatting about a topic or two to ‘break the ice’. Here in Inisfree, first encounters mean sex, sometimes lovemaking, sometimes rougher and more barbaric than that, but always wild and deeply satisfying. If there are a large number of people meeting the Inisfreeans for the first time, for example, they will take turns pairing up with each of the Inisfreeans in the group they are meeting, then begin grouping in threes, until everyone has had at least a threesome with every possible combination of those in their meet-up group.

Return Greetings:

With the proverbial ‘ice broken’ from the introductions, all return greetings jump right into sex much more quickly, always eagerly, almost instantly. Those who are familiar with the Inisfreeans are also, by default, intimate with them, even beyond being platonic, and it is a common sight in Inisfree to see guests of this city casually ‘jacking off’ or fingering the Inisfreean(s) they are near, even if they are window shopping or otherwise strolling around in public in any region of this realm. At this headquarters office building of the super-corporation staffed by the most elite and royal of all Inisfreeans, these casual sexual interactions are not only the bare minimum, but also expected to be performed with such otherworldly finesse, heart, focus, and impressive technique combinations that they would put any porn stars and escorts to shame –even the Registered Companions of the Outlands.

Parting Gestures:

Whenever one is saying their goodbyes or farewells to an Inisfreean or Inisfreeans, as much as Outlanders expect or hope for a hug or handshake, Inisfreeans expect a few hours or consecutive days of passionate, powerful fucking and orgies, and they often throw and host parties just for such occasions. At this headquarters building, this is especially true, and these parties can take up entire floors of the skyscrapers in this downtown part of Inisfree, as well as, on special occasions with very sexually compatible demi-deities, whole city blocks (orgies right out in the city streets, alleyways, and everything, even with live bands playing arousing music right next to each group).

–

The Awesome Blossom:

When the pentacle section inside Sotu closes up and hovers up 3/4 of a mile into the Inisfreean airspace above this dense urban area, slowly rotating all the way up, it contains exactly at its center and axis of rotation the headquarters for the inter-dimensional super-corporation, WGI; WGIHQ Tower.

This closing inner-city feature was originally designed as an innermost protection system where a huge portion of this construct called Sotu-city itself (skyscrapers, GAH sections, and all) becomes a Titan-sized ‘turtle shell’ arrangement of overlapping shields. Over time, though, it became something more…

WGIHQ Tower is a 3/4-of-a-mile tall skyscraper, fashioned after -and in honor of- the 1/2-of-a-mile tall Burj Khalifa skyscraper in Dubai. The offices of its CEO, Lord Auzdein von Himmler, are, naturally, located at the very top of this pentacle-based spire.

Imagine being inside that office, surrounded by floor-to-ceiling windows in all directions, with a view over the 1/2-mile tall wall surrounding Sotu. Imagine next… watching your view begin to change as this rise and rotation starts; as your sky-high private executive office at the very top of WGIHQ Tower begins to ascend with its entire building in tow, five suburb-sized isosceles triangles of skyscraper zones begin rising up and in from all sides toward your office windows. Finally, imagine the view you would have as, after total darkness within those five combined isosceles triangles of Sotu sections having sealed all around your skyscraper, WGIHQ Tower, …the first beams of Sun and starlight shining through and illuminating the shadowy interior of that 3/4-of-a-mile tall, hollow pentagonal pyramid they all formed, and seeing all of their skyscrapers arc back out and down away from your lofty office windows until… at long last… they ease back down into their isosceles-shaped housing-indentions in the ground-level of Sotu… the very last moment both your and their slow, steady rotation slows to a halt. Now both moons (Earth’s and Inisfree’s; Cloud City II) are again in view, as are many of the facilities, attractions, and landforms of Inisfree, such as its 2-mile-tall central mountain, Waterfall City a little ways down its slope, Statue Park are little farther down, then the Flower Towers, the Epcot II museum just beyond them, and the Civilian Aerospaceport just beyond that. What a ride! What a view!

That is how the Governor of this city; the ruler of all Inisfree (both its city and private star-system) and the CEO of WGI, celebrates New Year’s; not with a ball-dropping ceremony, but with a headquarters-skyscraper and entire-city rising ceremony! As it is said: Aaa-men (which means “so be it”, and is non-religious here).

The design for this holiday-triggered ‘moving-cityscape’ originated during one of the Governor’s expeditions to the Outlands; in downtown Dallas, a city in Texas, he saw that the restaurant inside the building-sized sphere atop one of that city’s skyscrapers was slowly rotating. Then, during a much later expedition to Dubai, a city in the United Arab Emirates, he learned of ‘shape-shifting’ skyscrapers which boasted every single floor slowly rotating at different rates in order to make their buildings appear to twist and change shapes. Taking the next logical step, he had not one internal floor, nor even a whole tower full of floors, but a huge portion of the city slowly rotate -and, while he was at it, he figured, why not make the whole thing float up like a hovercraft, too? A few years of researching, prototyping, and construction later, and the Awesome Blossom of Inisfree was born.

If you want to see someone’s eyes go wide and their jaw drop all the way, leaving their mouth open in blissful disbelief, wait for them to catch sight of this spectacle on New Year’s Eve night just a few minutes before midnight… and then watch in amused enjoyment as they stand there, transfixed and spellbound, until a few minutes into the first hour of New Year’s Day; this is the time when this ‘Awesome Blossom’ of Inisfree has opened back up, ‘blooming’, as it were, to reveal its innermost and central focal point and masterpiece, WGI HQ Tower; the place where the leadership from nearly one million colonized worlds of advanced peoples from across the galaxy come to meet, socialize, and plan the futures of their empires and communities.

Watch and behold as this nexus of the galaxy’s finest erupts in fireworks, spot-lights, laser light-shows, and orbiting holograms the moment it comes back into view amidst its lowering ‘petals’ of isosceles skyscraper ground sections, all of this amazing show of sparkles and flashes happening amidst showers of fluttering confetti beneath two layers of auroras and two glowing moons, and all of it slowly floating back down to settle back amongst its base surrounded by internally-glowing translucent city-streets and triple-decker Glowing Art Highway sections, bioluminescent trees and other subtly glowing landscaping, such as Inisfree’s signature rose-ivy, and the hints of night-rainbows fading in and out of view wherever the mist from this inner-city’s many fountains-made-of-giant-gemstones and waterfalls-pouring-down-from-skyscraper-crowns converge and warmly mist the nearby, perfectly clean air.

Welcome to WGIHQ, the Awesome Blossom of Sotu and Inisfree. We hope you enjoy your stay. Namaste.

–

Relevant Holidays:

3 March (6 Mars on our calendar): Employee Appreciation Day
26 April (4 Maiesta on our calendar): Administrative Professionals Day
27 April (5 Maiesta on our calendar): Take-our-daughters-to-work Day
13 May (21 Maiesta on our calendar): Receptionists’ Day
28 July (13 Shakira on our calendar): System Administrators’ Day
4 September (23 Agharta on our calendar): Labor Day
20 September (11 Harvest on our calendar): Business-women’s Day
16 October (9 Thor on our calendar): Bosses’ Day
1 November (25 Thor on our calendar): Veteran-owned Business Day
12 November (8 Odin on our calendar): WGI (imagined in 2000, officiated in 2011)

–

Exterior:

Just picture a taller Burj Khalifa with not three sides but five –and its outside ‘glass’ (transparent metal) has a luxurious subtle purple sheen to it, not the standard gray-blue most Outlands skyscrapers have. Around its base is a circle of hundreds of silvery flagpoles, each one flying the ‘colors’ (flag) of one of the nations allied with Inisfree.

–

Overall Form:

This skyscraper is a central conical cylindrical prism surrounded and supported by five evenly-spaced similar structures; it is six skyscrapers together, the five ones rising up around its base staying connected all the way to their tops near the central tower’s mid-level. While its inspiration (the Burj Khalifa) is based on three stacks of offset skyscraper sections, this building is based on five around a sixth. Inside, also due to the placement of the AIOWs, this makes every floor in the shape of a five-leaf clover, more or less (and on floors where there is an air-traffic / hover-shuttle / MPHA hangar, one of those five outer circular floor sections is taken up by that hangar).

–

Interior:

The hundreds of floors in this skyscraper are arranged and look generally like this.

–

Burj Khalifa Reference:

–

Waldorf Astoria Inspiration:

–

Elevator Lobbies Concepts:

–

‘Blossom’ Concept:

Once a year, always in the final moments of New Year’s Eve, this is basically how the Awesome Blossom looks; five acute-triangle mega-‘petals’ of the downtown streets close around WGI HQ Tower, forming a five-sided (six-faced) pyramid which slowly hovers up into the air and makes one full rotation before hovering back down and ‘blooming’ back into place.

–

Staff:

Only flawlessly-beautiful women ever enter Inisfree, and in this skyscraper downtown they only wear the sexiest feminine versions of elite businesswoman attire. They love showing off the perfect bodies they have sculpted so well, and the strides they are naturals at, not even really needing to rehearse. Those working here, not just coming here to make business deals from time to time, are the most refined and exemplary at this of all –and will be delighted to help any who ask them for guidance in the same.

–

Concepts:

There’s nothing wrong with being local-minded; sometimes it’s right to focus on the immediate surroundings. The point here is to limit your time with people who are not focused on manifesting your vision; let them be what they want to be, and you stay where you can be/become what you want to be. High King Auz has always been global-minded and more, and he has learned from experience to keep company with those who are the same, their favorite place to meet for business on that level being this building right here.

–

Boardroom of the Council of Elders at the top of WGI HQ Tower: