Abercrombie

Stylish clothing for fit people?  Of course Inisfree has an outlet of this brand!

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Recap/Comparison
  3. Vocab.
  4. History
  5. Nudist-colony Culture
  6. Air Quality
  7. Layout & Posters (Images Begin)
  8. Elf Models
  9. Nymph Models
  10. Fashions
  11. Video
  12. Playlist

 

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Introduction:

Just like the Abercrombie & Fitch (and AFK; Abercrombie & Fitch Kids; for petite models & nearly-teens) you have seen in elite shopping malls around the world, ours is full of all the Abercrombie greatest hits (the ones approved by High King Auz).  Clothes and combos might go out of season or out of stock there, but we keep (in stock in our realm/stores) every last one of them that ever looked good.  Our playlists are also available at all times (i.e. songs not getting removed from them, year by year), via download via our website/Intranet or right here at our help desk.  (We don’t have check-out counters, as things in our city tend to be free, and any inventory updates are automatically handled by our items-sensing door-frames; you walk out with something and our computers order replacements to re-stock the next day.)

 

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Recap/Comparison:

Why do we have regular A&F, plus AFK, and then similarly-spelled Abercrofty, and so on?  Let’s clarify:
(these numbered bullet-notes copied from the Mall parent-webpage, then elaborated upon here)

  1. ​Abercrofty: upper-crust (highest end) casual apparel
    –same sizes as in Abercrombie & Fitch (A&F)
    –(style) between the preppy of A&F, and the positive-slutty of Kno
    –short version:  a little too showy to be preppy (common outdoors in public at Outlander prep’-schools); basically what Lara Croft is often shown wearing in the older/original games/series; like A&F, but tighter, briefer/skimpier, etc., thus the “crofty” end of this version of the Abercrombie name
    –e.g.:  While in A&F and AFK you will see what the High King refers to as Ellen (female/cheerleader) gym short-shorts, in Abercrofty you will see even showier shorts/bottoms, boyshorts (which we call girl-shorts, since they are only for females; like shorts but skin-tight, covering the ass and hips) and cheekies (also only for females, which show some of the hips and “under ass”; like underboob, but the bottom curves/creases of fit buttocks)
  2. Abercrombie & Fitch​: trendy, high-end, casual-rich couture
    –sized for pubescent and teens (human ages ~10-19); adolescents, or any fully-grown human/oids who are in normal health (good shape), just like ALL clothes offered in our realm are, since we promote and require wisdom, health, and self-discipline in the right ways, never catering to eating/mental disorders such as gluttony or pharma’-cartel addiction
    –technically works on EVERYone allowed in our realm, since our realm automatically keeps them in their primes, looking like they are in that age-bracket every time they are here a while
    –short version:  preppy-casual
  3. Abercrombie Kids:  luxury casual attire (for smaller humanoids)
    –sized for nymphs and other humanoids who are typically shorter/smaller/ more petite than modern human teenagers, since we have a LOT (millions) of nymphs and other petite-er-than-human-females guests, residents, and citizens, who would be mistaken for human children/prepubescents by some Outlanders
    –called “Abercrombie Children” in our realm, since we do not redefine/misuse/weaponize words; “kids” only means “young goats”
    –short version:  preppy-childhood (not called “youth”, because Everyone in our realm looks young/prime), a.k.a. preppy-nymph
    and:
  4. Kno: the sexiest, skimpiest, most snug couture rich-punk fusion clothing of all; Abercrombie meets Hot Topic and i Heart Raves
    –both the A&F, and A&F Children, size ranges
    –inspired by Abercrombie, but with a much more provocative, fun, wild twist, first via the larger holes and fishnet, and then via the captions/text/words on many of the clothing articles
    –short version:  Abercrombie for the most sex-positive, bold, flirty, suggestive, “ho energy” demographic / subculture

The only time you’re hear or see “plus sizes” in our realm is as a joke, since we only make clothing for fit healthy sane people who are compatible with us, never catering to gluttons or other degenerates attempting to normalize their unhealthy and wildly inappropriate choices/diets/lifestyles.  In Inisfree, “plus sizes” only means relative to nymph clothing-sizes; our clothing sized to fit growing and grown humans, rather than nymphs, is considerably roomier than that for nymphs/fairies/etc..

 

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Vocab.:

  • girl-shorts:  what Outlanders call boyshorts
  • preppy-casual:  what Abercrombie & Fitch is known for; not quite “business smart” or even “business casual”, but somewhere between business-casual and higher-end casual
  • preppy-nymph:  Abercrombie & Fitch Kids (Children) fashions; sized for either human prepubescents or grown fairies/nymphs

 

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History:

2026 A.D., June:  not just Auz’s handpicked favorites from every season/year of Abercrombie fashions anymore, but now also (offered in this Inisfree Abercrombie outlet; in Inisfree’s mall, and the mall of every one of the 219,000 Inisfree-like cities which will be open for business in 2088):

  1. Inisfree versions/upgrades to the prep’-school fashions of prep’-schools throughout the Outlands
    and
  2. ICV-perfected ‘takes’ on custom Abercrombie-style fashions/articles Auz imagined and then had some of his ICVs get to work making/printing/sewing

 

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Nudist-colony Culture:

Inisfree is predominantly a nudist resort, and that is honored here in its mall; shoppers and workers alike are often nude, and that means many don’t even bother going into dressing rooms and closing the door behind them before trying on clothes.  Some of the dressing rooms don’t even have doors, or their doors are sexily translucent, if not transparent, or with a light-switch/button/dial to set how see-through they are during use.

 

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Air Quality:

Outlands Abercrombie stores were notorious for overusing cologne or perfume to try and encourage/seduce shoppers into buying more.  We don’t do that here; the air in this store is alpine-fresh, with only hints of wildflowers, never Outlands cologne/perfume.  It certainly never smells/feels as heady in here as it did/does in the Outlands counterparts to this store.

 

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Layout & Posters:

Like all wall-art depicting humans/oids in our realm, we show fit/healthy/normal people in clean environments, having a good time, looking ‘sharp’, not overdressed, and certainly never malnourished or space-cadet-eyes like was so often the disappointing case with Outlands models/agencies/ads/propaganda.

Not yet shown in this album/section is the layout, though it is easy to anticipate; nearly identical to an Outlands Abercrombie outlet/store, but with its own walls (not sharing walls with the main structural elements of the parent building).

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Elf Models:

Don’t let the pointy ears being hidden from view, by hair or magick, fool you; elves are real, and some of them volunteered to help us with modeling.

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Nymph Models:

Don’t let their height or youthful/prime appearance fool you; many of these literal nymphs (not humans) are not children at all, but fully-grown adults of their kind/race.  Like Fairies, these beings have chosen not to get much taller than a few feet (~1 meter), if that.

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Fashions:

You’re surely familiar with the kind of color scheme, material, cuts, fitting/ranges, and other aspects of Outlands/original Abercrombie clothing articles, so we’ll only post the following VERY small sample of their now-EXTENSIVE catalogue/products.

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video TBA

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Also hear:

and keep in mind that many songs on the playlists of this website have been improved upon, if not completely redone (better vocals, better lyrics, AND better instrumentals, etc.), for the actual playlists/playing in our realm, plus there have been numerous songs added since we stopped updating the playlists of this website (since there were plenty on this website to give readers/listeners the general idea).

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