Street Races

Every weekend, Inisfree hosts street races along various strips and sections of its Glowing Art Highway (G.A.H.).  These races are for anyone who enjoys casual, informal racing in an urban setting.  All vehicles authorized to be in Inisfree may be used, with even the mobile houses sometimes, comically, being drag raced.

Our police provide over-watch and security at every on/off-ramp, protecting (never stopping/fining) the racers and spectators.  Before traffic is allowed on a section of our highway where one of these races is occurring, or is about to occur, one of our police-girls (since we don’t have policemen) will ask each person attempting to use an on-ramp to that section… if he/she knows about the race there and intends to watch; if they instead mean to use the highway to go somewhere, that police-girl will mind-interface with the autopilot touch-screen in that person’s vehicle, displaying the best alternate route, thereby directing all non-race traffic around/away from all race sections/zones.

The racing is not so much about competing to see who is fastest, but for celebrating togetherness, enjoying driving quickly side-by-side.  As always, everything in Inisfree is about compatibility and unity.  You won’t see anyone upset if they aren’t the first to a finish-line.

Rewards for being the first, though, are almost always the sexiest girls in Creation offering themselves sexually right there on the spot; winners are encouraged to fuck those girls in front of all the thousands (sometimes millions) of spectators and other racers.  Our police often help, if not directly joining in.  This is Inisfree; everything here is based on Vril-level total-love.

No one races for “pink slips” (transfer of title/ownership) here.  All the vehicles in our city, technically, belong to the King, anyway.  Everyone gets to design and keep their own in their garage/s, but gambling or trading them would be pointless, as anyone can order a copy of any vehicle they encounter, our Civilian Vehicles factory 3D-printing it for them for free, at which point one of our Inisfreean girls (ICVs) will deliver (drive) it to them (though all the vehicles we make can, of course, autopilot/drive themselves).

Scale:

Based on the illegal street races held at secret and ever-changing locations in many of the major Outlands cities, these events always have large packs of sports cars, ‘soup-ed up’ pickup trucks, street bikes, and more.  A pack usually consists of 10 or more automobiles, with some packs having upwards of 100.  At any given point during these weekend evening/night street races, the sections of the G.A.H. they are making use of may have thousands of race-worthy vehicles competing across them, with thousands more parked on the shoulders and grassy perimeters, as well as hundreds more upon the parking lots perched atop giant robotic arms to rotate them so that everyone watching from their vehicles there can stay pointed directly at the racing action.​​

You will always see at least 1,000 vehicles and as many participants/spectators at every street-race our city hosts, and usually many multiples more of the latter.

Duration:

Inisfree’s G.A.H. street races typically last for up to eight hours at a time (more accurate:  each street-race weekend event lasting that long, composed of dozens to hundreds of actual/individual races/competitions between participants), spanning the length of both weekend nights; every weekend, usually at least partially overnight for either or both weekend nights, and starting in the evening, we host one of these races in our realm.  If there are significant fluctuations in Outlander guests at these racing events, however, they may be extended to last well into morning of the second weekend day, and start earlier than sundown (late afternoon to early evening, if Inisfree is in a region where the local star during the current season isn’t setting at the usual Earth time).​​

*Our street-races are always concluded, freeing up 100% of our highway system, before rush-hour (though we have made sure to proactively prevent any Outlands-level rush/hour / traffic-jams) Monday morning.

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