All our classes are available via this online platform.
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction
- Basic Classes
- Additional Classes
- Kajirae Classes
- General Help
- Course Length
- Ways to Attend
- Help with Materials
- 2022 Update: Students
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Introduction:
The University of Inisfree Online (UIO) is/includes/offers everything we teach in Inisfree, online and accessible at any time; no need to make sure you are present for in-person ‘brick & mortal’ classrooms, no need to turn homework in until midnight, and no need to participate in live discussions (instead do so via our forums). Sign up at any time, wait for the class to begin, introduce yourself to the teacher and other students, and you’ll all be ready to begin.
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Basic Classes:
- Ancient Earth History: pre-humanity, including that of the Adamites, Atlanteans, Dinoids, Lemurians, Naga, Pre-Adamites, and many others
- Art: genres, history, and (via the Lion Art Academy here at Inisfree) how to make it
- Band: (‘Musical Instruments’ on the schedule chart) including how to DJ
- Beauty: what is actually beautiful vs. the chaos that Outlanders pretend is acceptable (with a focus on bilateral structures, proportion ratios, appealing contrasts, accentuating natural features, minimalism as opposed to layering, etc.)
- C.W.I.: Current World Issues; learn what is going on lately, how to find the most accurate news programs, and how to cross-reference all claims
- Camping: basic survival starts here; how to set up an entire camp, not just a tent or RV
- Choir: singing only the sexiest and most expertly composed songs
- Climbing: starting with safety gear indoors, then progressing to bouldering, scrambling, and free ascents
- Construction: sustainable methods & technologies, such as 3D-printing
- Critical Thinking: how to weigh, assess, and recall with high precision
- Culinary Arts: meal-time at our school doubles as this; students cook their own
- Dance: many styles, all of them seductive
- Drivers Ed: including defensive, evasive, convoy operations, and more (the commutes to and from school double as this, with each smart-vehicle monitoring progress, the exception being our luxury school-buses)
- Fashion: what is worth designing & wearing, vs. the lame creations that may be trending
- Fitness & Holistic Wellness: Phys. Ed. taken to the next level
- Free-fall: parachuting (such as for evacuations), skydiving, sky-surfing, wing-suiting, and more (which is all preparation for our 19th grade; Inisfree’s Boot Camp)
- Gardening / Horticulture: up to the Master Gardeners levels
- Healthcare / Medical: acupressure, acupuncture, chromo-therapy, drawing energy from ley-lines & the void, gong baths, herbal cures & remedies, laughter as medicine, music as medicine, psychological/mind-tricks, self-diagnosis, self-care, etc.
- Languages: all of the major ones are offered here; Arabic, Chinese, English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Russian, Sanskrit, Spanish, etc.
- Ley-lines: their location, nature, and application
- Linguistics: not just a foreign-language elective, but the study of how languages are structured, including dialectology (Latin helps one decipher Romance languages, but linguistics helps one decipher all the others)
- Martial Arts: everything from Karate to Jeet Kune Do, Sayoc Kali, and even Dim Mak (a form of acupuncture)
- Massage: for arousal, relaxation, sports medicine, therapy, and wellness
- Mathematics: everything from algebra, geometry, and calculus, up through trigonometry, theoretical, and beyond
- Nutrition & Dieting: starting with Paleo’, vegan, and vegetarian
- Para-military: our version of the Girl Scouts & J.R.O.T.C.
- Physical Education: often at the parkour playground
- Pilot’s Ed: (‘Flying’ on the schedule chart) aircraft and Spacecraft are as common for our people as cars
- Public Speaking: writing, editing, and presenting speeches
- Recess: often in the anatomy moon-bounce
- Sailing / Seamanship: handling boats & ships at sea
- Science/s: biology, chemistry, physics, etc. (including astrophysics, particle physics, thermodynamics, etc.)
- Sexual Education: comprehensive, hands-on, pun not intended; all positions & techniques are demonstrated and practiced in the classroom, just as they are for all other subjects (basics & intermediate level, leading into the coursework students will enjoy at the next school; the Tantric Academy on the other side of our central mountain)
- Shop: (not to be confused with shopping) basic carpentry & engineering (with some C.A.D.; Computer-Aided Design), except that in Inisfree we do not use wood; only alloys, ceramics, certain plastics, stone (including crystals/gems), and other materials that do not involve the harming of animals or trees
- Social Studies: with an emphasis on the statistical successes and failures of different types of societies and philosophies, such as monogamous vs. polyamorous ones
- Universe History: not just the theoretical astrophysics of formation
- Writing & Editing: drafting papers and other documents which ‘flow’ well
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Additional Classes:
- business planning & document drafting
- canoeing
- CDC procedures (HAZMAT, NBCRE (Nuclear / Biological / Chemical / Radiological / Electronic; sometimes called CBNRe (Chemical, Biological, Nuclear, Radiological, explosives)), decontamination, etc.)
- climate change & disaster preparedness
- convoy operations
- creative writing & typing
- critical thinking & philosophy
- defensive driving
- dining out (the efficient way) & restaurant standards (what to look for)
- environmentally friendly design & practices
- executive security
- exercise & fitness (based on your blood type, chi, and other factors)
- Feng Shui (arranging furnishings and other design elements to promote maximum wellness, clarity, and productivity)
- field radio operation
- financial management & investing
- fire science applied to landscaping
- fishing
- fly-boarding
- health & wellness; holistic living
- hiking
- hospitality & hygiene (how to provide it, such as for sleep, not just scent)
- horseback riding and archery
- jet-skiing
- kayaking
- languages (dozens of major world languages; how to read, write, and speak each)
- leadership & management principles
- logistics & convoy operations
- long-boarding
- manufacturing technologies & efficiency
- map reading, orienteering, & navigation (civilian, military, nautical, and cosmic)
- marksmanship (all small arms available, including archery kits)
- massage therapy (including sports medicine)
- meditation and mindfulness
- off-road driving
- organization & general efficiency
- orienteering (land navigation)
- proofreading & editing
- recommended reading & viewing
- research strategies
- sand-boarding
- satellite phone operation
- security & military applications
- self-defense (all martial arts available)
- self-reliance; growing food, generating power, and living in luxury far ‘off the grid’
- sexuality & relationships (not just the one or two traditional, orthodox, nuclear ones)
- skiing
- snowboarding
- snow-cave digging and usage (and igloo building)
- snowmobiling
- studying & recall (memory-trigger techniques)
- sustainable agriculture (aeroponics, aquaponics, hydroponics, and permaculture, while avoiding mono-culture and over-grazing, etc.)
- survival
- swimming
- teaching & coaching
- time management & multi-tasking
- transportation breakthroughs (such as the repulsine engine)
- travel, trip planning, & packing
- urban planning & development
- various martial arts
- wake-boarding
- website layouts & design interface providers (some are proven vastly more successful)
- yachting (ships larger than sailboats; not literal sailing)
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Kajirae Classes:
If you are interested in etiquette and charm school, or in increasing your feminine education, Inisfree also offers formal schooling in the following subjects:
- acceptable forms of refined passive & submissive communication (such as stretching slowly and alertly as a request to touch the toes before kissing them, placing the side of the head on her master’s foot or boot, how to request permission to ask a question or otherwise speak, etc.)
- arousal techniques; playful gestures and other motions (such as facial expressions, hair tossing, teasing types and durations, kegeling, splaying, arching, etc.)
- attractive hair lengths and styling
- attractive dancing (dozens of dances in numerous styles)
- attractive ways to kiss and be kissed (dozens, far beyond just French), and to hug and walk; gait & poise
- best places to find attractive girls, and best practices for monitoring, isolating, herding, persuading, acquiring, relaxing, reviving, inspecting, training, and documenting them (such as for the Voyages of Acquisition, kajirae duties, and so forth)
- body hardening for warriors vs. body hardening for kajirae; warriors spar, while kajirae are slapped, ‘clipped’ (or goaded), and whipped, etc. (and both warriors and kajirae receive ample exposure to nature and the elements, keeping them strong, healthy, and lively)
- competing for the position of ‘First Girl on the Chain’; conduct & sportsmanship amongst kajirae which preserves all of their health and beauty
- discipline of a kajira (beyond self-discipline); escalation of force, non-corporal punishments (such as diet fluctuations, liberty restrictions, exclusion, and re-kenneling), and maintaining a comfortably full docket
- discipline of self; emotional self-control, meditation, mindfulness, proportional dacryphilia, responsible dieting, etc.
- entrances (there were once 105 ways for a girl to correctly enter a room, and only a few of them demonstrated; we at Inisfree have expanded this list to include detailed descriptions of more than 200)
- erogenous zones, and how to properly gauge and stimulate them (such as by the Slaver’s Caress; a method of touching, without warning, a kajira who is being sold, in order to exhibit her ‘slave heat’ for potential buyers; also known as the Whip Caress, as it is commonly done using a coiled whip)
- etiquette; manners specific to certain castes of society (such as hand-washing masters’ and guests’ feet in the foyer upon entry, keeping one’s eyes cast in certain places, using various greetings based on the situation, etc.), countenance, greeting different ranks and titles (such as how to correctly request a master to select the kajira for sampling, usage, or acquisition), different attire for different occasions, table settings, etc.
- etiquette in the bedchambers; bed-base collar rings, design elements, soothing lighting, subtle incense application, etc.
- health benefits of being a kajira; stronger feet, sharper senses, moderate exposure to direct sunlight, maintaining stamina and metabolism, the thrill of bare feet on different terrains and indoor textures, mental focus from total vulnerability, more specific sense of purpose, belonging, and direction, etc.
- hygiene; the types of baths and how to prepare and take them (cleaning first, then removing loose cells, then soaking, then oiling, then toweling, etc.)
- how to wear kajira attire (quick-release cords, form-accentuating methods, tasteful garment tears, avoidance of piercings and cosmetics, and staying barefoot and short, etc.)
- kajirae kennels; their importance, positive and critical psychological effects (same application and result as military training requiring participants to socialize and use hourly teamwork), cleaning, maintenance, rotating the kajirae, etc.
- manners; politeness (averting eyes, heeling, always being ready and eager for any commands and tasks, etc.), as well as the manner (ideal method and sequence) in which things are to be completed; prioritizing based on the master’s preferences
- methods for keeping your kajirae vital and effervescent; taking them to watch major sports games and races, days for adding a coin-box to their rope-belt, etc.
- poses (including how to gracefully kneel and rise while balancing a serving tray)
- posture; the positions of attention modified for kajirae, from prone to sitting, kneeling, and standing
- proper heeling; dispersion, angle, noise discipline, matching the master’s pace, etc.
- psychology of proper kajirae (the joy of being desired, hunted, captured, collared, and trained, and of being found useful, trusted, worthy of intimacy; the joy of being mastered by a true man), of Goreans (why females always carry loads, open doors, and do the chores; cleaning, cooking, mending, etc.), and the ‘Dom/sub’ culture (regarding why equality is unhealthy, unnatural, imbalanced, and not present throughout the Universe)
- release-enhancing techniques (far beyond the techniques of the Kama Sutra, and even of acupressure and various styles of massage)
- subtle arousing movements while seated; virtually imperceptible shifting perceived subconsciously
- time management (such as timing different dishes so that meal components are ready at the same time, and timing laundry and other chores so multi-tasking often or always occurs, thus saving time and freeing it up for other things)
- waitressing by kajirae; etiquette for serving masters, not just basic males or people in general (such as when to kiss goblets, which order to place dishes from tray to table, etc.)
- and kajirae law; they may have no property, must not accost others, must not touch items which can function as weapons, and must submit to the branding standard (one kajira symbol, and no more than four; second is the house sigil, third is for a moderate punishment, and the fourth for a major punishment), with severe punishments (such as ‘the girl box’) being applied only in rare situations and briefly, etc.
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General Help:
* Need help with an assignment? Every Inisfreean-born girl (ICV) doubles as a living library and the entire Internet; all of them are connected to the Web and each other via our city’s main supercomputer, and will be delighted to answer your questions and work with you toward memorization and mastery.
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Course Lengths:
- Month: 4-5 weeks; same material, but compressed to a faster pace
- Trimester: 9-10 weeks; a common school’s Spring, Summer, & Autumn periods
- Semester: 14-15 weeks; same material, but spread out, with more reading and other assignments (for those who wish to ‘know it all’ –or just have more time to review and commit things to their long-term memory)
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Ways to Attend:
- via your personal computer, when inside Inisfree’s Perimeter Wall
- via your Inisfreean residence’s computer or television screen
- via an approved ‘by-mind’ interface (such as when in the company of an ICV), when traveling outside of Inisfree (so that only you can see the material and other classmates, not any outsider who has yet to be screened for a visit, tour, and citizenship)
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Help with Materials:
Dozens of sites where you can legally download tens of thousands of books, plays, and more:
- A Celebration of Women Writers: The University of Pennsylvania’s page for women writers includes Newbery winners.
- Authorama: Books here are pulled from Google Books and more. You’ll find history books, novels and more.
- Baen Free Library: Find books by Scott Gier, Keith Laumer and others.
- Banned Books: Here you can follow links of banned books to their full text online.
- Bartleby: Bartleby has much more than just the classics, but its collection of anthologies and other important novels made it famous.
- Bibliomania: This site has more than 2,000 classic texts, plus study guides and reference books.
- Classic Book Library: Genres here include historical fiction, history, science fiction, mystery, romance and children’s literature, but they’re all classics.
- Classic Bookshelf: This site has put classic novels online, from Charles Dickens to Charlotte Bronte.
- Classic Reader: Here you can read Shakespeare, young adult fiction and more.
- Complete Classics: Rudyard Kipling, Allen Ginsberg and Alfred Lord Tennyson are all featured here.
- DailyLit: DailyLit has everything from Moby Dick to the more recent phenomenon, Skinny Bitch.
- Famous Poetry Online: Read limericks, love poetry, and poems by Robert Browning, Emily Dickinson, John Donne, Lord Byron and others.
- Fiction.us: Fiction.us has a huge selection of novels, including works by Lewis Carroll, Willa Cather, Sherwood Anderson, Flaubert, George Eliot, F. Scott Fitzgerald and others.
- Foxglove: This British site has free novels, satire and short stories.
- Free Classic Literature: Find British authors like Shakespeare and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, plus other authors like Jules Verne, Mark Twain, and more.
- Free Novels Online and Free Online Cyber-Books: This list contains mostly fantasy books.
- Free Online Novels: Here you can find Christian novels, fantasy and graphic novels, adventure books, horror books and more.
- Get Free Ebooks: This site’s largest collection includes fiction books.
- Google Poetry: Google Books has a large selection of poetry, from The Canterbury Tales to Beowulf to Walt Whitman.
- John T. Cullen: Read short stories from John T. Cullen here.
- ManyBooks: Download mysteries and other books for your iPhone or eBook reader here.
- Online Library of Literature: Find full and unabridged texts of classic literature, including the Bronte sisters, Mark Twain and more.
- Page by Page Books: Find books by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and H.G. Wells, as well as speeches from George W. Bush on this site.
- Pink Poem: On this site, you can download free poetry e-books.
- Planet eBook: Download free classic literature titles here, from Dostoevsky to D.H. Lawrence to Joseph Conrad.
- Plays: Read Pygmalion, Uncle Vanya or The Playboy of the Western World
- Plays Online: This site catalogs “all the plays [they] know about that are available in full text versions online for free.”
- Poem Hunter: Find free poems, lyrics and quotations on this site.
- Poetry: This list includes “The Raven,” “O Captain! My Captain!” and “The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde.”
- Prize-winning books online: Use this directory to connect to full-text copies of Newbery winners, Nobel Prize winners and Pulitzer winners.
- Project Gutenberg: This famous site has over 27,000 free books online (in fact, a lot of the books listed in subsequent sites here can be found at PG – yet we list the others as users may prefer different site’s interfaces, while the others below also help tailor searches for specific types of books or plays).
- ProPlay: This site has children’s plays, comedies, dramas and musicals.
- Public Bookshelf: Find romance novels, mysteries and more.
- Quotes and Poem: Read poems by Maya Angelou, William Blake, Sylvia Plath and more.
- Read Book Online: Here you can read plays by Chekhov, Thomas Hardy, Ben Jonson, Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe and others.
- Read Print: From George Orwell to Alexandre Dumas to George Eliot to Charles Darwin, this online library is stocked with the best classics.
- SF and Fantasy Books Online: Books here include Arabian Nights, Aesop’s Fables and more.
- Starry: These novels are fully online and range from romance to religious fiction to historical fiction.
- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare: MIT has made available all of Shakespeare’s comedies, tragedies, and histories
- The Internet Book Database of Fiction: This forum features fantasy and graphic novels, anime, J.K. Rowling and more.
- The Literature Network: This site features forums, a copy of The King James Bible, and over 3,000 short stories and poems.
- The Online Books Page: The University of Pennsylvania hosts this book search and database.
- The Road to Romance: This website has books by Patricia Cornwell and other romance novelists.
- The Spectator Project: Montclair State University’s project features full-text, online versions of The Spectator and The Tattler.
- World eBook Library: This monstrous collection includes classics, encyclopedias, children’s books and a lot more.
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2022 Update: Students
There is no capacity to how many people can enroll in these classes at a time, and no school-year to keep pace with; as many people as have been screened for compatibility and invited to Inisfree can sign up, always completing each class/course/program at their own pace, starting and stopping whenever they want or need.
- 2012: none yet enrolled in UIO courses
- 2013: the first ICVs helped iron out any issues with this platform by signing up and completing each course themselves
- 2014: the first 476,473 non-ICV students
- 2015: ~500,002
- 2016: ~523,531
- 2017: ~547,060
- 2018: ~570,589
- 2019: ~594,118
- 2020: ~617,647
- 2021: ~641,176
- 2022: ~664,705 (half of the guest-population at this time)
- 3000: ~25M
- 4000: ~50M
- 5000: ~100M
- 6000: ~150M
- 7000: ~200M
- 8000: ~250M
- 9000: ~300M
- 10000: ~350M
- 11000: ~400M
- 12000: ~450M
- 13000: ~500M
- 14000: ~550M
- 15000: ~600M
- 16000: ~650M
- 17000: ~700M
- 18000: ~750M
- 19000: ~800M
- 20000: ~850M
- 21000: ~900M
- 22000: ~950,000,000
- 23000/+: ~1B (always ~half of Inisfree’s non-ICV population)
Based on the interest continuing to be shown, we are projecting to always have millions of guests and residents of Inisfree enrolled in various UIO courses for the rest of time.
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