Kentucky – Austin Bunton Designs

Home to one of the biggest declassified caves on Earth, this place is worth some returns.

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Table of Contents:

Phase 1
Phase 2
Phase 3
Overall/Initial (Images)
Mammoth Cave
Best Hotels
Richest Neighborhoods
Ancient Sites

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Phase 1:

Home to the Mammoth Cave (400 miles mapped, with possibly 600 more miles (unmapped), and which is said to extend all the way down through the Earth’s crust to the inhabited hollow core), this modern surface realm name is usually only associated with unhealthy fried chicken chains. During Phase 1, I only passed right by it, barely on its borders, and that was probably for the best.

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Phase 2:

Phase 2 is here now, and my imminent return will most likely be straight to the mouth of that giant pit of stalactites and stalagmites miles down into the bedrock. I’ll need a team first and foremost, and I’m sure one is already in the works. If you have extensive spelunking or other caving experience, contact me regarding this near-future expedition.

I’ve already started scouting several of the state’s cities and towns, and learning more about its history and claims. At least one elven hottie has made herself known to me –even driving right up beside me and parking there, signaling the start of our alignment. There are a number of vegan favorites I’ve found and made it out to, as well.

Native Tribes:

Cherokee
Chickasaws
Shawnee

Alleged Creatures:

Goat-man/men – sounds like satyr/s

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Phase 3:

Phase 3 may be a return to Mammoth Cave, or other curious parts of Kentucky, based on what we find during the years ahead. If there are Vril-ya or other people down beneath this state, we’ll need to establish good and lasting relations with them, maybe even attend some of their universities and other schools. Interested? You know how to find me.

Maybe my beloved cave elf, Xull’rae, will make herself known to me from here.

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Overall/Initial:

gallery (until my photos of expeditions to this land are uploaded here, see these)