This is one of the best women now serving as a liaison between SHIELD’s high-ranking officers and the Inisfreeans.
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Table of Contents:
- Spec’s
- History
- Maria and Auz
- 2022 Update
- Her (Images Begin)
- In the Comics
- With Exposure to the Inisfreeans
- How She Enjoys Massages in Inisfree
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Real Name
Aliases
Relatives
Affiliation
Base of Operations
Status
Occupation
Education
Characteristics[48]
Height
Weight
Origin
Origin
Universe
Creators
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She has perky B-cups.
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History:
Early Life
Maria Hill was born in Chicago, Illinois,[9] on a cold night when temperatures hit -44°F. While still in the hospital, Maria’s mother died, and her father Ed blamed it on her.[8] The abuse Maria endured from her father turned her into cold and troubled person. After finally falling out with her father,[10] Maria joined the Marine Corps.[11]
S.H.I.E.L.D.
After serving with the Marines, and while still being fairly young, Maria joined S.H.I.E.L.D.. One of her earliest missions involved rescuing Agents Bradley and Reynolds, whose mission of infiltrating the ranks of the terrorist organization Hydra became compromised. Even though Reynolds was a senior agent, Hill decided to follow S.H.I.E.L.D.’s rules and relieve him, deeming him mentally unfit to take command. Reynolds refused to listen to Hill, and a skirmish resulted in Reynolds being caught in enemy fire.
Reynold’s partner, Agent Bradley, accused Hill of field misconduct, but a tribunal found her innocent. Maria’s conviction caught the attention of Director Nick Fury,[10] who presented Hill with the chance to be promoted. As it turned out, both Bradley and Reynolds were in reality triple agents, and Fury asked Maria to carry out the kill order against Agent Bradley. Hill accomplished the mission, and was subsequently promoted to the rank of Colonel. The assignment and the precursory incident left Hill haunted by images of Reynolds and Bradley’s families, and the feeling that she had betrayed her beliefs and didn’t deserve to continue living. Because of this, Fury gave her a pill to induce amnesia and forget the episode. Before taking the pill, Maria put a hit on herself that would only trigger as soon as she retired.[12]
After the scandalous affair of the Secret War and its disastrous effect on New York City, Nick Fury went into hiding.[9] Maria Hill, viewed by the leaders of several nations as being both an efficient agent and, more importantly in their eyes, not directly loyal to Fury or any of his personal cadre, was appointed interim Executive Director. Hill’s role had apparently not been announced to the public as yet; a Life-Model Decoy of Fury was regularly used in public to maintain an illusion of normalcy within the Directorate’s ranks. Hill was expected to be loyal to United States interests before those of the United Nations, which S.H.I.E.L.D. was supposed to serve before any other country.[1] Hill quickly established new policies on super-powered heroes, as requested by the President of the United States and his peers in other national governments: to end S.H.I.E.L.D. support for the heroes. These policies were in full effect when Hill tried to prevent the Avengers from re-forming.[13]
In the wake of events in the Savage Land that led to their reorganization, the Avengers suspected her of being complicit in various crimes, but lacked the evidence to prove her malfeasance.[14] For her part, Hill had suspected the latest incarnation of the Avengers of harboring an illicit agenda in connection with, among other things, the House of M.[15]
Civil War
While her tough attitude had not made her very popular among the super-hero community, she earned Iron Man‘s respect when she ignored the president’s orders to nuke an island the Avengers were on.[16]
Maria Hill was directly responsible for Captain America going underground to lead the opposition against the Superhuman Registration Act. Weeks before the act became law, Hill summoned Captain America to gain insight into the developments inside the super-hero community. When the Captain informed her that the registration issue was dividing heroes and setting them against each other, Hill attempted to force him into leading the Avengers in a preemptive measure to capture and detain heroes who would not consent to having their identities revealed. Since the act had not yet become law, the Captain dismissed her command as politically skewed, saying that heroes needed to “stay above” such affairs. Following Captain America’s refusal, Hill summoned a battalion of soldiers armed with tranquilizers. Left with no other choice, Captain America fought his way out of the Helicarrier, becoming a fugitive.[2][17] As S.H.I.E.L.D. Director, Hill was one of the leading enforcers of the Superhuman Registration Act, a task she carried out with relish and absolute ruthlessness. She blackmailed Wonder Man into actively supporting S.H.I.E.L.D.’s crusade to hunt down the super-heroes opposed to the Registration Act. She sent Kree supersoldier Noh-Varr, already brainwashed, to capture the Runaways[18] and directed the murderous Thunderbolts to capture Spider-Man after he went rogue.[19]
After foiling an attack on Stark Tower, Maria Hill admitted to Tony Stark (with the film A Few Good Men in mind; she had tried to make this exact speech a few weeks prior to this following their skirmish with Magneto) that she didn’t want her job as director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and thought she shouldn’t have been offered it in the first place. She suggested that the only other person besides Nick Fury who should lead the organization was Stark himself.[18] At the conclusion of the Civil War, the president of the United States appointed Tony Stark the new director of S.H.I.E.L.D., with Maria Hill as his acting deputy director. Stark seemed somewhat dismissive of her, offhandedly asking her to get him a cup of coffee. She did not look pleased.[3]
Secret Invasion
When the alien Skrulls attacked the Earth as part of their long-term secret invasion, Maria Hill abandoned the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier after its systems had been infected by Skrull posing as the Avengers’ butler, Edwin Jarvis.[20]
Later, Maria reunited with Nick Fury who had not been seen in many months. Fury suspected Hill of being a Skrull, but this was later shown to not be the case.[21]
Dark Reign
Following the Secret Invasion, S.H.I.E.L.D. was decommissioned and Maria was let go. The organization was replaced with a new peacekeeping agency known as H.A.M.M.E.R.. The group’s new director, Norman Osborn, knew that Maria was still colluding with Tony Stark after the latter deleted that Superhuman Registration Act database, and declared her a fugitive of justice.[22]
Maria was sent on a mission by Tony, having found the Controller holed up in the basement of Futurepharm, hooked into a large machine holding many people in containers.[23] She herself fell victim and was placed under his control. She eventually fought off his control and freed his mind slaves and managed to acquire the hard drive Stark sent her for. She then made her way to New York, where she enlisted the aid of a reluctant Black Widow in delivering the drive to Captain America (Bucky Barnes). Unfortunately, the trauma during her time as a thrall of the Controller made her paranoid and disturbed.[24]
While trying to deliver the drive, H.A.M.M.E.R., having intercepted an e-mail sent from Stark to Hill, captured them and locked them in Avengers Tower. Luckily, Pepper Potts, disguised as Madame Masque, rescued them. After managing to steal back the drive, Maria demanded to the H.A.M.M.E.R. agents waiting to shoot as to why they should take orders from a madman like Osborn, thus the agents let them leave.[25]
Siege
Maria was looking after an unconscious Tony Stark with Doctor Don Blake when all of a sudden an explosion happened nearby from the neighboring town of Broxton, Oklahoma – this was Don Blake left to protect Asgard. Later on, when Thor was beaten down by Osborn and his Dark Avengers, Hill showed up with a local named Jason to rescue him. She launched many bazooka rounds on Osborn and laid down cover fire for Jason to grab Thor. Later, she transmitted images and reports on Asgard to the President. She then went back to Stark to protect him when Speed arrives with the Iron Man Armor.[26][27]
Heroic Age
Maria Hill as an Avenger
After Osborn’s reign was over, Hill was put in charge of the Avengers.[28] She was later replaced by Captain America (Steve Rogers) when the war against the Serpent was over.[25]
Return to S.H.I.E.L.D.
After the attack of the Serpent was over, Rogers decided to reactivate S.H.I.E.L.D., with Maria again in the charge of deputy director.[29] After director Daisy Johnson broke the protocols by sending the Secret Avengers to kill A.I.M. leader Andrew Forson, Quake was suspended indefinitely and Maria was put in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D. once more.[30]
Fueled by his desire to make up for all the destruction he caused as the Hulk, Bruce Banner approached Hill and offered to lend S.H.I.E.L.D. the Hulk’s destructive capacity in exchange for resources to make inventions to benefit mankind. To ensure S.H.I.E.L.D. wouldn’t try anything against him, he had an insurance policy: if he didn’t call his secret contact Matt Murdock every week, he would release to the world documents which could seriously damage the U.S. Government. Hill agreed to his proposal.[31] Both sides kept their promises until Bruce was shot twice in the head by a lab assistant named Melinda Leucenstern, who was acting under orders from the group Brotherhood of the Shield.[32][33]
Pleasant Hill
Following the final reality-threatening event known as an incursion, Maria Hill initiated a program known as the Kobik Initiative, which consisted on the use of Cosmic Cube fragments to rewrite reality as S.H.I.E.L.D. could deem necessary without public knowledge. Several weeks later, the existence of this project was leaked to the public by the hacktivist known as the Whisperer. The program was met with universal criticism, forcing Hill to shut it down and destroy the Cosmic Cube fragments,[34] or at least that was what she made the world believe.
The Kobik Initiative carried on in utmost secrecy. When the Cube fragments were being experimented on, they abruptly merged together into a sentient being with its consciousness so fractured it manifested itself as a small girl, the girl became known as Kobik. While Kobik wouldn’t be used to rewrite reality in a global scale, she became the power behind a new project, known as Pleasant Hill. Pleasant Hill was a small town in Connecticut which served as a special prison for super villains. The inmates had their memories and appearances tampered with by Kobik’s power, turning them into productive members of society, living a happy suburban life in Pleasant Hill. Maria Hill oversaw the prison by posing as the Mayor.[35]
The Whisperer tipped off Captain America (Sam Wilson) over the town while the Winter Soldier warned Steve Rogers about the town, just in time for Maria to pick him up and take him to Pleasant Hill in an attempt to convince him it was a good cause. Despite her reassurances, Steve proved to be disgusted by the place and ordered her to have it shut down. Before anything could come to that, a group of villains that had reverted back to their normal selves, led by Baron Zemo, began a revolt, gravely wounded Maria during an attack at the main S.H.I.E.L.D. outpost in the town hall.[36]
Knowing Maria wouldn’t survive too much longer, Steve convinced Zemo to allow him to get Maria medical attention. With the aid of a priest named Father Patrick (who was actually the Red Skull in disguise), Steve was able to get Maria to a doctor within the town.[37] However, Maria attempted to escape only to be recaptured and returned to Zemo. Whatever plans he had were scuttled when the Avengers and the Avengers Unity Division worked together to rescue the hostages and end the standoff.[38]
The Trial of Maria Hill
Soon afterwards, Hill was brought before the World Security Council, and was reprimanded for her incompetence. For her actions, Maria Hill was placed on administrative watch only acting as Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. while the World Security Council decided if she should be brought before a tribunal.[38]
A tribunal was eventually held by the World Security Council to determine if Hill should remain as Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.. Even though Hill brought in several civilian witnesses who provided compelling testimonies in her favor, Captain America‘s attestation represented a major hit against Hill. In a final attempt to convince the tribunal, she proposed the creation of the Planetary Defense Shield. She additionally argued that the then-current state of affairs in the world meant that the transition between directors could represent a liability for S.H.I.E.L.D.’s efficacy.[39] In spite of her testimony, the Council ruled that Hill be removed.
While being escorted out of the Helicarrier, Hill made her escape with the plans for the planetary force field and took them to the Alpha Flight space initiative on a flying car,[40] subsequently running off.[41]
Following her outing, Hill’s self-imposed hit came into effect.[12] After avoiding several murder attempts, and without the knowledge she was the person behind it, Maria came to the aid of super-powered private investigator Jessica Jones.[42] Jessica eventually learned the truth, and so did Maria.[10] Hill shut down the hit, remarking that her past self was an angrier and more self-righteous person who naively thought the deaths of Agents Reynolds and Bradley were as bad as it was going to get.[12]
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Maria and Auz:
These two met sometime after 2020, though she’d been on Inisfree’s “radar” for some time. Their meetings are highly classified. They are entirely of a benevolent and even intimate nature, though.
Maria keeps her hair long and flowing (“let down”) every time she sees Auz.
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2022 Update:
The idea of getting together more seriously has been raised. Still both very busy with their careers, they know this may take some time, though. They can’t deny how happy they always are when they get to be together, and how much this has helped them with their stress, schedules, and everything else.
Auz continues to send her texts asking her out on dates whenever she is free, and this always makes her smile when she sees them. She has learned that he is persistent, not impatient or pestering, and that he is sending her messages like that to express his support and attraction, which boosts her confidence both in herself and in him as a mature man and potential partner (not that she needed any confidence boosting, but it sure has skyrocketed hers beyond its already-impressive pre-Auz level). Maria likes to text him back that he already knows the moment she is free, every time, she will be on a plane back to him –if he isn’t already on one of his back to her.
Their next date is going to be in his private underground shooting range; they are gun and training nerds, after all.
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