Canada

This vast land finally let me through it a couple times, and a vision came to me of who will take charge of it in the near future and forevermore.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Phase 1
  2. Phase 2
  3. Phase 3
  4. Vancouver 2005
  5. 2018 Return via Kingsgate
  6. Avoiding the 180 Wildfires (more than 1,000 so far this year)
  7. Western Banff
  8. Twin Cliffs Pass
  9. Ash Haze to the Bridge
  10. The Mountains of Jasper
  11. Lakes and Night Parking
  12. Coming Up
  13. Best Hotels
  14. Nicest Neighborhoods
  15. Vegan Restaurants & Shops
  16. Ancient Ruins

 

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Phase 1:

I made it up here during my time in the Marine Corps, and it was a brief and frantic trip; one which I almost didn’t make it back from.  I saw two flawless hotties; the shoulder-length blonde in tight white walking down the clean streets of Vancouver, and the blue-eyed bun-sporting couture-uniform border-patrol goddess on the Washington-state line.  Gods, how I wanted her, and I will do anything to find her again.  The rest of the trip was an exhausting drive all the way up and down the western coast of the United States, with lodging only with the most disgusting of over-sized ogres.  Holy hell.  I think I was only in Canada for a matter of hours.

 

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Phase 2:

Since that upsetting Phase 1 push, I’ve been invited back for longer stays many times by many Canadian citizens, including Olympians and business owners, one of which operates a fishing boat on one of the country’s pristine lakes.  I was also introduced to John Norman’s series of novels about Gor and the kajirae by a Canadian woman who’d been living just a few hours north across the border from my secret Montana home.  And don’t even get me started on Banff, which I heard about from one of my officer-training buddies who’d gone there after his time in the missile command; Banff makes Montana look like Kansas, and can definitely compete with otherworldly Alaska.  All that in Phase 2 was ‘like night and day’ compared to my first experience with this land during the previous phase, and I am wondering when I’ll be able to take advantage of this new wave of superior offers.  Canada and its people (those compatible with me, anyway) keep calling to me, and I ache to accept.  Gods, how I pray to return.

This has also been the destined time when I learned that Daenerys (soft-disclosed by that show you’ve probably seen) is going to manifest/come and be the rightful queen who regains total and proper control of this and all other lands above the 55th north parallel.  The real-life (perfect) version of Elena (who has also made herself known in-person to me during this phase, thank the gods and me) will be the queen who rules over all of Canada south of that line of latitude.  These are the best signs, indeed.

 

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Phase 3:

Phase 3 may be when it all comes back together for me, I’m sensing; I’ll have so many more assets and options then, and might even be invited by both of those hotties I saw during Phase 1.  The border-patrol goddess could be the one to grant me indefinite access, and the Vancouver babe might be where I hang my hat (and jimmy hat) between sub-expeditions into all the provinces of her nation.  I’m already licking my lips… for hers; …both sets of hers.  Maybe I won’t have to wait that long.

And, of course, Estella Warren is from here (a boyhood crush of mine), among other lovely and engaging hotties, such as Elisha Cuthbert, Laura Vandervoort (who played Supergirl AND the hottest werewolf of all time), Nina Dobrev (though she is also of wonderful Bulgarian decent), Vanessa Morgan (possibly the hottest black woman to have ever lived), and one or three other Canadians I just met.  Then there is the fact that one of the loveliest women of Afghanistan calls Vancouver her home away from home; Miss Mozhdah Jamalzadah.  (And while we’re on that subject, have you seen the Afghani goddess Azita Ghanizada?  My god.  That is a country worth fighting for.  I’m so glad she’s safe and sound over here, and I can’t wait to meet the other Afghan women that are like her.  Wow!)  Anyway, oh Canada!  How I want to return to you and see the other 99% of your impressive northern land.  I can’t make it up there quite yet, but as soon as the rest of those stars align, you know I will be there.  I’m already there in my heart.

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In the early 2020s, I also learned that the Phase 2 almost-Ambi manifestation, Mahafsoun, is also there.

 

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Overall:

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Vancouver 2005:

I’m glad it was such a brief visit, as this was like most cities; entirely disappointing, minus its clean-ish skyline.

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2018 Return via Kingsgate:

What a pleasant ‘neutral’ (Phase 2) alternative entry; solo, my own pace, a nice countryside hotel with a view, home cooking served on a nice tablecloth, and more than one round/experience of all that, no big city involved at all.

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Avoiding the 180 Wildfires (more than 1,000 so far this year):

Why is it that there are always such big fires when I first go to places?  Is it evil being purified away?

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Western Banff:

You probably can’t tell from these simple photographs, but the landscape/landforms of this park/region are spectacular; massive, very pronounced, at unexpected angles/overhangs, etc..

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Twin Cliffs Pass:

I wonder if the first “people” (false humans) out here made this pass in order to cover up dynamiting exposed obvious ancient ruins.

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Ash Haze to the Bridge:

The smoke wasn’t bad at all.  If anything, it gave the whole area’s air the familiar scent of campfires/fireplaces.

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The Mountains of Jasper:

Like Banff, this adjacent park/region is amazing and wonderful, always worth camping in.  I suppose rd2 of it for me will be when I get to stay a while and hike, no longer having to put up with inappropriate humans.

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Lakes and Night Parking:

This was perhaps one day before I “caught air” in that poor vehicle, bouncing all my stuff inside around.

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Coming Up:

I’ve heard of a few better-looking urban spots/blocks, and of course of secret wilderness civilization/s.

much more TBA

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Best Hotels

A Montreal Mystery Hotel:

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Bighorn Meadows Resort – Radium Hot Springs:

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Delta Sun Peaks Resort:

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Eden Roc at Cap Cana – Punta Cana:

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Galiano Oceanfront Inn & Spa – Galiano Island:

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Le Place d’Armes Hotel & Suites – Montreal:

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Marriott Niagara Falls Fallsview Hotel & Spa – Ontario:

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Pemberton Valley Lodge:

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Shaw Club Hotel & Spa – Niagara-on-the-Lake:

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Sooke Harbour Resort & Marina – Vancouver Island:

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The Charles Inn – Niagara-on-the-Lake:

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Tigh Na Mara Seaside Sap Resort – Vancouver Island:

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Nicest Neighborhoods:

TBA –apparently reserved for visit3 and on

 

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Vegan Restaurants & Shops:

hopefully many more than just the one,  not merely “vegan options” in psycho restaurants

 

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Ancient Ruins:

  • Arctic coastline continental-shelf; many ruins of Polaria or Hyperborea just under that ocean’s surface?
  • Baker lake, Nunavut; blur dark rectangle line apparently replaced with photoshop copy-paste to make look like continuous terrain
  • craters (reactor accidents?  magic-war detonations?  to ruin World Tree stumps so they cannot easily be misused/mined?)
  • mountains of Banff?  (tilted formerly-vertical mega-spires?)
  • Vancouver, Port Mann, beach, old mill burned down 1940s, “Raw footage of a melted brick beach – Cheryl Lee Harnish“

and, no doubt, countless more; what a vast area, almost entirely untouched, let alone covered in urban sprawl

 

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