Tucked away up in one of the ceiling corners of a larger/standard room in this house… is the life-story of its maker.
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction
- Timeline
- Special Features
- Flags Hanging on the Walls (List)
- Flags on the Walls, Hanging like Banners from the Ceiling (Images)
- Manikins & Their Uniforms
- Uniform Examples
- Flags & Crests
- Patches & Seals
- Art
- Memes
- Vehicles
- 2022 Update: Awards
- 2022 Updates: New Flag – and Minecraft 1:1 Build
- 2024/+
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Introduction:
This room serves as the personal museum and visual memoirs of the Governor of Inisfree. Just 2 stories, and neatly tucked up in the corner, it is a rather difficult place to find for the uninvited and unaware. There are uniformed manikins in it with items which hint at some of the secret wars its owner participated in over the years.
This room chronicles the life of the Outlander who evolved and grew to become the leader of all Inisfree, Lord Auzdein von Himmler, Governor of Inisfree-city and Supreme Allied Commander of all Inisfreean forces both within Star-system Auzdein and deployed out across the Universe. Manikins, uniforms, posters, collages, flags, and personal vehicles are all displayed here, helping guests to get a better understanding for just what shaped the god of Inisfree into the man and leader he is today.
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Timeline:
Each manikin stands wearing one of the many Outlander uniforms Lord Himmler wore while growing up in the Outlands, and there are more than 60 of these manikins now lining the walls within this large rectangular prism of a room. From right to left, going sequentially counter-clockwise around this room from its door, all the way around, and back to its one door again, these manikins, and the posters, collages, and flags hung on the walls above them, represent the various phases of his childhood and adolescent life. The visual journey begins in the 1980s and continues on into the 2010s, at which point Lord Himmler earned his current title and discovered one of the many ways to immortality and invincibility.
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Update: Wars
- w/ the fake relatives
- w/ the fake church/es
- w/ the corrupt cops
- w/ the corrupt CPS
- w/ the corrupt school administrators ruining my academy appointment
- w/ the religion-corrupted Iraqis
- w/ the religion-corrupted military
- w/ corrupt V.A./insurance
- w/ the corrupt university/ies
- w/ the corrupt banks
- w/ the corrupt exes
- w/ the corrupt I.T. certifications program/s
- w/ corrupt employers
- w/ the fake veteran organizations/events
- w/ the corrupt dealership / bank
- w/ the T.I. agents and other low-level harassers online
Then there came the time not of wars, but of softening blows called the purge; the war was now in my favor.
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Special Features:
This is one of the only places in all of Inisfree where one can see any indications that the Inisfreeans have been involved in Black Operations. The hints are in several spots in this room. One of those hints is the inspiration for the flag of “The Wolves” team.
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Flags Hanging on the Walls:
- Texas
- Wildcat Battalion
- Wolf Battalion
- U.S. Army
- Plano West Senior High School
- Texas A&M University
- U.S. Air Force
- U.S. Marine Corps
- U.S.A.
- 1st Marine Division
- U.S. Navy
- Black Ops (& The Wolves flag?)
- Montana
- Inisfree
- World (Earth; all nations + U.N., etc.)
- Galaxy
* The Wolves and Schwarzdonner organizations never fully formed, so their flags aren’t needed.
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Flags on the Walls, Hanging like Banners from the Ceiling:
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Manikins & Their Uniforms:
Each manikin here shows the rank earned based on his conduct and marks, not the rank which corrupt commands or individuals subjected him to. Every manikin face is a life-like sculpture (3D-printed) of Lord Himmler’s own (at each developmental stage of his life; childhood, adolescence, early manhood, etc.). Manikins for his time in the USCMC of the SSP may be added to this line later.
- Cub Scouts
- Tee Ball
- Boy Scouts
- Soccer
- Army JROTC Service Charlies c/SGT & Freshman awards, start of the ‘low-reg’ haircut
- Army JROTC Service Bravos c/SGT & Freshman awards
- Army JROTC Service Alphas c/SGT & Freshman awards
- Army tri-color forest camouflage c/SGT w/ polished black boots
- Physical Training Team uniform
- Rifle Team uniform; padded leather shooting jacket w/ pellet rifle
- Army JROTC Service Charlies c/1SG w/D.I. hat, utility belt, & Sophomore awards
- Army JROTC Service Bravos c/1SG w/D.I. hat, utility belt, & Sophomore awards
- Army JROTC Service Alphas c/1SG w/D.I. hat, utility belt, & Sophomore awards
- Army tri-color forest camouflage c/1SG w/D.I. hat & polished black boots
- Color Guard uniform; Army JROTC Service Alphas c/1SG w/ ‘chrome dome’,
flag-holster harness, & Sophomore awards
- Army JROTC Service Charlies c/CPT, sabre belt, & Junior awards w/ 3 shoulder cords
- Army JROTC Service Bravos c/CPT, sabre belt, & Junior awards w/ 3 shoulder cords
- Army JROTC Service Alphas c/CPT, sabre belt, & Junior awards w/ 3 shoulder cords
- Army tri-color forest camouflage c/CPT w/ polished black boots
- Army JROTC Service Charlies c/COL, sabre belt, & Senior awards w/ 3 shoulder cords
- Army JROTC Service Bravos c/COL, sabre belt, & Senior awards w/ 3 shoulder cords
- Army JROTC Service Alphas c/COL, sabre belt, & Senior awards w/ 3 shoulder cords
w/ gelled, spiked haircut and silver-rimmed, black-lens sunglasses
- Army JROTC Service Alphas c/COL w/ black trench-/rain-coat
w/ ‘Mr. Smith haircut’ & ‘Matrix sunglasses’
- Army tri-color forest camouflage c/COL w/ polished black boots
- Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets Service Charlies w/ Air Force ROTC arm patch, bald
- Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets Service Bravos w/ Air Force ROTC arm patch
w/ self-made fake spurs for hazing week
- Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets Service Alphas w/ Air Force ROTC arm patch
- Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets Service Alphas w/ drab-khaki trench-/rain-coat
- Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets Squadron 17 physical training uniform w/ reflector belt
- Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets physical training sweat-pants and sweat-top
- Army tri-color forest camouflage w/ polished black boots
- White bathrobe with coat-hanger wire-frame halo (for en-masse Christmas caroling)
- One sock around the genitals
- Cici’s Pizza w/ baseball cap w/ permanent marker inscribed “I bust mine to feed yours.”,
return to the ‘low-reg’ haircut
- “SNIPER” T-shirt with pressed/ironed khaki trousers and brown-leather shoes,
already with a proper ‘high and tight’ haircut
- MARPAT forest camouflage, unbloused, collar buttoned, w/ camouflage tennis-shoes, bald
- USMC green physical training uniform w/ reflector belt
- USMC green sweat-pants and sweat-top
- Skivies (underwear for hygiene inspections)
- Cut-off Dress Blues Bravos for ‘yearbook’-style photos
- MARPAT forest camouflage, unbloused, collar unbuttoned, w/ tan combat boots & M-16A2
& a ‘two-man’ tent; both ‘shelter-halves’ assembled at its feet
- MARPAT forest camouflage, bloused, collar unbuttoned, w/ tan combat boots,
Vietnam flak jacket, and Kevlar helmet & M-16A2 & concrete-filled green ammunition boxes
- MARPAT forest camouflage, bloused, collar unbuttoned, w/ tan combat boots,
Vietnam flak jacket, football helmet, pugil stick, and boxing gloves
- USMC ‘Zulus’; MARPAT forest camouflage bloused over ‘Core-frames’ polished black leather dress shoes
- USMC Service Charlies/’Chucks’ LCpl & National Defense ribbon
- USMC Service Bravos LCpl & National Defense ribbon
- USMC Service Alphas LCpl & National Defense ribbon
- USMC Dress Blues Deltas LCpl & National Defense ribbon
- USMC Dress Blues Charlies/’Chucks’ LCpl & National Defense ribbon
- USMC Dress Blues Bravos LCpl & National Defense ribbon
- MARPAT desert camouflage, sleeves rolled, tan combat boots, 8-point hat, LCpl,
return to the ‘high and tight’ haircut
- MARPAT desert camouflage, sleeves down, tan combat boots, flak jacket, Kevlar helmet,
LCpl & M-16A4 w/ACOG, forced to the ‘medium-reg’ haircut (“eccentric haircut” remarks)
- MARPAT desert camouflage, sleeves down & unbuttoned, trousers unbloused over tan combat boots,
flak jacket, Kevlar helmet w/NVGs, Cpl & M-4A4 w/ACOG, Peq-2, & ‘broom handle’ forward grip
- MCAGCC UWTC RTAMS ICA uniform; MARPAT desert camouflage, tan combat boots, tan boonie hat,
orange camelbak, clipboard with orange duct tape around it, radio headset, Cpl
w/ smoke grenades, ‘pop-ups’, & ‘arty-sim’s’, bald (just for fun this time)
- ‘Hadji/Terrorist’ ‘man-dress’ w/ ‘picnic-blanket head-wrap’ & AK-47,
again to the ‘high and tight’ haircut
- USMC Dress Blues Alphas Sgt w/ $1,500 awards-block, & sabre (Mameluke sword) w/ its ‘belt’
- ‘Civies’; USMC seal(s) (small one on front, giant one on back) leather-jacket
- ‘Ninja-SWAT’ (from off-base photo)
- Elite Team all-black Dress Uniform w/ JROTC, ROTC, & USMC awards, 3 shoulder cords,
Schwarzdonner PMC Grinch arm patch, Black Ops ‘skull & stars’ arm patch, ‘bus driver’ hat,
and no rank, w/ armored black briefcase (& black arm-band?)
- 24 Hour Fitness uniform & shaggy haircut
- Executive Transportation uniform; suit & shaggy haircut
- Flak hidden Primavera project-manager jacket, shoulder-length hair
- *Green wizard-robe w/hood (cloak), longer hair, facial hair, walking-/wizard-staff
- *Nude, Spartan blood-red cape, longest hair, longest facial hair; wizard-beard; full king mode
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Uniform Examples:
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Flags & Crests:
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Patches & Seals:
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Art:
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Memes:
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Vehicles:
- 1984 Honda Accord
- 1996 Honda Accord
- HMMWV M1167 with coaxial two-weapon turret, M240G w/ NVG PAS-13, TOW2B system, trunk missiles rack (loaded), inert/empty missile tubes (end-caps on), AT4, Blue Force, M4s and M203s (both with ACOG and PEQ-2) vertical in the doorframe clips, a few frags in their cylindrical containers, MRE cases, camo day packs, and a Scout Sniper‘s sniper rifle
- 2002? Toyota Camry
- U-Haul 10′ moving truck
- Jeep Wrangler X with 4″ lift and 33″ tires
- Suzuki GSX-R
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2022 Update: Awards
Each of the 64 manikins, when applicable, has on its uniform the awards Auz had earned at that time. These awards include those he had earned but for which paperwork had either not been submitted, or had been submitted with errors due to the humans preparing it. The two times in his pre-Inisfree life during which he had awards worth mentioning here are his officer training and his Marine Infantry combat deployments.
Awards during officer training included:
(ribbons in order of precedence)
- Medal of Heroism
- Superior Cadet
- N-1-1: Distinguished Cadet, 2x
- N-1-2: Academic Excellence, 3x
- N-1-3: Academic Achievement, 3x
- N-1-4: Perfect Attendance
- N-1-5: Student Government, 2x
- N-1-6: LET Service
- N-1-7: Superior Instructor
- N-1-8: CPR / 1st Aid
- N-1-9: Distinguished Cadet
- N-1-10: Honor Cadet
- N-3-1: DAI/SAI Instructor Leadership, 2x
- N-3-2: Personal Appearance, 3x
- N-3-3: Proficiency, 3x
- N-3-5: Orienteering
- N-3-6: Color Guard, 2x
- N-3-7: Rifle Team, 3x
- N-3-8: Adventure Training (Elite Team)
- N-3-9: Commendation
- N-3-10: Good Conduct, 4x
- N-3-11: JCLC (Summer Camp; Ft. Sill), 2x
- N-3-13: Raider Team (Elite Team)
- N-3-15: Meritorious Actions
- N-2-1: Varsity Athletics
- N-2-2: JROTC Physical Fitness Award, 2x
- N-2-3: JROTC Athletics
- N-2-4: Junior Varsity Athletics
- N-2-5: Athletic Service
- N-4-1: Parade
- N-4-2: Recruiting (for Elite Team, SED, etc.)
- N-4-3: School Support
- N-4-4: Community Service
- N-4-5: Confidence Course
- N-4-6: Service Learning
- N-4-7: Excellent Staff Performance
Shoulder Cords:
- gold/yellow; Physical Fitness Team
- maroon; Rifle Team
- white; Color Guard
Awards during Marine Infantry combat deployments included:
(ribbons in order of precedence)
- Defense Distinguished Service
- Homeland Security
- Silver Star
- Defense Superior Service
- Legion of Merit
- Bronze Star
- Purple Heart
- Defense Meritorious Service
- Meritorious Service
- Navy & Marine Corps Commendation
- Joint Service Achievement
- Navy & Marine Corps Achievement
- Combat Action
- Navy Presidential Unit Citation
- Joint Meritorious Unit
- Unit Commendation
- Marine Corps Good Conduct
- American Defense Service (for a new period; The Wolves campaign)
- American Campaign (for a new period; The Modern Exodus)
- Medal for Humane Action
- National Defense Service
- Antarctica Service
- Iraq Campaign
- Global War on Terrorism – Expeditionary
- Global War on Terrorism
- Armed Forces Service
- Humanitarian Service
- Outstanding Volunteer Service
- Navy Sea Service Deployment
- Navy & Marine Corps Overseas Service
- Marine Corps Combat Instructor
- Navy & Marine Corps
- Overseas Service
- Combat Instructor
- Unit Citation
- United Nations Service (for a different group of nations)
- United Nations Medal (for a different group of nations)
- Inter-American Defense Board
*Note that “Stolen Valor” ‘works both ways’; valor can be stolen in the sense that it is denied by rejecting, or otherwise failing to approve, the paperwork to officiate recognition of qualifying actions. Valor can also be stolen in the sense that such required paperwork was not submitted in the first place. Denying service members the legal right to wear/display awards their actions qualify them for is breaking the law, and is a form of Stolen Valor.
Purple Hearts:
- 1 for the face,
- 1 for the wrist,
- 1 for the growth/height,
- 1 for every time he got (was made) sick,
- 1 for the spleen,
- 1 for the vein,
- 1 for the leg,
- 1 for every injection,
- 1 for the ankle,
- 1 for the brain/ear,
- 1 for the bedbugs,
- 1 for the heartbeat
From his journal: “I realized I rate at least one, many even; what has happened to me is no chance or curse or side effect, but war; they have been at war with me since the beginning, at war with my very thoughts, actually trying to end them and me, you name it. I have been wounded by actual enemies, domestic, in an actual and still-ongoing war. That is the criteria for this symbol recognizing wounds sustained in a military action or campaign; intentional harm done by an enemy to a person serving in armed forces.”
Thankfully, and unsurprisingly, all of those things did eventually heal.
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2022 Updates: New Flag – and Minecraft 1:1 Build
This is a new version of Inisfree’s flag.
The Minecraft build of this part of Auz’s private mansion really does it a lot more justice than the sketch ever could.
Hidden Storage Room:
This is where the only 2 Inisfreean Storm Trooper-based sets of armor made for High King Auzdein von Himmler are stored.
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2024/+
My yearbooks are on display on podiums in this room; for:
- Chesterbrook elementary,
- Huffman elementary,
- Renner middle,
- Shepton junior high,
- Plano West senior high,
- USMC MCRDSD Boot Camp,
- and USMC 2/7 combat deployment/s.
Lore items are also here; my first beach-house sketches (scroll down to the images-album), framed, etc.
The book (first short-story) I wrote and pseudo-published (had printed hardcopy in my school’s library) while attending Huffman; of the 2nd eternal flame, is on another podium here. (Another good sign and non-coincidence; my nature, even as a child, being to write about eternal things, light, being honored, honored other good people, etc.)
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Memorial Day (2024 May 27 Monday): 1st time showing my four with Ambi in here
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2024 July 13 Saturday: Places I Lived
States:
- ak
- az
- ca
- co
- fl
- hi
- il
- in
- la
- mo
- mt
- ne
- nh
- nm
- nv
- tx
- ut
- va
- wa
- wi
Nations:
- bahamas
- iraq
- israel
- japan
- kuwait
- mexico
- peru
- usa
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Also:
- Someday, by Nickelback
- The Veil – by Bob Yonker – for History, Memorabilia
- “American Soldier” by Toby Keith
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