Even the top of this massive home is decked out with numerous attractions.
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Table of Contents:
- Preface
- Physical Sections
- Railing Around It All
- Pool Parties on the Roof
- Relevant Holidays
- Novels Excerpt
- 2022 Update: Minecraft 1:1 Build
- 2023: Snow Cones
- 2023 August: Starry Night SFX
- 2024 May/+: History
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Preface:
When I was little, I always loved climbing, and eventually naturally noticed in one of the houses I was living in… I could just open my bedroom window and step right out onto the thing. The more roofs I made it up onto, such as the one I watched the nighttime cityscape horizon lights with a cheerleader girlfriend leaning back against my chest, the more I found I loved being up on such things. Not surprisingly, I ended up instinctively designing this dreamhouse of mine to not just have multiple convenient roof-access points, but lots of fun things to do while up here –and even more (and sexier) hotties to hang out with, guaranteed.
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Physical Sections:
The roof of this mansion includes the following:
- aqueduct stream
- café hut
- helipad
- swimming pool
- turret cone-roof chambers: ICV MF SS guard rooms
* Only High King Auz, his entourage, and people staying in the guest suites ever get to land via MPHA on this roof. Even pool party guests have to take one of the AIOWs up and down.
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Aqueduct Stream:
This is the miniature canal or tributary that takes water from the aqueduct connected to the back top of this mansion, and feeds it into the rooftop swimming pool about 80′ down its path. Guests of this rooftop area enjoy lounging along its sides, sitting on its warm, smooth, wide stone tiles and letting their feet and ankles rest and float in its slowly flowing, crystal clear waters.
Dimensions & Layout:
10 feet wide and one foot deep, this length of a waterway bisects the rooftop of this mansion from its back edge to about one third toward its center.
Special Features:
Like the rooftop swimming pool it feeds into, the floor and foot-tall walls of this little waterway have a nighttime starlight twinkling effect which is a beauty to behold.
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Café Hut:
This structure was originally what its name still implies; a simple hut built atop this roof, though one, of course, designed to sustain any amount of possible winds; a sturdy little shack for providing simple refreshments to rooftop poolside guests. Today, however, though still crowned with its tropical islands-style thatch roof for part of its ‘look and feel’, this roof hut is a private, five-star restaurant.
Dimensions & Layout:
This superstructure building measures about 50′ x 80′, standing just under 10′ tall, giving it a floor-space of 4,000 square feet; large enough to be its own house and home, but devoted entirely to the storage, preparation, and presentation of the finest meals and drinks Inisfree has to offer.
Special Features:
As in all Inisfreean restaurants, this one offers everything on its menu nyotaimori style. All guests need do is ask. The response the ICVs give is a wide-eyed beaming smile and, “I’d love to!” They then hurry off to eagerly prepare.
2023: Menu Specifics
- Amy & Brian coconut water (sometimes served in an actual lid-cut coconut)
- Brussels sprouts pan-softened
- Chick-fil-A sliders
- chicken tenders
- chips and guacamole or salsa
- croissant sandwich
- dal
- Electric Poke’s teriyaki tofu bowl, half rice and half kale salad as the base, w/ cucumber, pineapple, garlic, furikake, avocado, and “spicy” Hawaiian mayo
- fish tacos
- flatbreads
- French fries; regular, loaded, sweet potato with feta
- gyro
- hot dogs; regular, chili, etc.
- ice cream bar Kind/Snicker’s
- kabobs
- lobster (hearts of palm) roll
- milkshakes
- Moab watermelon Icee/Slurpee
- piña coladas (virgin; nonalcoholic)
- pizza slice
- pretzel jumbo soft with dipping sauces
- pupusa/empanada/calzone
- quesadilla
- ramen noodles soup
- rice white sticky
- salads
- shrimp jumbo battered
- sliders
- snow cones
- Spring rolls
- taquitos and guacamole
- teas
- water
- Wrap Shack frozen lemonade
- yogurt soft-serve (frozen)
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2024 May: Order-takers at the Counter, and Waitresses
These girls always look and dress like this; perfect bodies, scantily clad, showy and inviting, etc..
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Helipad:
This structure can support an MPHA (though, of course, MPHAs are Repulsine-assisted, thus they have virtually zero weight).
Shielded with a rotor-wash upward-deflection shutters-ring to prevent the winds of standard, ‘old school’ helicopters and VTOL-crafts from affecting the rooftop swimming pool, this helipad is complete with an immediate border of a ring of indirect, red guidance lights designed to aid pilots’ vision during nighttime take-offs and landings. It is on this exceptional helipad that the leader of all Inisfree is picked up and dropped off for his most time sensitive events. This helipad is to Inisfree what the White House lawn and its Marine One landing spots are to the Outlands.
Dimensions & Layout:
With a diameter sufficient for the landing of two MPHAs side by side, this is the largest helipad in the city. Dozens of human-sized people can board and disembark via this surface all at once. Beneath it are two of this mansion’s four guest suites, along with one of their two rooftop balcony patios. Off to one of its side curves are the rest of the features and attractions of the mansion’s rooftop.
Special Features:
Being composed of ‘smart’-surfaces, even the most jarring of emergency landings would be so perfectly managed by this helipad that not even the chandeliers hanging from the ceilings of the guest suites immediately below it would shake in the least. No one would even know unless they’d been out there to see it.
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Swimming Pool:
This is the semi-circular, almost crescent-shaped pool oriented like a partial halo around this mansion’s vast skylight. As wide as a normal Outlands swimming pool at any given point, this pool, once thought to be too narrow and odd of a form in the earlier drafts of this part of the mansion, is now one of Inisfree’s largest and easiest to mingle in and enjoy.
Dimensions & Layout:
50 feet wide across its arm nearest the rooftop helipad, and 25 feet across its far arm, this pool wraps three quarters of the way around the 50′ x 80′ skylight of this mansion’s master bedroom. A few dozen feet away is the roof hut (for poolside drinks and fine dining; nyotaimori is served from this thatch-roofed five-star private restaurant), as well as the rooftop helipad, with the roof-stream constantly feeding fresh water into this pool from the aqueduct bringing it onto the roof of this mansion from the Snow-dunes far behind and high above. Water from this pool spills over the side of the mansion as waterfalls feeding the first of its side-yard swimming pools.
Special Features:
At night, the smooth, white, plaster-like floor and swooping walls of this swimming pool silently sparkle with pinpoint dots of simulated starlight created by LEDs built down into their surface. This is one of the Governor‘s favorite places to make love.
2024 July update: Tanning-chairs have underside lighting like in the stormy-evening helo’-scene in the 2024 sequel of/in the Bad Boys movies series (making for a ‘look’ similar to what custom street-racing cars sometimes show off).
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obviously minus the pubes; females in our realm don’t grow/have pubic hair
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Turret Cone-roof Chambers:
Above the four AIOWs of this mansion are conical roofs concealing lookout towers staffed at all times by Inisfreean Master Females (MFs). They are also stocked with plenty of Inisfreean-grade weapons and other tools, such as Rainbow Cannons, among many others.
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Railing Around It All:
My (Auz’s) favorite kind of balcony railing, the kind that looks like a row of lower-leg-sized Chess-pieces, is everywhere there is a ledge / drop-off up here. It also separates the helipad roof-section, but is not around the raised helipad itself (not part of its circular border).
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Pool Parties on the Roof:
You’ll see nearly weekly gatherings of many of the best friends and favorite fuckbuddies of the leader of Inisfree up here on top of his private mansion. Anytime you are visiting his city, especially if you stay for the full tour, you are likely to hear about one. Naked teen kajirae strut around everywhere, taking care of everyone’s refreshment needs, and actual angels land on and leap from the edges, spreading their bright white feathery wings wide. There is room for thousands up here, and usually a few hundred show. Beach balls, pool volleyball, and poolside DJs complete the scene. The music is always lively, positive, and sexy, getting all the girls to dance –and dance right up to you. Place your order at the hut café, dive in, grab a few giggly kajirae, and enjoy.
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Relevant Holidays:
- 19 Aperire: Songkran
- 20 Aperire: cloud-watching
- 22 Auzdein: picnics
- 20 Shakira: watermelon
- 18 Agharta: Eat Outside Day (but not picnic)
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Novels Excerpt:
Descending mid-air from Cloud City II to the rooftop pool area of his mansion, he was greeted with warm hugs and kisses from the Inisfreean Secret Service on duty that night. “We are one,” they purred and smiled, they hair colors changing with the irises of their eyes. “We are one,” his low voice appreciatively rumbled in return.
Making himself a healthy drink at the rooftop bar hut, he sipped it to make sure he’d mixed it right, then politely reached out to Ambi with his mind, asking her if she wanted his company or was busy settling in. Another sip of his drink, and he walked over to the edge of the rooftop, standing there to take in another wonderful sight; half of the entire city fanned out down the mountain before him. Inisfree was beautiful and doing well, its latest comfortable night setting in.
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2022 Update: Minecraft 1:1 Build
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2023: Snow Cones
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2023 August: Starry Night SFX
The High Queen is credited with the inspiration for this new special effect here.
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2024 May/+: History
Memorial Day (2024 May 27 Monday): 1st time picnicking with my four with Ambi up here, fireworks starting after we’d gotten our orders from the pool hut (walked to us by kajirae on shift)
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