“Attitude is everything.”  Some of the most attractive females of all time… were ignored and allowed to fade into oblivion due to their choosing to have poor/bad attitudes toward good people passing by.  Some of the less-attractive ones ended up earning salvation and deification, as well as teenification (IOW:  being helped to transition back into their primes; healthiest possible form for their bodies) and free houses, citizenship (in the Inisfreean realm) and more, all because they had proper, respectable, logical attitudes toward the Inisfreeans and their friends.

 

Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

  • Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
  • while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
  • The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

 

Laws:

  1. Humans are only permitted the attitudes prescribed as appropriate for them by the Inisfreeans.  Over the coming generations, this will be bred into them so that they start having appropriate reactions for once in the last century.  For those who are too corrupted/degenerated to evolve from/via this corrective breeding, they shall be deported from the Earth, once and for all (scheduled for 2313 en-masse, with lesser/individual deportations indefinitely following that event).
  2. No false positivity (i.e. creepy/fake smiles paired with obviously-fake vibes, etc.), passive-aggressive nonsense, condescension toward those approved for life in Inisfree, etc.; if any of those uncalled-for behaviors are displayed, the person displaying/choosing them shall be, at the very least, beaten (as assault / “corporal punishment” is legal under/in Inisfreean law), and, at most, be “put down” humanely (quickly, whether by sniper fire, artillery, or anything else that is not considered grotesque or including gratuitous suffering/violence).
  3. It is illegal for any human to dislike or resist anything King Auz does or tries to do. Resisting the will of King Auz is high treason –against the king of kings, and against nature and goodness itself. Such are the telltale signs of deranged demons (not actual Demons (who are always good), a race of the species known as Angels) and nothing else.
  4. Yes, Inisfreeans have the right to dictate which attitudes are good, which are bad, when, and why.  This is part of the reunification and purification process of the Megaverse.  “Anything goes.” is no longer acceptable, as the Chaos force/incarnation/s are in perpetual/terminal retreat, no longer welcome.
  5. Beyond-humans (such as Angels, Elves, Mermaids, etc.) can, of course, have the full range of attitudes/emotions, and are given plenty of time to learn what the Inisfreeans are all about; they don’t have to be positive/happy from the start, or by default.  Any emotional processing they need to do (such as going through a grieving process) are fine, too.
  6. There is no change in the status quo as far as having a good sense of humor or “spunk” goes; those found worthy/acceptable by the Inisfreeans are welcome to continue cracking jokes, pulling reasonable pranks, partying (where it does not disturb the sleep or work of others), etc.
  7. If you prefer having an attitude/belief that is not compatible with the Inisfreean Way, you’d better get your incompatible ass into Space where it belongs, and never come back (to Earth or ANY world occupied/enjoyed by the Inisfreeans).  Otherwise, you will be hunted down and terminated for disturbing the peace, as well as for reckless endangerment of the public, and of course for being criminally and demonically insane.  You have been warned, and there is no amnesty/transition period.
  8. No sexy (as per my standard; what I am attracted to) female is capable of falling out of love with me.  (This is one of the Laws of Physics and Biology now; it is how things work and always shall.)  Furthermore, no such female is capable of wanting to do anything other than what I want her/them to do.  This, of course, is a day-by-day and thought-by-thought or urge-by-urge thing; whatever I am/become in the mood for, so do they, always naturally fully eager to facilitate/provide whatever I want, moment by moment, for the rest of eternity, amen (so be it / so it is).
  9. Females I (Auz) am attracted to shall always be eager to politely approach me, show themselves so I can see they are perfect to my standard, and be enslaved and re-educated by me.  They shall always be eager to be sent to my prison (a.k.a. Inisfree’s Kajirae and Kajirae-candidates Training Facility, The Girl Kennels) for refresher courses, boarding, etc..  Even when they fail to meet my standard, such as indicated by the personnel staffing that facility, they shall be grateful that they are being taught or given refreshers, even when they sometimes get smacked, whipped, put in solitary, or whatever else.  It is never appropriate or acceptable or natural for a female (or anyone) to attempt resistance/dominance against me, and it is always appropriate/acceptable/natural for them TO wholeheartedly submit to everything I prescribe for them/anyone.
  10. No one wants to breed / have offspring unless/until I want them to, and then they only want the kind of offspring I would be pleased to encounter; all people everywhere in Creation only want to create perfectly healthy and attractive-to-me children, and only when I want them to create such things.  This means females have no desire to get pregnant, and never will themselves to get pregnant during sex, and cannot get pregnant without my direct specific verbal blessing in person.  (Foolish human Outlanders will, based on their pathetic consistently-wrong/negative history/track-record, panic after assuming this means an end to their kind, but it actually prevents their mortality, helping/forcing them to stabilize like their kind once, long ago, was.  Only those obsessed with pointless death/dying/mortality/atrophying will die out because of this new and permanent law, and that is as it should be; their kind was never meant to be/last, anyway.)

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.