We have some of the best street-races on the planet.
Street racing is typically an unsanctioned and illegal form of auto racing that occurs on a public road.
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Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:
*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.
- Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
- while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered). Again, the logic and focus is: more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior. When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
- The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products). Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs. They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all. In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.
However, since this webpage is only talking about street-races in our realm, we do not apply these steep punishments/corrections; our people are only politely and sexily asked and encouraged by our ICVs to street-race together harmoniously. ICVs on Owls and in our Police Tumblers can intervene.
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Laws:
- We allow our city’s street races only on the parts of the (our) highway which are blocked off from normal traffic for the duration of the race/s (and all non-race traffic must/will have reasonable alternate routes).
- No races on residential streets; drag-racing must be done in parking-lots and industrially-zoned areas/alleys. This is Inisfree; Heaven on Earth, not the chaotic urban-sprawl of human civilization (meaning we are civilized, responsible, and orderly here, never endangering the wonderful beings who come to visit and live with us).
- Races are during the least-use highway hours; overnight, when commuters are fewest, etc., as this ensures we don’t have to redirect/reroute much traffic, resulting in the fewest inconveniences to our driving population.
- Which race-types we host: “crotch rockets” (both wheeled and hover versions), “rice rockets”, “hogs” / “choppers”, muscle-cars, customs, low-riders, race-trucks, and combinations of those.
- All other races are on the double-carrier: NASCAR / “stock cars”, NASCAR pickup-trucks, etc.
- Spectating is generally done from our Rotating Parking-lots, but is permitted generally anywhere alongside the races (and is considered perfectly safe, since our realm is designed to ensure the immortality and invincibility of everyone approved to be here with us).
- Our ICVs ensure that there are always at least two flawlessly-sexy, perfect-faced, shorty hyper-sluts available per spectator; there are always two times as many hot, short, promiscuous, polyamorous, porn-star-level girls standing in the crowd as there are others/guests/residents. This number (of available girls at each street-race) may include a variety of types; ICVs, nymphs, Registered Companions, and regular fuck-buddies, groupies, fluffers, etc.. This is Inisfree.
- Racers get to decide many of the rules and rewards of each race, provided they do not involve physically/permanently hurting anyone. (And winning/bidding expensive racecars is no big deal here, as they can be 3D-printed, or otherwise replaced, very easily –even for free.)
- No one is allowed to interfere with these races, and this means not leaning out in front of the racers, or in any other way distracting them, as they deserve to get to focus on the fun of the race.
- The overall theme/atmosphere/mindset of our racers and spectators alike is one of a celebration of togetherness, not reckless competition for profit or glory. We are here to party together, uplift each other, and show off –all in our mutually-agreeable way.
- ICVs in Work-horse vehicles tidy up the streets after every race –but no one in Inisfree ever wants to (or dares) litter, so this usually only involves wiping away any tire-marks on the pavement.
- You can expect to hear about at least one street-race in Inisfree every weekend, though sometimes there are one or two more during weeks where more guests are here/interested.
- Inisfree’s private Internet and M.A.S. post updates with all important information about our races and related/other events.
- As of 2021, Inisfree also hosts hover-shuttle street-races (those these are sometimes up in the sky, similarly to air-shows).
As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.
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