Vias Directory

These are our streets; every road off our highway system.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Which Names Go Where
  3. Concept
  4. Some of the Minor-street Names
  5. Street Name Assignments
  6. Foot Patrols
  7. Additional Notes
  8. Street Examples in Inisfree (Images Begin)
  9. Inisfree Streets Labeled on the Map
  10. ICVs Always Strolling or Bicycling Around
  11. 2024 June:  Speed Limits and Street Signs

 

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Introduction:

‘Via’ is another of the Inisfreean terms for ‘street’.  All streets and highway sections in Inisfree are named after females the Inisfreeans admire (i.e. those King Auz found to be sexy).  If there is a shrine-mansion dedicated to a girl, and ICVs made in her likeness, you can bet there is also a street somewhere in Inisfree with her name.

 

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Which Names Go Where:

“Main characters” (goddesses/deified) have their names assigned to major streets and highway sections.  “Form-sakes” (the sexiest females spotted by King Auz and/or his Inisfreeans during their expeditions) have their names assigned to minor streets.

 

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Concept:

Having the names of these sexiest of all females in Creation helps us remember, picture, stabilize, honor, immortalize, re-manifest, summon, and be soothed by them.  These are spells, just like those written down elsewhere; whether in spell-books, or made with salt or other substances, they function the same way; when you see, think, and/or read one, it brings something powerful back into the forefront of your mind.  The more you see/think/read a thing, the more stable and perfect it will be; the sooner it will return, the sexier/stronger it will be/remain, and the longer it can stay.

 

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Some of the Minor-street Names:

These names are assigned to streets within neighborhoods, not to the main streets or highway-sections leading to/from a neighborhood entrance/exit.

  1. Aaliyah Dana Haughton
  2. Adriana Lima
  3. Adrianne Palicki
  4. Aishwarya Rai
  5. Alecia Silverstone
  6. Alexander Joy Cook
  7. Alexis Capri
  8. Alicia Vikander
  9. Alizée Jacotey
  10. Alyssa Milano
  11. Alyssa (of Arlington)
  12. Alyssa Hollands
  13. Amber Eckleberry
  14. Amber Laura Heard
  15. Amy Adams
  16. Amy Ruffle
  17. Amy Smith
  18. Ana Beatriz Barros
  19. Ana Celia de Armas Caso
  20. Anastasia Kassar
  21. Angela Sue Rypien
  22. Angelina Jolie
  23. Arianny Celeste
  24. Ashley Judd
  25. Avy Lee Roth
  26. Azita Ghanizada
  27. Barbara Nedeljakova
  28. Barbora Kodetova
  29. Betta Lemme
  30. Brittney Skye
  31. Brooke AFK
  32. Caprice; “Little Caprice” (Markéta Štroblova)
  33. Carré Otis
  34. Cassidey (Paizley Adams)
  35. Charleene Rena
  36. Charlie Garcia
  37. Charlize Theron
  38. Chasey Lain
  39. Chelsea Hoffman
  40. Cindy Kimberly
  41. Courtney Day
  42. Courtney Devine
  43. Courtney Eaton
  44. Daenerys Targaryen
  45. Denise Lee Richards
  46. Dina Meyer
  47. Doreah
  48. Druuna
  49. Ekaterina Petrova
  50. Elena Alexandra Apostoleanu (Inna)
  51. Elisha Ann Cuthbert
  52. Ellen Cleary
  53. Ellie Idol
  54. Emilia Clarke (as Daenerys Targaryen)
  55. Erin Holmes
  56. Eva Angelina
  57. Evangeline Lilly
  58. Faith Leon
  59. Frankie Rayder
  60. Gianna Distenca
  61. Gina Ryder
  62. Graciella of Bryan
  63. Haifa Wehbe
  64. Hayden Panettiere
  65. Hilary Duff
  66. Isabel Lucas
  67. Issabella Konic
  68. Jada/Jenna
  69. Jamie Chung
  70. Jenna Marie Massoli (Jenna Jameson)
  71. Jennifer Anniston
  72. Jessi Moore
  73. Jessica Marie Alba
  74. Jill Cassidey
  75. Jing Tian
  76. Jordan Capri
  77. Josie Maran
  78. Joy Paulino
  79. Julianne Hough
  80. Juliet Starling
  81. Kalee Carroll
  82. Kayleigh van der Veen
  83. Karen McDougal
  84. Kari Samantha Wuhrer
  85. Katherine Jobb
  86. Katherine Kriske
  87. Kathleen Duncan
  88. Katie (of Katie’s World)
  89. Kelsi Chlovechok
  90. Kendra Wilkinson
  91. Kennedy Leigh
  92. Kesha Rose Sebert
  93. Kim Possible
  94. Kim Riche
  95. Kimberly Katherine Smith
  96. Kristin Elizabeth Cutler (Kristin Cavallari)
  97. Kristen Snyder
  98. Laetitia Casta
  99. Laura Dianne Vandervoort
  100. Lauren Katherine Conrad
  101. Leonor Varela
  102. Liesel Anne Pritzker (Liesel Matthews)
  103. Lily Collins
  104. Linda Holm
  105. Lynsi Woodson
  106. Madison Elle Beer
  107. Maika Monroe
  108. Maile (of Frisco)
  109. Mandy (Lexus in Plano)
  110. Margaret ‘Maggie’ Elizabeth Lindemann
  111. Meagan Ramirez
  112. Megan Denise Fox
  113. Melissa Satta
  114. Mila Kunis
  115. Miranda Lawson (black-haired Yvonne Jaqueline Strzechowski)
  116. Monica Anna Maria Bellucci
  117. Morena Baccarin (as Inara Serra)
  118. Nathalie Kelley
  119. Nicole Graves
  120. Nicole Mary Kidman
  121. Niki Belucci
  122. Nikki Griffin
  123. Nikolina Konstantinova Dobreva (Nina Dobrev)
  124. Olga Kurylenko
  125. Paula Garcés
  126. Pele Wahielo
  127. Penelope Cruz
  128. Phoebe Cates
  129. Pia Muehlenbeck
  130. Piper Lincoln
  131. Polli Spichak
  132. Princess Katana
  133. Rachael Morgan
  134. Rachael May Taylor
  135. Rachel Sarah Bilson
  136. Radoslava Boguslavskaya (RDSLV)
  137. Rain Lao
  138. Raven Riley
  139. Rikku
  140. Rosalie Lillian Hale
  141. Sabrina Blonde
  142. Sahar Luna
  143. Salma Hayek
  144. Samaire Armstrong
  145. Sara Jean Underwood
  146. Sasha Blonde
  147. Scarlett Rose Leithold
  148. Selena Gomez
  149. Serah D’Laine
  150. Severina Vučković
  151. Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll
  152. Shilpa Shetty
  153. Sophia of Flori
  154. Sophie Burles (from Alex Gaudino “Watch Out”)
  155. Sophie Turner
  156. Stacy Ann Ferguson “Fergie”
  157. Stacey Briana Bernstein (Raylene)
  158. Susan Ward
  159. Shelwe Taldeer
  160. Tara Donna Reid
  161. Tara Leigh Patrick (Carmen Electra)
  162. Taylor Marie Hill
  163. Tiffani Amber Theissen
  164. Tori Black
  165. Ursula Mayes
  166. Valerie Anne Poxleitner
  167. Vanessa Hudgens
  168. Vanessa Joy Minnillo
  169. Xenia Deli
  170. Xenia Seeberg​​
  171. Yessenia
  172. Yvette P.
  173. Zara Maria Larsson

You can find more information about these special women here.

 

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Street Name Assignments:

The streets in Inisfree are those that connect homes and other buildings to the city’s highway.  Each street is named for the first sexy female who chose to move into one of the houses in the neighborhood that street goes to or is in.  Here are the ones that have been assigned:

  1. Amusement Park street:  Karolina Dean Way
  2. Apartments N street:  Tandy Bowen Way
  3. Apartments S street:  Cessily Kincaid Way
  4. Arch City street:  Sabrina Spellman Way
  5. Artillery Parking-lot street:  Alexa Torres Way
  6. Atlantis II Hotel street:  Sabrina Mako Way
  7. Auz’dome Ceiling-mansions street:  Wendy Temujin Way
  8. Auz’dome NE to W street:  Crystalia Amaquelin Way
  9. Auz’dome NW to E street:  Amber ICV1 Way
  10. Auz’dome S to NE street:  Sophia Eisenburg Way
  11. Auz’dome S to NW street:  Dolores Abernathy Way
  12. Auz’dome W to E street:  Isabella Montgomery Way
  13. Barracks E street:  Miranda Lawson Way
  14. Barracks W street:  Max Guevara Way
  15. Bed & Breakfast Spire street: Jacqueline Diamonds-Drake Way
  16. Borg-cube Apartment-building street:  Alice Lucas Way
  17. Bora-tiki neighborhood street:  Pele Wahielo Way
  18. Bowl-balconies Apartment-building street: Talena Way
  19. Bungalows neighborhood street:  Heather Cameron Way
  20. Cabins neighborhood street:  Maya Erra Way
  21. Castles neighborhood street:  Sansa Stark Way
  22. Chateaux neighborhood street:  Coraline Revelle Way
  23. Cliff-dwellings neighborhood 1 street:  Andrilae Volcare Way
  24. Cliff-dwellings neighborhood 2 street:  Xephia Way
  25. Cliff-dwellings neighborhood 3 street:  Scarlette Devon Ravensdale Way
  26. Clothing Factory street:  Clarissa Adele Fairchild Way
  27. Cloud City II surface street (loop):  Zerachiel Way
  28. Cloud City II lower-hemisphere street (loop):  Eleanor Nemeseia Way
  29. Coliseum Amphitheater street:  Alison Blaire Way
  30. Desert Ruins street:  Lara Croft Way
  31. Dickens Village street:  Freya Storm Way
  32. Double-tree Hotel street:  Felanelle Reuniondawn Way
  33. E.P.C.O.T. II street:  Magara Nygard Way
  34. Earthships neighborhood street:  Ana Kravinova Way
  35. Equestrian Escape / Horseback Archery street:  Artemis Crock Way
  36. F.A.U. Crater street:  Oona Finvarra Way
  37. Flower Towers street:  Elizabeth Braddock Way
  38. Giant Baobab street (internal spiral):  Zada Way
  39. Giant Geode street:  Qiturah Way
  40. Grocery Store 1 street:  Yavanna Kementari Way
  41. H.A.A.R.P. II street:  Lorna Dane Way
  42. Hanging-spheres Skyscraper-bridge street 1: Felicia Hardy Way
  43. Hanging-spheres Skyscraper-bridge street 2:  Cindy Moon Way
  44. Hanging-spheres Skyscraper-bridge street 3:  Cordelia Frost Way
  45. Hanging-spheres Skyscraper-bridge street 4:  Helena Wayne Way
  46. Harbin II street:  Tess Black Way
  47. Husky House street:  Elena Antonov Michaels Way
  48. Impact Range(s) street/s:  Lana Baumgartner Way
  49. India Temple Ruins street:  Urvashi Way
  50. Inisfree’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry street:  Cho Chang Way
  51. Inverted Pyramid (internal spiral) street:  Anita Browning Way
  52. Kathedrom street:  Lady Sif Way
  53. Liberty High School street:  Ophelia Sinner Way
  54. Lion Art Academy street:  Alanna Richards Way
  55. Luxor II street:  Caitlyn Blakewood Way
  56. Luxury-barn street:  Pamela Lillian Isley Way
  57. M.K.M. Distribution Factory street:  Druuna Way
  58. Mansions neighborhood street:  Patricia Whitmore Way
  59. Modern American neighborhood street:  Anna Marie D’Ancant Way
  60. N.W.O. Training E street:  Jessamine Roux Way
  61. N.W.O. Training W street:  Natasha Romanoff Way
  62. Neptune Temple street (underwater):  Mira Kan Way
  63. Overhang Base street:  Nyria Serra Way
  64. Palaces neighborhood street:  Laynia Petrovna Way
  65. Palaces neighborhood street to our copy of Katherine’s Palace:  Illyana Rasputina Way
  66. Piers street:  Jaina Proudmoore Way
  67. Ridge-line Buildings Chain street:  Katara Navarre Way
  68. Ryokans neighborhood street:  Colleen Wing Way
  69. SCUBA City street:  Atlanna Way
  70. San Diego Hills neighborhood street:  Jane Volturi Way
  71. Santorini II street:  Faith Blakely Way
  72. Sea-tanks street: Triton Sirena Way
  73. Schlosser neighborhood street:  Valeria Richards Way
  74. Shibuyas alley street 1:  Lillian Didina Way
  75. Shibuyas alley street 2:  Melina Love Way
  76. Shrine-mansions (and Tantric Academy) entry/exit street:  Amora Way
  77. Shooting Ranges street:  Tabitha Smith Way
  78. Slanted-Toroids street:  Sarina Vivienne Adalgari Way
  79. Sotu E to SW street:  Virginia Ann Potts Way
  80. Sotu N to SE street:  Shelwe Taldeer Way
  81. Sotu SW to N street:  Emma Grace Frost Way
  82. Sotu W to E street:  Gigi Sinclair Way
  83. Sotu W to SE street:  Teagan Strange Way
  84. Spanish Mansion street:  Camille Delgado Way
  85. Spire Temple street:  Golnesa Pesquet Way
  86. Statue Park street:  Heroes & Heroines Way
  87. Street-light-shaped Buildings street:  Lucine Lopez Way
  88. Subterranean Prison street (underground):  Sarah Conrad Way
  89. Tiny Houses neighborhood street:  Jupiter Jones Way
  90. Tipis neighborhood street:  Danielle Moonstar Way
  91. Tornado Crater street:  Ororo Munroe Way
  92. Treehouses street:  Tauriel Rhovanion Way
  93. Underway street:  Xull’rae Zauviir Way
  94. Underway XXXenos Cave-annex street:  Juli Mackey Way
  95. Valhalla II street:  Freyja Way
  96. Vehicles Service Line street:  Alison Hart-Burnett Way
  97. Venetian Lake Apartments street (loop):  Carmilla Black Way
  98. WMKM Studios street:  Trish Walker Way
  99. Waterfall City II street:  Tempest Thema Way
  100. Waterfall-slant neighborhood street:  Regan Wyngarde Way
  101. White Conexes neighborhood street:  Gamora Titan Way
  102. White Pyramids Complex street:  Ixchel Xoc Way
  103. Wylie Ivy Cove street:  Adeline Reese Way
  104. X-2 Hotel street:  Katherine Anne Pryde Way
  105. Zoo street:  Daenerys Targaryen Way

More street-names TBA…

 

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Foot Patrols:

Inisfree is a resort city and healing center based on full compatibility between all its citizens, residents, and guests.  As part of that culture and focus, its ICVs know to always have at least a few of them on every section of every street/via; they know the importance of being flawless eye-candy out there, warmly greeting and assisting everyone walking or otherwise passing by –and they love to get to do this, as it is built into their very nature/s.  Since ICVs have a shared/collective consciousness, they also know when any of them nearby should step out to strut and smile around whenever one of their ‘sisters’ (fellow ICVs) is busy helping someone, no longer able to do so herself.

At all times, day and night, for the rest of time, every via (street) in Inisfree will have at least a few of these happy ICVs strolling or bicycling around along it.  The same is true for all the hiking, jogging, and bicycling trails in our realm.  The only part of our network of drivable surfaces the ICVs don’t walk and bicycle on is our highway itself.

Specifically, every ~50′ or so, you will see at least one ICV, she will always be dressed very sexily or not at all, and, if you are an approved guest or resident, she will be very happy to see you.

 

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Additional Notes:

There are no fire-lanes/curbs –because our firetrucks can hover and fly.

2024 May:  We do not have “dead end” signs. We have “cul-de-sac” signs.

 

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Street Examples in Inisfree:

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Inisfree Streets Labeled on the Map:

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ICVs Always Strolling or Bicycling Around:

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2024 June:  Speed Limits and Street Signs

Speed Limits:

  • 5 MPH in campgrounds
  • 10 MPH:  playgrounds
  • 15:  schools and alleys
  • 20:  residential curves
  • 25:  residential
  • 30:  farmland curves
  • 35:  farmland
  • 40:  suburb curves
  • 45:  suburbs
  • 50:  downtown curves
  • 55:  downtown
  • 60:  hwy ramps
  • 65:  hwy slow lane
  • 70:  hwy loop
  • 75:  hwy curve
  • 80:  hwy straight long
  • 150:  street races
  • 235:  double carrier
  • Before 2024, the thinking was that since different combinations of drivers and vehicles meant factoring in different driving skills and (vehicle) performance abilities, speed limits would be based on those combos, not “one size/speed fits all”. While that is still true in our realm, repulsines and other tech’ of ours has made it so that all vehicles on our streets can speed and maneuver almost identically, excepting of course for size/turns (motorcycle vs. truck turning-radius, etc.).  That said, our A.I.-assisted/-infused vehicles will move themselves at the speeds posted above, based on where they are driving, excepting when the driver chooses temporary manual control/steering.

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Street Signs:

What makes my street signs unique:

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Street-type Definitions:

  • Road:  anything that connects two points, usually narrower (fewer lanes) than a street (perhaps 2-way, thus 2 lanes, plus 2 shoulders and sometimes a turning lane in the middle where a median would otherwise be), and often (in the Outlands) asphalt instead of concrete.
  • Way:  a side street off a road.
  • Street:  a public way with buildings on both sides. These often run perpendicular to avenues.
  • Avenue:  also have trees or buildings on both sides.
  • Boulevard:  a wide street in a city with trees or greenery on both sides. There’s generally a median in the middle of a boulevard.  (Most paved drivable surfaces in our realm have medians, excepting in some neighborhoods.)
  • Lane:  a narrow road (thus being referred to as a single lane), often in a rural area.
  • Drive:  a winding road that has its route shaped by natural features such as a lake or mountain.
  • Terrace:  a road that runs along the top of a slope.
  • Place:  a road with no throughway.
  • Court:  a road with no throughway, that ends in a loop or cul-de-sac.
  • Plaza or Square:  (the encircling/bordering street of) an open public space that’s surrounded by businesses or streets.

We didn’t much care for those difficult-to-guess-the-definitions-of terms, so we came up with our own; our paved routes, excepting our highway, are each named ending in “Way”, as we are not just honoring those named, but reminding ourselves and them of their feminine/heavenly/sexy lifestyle/mannerisms/movements (IOW:  the way they are/were).

 

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