To become a citizen of my city, Inisfree, you must be compatible with my lifestyle; you must enjoy all I am.  That should go without saying, but human civilization set up citizenship in completely backward and evil ways, such as basing it off birth or money, thereby creating chaos, unrest, inequality, and worse.  The sane way of granting citizenship is based on compatibility.

So what are some prerequisites that we use to screen people prior to letting them know about Inisfree, let alone giving them a chance to enter it for a first visit and tour?

  1. You understand that some dictatorships and kingdoms are good, even paradises enjoyed by all participating.
  2. You share my passions, and help arrange experiences you know I’ll love, not ones you wish I’d convert for and tolerate.
  3. You keep yourself in perfect/peak physical and mental shape, maintaining a healthy and sculpted physique –naturally.
  4. You maintain a healthy (vegan) diet, and teach others the importance and compassion of this.
  5. You are careful about which words you choose, even when telling a joke; you know that words have power.
  6. You do not use any cosmetic products, or have piercings, or consume anything toxic/intoxicating.
  7. Your footwear is minimal, and you never wear high-heeled shoes.

The next step is flying to Inisfree and taking a guided tour to see if you like what we’re up to here.  If, after completing that tour, you decide you do, then it’s up to you to decide if you want to pursue an Inisfreean citizenship, which allows you to not only visit our city, but pick out a home and office space here.  How do you start the process of becoming a citizen/resident of Inisfree?

  1. Males have to be naturally good friends with me.
  2. Females have to be interested in completing our culture’s equivalent of a wedding ceremony, which, in our realm, is really just a public declaration of total compatibility/friendship/intimacy/love/familiarity/trust; it doesn’t mean you have to stay with me and only me, etc., as we are not barbarians like those who practice human marriages, trying to control everything.

Once/if you are granted citizenship in Inisfree (not just the right to know about it and make your first visit), how do you maintain that citizenship?

  1. Live in accordance with The Inisfreean Way, which is basically everything you just read, plus visiting once a year, etc.
  2. Help re-green the planet; don’t just reach sustainability or self-sufficiency.
  3. Introduce us Inisfreeans to more people who are compatible with us; those you know we’d love, and who would love it here.
  4. Join in our celebrations, such as the concerts we host in our city/realm, and fleet homecomings.

Citizenship is actually pretty simple and easy; if I like you, and you like me, you’re in.