Rio

Summary/Moral:  the sexuality of some elves, and how even elves sometimes need help with health

 

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This kind man is an actual elf, and he took me in and helped me find a job when nobody else would.  The people of the city I had been forced to flee to at this time turned out to be not unlike all the rest; most wouldn’t give me the time of day, let alone a fair paycheck or any common respect, …but Rio took me in and made it so that none of that other crap really mattered; he gave me fair lodging, fair rent, and fair treatment.  He, like so many in my life, seemed to show up curiously at just the right time, sparing me from another bout of system-imposed homelessness, and I enjoyed decent shelter, hangouts, and other events ever since.

This was the time when I learned about anime, Minecraft (which I’d end up using to make the first complete computer-model of all of Inisfree, plus another of the Governor’s Mansion, no less!), and the still-underground movement to liberate so many wronged people from the sexually-abusive tyranny that our nation’s latest government had chosen to inflict.  We watched shows drawn by fantastic animators that were bringing to life all the things we’d had to keep hidden from the judgmental prudes up until that moment.  We explored freely for once, and built wondrous structures above and deep within, the digital world called Minecraft, finding we could coexist both in the ‘real’/waking life and that one.  This was the grand start of my/our post-Shift sexual and spiritual liberation; we were helping one another, through those gentle means, get to be and really become ourselves.

I learned about the Celiac condition from him, and modified my diet because of it; gluten-free became something I searched for in the grocery stores, educated myself on, and began to explain to others.  It made me think that he was surely genetically part-elf, as the elves are said to be vegetarians, if not also vegans; they wouldn’t have developed any ability to digest things like bread or other heavily-processed ‘food’.  I’m very glad this man was the one who introduced me to all that, as he did it so professionally and eloquently; Rio always was a brilliant English major and wordsmith.

He was the first friend to help me arrange threesomes, orgies, hotel parties, swingers, and much more (and remains the most sex-positive, sex-educated, and sexually-accomplished person I know).  After the first threesome, he put on (and I’m not making this up, and couldn’t if I tried) “Tim Noah in search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Waddle Woo”, which is… just something you’ll have to look up on YouTube if you want to know more.  Holy shit, that was weird –and I, not wanting to be rude, sat through the thing, as did the slut we’d both just fucked, while we sipped our drinks and wondered what the fuck was going on.  At the very end of the closing credits, he said we hadn’t had to watch the whole thing, as it was kind of a joke, prank, or test.

After that, it all got much better, though; I was introduced to sex-store owners, sex-dungeon owners, sex-party hosts and hostesses, slutty strippers, strip-club security members, etc.  I got invited to my first fetish ‘munch’ (an event where you have snacks and chat with a few dozen others about all your fetishes/kinks), from which I was invited to my first hotel-room orgy.  I’d always seen these things in pornos, and was thrilled to finally be seeing those visions manifest as part of my new chapter of life.

Even the elves are sexual; do not believe the sickening anti-sex propaganda of mainstream media, especially when it claims to know anything at all about them.  Coming from the First People (pun not intended), they were surely among the most sexual of all, and always in the right way; the Inisfreean Way, which I have been so fortunate to’ve been the seer, conduit, and prophet of.  Elves are also prone to the occasional ailment, at least when struggling with the stresses of trying/having to live in a modern-human society/town, so I encourage you to get to know them, see if they want your help with anything, and do what you can to keep what irritates/stresses them down/minimized, just as the good of their kind have done for me.

Rio was chosen to be one of the 39 kings of the post-Rapture rebuilt/cleaned Earth.  He is now in a much nicer and taller house as part of this transition phase; Phase 2 has seen him doing well, even starting and maintaining his own business, no longer subject to working for the creeps and crooks who kept us down during our earlier years in his home-state.  I’m sure… in short time… he’ll make it all the way through this still-rough-ish transition our kind are all going through right now, seeing more respect, authority, and wealth/resources (as well as the legendary immortality-like health of the elves) than ever before.

I have not before or since encountered a single soul as welcoming, hospitable, or mature, and I wonder if I ever will.

 

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Quick Bio:

So much in the Bible was left to our imagination.  What were the ancient characters really like?  This section of each of our Biblor’an pages helps us more accurately picture our own.

• Given Name:  Rio Gonzales
• Birthplace/Hometown:  Bozeman, MT
• DOB:  ~1984
• Hair/Eyes:  dark brown/brown
• Height/Weight:  6’4″/180 lbs.
• Race/Nationality:  half-Hispanic/American
• Distinguishing Features:  elven frame and cheekbones, shoulder-length groomed hair
• Common Attire:  ranges from a kilt with medieval weapons… to casual and business-casual fashions
• Voice/Personality:  tenor/engaging
• Education/Career:  English major / construction (multi-tradesman)
• Diet/Health:  gluten-free / good
• Preferences/Mannerisms:  above-average tolerance and some political posts / eloquent, meticulous, formerly OCD
• Relatives/Descendants:  mother, grandmother

Rio was part Mexican, yet somehow nearly seven feet tall, from what I could tell.  He was in Montana when I was, but always I suspected he actually came from some other (& elven) realm.  He became a multi-tradesman, supporting himself and new two-story home with his own business; most impressive.

 

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Jokes:

• Me (my question to him): “if You were a monster, what kind of monster would You be?” (after watching a Japanime show about a monsters high school where all students are dif monsters except one.
  Rio: “panty-raider”
• “Your people burned.”
• (countless more great ones, if only I could find where I kept my notes about them)

 

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Quotes:

• “Wanna join us?”
• “What was wrong with Katie?” –odd that he would seem territorial of her at first, then just as upset when I Hadn’t “gone for” her
• “I miss your brain.  We should hang out.”
• “Too soon?”

 

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Terms Coined:

• prostitots –maybe not his original idea, but I heard the joke first here

 

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Major Influence on Inisfree:

apartment dimensions and layouts, tea selections and tea crops, library (book/inventory) additions, proofreading all website and other written content, hentai (adult cartoons, which inspired the re-sexualizations of many classics, such as Disney family movies), and sex-based hangouts as the new normal (*and Star-System Auzdein (SSA) was designed in his apartment when my computer was there, including during one night when he was enjoying a female visitor within arm’s reach)

 

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Him:

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The Places:

Those last several also, by the way, show the first place in MT where I saw who may have been Ambi –in a suburban, no less; not unlike the first one I envisioned for our family there.

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