Looks like a normal, low hill, …but take a look down inside…

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Biomechanical Vehicle Clones
  3. The Fast and the Furious
  4. Beyond OnStar and the LCD GUI Windscreen
  5. Too Many Options?
  6. Personal Vehicles Directory (parent category for several of the following)
  7. Vans
  8. Suburbans
  9. Minivans
  10. S.U.V.s & Station-wagons
  11. Pickup Trucks
  12. Sedans & Convertibles
  13. Racing & Roadsters
  14. Compacts & Customs
  15. Off-road Vehicles
  16. Motorcycles
  17. Novels Excerpt
  18. Overall
  19. Surface Appearance
  20. 2023 Update:  2022 Model in Minecraft

 

Introduction:

Everyone in Inisfree has access to a cylindrical underground storage unit right beneath their home and office, but this one is one of the largest.  It is here that the Governor of Inisfree keeps all his personal vehicles, including those used by his Entourage of daughters trained to be Secret Service agents.  You’ll see his inner-circle family going to and from this hill outside his mansion’s front double-doors, right on the lawn between the roundabout and the slope up to the top of his central mountain.

 

Biomechanical Vehicle Clones:

Each vehicle, like each Inisfreean building, is cloned from blueprints and other data, grown in the “Auto-Auto” factories, and auto-pilot driven along the Glowing Art Highway directly to the requester’s current or selected residence.

 

The Fast and the Furious:

Each vehicle is capable of achieving sustainable near-supersonic speeds, as each comes standard with concealed internal Repulsines and the A.I. to rapidly govern them.  Although these engine augments usually only activate to prevent anticipated crashes and significant course deviations, they can be manually activated for pleasure.  Common Inisfreean weapon systems are also integrated, standard.

 

Beyond OnStar and the LCD GUI Windscreen:

Each vehicle also comes with a standard ‘by-mind’ interface, keeping the windshield free and clear for unobstructed scenery viewing.  The ‘by-mind’ interface allows for recording in photo and video across the full spectrum, pulling data and recordings from both the vehicle and passengers’ points of view; you will never need to risk your safety to operate a handheld recording device again.  Just sit back and enjoy the ride.  The view will be saved all on its own.

* Recordings are automatically paired with biometric data, giving the Grid Mind and the Emperor a constant data stream for timely regulation, modification, and improvement of the majestic kingdom of Inisfree.  If you have a natural, strongly positive reaction to what you see and elsewise sense during your tours and time there, it will instantly be noted, contributing to surveys and command decisions without you having to lift a finger or even raise your voice.

 

Too Many Options?

Each vehicle will change its color, pattern, shine, and reflectivity in accordance with your will via the ‘by-mind’ interface.  If you don’t like its paint-job, simply imagine a different one, and that is exactly what will appear, like the shifting colors of a chameleon’s skin, slowly fading into one another until the desired affect is achieved.  Change your vehicle’s appearance as often as you like.  Never worry about the logistics or financing of a new paint-job again.  The only reason to purchase additional models of the same make, is if you wish to see dramatically customized body work.  In most cases, however, even that can be accomplished simply by imagining it after receiving authorization to connect to appropriate Grid Mind data-bank.

 

Personal Vehicles Directory

See what each of High King Auzdein von Himmler’s personal automobiles looks like:

​Vans (32)
Mercedes-Benz:

  1. 2015 Sprinter

31 other models TBA


Suburbans (176)
Cadillac:

  1. 2021 Escalade

Chevrolet:

  1. 2015 Suburban
  2. 2015 Tahoe

Conquest:

  1. Knight XV

Ford:

  1. 2005 Excursion

GMC:

  1. 2013 Yukon

172 other models TBA


Minivans (24)
Mercedes-Benz:

  1. 2014 V220
  2. _

23 other models TBA


S.U.V.s & Station-wagons (176)
Audi:

  1. 2015 Q7
  2. 2015 SQ5 Premium Plus

BMW:

  1. 2014 X6 M Base
  2. 2014 X6 xDrive50i
  3. 2021 Vision iNEXT

Cadillac:

  1. 2015 CTS-V
  2. 2015 Escalade ESV Premium
  3. 2015 Escalade Platinum

Chevrolet:

  1. 2019 Equinox –This proved to be such a perfect vehicle for making many of my expeditions far more comfortable and full of restful unbroken sleep.  It isn’t featured in my Memorabilia Room because that personal mini-museum had already filled up, but it was pivotal/instrumental in getting me through so much of what I call Phase 2 of my life.  Look at the gorgeous luxurious dark-storm-cloud paint-job, the sexy headlights, and the 5-arm swastika-like hubcaps/’rims’; what’s not to love?  This thing was so fitting for me in this phase, and the best mobile-office I could have asked for at the time.  So much of the wrap-up of the mega-spell that the Inisfree design/idea/vision became got completed in one of these vehicles.

Dodge:

  1. 2003(?) Durango (find a better-looking model/year)
  2. 2003 Kahuna (a variation of the Woody; for the beach; for surfers)

Ford:

  1. 2004 Explorer

Land Rover:

  1. 2014 Range Rover Supercharged Autobiography Black
  2. 2015 Range Rover Evoque DYNAMIC
  3. 2015 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Autobiography
  4. 2020 Range Rover

Lexus:

  1. 2014 LX 570 Base

Lincoln:

  1. 2008 Navigator (because this year looks better because it has no middle hood ridge)
  2. 2019 Navigator

Mercedes-Benz:

  1. 2015 G63 AMG Base

Porsche:

  1. 2014 Cayenne Turbo S

Rivian:

  1. R1S

157 other models TBA


Pickup Trucks (176)
Chevrolet:

  1. 2015 Silverado 3500HD LTZ

Dodge:

  1. 2015 Ram 2500 Longhorn
  2. 2015 Ram 3500 Longhorn

Ford:

  1. 2014 F-150 SVT Raptor
  2. 2015 F-350
  3. 2015 F-450 Lariat

GMC:

  1. 2015 Sierra 1500 Denali
  2. 2015 Sierra 2500HD
  3. 2015 Sierra 3500HD Denali

SportChassis:

  1. P4-XL

167 other models TBA


Sedans & Convertibles (176)
Aston Martin:

  1. 2014 Vanquish

Bentley:

  1. 2014 Arnage
  2. 2015 Continental GT
  3. 2015 Continental GTC
  4. 2014 Coupe
  5. 2015 Flying Spurs
  6. 2015 Mulsanne

Jaguar:

  1. 2015 XK Coupe

Mercedes-Maybach:

  1. 2017 Vision 6 Cabriolet

Rolls-Royce:

  1. 2014 Ghost
  2. 2014 Phantom
  3. 2014 Phantom Coupe
  4. 2014 Phantom Drophead Coupe
  5. 2014 Wraith

163 other models TBA

(interiors & lighting)



Racing & Roadsters (176)
Alfa Romeo:

  1. 33 Stradale
  2. considering the Stellantis (except with a better grill)

BMW:

  1. 2009 M1 Homage

Bentley:

  1. 1931 8-liter (for wearing zoot suits to the X-2 Rotators swing-dancing club)

Bugatti:

  1. 2011 Veyron

Chevrolet:

  1. 1967 Stingray (2nd generation, a.k.a. C3)
  2. 2015 Camaro Z/28
  3. 2015 Corvette Z06
  4. 2019 Camaro SS

Citroën:

  1. 2008 GT
  2. 2009 Revolte

Dodge:

  1. 1996-2001 Viper

Duesenberg:

  1. 1927 Model X (for Dickens Village)

Ferrari:

  1. 1989 Mythos
  2. 2013 458 Italia
  3. 2014 458 Spider
  4. 2019 SF90 Stradale
  5. 2020 F8 Triturbo

Hispano-Suiza:

  1. 1925 H6B (for wearing zoot suits to the X-2 Rotators swing-dancing club)

Jaguar:

  1. 1956 Roadster
  2. 1993(?) Pininfarina-designed XJ220

Koenigsegg:

  1. 2010 Agera CC GT
  2. 2014 One:1
  3. 2020 Gemera

Lamborghini:

  1. 2014 Aventador
  2. 2014 Gallardo
  3. 2010 Murciélago
  4. 2017 Terzo Millennio
  5. Police variant
  6. miscellaneous

McLaren:

  1. 1998 F1
  2. 2014 MP4-12C
  3. hyper-GT

Porsche:

  1. 2015 918 Spyder

Rolls-Royce:

  1. 1934 Phantom II (for wearing zoot suits to the X-2 Rotators swing-dancing club)

Shelby:

  1. 1964 Cobra
  2. 2013 SSC Ultimate Aero II

Stanley Steamer:

  1. 1909 Model R (for Dickens Village)

148 other models TBA

galactic-purple paint-jobs



Compacts & Customs (48)
Audi:

  1. 2000 TT (with the memory-tag of the hottie in “Ellen shorts” at the gas station in Plano)

Baker Motor Vehicle:

  1. 1909 Baker Electric (for Dickens Village)

Bugatti:

  1. Chiron

Cadillac:

  1. 2015 ELR Base
  2. World Thorium Fuel (WTF)

Porsche:

  1. 2007 Carma

TVR:

  1. 2006 Tuscan Speed 6

[Unnamed]:

  1. [Unnamed] by Principe Vescovo
  2. [Unnamed] similar to Spectre by Rolls Royce

41 other models TBA


Off-road Vehicles (48)

AM General:

  1. 2006 HMMWV M966 (T.O.W. missile system turret/carrier)

Cectek:

  1. 2010 KingCobra ATV

Dartz:

  1. 2010 T-98 Kombat (but, and this is no joke, make sure it isn’t made with ‘whale penis/foreskin leather’)

Gibbs:

  1. 2003 Aquada

Heath Biggs:

  1. 1997? Scorpion 4×4

Jeep:

  1. 2006 Wrangler X (always on a 4″-lift with 33″-tires)

Land Rover:

  1. Defender

Lazareth:

  1. 2007-2011? Wazuma V12 ATV

Parajet:

  1. SkyRunner

Ski-Doo:

  1. 2015 Renegade X (ROTAX 600 H.O. E-TEC)

40 other models TBA

and one with the snow-tracks triangle-wheels (use at Overhang Base, too)

the Russian one that drives on ice and water and swamp

more Russian ones

lighting-effect packages


Motorcycles (96)

Dodge:

  1. 2003 Tomahawk

Ferrari:

  1. _

Kawasaki:

  1. 2015 Ninja H2R

Lamborghini:

  1. Chopper (concept)

Mercedes:

  1. (concept)

(& ~94 custom choppers)

(& others)

* These vehicles aren’t as much for the Governor as they are for his girls; for his daughters (all ICVs), and the top wives who often live with him at the Governor’s Mansion.  Those are the females who are almost always with him, the former being the ones who drive him around.  Thus, they are usually the people who select his vehicle for the day or event.  Whenever they (the girls or vehicles) aren’t needed, they have their pick of anything in this deep cylindrical garage.

Novels Excerpt:

Strutting over to what looked like a dome-shaped grass-covered hill off to the right side of where they stood under the pore-cochere, that Inisfreean woman walked down a ramp that went into its side. Auz tilted his head her way for Ambi and Faith to follow; he wanted them to check out what was in that hill for themselves. Down the ramp and through its fancy, extra wide, extra tall, garage door… they would see a glass-walled airlock, and, once they got up to its inner side, …a cylindrical drop dozens of stories down underground; the hill outside was the roof of a gigantic circular garage full of hundreds of luxury and custom vehicles they could choose from.

The Inisfreean woman had gone over to a control panel to summon the car he’d spoken of, and a flat, black, forklift-like arm had silently quickly moved down a central pillar, extended its platform into one of the open-backed garage-like parking spaces, and slid back out with a Rolls Royce Phantom secured on top of it. Bringing it just as swiftly and smoothly all the way to the top of the cylindrical shaft, it rotated to align it with the airlock they were standing in, then let it drive itself off until it was stopping right between them. It was considered by most to be the most luxurious car on Earth.

Out from that airlock they drove, up the ramp from that hill-topped garage, and along the exit-side of that Omega-shaped inner driveway. The black-and-gold gate in front of them parted along a vertical line at its middle, and another pair of Inisfreeans on duty saluted them as their Phantom drove itself past. The gates were brought back together and locked behind them.

Overall:

Surface Appearance:

It just looks like a simple grassy hill/mound when viewed from the surface.  Drive around back and you’ll find there is a garage door down in it.  Curious…

2023 Update:  2022 Model in Minecraft