Homecomings

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Vocabulary:

 

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Homecoming Means Something Very Different Beyond Inisfree:

We don’t have the kind of football and homecomings people living beyond our city are accustomed to.  In the Outlands, such as in America, you will often find hundreds or even thousands of people gathering for American football games, tailgate parties, and those events’ after-parties.  When it is in the hometown of a team who has returned there for a game on their home turf, it is a homecoming game.  Homecoming games and associated events at high schools in that country tend to be packed outdoor hangouts of many people brainwashed to default to over-competition, judgmental assumptions, micro-management, interfering, infighting, drinking poison, smoking poison, eating poison, religious fanaticism, covering up beauty with too many clothes, and not wearing enough clothes to cover up the physical results of laziness and that poison-based diet.  They are ‘powder kegs’; disasters bound to happen.

Outside of Inisfree, homecomings include:

• alcohol, and all the unbelievably bad behavior that goes with it
• bad music that probably shouldn’t even be called ‘music’
• car alarms going off
• crime
• fistfights
• gluttony, such as with binge drinking (examples:  beer bongs and keg stands)
• hard drugs
• injuries
• insecure males and females attempting to show off and stir up drama in ways that are truly blatant, pathetic, and even dangerous
• loud horns –of both personal vehicles and mounted speaker systems over the playing fields
• over-dressed almost-beautiful girls
• police patrols and arrests
• strangers loitering
• the odors of intentionally extremely unhealthy food
• traffic jams
• under-dressed overweight and strangely mutated people
• vehicles that pollute even when they aren’t on
• yelling, confusingly both for happy and angry moments alike
• 99% fugtarded people in attendance, with the remaining 1% sometimes being partially attractive, though their excessive clothing makes this difficult to confirm

Most of these Outlander homecomings start with two large groups of people that don’t like each other, and end with one of them losing the winner-loser game, then leaving the area upset to the point of anger or sadness.  The winner starts celebrating the moment the final winning point is scored, right in front of the losing half in attendance, and that celebrating invariably includes screaming and other bizarre noises, hurrying around like crazed monkeys, and binge-consuming even more poison fake-food than usual.  Some end up in the hospitals and morgues shortly thereafter.  Everyone insults and lies about everyone on the opposing side throughout this entire process.

 

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Homecomings in Inisfree:

In our city, a homecoming is when Inisfreean personnel (people born here) return to Inisfree, usually either from 1) their 13th-grade exodus, or 2) our own Star Fleet‘s deployments to Outer Space and other worlds.  They are literally coming home.  It has nothing to do with football or other games.

Our homecomings include:

• air shows
• beach parties
• camping
• city dances (which we have a webpage on this website for)
• dance demonstrations
• fireworks
• introductions
• kajirae instead of waitresses
• live music with only positive lyrics, always sung by beautiful girls with sexy voices
• meadow parties
• only healthy food and drinks, always made fresh from locally-grown organic-certified ingredients, and almost always served nyotaimori
• picnics
• star-gazing
• storytelling
• tantric massage
• uniformed city-services Inisfreeans using their genius charms to help everyone get along perfectly
• waterfall showering/bathing
• yacht parties
• 100% intelligent, flirty, compatible hotties

Beautiful girls at our homecomings almost never wear clothes.  When they do wear clothes, it is for themed events such as comicons and night-clubs inspired by the fashions and music of certain eras.  Even then, those clothes are couture, skimpy, and often at least partially see-through.

There is no one unattractive at our homecomings, and no one with an incompatible attitude, such as braggarts or jerks.  Everyone who attends homecomings in Inisfree is fit, compatible at least as good friends, and mature.  They take care of themselves and each other.

No one ‘talks shit’ about any ‘opposing side’, either; instead, those who have returned home to our city talk objectively about their experiences while adventuring beyond the walls of Inisfree.  Most conversations you hear during our homecoming celebrations are genuinely positive and upbeat ones.  Inisfreeans default to enjoying points of compatibility and exciting potential, and to things they love and got turned on by.

Sexy, short, nude, chatty, flirty, engaging girls strutting around casually and almost always holding hands with each other; that is what you will see everywhere during each of these homecomings of ours.  They share stories with each other and cuddle in big groups on our soft green meadows and slope clearings.  They all know our version of cops well, and hurry up to throw their arms around them for long and loving hugs upon each reunion.

And since Inisfreean girls have a special kind of shared consciousness, they already know what their sisters-in-arms experienced on the deployments and other outings they are coming home from.  The reason we have story-time in spite of this is that we love their sexy voices and seeing how animated and cute they get while telling them.  You’ll always spot many groups of three or more of them tangled up on a picnic blanket, fingers interlaced, playing with each other’s hair, and getting lost in one another’s eyes while they listen and convey with eloquence and good intent.

 

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Our Homecomings Process:

There is a certain sequence of events that leads up to each of our city’s homecoming celebrations.

1. our Inisfreean girls come home, either as groups aboard our star-ships, or individually when returning from their 13th-grade exodus
2. individuals come through one of the surface gates other than the 1st one (that 1st surface-gate is meant for newcomer foot- and vehicle traffic), while our star-ships silently hover in through underground river tunnels to our city’s underground ship hangars to dock and unload
3. all returning Inisfreeans are given space and time to clean up on their own, such as by showering in our waterfalls
4. individuals and groups can then make their way outside and down our central mountain to the rolling foothills and meadows to participate in any or all of the above-listed Inisfreean homecoming events
5. after several hours, all homecoming events wrap up, and Inisfree returns to its normal serene state
6. individual households across Inisfree sometimes continue personal homecoming celebrations when the Inisfreean girls who live there wish it

 

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History of Inisfree’s Homecomings:

2013 was the first time we ever had one of these parties, and it was destined to be the first of infinite more.

1. 2013:  Homecoming for the 5-WarShips fleet that completed The Rapture
2. 2014 & On:  annual Homecomings for the (groups/classes of) ICVs of Inisfree who are returning from completing their “13th-grade exodus”

Upcoming:

1. 2300 A.D.:  Homecoming for Inisfree’s entire Star Fleet, upon completion of The Mapping Campaign
2. 2530/2531 A.D.:  Homecoming for High King Auz and Nyria Serra, upon completing their portion of the “TNH social experiment”

 

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