Automobile Display Platforms

High King Auz likes to keep his favorite vehicles on display in his front yard –in a very classy way.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Dimensions & Layout
  3. What’s on Display
  4. Special Features
  5. History
  6. Jokes
  7. Locations (Images Begin)
  8. Concepts & Examples
  9. 1965 Shelby Cobra by AC Cars, painted Guardsman Blue with two medium-width white racing stripes
  10. 2014 Vanquish by Aston Martin, painted Aurora Blue
  11. 2014 Arnage by Bentley, painted Iridium Gold Metallic
  12. 2021 Vision iNEXT by BMW, painted Pale Gold Metallic
  13. 2009 WTF (World Thorium Fuel) by Cadillac, painted Matte-chrome
  14. 2015 Escalade Platinum by Cadillac, painted Dark Granite Metallic
  15. 2002 “The Nautilus Car” (from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) by Carol Spier, painted Ivory
  16. 1996 Viper by Dodge, painted Viper Gts Blue Pearl with two medium-width Stone White racing stripes
  17. 2020 F8 Triturbo by Ferrari, painted Rosso Corsa
  18. 2021 Lincoln Navigator by Ford Motor Company, painted Blue Diamond
  19. 1925 H6B by Hispano-Suiza, painted Maroon
  20. 1974 XJ6 4.2 SWB by Jaguar, painted Firenze Red Metallic
  21. 2014 Aventador by Lamborghini, painted Galaxy Purple
  22. 2014 Range Rover LWB (Long Wheelbase) by Land Rover, painted Fuji White
  23. 2006 AMG E 63 S Sedan by Mercedes Benz, painted Black
  24. 2015 918 Spyder by Porsche, painted Liquid Metal Silver
  25. 2014 Phantom by Rolls Royce, painted Cassiopeia Silver
  26. 2011 P4-XL by SportsChassis, painted Jet Black
  27. 2022 Update:  Placeholders in the Minecraft Scale-model

 

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Introduction:

Like an outdoor showroom for a major automobile show, this mansion‘s front yard shows off all of High King Auz’s finest and favorite cars, motorcycles, and other vehicles.  It does so with its best vehicles kept parked atop these display platforms; just high enough so that all their parts, down to the bottoms of their tires, will always be visible above the grass and landscaping for all passersby, such as those in the convoys approaching this mansion, to behold.

 

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Dimensions & Layout:

Each of these display platforms is identical; 10’x15′; wide and long enough for the fanciest and largest of automobiles, save, of course, for stretch limousines (which wouldn’t look right here, anyway).  These platforms are tilted at slight slopes, and are oriented at various angles relative the driveway and roundabout that crosses this front lawn of the mansion between its porte-cochère… and its perimeter gates leading out to King’s Drive.  This way, anyone driving into or out from this mansion will get to see the amazing sights that are each of these mint-condition, collector’s item, classic, sexy vehicles.

Always placed several feet away from the front-yard’s driveway, and not near the front-door(s), these display platforms/spaces are added in pairs, each one always positioned so that it is easy to back a vehicle up onto it/them from the driveway so that the vehicle is parked facing the driveway/lawn.

 

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What’s on Display:

There are a total of 18 of these vehicle display platforms so far.

There are on the inbound-half of the driveway:

  1. 1965 Shelby Cobra by AC Cars, painted Guardsman Blue with two medium-width white racing stripes
  2. 2014 Vanquish by Aston Martin, painted Aurora Blue (dark storm-gray)
  3. 2014 Arnage by Bentley, painted Iridium Gold Metallic (a beige variant)
  4. 2021 Vision iNEXT by BMW, painted [pale gold metallic]
  5. 2009 WTF (World Thorium Fuel) by Cadillac, painted [matte-chrome with a black roof/visor/windshield]
  6. 2015 Escalade Platinum by Cadillac, painted Dark Granite Metallic (a deep, luxurious purple)
  7. 2002 “The Nautilus Car” (from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) by Carol Spier, painted Ivory
  8. 1996 Viper by Dodge, painted Viper Gts Blue Pearl with two medium-width Stone White racing stripes
  9. 2020 F8 Triturbo by Ferrari, painted Rosso Corsa (~firetruck red)

There are on the outbound-half:

  1. 2021 Lincoln Navigator by Ford Motor Company, painted Blue Diamond (a storm-gray color)
  2. 1925 H6B by Hispano-Suiza, painted [maroon]
  3. 1974 XJ6 4.2 SWB by Jaguar, painted Firenze Red Metallic (dark/blood-red)
  4. 2014 Aventador by Lamborghini, painted [custom; “galaxy purple”]
  5. 2014 Range Rover LWB (Long Wheelbase) by Land Rover, painted Fuji White
  6. 2006 AMG E 63 S Sedan by Mercedes Benz, painted Black (with a Polar White one in the Cylinder Garage)
  7. 2015 918 Spyder by Porsche, painted Liquid Metal Silver
  8. 2014 Phantom by Rolls Royce, painted Cassiopeia Silver (almost-white beige)
  9. 2011 P4-XL by SportsChassis, painted Jet Black

 

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Special Features:

While the HAARP technology of this city is now refined enough that it could keep the weather from ever raining or snowing over these constructs, it was deemed simpler and more energy efficient to just build in invisible force fields (energy shields not emitting radiation in the visible spectrum; light which the human eye can perceive) over and around each of these vehicles, generated by Repulsines built into their display platforms’ foundations.  So, even though these vehicles are water-proof and even invulnerable to heavy hail and fire, none of those elements ever touch them, much less fall upon them –even when it is pouring out.

 

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History:

By 2023, Auz and his First Girl had started fuck-christening these vehicles (and their platforms; by making love outside the vehicles parked on them).  All his other kajirae, girlfriends, wives, and daughters will soon follow suit, helping him re-christen them all –many, many times.  This is Inisfree.  Amen.

 

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Jokes:

Since Inisfree is technically a mobile home, Auz likes to joke with first-time visitors to this home-within-a-home of his that these are his “traditional trailer-trash cars up on blocks”; these vehicles are, after all, rarely-used vehicles left on block-like spots across his front lawn.

 

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Locations:

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Concepts & Examples:

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1965 Shelby Cobra by AC Cars, painted Guardsman Blue with two medium-width white racing stripes:

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2014 Vanquish by Aston Martin, painted Aurora Blue:

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2014 Arnage by Bentley, painted Iridium Gold Metallic:

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2021 Vision iNEXT by BMW, painted Pale Gold Metallic:

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2009 WTF (World Thorium Fuel) by Cadillac, painted Matte-chrome:

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2015 Escalade Platinum by Cadillac, painted Dark Granite Metallic:

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2002 “The Nautilus Car” (from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) by Carol Spier, painted Ivory:

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1996 Viper by Dodge, painted Viper Gts Blue Pearl with two medium-width Stone White racing stripes:

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2020 F8 Triturbo by Ferrari, painted Rosso Corsa:

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2021 Lincoln Navigator by Ford Motor Company, painted Blue Diamond:

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1925 H6B by Hispano-Suiza, painted Maroon:

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1974 XJ6 4.2 SWB by Jaguar, painted Firenze Red Metallic:

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2014 Aventador by Lamborghini, painted Galaxy Purple:

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2014 Range Rover LWB (Long Wheelbase) by Land Rover, painted Fuji White:

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2006 AMG E 63 S Sedan by Mercedes Benz, painted Black:

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2015 918 Spyder by Porsche, painted Liquid Metal Silver:

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2014 Phantom by Rolls Royce, painted Cassiopeia Silver:

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2011 P4-XL by SportsChassis, painted Jet Black:

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2022 Update:  Placeholders in the Minecraft Scale-model

Due to the Governor’s Mansion being built in Minecraft life-size, each Minecraft block represents what it does in all standard/default Minecraft ‘worlds’; 3’x3’x3′, thus there is no detail, and the vehicles these groups of blocks represent are identified via text on attached signs.

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