It is no longer acceptable to change languages however the masses are accustomed to.  This and many other laws now govern how languages must be used.

 

Range of Corrective Measures the Inisfreeans Can Enforce:

*The minimum, recommended, and maximum sentencing and fines (usually in the form of females or free labor, since we don’t use money) are decided by Inisfreeans on a case-by-case basis, considering all factors of the given situation, never defaulting to unilateral or draconian decisions voted on by judges or masses based on previous cases or rulings.

  • Typically, the minimum fine for a first offense is a warning, and there is no sentencing,
  • while the recommended fine and sentencing are, respectively, indefinitely surrendering the sexiest human female crew member or relative of the members of the offending party/group/company (so that she be used as a sex slave for so long as she is pleasing and attractive to us), then (the offenders, not the confiscated/surrendered girl) serving “hard time” in a concentration camp made just to guarantee round-the-clock free and fully-monitored menial/unskilled labor from humans (and we have no “white collar” prisons or other “lighter touch” facilities for the economically-spoiled/pampered).  Again, the logic and focus is:  more of better-controlling the confused/demonic human, rather than attempting to fine it back into submission or other reasonable behavior.  When fines are ordered, since we don’t use paper or metal money like humans do, only perfect females will do –just like how humans only accept perfect dollars/coins; no damage, missing pieces (such as faulty personalities, in the case of our ‘living currency’), etc..
  • The maximum fine is always 100% of the female crew members AND relatives of the offending party; every female working with them AND known to them, which we are attracted to, and the maximum sentencing we put upon offending humans is, of course, death by torture (typically doing to them whatever they did to their victims, such as animals they exploit for “food”, clothing, or other animal products).  Humans never learned in countless trials/tests/opportunities, so there is no point jailing/incarcerating them, nor is there any benefit to ‘rehabilitating’ them or putting them through other re-education programs.  They have always been bullies, psychopaths, and monsters, and those creatures only understand and yield to greater force, thus the trial-less confiscations and torture employed to keep their lowly species in check now, once and for all.  In some cases, though, lifetimes of torture, and the crippling and ‘glassing’ of entire worlds, is in order –and does occur.

 

Laws:

  1. The only languages which may be taught in schools, or spoken in the presence of King Auz, are the ones he has approved of.  Ebonics, for example, is not one of them.
  2. You cannot redefine words to suit lazy speakers or those wishing to undermine the natural good order.  A prime example is the word “insane”; it does not and can never mean anything other than “insane”; it does not and cannot mean “awesome”.
  3. Good languages are like “family/private names”; they are not to be taught to beasts as lowly as humans, and anytime a human hears a word or phrase from one of those superior languages, either that human’s memory of that word/phrase must be erased, or that human must be put down.
  4. It is illegal to speak a language poorly in the presence of King Auz.  For example, the given speaker must know the difference between “your”, “you’re”, and “yours”, as well as the difference between “there”, “their”, and “they’re”, and must not say illogical/redundant things such as “your guys’s” or “and also”.  Violating this rule, no matter the reason, can get the sloppy speaker beaten and exiled, if not killed.
  5. Anyone who uses his/her language (or any language) to spread lies and/or bad vibes (anything King Auz senses is/are wrong/evil) can be banned from speaking that language ever again –assuming he/she is allowed to keep his/her own tongue.  It is also possible for them to have their memories wiped in such a way that prevents them from remembering how to form sentences.
  6. Asking/pressuring King Auz to change how he speaks is a capital offense, punishable by death on-sight without trial.  The way he writes has the same rule/protections.  Everything he says and writes is for a very specific and good reason, completely thought-out (the occasional typo, of course, excluded).
  7. Only King Auz can decide what the Inisfreean languages include.  Nothing is ever added to the Inisfreean-language dictionary/lexicon unless it is a perfect fit (necessary, sexy-sounding, etc.) for the Inisfreeans / Inisfreean language; there is no “voting in” of newly-coined words/phrases/slang –if only humans/Outlanders are using/misusing them.
  8. Using any of the languages of the Inisfreeans to communicate with anyone who is not allied with Inisfree, and/or in any setting where non-Inisfreeans are present, is a capital offense, punishable by death on-sight without trial.
  9. Recording any communications done in any of the Inisfreean languages (other than when the Grid Mind and ICVs do this as part of their standard operating routine/s) is a capital offense, punishable by death on-sight without trial.
  10. Humans are not allowed to hear/know the languages of the ancients/gods/reptilians, as those languages/words/spells are far too powerful to ever be uttered/thought of by monstrous little barbarian degenerate “shit talkers” (instigators/demons) such as humans.
  11. “Beyond-humans” can keep speaking, writing, and reading their own languages.
  12. New languages can be created, such as when necessary for new hardware/computers.
  13. The thousands of languages of Earth-humans are largely unnecessary, and no effort shall be made to maintain any of them other than those the Inisfreeans find it reasonable to learn/speak/practice.

As these laws become more specific and lengthy, they will each be given a paragraph/section of their own on this web-page; they will no longer be listed as numbered bullet-notes here.

 

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