Golf Course

Years after we built our city and got it online, we added this new sports attraction.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Backstory
  2. Dimensions & Layout
  3. Hours of Operation
  4. Capacity
  5. Staff
  6. Rules
  7. Culture
  8. Use
  9. 2022 Update
  10. 2023 Event
  11. 2023 July Update:  The Courses
  12. Overall (Images Begin)
  13. Players
  14. Cheerleaders – Yes, Even in Golf
  15. The Course’s Country Club
  16. Country-club / Clubhouse Design
  17. 2022 Update:  Scale-model in Inisfree
  18. 2024 May/+

 

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Backstory:

Inisfree originally had no golf course, or any plans for one.  It took years of convincing, as well as a few times out on the various courses of the Rockies, for Auz to decide it would be alright to add one to his realm.  Remembering his fun childhood days spent driving the carts around (forward and backward) on the country-club golf courses of his rich maternal grandfather, and the amazing speed and precision of the strokes he’d learned and observed near Canada, he set to researching the world’s finest and most expansive courses.  Today, Inisfree’s is nearly two square miles, and competes in both scale and landscaping with the largest from China and around the world.

 

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Dimensions & Layout:

This is a ~2 square-miles attraction/property in Inisfree.  That’s more than a thousand acres.  It is a two-section area located between the Welcoming Square and our Epcot II museum, or it can be described as being between our Flower Towers field and the Tree-castles Complex.

  1. First Half:  out back behind the clubhouse
  2. Second Half:  across the local G.A.H. section

Comparable to the 12-course 216-holes Mission Hills golf resort in China (which is recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest golf course in the world, beating even the U.S.A.’s famous Pinehurst Golf Club), Inisfree’s golf course also boasts numerous 18-hole and championship courses, each designed –or at least inspired– by one of the masters of the sport.

  • putting/swing practice-area near the clubhouse
  • several different golf-cart paths/’streets’ connecting all the courses/areas
  • 18-hole courses side-by-side, separated by greenbelts

The Clubhouse:

  • 409′ W; side to side
  • 108′ D; front to back
  • 51′ H; lawn to top (of cupola)
  • ~20′ ceilings (except for the ~40′ middle/skylight turret over the grand lobby)
  • 3 sections; main building + 2 wings
  • main building:  check-in (foyer), grand lobby, golf shop, hall with open kitchen and 4 rooms/suites, hall with bar and 4 rooms/suites
  • 2 97’x41′ conference halls / ballrooms
  • 8 35’x35′ private rooms/suites (and the back 4 have private screened-porches)

Public Toilets-rooms:

  • 6 stalls per room
  • regular toilets

Toilets in the Suites:

 

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Hours of Operation:

This attraction (clubhouse and all) is open 24/7/365.

There are no ‘holiday hours’.

Come anytime you wish to play a game of golf or even just hangout in the clubhouse.

 

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Capacity:

Golfing:

  • hundreds of golf carts parked outside (in a ~15 x 15 formation; 225); 450 golfers can be on this course at a time

Dining:

  • 96; 8/table x 12 tables; 4 on either side of the grand lobby, and 4 in the grand lobby

Ballroom/Conference Hall Events:

  • 80 per ballroom; 8/table x 10 tables/ballroom (160 total; for the building/clubhouse)

Lodging:

  • up to 3 guests + 1 pet (kajira) per room/suite; 24 free-people and 8 pets

 

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Staff:

There is always an ICV around to handle managerial duties, and always a kajira around to handle assisting her (i.e. by cleaning, servicing, waitressing, etc.).

ICVs:

  • 4 in the foyer; handling check-ins
  • 2 in the golf shop; handling golfwear issuing/sizing
  • 1 managing the kitchen
  • 1 playing the piano
  • total:  6 per shift

Kajirae:

  • 1 per public bathroom; handling cleaning (2 total)
  • 2 waitressing per main-building hall/side (4 total)
  • 2 waitressing in the grand lobby
  • 1 on standby for each suite; cleaning + full use (8 total)
  • total:  16 per shift

Once a day, when in/oncoming girls (ICVs and kajirae) relieve those of the previous/ending shift, the girls who just got relieved from work inside the clubhouse will drive golf-carts along this golf-course’s trails and inside its fence/wall to check for any forgotten/lost items or anything else out-of-place.

 

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Rules:

  1. No need to pay for a membership; if you were invited by High King Auz to Inisfree, and then invited to keep returning, you can come to this golf course and clubhouse as you please.
  2. Dress fashionably, in accordance with Inisfreean customs for this location/venue; males wear khaki slacks and a nice shirt, while females wear a very short skirt and a skintight feminine Polo t-shirt.
  3. Check in with an Inisfreean (ICV) at one of the front desks; she will be able to show you to your suite and/or table and/or golf-cart.
  4. Wait for an ICV to drive your assigned golf-cart up alongside the back porch’s center steps for you.
  5. Drive your golf cart politely; no speeding or bumping other golf carts.
  6. Limit 2 human-sized golfers per golf cart.
  7. If you are bringing your pet (kajira) with you, she must sit on your golf-cart’s passenger seat when your golf cart is in use.
  8. Kajirae are allowed to caddy and be used (sexually) on the golf course.  Just make sure you are not ‘holding up’ other golfers from playing through.  (Often, golfers here will wager a quicky with their kajira/e (per hole –pun not intended) based on how well they place their shots/swings.)
  9. Return your golf cart to the golf-carts parking-lot before leaving.
  10. If you borrowed golfing items such as golf balls or golf clubs at the golf shop, let the ICV receiving your golf-cart return know so she can get those back inside for you.
  11. Use the shoe-cleaner outside any door before walking inside, especially if you have walked on dirt or mud anywhere on the golf course/s.
  12. No loitering; do not stand outside for a while or look in the windows.
  13. Keep respectfully quiet in all areas at all times.
  14. Only enter a ballroom / conference-hall if invited by the host/ess of the event in there at any given time.
  15. Only enter a suite if invited by whomever has reserved it at that time.
  16. Only enter a private screened-porch if invited by whomever has reserved its suite at that time.
  17. You may flirt and sleep with the staff.  Just work things out with them so it does not interfere with their shift/work duties/tasks.
  18. Keep sex in the suites or public toilets-rooms.

 

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Culture:

Usually people come here just to rent a golf cart and some equipment, then spend a half-day outside, playing through one or two of the 18-hole courses.

Some people host milestone-celebration gatherings here, reserving one of the clubhouse’s 2 ballrooms / conference halls.

People wishing to stay in this exceptionally serene and luxurious attraction can book one of its suites and spend at least one night here.  It is certainly more spacious and elite than a hotel.

Whenever a kajira on shift here notices a kajira she knows being walked in by a Master, her face will light up and she’ll rise up on her tiptoes, waving excitedly for a moment, but waiting for permission from an ICV or her friend-kajira’s Master before approaching or making a sound.  When permitted, kajirae then hurry to each other, hug, and kiss a while, looking dreamily into each other’s eyes before chatting quietly to ‘catch up’ before they are summoned away again.  Well-behaved and exemplary kajirae have sometimes been brought here as a treat just for them, especially when their Masters know they have made a friend-kajira who will be working here when they arrive.

Also, of course, there are almost always sexy free-women who hang out at the bar, making it known to everyone who sees them that they are there to be ‘picked up’ –whether you intend to take them to one of the clubhouse’s suites or anywhere else.

 

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Use:

Auz doesn’t play much of this sport at all, but does come out to watch his golf-loving girls from time to time.

Jessamine Roux is one of the best now, and might one day become Inisfree’s equivalent of Tiger Woods.

Nyria ICV0 and Amber ICV1 sometimes pair up for a day of this light game, as well, though they always play either nude or in the shortest of skirts and midriff-revealing, collared, girly Polo shirts.

  1. 2013:  not yet designed
  2. 2020s:  designed and started
  3. 2022:  first regular golfers, and roughly 1 more golfer every ~46 Earth-years
  4. 2023:  ~2 golfers coming here regularly, though a couple dozen come here sporadically
  5. 2068:  ~3 golfers coming here regularly, though dozens come here sporadically
  6. 2115:  ~4 golfers coming here regularly, though hundreds come here sporadically
  7. 23000/+:  “at capacity” (~450 golfers coming here regularly); often fully booked, day and night, year-’round

 

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2022 Update:

Surprising even himself, Auz has decided to start learning more of this sport, his coaches being a few of his favorite ICVs (Amber, Xenia, etc.) plus, of course, Jessamine.  They always enjoy each other before, during, and after lessons.  This is Inisfree.

 

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2023 Event:

Relevant holiday:  16 Aperire; Moon-day, corresponding to 10 April – Golfers’ Day

To celebrate Jessamine’s return to Inisfree after she had become a mother (since all who are pregnant, giving birth, or raising new children must do so outside Inisfree), she and her husband, High King Auz, reserved one of the clubhouse suites and made wild reunion love for hours into the night before passing out, tangled up together, blissfully spent and exhausted.  They clung to each other’s sweaty bodies until the predawn light started softly illuminating their room from its two sides of windows.  Taking their time stirring, they snuggled back up close and tight, starting to caress and arouse one another until the time was right to resume.

They had an ICV and kajira from the staff join them that next morning to clean up Jessamine with their tongues, then hand-wash and further tongue-bathe the two lovers in the shower before they all made group-love after sitting down in its jacuzzi together.  Everyone was really into it.  The staff knew their roles well, and performed their sexual duties with all their hearts.

Breakfast was served nyotaimori (on the naked body of a sexy kajira lying on her back on a golden gurney pushed in by another naked kajira) to them out on their private screened-porch.  They then handfed each other while watching the beautiful green views and golfers, Jessamine happily seated across Auz’s lap the whole time.

For the grand finale of their overnight reunion, they had their waitress (the kajira who pushed in the gurney) and the girl on that gurney (the kajira who was their nyotaimori “living platter”) join them for one more foursome back inside.  Auz filled all three girls up, and those three girls then made a great show of kiss-swapping what he’d given them.  Jessamine made sure to get more into it than both of the other two, knowing it turned her husband on a lot.

Another quick shower –and group-quicky in the shower– and they were ready to go; Auz and Jessamine walked, arm-in-arm, out of their suite, along the red carpet to the grand lobby, then out the front double-doors past the smiling and waving ICVs staffing the check-in countertops.  One ICV winked at them.  The other blew them a sexy kiss.

Auz’s white stretch-limo’ was waiting for them out front along the curb.  Letting Jessamine use his hand to steady herself as she stepped in, he checked her out and gave her a loving ass-grope before stepping in after her.  She purred at that, pausing to make sure he had exactly the kind of grip he wanted.  Then she continued in, out of his way, and stood beside the throne, waiting for him to sit down first so she could mount his lap.

Their chauffeurs silently drove their limo’ away from the clubhouse and up onto Inisfree’s Glowing Art Highway.  The golf course remained in view for a few minutes as they took their time, making it a ‘scenic route’.  Every now and then they glanced via the rearview mirror at the couple in the passengers part of the limo’… and smirked; Auz and Jessamine were making love all over again back there –and they likely wouldn’t stop until well after the golf course was out of view.

This is Inisfree.

 

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2023 July Update:  The Courses

The following 100 finest golf courses in the world have had their best elements/sections worked into one or more of the courses on our golf-courses area here in Inisfree.  (Further details about the following can be found here.)

  1. Royal Count Down
  2. Tara Iti
  3. Royal Dornoch
  4. Royal Melbourne
  5. Morfontaine
  6. Hirono
  7. Muirfield
  8. Royal Portrush
  9. The Old Course at St. Andrews
  10. Cabot Cliffs
  11. Kingston Heath
  12. Cape Wickham Links
  13. Trump Turnberry
  14. New South Wales
  15. Sunningdale (old)
  16. Barnbougle Dunes
  17. Royal Birkdale
  18. Ballybunion
  19. Royal Melbourne
  20. Casa de Campo
  21. Cape Kidnappers
  22. National Golf Course of Canada
  23. North Berwick
  24. Carnoustie
  25. Swinley Forest
  26. Kauri Cliffs
  27. Monte Rei
  28. Fancourt
  29. Valderrama
  30. Royal St. George’s
  31. The Club at Nine Bridges
  32. St. George’s
  33. Mid Ocean Club
  34. Yas Links
  35. Naruo
  36. Bro Hof Slott
  37. Barnbougle Lost Farm
  38. Shanqin Bay
  39. Cabot Links
  40. Utrecht Golfclub de Pan
  41. Lahinch
  42. Kawana Hotel
  43. Sunningdale (new)
  44. Lofoten Links
  45. Royal Porthcawl
  46. Kingsbarns
  47. Leopard Creek
  48. Royal Lytham & St. Annes
  49. Punta Espada
  50. Diamante
  51. Cruden Bay
  52. Hamilton
  53. Royal Troon
  54. Rye (old)
  55. Sentosa
  56. Loch Lomond
  57. Victoria
  58. Metropolitan
  59. Royal Aberdeen
  60. Waterville
  61. Tokyo
  62. Portmarnock
  63. Jack’s Point
  64. Machrihanish
  65. The Bluffs Ho Tram Strip
  66. Kinloch
  67. Woodhall Spa
  68. Trump International
  69. St. George’s Hill
  70. Royal Adelaide
  71. Ganton
  72. Castle Stuart
  73. Querencia
  74. Sheshan International
  75. Fairmont Jasper Park Lodge
  76. Capilano
  77. Spring City Golf and Lake Resort
  78. Royal Liverpool
  79. Anyang
  80. The National
  81. Royal Cinque Ports
  82. St. Enodoc
  83. Memphrémagog
  84. Jack Nicklaus
  85. Old Head of Kinsale
  86. Le Golf National
  87. Quivira
  88. Banff Springs
  89. Prestwick
  90. Tobiano
  91. County Sligo Golf Course at Rosses Point
  92. Siam (old)
  93. The European Club
  94. Cape Breton Highlands Links
  95. Emirates
  96. Toronto
  97. The Durban
  98. Western Gailes
  99. BRG Da Nang
  100. Gleneagles Hotel

and, of course, the Yellowstone Club’s championship (18-hole) course designed by Tom Weiskopf.

 

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Overall:

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Players:

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Cheerleaders – Yes, Even in Golf:

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The Course’s Country Club:

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Country-club / Clubhouse Design:

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2022 Update:  Scale-model in Inisfree

Here you can see the two main sections of this golf course, one on the flatlands, the other up against the central mountain’s foothills/slope.  Sand-blocks and water-pits are just for the general/overall look, indicating that each course of multiple holes will have sand-traps and ponds.  Golfers can drive from the country club… under the local GAH-section… to get to the courses in the small section.

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2024 May/+:

“Most modern-day course owners prefer Bermuda Grass or Bentgrass on the greens. The combination of these two types of grass is used with a logic behind them. Bermuda Grass grows well in Southern climates, while for Northern Climates, Bentgrass is excellent.”
We use grass that grows only as tall as we want it here, needing ~no mowing; we do not plant things that we then must ‘battle’ for the rest of our lives (such as how some Outlander-humans mow their lawns every weekend; we don’t idiotically add work for ourselves like that).

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2024 October:  Inspiration / Color-scheme from the Prairie Grove Ranch hotel in Illinois

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