Billiards Room – Austin Bunton Designs

This is where the Governor goes to play pool, arcades, and more.

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Table of Contents:

Welcome, Gamers
Dimensions & Layout
Arcade Games
Giant ‘Pool’
Décor
History
Design (Images Begin)
Balls You Get Inside
Concepts
Players/Accessories
Non-player Accessories
2022 Update: Full-size Build in Minecraft
2023 Update: New Games

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Welcome, Gamers:

In this shadowy room of the Governor’s Mansion, pool-table enthusiasts will find a variety of the finest and fanciest billiards sets on the planet. If they wish to try their hand at giant-billiards, they can then use the control consoles on the balcony overlooking the main floor, while their friends climb inside the translucent, colored, inflatable balls designed to roll like billiard-balls but feel (to those inside them) like air-mattresses or beach-balls.

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Dimensions & Layout:

With the exception of the space taken up by the Memorabilia Room in one of this room’s top corners*, this room measures 100′ x 150′ across its base, and 100′ tall; 10 stories inside one room. Its floor is slightly above the playing-field (blue surface, carpeted to look/feel like that of a pool-table’s) for the giant inflated billiards-balls versions, and above that playing surface are seven inside perimeter balconies. *The Memorabilia Room is in this larger room’s top ‘inside’ corner; it is away from the walls bordering the outside of the mansion.

2 ~5-story access-archways; 1 to the dojo, and 1 to the connecting floor-stream hallway
floor dominated by the walled (waist-level partition) playing-surface for/of the stand-inside inflatable table-billiards balls (with both giant pool-cue control-consoles amidst the railing near the center of the lowest balcony, along the ‘outside’-wall (of the mansion))
1 giant pool-cue, remote-controlled; attached to a wraparound track on the inner face/side of the partition separating the wraparound arcades walkway from the giant-pool playing-surface (its control switching back and forth between the 2 consoles on the balcony above, giving both players alternating turns)
sensors in each of the 6 ball-pockets built down into the playing-surface; automatically tallies a point/score whenever one of the inflatable person-containing balls falls/rolls in (increasing a player’s score if it is one of the balls they are supposed to get into one of these pockets, and decreasing that player’s score if it is one of the wrong balls)
floor-level ringed by dozens of arcade machines/consoles
1 ladder, going up to both of the lowest corner-balcony sections of the 2 lowest indoor wraparound balconies of/in this room
1 AIOW; the ‘outside’-corner mansion-turret (which connects all the balconies of this room, plus the Breakfast-room below, and one of the rooftop-patios of one of the Guest Suites above)
7 wraparound-balconies in total, the upper 5 of which are continuous (the lower 2 being C-shaped + 1 isolated L-shaped section each)
best giant-pool gameplay-viewing: from the lowest 2 balconies
normal-size pool-tables (table-billiards) on all 7 balconies
2-person café-style couple/cozy/personal table sets on all 7 balconies
windows to the dojo on all 7 balconies
windows to the outside on all 7 balconies
at least 8 Master Female Secret Service stationed in the vertices of this room at all times, plus more in the AIOW, etc.

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Arcade Games:

The following numbered list is of the original set of classic arcade-based video-games which were placed in this room of the mansion shortly after its construction was completed.

Galaga
Pac-Man
Donkey Kong
Dig Dug
Mario Bros
1942
Gauntlet
Defender
Street Fighter
Double Dragon
Joust
Mortal Kombat
Pole Position
Tron
Discs of Tron
Spy Hunter
Rampage
Qbert
Star Wars
Paperboy
Tempest
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Pong
Track and Field
OutRun
Moon Patrol
Elevator Action
After Burner

2022 Update: The following arcade games were added in October this year.

Aliens
Bloons Tower Defense (1 through 5, all in the same console)
MechWarrior (arcade game capsule)
Parasite in City
Pure Onyx
San Francisco Rush: Extreme Racing
Tentacle Locker

As always, flawless girls are happily on standby to enhance guests’ gaming experience, even if that just means sitting on the floor at their side and hugging one of their legs while they play.

2024 April update: All formerly arcade-/Atari-looking hentai-games remastered/perfected at WMKM Studios, along with all the titles listed above, are now playable on each of the arcade-style consoles in this room of the Governor’s Mansion. It is just the exterior paint-job of each arcade-console here that features the cover-art of one of those games listed above.

2024 September 22 Sunday:

option to play w/ original graphics and sounds
can only hear ‘cabinet’/game sounds via headset or by-mind

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Giant ‘Pool’:

This game is played with all the same rules as regular ‘pool’ (table billiards), the only real differences being:

Each ball is inflatable, transparent (really translucent, more accurately), and has a person riding inside it.
You remote-control the pool-cue/stick (as it is too large for a human-sized person to wield, anyway).

Ball Spec’s:

uniformly ~7′ in diameter
firm/hard plastic-like exterior/shell
coloring is a polarized application only applied to the outside/shell; the person inside sees out through it as if it was clear or barely shaded (“tinted”)
inflated portion inside the shell; cushioning for the rider
2 handles / hand-grips and 2 foot-straps inside each ball; keeps rider stable so they do not tip the ball against its intended trajectory
not weighted; will roll until friction builds up / momentum fades away
*riders end up at odd/random angles; however their ball comes to a stop

Cue Spec’s:

mounted on the partition-track
extends/retracts
broad tip; no scratching/damaging/denting the balls
pushes at a speed tolerable to the people riding inside the balls; no jarring impacts

There can be as many players/’shooters’ (pool-cue remote-controllers) as you like, but always only two teams (as there are only two pool-cue remote-control consoles).

The 16 balls include:

1 white ball to ‘shoot’ (bump/hit/push) the other balls with (so whoever rides in this one should be the person who loves to get bumped and rolled the most often)
8 solid-color balls; #1 is yellow, #2 is blue, #3 is red, #4 is purple, #5 is orange, #6 is green, #7 is brown, #8 is black
7 striped balls; #9 is yellow-striped, #10 blue-striped, #11 red-striped, #12 purple-striped, #13 orange-striped, #14 green-striped, #15 brown-striped

The two players (or two teams) can pick on their consoles who (or which team) is assigned to the solid-colored balls, and who (or which team) is assigned to the striped balls.

Once those assignments are set, the game can begin, and the player/team assigned to the solid-color balls has the goal of using the white ball to bump all the solid-color balls into any of the 6 ball-pockets before the other team bumps all the striped balls into the 6 ball-pockets.

Due to the level of the playing-surface, once a ball falls/rolls into one of the ball-pockets, the person inside that ball shall get out of it and move it off/out of the playing-area; the ball-pockets are not connected to the kind of tubes attached underneath a normal-size pool-table, so they don’t roll down to a staging/reloading rack.

This being Inisfree, the game is often sexualized (as are any of the arcade games playable along the four walls at floor-level); at least the Inisfreeans (ICVs) in attendance, if not also kajirae and female guests, eagerly wait to sexually stimulate and satisfy the player/teams each time they score a point, and much more so for/with whomever (or whichever team) wins.

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Décor:

Wall art is somewhere between that of a pool hall (neon signs and T.G.I.F.-style ‘clutter’) and that of a royal art gallery (gold-framed pictures, posters, and paintings, marble busts and life-size statues, etc.). There is a framed picture/poster of all the ‘greatest hits’ of the ’80s and ’90s (+ a few more) which Auz enjoyed. These include, books/novels, computer/video games, movies, pornos/stars, rock bands, supermodels, and TV shows.

Most series below, especially when their titles would not make it obvious that they are sequential, are grouped by all being emboldened.

12 Monkeys
2001: A Space Odyssey
2010: The Year We Make Contact
2012
21 Jump Street
28 Days Later
30 Days of Night
300
3000 Miles to Graceland
50 Cent
8 Mile
98 Degrees
A Beautiful Mind
A Christmas Story
A Clockwork Orange
A Dictionary of Angels Including the Fallen Angels
A Few Good Men
A Grunt’s Life
A League of Their Own
A Night at the Roxbury
A Perfect Circle
A River Runs Through It
AC/DC
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Adrian Lux (for “Teenage Crime”)
Aeon Flux
Afro Celt Sound System
After Earth
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Air Force One
Airwolf
Akira
Alien (1979)
Alien 2: On Earth (1980)
Aliens (1986)
Aliens (arcade game, 1990)
Alien³ (1992)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Prometheus (2012)
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Alien Nation
All Dogs Go to Heaven
America’s Funniest Home Videos
America’s Got Talent
American Gladiators
American History X
American Ninja Warrior
American Pie
American Psycho
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
An Officer and a Gentleman
Anamanaguchi
Anastasia
Anchorman
Ancient Aliens
Animal Farm
Animalia
Ant-Man
Apocalypse Now
Apollo 13
Aquaman
Ariana Grande
Armageddon
Arrival
Atlas Shrugged (novel)
Audioslave
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Avril Lavigne
Backdraft
Back to the Future
Back to the Future II
Back to the Future III
Bad Boys
Bambi
Barbarella
Barlowe’s Guide to Extraterrestrials
Basic
Basic Instinct
Batman (1989)
Batman Returns (1992)
Batman: The Animated Series (1992)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman Begins (2005)
(Batman) The Dark Knight (2008)
(Batman) The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
BattleMech/Space/Tech
BattleTech Technical Readout 3025
BattleTech Technical Readout 3050
BattleTech Technical Readout 3055
Battleship (board-game, the two-connected version)
Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
Beat Bobby Flay
Beauty and the Beast
Beavis and Butt-Head
Beerfest
Belanova
Better Homes and Gardens New Cookbook
Big (Tom Hanks)
Bigger (about Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Bill Nye The Science Guy
Billie Eilish
Billy Idol
Billy Joel
Bitten
Black Panther
Black Swan
Blackhawk Down
Blade (1998)
Blade II (2002)
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Blade Runner
Blink-182
Blow
Boot (by Daniel da Cruz)
Borat
Born on the Fourth of July
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Braveheart
Bravo Two Zero
Brian McKnight
BRIO
Britney Spears
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Captain America
Care Bears
Cast Away
Cats the Musical
Cessna Skyhawk
Charlie Brown
Charlotte’s Web
Charmed
Chasey Lain
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Choose Your Own Adventure (series)
Chopped
Chosen Soldier: The Making of a Special Forces Warrior
Cinderella
City of Angels
Civilization
Clear and Present Danger
Cliffhanger
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Clueless
Cocoon
Coldplay
Collateral Damage
Combichrist
Coming to America
Commando
Conan the Barbarian
Connect 4
Constantine
Contact
Coolio
Cops
Cowboys & Aliens
Creativerse
Crimson Tide
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Daft Punk
Dairy is Scary
Dances with Wolves
Dancing with the Stars
Dark Angel
Daybreakers
Dead Astronauts
Deadpool
Debbie Does Dallas
Deception Point
Deep Impact
Delta Force
Demi Lovato
Demolition Man
Destroy All Humans!
Die Hard (1988)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Diecast Collectible Miniature Automobiles (find brand name)
Digital Daggers
Dinotopia
Dinotopia: The World Beneath
Divergent
DJ Snake
Django
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Donkey Kong
Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Doom
Dope
Doug
Dracopedia: Field Guide
DragonHeart
Dragonology: The Complete Book of Dragons
Dreamcatcher
Druuna
Duck Hunt
DuckTales
Duke Nukem (game series since 1991)
Dumbo
Dune
E.R.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Earth 2
Edge of Tomorrow
Edward Scissorhands
Electric Light Orchestra
Ellie Goulding
Eminem
End of Days
Encino Man
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Ender’s Game
Enemy at the Gates
Entrapment
Enya
Equilibrium
Eraser
Europa Report
Evanescence
EVE Online
Event Horizon
Executive Decision
Exodus: Gods and Kings
Expedition (to Darwin IV)
Eyes Wide Shut
Faceoff
Fair Game (Cindy Crawford’s train sex scene)
Fantasia
Fantastic Four
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fear Factory
Femalien
Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest
Field of Dreams
Field Manuals (various; 31-21 Guerrilla Warfare and Special Forces Operations, etc.)
Fight Club
Fingerprints of the Gods: The Evidence of Earth’s Lost Civilization
Fire in the Sky
Fired Up!
Firefly
First Blood (Rambo)
Fisher Price moon-base Space-station playset “1984 Commander 06” with action-figures and vehicles
Flight of the Navigator
Fluke
Foo Fighters
(the) “for Dummies” series
Forever Young
Forrest Gump
Foster the People
Frank Sinatra
Friday
Free Solo
Fringe
Full Metal Jacket
Funabashi
Fury
G.I. Jane
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
G.I. Joe: Defiant (Space shuttle and launch platform) Playset (1987)
G.I. Joe: Rolling Thunder (playset, 1988)
Game of Thrones
Gang Bang Wild Style 2
Gattaca
Gen 13
Ghostbusters
Gilligan’s Island
Gladiator
God Games: What do you do forever?
GoldenEye 007 (for Nintendo 64)
Good Morning, Vietnam
Goodfellas
Goodnight Moon
Gorillaz
Gran Torino
Grand Theft Auto
Green Day
Gipsy Kings
Good Will Hunting
Grandma’s Boy
Groan Tube (sliding internal-part noisemaker stick)
Groundhog Day
Guardians of the Galaxy
Gulliver’s Travels
Haifa Wehbe
Halo
Happy Gilmore
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Heartbreak Ridge
Heat
Hellboy
Hell’s Kitchen
Hide This French Book
Highlander
Hitch
Hitman (game series from 2000 to 2021)
Hitman (2007; the movie)
Hollywood Undead
Home Alone
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Homeward Bound
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Hook
Hot Shots!
How to Train Your Dragon
Huey Lewis and the News
Hugh Hefner
Hulk
I Am Legend
I, Robot
Idiocracy
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
Iliad & Odyssey
Immortals (Isabel Lucas)
In Flames
In the Balance: An Alternate History of the Second World War
Inception
Indecent Proposal
Independence Day
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Inglourious Basterds
Inna
Interstellar
Interview with the Vampire
Into the Wild
Into the Wilderness: An Artist’s Journey
Iron Maiden
Iron Man (2008)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Iron Sky
Jackass
James Bond: GoldenEye (1995)
James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
James Bond: The World is Not Enough (1999)
James Bond: Die Another Day (2001)
James Bond: Casino Royale (2006)
James Bond: Quantum of Solace (2008)
James Bond: Skyfall (2012)
James Bond: Spectre (2015)
James Bond: No Time to Die (2021)
Jane’s Defense Weekly
Jasmine Thompson
Jason Derulo
Jaws
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jenna Jameson
Jennifer’s Body
Jeopardy
Jewel in the Lotus: The Tantric Path of Higher Consciousness; A Complete and Systematic Course in Tantric Kriya Yoga
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director’s Cut
Jill Kelly
Jobs (starring Ashton Kutcher)
John Wick
Jonny Quest
Josie Maran
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Judge Dredd
Jupiter Jones
Jurassic Park
Kama Sutra
Karate Kid
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Killer Instinct
Killswitch Engage
Kim Possible
Kindergarten Cop
Kingsman: The Secret Service
KMFDM
Knight Rider
Knowing
Korn
Korpiklaani
Kung Fury
Kushiel’s Dart (Phèdre’s Trilogy, #1)
Lacuna Coil
Lady and the Tramp
Lana Del Rey
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (movie)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (movie)
Last Action Hero
Lawless
Lazer Tag helmet (1980s original)
Lego
Léon: The Professional
Lethal Weapon
Liar Lair
Lexx
Lights
Limitless
Limp Bizkit
Lincoln Logs
Lindsey Stirling
Linkin Park
Lone Survivor
Looney Tunes
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Lord of War
Lord Huron
Lost Star of Myth and Time
M.A.N.T.I.S.
M*A*S*H
Major Payne
Mako: Island of Secrets
Maleficent
Man of Steel
Marcel Woods (for the best trance track I ever heard at original-Logan’s)
Mariah Carey
Marilyn Manson
Mario Bros. (1983)
Super Mario Bros. (1985)
Super Mario Bros. 2 (1988)
Super Mario Bros. 3 (1988)
Super Mario World (1990)
Super Mario Kart (1992)
Mario Kart 64 (1996)
Mary Poppins
Mass Effect
Max Payne
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Mean Girls
MechWarrior (arcade game capsule)
Men In Black
Men of Honor
Merlin
Metallica
Metalocalypse
Michael Jackson – Thriller
Michael Jackson – Moonwalker
Micro Machines
Million Dollar Baby
Mindless Self Indulgence
Minecraft
Minority Report
Miracle on 34th Street
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mission: Impossible II (2000)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011)
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015)
Mister Rogers‘ Neighborhood
Moana
Moby (for “Oil 1” on the Swordfish OST)
Moby Dick
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mortal Kombat
Mostly Ghostly
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Mr. Paint Pig’s ABC’s
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
My Fair Lady
My Girl
Mystery Science Theater 3000
MythBusters
NCIS
NWA
Nadia Oh
Napoleon Dynamite
National Geographic
National Geographic Picture Atlas of Our Universe
National Geographic Atlas of the World
National Geographic: The Universe Wall Map
National Lampoon’s Vacation
National Treasure
Navy SEALs
Need A House? Call Ms. Mouse!
Necronomicon
Nelly Furtado
Nerf Ballzooka
Nero
Neverwinter Nights
Nickelodeon Gak
Nickelodeon Guts
Nightwish
Nine Inch Nails
No Country for Old Men
No True Glory: A Frontline Account of the Battle for Fallujah
Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
Ocean’s Twelve (2004)
Ocean’s Thirteen (2007)
OceanLab
Office Space
Oingo Boingo
One Hundred and One Dalmatians
Ong Bak
Oonagh
Owl City
Pacific Rim
Paramore
Parasite in City
Passengers
Patch Adams (Robin Williams)
Patriot Games
Patton
Pearl Harbor
Pecos Bill: A Tall Tale
Perfect Dark
Peter Pan
Pinky and the Brain
Pinocchio
Pirates
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pitch Black (2000)
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Riddick (2013)
Planet of the Apes
Platoon
Play-Doh
Point Break
Point Break 2
Police Academy
Politically Incorrect
Powder
Power Wheels
Predator (1987)
Predator 2 (1990)
Predators (2010)
The Predator (2018)
Prey (2022)
Priest
Project X
Promised Land
Pryda
Puppy Too Small
Pulp Fiction
Putumayo World Music
Quake
Queen of the Damned
RDSLV
Rage Against the Machine
Rain Man
Rainbow Six
Rammstein
Rand McNally Road Atlas
Reading Rainbow
Red Cell
Red Dawn
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Mars (Mars Trilogy, #1)
Green Mars (Mars Trilogy, #2)
Blue Mars (Mars Trilogy, #3)
Red Planet
Red Sonja
Resident Evil (2002; the movie)
Richard Cheese
Rifleman Dodd
Rifts Sourcebook 1
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus
Risky Business
Road Trip
Rob Zombie
Robin Hood (1973)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
RoboCop
Rocky
Rogue Warrior
Rudy
Rush Hour
Sahara
San Francisco Rush: Extreme Racing
Sarah McLachlan
Saving Private Ryan
Scandroid
Scarface
Scary Movie
Scorpion
Screamers
Scrubs
Seal
SeaQuest
Selena Gomez
Sesame Street
Setting the Table: The Transforming Power of Hospitality in Business
Sevendust
Shadowhunters
Shakira
Sharon Stone
Sherlock Holmes (2009
Shooter
Sicario
Signs
Sin City (2005)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Sleeping Beauty
Slipknot
Small Wonder
Snatch
Sniper
Snoopy, Come Home!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Soldier
Solo
Sonata Arctica
Soundgarden
South Park
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Space: Above and Beyond
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Spaceballs
Spartacus
Spawn
Species
Speed
Sphere
Spice Girls
Spider-Man
Splinter Cell
Spy Game
Star Citizen
Star Trek: The Original Series (1966–1969)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987–1994)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993)
Star Trek: The Next Generation bridge playset
Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
Star Blaster Electronic Lights and Sounds Toy Gun (1980s laser pistol that makes different sounds)
StarCraft
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
Stardew Valley
Starfox
Stargate
Starman
Starship Troopers
Static-X
Stealth
Step Up
Sting
Strike Back
Subterranean (novel by James Rollins)
Sucker Punch
Sugar Ray
Sunshine
Super 8
Super Soaker
Superbad
Superman
Switchfoot
Swordfish
System of a Down
t.A.T.u.
Taken
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tarnsman of Gor
Team America: World Police
Tears of the Sun
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Technodrome playset
Tetris
The 6th Day
The 13th Warrior
The A-Team
The Abyss
The Addams Family
The Adventures of Milo and Otis
The Aeneid
The Anarchist Cookbook
The Aristocats
The Art of War
The Aviator
The Beach Boys
The Black Eyed Peas
The Blob
The Bloodhound Gang
The Bodyguard
The Bone Collector
The Book of Nod
The Boondock Saints
The Bourne Identity (2002)
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
The Bourne Legacy (2012)
Jason Bourne (2016)
The Butterfly Effect
The Call of Cthulhu & Other Weird Stories
The Cat in the Hat and Other Dr. Seuss Favorites
The Cave
The Celestine Prophecy
The Secret of Shambhala: In Search of the Eleventh Insight
The Centurions
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The CIA World Fact Book
The Colbert Report
The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks
The Core
The Craft
The Crystal Bible
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Da Vinci Code
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Darkest Hour
The Day After Tomorrow
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Departed
The Descent
The Devil’s Advocate
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The Eleventh Hour
The Equalizer
The Fast and the Furious
The Fifth Element
The Flavor Bible: The Essential Guide to Culinary Creativity, Based on the Wisdom of America’s Most Imaginative Chefs
The Fourth Kind
The Fugitive
The Godfather
The Great British Bake Off
The Great Wall
The Grey
The Hunger Games
The Hunt for Red October
The Hunted
The Hurt Locker
The Illustrated Star Wars Universe
The Italian Job (2003; for Charlize)
The Jackal
The Jungle Book
The Killers
The Land Before Time
The Langoliers
The Last Witch Hunter
The Lawnmower Man
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Legend of Bagger Vance
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Lion King
The Little Engine That Could
The Little Mermaid
The Loft
The Lost Book of Enki
The Magic School Bus
The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Martian
The Mask
The Mask of Zorro
The Matrix
The Maze Runner
The Merriam-Webster Dictionary
The Mighty Ducks
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
The Muppet Movie
The Navy Seal Workout: The Compete Total-Body Fitness Program
The Neverending Story
The New Mutants
The Night Before Christmas
The Odyssey
The Offspring
The One
The Outer Limits
The Perfect Storm
The Polar Express
The Postman
The Pretty Reckless
The Price is Right
The Princess Bride
The Prose Edda
The Pursuit of Happyness
The Pussycat Dolls
The Revenant
The Road Warrior
The Rock
The Rum Diary
The Saint
The Sandlot
The Satanic Bible
The Scarlet Letter
The Secret World of Alex Mack
The Shawshank Redemption
The Sixth Sense
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Sound of Music
The Suicide Squad
The Sum of All Fears
The Tao of Jeet Kune Do
The Ten Commandments
The Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
The Thing
The Time Machine (2002)
The Tomorrow War
The Truman Show
The Vampire Diaries
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Voice
The Wallflowers
The Weeknd
The White Panda
The Wizard of Oz
The Wolf of Wall Street
The Wolverine
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The X-Files
Thor
Titan A.E.
Titanic
TLC
Tolkien
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
Top Gun
Top Gun: Maverick
Total Annihilation
Total Recall
Toto
Toy Story
Toys (Robin Williams movie where a toymaker was hired by a General to make military robots)
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Transformers: gray fighter-jet action-figure “Tonka Bandai Gobots Leader-1” (1985)
Transformers (2007)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Bumblebee (2018)
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)
Tremors
Trevor Something
Tron
TRON: Legacy
Troy
True Lies
Tupac Shakur
Turner & Hooch
Twilight
Twister
U-571
U2
Under Siege (1992)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Underworld (2003)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
Underworld: Endless War (2011)
Underworld: Awakening (2012)
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
Universal Soldier
Uno
Valkyrie
Veruca Salt
Viper
Volcano
Vril: The Coming Race
Wag the Dog
Walker, Texas Ranger
WALL-E
Wanted
War for the Planet of the Apes
War Games
War of the Worlds
WarCraft (the movie)
WarCraft: Orcs and Humans
WarCraft II: Tides of Darkness
Waterworld
Wayne’s World
We Were Soldiers
Weezer
Westworld
Wheel of Fortune
Where the Red Fern Grows
Where the Road Ends
Where’s Waldo?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Wild Life
Wild Things
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Wing Commander III: Heart of the Tiger
World of WarCraft
X-Men
Xena: Warrior Princess
XXX
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Young Justice
You’ve Got Mail
ZZ Top
Zara Larsson
Zebrahead
Zero Dark Thirty
Zombieland

It should go without saying that these framed posters are just happy reminders of sources of inspiration; they do not mean The Governor (High King Auz) likes 100% of what was in each mind or production.

Poster / Wall-art Spacing Calculation:
(counting the 3′-wide poster-sized spots)

upper/smaller balconies: 59 spaces x 4 levels (balconies) = 236 spots for ~3′-wide wall-art pieces
2nd-lowest balcony: 59 spaces
lowest balcony: 55 spaces
floor-level wall-space: 149 spaces (with 3′ dispersion all around each)
floor-level additional: 141 (the diagonal spots in the dispersion between those 149 spots)
total: 640 spaces/spots
[(900 wall-art pieces listed above) – (640 spaces in the Minecraft model) = 260 spaces/spots needed]
There is still lots of open space on the lowest-level of the 4 walls of this room (about half of the wall-space, if not more).
149 + 141 = 290 spaces between the original/first-placed wall-art spots
640 + 290 = 930
930 is more than 900.
Thus there is plenty of room in the Billiards/Arcade-room of this mansion for all 900 wall-art pieces numbered above (provided each is no more than ~3′ x 3′).

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2024 June 22 Saturday update: new posters, since more classics/favorites were remembered during scrolling/browsing, and because 3/4 of the wall-space was unused in the model (due to the offset-rows layout/placement of image-frames)

Ad Astra
Alice in Wonderland
American Gangster
American Made (Cruise flies drugs
American Sniper
Animaniacs
Annihilation (meteorite changes things to colorful
Argo
Avatar
Avengers: Endgame
Baby Driver
Black Widow
Bloodsport
Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers
Bridge of Spies
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Cars
Casino
Cloverfield
10 Cloverfield Lane (2nd in series
Con Air
Daredevil
Dark Phoenix
District 9
Doctor Strange
Dune: Part One (2021
Dune: Part Two (2024
Dunkirk
Elysium
Fantastic Beasts
Fifty Shades of Grey
Finding Nemo
Flight (Denzel crash
Friends with Benefits (lame philosophy/plot, but steamy scene/s with Mila Kunis; tolerable for phase1 or 2)
Frozen
Gravity
Hachi: A Dog’s Tale
Hidden Figures (NASA Black women
Horrible Bosses
Hot Shots! Part Deux (makes fun of Kickboxer scene
House on Haunted Hill (1999
Jack Reacher
Johnny Bravo
Johnny Mnemonic
Joker
Jumanji
Justice League
Kickboxer
Knockaround Guys (too bad about the extra-gaytarded giant jew star tattoo scene, though)
Life (clear blob alien in capsule released on Earth over ocean at end
Logan
Morbius
Oblivion
Oppenheimer
Pocahontas
Ready Player One
Rogue One
Ronin
Safe Haven
San Andreas
Schindler’s List (propaganda, of course, but a reminder of the brainwashing/corruption during middle/high school)
Scream
Shutter Island
Spring Breakers
Super Mario Bros. (1993
Ted
The Avengers
The Big Short (housing crisis
The Blaire Witch Project
The Dimming
The Exorcist
The Expendables
The Fifth Wave
The Finest Hours (Coast Guard, Chris Pine
The Girl Next Door
The Green Mile
The Guardian (Coast Guard, Kevin C., Ashton K.
The Hangover
The Hills Have Eyes
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
The Ice Road
The Island
The Mist
The Mummy (1999
The Mummy (2017, Cruise
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Purge
The Secret Life of Pets
The Shannara Chronicles (TV series
The Silence of the Lambs (series
Hannibal
Red Dragon
Hannibal Rising
The Social Network
The Tourist (Jolie and Depp)
Tiny Toon Adventures
Training Day
Venom
WandaVision (TV mini series
When Harry Met Sally
Wonder Woman (if only they had cast her well, not some anorexic dark-eyed jew who looks little like the real blue-eyed her
Wonder Woman 1984
World War Z
X-Men Origins: Wolverine

All these hundreds of posters also celebrate Auz’s great memory.

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History:

The Governor, High King Auz, was so busy during the construction of Inisfree and its follow-on projects… that his first game of ‘giant pool’ here didn’t happen until Sunday 20 February 2022. In keeping with the play of American ‘pool’, there were 16 balls used. The players are as follows:

Auz
top-wife Ambi
son Auz II
daughter Adaline
son Ethan
daughter Nevaeh
Amber ICV1
Nyria (Haifa ICV)
Kim Possible ICV
Xenia ICV
sister Freyja
sister Katara
werewolf Elena
servant Ariel
servant Faith
First Girl Sarah

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Design:

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Balls You Get Inside:

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Concepts:

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Players/’Accessories’:

All the girls (ICVs) here are, of course, just as they love to be throughout our entire realm, ‘accessories’ always eager to help you have fun, whether that means being fucked by you, just playing one or some of the games here, or both.

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Non-player Accessories:

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2022 Update: Full-size Build in Minecraft

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2023 Update: New Games

Darts Chess is the latest idea that occurred to Auz; he saw a Chess board nailed to a wall as wall-art in one high-end home of the Outlands, and suddenly realized that it would be fun to play a fusion of those two games. Players throw darts at the wall-mounted horizontal Chess board, then must move their normal-board Chess pieces as close as possible to wherever their latest dart hit that wall-mounted board.

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