If you are in fantastic physical and mental shape, and compatible socially with Auz and the Inisfreeans, you get to see Inisfree.  If you become one of his best friends or family members after that, you get to use these upstairs guestrooms when they are free.

 

Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction/Overall
  2. Dimensions & Layout
  3. Silverware
  4. ​​Statue-lamps of Nudes
  5. Floor Art
  6. Fixtures
  7. Lighting Options and Vanities
  8. Wraparound Lofts
  9. Showering
  10. Bathing
  11. Washing
  12. Wraparound-loft Baths
  13. Storage
  14. In-house Delivery
  15. Tucked Away
  16. Alongside the Master View
  17. Special Features:  Simulated Night Overhead
  18. Additional Notes
  19. Relevant Holidays
  20. Novels Excerpt
  21. Design Concepts
  22. Color Scheme & Furnishings
  23. 2022 Update:  Minecraft 1:1 Build (and Capacity)

 

Introduction/Overall:

These are the guest bedrooms of this mansion, and each of them includes an 80’x90′ main room, a 40’x40′ bathroom, and a 40’x40′ closet, all of those sub-rooms having a 100′ ceiling. They are fully furnished with the finest hand-carved and upholstered furniture one can find anywhere in the Universe, and have voluminous stockpiles of bath oils, bed sheets, blankets, furs and furry house slippers, incense, massage oils, pillows and pillow cases, potpourri, scented candles, and sex toys.  Guests in these rooms of Inisfree have, hands down, the absolute most palatial living quarters and experiences, as not even the largest, most luxurious rooms of the many castles and châteaux of this city can come anywhere close.  Even though they are jaw-droppingly beautiful, all finished by professional interior designers, they are like cupboards by comparison to this mansion’s guest suites.  One could easily fit an entire house in any of these guest rooms, even in their bathrooms and closets.  Actually, one could stack four houses in any of them.

 



Dimensions & Layout:

This mansion has four guest suites, both on the 3rd story (the floor of which is 200′ above the yards of this mansion, its ceiling being at 300′), and each one occupying a large portion (almost a quadrant) of opposite sides of the mansion at this level.  As stated before, each guest suite has a main room measuring 80 by 90 feet across its floor, and a bathroom and walk-in closet, each of which measure 40 by 40 feet across their floors.

​​The main room of each guest suite has a king-sized canopy bed with an artistically arranged pile of dozens of vicuna-covered goose-down pillows fanning out from its iron-adorned headboard, and a baseboard which doubles as a wrap-around night-light. Each guest suite also has:

  • a fireplace (big enough to park a motorcycle in) with a hearth, fire screen, mantle, and range hood of the finest and most intricate masonry.
  • Gold- and electrum-framed paintings hang high on the walls, some of them being the size of a dinner table or larger, and alongside them hang banners and tapestries.
  • There are also fancy couches, love-seats, and recliners, as well as chairs-and-a-half, coffee tables, end tables, ottomans, and nightstands.
  • The dressers have marble counter-tops, as do each of the shelves in the wardrobes (used for quicker access to favorite clothing articles from the walk-in closets).
  • There are even breakfronts lined with mirrored surfaces and tiny, hidden lights from top to bottom on every shelf so that favorite bowls, cups, dishes, and saucers will be sparklingly reflected from all sides.

The silverware tray drawers in these pieces of furniture are lined with burgundy felt so that their many pieces stand out all the more (those pieces actually being of electrum in Inisfree, and the pieces in those tray drawers include:

  • angel food cake breakers,
  • asparagus serving forks,
  • asparagus tongs,
  • baked potato serving forks,
  • bar knives,
  • berry serving spoons,
  • bon bon nut servers,
  • bottle openers,
  • bread knives,
  • butter knives,
  • butter picks,
  • cake servers,
  • cheese planes,
  • cheese scoops,
  • cheese servers,
  • cheese serving knives,
  • corn butterers,
  • cracker scoops,
  • cranberry jelly servers,
  • crumbers,
  • demitasse spoons,
  • dinner bells,
  • entrée forks,
  • fish forks,
  • fish knives,
  • fruit forks,
  • fruit knives,
  • fruit spoons,
  • gravy ladles,
  • hooded asparagus servers,
  • ice cream slicers,
  • ice cream sporks,
  • ice scoops,
  • ice tongs,
  • iced beverage (long-neck) spoons,
  • jelly roll cake servers,
  • jelly servers,
  • lasagna servers,
  • lemon forks,
  • lobster picks,
  • meat serving forks,
  • mustard servers,
  • napkin rings,
  • olive spoons,
  • olive-wood salad servers,
  • Parmigiano-Reggiano (Parmesan) cheese graters,
  • pasta servers,
  • pastry servers,
  • pea servers,
  • pickle forks,
  • pie servers,
  • pierced table spoons,
  • punch ladles,
  • relish scoops,
  • rice servers,
  • roast beef servers,
  • salad forks,
  • salt spoons,
  • sauce ladles,
  • scalloped potato servers,
  • shell servers,
  • shrimp forks,
  • soup ladles,
  • soup spoons,
  • small roast carving sets,
  • steak knives,
  • stuffing spoons,
  • sugar servers,
  • table serving spoons,
  • tea strainers,
  • teaspoons,
  • tomato servers,
  • and waffle servers,

all of which were already put in their custom-fitted, felt-lined, snug slots in those tray drawers in there).

 

​​Statue-lamps of Nudes:  The floor lamps of these main rooms are statues of nude Inisfreean girls holding up orb-shaped light-bulbs which can have their opacity, brightness, and color all set by simply thinking what one wants them to be.

 

Floor Art:  Oriental rugs lie beneath the bed and other large pieces of furniture, such as the couches.

Fixtures:  A car-sized chandelier hangs from the middle of the 100′-high ceiling (also fully adjustable by thought), and electrum sconces holding thought-activated torches may be activated at any time for the most romantic and barbaric of sexy lighting.

Lighting Options and Vanities:  There are also indirect lighting options which guests will discover as they play around with all of these interfaces and settings, and pairs of 10-feet-tall, gold-framed mirrors in the corners so guests can inspect their entire bodies before heading out.

Wraparound Lofts:  There are also two inside perimeter balcony lofts in each guest suite bedroom, each walkway section being 10 feet from wall to railing, and each balcony adorned with king-size canopy bunkbeds, as well as all the other furniture (including the statue floor-lamps) and wall art of the main floor.  To access these balconies, simply take the corner lift (of the same type as will be described in the closets paragraph below).​​

Showering:  Each of these guest bathrooms has a walk-in shower big enough for a dozen people, complete with marble counter-top seats, mosaics of beautiful lovemaking shower scenes on their walls, dozens of shower-heads (each with dozens of settings, even for water pressure), and one wall being entirely covered in flowing water; a waterfall-wall pouring all the way down over its textured surface from the 100′-high ceiling.  As in the main room of each of these guest suites, all one has to do to change any of the light fixture settings is think it, and so it is that this room can become lit indirectly or by arousing torchlight, the flames dancing and flickering their oranges and yellows off the flowing water rippling over the mosaics on the walls.  If one desires, the entire ceiling of her shower can also be thought-commanded to sprinkle out water from its tiny shower-head pores like a rainstorm filling it with the most heavenly of feelings and sound.  For shampoos and conditioners, there are dozens to choose from inside the glass-doored cupboards built into one of each shower’s walls, which any Inisfreean will be happy to massage into your scalp for you.  The curved glass panel which separates this walk-in shower from the rest of the bathroom is actually one sheet of a single diamond, as are the doors of these guest suite showers, as are the shampoo and conditioner cupboard doors.

​​Bathing:  And then there is the bathtub in each of these bathrooms; a jacuzzi big enough for a dozen people, always with hundreds of rose petals sprinkled across its surface to float and scent the pool just moments before the bathers’ arrivals.  A large chandelier made entirely of rare gemstones hangs directly over it, its brightness and colors adjustable by thought.  Heated shelves within reach of the bathtub keep fresh towels and bathrobes warm and ready for use, each towel and robe having been hung out on a clothesline on the mansion’s rooftop to air-dry in the Antarctic sunlight and Inisfreean mountain wildflowers breeze. It is a daily ritual for Inisfreeans staffing this mansion to give Nuru massages to their guests in these bathtubs, then gently pat them down with those heated bath towels which are so soft their softness alone might make one gasp and cum.

​​Washing:  Each sink is a statue of a nude Inisfreean girl holding a pitcher in one hand and a large bowl in the other; to wash your face or hands, simply hold them out over the bowl and the pitcher will begin to pour the temperature and amount of water you desire.  If you wish to wash your feet, an Inisfreean girl will come in with a soft hand towel and another bowl full of warm water and proceed to hand wash your feet for you, massaging them at the same time, and being sure to gently get in between your toes, even doing detail work along the outlines of your toenails, then kissing the tops of your feet to let you know she has completed their washing.
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Wraparound-loft Baths:  There are also two inside perimeter balcony lofts in each guest suite bathroom, each walkway section being 10 feet from wall to railing, and each balcony completed with a number of normal-sized jacuzzis, as well as the statue floor-lamps. To access these balconies, simply take the corner lift (of the same type as will be described in the closets paragraph below).​​​

Storage:  The walk-in closets of these guest suites each have arched, dark brown, cross-timbers 10 feet below their coffered tray ceilings.  A beach-ball-sized chandelier hangs from the center of their ceilings, framed by their cross-beams.  Each of these closets also has a corner service elevator to reach their 10 levels of closet rods, shelves, and shoe racks, and these elevators’ floors are each covered in an Oriental rug, the sides of these elevators being railings made of electrum rods fitted into pure gold joints and rings. A models’ runway platform extends three quarters of the way from their far wall toward their double doors leading back out into the main room.  Covering this slightly raised walkway is a royal red carpet with sides of golden ivy embroidery, and just between this carpet strip’s sides and the edges of the models’ runway are tiny, white lights at even intervals, like LEDs and the bright lights of an airport’s landing strip, but each one made of a diamond. Inisfreeans are always just a thought away in case you want someone else to fit and dress you in these closets, and if you want to invent your own fashions, one of the automated clothing factories of the city will ship (teleport) the finished products of your imagination directly into your closet.

In-house Delivery:  When you order room service, it is prepared by master chefs and culinary wizards in the kitchen on the first level of this mansion, then brought up to your room nyotaimori style; served on the body of a nude Inisfreean girl lying on a golden gurney carried in by four of her sister Inisfreeans, also nude, as per their culture and love for the female form.  Fondue fountains and chocolate fountains are available to order via this room service, too, as are girls covered in whipped cream. If you can ​​remember it or dream it up, the Inisfreeans can cook it for you -perfectly- and will have it delivered to your guest suite’s main room within the hour (and often within 15 minutes).
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​​Tucked Away:  For those who prefer more privacy, the two guest suites at the back of this level of the mansion only have windows for their bathrooms and closets, and, of course, these windows are controlled by the guest’s thoughts, including their shading (darkening; opacity) and how much fresh air they are allowing to get through.

Alongside the Master View:  For those who prefer more windows and large balconies, the two guest suites at the front of this level of the mansion have the same quality of windows for their bathrooms and closets, but also have an entire wall of their main rooms devoted to wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling window panels (each being not glass, but the sheet of a single giant diamond), and just outside these window-walls is a balcony measuring 100 feet by 150 feet across its walking surface, all of smoothly textured stone tiles laid down in a plaid-like pattern of inviting earth tones. The railings of these balconies are more of that amazingly detailed masonry, and are waist level and sitting atop evenly spaced rows of stone Chess pieces each the size of a human leg.  Baskets of colorful flowers hang from the walls out here, and pots of many more adorn the walls around the doors leading from the guest bedrooms to these balconies.  Each of these two guest balconies also has a large, circular, stone fountain in its middle, with two large bowls, the lower one much larger than the one on top, quietly overflowing down into the collecting pool at their base.

These are guest suites designed to honor and impress even goddesses, and it is often precisely that; goddesses, who are the ladies staying in them during their visits.  No amount of money can ever buy one’s way into one of these suites.  The only way in is to be genuine friends with the Commander of the city.

 

Special Features:  Simulated Night Overhead

The ceilings of the bedrooms of these guest suites have a hidden feature in addition to their optional, indirect light fixtures; whenever their guests desire, the entire ceiling of one’s guest suite will become Navy blue, slowly fading to deep indigo, violet, and finally black, with more and more pin-points of artificial, faintly twinkling starlight appearing during this masterfully simulated period of twilight to dusk… and finally midnight.  This is particularly helpful to those who are visiting during Antarctica‘s bright season (when the Sun doesn’t set for three full months); simply ask your nearest Inisfreean attendant to close the curtains (or will your windows to become darker or opaque), thought-activate this artificial night sky ceiling light fixture, lie back wherever you want to sleep in your suite’s main room, and enjoy.

 

Additional Notes:

* The First Girl (best performing and favorite pleasure-slave girl) of the GovernorSarah Conrad, has been given one of these four guest suites as her own, that she always be just a hallway away from the Governor’s master bedroom, though she now often sleeps cuddled up with him in there, too.

Common Reservations of These Guestrooms:

  1. Freyja
  2. Katara Navarre
  3. Sarah Conrad (Guest Suite #3; one of the 2 with those impressive rooftop balcony patios)
  4. (and Auz’s children and/or other top wives)

Occasionally there is a vegan cookout on one of the two patios here, but guests usually prefer to mingle with everyone else downstairs in the hibachi-room, dining-room, jacuzzi-room, porch, pools-yard., or side-yards.  Those who stay up here use the patios more for gazing out over miles of Inisfreean terrain, and out past the top edges of the sides of the perimeter wall, as well as up at the aurora and stars.

 

Relevant Holidays:

  1. 29 January (1 Februus on our calendar): Incest
  2. 14 February (17 Februus on our calendar):  Polyamory-Valentines (Fuckbuddies) Day
  3. 26 February (1 Mars on our calendar): Carnival
  4. The entire month of Maiesta is the time to teach the ancient and advanced history of the Nymphs (actual people).
  5. May (9 Maiesta to 11 Venus for us) is the month of / devoted to Freyja/love/lovers.  (We have a day in February/Februus for it, but May is when these festivities really get going.)
  6. 2 June (13 Venus on our calendar): Sex Workers / Registered Companions
  7. 8 June (19 Venus on our calendar): Best Friends’ Day
  8. 21 July (6 Shakira on our calendar): Cousins’ Day
  9. 26 July (11 Shakira on our calendar): Aunts’ Day
  10. 27 July (12 Shakira on our calendar): Uncles’ Day
  11. 31 July (16 Shakira on our calendar): Girlfriends’ Day
  12. 14 August (2 Agharta on our calendar): Blowjobs (girls blowing guys only, of course)
  13. 5 September (24 Agharta on our calendar): Wife-swapping / ‘Swinging’
  14. 6 September (25 Agharta on our calendar): Swapping (‘beverages’ for girls)
  15. 10 September (1 Harvest on our calendar): Grandparents’ Day
  16. 3 October (24 Harvest on our calendar): Boyfriends’ Day

 

Novels Excerpt:

One of the Inisfreeans standing nearby noticed him in that signature state; the pause, an expression of quieted happiness, something very few were able to produce in him. She couldn’t help but smile at it, knowing who he was communicating with. The Inisfreeans had grown to love Ambi as much as he did.

By the time his wife’s information reached his mind, his helpers had begun making their way to one of the guest suites of his private estate; only the best would do for the queen and her associates. Part of him wanted to surprise each guest a little more along the way, starting with just the Welcoming Square of his city, then building up to grander things, such as the guest suites of his biggest mansion, but tours were more for those considering returns or longer-term stays. Whoever Ambi had invited would be better served with personal introductions; a full tour could wait until those she brought requested it.

Everything in one of the four guest suites of his home high on the slope of Inisfree’s central mountain would be ready for their arrival. Though Auz didn’t know the nature or profession of the one about to come, if Ambi ever told him… he would have a growing respect for the woman; ‘dirty work’ was something he and others he knew had trained for and specialized in for many years, and anyone else handling such tasks was admirable in his books –especially when handling it for his queen.

He was a lucky man; his wife’s touch that night had him breathing more deeply, sleeping more soundly, and slowly waking up in the pre-dawn hour to notice and smile at it. “Welcome home,” he barely whispered, more thinking it for her, not really wanting to wake her; he enjoyed watching her sleep as he passed in and out of it himself.

Having been asleep for hours when Ambrosia and Faith arrived (and how symbolic that is), his people warmly welcomed them and showed them the guest suite on the mansion’s third floor they’d prepared. Its rooms were an unbelievable 10 stories tall, multiple indoor wrap-around balconies with canopy beds and framed paintings of their own in the bedroom, bathroom, and even the closet. The double-doors were 25 feet tall, and the fireplace was 20, not including its mantle hood. There was an open-sided elevator platform in each room to get to the balconies, and it all made the furniture look so tiny.

 

Design Concepts:

Color Scheme & Furnishings:

2022 Update:  Minecraft 1:1 Build

Bedroom:

13 king-size beds on each of the 10 levels, plus the main-guest’s king-size bed = 131 king-size beds in each of these guest-suites; each guest-suite of this mansion has room for 131 guests to have their own bed (so 524 guests, total), or up to 655 per guest-suite when snuggling/spooning 5 people to a bed (so 2,620 guests, total).

Bathroom:

Closet:

Patio:

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