Hotels Directory

There are thousands of places you can stay in our city before or after deciding if you want to pick out a vacation or permanent home here.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Hotels in Inisfree
  3. Star Ranking
  4. Our Sky-high Baseline
  5. Additional Notes
  6. Images

 

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Introduction:

We pride ourselves on offering the finest in hospitality and variety here at Inisfree.  Come stay in any or all of our world-class hotels.  You’ll see why they are said to be above the traditional 5-star rating system.

 

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Hotels in Inisfree:

  • Atlantis 2:  Inisfree’s signature hotel which follows the beach slope down under the waves until its suites reach the lake’s scenic floor, offering stunning views of our own Barrier Reef
  • Bed & Breakfast Spire:  a skyscraper-tall hotel inspired by The Ivory Tower in the film Neverending Story (with sky-arm canopy-bed platforms on ours)
  • Double-tree:  inspired by the namesake, this one is actually in the form of two trees whose elliptical outline-based tops overlap like chain-links
  • Ice Hotel:  inspired by the Kakslauttanen Arctic Resort in Finland
  • Kapok Helix:  an extra-tall tree with trunks curved in the form of a DNA-like triple-helix
  • Luxor 2:  inspired by the namesake in Las Vegas, this one with twin griffin statues as sentries, and the centered Sphinx
  • ​Santorini 2:  inspired by its namesake island mountaintop getaway in Greece
  • Shibuya Love Boutiques:  ‘love boutiques’ with rooms themed for every kink and romance
  • The Palms:  a skyscraper-tall hotel in the form of a palm tree; its wings extend from the top like diagonally-hanging palm leaves
  • Valhalla Ski Hôtel de Recours:  rivaling world-class ski-resorts from Montana to the Swiss Alps
  • X-2 Spinners Hôtel:  a skyscraper-tall hotel with two plus-sign-shaped sets of four outside ‘wings’ (halls lined with rooms on all sides), both of which slowly rotate around the central tower

 

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Star Ranking:

  1. Tourist / Economy / Worst
    example:  motel without Internet, will charge more if you bring guests, often in poor condition
    $ (hostel prices)
  2. Standard / Basic / Tolerable
    example:  cheap hotel with Internet for extra, sometimes has a public pool, decent condition
    $$ (~50 USD/night)
  3. Comfort / Average / Good
    example:  moderately-priced hotel with Internet in a common area, mediocre condition
    $$$ (~100 USD/night)
  4. First Class / Better / Great
    example:  higher-end hotel in a nicer area, with Internet in the rooms, above-average condition
    $$$ (~300 USD/night)
  5. Luxury / Near-best / Ideal
    example:  high-end resort with Internet computers in each room, best condition likely available
    $$$ (~500+ USD/night)
  6. Superior Luxury / Exceptional
    example:  all rooms are suites, personalized greetings, multi-lingual staff, etc.
    $$$$ (~1,000+ USD/night)
  7. Innovative Luxury / Rarest
    example:  mansion-like suites, menus of pillows, on-call personal trainers, EVERYTHING is an option
    $$$$$ (~10,000+ USD/night, with some presidential suites in the tens-of-thousands range, one in NYC known to be $75,000/night)

Further details here.

 

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Our Sky-high Baseline:

Since Inisfree as a whole is considered to be one big hotel, resort, or private property, and because it as a whole is considered to be 7-star (the height of known luxury, with virtually countless customizable options), every hotel in the city is 7-star, as well.  The only way you could go beyond what we are doing here is if you had earned enough money to make a custom hotel yourself, and, then, if you figured out some way to offer even more luxuries and options –and maybe you can!  Come check some of our hotels out and enjoy a wave of pleasurable inspiration.

 

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Additional Notes:

All come with washer and dryer in your suite.

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June 2023 update:  You can choose/customize any of the following:

  • companions/guides; which girls stay with you for parts or the whole duration of your stay/visit with us
  • furniture; how you want your suite or residence furnished in advance
  • masseuse/s in room; room service is not just food
  • pillows; from a vast menu of them, all printed ‘fresh’ (“to order”), if you like
  • route; some guests can choose which flight path their Inisfree Spaceways saucer takes
  • sleep (restful/uninterrupted) nearly assured, thanks to ICVs who always politely ensure quiet-hours are respected; from 10 PM to 6 AM every night, no playing of music audible from adjacent rooms, and no talking audible from adjacent rooms, is allowed (and all balconies have an airlock-like sequential set of sliding/double doors to help ensure this)
  • transportation; any nice vehicle you want to pick you up and drop you off at any event, such as a Lambo instead of a shuttle bus to your hotel
  • wardrobe pre-staged/cleaned in your closet before you arrive

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2024 June 8:

Most of our hotels have all these sizes of rooms/suites:

  1. pod; just big enough for one one-person narrow mattress and a small bag/luggage: ~7’×3’×3′ (21 ft^2)
  2. microtel single bed ~14’×14′ (~200 ft^2)
  3. microtel double; two small/narrow beds ~17’×17′ (~300 ft^2)
  4. normal single ~20’×20′ (~400 ft^2)
  5. normal double; “deluxe”: ~22’×22′ (~500 ft^2)
  6. presidential ~24’×24′ (~600 ft^2) or larger

Also:

  • Shibuyas usually are ~20’×20′ (for a couple or threesome) or ~30’×30′ (for a group; orgy).
  • Our B&B only has in-wall pod-beds with floors of different sizes, and some beds out on ‘arms’ extending out from the building.
  • Staying at Santorini 2 sometimes means you will have your own backyard/front-yard and swimming pool.
  • Our Ice Hotel only has normal suites, not deluxe/penthouse/presidential/vast ones.
  • The Palms hotel sometimes has 1 mansion-size mega-suite per floor, which is ~173’×173′ (~30,000 ft^2)

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2024 July 7 Sunday/+:

  • You can book a room/suite for 1 hour, or a number of hours, or the standard ~20 (~3pm check-in to 11am check-out).

 

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