Originally designed to be just two stories tall, this part of the mansion is now 20.
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Table of Contents:
- Introduction
- Dimensions & Layout
- Gym Equipment
- Special Features
- Additional Notes
- Design & Features (Images Begin)
- Equipment Images
- The Sexiest Women in Creation Workout Here
- 2022 Update: Full-size Build in Minecraft
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Introduction:
Regardless of how one spells the name of this room, it is a world-class one like no other. The owner of this vast residence is a fitness enthusiast and then some, and this is evidenced in the full spectrum of exercise equipment kept available and in showroom condition in this facility; this gym has everything you would find in a normal fitness center, plus all of the CrossFit, gymnastics, and Le Parkour equipment. There are also two swimming pools connected by an underwater tunnel for underwater relay racing, dive rings (for retrieval practice, such as how the SEALs do), and even wall-mounted poles and bars for acrobatics.
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Dimensions & Layout:
Spanning two of this mansion’s three main levels, this gym measures 100’x150′ across its floor, and stands a whopping 20 stories tall; 200′ from floor and pools’ surfaces to ceiling. Both swimming pools are circular on their surfaces and bowl-like underneath, and are connected by the water-filled tunnel beneath the floor of this gym. Free weights and related workout equipment are in the middle of the ground floor just over where the tunnel runs. Nine inside perimeter balconies house the jogging tracks, as well as all the ramps which connect their sections, allowing simulated mountain face and ridge-line jogging better than any treadmill ever could. In the middle of this gym, built to hang from the center of its ceiling, is an eighteen-story rectangular prism with a square bottom. In this overhead central construct are seventeen stories of partially overlapping trampolines. The bottom interior of this construct is a floor which connects to transparent bulb-like antechambers with openings to drop back down into either of the two swimming pools. Lastly, on the 11th story of this 20-stories gym, the balcony has a few archways and double doors which open up to other places in the mansion, such as the 2nd dining room‘s inside perimeter balcony, and the 2nd mansion level’s outside perimeter balcony.
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Gym Equipment
Basic/Regular:
- ab crunch machine
- abductor machine (you push thighs apart)
- adductor machine (you pull thighs together)
- balance dome
- barbell safety collars
- barbells, 45 lbs.
- barbells, racks
- barbells, weight discs
- barbells, weight discs racks
- barbells, with handles
- bench (flat/regular)
- bench, decline
- bench, incline
- cable crossover machine
- cable row machine
- dipping bar
- dumbbells*
- dumbbells, racks
- dumbbells, weight discs
- dumbbells, weight discs racks
- elliptical trainer
- equipment cleaners
- EZ (zigzag) bar
- glutes machine, a.k.a. “glute-ham developer (GHD)” (stand on one leg, push the other foot back and up)
- hammer strength machine
- jumping/skipping rope
- lat pulldown machine
- leg curl machine
- leg press machine
- machine bench
- medicine balls; 5 lbs., 10 lbs., 15 lbs., 20 lbs., 25 lbs., 30 lbs., 35 lbs., 40 lbs., 45 lbs., 50 lbs.
- medicine balls racks
- parallel bar(s)
- peck deck machine
- recumbent stationary bike
- resistance bands
- sit-up bench
- stair-master
- stationary bike
- stationary rowing machine
- step mill
- Smith (bench) machine (frame)
- T bar (barbell attached to floor/plate)
- tire, tractor
- treadmill
- weightlifting belt
Dumbbell Types:
- adjustable
- fixed/hex/round/studio
Dumbbell Sizes/Weights:
- 5
- 10
- 15
- 20
- 25
- 30
- 35
- 40
- 45
- 50
- 55
- 60
- 65
- 70
- 75
- 80
- 85
- 90
- 95
- 100
- 105
- 110
- 115
- 120
- 125
- 130
- 135
- 140
- 145
- 150
CrossFit:
- ab mat
- balls, mobility/myofascial-release/physical-therapy
- boxes, plyo (jump crates/frames, 3D trapezoidal)
- foam (“self-myofascial release”) roller (for stretches and massages)
- handstand PVC pipes
- kettlebell
- pull-up bar
- pushing sled
- ropes, ‘battle’
- ropes, climbing
- rowing machine
- sandbag
- ski erg
- slosh pipe
- vest, weighted
Kettlebell Sizes/Weights:
- 5
- 10
- 15
- 20
- 25
- 30
- 35
- 40
- 45
- 50
- 55
- 60
- 65
- 70
- 75
- 80
- 85
- 90
- 95
- 100
- 105
- 110
- 115
- 120
- 125
- 130
- 135
- 140
- 145
- 150
Gymnastics:
- balance beam
- bars, high
- bars, parallel
- bars, uneven
- mat, floor*
- mat, wall
- mat, yoga
- mat cleaners
- pommel horse
- Reuther board (beatboard/springboard)
- ring grips https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grip_(gymnastics)
- rings, Olympic (a.k.a. still-rings)
- rhythmic gymnastics equipment: (stability/yoga) ball, club, hoop, ribbon, rope
- trampoline
- vault
Floor-mat Types:
- Cartwheel beam mat
- Dismount mats
- Incline mats
- Landing mats
- Panel mats
- Springboard mats
- Throw mats
- Tumbling mats
Le Parkour:
- obstacles, padded
- pipes rig (mini/partial jungle-gym)
- precision sticks (jump and balance trainers; padded floor mats/lines)
- wall, curved/warped
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Special Features:
Safety nets on multiple levels of the otherwise open-air courtyard between the jogging track balconies and the central, rectangular, trampoline-housing construct allow climbers and joggers to leap over the railings of their levels and fall down to be caught in these elastic catching meshes.
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Additional Notes:
You’ll often see the goddess Freyja (and all other girls residing here) walking nude directly from her private suite on the 3rd floor of this mansion, through the hallways and AIOWs, to and from the gym here. She likes to workout with her brother-and-husband, Auz, such as by being one of his ‘living weights’; she and other flawless shorty hotties are used in place of the kettle-bells, dumb-bells, and bar-bells humans use in ‘regular’ gyms. Nymphs and fit petite women are the perfect size, after all, so why wouldn’t every real man use them this way?
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2024 October 7 Monday: vision of hotties kissing my abs in pairs from top to bottom, to celebrate and reward a good workout –and (ICVs and kajirae) doing that to my other muscles, as well, such as my biceps and quads
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Design & Features:
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Equipment Images:
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The Sexiest Women in Creation Workout Here:
You may know some of them by name;
- Alexia: SPA field agent
- Alison Hart-Burnett: “Lady Jaye”
- Carmilla Black: “Scorpion”, the clubber & assassin with the green arm
- Elizabeth Braddock: Psylocke
- Felicia Hardy: “Black Cat”, an X-Man
- Helena Wayne: heiress of Wayne Enterprises
- Lara Croft: even more of an expert on tombs and ruins than Indiana Jones
- Maria Hill: a former Director of SHIELD
- Max Guevara: a human clone whose DNA was spliced with various animals’ (designation X5-332960073452)
- Miranda Lawson: a Cerberus officer (yes, she was kept alive by Inisfree contact)
- Narissa: first Romulan welcomed to Inisfree
- Natasha Romanoff: “Black Widow” (PB Angie Everhart), Russian network
- Rain Ocampo: USCMC pilot (of the UD-4L “Cheyenne” Dropship)
- Roxanne Morton: a British spy assumed KIA
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2022 Update: Full-size Build in Minecraft
If this 19-story hanging high-rise of trampolines seems to you to be difficult to keep attached to the ceiling, keep in mind that we are the civilization which successfully built hundreds of skyscrapers that hang from the artificial-cavern ceiling underneath our downtown, and we built miles-long war-ships, moon-sized and planet-sized and a star-sized mothership/s, a custom dimension and solar-system, and so on; a 19-story enclosure of trampolines is like nothing for us.
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