Shark Tank Inisfree TV Show

You’ve probably seen an episode of Shark Tank. This is our version, where those found worthy of knowing about us and Inisfree… get to tell us about their businesses and suggest ways we can team up with them.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Our Sharks
  3. Before You Make Contact
  4. If You Plan to Offer Food or Drink Samples
  5. Filming & Episodes
  6. Example Questions
  7. Example Offers
  8. Their History of Successful and Unsuccessful Business Partnerships
  9. Some of the Approved Businesses
  10. Episode Highlights
  11. These Businesses Appeared on the Original Shark Tank
  12. After the Show
  13. Partial Culture
  14. Off-camera Culture
  15. Sharks on Sharks
  16. Our Sharks (Images)

 

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Introduction:

Shark Tank was a show that aired on Outlander TV from 2009 through 2021.  It featured five successful businesspeople sitting in armchairs facing a stage where presenters would walk in and propose business deals which the ‘sharks’ would then counter or decline, often with lots of input/recommendations.  This was a particularly-interesting and useful show due to how much it made potential entrepreneurs / business starters think before launching their ideas –and certainly made millions of Americans think twice before pitching any ideas to those business-savvy ‘sharks’.

 

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Our Sharks:

On our version of the show, our five ‘sharks’ are:

  1. Auz v’H’: invests by deploying teams of his Inisfreeans (ICVs) to do 3D-printing and other highly-technical/specialized work for free, and can take a business to the intergalactic and/or interdimensional level/s
  2. Cordelia Frost: invests with money
  3. Emma Frost: invests with money, and can offer telepathic corporate espionage (or just reading the minds of customers and/or business partners to help ensure everyone is ‘on the same page’) to aid in competitiveness
  4. Meredith Vickers: invests with money, and can get, and has gotten, businesses to the interplanetary level, even interstellar
  5. Virginia Potts: invests with money, and has extensive contacts in multiple nations’ defense industries

While there are many other great people in Inisfree who represent organizations, races, and worlds, sometimes with businesses of their own, these five are those in Inisfree who have the most business experience, expertise, and focus, plus the ability and interest in working with other/new entrepreneurs.

When a product or service wouldn’t quite work for colonies or alien worlds or other dimensions, Meredith might politely explain why and then say, “I’m out.”

*In the first seasons of Shark Tank Inisfree, there was only Auz, Emma, and Virginia.  Cordelia joined years later.  Meredith joined near the end of the 21st century.

 

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What They Wear:

The girls always wear a see-through feminine couture business suit or custom dress with no shoes, and Auz wears a toga and sandals.  Females in Inisfree are always in see-through, or at least diaphanous/translucent, outfits whenever they aren’t fully nude, and males are always in something masculine looking and which covers up their man-parts, both (female and male attire) always based on King Auz’s liking/standard, as Inisfree is his home, private property, and community/culture.  Sometimes one or up to all four of the female ‘sharks’ on this show will be naked, and this is completely normal and expected in their culture/city.

 

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Before You Make Contact:

It is only people prescreened at the least, and usually who are already residents and business operators with an office in Inisfree, who can request to pitch on this show.

The types of business propositions we are looking for: anything that has serious potential to:

  1. permanently heal and cure people,
  2. clean up and keep big environments clean,
  3. help people transition into healthier and lower-pollution jobs/industries,
  4. put significant pressure on unhealthy/harmful industries to change/stop, and/or
  5. bring compatible members of the compatible races across the Megaverse together for the first time, or closer together with those they have already connected with.  (A polyamory-promoting app would be a good example of this category.)

In other words, our ‘sharks’ aren’t solely focused on what has the potential to make them money, and some of them don’t care about monetary profits at all.  Because of this, very few of the people who presented their businesses on episodes of the original Shark Tank… would qualify to present them here to our ‘sharks’.  Some of those people had really ‘clean’ ideas, but all of them were at least equally focused on making money –which is useless in the Inisfreean realm/alliance.

What we want to see are people who want to unite with us, not just team up like humans do, as this is the Age of Unions and Reunions (of beings compatible with Auz), and people who are ready to scale up and help more people -and worlds- in a big way (i.e. the “big business” mentioned on the Expeditions webpage). We still love small-scale local efforts and passions; our show just focuses on our ventures and deals spanning regions and realms.

 

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If You Plan to Offer Food or Drink Samples:

100% of their ingredients must be vegan, and must not have strange substances/chemicals to produce meat-like products/consistency. The plants used as ingredients must also come from 100% chemical/pesticide-free farms. Raw-vegan is preferable, but not at all expected/required.

 

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Filming & Episodes:

Shark Tank Inisfree was first filmed by ICVs (without cameras) in WMKM Studios. It can now be filmed in one of the reserved office suites in downtown Inisfree. An episode is scheduled to be filmed every time at least three separate individuals are able to meet on the same day to present their proposals to our ‘sharks’, and we anticipate roughly one episode per month, 12 episodes per season, and infinite seasons due to the immortality of our ‘sharks’ and their business interests.

All episodes only air in Inisfree, and A.I. prevents them from being copied/aired in/to the Outlands. This is because some of the people are classified, the filming location is classified, and some of their culture and businesses are automatically reacted to in immature/hostile ways by some Outlanders.

S1E1 was filmed and aired in 2025.  By season 6 (in 2030), Cordelia Frost had joined as the latest ‘shark’.  In 2095 (season 71), Meredith Vickers became the final ‘shark’ on this show.

 

As of 2021:  Room Description

The room where each episode is filmed/hosted is in a storm-gray skyscraper of Sotu, with a window-walls view of WGI and much of the cityscape; with the skyscraper-sized skybridges and hanging spherical homes, etc., and each ‘shark’ chair is a throne of ICVs, with potted ferns in the room corners being biolume.

 

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Example Questions:

Since we don’t use money, even though it is a logical medium for precise exchange of dramatically different goods and services, what we focus on are questions such as regarding barriers to entry and scalability, and requests such as equity (partial command/ownership; significant influence as advisors). We invest not with money, but the manpower and infrastructure (factories, computers, ships, etc.) of our established companies and empires. We also offer exposure and scalability in entirely new and interplanetary markets most people never had access to before (such as secret cities and secret civilizations; those of the Elves, Fairies, Mermaids, etc.).

Our ‘sharks’ ask tough questions like:

  • “How have you quantified exactly how your product has improved the environments and lives of your customers?”
  • “In your market analysis and projections, have you spotted any potentially ruthless competitors?”
  • and we ask things like this to better see what the startup founders are seeing, and to determine how to navigate and negotiate the likely Outlands issues of attempted sabotage, such as in the form of smear campaigns funded by entrenched industries that profit from harm.

We want to know:

  • the goal
  • sales or other ‘traction’, year by year
  • revenue/retained after profits are adjusted for expenses (though we don’t care about the money; we just want to see that they are serious, reaching a lot of people, growing if applicable, seeing any changes in the market –or having losses due to copycats/competitors/sabotage, etc.)
  • what they need or want help with
  • the partnership offer –and if they have/had a particular ‘shark’ (of our 5) in mind
  • business structure
  • how they are supporting themselves since we don’t use money
  • debt
  • bankable assets (not for us to consider as leverage/’exit’, but which they might have an easy time converting into something that could support their ongoing work, if need be)
  • issues with competitors
  • if they need to expand or relocate any facilities
  • if they are disrupting harmful industries… or just have a disruptive tech’ in general, etc.
  • if humans passed any laws forbidding their technology/product/service/expansion/profits/people/anything (which we will love to help them overcome –and not by obeying inappropriate laws humans attempt to enforce / profit off of)

We’ll also ask things such as:

  • What are they offering the sharks?  (Sexy swinger wives, GFs, daughters, kajirae, captures, time at resorts, intel, etc.)
  • How many customers do they have?
  • what kind of market analysis did they do?
  • How many people expressed interest?
  • Is there more supply or more demand?
  • Are your employees what you need?
  • Do you want ICVs to help?
  • If we invest our expertise and networks in you, what will our ROI be?
  • For those with a history of, or interest in, ‘flipping’ businesses like some people ‘flip’ houses, we might say:  “Doing this for a year or so and moving on to the next great idea is fine, so long as either 1) this is designed to last for only that much time, or 2) you know a qualified member of your company who will then step up to continue with us.”
  • “As you know, it is our religion and law here that the finest female member or members of your company meet us in person here at least quarterly for business discussions in the Inisfreean manner. Have you brought any photos or video clips of them for us to take a look at and choose from, or, even better, are any of them in the waiting hall and ready to walk in and pose?”
  • What excites you about working with Inisfreeans?
  • Have you filed/registered with the USPTO or another nation’s equivalent?
  • Would you like to file/register with the ICPTO?

What we look for:

  1. a clear understanding of their business, financials (if any/applicable), etc.
  2. genuine positivity about meeting and doing business with us in our way
  3. not treatments of symptoms, but natural cures of root causes
  4. things NOT patented if a cure, as patents indicate an alteration of nature, thus an overcomplication (meaning you have to change something so that it is not found in nature, thus making it patentable, and cures are typically things we are used to touching or digesting on a genetic/ancestral level, not changed in millennia, if ever)
  5. Finally, a ‘shark’ might ask the rhetorical question, ‘thinking out loud’, “Can I work with you?; do we jive?  Inisfree is all about compatibility as people, not just on one level, so you and I have to really click before we can do anything.”

 

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In Closing:

We end on a positive note; “Go out of here proud of what you’ve done.”  You’ll likely hear some words of encouragement like that, even if you didn’t get a deal.  Inisfreeans lean toward the uplifting as much as they feel is right.

The female ‘sharks’ will kiss anyone if they make a deal, and sleep with anyone after the show if they made a deal (though, this being Inisfree, if they like other things about the person, they will likely sleep with them not to congratulate them, but just to share that level of loving holistic experience). Auz will kiss any female he makes a deal with (if she is interested), and, after the show, sleep with any female he made a deal with (again, obviously only if the pitchers want this).

 

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Example Offers:

Each of our ‘sharks’ tends to offer a variety of assistance based in / out of/from the realm/s he/she does the most business in.

  1. Auz v’H’:  might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with any of his dozens to hundreds of corporations/subsidiaries –and which do business across the entire Universe/Megaverse; instant intergalactic/dimensional opportunities.  Example remark:  “I’ll offer you a one-week, expedited, 3D-printing based, scaling-up of your operation… in exchange for 33% equity… and I’ll put your product/s on shelves in my grocery store / mall, guaranteeing you that millions more people from all around this world and many other worlds will see them on a regular basis –and those millions of people trust what I put in my retail locations; they will try it.”
  2. Cordelia Frost:  might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several major corporations/subsidiaries of her affluential family in the rebuilt United States region/theater –and which do business worldwide; instant global opportunities.  Example remark:  “I’ll… get you on shelves and billboards in every state in the U.S. within the month.”
  3. Emma Frost:  might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several ‘mutant-friendly’ corporations/organizations/empires on multiple continents, such as Genosha/Magneto; instant global opportunities.  Example remark:  “I’ll… get you ‘in’ with all the most-powerful superhuman companies and collectives around the world within weeks.”
  4. Meredith Vickers:  might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several major businesses on/between other worlds or even other solar systems; instant interplanetary/stellar opportunities.  Example remark:  “I’ll… have your product/service known as a household name on a hundred other planets and moons by season’s end.”
  5. Virginia Potts:  might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several major defense contractors/corporations in the rebuilt United States region/theater –and which do business worldwide; instant global opportunities.  Example remark:  “I’ll… establish lasting, lucrative business relations directly between you and the top manufacturers and distributors of this type of goods, and then step back to let you re-take the reins.”

Auz can send ICVs to persuade or mind override when competitors aren’t accepting negotiations or when they want more money than the presenter can give them.

  1. Auz is intergalactic and interdimensional,
  2. Meredith is interstellar,
  3. Virginia is interplanetary (because Stark Industries has done work on other worlds, such as the moon where Thanos was),
  4. Emma is global,
  5. and Cordelia is international.  So when someone wants to focus on local first, they choose Cordelia, etc..

 

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Their History of Successful and Unsuccessful Business Partnerships:

From 2025 to/through 2100, there were 76 seasons of this show.  Each season had ~12 episodes; almost always one per month, excluding the 13th month on the Inisfreean calendar, as that month is considered a vacation/rest/holiday.  (That makes ~912 episodes during the 21st century.)  In each episode, there were a few different presenters (individuals or small groups), some of those presenters were advised/declined, and some were made offers to.  (There have been, during those 912 episodes, some ~2,736 presenters/groups.)

Just like on the original Shark Tank, a little more than half of the presenters get an offer/deal, on average they exchange ~25% of their equity/company/control for that deal, and on average that lets them pocket/receive ~1/4 of a million U.S. dollars in “boost capital” (or the equivalent thereof, such as in the form of ICVs doing free rapid builds/expansions/analyses for them, etc., and which the presenter/s always, in one way or another, end up paying back –i.e. by continuing to make profits, grow their business, help more people, etc.).  This means that, from 2025 to/through 2100, ~1,532 presenters/groups got an offer/deal, and our five ‘sharks’ donated a total of ~$400,000,000.  Year by year (a.k.a. show-season by show-season), that figure was ~$5,263,158 –or ~$438,597/month (a.k.a. per episode), and –on average– ~$150,000 per presenter.

Of the ~1,532 who got an offer/deal during those years/seasons, many chose to stay Earth-based before considering expansion off-world, so some of our ‘sharks’ got more agreements from those they made offers to.  Since Cordelia joined half a decade after the first three ‘sharks’, her deal-numbers below will reflect that.  Since Meredith joined ~3/4 of a century later, she has made/gotten the fewest deals.

  1. Emma:  390 deals accepted
  2. Virginia:  385 deals accepted
  3. Auz:  374 deals accepted
  4. Cordelia:  349 deals accepted
  5. Meredith:  34 deals accepted

(1,532 offers/deals during 76 years = 20 or more deals made each of those years; 1 or 2 deals made per episode.  Auz, Emma, and Virginia were present for all 912 episodes, Cordelia for 852, and Meredith for 60; 912+912+912+852+60 = 3,648… and 60/3,648 = ~.02, while 852/3,648 = .23, and 912/3,648 = .25, meaning Auz, Emma, and Virginia each had ~25% of the chances to make deals, Cordelia had ~23%, and Meredith had ~2%.)

Depending on how you measure success (growth, profits, free advertising, offers resulting from publicity, etc.), it is fair to say that ~90% continue to be successes after making a deal with one of these ‘sharks’.

Here are some of the industries/results of those deals:

More TBA…

 

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Some of the Approved Businesses:

  • making copies of books we approved to have n Inisfree… so hardcopies can be spread and shared throughout the world/s, translated into Elvish, Asari, etc.
    removal of megacity structures
  • fixing death temples back to the energy-sharing electric devices they were before the death-cult disabled them (and/or built sloppy ones with no understanding of the science that went into the original versions)
  • starting kajirae schools for sexy girls in all towns so that they feel no stress bc their natural sexuality is finally embraced as part of their upbringing
  • rehab for those once tricked into believing and being addicted to death-cult escapism and blame-shifting
  • world tree protection rangers, finding micro plastics the Ocean Cleanup project didn’t remove
  • removing chemtrail residue on the land and sky scrubbers, Habitat for Earthlings is like Habitat for Humanity but we build homes not of wood… and for people who were dislocated from their homes or natural environments by humans… and we don’t make them wait a year just to apply; we give timely help where it is clearly needed
  • using human bones in the megacities as bonemeal
  • converting the remaining trash of the megacities
  • safe excavations to mine the megacities
  • veganizing things we are used to from the Outlands
  • translating ancient books from Elven into modern
  • translating modern books into ancient languages when desired
  • breeding entire towns for Inisfreean enjoyment/needs
  • identifying and removing/euthanizing trees and other plants that were modified inappropriately by humans; GMOs, etc.
  • backpack (collapsible) bicycle
  • insulation made from shredded jeans, etc.
  • cock-and-balls-shaped xmas lights
  • graffiti removal service – lasers-based
  • vegan jerky
  • vegan Snickers and Snickers ice cream bars

 

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Episode Highlights:

*As you know, Inisfree is a place of full compatibility between everyone, which includes holistic, thus sexual, and the Inisfreean people are a new version/race of nymphs, thus many things in this city are sexual, including what happens on Inisfreean TV shows.  This is as normal, healthy, and appreciated here in our realm as suits and handshakes are in the Outlands.  Read the following clips/excerpts with that in mind.

Some girls come in and want to start a full-service massage parlor, are upbeat as they honestly say, yes, it (“full-service massage”) is synonymous with a whore house, and then they ask if we would like samples, so their top whores come in, we all get on their milking tables, their professional employees then showing us how they know how to give each client an enjoyable full-body massage tailored just for them.

Another pitch lets our female ‘sharks’ try their cum / cum-infused drinks; the presenters offer them in shot-glasses and from cock-shaped mini-carafes, and then they thoughtfully tell Auz, “We know you only like when females drink cum, so if you would like one of us to just sit on your lap and suck your tongue while you finger us, we would all be delighted to, great king of kings.”
While two petite female presenters are snuggled up on Auz’s lap, taking turns sucking his tongue the way he likes, Emma cutely says to Virginia, “Sister-wife.”
So Virginia smiles as she looks up from sip-sampling the cum-drink flavors.
“Cum-kiss,” Emma smiles beautifully, a half statement, half request.
Virginia beams and nods, slurps in a mouthful from her glass, leans over from her chair, and cum-swap kisses with Emma.
Then the rest take turns doing this with each other, giggling and saying, “Mmmm, I like your flavor, too!” (because they can taste the drinks’ flavors in the cum from their sister-wives’ (fellow ‘shark’s’) lips), rubbing lips before pecking (a quick kiss) goodbye, returning to their chairs.

A different pitch included the presenter saying, “We are polyam’ and swingers just like yourselves, and we know how much you like sex samples, gangbangs, and reverse gangbangs, so …”  They offer to run ‘trains’ on each female shark, with a female ‘train’ lined up for Auz to quickie fuck each one.

One brings in robotic dogs and beasts bred to be natural sex slaves, and lets each female shark get fucked by them on her chair.

Cordelia raises an eyebrow at a male presenter as he walks in. “Would you like to fuck me before presenting?  –In front of everyone here, of course.”
The presenter smiles and nods, waiting for her next move.
“He’s my type,” she grins over her shoulder to Auz and Emma as she walks up to him to begin, kissing him on the lips, then turning around to face us as she spreads her legs and gives him her wrists to hold back.
“Can he cum in me, daddy?” she asks their husband, Auz.
Auz smiles and nods, so she moans and pushes back even better, helping the presenter to cum inside her.
Emma hurries over and gets down between her legs when she sees his cum about to drip to the floor, and cleans her up by licking, catching the first drip string of cum and slurping up all the rest that gets fucked out, keeping her knees wide toward her fellow ‘sharks’ who are still seated the whole time.
Then she follows her back to her seat, licking her sister’s pussy from behind the whole way, then stays on all fours after Cordelia sits back down, and sucks her pussy until she gets the last of the cum out, then cum-kisses her on her lips, then returns to her own seat.

Whenever presenters bring their spouses on to consult in the hallway after a deal is proposed, those spouses come in and offer themselves sexually right along with the presenters.  Many, of course, have multiple wives or multiple husbands, all of whom come and stay in that hallway for that purpose / these purposes; last-minute consulting/deciding plus celebratory/officiating sex.  Many also bring their son/s along to enjoy sex with the female ‘sharks’ if a deal is made, and/or their daughter/s along to enjoy sex with all the ‘sharks’ if a deal is made.

 

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These Businesses Appeared on the original Shark Tank:

We have decided to keep these businesses going, or –in cases when the creator is no longer interested in the venture– to reboot them ourselves.

  1. A Perfect Pear – pear-fig jam, white-chocolate pear sauce, cinnamon-pear jelly, etc.
  2. ABS Protein Pancake Mix
  3. December 23, 2015
  4. AirBedz Truck Mattress
  5. Atlas Monroe Plant Based Foods
  6. Aura Bora Herbal Sparkling Water – with extracts of herbs, fruits, and flowers
  7. Baker’s Edge – Kitchen Innovations
  8. Bala Bangles Workout Weights
  9. Bambooee – The Reuseable Eco-Friendly Paper Towel
  10. Baobab Polo Shirts – longer-lasting than regular Polos, and now made to ‘hug’ the tits of Inisfreean women
  11. BedJet Heating & Cooling for Beds
  12. Bee Free Honee – Honey Alternative Made With Apples
  13. Better Life Cleaning Products (safe even around youngsters)
  14. Beyond Sushi – Vegan Sushi and Catering
  15. Bite Eco-Friendly Toothpaste – refillable bottles instead of one-use tubes
  16. Bohana Popped Water Lily Seeds
  17. Bombas – Athletic Socks
  18. Boo Boo Goo Paint-On Bandages
  19. Booty Queen Apparel – accentuate a woman’s form
  20. BuggyBeds – Bed Bug Traps
  21. Butter Cloth Shirts – comfortable flexible/stretchable button-down dress-shirts – now made to ‘hug’ the tits of Inisfreean women
  22. Cave Shake Paleo Diet Shakes
  23. Chef in Black – Chinese dressing / food-seasoning
  24. Chill Soda – healthy alternative
  25. Chocomize – Custom Chocolate Bars
  26. Cinnaholic Cinnamon Roll Dessert Shop
  27. Clean Sleep – Mobile Mattress Cleaning Service
  28. Coconut Girl Paleo Desserts – dairy-free squares
  29. Coco Taps – Coconut Drill and Tap
  30. Concealed Carry Academy: Spy Escape and Evasion Courses
  31. Delighted By Hummus – Sweet Dessert Hummus
  32. Deux: Good-for-You Cookie Dough
  33. Dollop Gourmet Frosting – Natural, Organic, and Vegan
  34. Dura-Tent Table Top Food Screen
  35. Earth Log – The Eco-Friendly Scented Fire Log (100% recycled materials)
  36. Element Bars – Customizable Energy Bars
  37. Everytable Healthy Fast Food
  38. Everything Legendary Vegan Burger
  39. EZ VIP – website (and now paired with an app) to reserve VIP seats/booths/rooms at the best clubs around the world, with a rep’ from each club to escort you past the line and to your booth/room once you arrive
  40. Face Yoga Anti-aging Facial Exercises
  41. FiberFix – Industrial Strength Repair Wrap
  42. First Saturday Lime Insect Repellent – chemical-free and more-effective version
  43. Floating Mug Prevents Coffee Rings on Your Furniture
  44. Fortress Cold Weather Clothing
  45. Fridge Fronts Appliance Cover
  46. Genius Juice Coconut Smoothies
  47. GoGo Gear Fashionable Protective Motorcycle Riding Apparel
  48. Gotta Have S’more
  49. Grace & Lace
  50. Granola Butter by Oat Haus
  51. Grease Monkey Wipes – natural citric-based cleaning agent
  52. Greenbox Eco-friendly Pizza Box
  53. Hamboards – Surfboard Sized Skateboards
  54. Hello Prenup: Online Prenuptial Agreement Service
  55. His & Her Bar
  56. Hydroviv Water Filters – industrial-grade, such as for Flint, Michigan, levels of lead
  57. iFork Flatware That Never Touches The Table
  58. IllumiBowl – Toilet Night Light
  59. Ilumi – World’s Smartest Lightbulb (remote/wireless plus color changing)
  60. Inboard M1 Electric Skateboard
  61. IncrEdible Spoons by IncrEdible Eats
  62. Ink Flip Printer Ink Refills
  63. InstaFire – Fire Starting Pellets
  64. iReTron Device Recycling
  65. ISlide Customizable Sandals
  66. Jackson’s Honest Potato Chips
  67. Just The Cheese Snack Bars – crunchy bars based on the edges of grilled cheese that get overcooked
  68. Kalyx Sports Bras – designed to help with exercise-induced breast-pain
  69. KIN Apparel Satin Lined Hoodies
  70. Kodiak Cakes
  71. Kymera – Electric Jet Propelled Body Board
  72. LARQ Self Cleaning Bottle
  73. Liquid Money – Money Scented Perfume and Cologne
  74. Lite-Netics – Magnetic Holiday and Christmas Lights
  75. Llama Brew – Plant Food Made From Llama Manure
  76. Maven’s Creamery Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches
  77. Mighty Carver Turkey Chainsaw (because we use it for seitan, tempeh, tofurky, etc.)
  78. MountainFlow Eco-Wax: Plant Based Ski Wax
  79. Mrs. Goldfarb’s Unreal Deli – vegan
  80. Naja – Luxurious Lingerie
  81. Neo Innovations Tattoo Removal
  82. Nomiku Sous Vide Cooker
  83. Nubrella Hands Free Umbrella
  84. Numilk Dairy-Free Milk – carrageenan-free (red seaweed derivative as a food additive)
  85. OA Foods – Quinoa, Chia, Palmini
  86. O’Dang Hummus – Hummus Salad Dressings
  87. Off The Cob – Organic Corn Tortillas (made from sweet corn, not grain corn – grain corn resulting in drier, grainier chips, etc.)
  88. Oru Kayak – Fold Up Boat
  89. Partie Poche Cell Phone Leg Strap
  90. Paskho Apparel – clothes made from recycled clothing/materials
  91. Peaceful Fruits – Acai Beery Fruit Snacks
  92. Pili Hunters Pili Nuts
  93. Pipcorn: Mini Popcorn
  94. PiperWai – Natural Charcoal Based Deodorant
  95. Pitt Moss – Peat Moss Alternative
  96. Plate Topper – Airtight Cover for Leftovers
  97. PMS Bites – Healthy Snacks That Relieve Symptoms of PMS
  98. PODillow
  99. PolyGlide Synthetic Ice
  100. Power Pot – Cooking Vessel and Electric Generator
  101. Proper Good 90 Second Meals
  102. Rapid Ramen Cooker
  103. Recycled Chopstick Art
  104. Remyxx Recyclable Sneakers (ReKixx)
  105. Revolights – Bicycle Lighting System
  106. Ring Video Doorbell
  107. RinseKit – Portable Sprayer and Shower
  108. Rule Breaker Snacks Vegan Cookies
  109. Sanaía Applesauce – ingredients: exotic notes of tropical fruits, spices, and botanicals – apple-sauce variants: guava, tamarind, hibiscus, lychee, pear, sour cherry, elderflower, lavender and ginger
  110. SAP! Maple Based Beverages
  111. See/Rescue Streamer Safety Signal Device
  112. Shefit – Sports Bra (adjustable horizontal back strap so they fit any bust)
  113. Snacklins Vegan Pork Rinds
  114. SolSource Solar Cooker by One Earth Designs
  115. Soupergirl Soup
  116. SpiritHoods – Faux Fur Animal Hoods
  117. Stasher Silicone Food Storage Bags – a polymer made from sand and oxygen that is heat and water resistant
  118. Susty Party – Eco-Friendly Disposable Party Supplies
  119. TaDah Foods FalaFel Wraps
  120. Tailgate N Go Outdoor Kitchen
  121. Talbott Teas
  122. The Ave Custom Printed Apparel – such as putting a comic image on a sneaker
  123. The Avocaderia – Avocado Bar
  124. The BoobyPack Sports Bra with Pockets
  125. The Bumbling Bee Vegan Junk Food & Burger Bar
  126. The Cheese Chopper
  127. The Cookie Dough Cafe – no eggs, meant to be eaten raw
  128. The Frozen Farmer Ice Cream – reclaimed/discarded farm fruits/vegetables made into ice cream
  129. The Original Shrimp Burger – now with a vegan version
  130. The Pizza Cupcake – vegan for us
  131. The Seventy2 – Survival Backpack Kit For First 72 Hours (but without the idiotic facemask, of course)
  132. Titin – Weighted Compression Gear
  133. Tree T-Pee Water Conservation for Farmers
  134. Truffle Shuffle:
    Balinese Truffle Salt is a mixture of high-quality salt sourced from a single-family farm in Bali and summer truffles from France dried at peak ripeness.
    Brown Butter Truffle Honey is made with wildflower bee honey from Napa and Sonoma produced with sustainable beekeeping methods; black truffles dog-harvested in Oregon; brown butter; and a hint of fleur de sel (“flower of salt”), a rare and expensive form of sea salt harvested in France.
    Black Truffle Carpaccio is thinly sliced black summer truffles preserved in extra virgin olive oil at the peak of their flavor and aroma. The life of the truffles is extended by ±18 months, allowing you to enjoy them at any time of year.
    Black Truffle Kettle Corn is a sweet, savory, salty snack made with Balinese Truffle Salt, savory white cheddar cheese and heirloom kettle corn. It is a umami flavor explosion for when you want snazzy popcorn with a glass of wine or a cocktail.
  135. Under-Ease Underwear – Anti-flatulence Underwear
  136. Uprising Bread Alternative
  137. Veggie Mama – Frozen Fruit and Veggie Bars
  138. Victoria’s Kitchen Almond Water
  139. Viewsport Sweat Activated Workout Gear
  140. Villy Custom Bicycles
  141. Virtusphere VR Platform –walk in a rolling sphere; hamster ball for humans
  142. Wad-free Bed Sheet Laundry Detangler
  143. Wild Squirrel nut-butters
  144. Wyp Aviation Wingboard
  145. Zach & Zoe Wildflower Honey – plant-based honey to Grocery Store, Food Proc Fac, etc.
  146. Zero Pollution Motors – Air Powered Car

 

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After the Show:

Due-diligence reviews are completed by a skilled team of ICVs and our ‘sharks’ (or their subordinates) after/for every offer made on this show. If a due-diligence review concludes that the offer is worth officiating, then the deal is completed/legalized off-the-air. No “Inisfreean Way” interactions are required to officiate that part of the process (as such would be for normal/daily business dealings elsewhere in Inisfree).

 

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Partial Culture:

This is the one time we don’t have kajirae sitting on the floor at our feet, hugging one of our lower legs; the focus is on the business propositions, not our culture. Our ‘sharks’ also wear business couture during these episodes, though sometimes our female ‘sharks’ wear diaphanous business couture. Any or all of them may have their hair braided, though Auz’s hair is always styled in a masculine way.

 

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Off-camera Culture:

Complimentary kajirae are offered to everyone for an hour or two, even if they don’t get a deal; we want everyone feeling encouraged, welcomed, and satisfied as much as possible for making the effort to prepare a ‘pitch’ and come here. Presenters can make full use of any of the offered kajirae at our filming location/s for this show, taking them where they are, and/or taking them to any of the alcoves/offices in the business-suite.

 

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Sharks on Sharks:

Sometimes all five of these ‘sharks’ hang out naked together, watching the original Shark Tank episodes in the ‘media room’ (personal theater) in Auz’s big private mansion in Inisfree. After each proposition in those episodes, they pause the show, then discuss if any of them would have offered different deals to the presenters. This brainstorming helps them stay sharp –and ready for their own Shark Tank show; this one.
And, yes, all of them are married -to each other- in the standard Inisfreean polyamory relationship; all four of our female ‘sharks’ are some of the wives of King Auz.

Usually, these evening show-watching hangouts of theirs start with them meeting and mingling in his mansion’s Tree Foyer, followed by a Gorean “heated-serve” drink-service from his Wine Lobby, with the show-watching next, and all of them wrapping up for the night by taking a skinny-dip out in one of this big home’s three pools (two in one of its side-yards, or the one up on the roof).  More than once, this has turned into some hour-long Inisfree-style ‘fun’ out there.  Meredith Vickers, in particular, has often preferred to stay to ‘swim’ and ‘talk’ with Auz a bit longer after the other three wives/’sharks’ have left.

 

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Our Sharks:

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