Montana’s Finest

Returning to Montana years into Phase 2 shall prove most agreeable.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Introduction
  2. Best Hotels
  3. Vegan Restaurants and Shops
  4. Ancient Ruins
  5. Favorite Trails and Waterfalls
  6. World-class Skiing
  7. Luxury Services
  8. Helo’ Rides
  9. Overall (Images Begin)
  10. Glacier National Park – More Views
  11. The Bob Marshall Wilderness
  12. The Bridger Ridge Run; 2nd Vision
  13. 2023 Notes
  14. 2024 May/+

 

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Introduction:

My 3rd round of this state shall be to call it home.

Round 1:  Montana’s Worst

  • I was here in 2012, just as I’d foreseen, hoped, and written, but it was with a razor-thin budget, gross and foolish roommates, the strain of college and multiple shitty go-between jobs (roofing, bakery, brewery, volunteering, landscaping, construction), rationing, frantic relocations into equally-shitty lodging (so many literally-insane roommates, UGH), and so on.
  • At the tail-end of this first-round of this state, I found a paid way into The Yellowstone Club, and knew I had to return.
  • This first round lasted ~3 years.
  • Hotties were few and far between, always messed up, and hogged by losers (such as at the bars).  They did not yet gravitate to me, but that is well enough, as it is in the past, and helped allow me to stay focused on developing my life’s work, thereby manifesting them later behaving sanely/appropriately/agreeably.

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Round 2:  Montana’s Tolerable

  • I was here again for a half-year or so from during 2017 (not counting the apparent time-travel here from ~2017 to what I later noticed was actually 2023) and through 2019, that time under much-improved circumstances; I had my own places (actual apartments/rentals, not shared townhomes or questionable trailers, etc.), better jobs (HR, plants nursery, property management; actually stimulating me and more-aligned with my values –and no longer a need to try having 2 jobs at once), a new computer, optional supplemental courses (no longer the stress of having to complete nightly homework toward a degree), etc..
  • I left when the covidiots/plandemic/scamdemic made things annoying even in the grocery stores, heading south through Mexico to see if I could relocate to Argentina until I could get to Antarctica.
  • This 2nd round lasted ~2 years –or 3, if you count the ~half-year I spent in Big Sky (March into October) during apparent time-travel before leaving for a season or so, ending up in Helena at the end of 2018 (and staying there through 2019, focusing on new I.T. studies that Summer, until taking that nursery gig in 2020 Spring).
  • (This is why I don’t count my 2022 attempt at returning to this state as “round 3”; it technically happened back before “round 2”, or as the odd start of “round 2” which repeated/looped once.)
  • Hotties approached me, and would have been perfect tens if not for their piercings and disgusting townsfolk company/surroundings.  At least their elven figures, nice outfits, and flawless faces/eyes were agreeable, and I hadn’t had to get to know them / uncover any “issues” they may have had (such as being nonvegan or religious or pro-deviants).  In short, they now gravitated to me, but still were not yet meant to interact with me, as they were almost ready, but certainly not fully.
  • Even though I kept encountering more morons, I was always able to leave them in the dust whenever it suited me.  I was able to quit all jobs when I knew it was right, too.  Those were sure signs that this was the Phase 2 kind of mix I had noticed and foreseen.
  • How amusing that (during ~2017 and 2023 in BS/YC) so many (of those moronic townsfolk/intruders) were paid to try and discourage me from making that town my home. All they did was show me what bad actors and actresses they are, and what fools, and what heartless soulless scum. Whoever paid them, I hope they got a refund, unless they had only paid them to test me to ensure I couldn’t be dissuaded/fooled by such lowly beasts. I will return with far more power… now that I know what it takes to tidy the place up.
  • Also note that NO ONE bothered me in the YC; only down in BS; YC was kept sacred/serene for me.  I was only being steered out of the town of its laborers/minions, not from my destination.  Good sign.  BS was phase/round 2.  YC is phase/round 3.

After scouting Montana thoroughly from side to side and top to bottom, and then trying its various cities, towns, and gigs, I have found the one spot in it all which perfectly resonates with me –even though it, like the other parts of this state and world, were temporarily occupied by inappropriate residents.

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Round 3:  Montana’s Finest

  • I hope this will start very soon, as I now have behind me all the spells I hope will manifest, removing the bad people from my favorite parts of this state, if not from the whole thing.
  • My aim is to be invited into the cabin I chose and wrote of living in for free –invited there by my dream-girl, Ambi.
  • I hope this 3rd round in Montana is the lasting one; I hope I’ll get to stay there, raise my family with Ambi there, and rule from there, only people I enjoy being around able to be in Montana and anywhere near me from this point on.  Amen.
  • Also, of course, as always, the hotties should already be there, and have zero issues/incompatibilities with me, I not even having to deal with them expecting me to lead introductions, they being introduced to me by my allied hotties, etc..
  • I won’t need to work on anything other than Inisfree.
  • My roommates and neighbors will always be exactly what I want, treating me like the high king and god I have become, loving those things about me.
  • Would this perfect round have already started if I had put up with Ambi expecting me to start the conversation in Oregon, Arizona, or California?  I don’t know.  I do know, however, that I needed these extra years of daily and nightly spell-crafting / website wrap-ups to feel I had no more work to do, no more ideas/visions to receive, nothing in my good future able to stress or distract me from those critical next-step / transitional things.

Anyway, now you should have a clear picture of what I regard as Montana’s finest, and why I wanted all that perfect stuff to have this webpage of its own.
The one I’d made for my first expeditions throughout Montana had already filled up with tons of pictures, anyway; it was too long to add the stuff on this webpage to.

 

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Recap, Focusing on the Good:

  • I went barefoot fishing for the first time over in Livingston.
  • I finished my third college degree in Montana.
  • My first and second constructions job were in this state.
  • Some of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen –and even flawless– were fairly abundant in many cities and towns up here, many of them interested in me.
  • Hiking in sandals started for me in this state, followed by hiking even barefoot at times –even to summits.
  • The first gentlemen’s establishment I tried is here.
  • I learned about master gardening at one of its universities.
  • I was blown away by Hyalite, Palisade, Storm Castle, Lava Lake, Glacier, the Bob Marshall Wilderness Complex, and many more.
  • I saw the galactic-arm cluster of stars in the night sky for the first time with my own eyes during a snowshoeing hike there.
  • I was shown how to “hooky-bob” (sled behind a pickup truck) my first Montana Winter in Bozeman.
  • The first time I ever skied was at the Bridger Bowl.
  • I tried “Coloradoing” (climbing snowy evergreens) for the first time over by Whitehall –and it was there that I had my first log-cabin party, too.
  • The first hot spring I ever tried was on the northern edge of Yellowstone National Park.
  • I fasted for four days and then went on a vision quest south of Billings.
  • One of my friends over there gave me a guided tour of the Little Bighorn Battlefield National Monument (“Custer’s last stand”).
  • I saw a river that dipped down into a cave and erupted out the side of a nearby cliff as a roaring dam-like waterfall.
  • I went down into the Lewis & Clark Caverns and then took one of my best friends from out of state to go back in that cave system with me.
  • I ran my first Spartan race in Kalispell.
  • I ran the Bridger Ridge Run.  (Maybe I’ll run it a 2nd time now that I’m back and have the time!)
  • My friends from Butte took me to the first dirt-track race I’d ever seen, and to the first wilderness dirt-bikes race.
  • Perfect proto-manifestations of a/the Rain Ocampo ICV, and of Jenna Kardashian, were presented to me, very nearly perfect in every way.
  • I taught one of my friend’s daughters marksmanship just outside that town.
  • I trained for the Ride Around The Pioneer mountains in One Day (“RATPOD”) bicycle event.
  • I helped a friend start his farm in Bozeman.
  • I got my first tour of a lasers laboratory nearby, too.
  • Another of my old friends, I invited up and drove around on the grand tour of everything from Helena up through Great Falls to Many Glacier –where we were surprised one afternoon to see one of its lakes freeze over before our very eyes.
  • I learned about horticulture with hands-on training from a horticulture graduate managing a landscaping company.
  • Seeing my dream-girl is real twice happened here; in Butte and Helena.
  • By far the best smell I’ve ever smelled was here; in the MSU campus greenhouse/s.
  • All dozen or so first tattoos I got happened here.
  • This website got started while I was in Montana for the first time.
  • Publishing the first novel in my series became a milestone-achievement for me while I was in Bozeman.

 

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Best Hotels

Big Sky:
(including Cameron, The Club, etc.)

  • Big Sky Resort
  • Black Eagle Lodges
  • Madison Base Big Sky Resort
  • Montage Big Sky
  • Shoshone Condominium Hotel
  • Spanish Peaks Mountain Club
  • The Summit Hotel
  • Warren Miller Lodge
  • White Wolf Retreat

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Warren Miller:

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Glacier National Park:

  • Apgar Village Lodge
  • Granite Park Chalet
  • Lake McDonald Lodge
  • Many Glacier Hotel
  • Motel Lake McDonald
  • Rising Sun Motor Inn
  • Sperry Chalet
  • Swiftcurrent Motor Inn
  • Village Inn at Apgar

Greenough:

  • The Resort at Paws Up

 

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Vegan Restaurants and Shops:
(or, at least, those with vegan options, soon to be fully vegan/ized)

Big Sky

  1. BYWOM
  2. Olive B’s
  3. The Montana Dinner Yurt
  4. Wrap Shack

Bozeman

  1. Bozeman Community Food Co-op
  2. Bozeman Hokkaido RAMEN House
  3. Dave’s Sushi
  4. Faux Mages plant-based (vegan) artisan cheese and pastries
  5. FDO Micro-greenery
  6. Feast Raw Bar & Bistro
  7. Feed Café
  8. Fork & Spoon
  9. Fresco Café
  10. Mongolian BBQ
  11. Montana Ale Works
  12. Naked Noodle
  13. Plonk
  14. Red Tractor Pizza
  15. Rosauers
  16. Seven Sushi
  17. Sidewall Pizza Company
  18. Starseed vegan food truck
  19. Steep Mountain Teahouse
  20. Stuffed Crepes & Waffles
  21. Sweet Chili Asian Bistro
  22. Tanoshii
  23. The Daily
  24. The Nova Cafe
  25. The Spice & Tea Exchange
  26. The Well Juicery
  27. WayFare Health Foods
  28. Z’s Kitchen

Gallatin Gateway

  1. Wild Caddis at Rainbow Ranch Lodge (not vegan, but world-class; worth a Michelin Star)

(like the waitress at Wild Caddis)

Helena

  1. Real Food Market & Deli

Missoula

  1. Plant Perks
  2. Tandem Bakery

 

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Ancient Ruins:

  • Chief Mountain –posb World Tree trunk and/or mega-bldg ruin
  • Gallatin Petrified Forest (possibly; might be bones, not just trees) –thousands of acres
    –can hike from Tom Miner campground
    –can drive from Carbella
  • Lost Lake (possibly)
  • Priest Pass
  • The Montana Megaliths (hundreds of sites as of 2023)
  • Sage Mountain Center’s megalithic walls (79 Sage Mountain Trail, Whitehall, MT 59759, ~1 mile along the trail from the visitor’s center / cabin)

 

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Favorite Trails and Waterfalls:

  1. Angel Wing
  2. Beehive Basin (all the near-mountaintop ponds north of Moonlight Basin)
  3. Fairy Lake (and Elf Lake; on the way up to start The Bridger Ridge Run)
  4. Hell-roaring Pass
  5. Hidden Lake (the pit that looks like megalithic ruins on one side)
  6. Indian Creek trail #6328 (into W border of YC)
  7. Lava Lake (the clumpy trail and the boulders slope)
  8. Ousel Falls (including the Mule trails, Ralph’s Pass, etc.)
  9. Palisade Falls (with the little side cave)
  10. Storm Castle (great rock arch and top grove)
  11. Taylor Fork (for remote campsites)
  12. The Bridger Ridge Run (connecting five summits on way back to Bozeman’s “M”)

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World-class Skiing:

  1. Bridger Bowl
  2. Lone Mountain; of The Yellowstone Club (YC) and surrounding neighborhoods

 

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Luxury Services:

  1. executive transportation/suburbans
  2. mansion maintenance/care
  3. Michelin-star chef dinner/meals; fly-in
  4. ski tuning and delivery

 

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Helo’ Rides:

  1. airport air-shuttle
  2. sightseeing
  3. transportation/commuting

 

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Overall:

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Glacier National Park – More Views:

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The Bob Marshall Wilderness:

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The Bridger Ridge Run; 2nd Vision:

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2023 Notes/Spells:

While the following may sound unexpected or even extreme, think of it in this context:  Why not shoot for the stars, requesting the best of everything, and see what happens?  Why not hope for more than a good life; why not hope for a life fit for an actual king?  If you have the ability to dream big, do so.  Even if only a small percent of it happens, that small percent will still be worlds better than what manifests for those who don’t even attempt to aim and strive this high.

In short, default to the positive about the following; see it in a good way, if you can.

All of the following take effect immediately, as of the end of 2022, start of 2023.

  • The only people allowed to live in The Yellowstone Club from here on (other than myself and my loved ones) are those who work for the royal couple; me and my top wife;
    every cabin, mansion, and ranch in The Yellowstone Club, Big Sky, and all adjacent communities/towns, are hereby eternally confiscated and assigned to those Auz & Ambi together approve to live in them.
  • Every building in The Yellowstone Club now belongs to us, as royal property, and we can occupy any or all of them at any time, and without notice or reason.
  • The ranches are exclusively for those maintaining our horses (such as those used by our patrolling cavalry units) and other animals (such as our pet bull, etc.).
  • Anyone wishing to keep their home in this area will have to wholeheartedly support us, and that always includes paying taxes/tithing to us. (Paying taxes to the United States is forbidden for those paying taxes to us; you either pay to us and get to live here as our devoted subjects, or you pay taxes to someone else, thus must live somewhere else.)
  • Our servants will be given the smallest of the cabins of The Yellowstone Club (though these are still high-end luxury residences unequaled elsewhere around the world); the line of them which looks like townhouses or an apartment building.
  • No human law enforcement is ever allowed in this region of the United States, either; only the royal guards and patrolling forces loyal to me (Auz) and my top-wife (Ambi) have jurisdiction here, and only when enforcing the rules she and I make for it.
  • My Inisfreeans (ICVs) have ultimate authority over even them, second only to myself.
  • When an ICV, royal guard, or black-ops patrol is not present, command is delegated to the guards/forces of whichever of my four children from Ambi is a prince or princess over the mountain-range/subset the given person is in.
  • Only Inisfreean air/Space-traffic is allowed anywhere over these lands we now reign; not even satellites or other Spacecraft will be tolerated hundreds of miles “above” (or, as we see it, down; in The Abyss) any of our land.
  • Churches and religion in this region are also banned, excepting only those whose people wholeheartedly worship me (Auz) and the High Queen (Ambi). All cross-symbols of any kind shall immediately be destroyed, as they symbolized torture and death; those things only belong back in Phase 1.
  • The only females allowed within a hundred miles of The Yellowstone Club are those who are attractive -and devoted- to me in every way.
  • The only males allowed within a hundred miles of The Yellowstone Club are males who are wholeheartedly loyal and useful to me.
  • Once anyone chooses to set foot in our territory (The Yellowstone Club, the Gallatin Range, the Madison Range, or, really, anywhere at all), they are submitting to our rule, not unlike signing an end-user agreement before getting to start a computer program. This means that all females attractive to me are being donated to me for life, and all males useful to me are pledging their allegiance to me the same way a military oath of service is given, and anyone unattractive to me is being brought in only with my permission –to be used for ‘training purposes’.
  • Only people attractive to me are allowed to serve me and my children. Just like in Inisfree, anyone unattractive to me is not allowed.
  • Money can no longer buy anyone into The Yellowstone Club; access can only be granted by Ambi and myself, though we can at times, for various reasons, empower our four children and their forces/troops to make good-judgment calls on our behalf (since they always telepathically and instinctively sense what she and I would approve of, able to ask us from afar).
  • In Ambi’s pyramid in this area, only those she approves of are allowed inside. It is typically garrisoned by thousands of her own forces, such as the shadow elementals she commands/wields, and, of course, numerous allied subordinate vampires, werewolves, and witches.
  • If/whenever anyone attempts entry into these places without our permission, they face the potential of immediate death on site –if not being captured for interrogation and more.
  • Inisfreean military units patrol these lands, their waterways, and our skies, and will instantly detect any entries –even if only in the form of remote-viewing or spy-plane telephoto photography. Even bug-sized/disguised drones will be spotted and overridden –if not de-atomized after their users are triangulated/traced.
  • Whatever bothers us is grounds for a declaration of war, and the mobilization of as many of our forces/powers/allies as may be deemed appropriate for overwhelming the homeland of whomever may have bothered us.
  • Say a single rude word, or anything in a negative tone, or even scoff once, and you will be surgically targeted by superior forces.
  • Those who manage to only irk us partially get a swift end; merciful.
  • Those who fully upset us get terrorized and traumatized over and over -forever- by actual demons (pioneer-Angels; the Special Forces of the Heavens).
  • This is Montana Restored (a.k.a. New Montana –since I am now the one creating what is its finest, as its finest before me was sorely lacking, disgustingly corrupted), the latest territorial expansion of the reunification of Heaven and Earth; we are the deities who have reclaimed and fortified in so many ways this former-state.
  • As the years since this decree add up, our territory will keep expanding outward, pushing the last of the human Montanans back out, and giving most of Montana back to the good Native Americans whom we can tell will care for it far better. For example, those of the Blackfeet Nation who are allies of ours will regain total sovereignty over Glacier National Park –plus more (and that means they can regulate or even end all tourism there, if it suits them).
  • Furthermore, the U.S. government only exists if I say it does, and to the extent I deem suitable; the only legitimate members of that organization are those who fully endorse and defend this claim of mine on these parts of what was once one of their states.
  • Even the SSP (all SSPs) fully protects my claim on this cluster of mountains and communities. So does the ICC. So do even greater powers.

Reapportionment of The Yellowstone Club:

  • Total Homes/Plots/Members:  864
    1 for the High Queen’s rancher / stablemaster
    ~10 for the High Queen’s top employees/assistants/agents
    ~20 for the High Queen’s royal guards and any families they may have
    ~30 for the royal couple’s servants; the condominiums
    ~800 for the local/top friends of, and biggest contributors/investors in, the royal couple
  • Population of Big Sky:  ~3,000 (all loyal to the royal couple)
  • Population of Cameron:  126 (all loyal to the royal couple, and predominantly their inner-circle friends and top investors)
  • (The advisors, guards, cavalry, ranchers, and servants of the royal couple’s two princes and two princesses live outside these neighborhoods; right around the personal mountaintop manor of each of those children.)

Some more food for thought:

  • When I was mistreated as a boy, shooting stars appeared overhead, and nearby lightning often struck.
  • When I focused on getting into the Marines, even recruiters telling me it was not possible… were proven wrong.
  • When I focused on healing from major surgery, I was the only one out of dozens who did –even during grueling daily Boot Camp activities.
  • When I deployed to the worst war-zones on the planet, never once did anyone dare attack me or my vehicles.
  • When Marines of all units and ranks tried to boss me around, I always subtly did my own thing and got away with it.
  • Each time I was wronged, I bounced back.
  • Each time something was inappropriately taken from me, I took far more.
  • Each time I was poisoned, I healed.
  • When I focused my upset on Texas, hurricane Harvey parked over it and decimated the whole state’s economy.
  • When I focused my upset on Canada, half the country caught fire, and a thousand more fires than ever before burned.
  • When I focused my upset on Alaska, its highway cracked apart, and stores in its capital shook violently.
  • When I focused my upset on the world I had seen dozens of nations on all six colonized continents of, every nation locked down, wiping out millions, and you know the rest.
  • I have since ascended a towering pyramid and called out with a peaceful heart and fully-focused mind, pure as can be, to the ancients and other forces from atop it –even after being told by the humanimals (illegitimate/false authorities; low-level minions/monsters out around it as mere tests who I completely overcame without even breaking my stride) that approaching its base was not allowed by them; my manifesting-power has grown exponentially, and many more powerful beings are now on my side, they having heard wholeheartedly I am also on theirs, and honoring them.
  • Now I focus on an area (this; the YC) which is like a pinpoint compared to that gigantic state (Alaska); a town of merely ~3,000 people; their minds will change as completely as that highway did; they will forever be sired to Me, welcoming and fully funding my way back in there, this time to stay and start my dream-family. Amen; so be it.
  • Look at my decades of successful travels, and finding cures to all diseases, and forming/summoning/manifesting/meeting flawless goddesses around the world, even when I was in a hurry, not focused, or under the weather; it should be clear that these words of mine, and my focuses, and even when I’m not focused, all carry great power.
  • The only way for things to calm down and get pleasant again is for me to be treated how I want to be treated; whatever is given to me gets amplified and sent right back out in all directions.
  • When everyone everywhere I look and go is exactly what I prefer them to be, then the world will be appreciated and supported again, re-embraced.
  • It all starts with this town; when this one special part of Montana invites and funds me back in, then protecting and defending me and my loved ones as much as they’ve ever loved or protected their own or anything else they greatly value.

In short, you’d better be great at showing me the best manners ever, and you’d better love to, thrilled by being good to me and the rest I adore.
Be kind and supportive of me, sparing no expense, and the same shall be reciprocated to you.
You have been advised.
More and more, the humans of this world will come to understand why one of my nicknames is Old Testament; I am as specific as it gets, and I only accept perfection, having found it in so many places so many times.
Every time perfection was not demonstrated and offered, I left, getting another gigantic wave of ideas and work wrapped up, and then returned, things dramatically improving upon every one of my returns to every place.
Now all my final ideas and writing/spells are in; completed, my life’s-work designing and publishing wrapped up, ready to be released to begin (“in the physical”, as it is said).
Many of those I called for have already shown me they, even years back, were already perfectly formed.
Now this entire land can and will be –and it’ll stay that way; this good.
It is not just the finest Montanans now; it is Montana’s finest; the state/land itself perfected; its finest era.
This is the beginning of Phase 3.

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2024 May/+:

Sapphire veins, since this state is known for that precious stone; I’ll be heading out to study such sites –b/c that is what giants built with, among other things,
–and what Titans before them created by thought (meaning Titans and other ultra-ancients imagined those materials/stones into existence, and then, much later, lesser-giants used them as their normal/common building-blocks)
Did dwarves also manifest new gem types (since they were underground so much, thus probably manifesting finishing-touches to many cave systems / earth-crust layers)?

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possible ruins:  Eddy (town); riverside 2-lane country-‘highway’ (winding paved road), south side, cliffs terraces, looks like very battered/weathered unique ruins

 

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