Anytime you hear someone in Inisfree say “the beach”, this is the nameless one they are talking about.
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Table of Contents:
- Dimensions
- Attractions On and Around this Beach
- Overall (Images Begin)
- Cabanas
- Beach Beds
- Beach Bunnies
- History
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Explanation:
Obviously, Inisfree is nowhere near the Caribbean Sea. The reason we call our (main) lake and its beach “Caribbean” is due to the color of their sand and water. It is also because of their overall theme or “feel”; they are very tropical-like, fun-loving, free-spirited, safe, and highly tourist-ed (in a good way) areas.
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Dimensions:
This beach stretches eight miles around our city’s largest lake, and reaches inland in most places for between 1/4 and 1/2 of a mile. There is room for millions around it without crowding, and the sands are always smooth, clean, and pale tan-pink, with a hint of water/dampness from the regulated surf. Kajirae & ICVs lay and stroll around nude, offering their exquisite services to everyone here. Welcome to the main beach of Heaven of Earth.
The section of this beach where all the shops & cafes are is called the Beach Strip, and is between the Wave-shaped Buildings Complex, and the foothills of San Diego Hills. There, you will find the lighthouse, and the GAH access-route connecting this region of Inisfree back out to the Meadows, Flower Tower Field, and the Welcoming Lot.
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Attractions On and Around this Beach:
- Amusement-park Ship: picture Wet ‘n Wild but on a cruise-liner
- Atlantis 2: a themed hotel halfway underwater
- Beach Clean-up Stations: use a bin, shower off, or rent an ATV
- Beach Practice-landings Strip: where Inisfree’s military ground forces practice riding zodiacs through the surf and up the shores
- Beach Strip: cafes, shops, & fine dining –including a light-house and many rooftop tanning lounges
- Bed & Breakfast Spire: canopy-beds out on building-arms with the best views
- Bora-tiki Area: thatch-roof tropical-island resort-suites out on their own piers
- Coliseum Amphitheater: outdoor music festivals are here
- ColonyPod Practice-landings Strip: where Inisfree’s military pilots practice ‘flying saucer’ landings, deployments, musters, & take-offs
- Double-carrier: a floating NASCAR stadium & hotels complex
- Equestrian Escape: beachside horseback riding & archery
- Pail-shaped Buildings Complex: another Inisfreean military training area
- Paintball-parkour Building: an indoor range for this new sport
- Paintball-parkour Carrier: an elevated half-outdoor range for the sport
- San Diego Hills: a neighborhoods on SoCal’s signature coastal terrain
- Santorini 2: just like the original, except full of more kajirae and ICVs
- The Palms: a hotel in the shape of a giant palm tree, with aerial access to the rooms
- Venetian Lake Apartments: condos out near the middle of the lake, inspired by Venice
- Wave-shaped Buildings Complex: biotecture at its finest, with windows on the lake-side all hidden amidst the flora overhangs
- Yachts: Inisfree has many of them, including mega-yachts valued in the hundreds of millions of dollars
You’ll also find many canopy beds, as well as luxurious piers with submarine lounges anchored alongside them.
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Overall:
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Cabanas:
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Beach Beds:
Imagine all the kajirae lovemaking that goes on on these softly swaying things…
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Beach Bunnies:
There are always hundreds of flawless hotties (ICVs, etc.) evenly dispersed across all our beaches, especially this main one. Walk up to any and ask for play. They’ll be 100% eager to engage with you and satisfy.
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Lifeguard Posts:
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History:
In 2019, Ambrosia LeMorte became the first person Auz ever spent the night with on this beach.
2024 August: first lifeguard posts (mini-buildings) added
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Also see:
- sand bright clear waterway
- tan-sand palm-trees low on/over water
- shore wave slow inside
- minus shit music
- perfect blue sky sunset orange tall distant clouds calm surf smooth dark sand
- clear water shallow behind brief white sandbar bright day
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