Hospitality

Inisfree, from the very start, was all about the finest hospitality imaginable.

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Table of Contents:

1. Vocabulary
2. How we facilitate remote hospitality
3. Major hospitality aspects of Inisfree
4. The number of each type of our hospitality features
5. Biomes Checklist
6. Your Allotment
7. Additional Notes

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Vocabulary:

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How we facilitate remote hospitality:

• keep our operating costs and overhead down by generating our own power, growing our own food, and providing lodging and all other necessities for our staff and guests
• friendliness/geniality/cordial/warm reception:  Inisfreeans (ICVs) are born and bred, raised and inspected, to be the Universe‘s absolute finest hostesses and on-call fuck buddies; neo-nymphs, super-kajirae, better than even the Registered Companions, something even the best porn stars of the Outlands can’t hold a candle to
• helpfulness/courtesy/generosity: we offer free formal education, training, and certification in many dozens of fields
• neighborliness: we preserve our entire region’s environment so that no pollution whatsoever drifts from our realm into yours, invite dignitaries and regular citizens of compatible realms in for guided tours of our city, and host the Global Congress, Galactic Congress, Universal Congress, and Megaversal Congress (details here)
• congeniality: (pleasant because of a personality, qualities, or interests that are similar to one’s own; pleasant or agreeable because suited to one’s taste or inclination) our staff are exquisitely trained for many years before they are polished enough to cater to our guests’ wishes, and we custom tailor guest-packages here based on the interests and favorites of everyone making a visit, as well as resident and citizenship arrangements so that those people have their ideal living arrangements guaranteed
• entertainment: we offer hundreds of forms of entertainment, including many dozens of utterly signature attractions (see our webpage devoted to this topic; here)
• catering & food: we cater to a wide array of our guests’, residents’, and citizens’ tastes, helping prepare for them gourmet cuisine, couture fashions, custom personal vehicles, and much more, and our food service industry is top notch, state of the art, and seven star (well beyond the five-star rating system of the 21st century, because “5 star/s” is the best of what is pre-planned, while “7 star/s” is fully-customizable upon arrival –details here), with the option to have your room service not only delivered to you on the go, but prepared right in front of you, as well –and by any girl or girls of your choosing (as long as they are considered sexy/perfect and available by High King Auz)

And the reason we choose to provide remote hospitality instead of local is because there is a special soothing and healing, therapeutic effect that comes from traveling abroad and adventuring out into the great unknown.

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Major hospitality aspects of Inisfree:

​We have built a formal facility dedicated to guest reception and newcomer orientation; our Receiving Facility.

The official tour of our entire city is available for groups and individuals, as well as in its entirety or in segments.

Galas here are nearly every week of the year, hosted by the highest-ranking ladies of our city, as based on the holidays and other events of our omni-calendar.

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The number of each type of our hospitality features:​

• 6 resorts in our city: Atlantis II, Cloud City II, Igloo Village, Meeris, Underway; Drow & Xenomorph Lodges, and Valhalla II
• 5 hotels: Double Tree, Kapok Helix, Luxor II, Shibuyas (many of these), and The Palms
• dozens of neighborhoods: Apartments Slope, Arch City, Auz’dome’s Ceiling Mansions, Bora-tiki ‘Hood, Borg-style Neighborhood Cube, Castles ‘Hood, Chateaux ‘Hood, two (2) Cliff-dwellings ‘Hoods, Dickens Village, Earthships, the Inverted Pyramid Pit ‘Hood, Luxury Cabins & Tree-houses ‘Hood, Mansions ‘Hood, Mosques & Palaces ‘Hood (not for religious services; just for beautiful lodging and sight-seeing), the Ridge-line Building Chain, Ryokans ‘Hood, San Diego Hills ‘Hood, Santorini II, Schlosser ‘Hood, Tipis ‘Hood, Venetian Lake Apartments, the ​Waterfall-slant-panel Rotating Sphere-homes, Wave-shaped Buildings ‘Hood, White Conexes ‘Hood
• 21 [apartment complexes]
• hundreds of Beach Strip [bungalows]
• 11 [cabins complexes]
• 23 [castles]
• 23 [chateaux]
• hundreds of [luxury Conex suites]
• thousands of [Earthships]
• 35 [ryokans]
• 21 [schlosser]
• hundreds of Sotu’s [ball-homes] hanging from under skyscraper-sized sky-bridges, amidst stalactite-like skyscrapers, connecting even larger, shape-shifting skyscraper clusters
• hundreds of [ti houses] (Hawaii-style bungalows)
• hundreds of [tree-houses]
• hundreds of [Under-concavity] [ball-homes] hanging from the skyscraper-sized sky-bridges between even larger, shape-shifting, stalactite-style ‘ground-scraper’ clusters suspended from the vast, obtuse dome ceiling of this area beneath [Sotu]
• hundreds of [yurts and gers]

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Counting all our apartments, houses, hotel suites, mansions, castles, and other places to couch-surf or stay, our city boasts enough rooms and space for billions, not millions, of guests with lots of room to spare. This is possible because, thanks to the harsh Antarctic winters our original facilities of FOB1 were established to withstand, we learned to build in and down as much as up and out, thus exponentially increasing our living and working space. So today, Inisfree is what New York and Tokyo would have been if they’d build down into the ground as much as they built up into the sky. That, and they’d have to be much friendlier, not to mention infinitely sexier.

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Biomes Checklist:

We have at least 1 of each biome and climate in Inisfree so:

• we can always train in each
• we know how to maintain each
• we know which little changes cause which different things in each
• we know how to control their borders with different biomes (different combinations of borders, too)
• we know how to terraform each
• we know how to grow food in each
• we know how to collect (or create) potable water in each
• we have a basic back-up copy and template for each
• we can test which flora and fauna can be introduced stably into each
• we can test which new flora and fauna can grow and stabilize in each
• all our guests will have multiple ideal environments they desire or are already comfortable with
• even when the city itself is in transit, all guests will continuously have the option to experience any and all biomes

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Your Allotment:

Everyone approved to enter and stay in Inisfree gets the same amount of everything.  If you decide to come check our city out, for as long as you stay with us, you’ll be given:

1. healthy meals anytime you want/need one (meaning you can go into any restaurant, and all of the food and drinks will be free), and that includes dine-in, take-out, and delivery; however you want your meals/groceries, we’ll get them ready for you
2. a fully-stocked kitchen; with all the cooking implements you’ll ever need (fridge, freezer, oven, stove, sinks, dishwasher, pots, utensils, heat pads, placemats, cloth napkins, etc.)
3. an ‘edible garden’ / ‘food forest’ in your own front- and backyards, as well as often in your balcony troughs and sometimes even on your rooftop; the freshest farm-to-table salad ingredients every day, all within walking distance
4. free anytime gym and sports-facility access (plus access to our ranges whenever we don’t have staff training there, and to our tanning locations)
5. year-’round campsites access
6. access to our free theaters and performance hall
7. access to all our clubs with no cover-charge
8. unlimited, free, potable water perfect for cooking or cleaning with
9. museum and libraries access with no ID card needed
10. a quiet/silent place to study, work, and sleep (so you can relax at both home and the office, if you choose to work)
11. your own home, and you can pick from any of our neighborhoods / architectural styles (limit:  1 house/residence per person, and you can change to a different one at any time; whatever is vacant, you can try out)
12. free electrical power, plus many things powered by your own excess body energy (some of which we call Chi, some of which we call Vril)
13. free trash/waste pickup/management (though almost all of it gets compacted and recycled in your own place, out of sight)
14. as much clothing from our mall as you can fit in an organized normal manner in one closet in the home you chose
15. a big storage facility beneath your home’s basement; one of the silos in our underground network down there (enough room to fit numerous personal vehicles and other belongings, as long as you / your ICVs keep it all tidy and clean-smelling, chemicals-free)
16. at least two ICVs as staff to help manage the home you chose (and who can double as expert shoppers (errand runners), masseuses, personal trainers, hiking guides, life coaches, therapists, security, advisers, escorts, you name it), plus anytime access to at least one of every one of our 1,000 models of ICVs
17. at least two kajirae to be “full usage” maids in the home you chose (and you can leash them and walk them around as pets; they are your pets for as long as you are visiting/living here –and they’ll love being walked by you, by the way, so enjoy)
18. free healthcare (though you probably won’t ever need it; we’ll show and give you everything you need to stay perfectly healthy without a single checkup or any insurance payments) –including dental and vision
19. emergency responders; polite police and firefighters (with every ICV able to provide for all your first-responder/aid needs, and any of them able to drive or fly you to our medical center if ever you feel the need)
20. multiple spiritual centers you can choose from or sample
21. meaningful employment/teamwork/research/volunteering opportunities
22. a spare seat in any of our school/academy/university classes, plus the opportunity to complete your studies and testing online, right from your own home
23. free travel back to wherever you came from anytime you want/need to head back out of Inisfree for any reason
24. peace of mind from the ’round-the-clock readiness of our world-class Search & Rescue (S&R / SAR) team members
25. never any threat of foreclosure or repossession, and never any debt

And, as always, we maintain the highest standards everywhere in our realm, so you can always count on our air to be 100% breathable, fragrant only with a hint of alpine wildflowers and pine.

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Additional Notes:

* Extending (offering you) our hospitality is a sacred act we reserve for only the fully-appreciative of it, and we determine who will like our hospitality/lifestyle with this pre-screening process.  If you are on your way to Inisfree, we have already pre-screened you.  As you complete the tour of our first city here, the rest of that screening to check for full compatibility will automatically take place, so just relax and enjoy the adventure, and let us know how we can best serve you.

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2024 June 30 Sunday:  My first website used to have a caption that read, “Rise above the seventh star with Inisfree.” or something to that effect.  That meant that not only is everything here customizable the way rich Outlanders sometimes allow, everything is customizable with a baseline of sexy perfection in my realm; you don’t just get to choose which pillows and candies will be waiting for you when you get to your room/suite for the first time, you also get to choose which girls (kajirae and ICVs) will be there to service your every need and whim.

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