Ambrosia’s Wedding – Austin Bunton Designs

High Queen Ambrosia LeMorte remarried High King Auzdein von Himmler in the Spring of 2022.

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Table of Contents:

Introduction
Planning
Draft of Vows
Location
Invitations
Bridesmaids’ Dresses
Tuxedos for the Bridesmen and Groomsmen
Decorations
Gifts
The Cake
Rehearsal
Guests of Honor
Transporting Guests
Housing Guests
Seating Assignments
Arrival of the Bride
Her Dress
Walking the Aisle
His Suit
Priest/ess
Their Rings
His Vows
Her Vows
Dancing and Toasts
Presents for the Royal Couple
Dinner Feasting
Departure
Honeymoon 2

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Introduction:

Ambi and Auz have been a couple for decades and married since 2018. They have four children together and live in a cabin in Montana. In 2021, they decided it was a good idea to get remarried, and excitedly set to planning out their next big day in full detail.

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Planning:

She, her husband, and their wedding planner started working on this event’s details at the end of 2021.

They hired the planner, the cake chef, the gift makers, seamstresses for the dresses, tailors for the suits, florists for the corsages and bouquet, photographers, videographers, and on and on.

Tasting samples to confirm the cake flavors and party menu were begun almost immediately.

Final dress fitting 1mo out

Ushers will recognize everyone after memorizing the guest list and their dossier photos, help each arriving guest make their way from the car-parades drop-off lane to the suites in the pyramid / complex lodges on day one, then to their seats outside on day 2, with day 3 being for packing up and flights home after a full night’s rest to recover from the party.

Schedule:

Jan.: Dress and practice photoshoots. Calligrapher …Adaline makes the invitations since she has been practicing penmanship!
Ask servants/bridesmaids to meet with each other to discuss what they want to wear, how they want to dress to match the theme, etc.
Feb.: Getting all flights on our airline booked. Pre marital counseling to help us address issues that have not yet come up; just a standard recommendation from wedding-planning websites/blogs.
Mar.: Rehearsal dinner, final tasting with the caterer.
Apr.: Wedding

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Draft of Vows:

Auz likes to make his lady laugh and smile, so he initially sent this humor-infused version of his vows to her to see what she thought:

Holding hands before rings:

“I, Auzdein von Himmler, take you, Ambrosia Shadowheart LeMorte, to be my wife,
to have and to hold from this day forward.
I shall be true to you in good times and in gay,
for better or not so better,
in pre-immortality and health.
I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
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and these things I promise you:
I will be faithful and honest with you,
I will respect, trust, help, and care for you,
I will comfort and watch over you,
I will share my life with you,
when you are an Ambisicle, I will warm you with hugs and our blankie and my godlike radiance,
I will prank you only intermittently and within reason, practicing my asshat activities within moderation,
I will nom on your neck and bum and happy pillows and special lady parts every chance I get;
you will literally have to use a pry bar or direct order to get me to stop,
and you can always sit directly on my face –like for cereally; I totally get off to that steamy craycray shih.
I will try not to snore or toot much during sleep,
I will keep in shape for you and for myself,
I will maintain a tidy space, and not collect weird things like a hoarder,
I will keep the bathroom door closed when I am making a President on the boomboom throne, and use the fan and open a window until the smell of victory and fallout has subsided to understandable levels,
I will not be a mothertrucker or a bastage to you, except when I am having man-PMS, which should fade away after a substantial blowj’,
occasionally I will dress as Big Foot and harass our neighbors,
I will floss and rinse daily so we can suck face ideally,
I will make sure that my olding does not result in unkempt nose hairs or other additions to my physique which would not help you achieve orgasm,
when we break furniture and walls, I will have someone repair or replace them,
when your brother is around, I will let you two flirt and reminisce about your marriage,
I will try not to refer to your 2nd marriage to that werewolf you poisoned in prison as beastiality… even though it was,
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when your uncle is stalking you, I will help you disguise yourself as a tree and set unpleasant traps,
when your vampire mother visits, I will not treat her like a mother-in-law I cannot stand, but instead as Stacy’s Mom who’s got it going on,
when you two go off to feed on the blood of the innocent, I will try to contain my fascination and arousal until, if ever, you decide to let me watch such a thing,
I will do my best to balance you as you have so brilliantly balanced me, thus hopefully avoiding anyone trying to nuke us for unleashing shadow monsters and darkness across a thousand worlds,
I will cherish the prostitutes you have threatened and ordered to move in with us,
I will try not to get our daughters preggers,
I will wait patiently for you to put on those bull and hellhound shows,
I will make sure governments pay taxes to us, never the other way around,
I will keep Sundays days of rest, just for our family,
I will uplift you as we have been uplifted,
and I will try with you better to understand ourselves, our peoples, and the world,
through all what is to come, always and forever.”
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When the rings are presented for us to take and place on:

“With this Ring I thee wed,
with my body I thee worship,
and with all my worldly goods I thee endow.
In the name of the All Father,
and of the Norns,
and of the Holy Ghostbusters.
Amun-Ra.” (hey, you’re Egyptian; just honoring it, ya know)

As rings go on:

“I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine.”

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Things our priest/ess can say at that point:

“Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you.
May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead and through all the years.
May happiness be your companion, and your days together be good and long upon the earth.

Treat yourselves and each other with respect, and remind yourselves often of what brought you together. Give the highest priority to the tenderness, gentleness, and kindness that your connection deserves. When frustration, difficulties, and fear assail your relationship, as they threaten all relationships at one time or another, remember to focus on what is right between you, not only the part which seems wrong. In this way, you can ride out the storms when clouds hide the face of the sun in your lives —remembering that even if you lose sight of it for a moment, the sun is still there. And if each of you takes responsibility for the quality of your life together, it will be marked by abundance and delight.

With all the forces of the universe, we pray for harmony as we grow forever young together.

High Queen Ambrosia, and High King Auzdein, I now pronounce you… husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.”

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Location:

Their wedding will be hosted in the gardens of her temple complex near the base of its pyramid.

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Invitations:

“Save That Date”s were sent out first, during the first week of January this year. Everyone who got one would get an invitation later.

Design one w an online generator…
In fancy cursive raised gold for each character name
All expenses paid 3day weekend on [Spring date] — April when?

Before invitations went out, Ambi’s loyal husband made sure to check with her about every single name on his proposed guest list, making sure his love was fine with them all attending.

Invitations were hand delivered that very next month by his uniformed troops to each requested guest. While the “Save That Date” cards were normal gold on white, the invitations themselves were gold on white with actual diamonds as decoration, like in the example image above.

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Bridesmaids’ Dresses:

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Tuxedos for the Bridesmen and Groomsmen:

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Decorations:

Calla lilies everywhere, of course, in huge wide landscaping bowls the size of helipads up on thick grooved pedestals all around the temple square, small vines and flower clusters hanging over their full edges

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Gifts:

Each person got a fancy bag, the kind high-end shopping mall stores give their customers at checkout, full of

artisan sweets,
fragrant flowers,
Essential Oils,
stationary,
gift-cards for their favorite restaurants and stores,
slippers sized to their feet,
satin pajamas and robes sized to them,
fancy grooming kits,
scented candles,
bath salts,
gems,
a stack of cash,
and framed nightstand-size photos of happy memories they made with the royal couple.

Their guests would also be presented with:

an exotic fruits basket,
bottles of sparkling drinks with custom labels for each guest face and name, same raised gold font as invitations and chair labels

more TBA…

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The Cake:

We’ll have one of her whole temple complex made, her pyramid in cake-form at its center… plus our 4 mountain ranges to scale around it as its borders (but lower than the pyramid part of the cake), showing where our cabin and the 4 manors of our children are; one cabin on the cake-mountain near the middle of this cake-complex, and our children’s 4 little castles, each one on the highest mountain of their respective mountain ranges surrounding our cabin and their momma’s temple complex.

So tall we will have to slice it with a sword and have someone on a ladder helping plate and serve

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cake concepts/elements to work in:

more TBA…

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Rehearsal:

Practicing the entire wedding from start to finish, starting with the placing of most of the decorations around the seating area, and including massive formations of the Inisfreean military in view on the terrain/foothills right outside the perimeter wall of her temple complex, was done the month before the big day.

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Guests of Honor:

2 guests of honor; 1 for me is Nyria.

In the Winter of 2021, Ambi chose, to Auz’s surprise and delight, Ariel, their stay-at-home servant, to be her guest of honor. Ariel screamed with excitement and joy from her room when she got the note to come see Ambi about this, knowing exactly what that vague note was for.

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Transporting Guests:

Our guests will be flown in by our own royal aircraft, the B2-L “Luxury Spirit” Air Force One, then driven in car parades from the airport to your temple’s perimeter parking area where ushers and servants help with their luggage.

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Housing Guests:

Everyone gets a luxurious suite in your pyramid (or one of its temple-complex buildings nearby) so they have comfort and assistance in getting dressed up for the ceremony.

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Ceremony:

An elegant show of force by the Inisfreean military; 4 of our towering, white, egg-shaped DropShips, 1 at each of the corners of your pyramid complex, all of their white vehicles and troops in white armor outside them, in formation, their helmets off, color-changing hair flowing like braided capes or feminine manes behind them in the Montana breeze

An honor guard of flag bearers from your nation and mine; mine on one side of the outdoor aisle, each one holding one of the banners of Inisfree, and your honor guard on the other side of the aisle, holding the banners of Nod.

ICVs auto handle all the photos from arriving guests to the kiss at the altar and all.

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Seating Assignments:

Names on seats in same raised gold as invitations; they find their names on the chart/map, and then go to the general area and see that the seat back cushions themselves have each guest’s name embroidered in gold thread.

The leaders of Inisfree and our allied realms will be seated in the front row on my side, civilians in their luxurious royal togas and sashes, and my military commanders in their Dress Alphas, caps off.

Our servants you introduced me to, with their significant others, will be in the front row on your side. All of the women who serve you can find matching bridesmaids dresses and wrist corsages to wear.

10 rows 10 seats wide on each side behind them will mean room for 200 additional guests.

Fairies, Elves, and Atlanteans, among others, will all be there to support and wish us well. Representatives from dozens of kingdoms will be there with their spouses.

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Arrival of the Bride:

She’ll be driven up by horse-drawn carriage, their son, Auz II, at the reins.

Carriage type:

Six of these black horses will pull it:

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Her Dress:

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Walking the Aisle:

“Here Comes the Bride” played live –and/or what other song/s?

Our daughters, Adaline and Neveah, will be walking up the aisle in advance; to scatter flower petals for you to walk on.

Their flower-girls outfits (concept):

Two of your female servants will help hold the long back of your dress above the aisle as you approach the altar.

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His Suit:

I will wear black to recognize my black-haired beauty, goddess of shadows, night, and all time, and will be barefoot to show my endless trust in you.

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Priest/ess:

The person who marries us should be the priest or priestess of your choosing from your secret Egyptian queendom (Nod), wearing the robes and symbols of your people.

*Angelique arrived two months before the wedding to begin preparing for this, at which time she met Auz at his family cabin.

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Their Rings:

A set of rings were picked out in 2018 when they first made their relationship official, and a new, dark metallic, gray sheen version of them is now presented, this time by their son, Ethan, who is standing at the altar, ready to walk the rings to them at the right time during their vows. There are also casual-wear bands when lots of ‘bling’ in the days following their honeymoon is less desired, such as during showers.

Interesting that this 2nd marriage of theirs… in what Auz sees as Phase 2 of their lives… comes with 2 sets of wedding bands at the same time, making their count a total of 3 sets, which is perhaps what starts Phase 3; the perfect and lasting time.

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His Vows:

Holding hands before the rings are presented:

“I, Auzdein von Himmler, take you, Ambrosia Shadowheart LeMorte, to be my wife,
to have and to hold from this day forward.
I shall be true to you in all the many eras before us,
I will love you and honor you all the days of my life,
and these things I promise you:
I will be faithful and honest with you,
I will respect, trust, help, and care for you,
I will comfort and watch over you,
I will share my life with you,
I will do my best to balance you as you have so brilliantly balanced me,
I will uplift you as we have been uplifted,
and I will try with you better to understand ourselves, our peoples, and the world,
through all what is to come, always and forever.”

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When the rings are presented for us to take and place on:

“With this Ring I thee wed,
with my body I thee worship,
and with all my worldly goods I thee endow.
In the name of the All Father,
and of the Norns,
and of the Spirit of Unity.
Amun-Ra.”

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As rings go on:

“I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine.”

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Her Vows:

Dearest Auz, I vow as your wife to be more thoughtful, considerate of your feelings, to honor, cherish, adore, and love you to eternity.
I love you more than words can say.
You’re the light to my darkness, the sun to my moon, you complete me, we are one.
I promise you and vow to spend the rest of eternity making sure you’re happy and healthy and well loved beyond anything else.

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Complete:

Things our priest/ess can say at that point:

With all the forces of the universe, we pray for harmony as we grow forever young together.

High Queen Ambrosia, and High King Auzdein, I now pronounce you… husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.”

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I lift up your veil and hold your cheeks… smile as we look into each other’s eyes… and seal our lips with a kiss before all… and kiss you like no woman has ever been kissed or loved before, our guests cheering, clapping, and whistling as they start a standing ovation,

Inisfreean fighter jets soaring into view from behind your temple, two to represent each of us, one flying past the right side of your statue atop the pyramid, the other jet simultaneously flying past the left side, the two of them passing right and high over us all, then spiraling up together as they begin to form a loveheart and infinity symbol with their white contrails.

Church bells start ringing and trumpeters up on the ramparts play a merry and triumphant tune

White fireworks are set off, white rice is thrown as we head back down the aisle, hand in hand, and then our son, Auz II holds the carriage door open for me to help you step up and in, I join you, he closes the door for us and then gets back up on its front bench to steer the horses.

We wave out the open carriage windows to everyone standing and walking out of the seating area to wave and cheer us happy honeymoon.

Then I resume holding your cheeks and kissing your lips over and over as the happiest tears in Creation fall down my cheeks.

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Dancing and Toasts:

Dancing before we get back in the carriage to go to our private aircraft to leave for the honeymoon; first some professional dancers show off and help everyone get into the mood, and then the rest of us begin to dance romantically, then for fun, etc.

Egyptian: honoring the bride’s homeland
Bellydancers w henna
Egyptian drummers wearing the colors of Egypt’s flag (or Nod’s)

What music is played for them to dance to?

VR2 plays the party dance songs live

Couple dances first…to a thousand years song
Then fun music for all others to join in
Many line up and wait their turn to ask Ambi to dance. Auz and Ambi’s sons are among them.
Many line up and wait their turn to ask Auz to dance, too. Auz and Ambi’s daughters are two of them.
Between dances, they mingle at the various tables, chatting away for hours with all their gathered family and friends, the rest of the wedding cake being sliced and served all around.

Speeches and toasts and funny clips on the rolldown screen

Nyria first, as she was the first ICV to meet Ambi; she tells about Ambi’s first trip to Inisfree back when it was still being built, just a year or so before their global cleanup campaign, and how she broke down crying not long after, but soon noticed the incredible happiness, strength, and peace her maker felt every time Ambi came around, which was a sure sign, as, she quotes, “You will know them by their works.” and “Their feeling and presence is undeniable.”
Amber ICV1 gives a short speech, mentioning how she wasn’t the one to cry at first, but she sure is now; very happy tears, trembling as she can’t stop smiling and feeling so glad for them.
Ariel gives a speech about how she came to know us, and gets a lump in her throat as she recounts how we treated her so well and made her feel at home.
Ashton says a few words about the peace and tenderness she has found, thanks to them, and that she hopes they enjoy all that healing love and more.
Blaire and Caitlyn tell of how they were invited to sit at their family cabin dinner table that night they showed up unannounced and had spooked Ambi & Auz at the front door.
Eden can speak if she would like to prepare some words.
Faith talks about her great queen revealing Inisfree to her, and how her king then gave her a house there and included her in his expeditions.
Nevaeh perhaps recites a blessing spell for us.
Izabelle says…?
Angelike gives a short speech while showing off her wings? Please, I hope…!

Cut the tall and amazingly decorated wedding cake together, made by our own chefs, feed each other that first bite, then kiss the icing away

Toss the bouquet

Atlantean; honoring the ancients/ancestors who made our world possible:
something about the stars overhead at this day/time… and the Mayan Schedule clearly now being in a very happy phase of post-Shift conscious co-creation… and us saying a powerful blessing that the glory of Atlantis be restored, for all its gods and goddesses, starting with us united and wedded today.

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Presents for the Royal Couple:

List the gifts Auz’s characters brought for them.
Copy ENTIRE character list except those not met ’til later.
Each character brings something she specializes in or is unique to her realm, etc..
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Some are humble and make a painting or sculpture.
Some are rich and bring an entire shipment of gold, platinum, mercury, enchanted jewels, groomed horses, etc.

Gifts High King Auz’s guests brought, listed in their seating order:

Nyria Serra: a sexy black night-robe for Ambi made of translucent shadow-silk
Amber ICV1: a fancily-bound photo album with pictures taken of all the times Ambi dated and visited Auz in Inisfree, including the night they fell asleep together under a blanket on Inisfree’s main beach
Divinity Gottschalk: gift TBA
Elena Antonov Michaels: gift TBA
Emma Grace Frost: gift TBA
Freyja: the finest aphrodisiacs in the Universe; incense, perfumes, etc.
Isabella Montgomery: gift TBA
Kara Zor-El: gift TBA
Pele Wahielo: gift TBA
Tempest Thema: gemstones mined from deep in the Earth, far below the human mines
Artemis Crock: gift TBA
Daenerys Targaryen: gift TBA
Kayla Black: gift TBA
Rosalie Lillian Hale: gift TBA
Jane Volturi: gift TBA
Sylvanas Windrunner: an elven tiara fit for the High Queen
Alleria Windrunner: gift TBA
Vereesa Windrunner: gift TBA
Amalthea Rose Wilde: gift TBA
H.P. Sorceress: a magic wand designed for Ambi to use with/on her servants
Lara Croft: gift TBA
Azshara: gift TBA
Cho Chang: gift TBA
Sophia Eisenburg: gift TBA
Jacqueline Drake: gift TBA
Valeera Sanguinar: gift TBA
Nova Black: gift TBA
Oona Ravensword: gift TBA
Roxanne Morton: gift TBA
Qiturah: gift TBA
Sansa Stark: gift TBA
Kendra Saunders: gift TBA
Jupiter Jones: gift TBA
Jessica Miriam Drew: gift TBA
Hekla Ingolfursdottir: gift TBA
Rain Lao: gift TBA
Anna Marie D’Ancant: gift TBA
Scarlette Devon Ravensdale: gift TBA
Lucine Lopez: gift TBA
Samantha Rae: gift TBA
Esme Frost: gift TBA
Celeste Frost: gift TBA
Mindee Frost: gift TBA
Phoebe Frost: gift TBA
Sophie Frost: gift TBA
Aryana Sheshna: gift TBA
Anita Browning: gift TBA
Lorna Dane: gift TBA
Mira Kan: gift TBA
Triton Sirena: a custom trident that will allow Ambi or Auz to use hydrokineses, raising up or stopping big waves
Pamela Lillian Isley: gift TBA
Amelia Voght: gift TBA
Naurhin: gift TBA
Teagan Strange: gift TBA
Kory Anders: gift TBA
Lillian Didina: gift TBA
Patricia Whitmore: gift TBA
Alice Lucas: gift TBA
Katara Navarre: gift TBA
Sarina Vivienne Adalgari: gift TBA
Zada: gift TBA
Virginia Ann Potts: gift TBA
Santanico Pandemonium: gift TBA
Lana Baumgartner: gift TBA
Felanelle Reuniondawn: gift TBA
Wendy Temujin: gift TBA
Karolina Dean: gift TBA
Adeline Reese: gift TBA
Andrilae Volcare: gift TBA
Bela Night: gift TBA
Camille Delgado: gift TBA
Catalypse Veau: gift TBA
Coraline Revelle: gift TBA
Freya Storm: gift TBA
Georgina Sinclair: gift TBA
Melina Love: gift TBA
Rayvan Wolfbaen: gift TBA
Alanna Richards: gift TBA
Amora: gift TBA
Ana Kravinova: gift TBA
Avril Kincaid: gift TBA
Carmilla Black: gift TBA
Carol Danvers: gift TBA
Cindy Moon: gift TBA
Diana Fairchild: gift TBA
Dinah Laurel Lance: gift TBA
Gamora Zen Titan: gift TBA
Jean Grey: gift TBA
Laura Kinney: gift TBA
Laynia Petrovna: gift TBA
Magara Nygard: gift TBA
Natasha Romanoff: gift TBA
Nina Mills: gift TBA
Ororo Munroe: gift TBA
Regan Wyngarde: gift TBA
Susan Storm: gift TBA
Tandy Bowen: gift TBA
Trish Walker: gift TBA
Aleiah Mae Laine: gift TBA
Taja Seiliu: gift TBA
Mackenzie Vella: gift TBA
Jaina Proudmoore: gift TBA
Clarissa Adele Fairchild: gift TBA
Erika Kraven: gift TBA
Dolores Abernathy: gift TBA
Celeste Fairfax: gift TBA
Crystalia Amaquelin: gift TBA
Hope Summers: gift TBA
Ophelia Sinner: gift TBA
Illyana Rasputina: gift TBA

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Dinner Feasting:

How are the afterparty tables set?

Vases,
candles,
type of dishes,
goldware / electrumware, etc.

35-course meal, inspired by a secret restaurant in Barcelona, every dish small and an artistic presentation

flutes of sparkling cider
fried artichoke
salt cod fritter
baked zucchini sticks
porchetta-stuffed olive
popovers
rice ball filled with gooey, piping hot mozzarella cheese.
small seafood dishes; cuttlefish
cornbread muffin
shrimp
thin crepes
strips of roasted turbot
lettuce wraps
bacala
dolma
vegan meat and cheese appetizers
flatbreads
custom exotic juice blends
mini quiches
seitan gyros
personal charcuterie boards
mound of timballo, a baked pasta dish
boiled purple asparagus
tofu pot pie
long strands of fettucini in a lamb-like ragu
sculpted baby watermelons
taccozelle with sausage, porcini mushrooms, black truffle, and saffron
jackfruit sliders
vegetable chili
a take on spaghetti and meatballs called “maccheroni alls chitarra in sugar teramana”
dragonfruit gelato
chestnut gnocchi in a ragu packed with shredded wild boar
xylocarp cupcakes
a plate of four nut-cheeses
dal and vushi