Shark Tank Inisfree TV Show – Austin Bunton Designs

You’ve probably seen an episode of Shark Tank. This is our version, where those found worthy of knowing about us and Inisfree… get to tell us about their businesses and suggest ways we can team up with them.

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Table of Contents:

Introduction
Our Sharks
What They Wear
Before You Make Contact
If You Plan to Offer Food or Drink Samples
Filming & Episodes
Example Questions
In Closing
Example Offers
Successful and Unsuccessful Business Partnerships
Some of the Approved Businesses
Episode Highlights
Businesses on the Original Shark Tank(s)
After the Show
Partial Culture
Off-camera Culture
Sharks on Sharks
Our Sharks (Images)

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Introduction:

Shark Tank (also) was a show that aired on Outlander TV from 2009 through 2021. It featured five successful businesspeople sitting in armchairs facing a stage where presenters would walk in and propose business deals which the ‘sharks’ would then counter or decline, often with lots of input/recommendations. This was a particularly-interesting and useful show due to how much it made potential entrepreneurs / business starters think before launching their ideas –and certainly made millions of Americans think twice before pitching any ideas to those business-savvy ‘sharks’.

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Our Sharks:

On our version of the show, our five ‘sharks’ are:

Auz v’H’: invests by deploying teams of his Inisfreeans (ICVs) to do 3D-printing and other highly-technical/specialized work for free,
can take a business to the intergalactic and/or interdimensional level/s,
with extensive contacts in numerous galaxies and even other dimensions/universes
Cordelia Frost: invests with money,
can get businesses to the national and continental level, if not also international and overseas,
can offer superhuman empathic services,
and has extensive contacts in multiple nations’ electronics and transportation industries, largely in North America
Emma Frost: invests with money,
can get businesses to the overseas/global level,
can offer telepathic corporate espionage (or just reading the minds of customers and/or business partners to help ensure everyone is ‘on the same page’) to aid in competitiveness,
and has extensive ‘mutant’ contacts in multiple nations –some of which are all-‘mutant’ nations
Meredith Vickers: invests with money,
can get businesses to the interplanetary and interstellar levels,
and has extensive contacts in numerous industries (often mega-corporations) based on numerous worlds
Virginia Potts: invests with money,
can get businesses to the global and even off-world (orbital) level, if not interplanetary,
and has extensive contacts in multiple nations’ defense and manufacturing industries

While there are many other great people in Inisfree who represent organizations, races, and worlds, sometimes with businesses of their own, these five are those in Inisfree who have the most business experience, expertise, and focus, plus the ability and interest in working with other/new entrepreneurs.

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All Their Industries:

Auz: for anyone/anything he feels like

Ag’, such as aero- & hydroponics for rooftop gardens & crops –automated agriculture (a new form of sustainable farming, including year-round and underground growing, as well as vertical-farming, urban-farming, and the use of regulated micro-climates)
Airspace Monitoring; air traffic control (ATC) and related services
Analysis
Astronomy
Automotive; 3D-printing automobile plants
Broadcasting
Cartography
Cloning (basic human), typically for replacement organs and skin grafting
‘Cloud’ computing
CAD
Construction
Consulting
Corporate Oversight
Corrections
Curation
Cyber Security
Cybernetic Organisms
Data Backup & Recovery; data-center services, etc.
Data Entry
Diplomacy
Distribution
Editing
Education/Training; teacher, coach, and student training programs, as well as preparing and reviewing curricula
–search & rescue (SAR)
Emergency Services; firefighting, EMTs, police, military, state militias, etc.
Energy/Power; electrical, etheric, etc. –always renewable/’clean’/’green’
Engineering
Entertainment (in person; at events/venues); staff for his city’s 51 themed dance-/night-clubs, its outdoor raves, its 2 amusement/theme-parks, etc.
–festivals; management for Inisfree’s welcoming ceremonies, parades, graduation ceremonies, and other major outdoor events
Environmental Protection; managing global clean-up missions, re-greening (such as forest planting via small UAVs and large retrofitted military cargo planes dropping seed capsules), methane harvesting from landfills (in virtually every city on the planet), collecting the trash in the oceans for re-use as free building materials, etc.
Exploration; expeditions
Fashion Design
Film Industry; motion pictures, television shows, etc.
Fitness; new types of playgrounds, school gymnasiums, and public gyms
Food & Beverage Production; preparing recipes and packaging for the grocery store products
Food Service; grocery store (new checkout and inventory technology), restaurants, lounges, catering, food delivery, etc.
Gaming; computer and video game development, beta-testing, and providing technical support for the hundreds of games made in Inisfree
Government; a new type of management / charity / volunteer-organization
Healthcare/Medicine; a new type of medical system, hospital layout, and noninvasive surgical techniques (including dental) –including gene-therapy-based cures for degenerative diseases, Companion/counselor services, etc.
Hospitality; signature hotels architecture, staffing (and staff training), plus management
Investigations
Landscape Architecture items
Librarian Services; online and traditional/physical, including new book-locating technology
Logistics
Machinery/Robotics, Microscopic; self-growing nanotube-based structures
Manufacturing
Meteorology; atmospheric monitoring, inclement-weather mitigation (modern HAARP technology), etc.
Modeling Agencies
News; anchoring, journalism, reporting, etc.
Performing Arts; choreography, facility management, hosting, etc.
PMCs
Printing
Prosthetics
Publishing
Quality Assurance/Control
Recycling
Restoration; of ecosystems, ruins, etc.
Retail/Shopping; handling inventory and other needs of his shopping mall
R+D
Security: guard training and details
Shipping
Software; for drones and other vehicles (ICVs, UAVs, USVs, Deep Space probes, suspension bridge weaving, etc.), as well as for many other purposes/devices
Sports; complexes/facilities construction and events management
Technology, Internet(s)/Telecommunications; HAN 2 (all sensory data transmitted/available (not just for sight and sound), ‘by-mind’ interfaces (2nd-gen’/+), etc.
Textiles (incl. couture) Manufacturing; via 3D-printing –and a subset for making sneakers and protective vests designed around the female form
Terraforming
Transportation, and Transportation Management, local/terrestrial (on streets and highways) –such as scheduling; new approaches to proactively preventing traffic jams, ‘ghost jams’, and general congestion
Travel; travel agency, tour guiding, etc.
Weapons; various military gadgets and other items
and more

Cordelia: for human corporations and individuals

Electronics
Entertainment Venues
Espionage
Transportation
and more

Emma: for superhuman organizations and individuals

Electronics (and their R+D) –even devices which can amplify psionic energy and utilize it for various effects/purposes
Espionage
Transportation –specifically the building of aircraft and (more so) ships (some for freight; shipping, others for passengers –such as cruise ships)
also expanded into other fields (so just ask, or she’ll bring one up if applicable)
sponsoring The X-Men
and more

Meredith: for humans colonizing other worlds, and humans in Space facilities supporting that effort

Colonial/Systems Marine Corps; Space troops who go/fight from spacecraft to planet-side
Colonies
Corrections; penal colonies on other worlds (exoplanet prisons)
interstellar arms market
Mining
numerous Space-based industries/technologies, especially ships and weapons (incl. R+D for them) that function in Space
Outposts
Spacesuits
Terraforming –and, decades to centuries later, Helioforming
and more

Virginia: for human corporations and governments

Aerospace
Armor, Personal; body-armor vests, etc. (though much more into higher-tech’ forms which can mount small weapons)
Defense
Education; via her corporation’s own main campus
Electric Powerplant/s
Management; via her corporation’s 2/+ skyscrapers
Manufacturing (at her corporation’s own industrial complex); mostly munitions and weapons
Missile-launch Facility/ies
Security
Weapons; development, servicing, etc. (mostly terrestrial, and some orbital)
and more

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Natures/Personalities in This Show:

Auz has the most businesses but is more of a visionary than a businessman.
Mer is a seasoned businesswoman who sometimes likes to prove she is still a sexual woman.
Vir is a seasoned businesswoman (MBA) who rarely snaps back.
Emm often comes off as cold and piercing to newcomers.
Cor still can be moody due to her range of empathy-based superpowers.

They rarely lose their cool at presenters.
Presenters are screened very well by ICVs, have to be pretty/very compatible to even get in the Inisfreean realm, let alone on this show, and have few reasons to get upset at any of the five hosts.

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Professionally Bowing Out to Help their Fellow ‘Sharks’ get Deals / ‘Have the Floor’:

When a product or service wouldn’t quite work for the whole Inisfreean alliance/empire or other dimensions, Auz might politely explain why and then say, “I’m out.”
When a product or service wouldn’t quite work for colonies or alien worlds, Meredith might politely explain why and then say, “I’m out.”
When a product or service wouldn’t quite work for global and interplanetary defense, Virginia might politely explain why and then say, “I’m out.”
When a product or service wouldn’t quite work for mutant-kind, Emma might politely explain why and then say, “I’m out.”
When a product or service wouldn’t quite work for North America, Cordelia might politely explain why and then say, “I’m out.”

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When Each Joined this Show:

In the first seasons of Shark Tank Inisfree, there was only Auz, Emma, and Virginia.
Cordelia joined years later.
Meredith joined near the end of the 21st century.

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What They Wear:

The girls always wear a see-through feminine couture business suit or custom dress with no shoes, and Auz wears a toga and sandals. Females in Inisfree are always in see-through, or at least diaphanous/translucent, outfits whenever they aren’t fully nude,
and males are always in something masculine looking and which covers up their man-parts,
both (female and male attire) always based on King Auz’s liking/standard, as Inisfree is his home, private property, and community/culture.

Since Cordelia is the most empathic of us all by far, she wears hidden undergarments and devices which help shield her from the nervousness/stage-fright some of our presenters understandably have.

Sometimes one or up to all four of the female ‘sharks’ on this show will be naked, and this is completely normal and expected in their culture/city.

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Before You Make Contact:

It is only people prescreened at the least, and usually who are already residents and business operators with an office in Inisfree, who can request to pitch on this show.

The types of business propositions we are looking for: anything that has serious potential to:

permanently heal and cure people,
clean up and keep big environments clean,
help people transition into healthier and lower-pollution jobs/industries,
put significant pressure on unhealthy/harmful industries to change/stop, and/or
bring compatible members of the compatible races across the Megaverse together for the first time, or closer together with those they have already connected with. (A polyamory-promoting app would be a good example of this category.)

In other words, our ‘sharks’ aren’t solely focused on what has the potential to make them money, and some of them don’t care about monetary profits at all. Because of this, very few of the people who presented their businesses on episodes of the original Shark Tank… would qualify to present them here to our ‘sharks’. Some of those people had really ‘clean’ ideas, but all of them were at least equally focused on making money –which is useless in the Inisfreean realm/alliance.

What we want to see are people who want to unite with us, not just team up like humans do, as this is the Age of Unions and Reunions (of beings compatible with Auz), and people who are ready to scale up and help more people -and worlds- in a big way (i.e. the “big business” mentioned on the Expeditions webpage). We still love small-scale local efforts and passions; our show just focuses on our ventures and deals spanning regions and realms.

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2024 July 6 Saturday notes:

We are immortals here, and fully self-sustaining, and we can travel anywhere for free, take anything we want, so we aren’t as concerned with making money as you and everyone else still based in other places are. That said, obviously we still want you to be wildly successful -profitable- while you Are based somewhere other than here.
“100% we want you to be profitable; to get paid by your clients and clientele in the Outlands. Here in Inisfree, we have a different economic system, so you and I will need to sit down and go over all the details about how your business model is going to be amended to additionally function well right here.”
We are not going to invest in, or help spread word about, things based on helping/enabling people with bad diets/habits/lifestyles continue those bad things. For example, if they eat unhealthily by choice, causing themselves to become obese, we are not going to get them devices/products which enable them to continue that gluttony/irresponsibility/imbalance with fewer natural repercussions.
Being ethical, logical, and experienced people, we do not allow deviants and degenerates to use their specialties or other assets as leverage to wiggle their inappropriate ways into our businesses or realms. For example, someone who is great at creating a certain product, but who also is a member of a death cult, or who consumes corpse flesh, is not going to be made an offer until they clean up those other areas of their life.
We won’t undermine them by offering their product to their realm from our factories, but we will help our people here in our private realm with it until they are balanced and good enough as a person to deserve our help getting them in a better business position where they are from.
None of us have a problem with you coming on this show just for exposure, but we still of course hope you will consider offers and have some negotiating flexibility.
If your product is something that most appeals to locals (North Americans), Cordelia will likely take the lead.
If your product is something ‘mutants’/superhumans can benefit from, Emma will likely take the lead.
If your product can help the SSP troops and others in their general line of work (PMCs, BlackOps, 2nd Secret, etc.), Virginia will likely take the lead.
If your product is good for the effort to move most humans to other worlds, Meredith will likely take the lead.
If your product might appeal to the different humanoids now part of our empire of empires, I (Auz) will likely take the lead.
Partnerships between peoples and realms are offered via our 5 Congresses.
Partnerships between individual corporation leaders and presenters of startups are made on this show.
All other partnerships in our realm happen via normal networking, business lunches, off-air pitches, etc..

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Presenters in the Outlands who are not compatible with us in Inisfree can either send a representative of their company who is compatible with us, or teleconference with us themselves.

We only offer deals to nonvegan companies when we can guarantee they are only able to use our donations/funds to expand the vegan portions of their businesses.

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If You Plan to Offer Food or Drink Samples:

100% of their ingredients must be vegan, and must not have strange substances/chemicals to produce meat-like products/consistency.

The plants used as ingredients must also come from 100% chemical/pesticide-free farms.

Raw-vegan is preferable, but not at all expected/required.

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Filming & Episodes:

Shark Tank Inisfree was first filmed by ICVs (without cameras) in WMKM Studios. It can now be filmed in one of the reserved office suites in downtown Inisfree. An episode is scheduled to be filmed every time at least three separate individuals are able to meet on the same day to present their proposals to our ‘sharks’, and we anticipate roughly one episode per month, 12 episodes per season, and infinite seasons due to the immortality of our ‘sharks’ and their business interests.

All episodes only air in Inisfree, and A.I. prevents them from being copied/aired in/to the Outlands. This is because some of the people are classified, the filming location is classified, and some of their culture and businesses are automatically reacted to in immature/hostile ways by some Outlanders.

S1E1 was filmed and aired in 2025. By season 6 (in 2030), Cordelia Frost had joined as the latest ‘shark’. In 2095 (season 71), Meredith Vickers became the final ‘shark’ on this show.

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As of 2021: Room Description

The room where each episode is filmed/hosted is in a storm-gray skyscraper of Sotu, with a window-walls view of WGI and much of the cityscape; with the skyscraper-sized skybridges and hanging spherical homes, etc., and each ‘shark’ chair is a throne of ICVs, with potted ferns in the room corners being biolume.

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2024 July 6 Saturday: Actual Duration

We give an hour to each presented to decide; it just looks like minutes or seconds in the episodes because we have to make them fit in their timeslots.

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Example Questions:

Since we don’t use money, even though it is a logical medium for precise exchange of dramatically different goods and services, what we focus on are questions such as regarding barriers to entry and scalability, and requests such as equity (partial command/ownership; significant influence as advisors). We invest not (always / as much / only) with money, but the manpower and infrastructure (factories, computers, ships, etc.) of our established companies and empires. We also offer exposure and scalability in entirely new and interplanetary markets most people never had access to before (such as secret cities and secret civilizations; those of the Elves, Fairies, Mermaids, etc.).

Our ‘sharks’ ask tough questions like:

“How have you quantified exactly how your product has improved the environments and lives of your customers?”
“In your market analysis and projections, have you spotted any potentially ruthless competitors?”
and we ask things like this to better see what the startup founders are seeing, and to determine how to navigate and negotiate the likely Outlands issues of attempted sabotage, such as in the form of smear campaigns funded by entrenched industries that profit from harm.

We want to know:

the goal
sales or other ‘traction’, year by year
revenue/retained after profits are adjusted for expenses (though we don’t care about the money; we just want to see that they are serious, reaching a lot of people, growing if applicable, seeing any changes in the market –or having losses due to copycats/competitors/sabotage, etc.)
what they need or want help with
the partnership offer –and if they have/had a particular ‘shark’ (of our 5) in mind
business structure
how they are supporting themselves since we don’t use money
debt
bankable assets (not for us to consider as leverage/’exit’, but which they might have an easy time converting into something that could support their ongoing work, if need be)
issues with competitors
if they need to expand or relocate any facilities
if they are disrupting harmful industries… or just have a disruptive tech’ in general, etc.
if humans passed any laws forbidding their technology/product/service/expansion/profits/people/anything (which we will love to help them overcome –and not by obeying inappropriate laws humans attempt to enforce / profit off of)

We’ll also ask things such as:

What are they offering the sharks? (Sexy swinger wives, GFs, daughters, kajirae, captures, time at resorts, intel, etc.)
How many customers do they have?
what kind of market analysis did they do?
How many people expressed interest?
Is there more supply or more demand?
Are your employees what you need?
Do you want ICVs to help?
If we invest our expertise and networks in you, what will our ROI be?
For those with a history of, or interest in, ‘flipping’ businesses like some people ‘flip’ houses, we might say: “Doing this for a year or so and moving on to the next great idea is fine, so long as either 1) this is designed to last for only that much time, or 2) you know a qualified member of your company who will then step up to continue with us.”
“As you know, it is our religion and law here that the finest female member or members of your company meet us in person here at least quarterly for business discussions in the Inisfreean manner. Have you brought any photos or video clips of them for us to take a look at and choose from, or, even better, are any of them in the waiting hall and ready to walk in and pose?”
What excites you about working with Inisfreeans?
Have you filed/registered with the USPTO or another nation’s equivalent?
Would you like to file/register with the ICPTO?

What we look for:

a clear understanding of their business, financials (if any/applicable), etc.
genuine positivity about meeting and doing business with us in our way
not treatments of symptoms, but natural cures of root causes
things NOT patented if a cure, as patents indicate an alteration of nature, thus an overcomplication (meaning you have to change something so that it is not found in nature, thus making it patentable, and cures are typically things we are used to touching or digesting on a genetic/ancestral level, not changed in millennia, if ever)
Finally, a ‘shark’ might ask the rhetorical question, ‘thinking out loud’, “Can I work with you?; do we jive? Inisfree is all about compatibility as people, not just on one level, so you and I have to really click before we can do anything.”

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2024 July 6 Saturday updates:

“How long do you want to be doing this?”
“Do you want to transition into upper management, or have my people help you find people for that?”
“Is there an exit strategy?”
“If we want your business to continue for decades or longer, what should that look like, in your view?”
“Do you have any R&D you’d like us to facilitate or expedite?”
“In case you don’t know, in this realm we always have the most compatible member or members of the companies that get to do business here… come here for quarterly meetings. Is that gonna be you, and/or do you have some dossiers we can take a look at during this pitch or during our due diligence?”

Auz loves most the deals which include educating the most Outlanders on what is actually healthful, polite, and logical, so he’ll ask at least one question about that.
Mered loves most the deals which include stable rapid scaling so she can reach more of the colonies her corporation services.
Virg loves most the deals which include technological safety measures reducing the chance that any dangerous device might ever hurt a good person / cause collateral damage.
Emm loves most the deals which include openness to developing product variants more tailored to specific types of superhumans.
Cor loves most the deals which include simple proven business models.
So it isn’t so much about equity or royalties or other financial incentives to any of us.

Auz will ask/push for better conditions and training for employees, and variants which can better appeal to the rest of the people allied with him.
Mer will ask/push for a variant that can better function during Space travel and on worlds with different conditions than Earth’s.
Vir will ask/push for a variant that can be weaponized, or a variant that can otherwise better help military personnel.
Emm will ask/push for a variant that is only meant for ‘mutantkind’ (such as something humans, as generally less strong creatures, could not use even of they stole it from a ‘mutant’).
Cor will ask/push for a variant that is more affordable to average humans still working hard to rebuild the better parts of the civilization that was cleared away back in 2013.

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In Closing:

Some presenters are Outlanders.
Some are returning guests or residents of Inisfree.

We end (each presentation/discussion of each episode) on a positive note; “Go out of here proud of what you’ve done.” You’ll likely hear some words of encouragement like that, even if you didn’t get a deal. Inisfreeans lean toward the uplifting as much as they feel is right.

The female ‘sharks’ will kiss anyone if they make a deal, and sleep with anyone after the show if they made a deal (though, this being Inisfree, if they like other things about the person, they will likely sleep with them not to congratulate them, but just to share that level of loving holistic experience). Auz will kiss any female he makes a deal with (if she is interested), and, after the show, sleep with any female he made a deal with (again, obviously only if the pitchers (presenters) want this).

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Example Offers:

*Like in the original USA Shark Tank show, the offer is always for the amount of money/support asked for, just with negotiated trade-offs, such as higher equity/stock.

Each of our ‘sharks’ tends to offer a variety of assistance based in / out of/from the realm/s he/she does the most business in.

Auz v’H’: might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with any of his dozens to hundreds of corporations/subsidiaries –and which do business across the entire Universe/Megaverse; instant intergalactic/dimensional opportunities. Example remark: “I’ll offer you a one-week, expedited, 3D-printing based, scaling-up of your operation… in exchange for 33% equity… and I’ll put your product/s on shelves in my grocery store / mall, guaranteeing you that millions more people from all around this world and many other worlds will see them on a regular basis –and those millions of people trust what I put in my retail locations; they will try it.”
Cordelia Frost: might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several major corporations/subsidiaries of her affluential family in the rebuilt United States region/theater (New California, New Montana, New Texas, New Georgia) –and which do business worldwide; instant global opportunities. Example remark: “I’ll… get you on shelves and billboards in every state in the U.S. within the month.”
Emma Frost: might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several ‘mutant-friendly’ corporations/organizations/empires on multiple continents, such as Genosha/Magneto; instant global opportunities. Example remark: “I’ll… get you ‘in’ with all the most-powerful superhuman companies and collectives around the world within weeks.”
Meredith Vickers: might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several major businesses on/between other worlds or even other solar systems; instant interplanetary/stellar opportunities. Example remark: “I’ll… have your product/service known as a household name on a hundred other planets and moons by season’s end.”
Virginia Potts: might offer a business/presenter guaranteed business/growth/sales with several major defense contractors/corporations in the rebuilt United States region/theater –and which do business worldwide; instant global opportunities. Example remark: “I’ll… establish lasting, lucrative business relations directly between you and the top manufacturers and distributors of this type of goods, and then step back to let you re-take the reins.”

Auz can send ICVs to persuade or mind-override when competitors aren’t accepting negotiations or when they want more money than the presenter can give them.

Auz is intergalactic and interdimensional,
Meredith is interstellar,
Virginia is interplanetary (because Stark Industries has done work on other worlds, such as the moon where Thanos was),
Emma is global,
and Cordelia is international. So when someone wants to focus on local first, they choose Cordelia, etc..

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2024 July 6 Saturday adds:

“I’m gonna make you an offer; _, …but it is contingent upon me or one of my people getting to meet your team, and any of them who have values or habits not compatible with those of myself and my fellows here in Inisfree, we either prepare them for severance packages from your company, or we get each a life-coach to help better balance their lifestyles so we know they are more likely to remain your employees for the long-run.”
“People who come here are almost always done having kids,” I (Auz) pause and shift my gaze to my wife, Meredith, who is already knowing where I am going with this, so she smiles and gives me a loving glance before returning her attention to her notepad and the presenter/s, and then I look back at the presenter/s, “but most humans colonizing other worlds obviously are Not done having kids, and I know your product will be wonderful for them, so if my lovely Meredith over there wasn’t already leaning in favor of making you an offer, I hope I can somehow tip the scales in favor of that.”
“Your product is perfect for our commercial flying saucers fleet.” …

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Successful and Unsuccessful Business Partnerships:

From 2025 to/through 2100, there were 76 seasons of this show. Each season had ~12 episodes; almost always one per month, excluding the 13th month on the Inisfreean calendar, as that month is considered a vacation/rest/holiday. (That makes ~912 episodes during the 21st century.) In each episode, there were a few different presenters (individuals or small groups), some of those presenters were advised/declined, and some were made offers to. (There have been, during those 912 episodes, some ~2,736 presenters/groups.)

Just like on the original Shark Tank, a little more than half of the presenters get an offer/deal, on average they exchange ~25% of their equity/company/control for that deal, and on average that lets them pocket/receive ~1/4 of a million U.S. dollars in “boost capital” (or the equivalent thereof, such as in the form of ICVs doing free rapid builds/expansions/analyses for them, etc., and which the presenter/s always, in one way or another, end/s up paying back –i.e. by continuing to make profits, grow their business, help more people, etc.). This means that, from 2025 to/through 2100, ~1,532 presenters/groups got an offer/deal, and our five ‘sharks’ donated a total of ~$400,000,000. Year by year (a.k.a. show-season by show-season), that figure was ~$5,263,158 –or ~$438,597/month (a.k.a. per episode), and –on average– ~$150,000 per presenter.

Of the ~1,532 who got an offer/deal during those years/seasons, many chose to stay Earth-based before considering expansion off-world, so some of our ‘sharks’ got more agreements from those they made offers to. Since Cordelia joined half a decade after the first three ‘sharks’, her deal-numbers below will reflect that. Since Meredith joined ~3/4 of a century later, she has made/gotten the fewest deals.

Emma: 390 deals accepted
Virginia: 385 deals accepted
Auz: 374 deals accepted
Cordelia: 349 deals accepted
Meredith: 34 deals accepted

(1,532 offers/deals during 76 years = 20 or more deals made each of those years; 1 or 2 deals made per episode. Auz, Emma, and Virginia were present for all 912 episodes, Cordelia for 852, and Meredith for 60; 912+912+912+852+60 = 3,648… and 60/3,648 = ~.02, while 852/3,648 = .23, and 912/3,648 = .25, meaning Auz, Emma, and Virginia each had ~25% of the chances to make deals, Cordelia had ~23%, and Meredith had ~2%.)

Depending on how you measure success (growth, profits, free advertising, offers resulting from publicity, etc.), it is fair to say that ~90% continue to be successes after making a deal with one of these ‘sharks’.

Here are some of the industries/results of those deals:

products ending up on the shelves of Inisfree’s grocery store
products ending up on the shelves of Inisfree’s shopping mall
products ending up in use at/during Inisfree’s raves
products ending up in use at/in Inisfree’s night-clubs
products ending up in use at/in Inisfree’s underwater areas
products ending up in use at/on Inisfree’s waterways/lakes
products/services ending up in use on/during one/some of Auz’s expeditions
products/services ending up in use on/during one/some of Inisfree’s research projects
products/services ending up in use by/via the ICC or one of the SSPs
products/services ending up in use at/in Attilan, Genosha, Madripoor, and/or other ‘mutant’/superhuman countries
flying cars and/or other aircraft evolutions being added to those available at Inisfree’s aerospaceport/s
new/existing businesses opening up a new retail location in one of the colonies beyond the Earth
new/existing businesses opening up a new regional office in one of the skyscrapers of downtown Inisfree
sexy females from a new Outlands business partner/region being funneled in to Inisfree’s training program/s
Inisfreean wisdom portions starting to be taught via apps and/or school-system upgrades/updates in the Outlands
civilization portions/areas being spared from the otherwise-inevitable/necessary purges/resets/catastrophes

…

2024 July 7 Sunday/+ updates:

Auz’s ~374:
*Hundreds of Auz’s include those he approved for Inisfree before this show was dreamed up (some already lucrative, not needing an investor, but always open to expanding); you won’t see an episode/pitch about them on this show, but deals were still made with their leaders/owners. Only ~374 of the following ~1,310 are those which were pitched on this show.

¡Yo Quiero! (guacamole, etc.); food/grocery
7th Heaven (chocolates); food/grocery
12 Tides; food/grocery
18 Chestnuts; food/grocery
34 Degrees (crisps; circular thin crackers); food/grocery
100 Coconuts (coconut water); food/grocery
264 Fresco; restaurant
365 Whole Foods Market (candles, cereals, plant-based mac & cheese, whipped topping, etc.); food/grocery
A.A. Borsari (seasonings/spices); food/grocery
A La Maison de Provence (body wash)
A Little Extra; hand-made fabric-jewelry
A Perfect Pear – pear-fig jam, white-chocolate pear sauce, cinnamon-pear jelly, etc.
Aahana’s; food/grocery
Aastey; “ath-leisure-wear”
Abbot’s; food/grocery
Abe’s (muffins, pound-cakes); food/grocery
Abercrombie & Fitch: trendy, high-end, casual-rich couture
Abercrombie Kids: luxury casual attire (for smaller humanoids)
ABS Protein Pancake Mix –veganized
Actual Veggies; food/grocery
Acure (coconut & argan shampoo bar); food/grocery
Adam & Eve: sex toys conglomerate
Aeropostale: casual attire made with light-weight fabrics
Affliction: couture casual biker and boxer/MMA attire for girls
Akua; food/grocery
Alden’s Organic; food/grocery
Alessi (seasonings/spices); food/grocery
Alexia; food/grocery
All Vegetarian (vegan); food/grocery
Allie’s vegan pizzeria; restaurant
Almond Breeze; food/grocery
Aloha Bay (candles); food/grocery
Aloha Poke Bar; restaurant
Alpha (nuggets); food/grocery
Alpha Tamale; food/grocery
Alt Co; plant-based dairy products
Alternative Baking Company; food/grocery
Amikno – Know Your Food (test strips to confirm if vegan, etc.); food/grocery
Amrita (banana chips); food/grocery
Ancient Provisions (vegan cheddar-like crackers); food/grocery
Andean Dream; food/grocery
Anderson House – Frontier Soups; food/grocery
Andy Nguyen’s Vegetarian Restaurant – Sacramento; restaurant
A’Maree’s: high-end fashions
American Eagle Outfitters: casual couture
Ampan: a product made from agricultural waste for building construction
Amy & Brian; food/grocery
Amy’s; food/grocery
Angie’s popcorn; food/grocery
Anglo American PLC: mining (because I’m using this to help find/clear ways to ruins, such as the giant subway/tunnels system/s)
Annie; Braille-literacy device
Annie Chun’s; food/grocery
Annie’s (cookies; Bunny Grahams, red-lentil spirals, etc.); food/grocery
Araujo’s Plant Powered; restaurant
aromatherapy; various items/devices
Arrowhead Mills (flours); food/grocery
Arte Gastronómico Ushuaia; restaurant
Artinci; zero-sugar desserts
Artisan Tropic; food/grocery
Artisana Organics (nut-butters); food/grocery
Ascot Chang: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Asda; food/grocery
AshaPops; food/grocery
Ashley Madison: cheaters & swingers hook-up site
Ashley’s: high-end furniture, bedroom sets, and accessories
Aston Martin Lagonda Limited: luxury automobile company
Atlas Monroe Plant Based Foods
Atoria’s (naan varieties); food/grocery
Audi AG: luxury automobiles company
Aura Bora Herbal Sparkling Water – with extracts of herbs, fruits, and flowers; food/grocery
Auracacia (organic chakra-balancing roll-on essential-oils in colorful cylinders/tubes, looked like incense from a distance); food/grocery
Automobiles Ettore Bugatti: luxury automobiles company
Automobili Lamborghini SPA: luxury automobiles company
Avo Cafe; restaurant
Bach Remedies (flower essences; mini bottles like Essential Oils); food/grocery
Back to Basics (vegan jerky); food/grocery
Back to Nature; food/grocery
backpack (collapsible) bicycle
Bad Kitty: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Baker’s Edge – Kitchen Innovations: brownie baking pan/tray with lines almost all the way across, forming serpentine of brownies, thus even baking, no border-edge, no gooey center, etc.
Bakery DuJour (vegan croissants); food/grocery
Bala Bangles Workout Weights
Bambi Vegan Tacos – Sacramento; restaurant
Bamboo India; bamboo products
Bambooee – The Reuseable Eco-Friendly Paper Towel
Banana Joe; food/grocery
Bang Bang Cafe; restaurant
Banza (chickpea linguine; food/grocery
Baobab Polo Shirts – longer-lasting than regular Polos, and now made to ‘hug’ the tits of Inisfreean women
Barbara’s (cereal); food/grocery
Barilla; food/grocery
Barlean’s (oils); food/grocery
Barnana; food/grocery
Barnes & Noble: books, CDs, and magazines
Barrel & Branch (seasonings/spices); food/grocery
Bartisans; just for their mocktails (not their cocktails)
Barvecue; food/grocery
Bavarian Motor Works (BMW): luxury automobiles company
Baycliff Co, Inc. | Sushi Chef; food/grocery
BeatBox Beverages
Beautiful People: attractive-only hook-up site
Bed, Bath, & Beyond: bathroom, bedroom, living-room, and fragrance accessories
BedJet Heating & Cooling for Beds
Bee Free Honee – Honey Alternative Made With Apples
BE-Hive (slices); food/grocery
Beleaf; food/grocery
Bella Sun Luci; food/grocery
Ben & Esther’s Vegan Delicatessen; restaurant
Ben & Jerry’s; food/grocery
Bentley Motors Limited: luxury automobile company
Bernhardt: high-end furniture, bedroom sets, and accessories
Better Bites; food/grocery
Better Chew; food/grocery
Better Homes & Gardens (candles low wide with golden lids); food/grocery
Better than Bouillon; food/grocery
Bettergoods; food/grocery
Betty Crocker (mixes, now veganized); food/grocery
Beyond Meat; food/grocery
Beyond Popcorn Chicken; food/grocery
Beyond Steak; food/grocery
Beyond Sushi – Vegan Sushi and Catering
BFree Foods (soft white rolls); food/grocery
Bhakti (chai); food/grocery
Biena; food/grocery
Big Mountain (breakfast bites; patties); food/grocery
Big Picture (olives); food/grocery
Bigelow (tea); food/grocery
Bigfoot Natural Café; restaurant
BigMoon Power: electricity from tidal power (waves-based hydroelectric)
Bilderberg Group: nearly every construction product and major project
Billabong: high-end surfer-wear; wet-suits, snorkels, bikinis, etc.
Bin22 (of Jackson); restaurant
Bionaturae (tomato paste); food/grocery
Birch Benders (frostings, mixes); food/grocery
Bird’s Eye; food/grocery
Bitchin’ (sauces); food/grocery
Bitsy’s (graham crackers); food/grocery
Black Milk: high-end costumes, dresses, leggings, and swimwear
Black Walnut Cafe; restaurant
Blackbird (pizzas); food/grocery
Blade: the Uber of the skies
BlenditUp (vegan honey); food/grocery
Bloodbath & Beyond: humanimal-hunting sporting goods store
Blossoming Lotus; restaurant
Blue Diamond (Almond Breeze milk); food/grocery
Blue Elephant; food/grocery
Blue Monkey (coconut water); food/grocery
Blueland: cleaning tablets and permanent spray bottles; so no more buying new bottles every time and then trashing or recycling them –as long as the citric acid is from fruit, not mold
Boar’s Head (for Dill Pickle Hummus, Sweet Chili Garlic Hummus, etc.); food/grocery
Bobo’s (bars); food/grocery
Bob’s Red Mill (cornbread mix, egg-replacer mix, instant rolled oats, oat crackers, soup mix, etc.); food/grocery
Body Peace Clothing: a range of eco-friendly clothes from bamboo
Boca; food/grocery
Bohana Popped Water Lily Seeds
Bolani; food/grocery
Bolder Chips; food/grocery
Bolthouse Farms; food/grocery
Bombas – Athletic Socks –just without any wool (i.e. animal products of any kind)
Bonne Maman; food/grocery
Boom Chicka Pop; food/grocery
Booty Queen Apparel – accentuate a woman’s form
Born Simple (broth in squeeze bottles/tubes); food/grocery
Bosh!; food/grocery
Bottega Veneta: high-end eyewear, dresses, footwear, and leather fashions
Boulart (ciabatta puff-squares (for sandwiches) wrapped); food/grocery
Boulder Canyon; food/grocery
Bourdon House: upper-crust (highest end) men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Boxed Water is Better; food/grocery
Brad’s (dried-/seasoned-kale varieties); food/grocery
Bragg; food/grocery
Brave Robot; food/grocery
breeding entire towns for Inisfreean enjoyment/needs
Breyers; food/grocery
BuaTong Thai Vegan – Fresno; restaurant
Bubbies Fine Foods; food/grocery
Bubly; food/grocery
Buckle: (a variant of Abercrombie) an American fashion retailer selling clothing, footwear, and accessories for men, women, and children
Buddha Belly Burger – Sacramento; restaurant
Bueno Foods; food/grocery
Bulwark (cider); food/grocery
Bumpin Blends; food/grocery
Burger Patch – Sacramento; restaurant
Burt’s Bees; food/grocery
businesses of A.I.s
businesses of Abrasax
businesses of Aghartans
businesses of Aldebarans
businesses of Anunnaki
businesses of Apsaras (previously spelled Asparas)
businesses of Asari
businesses of Asgardians (restoring/repairing Asgard)
businesses of Atlanteans
businesses of Attilans
businesses of Bilderbergs
businesses of Cecaelia
businesses of Demi-deities
businesses of Draenei
businesses of Dragons
businesses of Elementals: Djinn (liquid), Dryads (solids/golems), Sylphs (air/gas) (with Angels and Fairies being fire/plasma Elementals)
businesses of Elves (Lemurians): Blood (Caucasian, blonde or redhead), Drow (gray-skinned, white-haired), Eldar (Space-faring), Night (lavender-skinned, hair-colors range from green through blue to purple), Woodland (Caucasian, blonde, brunette, or redhead)
businesses of Fairies
businesses of Fauns
businesses of Germans of Base 211 and Dark Fleet; the 4th Reich (e.g. the ICC)
businesses of Harvesters
businesses of Hawaiians (actual; elven, native; not the modern/gluttons/moody/ogre-like)
businesses of Hosts
businesses of Illithids
businesses of Illuminati (good scientists slandered by the anti-knowledge pro-weakness death-cults such as xian-ity)
businesses of Jotun
businesses of Kryptonians
businesses of Lyrans
businesses of Majesdanians
businesses of Mayans
businesses of Merfolk
businesses of Native Americans
businesses of Necromongers
businesses of Nordics
businesses of Nymphs
businesses of Pantherans
businesses of Registered Companions
businesses of Reptilians; Naga, etc.
businesses of Seiliu
businesses of Shapeshifters
businesses of Tamaraneans
businesses of Thanagarians
businesses of Themyscirans
businesses of Transformers
businesses of Valyrians
businesses of Vampires
businesses of Vanir
businesses of Witches, Wizards, & Sorcerers, etc.
businesses of Zada‘s Kind
Butter Barn Butter (cookies); food/grocery
Buttercloth Shirts – comfortable flexible/stretchable button-down dress-shirts – now made to ‘hug’ the tits of Inisfreean women
Butternut Mountain Farm (maple syrup); food/grocery
Cafe Rio; restaurant
Caragreen; eco-friendly boxes
C’È LUCE & REGALE: boutique interior design studio specializing in luxury draperies, swag valance curtains, and window treatments
Cadillac Motor Car Division: luxury automobiles company
Cado; food/grocery
Caesar’s Kitchen; food/grocery
Caju Love; food/grocery
Calvin Klein Underwear: high-end male undergarments
Cape Cod chips; food/grocery
Cappello’s; food/grocery
Captain Vegan, at Bruce Trent Farmers Market; food truck
Cara Mia (artichoke hearts); food/grocery
Cascadian Farm; food/grocery
Caulipower; food/grocery
Cave Shake Paleo Diet Shakes
Cavi-Art (vegan caviar); food/grocery
Cedarlane Foods (no-egg salad); food/grocery
Celestial Seasonings; food/grocery
Ceres; food/grocery
ChagaRoot; restaurant
Chanel: high-end fashions
Chao; food/grocery
Chebe (focaccia mix, etc.); food/grocery
Cheetos (red/”flammin’ “, and white-cheddar jalapeño, both veganized); food/grocery
Chef in Black – Chinese dressing / food-seasoning
Chef Kenny’s Asian Vegan Restaurant
Chi (ground pork); food/grocery
Chickapea; food/grocery
Chill Soda – healthy alternative, by Dan Mackey
Chloe’s; food/grocery
Chocolove (chocolate bars, chips); food/grocery
Chocomize – Custom Chocolate Bars
Chosen Foods (cooking sprays, etc.); food/grocery
Chu Minh Tofu and Vegan Deli; restaurant
Ciao Bella; food/grocery
Cinnaholic Cinnamon Roll Dessert Shop
Circadian Optics: sunlight-like color and brightness in stylish desk-lamp form, perfect for Antarctic research stations, colonies on worlds with very different starlight, military submarines, etc.
Clean South; food/grocery
Clif Bar & Company; food/grocery
Clo-Clo Vegan Foods; food/grocery
cock-and-balls-shaped xmas lights
Coco Love; food/grocery
Coco Taps – Coconut Drill and Tap
Cocobear; food/grocery
Cocofit; coconut-based beverages
Coconut Bowls: bowls made from coconut
Coconut Girl Paleo Desserts – dairy-free squares
Colavita; food/grocery
Color Kitchen (sprinkles, mixes); food/grocery
Compass Mykonos: Greek (from Greece); restaurant
Compassionate Kitchen (biscuit mix, etc.); food/grocery
Cool Foods Co. (bacon bits); food/grocery
Coolhaus; food/grocery
Coombs Family Farms (maple syrup); food/grocery
Cosmic Bliss; food/grocery
Country Archer Provisions (just for their vegan jerky); food/grocery
Country Crock; food/grocery
Country Life (vegan supplements –maybe); food/grocery
CPK: Pizza (from the U.S.); restaurant
Crafty Counter (WunderEggs –flavor needs work); food/grocery
Craig’s Vegan; restaurant
Craize (sweet-corn toasted-corn crackers); food/grocery
Create Good Foods; food/grocery
Creative Nature (banana-bread baking-mix, etc.); food/grocery
Credo; food/grocery
Crofter’s; food/grocery
Crossroads Kitchen; restaurant
Crummies; food/grocery
Cucina & Amore (artichoke hearts marinated); food/grocery
Cucina Antica; food/grocery
Cucina Classica (cheeses, now veganized); food/grocery
Cup Board Pro: cutting board with more-logical design for quicker/automatic cleanup
Culture POP Soda; food/grocery
Cutting Vedge; food/grocery
Cybele’s (cookies); food/grocery
Daffy: app –a not-for-profit fintech app reimagining the donor-advised fund. Users can easily invest in donor-advised funds for a surprisingly low amount of capital.
Daikon Vegan Sushi; restaurant
Daiya; food/grocery
Dandies (flavored marshmallow varieties); food/grocery
Dang (rice chips (discs like Checkers)); food/grocery
Dave’s Gourmet; food/grocery
Dave’s Killer (bread, bars, etc.); food/grocery
D’chica; innerwear for teenage girls
De La Calle; food/grocery
Deep Indian Kitchen; food/grocery
Delallo (artichoke bruschetta, etc.); food/grocery
Deliciou: a vegetarian (now veganized) bacon flavored seasoning
Delicious & Sons; food/grocery
Delighted By Hummus – Sweet Dessert Hummus
Dell’Amore; food/grocery
Desert Provisions; food/grocery
Deux: Good-for-You Cookie Dough
Diana’s (ice cream on stick); food/grocery
Dior: upper-crust (highest end) fashions
Dirty Lettuce; restaurant
Divvies (cupcakes); food/grocery
Dobrá Tea; tea shop and restaurant
Doisy & Dam; food/grocery
Dolce & Gabbana: high-end fashions, eyewear, and footwear
Dollop Gourmet Frosting – Natural, Organic, and Vegan
Down 2 Earth Plant Based Cuisine DTLV; restaurant
Dr. Bronner’s (toothpaste); food/grocery
Dr. McDougall’s; food/grocery
Dr. Praeger’s; food/grocery
Dreyer’s; food/grocery
Drew’s Organics; food/grocery
Driscoll’s; food/grocery
DrTung’s (vegan dental floss); food/grocery
Dude Products Inc.: flushable, hypoallergenic, and fragrance-free toilet wipes (“Dude Wipes”) for men. –an environmentally friendly alternative to toilet paper and baby wipes. –made from plant-based fibers, infused with aloe and vitamin E, and free of alcohol, parabens, and fragrance
Dufour; food/grocery
Duncan Hines (mixes, now veganized); food/grocery
Earnest Eats (outmeal tubs, Snacking Avocado varieties, etc.); food/grocery
Earth Balance (vegan Cheez-It-inspired, butters, etc.); food/grocery
Earth Grown (burgers); food/grocery
Earth Paste (toothpaste); food/grocery
Earthbound Farm; food/grocery
Earth’s Daughter (aloe vera gel); food/grocery
Eastern Standard Provisions Co. (unique soft pretzels); food/grocery
Eat Gud; food/grocery
Eat Just (JUST Egg); food/grocery
Eat Meati; food/grocery
Eat the Change; food/grocery
Eat the V; restaurant
Ecco Bella – Boon Broth (vegan bone-broth); food/grocery
Ecto Hand Planes: a bodysurfing hand-plane that’s made from recycled surfboards
Eden (apple-butter, garbanzo beans canned, etc.); food/grocery*
Eden Foods; food/grocery –same as just-Eden (above)?*
Edward & Sons; food/grocery
Edwards Desserts; food/grocery
El Burrito Mexican Food Products; food/grocery
El Cantaro Vegan Taqueria – Sacramento; restaurant
El Cocinero; restaurant
Element Bars – Customizable Energy Bars
Elite Model Management: modeling agency with offices in New York, Los Angeles, Miami, & Toronto
Ellyndale; food/grocery
Elmhurst (vegan sour cream); food/grocery
EmazingLights: specialty apparel, especially light-show gloves; for clubs/raves, etc.
Emerald Cove (seaweed); food/grocery
Emmy’s (cookies); food/grocery
Ener-G (egg-replacer mix); food/grocery
Enjoy Life (cookies, chocolate chips/chunks/morsels, etc.); food/grocery
Enjoy Pure Food + Drink; restaurant (where ~Ariel-manifesting/ed was)
EO Products (Essential Oils-based shower gel, etc.); food/grocery
Eris; restaurant
Erotissch; lingerie and swimwear –hideous Outlander models/images, but interesting concepts/bases –and start of the idea to make diaphanous lingerie-like bikinis and other swimsuits for females
Escada: high-end fashions
Esti; food/grocery
Every Body Eat (Cheese-Less crackers; vegan Cheez-It); food/grocery
Everytable Healthy Fast Food
Everything Legendary; (vegan burger) food/grocery
Evolved (“cups”); food/grocery
Explore Cuisine; food/grocery
Face Yoga Anti-aging Facial Exercises
Famous Dave’s Bar-B-Que; restaurant
Farmer’s Market (organic pumpkin puree canned, etc.); food/grocery
Farmhouse Culture (dill-pickle “kraut krisps”); food/grocery
FarmRich; food/grocery
Farmwise; food/grocery
Faux Lox; food/grocery
FBomb (nut-butter); food/grocery
Fendi: upper-crust (highest end) fur and leather fashions
Ferrari N.V.: luxury automobiles company
Ferrero Rocher (truffles); food/grocery
Field Day coconut water; food/grocery
Field Roast; food/grocery
Fiji; food/grocery
Fillo’s (individual tamales precooked, and infused-beans packets); food/grocery
Fine & Raw (chocolates, chocolate bars, etc.); food/grocery
Fit n Flex; healthy snacking and cereal
Flackers; food/grocery
Fleshlight
Flora (oils); food/grocery*
Flora Professional (plant butters); food/grocery –same as just-Flora (above)?*
Floret; restaurant
Foddies: a specialty food brand for people with food intolerance and allergies (seasonings, southern-fried coating, etc.); food/grocery
Follow Your Heart (cheeses, salad dressings); food/grocery
Foodies (burgers, pumfu; tofu made from pumpkin seeds, pumpkin-seed PumThins crackers, etc.); food/grocery
Foods Alive (cacao nibs, nooch, sugars); food/grocery
Forager Project (cereal); food/grocery
Ford Models: NY-based agency
Frankies 457; food/grocery
Free Your Head; food/grocery
Free2b (“cups”); food/grocery
Fresh Cravings; food/grocery
Fresh Foods Market – Kroger (rainbow cheese tortellini, multiple colors in same bag); food/grocery
Fresh Gourmet; food/grocery
Frieda’s (wonton wraps/’wrappers’); food/grocery
Fritos; food/grocery
From the Ground Up (chips); food/grocery
Frontier Co-op (seasonings/spices); food/grocery
FrutStix; food/grocery
Frutteria (vegan caviar); food/grocery
Gabila’s (potato knishes); food/grocery
Gameday Couture: custom-sized/-fitted apparel with sports teams names/numbers (upgraded by us: now not for Outlander college teams/players, but teams of Inisfree’s Olympics, and all fabric is diaphanous/translucent)
Gardein; food/grocery
Garden Grill; restaurant
Garden of Eatin’; food/grocery
Garden Veggie Snacks; food/grocery
G.E. Astrospace: an outstanding satellite manufacturer
Genghis Grill: Mongolian (from the U.S.); restaurant
Genius Juice Coconut Smoothies
gentle variant of the Yautja net-cannon; for easier capturing/restraining of kajirae candidates and escaped kajirae without hurting them
Genuine Bavarian (dense thin-sliced breads); food/grocery
Ghetto Gastro; food/grocery
Ghirardelli (baking bars); food/grocery
Gilly Loco; food/grocery
Gimme (sushi nori seaweed wraps); food/grocery
Giorgio Armani: haute businesswoman couture
Girl Meets Dirt; food/grocery
Glacier Brewhouse; restaurant
Gloriously Vegan (nooch); food/grocery
Glutino (Oreo-inspired cookies, etc.); food/grocery
Go-go Dancer Supply: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Go-go Queen: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Godiva Chocolatier: premium chocolates and related products
GoFree Foods (chips); food/grocery
Golden Goods Sandwich and Bake Shop
Golden Star (rice); food/grocery
GoMacro (bars); food/grocery
Good Catch; food/grocery
Good Foods; food/grocery
Good Health (avocado-oil kettle-style chips); food/grocery
Good Planet Foods (snack packs); food/grocery
Good Ramen; restaurant
Good Seed; food/grocery
Good Thins (cracker varieties); food/grocery
Goodie Girl; food/grocery
GoodPop; food/grocery
GoodSam; food/grocery
Gotham Greens; food/grocery
Gotta Have S’more –for Dirig’
Govinda’s Vegan/Vegetarian Cafe; restaurant
Goya; food/grocery
Grace & Lace –started with a women’s boot-sock, grew into a wide range of women’s clothing (pardon the idiotic “we were pregnant” language-fail manhood-fail in one of the videos)
Grain Berry; food/grocery
Grain Trust; food/grocery
Grandma’s Root Cellar by Chef Mama K; restaurant
Granola Butter by Oat Haus
Graze Kitchen; restaurant
Grease Beast (scrub pads); food/grocery
Great Foods (vegan sashimi varieties, needs work); food/grocery
Green & Black’s (chocolate bars); food/grocery
Green Giant; food/grocery
Green Goo (first-aid salve); food/grocery
Green Slice; food/grocery
Green Snacks; healthy snacks
Greenbox Eco-friendly Pizza Box
Grounded Foods (cream cheese); food/grocery
GrowIt; protective farming products
Grown Wooden Eyewear: bamboo and wooden sunglasses
Grunt Entertainment: sex-ed’ and general pornographic DVDs, MKM printed issues, etc.
GTFO It’s Vegan: website; food/grocery
Gucci: high-end fashions, footwear, and luggage
Guild House Serra: finest Registered Companions training organization
Hail Merry (“cups” better than Reese’s, and tart-like lemon version –plus cookie doughs); food/grocery
Halva; food/grocery
Hanley’s; food/grocery
Happiness Cafe; restaurant
Harmless Harvest; food/grocery
Hart House; restaurant
Harvest Beat; restaurant
Harvest Morn (pop-tarts); food/grocery
Harvest Snaps; food/grocery
Health King (teas); food/grocery
Healthy Choice; food/grocery
Healthy Crunch (coconut chips); food/grocery
Healthy Gourmet Kitchen; food/grocery
Healthy Master; healthy munching
Heart Bowls; restaurant
Heavenly Hunks (cookie-bites); food/grocery
H-E-B; food/grocery
Heinz; food/grocery
Helene Rask Modeling: Norwegian models network
Hellenic Farms; food/grocery
Hellmann’s; food/grocery
Hello Prenup: Online Prenuptial Agreement Service
Herdez; food/grocery
Hershey’s (the vegan ones, with improved ingredients, thanks to me); food/grocery
Hey, Hooplah!; food/grocery
High Mountain (wild huckleberry syrup); food/grocery
High Note Cafe; restaurant
Hilary’s (burgers); food/grocery
Himalayan Vegan Organic Restaurant – Sacramento; restaurant
Hippeas; food/grocery
His & Her Bar –aphrodisiac superfood
Hodo (scramble); food/grocery
Hollister: casual rich beachwear
Hoo Haa Headphones: headphones with a retractable lead
Hooray Foods; food/grocery
Hope (dips); food/grocery
Hot Mama’s (salsa); food/grocery
House of Bijan: upper-crust (highest end) men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Hugo Boss: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Humble (chips); food/grocery
Humm!; food/grocery
Hummingbird: raw superfood “blendies” to add to your smoothie
Hummuna (hummuses); food/grocery
Hungry Planet (vegan crab-cakes, etc.); food/grocery
Hunt’s; food/grocery
Hussy: bikinis (and other swimwear), burlesque outfits, lingerie, sexy Halloween costumes, and skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
i Heart Raves: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Ian’s (italian-style panko bread-crumbs); food/grocery
Icelandic Glacial (water); food/grocery
identifying and removing/euthanizing trees and other plants that were modified inappropriately by humans; GMOs, etc.
iFork Flatware That Never Touches The Table
iLove Snacks; food/grocery
IllumiBowl – Toilet Night Light
Ilumi – World’s Smartest Lightbulb (remote/wireless plus color changing)
Imagine organic soups; food/grocery
IMG: modeling agency with offices in New York City, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Paris, and Sydney
Immaculate (biscuits); food/grocery
Immi Eats (ramen); food/grocery
Impossible; food/grocery
IncrEdible Spoons by IncrEdible Eats –edible cutlery
Indigo Burger; restaurant
Ink Flip Printer Ink Refills
InnovAsian; food/grocery
International Delight (chai in cartons); food/grocery
Interplanetary Corporate Conglomerate (ICC): the backbone of the SSP
iReTron Device Recycling
Island Fresh (coconut oil); food/grocery
Italianavera; food/grocery
Ithaca hummus; food/grocery
Ito En; food/grocery
Jack & Annie’s; food/grocery
Jack’s Paleo Kitchen (soft cookies); food/grocery
Jackson’s (chips); food/grocery*
Jackson’s Honest Potato Chips; food/grocery –same as just-Jackson’s (above)?*
Jada Spices; food/grocery
Jaguar Cars: luxury automobiles company
JD’s Vegan (ice cream); food/grocery
Jeff’s Garden (sliced peppers, etc.); food/grocery
Jeff’s Naturals; food/grocery
Jennies Macaroons (coconut bites); food/grocery
JewelBox; lab-grown diamond jewelry (modified for non-jewelry)
Jimalie Coconut Products: a range of premium quality coconut products
Joan Bergin: sexy couture costumes
Joe’s Parkway Market (cheeses, now veganized); food/grocery
John Norman’s: kajira fashions; camisks, diaphanous slave silks, bondage ropes and knot-tying booklets, etc.
Jolly Llama; food/grocery
Joolies (dates syrup); food/grocery
Josie’s Best (crepe mix, etc.); food/grocery
Jovial (einkorn cookies); food/grocery
Juicy Couture: vibrant vicuna couture track-suits for jogging or pajama parties
Junkless (now without canola oil); food/grocery
Just Ice Tea; food/grocery
Just Nuts; food/grocery
Just The Cheese Snack Bars – crunchy bars based on the edges of grilled cheese that get overcooked (veganized, of course)
JUST Water; food/grocery
Justin’s (Reese’s-like); food/grocery
Kajirae Acquisitions: largest interplanetary trader organization from Gor
Kallo (soup-stock cubes); food/grocery
Kalyx Sports Bras – designed to help with exercise-induced breast-pain
Kashi; food/grocery*
Kashi Go; food/grocery –same as just-Kashi (above)?*
Kati Vegan Thai; restaurant
Katz (vegan pot pies, Twinkies); food/grocery
Kettle (chips); food/grocery
Kettle & Fire; food/grocery
KG Agrotech; ag’ innovations
Ki’ Xocolatl; restaurant
Kibo by Trestle Labs; OCR
Kiiwik; restaurant
Kikkoman (panko japanese-style bread-crumbs, tempura-batter mix, sauces); food/grocery
KIN Apparel Satin Lined Hoodies
KIND Snacks (bars, cereals, ice creams); food/grocery
King Arthur Baking Company (flours, mixes); food/grocery
Kinnikinnick (doughnuts); food/grocery
KinRose Care (aloe vera gel); food/grocery
Kirkland Signature (sparkling waters); food/grocery
Kitchen & Love; food/grocery
KitchenAid (mixer with attachments); food/grocery
Kite Hill; food/grocery
Kleinfeld Bridal: high-end couture ballroom gowns
Kodiak Cakes’ (Plant-Based Classic Pancake & Waffle Mix, granola bars, etc.); food/grocery
Koja: a range of superfood toppers
Komo (potpie); food/grocery
Konscious; food/grocery
Koparo; coconut-based cleaning products
Koyo (tofu miso ramen); food/grocery
Krave; food/grocery
Kronos: precision-milled putters
La Boulangerie (super-flaky croissant-toast); food/grocery
La Croix (now with “natural flavors” specified); food/grocery
La Fabbrica della Pasta; food/grocery
La Jacka – Fresno; restaurant
La Pasta Inc.; food/grocery
La Tortilla Factory; food/grocery
Lake Missoula Tea Company; food/grocery
Lakewood (pure black cherry juice); food/grocery
Laoban (for Livin’ on the Vedge dumplings, bao buns, etc.); food/grocery
Lärabar; food/grocery
L’Arpège: French (from Paris); restaurant
Late July Snacks (blue-corn dippers); food/grocery
Laura Ann’s Jams; food/grocery
Lay’s; food/grocery
Lazy Cow Bakery; restaurant
Leah’s Better Bites (a.k.a. Better Bites Bakery); food/grocery
Lee Kum Kee; food/grocery
Lenny & Larry’s (cookies); food/grocery
Lesley Stowe (crisps varieties); food/grocery
Lesser Evil (popcorn varieties); food/grocery
Let’s Do… Organic (arrowroot starch/powder, coconut flour, sweetened condensed coconut milk, etc.); food/grocery
Let’s Try; healthy snacks
Lightlife; food/grocery
Like Meat; food/grocery
Lilly Bean (mixes); food/grocery
Lilly’s Baking Company (regulach varieties); food/grocery
Lily’s (baking bars, “cups”, etc.); food/grocery
Lindt & Sprüngli Group: premium chocolates and confections
Lindy’s; food/grocery
Lite-Netics – Magnetic Holiday and Christmas Lights
Live Plantfully (bacon); food/grocery
Llama Brew – Plant Food Made From Llama Manure (as/for a liquid fertilizer, similar concept to “compost tea”)
Loewe: upper-crust (highest end) leather fashions
Log Cabin (maple syrup); food/grocery
Loma Linda; food/grocery
Loro Piana: high-end fashions
Lotus Bakeries NV (Biscoff airplane cookies –originally called Speculoos); food/grocery
Lotus Foods; food/grocery
Louis Vuitton: upper-crust (highest end) couture fashions, eye-wear, and ballroom gowns
Louisville Vegan Jerky Company; food/grocery
Love, Corn; food/grocery
Love Grown (cereals); food/grocery
Lovebird; food/grocery
Loving Hut; restaurant
Lucky Foods; food/grocery
Luna & Larry’s Coconut Bliss; food/grocery
Lundberg Family Farms (rice chips, etc.); food/grocery
Lu’s Vegan Tamales; restaurant
Luv Butter; food/grocery
Luvottica; lovemaking furniture
Luxy: rich-elite hook-up app
Mad Lab (cracker varieties); food/grocery
Made Good; food/grocery
Madly Hadley; food/grocery
Maggiano’s: Italian (from Texas); restaurant
Magnum (bars, ice cream); food/grocery
making copies of books we approved to have in Inisfree… so hardcopies can be spread and shared throughout the world/s, translated into Elvish, Asari, etc.
Manik Bal; restaurant
Manitoba Harvest; food/grocery
Maple Craft; food/grocery
Maple Grove Farms; food/grocery
MaraNatha; food/grocery
Marella (organic durum wheat pasta, multiple colors in same bag); food/grocery
Mark of the Beastro; restaurant
Mars Candy: confections
Martinelli’s (sparkling cider); food/grocery
Marukan (vinegars); food/grocery
Mary’s Gone Cheezee (vegan Cheez-It); food/grocery
Mary’s Gone Crackers (numerous); food/grocery
Maserati: luxury automobiles company
Mason Dixie; food/grocery
Mateo’s (salsas); food/grocery
Maven’s Creamery Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches
Maxine’s Heavenly; food/grocery
May Wah; food/grocery
Maya Kaimal (dal, etc.); food/grocery
Mayacamas (savory-herb gravy-mix, etc.); food/grocery
Mayawell; food/grocery
McCormick; food/grocery
McLaren Automotive: luxury automobiles company
Meat the Mushroom (bacon); food/grocery
Mediterranean Market by Divina; food/grocery
Mediterranean Organic (stuffed olives); food/grocery
Mega Meatless; food/grocery
Melanie Newman Salon Essentials: professional dog grooming products made out of plant-derived ingredients
Mementa (organic coconut whipping cream, organic jackfruit BBQ canned, etc.); food/grocery
Mestemacher; food/grocery
Mercedes-Benz: luxury automobiles company
Mia (slices); food/grocery
Michael Amini: high-end furniture, bedroom sets, and accessories
Mighty Carver Turkey Chainsaw (because we use it for seitan, tempeh, tofurky, etc.)
Mighty Sesame Co. (bars); food/grocery
Mike’s Mighty Good (ramen); food/grocery
Mike’s Organic Curry Love; food/grocery
Milkadamia (macadamia-nut ‘milk’); food/grocery
Mina (pitted green olives in a glass jar, great flavor); food/grocery
Mind Blown; food/grocery
Mineragua; food/grocery
Mini Clones: 3D scanning which creates replicated figurines
Minna (lightly-brewed sparkling tea); food/grocery
Miracle Noodle; food/grocery
Miss Jones (mixes); food/grocery
Mitica (crackers such as Toketti); food/grocery
Miyoko’s; food/grocery
Mmmly (cookies); food/grocery
Modern Kitchen (spreads); food/grocery
Monarch (ketchup); food/grocery
Mont Blanc: high-end eyewear, leather goods, pens, and wristwatches
Montana Ale Works; restaurant
Montana Bounty Foods; food/grocery
Montana Silver Springs (water); food/grocery
Montauban (heart-shaped macarons); food/grocery
Moon Park: Korean (from Sydney); restaurant
Moonshade Blinds: and possibly same company that makes portable vehicle awnings
Moonshot (sourdough sea-salt crackers, etc.); food/grocery
Moose’s Tooth Pub & Pizzeria; restaurant
Morikko Pure Foods; healthy snacks
Mori-Nu (Morinaga Nutritional); food/grocery
MorningStar Farms; food/grocery
Morris & Sons: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female version of each
MountainFlow Eco-Wax: Plant Based Ski Wax
Mr. McDougall’s; food/grocery
Mrs. Goldfarb’s Unreal Deli – vegan
Mrs. Renfro’s; food/grocery
Mt Vikos (spreads); food/grocery
Munk Pack (bars); food/grocery
Must Love; food/grocery
My/Mo; food/grocery
Myvitamins (algae oil, etc.); food/grocery
NadaMoo!; food/grocery
Naia (sorbetto/gelato varieties); food/grocery
Naja – Luxurious Lingerie
Nakheel Properties: makers of Dubai
Namaste (mixes); food/grocery
Napa Valley Naturals; food/grocery
Nasoya; food/grocery
Native Bowl; restaurant
Native Forest (organic stir-fry Asian-vegetable medley in can, unsweetened organic coconut milk, etc.); food/grocery
Natural Grocers (chocolate bars, etc.); food/grocery
Natural Value (coconut cream in a can); food/grocery
Nature Valley (granola bars, fruit & nut bars, etc.); food/grocery
Nature’s Bakery (breakfast bars; fig, etc.); food/grocery
Nature’s Charm (evaporated coconut milk, sweetened condensed coconut milk, etc.); food/grocery
Nature’s Eats (flours); food/grocery
Nature’s Gate; food/grocery
Nature’s Path Organic (cereals, granola, waffles); food/grocery
Near East; food/grocery
Nectar café; restaurant
Nelly’s Organics; food/grocery
New World Kitchen; restaurant
Newman’s Own (Newman-O’s oreo-inspired cookies, etc.); food/grocery
Next Level Burger Concord; restaurant
Niblerzz; sugar-free candy
Nice Buns: Bakery (not just desserts); restaurant
Noble Jerky; food/grocery
Noble Made – by The New Primal (seasonings/spices); food/grocery
Noble Vegetarian – Sacramento; restaurant
NoBull; food/grocery
NoButcher; restaurant
Nodoh; food/grocery
Nomad Dumplings; food/grocery
Nomiku Sous Vide Cooker
Nonna Pia’s; food/grocery
Noodlelist; food/grocery
Nora; food/grocery
NOW Foods (maple syrup); food/grocery
Nowadays (nuggets); food/grocery
Nuco (coconut cereals); food/grocery
Numilk Dairy-Free Milk –and carrageenan-free (red seaweed derivative as a food additive) —and for their commercial large (refrigerator-size), commercial desk-top (for coffee-shops), and personal desk-top nut-milk machines
Nummy Nibbles (omelet/scramble mix, etc.); food/grocery
NuPasta; food/grocery
Nut Cravings; food/grocery
NutRaw (pistachio butter); food/grocery
Nuts for Cheese (nut-based vegan cheeses); food/grocery
O Organics (frozen fruit bars; popsicles); food/grocery
OA Foods – Quinoa, Chia, Palmini
Oat Haus; food/grocery
Oatly; food/grocery
Obis One LLC; food/grocery
Ocean’s Balance (seasonings/spices); food/grocery
Ocean’s Halo (Big Noodle Bowl varieties, etc.); food/grocery
Ocho (chocolate candies; bars, etc.); food/grocery
O’Dang Hummus – Hummus Salad Dressings
Odd Burger; restaurant
Odgirl: couture club-wear (not specific to go-go dancers)
O’Doughs (bagels (regular and thin), buns, muffins); food/grocery
Off The Cob – Organic Corn Tortillas (made from sweet corn, not grain corn – grain corn resulting in drier, grainier chips, etc.)
Off the Eaten Path; food/grocery
OGX Beauty (coconut-based shampoos and conditioners); food/grocery
Oh Mommy! (oil sprays); food/grocery
Olé Mexican Foods (“Xtreme wellness” spinach & herb tortilla-wraps); food/grocery
Olio: app –Unwanted food items can be shared with people in the same neighborhood.
Olipop; food/grocery
Olive Valley (falafel sticks); food/grocery
Olives Et Al; food/grocery
OmniFoods; food/grocery
OmniSeafood; food/grocery
On The Go Sports: custom sports apparel e-commerce
Once Again (graham-cracker sandwiches); food/grocery
Once Upon a Farm; food/grocery
One Degree organic foods (cereals); food/grocery
Oreo; food/grocery
Orga Foods (super crisps); food/grocery
Orgain; food/grocery
Organicville (dijon mustard); food/grocery
Oscar de la Renta: upper-crust (highest end) fashions
Otto’s Naturals (flours); food/grocery
Outshine; food/grocery
Outstanding Foods; food/grocery
Over The Moo: lactose-free coconut milk ice cream
Ozo; food/grocery
Pacific Flyway (rice); food/grocery
Pacific Foods (nut-milks, etc.); food/grocery
PacSun: casual rich beachwear, predominantly Californian
Pamela’s (Honey Grahams, Newtons fig bar-inspired, mixes); food/grocery
Pancho’s Vegan Tacos; restaurant
Panda (licorice varieties); food/grocery
Panera Bread; restaurant
Parfums du Monde: all the finest and most expensive high-end perfumes from around the world; here you will find Annick Goutal Eau d’Hadrien, Joy by Jean Patou, Caron Poivre, Hermès 24 Faubourg, Chanel Grand Extrait, Baccarat Les Larmes Sacrees de Thebes, Clive Christian No. 1 Imperial Majesty Perfume, DKNY Golden Delicious Million Dollar Fragrance Bottle, and so forth
Partake (blondies baking-mix, etc.); food/grocery
Pascha (vegan white baking chips; mini chocolate cones); food/grocery
Paskho Apparel – clothes made from recycled clothing/materials
Passage to India; food/grocery
Passion Flour Patisserie; bakery
Pastabilities; food/grocery
Pastificio Di Martino; food/grocery
Patch (bamboo band-aid cylinders); food/grocery
Patil Kaki; home-style hygienic snacks
Peaceful Fruits – Acai Beery Fruit Snacks
Pearl River Bridge Superior Dark Soy Sauce; food/grocery
Peas of Heaven; food/grocery
Pedialyte; food/grocery
Pegasus-Global Holdings, Inc.: International energy and infrastructure advisers specializing as prudence auditors and risk management advisers
Pepperidge Farm (all veganized; every bread (such as pumpernickel) and cookie type); food/grocery
Perfect Balance Trail Mix; food/grocery
Performance Kitchen; food/grocery
Perifit / Yarlap (2 separate products/companies): device to tighten Kegel muscles
Peterson’s Pantry; grocery store
P. F. Chang’s; restaurant
Pi Vegan Pizzeria; restaurant
Pili Hunters Pili Nuts
Pipcorn: Mini Popcorn
PiperWai – Natural Charcoal Based Deodorant
Pitaya; food/grocery
Pitt Moss – Peat Moss Alternative
Pizza Galleria –veganized (if not already; only said “veg” when Googled)
Pizza Oggi; food/grocery
Plan B: for Gorean bitter wine (not the namesake)
Planet Vegan – Fresno; restaurant
Plant Perks; restaurant + food/grocery
Plant Power Fast Food; restaurant
Plant Provisions; food/grocery
Plant Slayer – Fresno; restaurant
Planted PDX; restaurant
Plantstrong; food/grocery
Plated: customer chooses ingredients, distributor packages them and sends with recipe cards (veganized by us)
Pleather (vegan jerky); food/grocery
Plonk Bozeman; restaurant
Plum Bistro; restaurant
PMS Bites – Healthy Snacks That Relieve Symptoms of PMS
PODillow –face-down pillow, like the pad with the hole in some acupuncture/derma’/massage offices, perfect for tanning
Poki Poki; restaurant
Polar Seltzer; food/grocery
PolyGlide Synthetic Ice: ice-skating tiles (instead of making a whole rink)
Pompeian (extra virgin olive oil); food/grocery
Poo de Cologne; toilet-spray w/ essential-oils
Pop Art; food/grocery
Pop Corners; food/grocery
Popchips; food/grocery
Poppi sodas; food/grocery
Prada: high-end leather and cloth fashions, as well as footwear
Prego; food/grocery
President’s Choice (“peanut-butter delights”; truffles); food/grocery
Pretzel Baron (my favorite cube plastic tub of soft pretzel bites); food/grocery
Pretzel Crisps (cracker-flat pretzels); food/grocery
Pretzilla; food/grocery
Pri’s (“cups”); food/grocery
Primal Kitchen; food/grocery
Primal Palates; food/grocery
Primal Spirit (vegan jerky); food/grocery
Private Selection (macarons, maple syrup, seedless baby cucumbers, spices, etc.); food/grocery
Prone to Plants; to-go (rented kitchen), now turned into a restaurant
Proper Good 90 Second Meals –veganized
Proper Suit: high-end couture men’s designer suits, with female versions of each
Proud Source (spring water); food/grocery
Pure Daily Care (Ultimate Aromatherapy Diffuser & Essential Oil Set – Ultrasonic Top 10 Oils, Modern with 4 Timer, 7 Ambient Light Settings, Therapeutic Grade Lavender); food/grocery
Purely Elizabeth (mixes); food/grocery
Q Mixers; food/grocery
Quadratini; food/grocery
Quaker (cereals, salt-free rice-cakes, etc.); food/grocery
Quinn (pretzel nugget varieties; stuffed crunchy bites); food/grocery
Quorn; food/grocery
qZense Labs; food-freshness detector
Rabbit Hole Foods (vegan chicken salad, Spinachoke dip, tuna salad, etc.); food/grocery
Raised Gluten Free (potpies); food/grocery
Ramses: Mediterranean (from California); restaurant
Rana; food/grocery
Rao’s; food/grocery
Rapid Ramen Cooker
Rave Ready: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls, as well as glow-sticks and other spinners/poi accessories
Raw Chocolate Company (chocolate-buttons (discs) –“vanoffee” (vegan-banoffee); brown and cacao-butter; white); food/grocery
Raw Fresno; restaurant
Rawlicious (Iowa); restaurant
Rawtopia; restaurant
Ray-Ban: couture eye-wear
Real Good Food/s Co.; food/grocery
Rebel (ice cream); food/grocery
Recycled Chopstick Art
Red Star Yeast; food/grocery
Reddi-wip; food/grocery
Reese’s (the vegan ones); food/grocery
Reggae Reggae Sauce: (ingredients) Scotch bonnet chillis and all spice combined with Caribbean herbs to make this unique jerk/bbq sauce
rehab for those once tricked into believing and being addicted to death-cult escapism and blame-shifting
Remyxx Recyclable Sneakers (ReKixx)
Revival (nut-butters and spreads); food/grocery
Revolights – Bicycle Lighting System (on the wheels)
Rhythm (organic broccoli bites, etc.); food/grocery
Riega Organics (veggie-fajitas seasoning, etc.); food/grocery
Riego Foods (brown gravy mix, etc.); food/grocery
Rise Brewing Co. (organic oat milk); food/grocery
Rising Moon (gnocchi); food/grocery
Robert Rothschild; food/grocery
Roll-Em-Up; taquitos restaurant (veganized)
Rollin Greens; food/grocery
Rolls-Royce Holdings PLC: luxury automobile company
Ronald’s Donuts
Rooted: Eat More Plants; restaurant
Roots (Idaho kettle chips); food/grocery
Roots Farm Fresh; food/grocery
Rowntree’s (Kit Kat –the vegan ones, with improved ingredients, thanks to me); food/grocery
Royal Hawaiian; food/grocery
Rubicon Bakers; food/grocery
Rubio’s Coastal Grill; restaurant
Rule Breaker Snacks Vegan Cookies
Rummo; food/grocery
Runamok (sparkle syrup); food/grocery
RÜT Bar & Kitchen; restaurant
RW Garcia (blue Fritos, sweet-potato crackers, etc.); food/grocery
R.W. Knudsen; food/grocery
RX (bars and cereals); food/grocery
Rykä: footwear designed specifically for the female foot shape (shoes for every occasion, including obstacle courses and combat)
Saffron Road; food/grocery
Saffron Table; restaurant
Saks Jandel: high-end fashions
Salad Pizazz! (culinary toppers); food/grocery
Sambazon (acai sorbet); food/grocery
Sam’s Choice (artichoke spread); food/grocery
Sanaía Applesauce – ingredients: exotic notes of tropical fruits, spices, and botanicals – apple-sauce variants: guava, tamarind, hibiscus, lychee, pear, sour cherry, elderflower, lavender, and ginger
Santa Cruz (apple-juice glass-jug); food/grocery
Sanzo; food/grocery
SAP! Maple Based Beverages
Sara Lee (for their pound-cake consistency, veganized); food/grocery
Savorly; food/grocery
Schär (honeygrams cookie-crackers, spaghetti, etc.); food/grocery
Scottevest: clothing with specialized and hidden pockets
Schwartz Brothers (bagel-chips, croutons, etc.); food/grocery
SeaSnax (seaweed); food/grocery
Seasons Plant Based Kitchen; restaurant
Seeds of Change; food/grocery
Seeking Arrangement: sugar-daddy dating
Seggiano; food/grocery
Seneca (apple chips); food/grocery
Señorita’s Specialty Foods; food/grocery
Seven Sundays; food/grocery
Seventh Generation (recycled paper towels); food/grocery
Shady Maple Farms; food/grocery
Shefit – Sports Bra (adjustable horizontal back strap so they fit any bust)
Sherp ATV
Shibanuma Artisanal Soy Sauce; food/grocery
Shine Cafe; restaurant
Shroomeats; food/grocery
Siete; food/grocery
Siggi’s; food/grocery
Signature Select (seltzer water); food/grocery
Simple Mills (almond-flour pancake & waffle mix, frostings, etc.); food/grocery
Simple Organic Truth (sugars, etc.); food/grocery*
Simple Truth (bagels, chocolate bars, etc.); food/grocery*
Simple Truth Organic; food/grocery –same as the above 2 by similar name/s?*
Simply (apple, grapefruit, orange juices); food/grocery
Simply (apple, grapefruit, orange, etc.); food/grocery
Simply Asia (ramen); food/grocery
Simply Eggless; food/grocery
Simply Organic (french-onion dip mix); food/grocery
Simply Plant Powered; food/grocery
Sir Kensington’s; food/grocery
Sisinni; food/grocery
Sjaak’s (chocolate in tree shape); food/grocery
Skinny Pop; food/grocery
Slanted Door: Vietnamese (from San Francisco)
Smartfood Popcorn; food/grocery
Smash Me, Baby; restaurant
Smoothie King; drinks-restaurant
Snacklins (Vegan Pork Rinds, etc.); food/grocery
Snake River Grill (of Jackson); restaurant
So Delicious (ice cream, milks); food/grocery
Sol Cuisine; food/grocery
Sol-ti (Chlorophyll Aloe SuperAde); food/grocery
Solely (fruit jerky); food/grocery
Solenzi; food/grocery
Sophie’s Kitchen; food/grocery
SORICH; guilt-free snacks (said “so-rich”, not “sore itch” lol)
Soupergirl Soup
SoupX; healthy soups and soup-based meals
Southwest Vegan; restaurant
SoyaToo (whipped cream based on rice); food/grocery
SoyMexican; restaurant
Soyrizo; food/grocery
Sparkling Botanicals; food/grocery
Spectrum Essentials; food/grocery
Spectrum Organics (grapeseed oil, etc.); food/grocery
Spero (goat cheese spread); food/grocery
Spice Islands; food/grocery
Spice of Life (Persian cooking sauces); food/grocery
Spindrift; food/grocery
SpiritHoods – Faux Fur Animal Hoods
Spudsy; food/grocery
Stacy’s (pita thins); food/grocery
Stagg Chili; food/grocery
Starbucks (hot-cocoa double-chocolate mix); food/grocery
Stark Industries: Tony’s weapons development & manufacturing company
Starkey (spring water); food/grocery
Starlite; food/grocery
starting kajirae schools for sexy girls in all towns so that they feel no stress bc their natural sexuality is finally embraced as part of their upbringing
Starwood Cafe; restaurant
Stickies (edible stickers); food/grocery
Storm Model Management: London-based agency
Strong Roots; food/grocery
Sugar Bob’s Finest Kind; food/grocery
Sukhi’s; food/grocery
Suma (canned “vegan baked beans & sausages”, etc.); food/grocery
Sun Cafe; restaurant
Sun Tropics; food/grocery
SunButter; food/grocery
Sunday Supper; food/grocery
SunOpta Inc. (for Dream’s cashew-milk, etc.); food/grocery
Sunwink; food/grocery
Super Food Sushi: vegan sushi cafe
Super Orbs: bite sized vegan snack meal made with organic super-foods
Super Pretzel; food/grocery
Supercharged Food: online website which offers anti-inflammatory recipes for improved health
Supernatural (food colors, sprinkles); food/grocery
SUSHISAMBA Las Vegas; restaurant
Susty Party – Eco-Friendly Disposable Party Supplies
Sweet and Healthy Blends; food/grocery
Sweet Basil Bistro; restaurant
Sweet Candy Company / Sweet’s (chocolate sticks); food/grocery
Sweet Creatures; food/grocery
Sweet Earth; food/grocery
Sweet Nothings; food/grocery
Tabitha Brown; food/grocery
Taco Diner: Mexican
Tacotarian; restaurant
TaDah Foods Falafel Wraps; food/grocery
Tagz Foods; healthy potato-chips
Taj Palace Indian Cuisine; restaurant
Talbott Teas
Talenti; food/grocery
Tasp; “the opposite of a goad”
Taste – Gourmet Spice Company (balsamic varieties, rosemary & garlic oil, etc.); food/grocery
(Taste) Gourmet Spice Co; food/grocery
Taste Republic; food/grocery
Tasty Bite; food/grocery
Tate’s Bake Shop (cookies); food/grocery
Tattooed Chef; food/grocery
Taylor Farms (salad kit); food/grocery
Tcho (chocolates); food/grocery
Teaspoon Willie’s; food/grocery
Terra (chips); food/grocery
Terra & Co. (oil pulling); food/grocery
Terra Delyssa; food/grocery
Terrasoul Superfoods (mushroom powder); food/grocery
Tesla, Inc.: luxury automobiles company (formerly: Tesla Motors)
Texas Tamale Company; food/grocery
Thai Kitchen; food/grocery
That’s It (bars); food/grocery
That’s Tasty; food/grocery
The Avocaderia – Avocado Bar
The Blue Lion (of Jackson); restaurant
The BoobyPack Sports Bra with Pockets
The Bumbling Bee Vegan Junk Food & Burger Bar
The Cheese Chopper
The Cheesecake Factory: American/Eclectic; restaurant
The Cinnamon Kitchen; plant-based healthy snacks
The Cookie Dough Cafe – no eggs, meant to be eaten raw
The Cupcave; baker woman
The Daily Crave (chips); food/grocery
The Fillo Factory; food/grocery
The Frozen Farmer; food/grocery –reclaimed/discarded farm fruits/vegetables made into ice cream
The Good Crisp Company; food/grocery
The Guitar Strap Co.: custom designed guitar straps
The Healthy Binge; healthy snacks
The Icee Company: for Slurpee (machines, method, and ingredients ratio, but not ingredients, of course)
The Kitchen (of Jackson); restaurant
The Ledbury: English (from London); restaurant
The Mason Baker: handmade jar-cakes –for the D.Dirig’
The Modern Vegan; restaurant
The Mountain Valley (spring water); food/grocery
The Naked Café; restaurant
The Neat Egg (egg-substitute mix); food/grocery
The Ninja: Japanese (from New York); restaurant
The Original Pancake House; restaurant
The Original Shrimp Burger – now with a vegan version
The Pizza Cupcake – vegan for us
The Plot; restaurant
The Plot Express; restaurant
The Produce Moms (vegan tuna sashimi made from watermelon); food/grocery
The Purple Mint Vegan Bistro; restaurant
The Red Dot Vegetarian Kitchen; restaurant
The Republic of Tea; food/grocery
The Simply Salad; healthy salads
The Single Origin Food Co.; food/grocery
The Society: NY-based modeling agency
The Swag: a fridge bag that holds moisture to prevent fruit and vegetables from going off
The Vegan Candy Man; website
The Vegan God / The Real Vegan God
The Very Good Butchers; food/grocery
The Vreamery – Artisan Vegan Cheese Company
The Wayward Vegan; restaurant
The Whole Nine: (penis-length pun aside, this is also a reference to the full variety of all the best fabrics by the bolt) if you can describe or imagine it, we can 3D-print it
The Xocolate Bar (truffles, etc.); food/grocery
Theo Chocolate (bars); food/grocery
TheyFit Condoms, by The Condom Revolutionary: 95 condom sizes; 14 lengths and 12 widths (95 combinations of those)
This Little Goat (salad toppings); food/grocery
Thomas Compact: all-natural first-aid products, such as an herbs-based kit (ancient/timeless remedies and cures)
Three Forks; restaurant
Three Wishes; food/grocery
Thrilling Foods (realistic-looking thick pepper-topped bacon block); food/grocery
Tim’s chips; food/grocery
Titin – Weighted Compression Gear
TNK Vegan Café; restaurant
Todo Verde (seasonings/spices); food/grocery
Tofurky; food/grocery
Tofutti; food/grocery
Tom + Chee: tomato and grilled cheese recipes/chain (restaurant) –veganized
Tom’s (mouthwash, minus an ingredient or 2); food/grocery
Tosi (bars); food/grocery
Trader Joe’s (“cups”, poke, spinach & cashew ravioli, etc.); food/grocery
translating ancient books from Elven into modern
translating modern books into ancient languages when desired
Trappist (jams, jellies, preserves); food/grocery
Tree Juice; food/grocery
Tree T-Pee Water Conservation for Farmers
Tres Latin Foods; food/grocery
Trio | An American Bistro (of Jackson); restaurant
Trio Carmel (extra virgin olive oil); food/grocery
Triumph Café & Restó Ushuaia; restaurant
Tru Earth (laundry detergent); food/grocery
True Food Kitchen – The Forum Shops at Caesars; restaurant
True House (bars); food/grocery
True Nopal (prickly-pear cactus-water); food/grocery
Truff; food/grocery
Truffle Shuffle: salt, honey, butter, carpaccio, kettle corn
TruFire Kitchen & Bar; restaurant
Trupo Treats (chocolates, marshmallows); food/grocery
Truth & Tonic; restaurant
Truwhip; food/grocery
Tucson Tamale; food/grocery
Ugg: high-end cute female cold weather footwear (boots and slippers)
Under-Ease Underwear – Anti-flatulence Underwear
Unfished; food/grocery
Unique Snacks (pretzel shells/tubes); food/grocery
Unisoy (vegan jerky); food/grocery
Unlimeat; food/grocery
Unmeat; food/grocery
Unreal (candybars, deli); food/grocery
Uprising Bread Alternative
Upscale Stripper: skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Upton’s Naturals; food/grocery
Urban Accents (chili); food/grocery
Urban Plates; restaurant
Urban Remedy (chilled health-bars, salads); food/grocery
using human bones in the megacities as bone-meal
Valsoia (ice cream bars, sauces, spreads); food/grocery
Van Leeuwen (ice cream); food/grocery
Vanilla Umbrella: discrete hook-up app
Vans (waffles); food/grocery
Veetee; food/grocery
vegan cheeses
Vegan Daddy Meats; restaurant
Vegan Deadly Sins – Sacramento; restaurant
vegan dog foods
Vegan Dude (chips); food/grocery
Vegan Fresh 2U – Sacramento; restaurant
vegan jerky
Vegan Rob’s; food/grocery
vegan Snickers and Snickers ice cream bars (update: KIND nailed this)
Vegan Soul; restaurant
veganizing things we are used to from the Outlands
Veganos Kitchen; restaurant
Vegas Vegan Culinary School and Eatery; restaurant
Vegas Vegan Provisions
VegeNation; restaurant
Vegetarian House – Vegan; restaurant
Vegetarian Plus (vegan whole turkey); food/grocery
Veggie Crackers (capsicum sweet-potato, zucchini almond, etc.); food/grocery
Veggie Grill; restaurant
Veggie Mama – Frozen Fruit and Veggie Bars
VeggiEAT; restaurant
Veggiecraft; food/grocery
Veggies Made Great; food/grocery
Veggy Street; restaurant
Vegnables (vegan Lunchables); food/grocery
Vego (chocolate-hazelnut bar); food/grocery
Vego’s; food/grocery
Vendôme: German (from Bergisch Gladbach); restaurant
Vera Wang Bridal House: high-end couture ballroom gowns
Versace: upper-crust (highest end) fashions and furniture
Vertical Diner; restaurant
Vessel Kitchen; restaurant
Vicky Cakes (mixes); food/grocery
Victoria Vegan; food/grocery
Victoria’s Kitchen Almond Water
Victoria’s Secret: upper-crust (highest end) couture lingerie
Viewsport Sweat Activated Workout Gear
Vifranc (blackberry syrup, etc.); food/grocery
Villy Custom Bicycles: choose even the tires (rubber) color
Vinter’s Kitchen; food/grocery
Violife; food/grocery
Virgin America: major airline
Virgin Atlantic: major airline
Virgin Galactic: major spaceline; commercial interplanetary transportation
Virtuous Pie; restaurant
Virtusphere VR Platform –walk in a rolling sphere; hamster ball for humans
Vital Creations vegan cafe; restaurant
Vitology; restaurant
Viva Vegan; restaurant
Vivid Entertainment: pornographic DVDs from the most beautiful Outlander porn stars
Vkind: website; find vegan businesses; food/grocery
Vuture Food; restaurant
Wad-free Bed Sheet Laundry Detangler
Waggy Zone; vegan pet ice-creams
Wakao Foods; jackfruit products
Wasa (sourdough crisp-bread, etc.); food/grocery
Waterford: fine crystal dining-ware
Waterloo (sparkling water); food/grocery
Watkins (food coloring, seasonings/spices, sprinkles, sugars, vanilla (baking liquid)); food/grocery
Wearable X: includes Nadi X – a woven-in technology to yoga pants with sensors that connect to an app which assists beginner to intermediate yogis to practice at home –Sharks claimed the tech’ was fake/ineffective/not-ready, but maybe it is (not ready) or, at least, can be easily rendered complete/ready
Wegmans (parmesan-style grated vegan cheese); food/grocery
Well Yes!; food/grocery
Weyland-Yutani: interstellar corporation heavily involved in terraforming and many other areas (Yes, this means that I (Auz) made a big-business deal with this corporation –back when it was just Weyland Corp.– which would decades (almost a century) later be secretly represented by Meredith.)
Whisk’d (black-sesame pancake mix, etc.); food/grocery
Whole Foods Market (organic ziti, papillon, etc.); food/grocery
Wholesome (sugars, syrup); food/grocery
Wholly Gluten Free (pie shells; crusts); food/grocery
Wholly Veggie!; food/grocery
Wholly Wholesome; food/grocery
Wicked Foods; food/grocery
Wicked Gud; healthy pasta and noodles
Wicked Kitchen; food/grocery
Wild! (huckleberry almond flapjack mix, etc.); food/grocery
Wild Friends (nut-butter); food/grocery
Wild Living Foods; restaurant
Wild Sage (of Jackson); restaurant
Wild Squirrel nut-butters
Wilkes Bashford: high-end men’s designer suits and clothing, with female versions of each
Without; products made from waste-plastic
Woodstock Foods (pastas, frozen); food/grocery
Wonderful (nuts); food/grocery
World Tree(s) protection rangers, finding micro plastics the Ocean Cleanup project didn’t remove
Worthenshaw’s (rebranded as Kirsty’s), a frozen dairy-free dessert and alternative to ice cream –which added frozen meals, then chilled ready adult meals
WrawP (veggie wraps); food/grocery
Wyp Aviation Wingboard
Xerox PARC (Palo Alto Research Company) –part of SRI International; for flexible electronics
XOJET: an on-demand private jet charter company based in Brisbane, California
Yak & Yeti Himalayan Restaurant; restaurant
Yandy: lingerie, sexy Halloween costumes, and skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
Yaya’s Garden; food/grocery
Yaygit; restaurant
Ying’s (Chinese-style batter mix; for orange-‘chicken’, etc.); food/grocery
Yo Mama’s; food/grocery
Your Flavour: a range of handmade healthy seasoning products
Your La Mode: sexy Halloween costumes, and skimpy dancing outfits for ravers and other club platform dancer girls
YumEarth; food/grocery
Yumi; food/grocery
Yummallo (vegan marshmallows); food/grocery
Yumz Vegan Bakery & Cafe; restaurant
Zach & Zoe Wildflower Honey – plant-based honey to Grocery Store, Food Proc’ Fac’, etc.
Zen Pudding; food/grocery
ZenWTR; food/grocery
Zest; restaurant
Zest Kitchen & Bar; restaurant
Zevia; food/grocery
Zico (chocolate coconut water); food/grocery
Ziggy’s; restaurant
Zipz: sealed and wrapped strong drink glasses (so strong you can stand on them), helping prevent spills when in an airplane etc. (via a lid you can attach to the bottom before removing the seal, then the lid secures to the top so you can use it like an adult sippy-cup), but not for any alcohol, of course
Zoe Nutrition; holistic health and wellness
Zoff; spices brand
Zola (coconut water); food/grocery
Zoup!; food/grocery
Zydeco Cafe; restaurant
_: condom safe for the environment
_: new kind of popcorn bag
_: sparkly swimsuit
_: textbook rental service (just the concept applied in our realms)

Meredith’s ~34:
(near-future mega-corporations which have beyond-Earth operations, plus startups and other businesses she is helping enter that tier)

Astrix; ‘smart’ locks
beacon attracts Xenos
Better Life Cleaning Products (safe even around youngsters)
Bite Eco-Friendly Toothpaste – refillable bottles instead of one-use tubes
Blue Sun: consumer goods and more
Brandsdaddy; automatic fire-extinguisher
BuggyBeds – Bed Bug Traps
bugzapper for Xenos
bullets and water cannons modified to neutralize Xeno acid blood
CoolAnt; nature-based cooling tech’
Coratia Technologies; unmanned underwater robots
Dura-Tent Table Top Food Screen
Earth Log – The Eco-Friendly Scented Fire Log (100% recycled materials)
ECO BioTraps; mosquito-breeding prevention
Ekatra; sustainable artisinal brand for stationaries and lifestyle products
first-gen’ warp-drive for small spacecraft
Fortress Cold Weather Clothing
Fridge Fronts Appliance Cover
Halo Medical Devices: a digital goniometer used by physiotherapists
Hex Pegs: a multi-purpose caravan and camping peg that are drilled into and out of the ground using any type of drill or impact driver
holodeck for individuals/homes; smaller room
Hy-Conn –faster safer hydrant-connection device for firetruck hoses
Hydroviv Water Filters – industrial-grade, such as for Flint, Michigan, levels of lead
InstaFire – Fire Starting Pellets
Kryzen Biotech; hydroponic farming
Kyari Innovation; adventure-safety gadgets
LARQ Self Cleaning Bottle
Loliware: biodegradable seaweed-based even-edible cups and other replacements of one-use plasticware/containers
Melni Connectors: power-transfer attachments/cylinders
Nubrella Hands Free Umbrella
Oru Kayak – Fold Up Boat
Pentablock: a unique interlocking construction block
Plate Topper – Airtight Cover for Leftovers
portable chromotherapy device/s
Power Pot – Cooking Vessel and Electric Generator (generates power from heat as part of making hot food)
Raasa; hygienic & safe food-carts (street/sidewalk push vendors like for hotdog stands)
Rescue Swag; comprehensive first aid kit that doubles as a sling, splint, compression device and water carrier
Ring Video Doorbell
RinseKit – Portable Sprayer and Shower
Scrubba Wash Bag: a portable washing machine for travel, camping, and sportswear
Solinas; water-sanitation asset-management
SolSource Solar Cooker by One Earth Designs
SpaceX: Space rockets, computer-guidance systems, drone barges, and more
Stasher Silicone Food Storage Bags – a polymer made from sand and oxygen that is heat and water resistant
Tailgate N Go Outdoor Kitchen
The Honest Home; eco-friendly daily-use products
The Seek Society: Earth-conscious camping and outdoor canvas tents
The Seventy2 – Survival Backpack Kit For First 72 Hours (but without the idiotic facemask, of course)
The T Lady: menopause tea, a herbal tea designed to help relieve symptoms of menopause
Torque Safe: a business that manufactures and sells safety switches for dangerous hydraulic torque tools
TURMS; intelligent clothing (fitted, stain resistant, etc.)
Tweek Labs; sportswear (monitoring and analyzing activity/movement, etc.)
Ubreathe; air purifiers
Umbrella: genetic & medical technology
UniKey Technologies: keys converted to smartphone info/signal, for custom door-locks, with ability for anyone to lock the door but not unlock without the smartphone being in range, and ability to send one-time encrypted version of the unlock signal to other smartphones (for when a guest or maid, for ex., needs temporary access)
Virgin Galactic
WeSTOCK; livestock health monitoring (mod for kajirae and prisoners)
WOL3D; consumer 3D-printing
Xeno’ acid-blood-proof materials
Xenomorph-shaped animatronic sex-toys meet-up app/service; browse these next-gen’ “super dildoes” / “artificial lovers”, select which you’d like to have sex with, then select the location you’d like them delivered to –and there is an option to have them hiding/lurking when you arrive, if you are a female who enjoys little scares before great alley/public sex
Xmachines; robotics and AI for ag’
Zero Pollution Motors – Air Powered Car

Virginia’s ~385:
(top 100 defense contractors, PMCs, and spy/intel agencies)
*Deals with intel/spy org’s are typically because we/she can offer valuable/actionable intel’ gathered via some of her deployed products (only partially shared (e.g. reduced-resolution satellite-imagery), based ever-changing global intelligence community information-exchange guidelines/policies), and these deals are conditional; they must never eavesdrop/spy on anyone allied with Auz/Inisfree. These deals also establish working relationships which can be leveraged later, if needed, to get easier insertions and extractions to some nations/territories.

80Wash; waterless washing-machine
AAR Corp.; defense
Academi: USA merc’ co’
adamantium-defeating weapons
Aegis Defence Services: merc’ co’ –United Kingdom (acquired by GardaWorld International Protective Services)
Aerojet Rocketdyne Holdings, Inc.; defense
Aerospace Corporation; defense
Agence Nationale de Sécurité (ANS) –Chad
Air Force Intelligence Service (SIFA) –Argentina
Airbus; defense (for their “…airlifter, the A400M; the robust and reliable C295 tactical transporter; the new-generation A330 Multi Role Tanker Transport (MRTT); and Eurofighter, the most modern swing-role fighter…”)
AirScan: USA merc’ co’
Amentum; defense
American International Security Corp: USA merc’ co’
Amphenol; defense
Army Intelligence Center (Efterretningsregimentet (EFR)) –Denmark
Army Intelligence Office (HNA) –Austria
Army Intelligence Service (SIE) –Argentina
Asgaard – German Security Group: merc’ co’
Aselan A.S.; defense
Askeri Fabrika ve Tersane Isletme A.S. (ASFAT Inc.); defense
Austal; defense
Australian Geospatial-Intelligence Organisation (AGO)
Australian Secret Intelligence Service (ASIS)
Australian Signals Directorate (ASD)
Automaton Robotics; artificial forearm and hand device based on hydraulic synthetic muscles, like the Terminator forearm from the 1984 movie, applicable as a prosthetic, etc.
Aviation Industry Corporation of China; defense
BAE Systems; defense
Ball Corporation; defense
Battelle; defense
Bechtel; defense
Boeing: defense –mostly for its aerospace engineering
Boo Boo Goo Paint-On Bandages
Booz Allen Hamilton; defense
Brazilian Intelligence Agency (ABIN)
bullets that avoid non-targets (not just homing-bullets that guide toward a designated target)
Bundesnachrichtendienst (BND): Federal Intelligence Service –Germany
BWX Technologies; defense
Cabinet Intelligence and Research Office (CIRO) –Japan
CACI International; defense
CAE; defense
Canadian Coast Guard (CCG)
Canadian Forces Intelligence Command (DND)
Canadian Forces National Counter-Intelligence Unit (DND) operated by the Canadian Forces Military Police Group
Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS)
CellBell; executive & gaming chairs
Central Committee of the Chinese Communist Party (CCCPC) –intel’
Central Intelligence Directorate – Holovne Upravlinnya Rozvidky (HUR) –Ukraine
Central Intelligence Organisation (CIO) –Zimbabwe
Central Intelligence Service (CIS) –Madagascar
Centro Intelligence Interforze (CII) – Joint Intelligence Center –Italy
China Aerospace Science and Technology Corporation; defense
China North Industries Group Corporation Limited; defense
China South Industries Group Corporation; defense
civilian variant/s of the Iron Man suit; for PPE without weapons (since her company doesn’t even much focus on making the original Iron Man suits; that was Tony Stark’s personal venture outside his corporation)
cloaking satellites
Cobham Advanced Electronic Solutions; defense
Concealed Carry Academy: Spy Escape and Evasion Courses
Counter Terrorism and Intelligence Bureau (CTIB) –Bangaldesh
Counter Terrorism and Transnational Crime (CTTC) –Bangladesh
Counter Terrorism Service – (CTS) –Iraq
Curtiss-Wright Corporation; defense
Custer Battles: USA merc’ co’
Cyberdyne: cybernetic organisms and other robotics
Cyprus Intelligence Service (CIS)
Danish Defence Intelligence Service (Forsvarets Efterretningstjeneste (FE))
Danish Security and Intelligence Service (Politiets Efterretningstjeneste (PET))
Dassault Aviation; defense
Day & Zimmermann
Defence Intelligence Agency (DIA) –India
Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) –South Korea
Defion Internacional: Peru merc’ co’
Department of Energy (DOE) –(for each of the 4 rebuilt sections of the) USA
Department of Smuggling, Intelligence, Operations, and Information Collection (intelligence coordination) –Turkey
Deuxième Bureau (military secret service) –Morocco
Diehl Group; defense
Dirección Nacional de Inteligencia (DNI) –Colombia
Directorate General of Military Intelligence – Dirección General de Contrainteligencia Militar (DGCIM) –Venezuela
Directorate of Military Intelligence (DMI) –Iraq
Directorate of Military Intelligence (DMI) –Nepal
Directorate of Military Intelligence –Sri Lanka
droids
Eaton; defense
Elbit Systems; defense
Embraer; defense
E.N.O.T. Corp.: merc’ co’ –Russia
Erinys International: merc’ co’ –joint South African-British private security company registered in the British Virgin Islands
Estonian Foreign Intelligence Service (VLA) (Välisluureamet)
Etterretningstjenesten (NIS) (Norwegian Intelligence Service)
European Security Academy: merc’ co’ –Poland
Executive Outcomes: South Africa merc’ co’
Fakel: merc’ co’ –Russia
“Faust Legal support Services”: merc’ co’ –Australia (disappeared from here the day after I first saw it; saw tue9jul2024, gone wed10jul2024)
Federal Counternarcotics Service (SEFECONAR) –Argentina
Federal Intelligence Agency (AFI) –Argentina
FiberFix – Industrial Strength Repair Wrap
Fincantieri S.p.A.; defense (Società per azioni (S.p.A. or spa) is a form of corporation in Italy, meaning “company with shares” (although often translated as “joint-stock company”, which may or may not be a limited liability entity). It is more or less equivalent to S.A. or public limited company (PLC) in other countries.)
Finnish Defence Intelligence Agency – Puolustusvoimien tiedustelulaitos (PVTIEDL) / Försvarsmaktens underrättelsetjänst
First Saturday Lime Insect Repellent – chemical-free and more-effective version
Foreign & Domestic Military Intelligence (Defence Forces) –Ireland
Foreign Intelligence Service –Kazakhstan
Foreign Intelligence Service (FIS) –Armenia
Foreign Intelligence Service (Xarici Kəşfiyyat Xidməti) –Azerbaijan
Frontier Services Group: merc’ co’
Fujitsu; defense
G4S: merc’ co’ –United Kingdom
General Department of Defence Intelligence (GDDI) –Vietnam
General Directorate of Intelligence (GDI) –Afghanistan
General Dynamics; defense
General Electric; defense
General Intelligence Agency of Mongolia (GIA)
General Intelligence and Security Service, military intelligence (ADIV / SGRS)
General Intelligence Department (GID) –Jordan
General Intelligence Service –Sudan
Georgian Intelligence Service (GIS)
GEOS: merc’ co’ –France
“Glitter Boy” variants for Space, underwater, etc.
Grease Monkey Wipes – natural citric-based cleaning agent
Haiwei: merc’ co’
Hanwha; defense
HEICO; defense
Hensoldt AG; defense
Hexcel Corporation; defense
homing bullets
Honeywell; defense
Howmet Aerospace; defense
HTI; defense
Huaxinzhongan: merc’ co’
Icelandic Crisis Response Unit (ICRU)
Indonesian Army Intelligence Centre (PUSINTELAD) – Pusat Intelijen Tentara Nasional Indonesia Angkatan Darat
Indonesian Strategic Intelligence Agency (BAIS) – Badan Intelijen Strategis Tentara Nasional Indonesia
Indra; defense
Information and Security Service (SIS) –Moldova
Intelligence and Security Service of Slovenian Ministry of Defence – Obveščevalno Varnostna Služba (OVS)
International Intelligence Limited: merc’ co’ –United Kingdom
Jacobs; defense
Joint Intelligence Organisation (JIO) –United Kingdom
Joint Task Force 2 –Canada
Joint Task Force X –Canada
Jorge Scientific Corporation: USA merc’ co’
Kawasaki Heavy Industries; defense
KBR; defense + merc’ co’
KNDS; defense
Kongsberg Gruppen; defense
Korea Aerospace Industries Ltd.; defense
Kratos Defense and Security Solutions; defense
Kunlun Lion Security: merc’ co’
L3Harris Technologies; defense (and GPS)
laser-shielding for missiles
Leidos; defense
Leonardo; defense
LIG Nex1; defense
Lockheed Martin; defense
Lumen Technologies; defense
MAG Aerospace: USA merc’ co’
Main Directorate of Special Programs of the President of the Russian Federation (GUSP) – Главное управление специальных программ Президента Российской Федерации
Malaysian Defence Intelligence Organisation (Military Intelligence)
ManTech; defense
Maxar Technologies; defense
Melrose Industries; defense
Mercury Systems; defense
Militärischer Abschirmdienst (MAD): Military Counterintelligence Service –Germany
Military Intelligence – Vojenské spravodajstvo –Slovakia
Military Intelligence (MI) –Pakistan
Military Intelligence (Vojenské zpravodajství, VZ) –Czech Republic
Military Intelligence Agency – Војнообавештајна агенција (VOA) –Serbia
Military Intelligence and Security Service – Centro de Informações e Segurança Militares (CISMIL) –Portugal
Military Intelligence and Security Service – Militaire Inlichtingen en Veiligheidsdienst (MIVD) –Netherlands
Military Intelligence Directorate –Syria
Military Intelligence Service – Militärischer Nachrichtendienst (MND) –Switzerland
Military Intelligence Service – Służba Wywiadu Wojskowego (SWW) –Poland
Military Security and Intelligence Agency (VSOA) –Croatia
mine-ball; landmine sweeper roller
Ministry for National Security (MNS) –Turkmenistan
Ministry of Defense (MINDEF) –Singapore
Ministry of Defense (MOD) –Japan
Ministry of Defence (MOD) –Thailand
Ministry of Intelligence (VAJA) –Iran
Mitre; defense
Mitsubishi Group; defense
Moog Inc.; defense
MPRI, Inc.: USA merc’ co’
MTU Aero Engines AG; defense
MVM, Inco.: USA merc’ co’
Namibia Central Intelligence Service (NCIS)
Nammo; defense
National Centre for Counter Terrorism (CNRLT; Coordination nationale du renseignement et de la lutte contre le terrorisme) –France
National Directorate of Intelligence – Dirección Nacional de Inteligencia (DINI) –Peru
National Directorate of Strategic Military Intelligence (DNIEM) –Argentina
National Intelligence Agency (ANI) –Chile
National Intelligence Agency (ANR) –Democratic Republic of the Congo
National Intelligence Agency (Foreign Intelligence and Counterintelligence) –Nigeria
National Intelligence and Security Agency (NISA) –Somalia
National Intelligence and Security Service (NISS)
National Intelligence and Security Service –Rwanda
National Intelligence and Security Service – Servicio Nacional de Inteligencia y Seguridad (SENIS) –Panama
National Intelligence Coordinating Agency (NICA) –Philippines
National Intelligence Service (ΕΥΠ) – Εθνική Υπηρεσία Πληροφοριών –Greece
National Reconnaissance Office (NRO) –(for each of the 4 rebuilt sections of the) USA
National Security Agency (ANB) –Montenegro
National Security Agency (NSA) –Bahrain
National Security Bureau (NSB) –Yemen
National State Intelligence System –Uruguay
National Technical Research Organisation (NTRO) –India
Naval Group; defense
Naval Intelligence Service (SIN) –Argentina
Navantia; defense
New Zealand Security Intelligence Service
nonexplosive (EM) reactive armor
Northbridge Services Group: USA merc’ co’
Northrop Grumman; defense + merc’ co’ (and GPS tech’)
Office for Special Acquisition – Kontoret för särskild inhämtning (KSI) –Sweden
Office of Military Intelligence and Reconnaissance (OMIR) –Egypt
Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) –(for each of the 4 rebuilt sections of the) USA
Oghab 2 – Nuclear facilities security –Iran
Oshkosh Corporation; defense
Paladin Group: merc’ co’ –Australia
Parker Hannifin; defense
Parker Industries (i.e. Peter Parker’s company)
Parsons Corporation; defense
Patria; defense
Patriot: merc’ co’ –Russia
Peraton Stu Shea; defense
PNT Robotics; robotics and automation solutions
Polish Armaments Group; defense
proto-Mechs (not yet battle-capable; just slightly-armed walking tanks)
Qatar State Security
QinetiQ Plc; defense
Rafael Advanced Defense Systems Ltd.; defense
Rapid Action Battalion – Intelligence Wing (RAB-IW) –Bangladesh
Raytheon (now RTX): defense (for its classified electronics & photonics) + merc’ co’ –also for transparent metal (AION which became ALON)
Redut: merc’ co’ –Russia
Rheinmetall AG; defense
Roketsan; defense
Rolls-Royce; defense
Romanian Intelligence Service (SRI) – Serviciul Român de Informații
Rubicon International Services: merc’ co’ –United Kingdom
Saab AB; defense
SADAT International Defense Consultancy: merc’ co’
Safran; defense
SAIC; defense
Sandline International: merc’ co’ –United Kingdom
Saudi Arabian Military Industries; defense
Saudi Arabia Ministry of Defense (MOD)
Secret Intelligence Service (SIS)/MI6 –United Kingdom
Security and Intelligence Agency (SOA) –Croatia
Security and Intelligence Branch (SIB) –Bahamas
See/Rescue Streamer Safety Signal Device
self-repairing armor
self-repairing drones
self-repairing missiles
Serco; defense
SES S.A.; defense
Sierra Nevada Corp.; defense
Signals Intelligence Agency (SIA) –United Arab Emirates
silk-based armor
Slavonic Corps: merc’ co’ –Russia
South African National Defence Force, Intelligence Division (SANDF-ID)
Space Delta 18 (DEL 18) –(for each of the 4 rebuilt sections of the) USA
SPEC OPS; tactical clothing for military
Special Intelligence Department (SID) –Myanmar (Burma)
Special Security Force – Intelligence Bureau (SSF-IB) –Bangladesh
Spirit AeroSystems; defense
ST Engineering; defense
State Agency for National Security (DANS) – national security service under the supervision of the Council of Ministers of Bulgaria
State Committee for National Security (SCNS) –Tajikistan
State Committee for National Security (UKMK/GKNB) –Kyrgyzstan
State Intelligence Agency (BIN) – Badan Intelijen Negara –Indonesia
State Intelligence Agency (DAR) – overseas intelligence gathering service under the supervision of the Council of Ministers of Bulgaria
State Intelligence Service (SHISH) –Albania
State Security Service – Davlat Xavfsizlik Xizmati (DXX) –Uzbekistan
STTEP: merc’ co’ –Gibraltar
Tanzania Intelligence and Security Service (TISS)
Technological Research Brigade (BIT) –Spain
Teledyne Technologies; defense
Terrorelhárítási Központ (TEK) (Counter Terrorism Centre) –Hungary
Textron Inc.; defense
Thales; defense
The Hammbag: an all-in-one hammock, backpack and towel
The National Police Commissioner’s Analysis Unit – Greiningardeild Ríkislögreglustjóra (GRLS) –Iceland
The Palace Office [Foreign Intelligence] –Oman
Titan Corporation: USA merc’ co’
TransDigm; defense
transparent-aluminum face-shields for riot-police, EOD, etc.
Triple Canopy: USA merc’ co’
Triumph Group; defense
TTM Technologies; defense
Turkish Aerospace Industries; defense
Ukroboronprom; defense
Unity Resources Group: merc’ co’ –Australia
V2X; defense
Viasat; defense
vibranium-defeating weapons
Vinnell Corporation: USA merc’ co’
Wagner: merc’ co’ –Russia
Watt Technovations; ventilated PPE kits
weaponized tiny UAV/s
Woodward, Inc.; defense
xCraft: custom drones for civilian and military markets (and got one of the rarest deals on Shark Tank; all 5 teamed up with them)
Yautja “combi” stick (retractable spear)
Yautja drone
Yautja expanding shuriken
Yautja grappling hook
Yautja homing arrows/darts
Yautja hovering/spinning mines/grenades
Yautja tightening-net gun
Yautja plasma pistol
Yautja plasma-caster
Yautja smart-disc a.k.a. death-frisbee
Yautja vambrace mini nuke
_ [ECM/jammer makers]
_ [LIDAR makers]
_ [RADAR makers]
_ [satellite-parts makers]
_ [SONAR makers]
_ [spy-gadget makers]

Emma’s ~390:
(top 100 electronics, logistics, and shipping; black market + intimate knowledge of where all human (i.e. non-‘mutant’) major assets/needs are)
*Deals with shipping/transportation companies are conditional; they must facilitate human trafficking, since all humans not allied with Auz/Inisfree have been classified as cattle/property.

A P Moller-Maersk; logistics/transport
Accton Technology; electronics
Agility Public Warehousing; logistics/transport
Air China; logistics/transport
Air France – Klm; logistics/transport
aircraft that can re-pressurize without descending
Akkon Lines; shipping company
Alaska Air Group; logistics/transport
AMD; electronics
American Airlines Group; logistics/transport
Ametek; electronics
Amphenol; electronics
Ana Holdings; logistics/transport (Japan, air)
anti-pirate devices/upgrades
Antong Holdings (QASC); shipping company
Apple; electronics
Arista Vault; ‘smart’-luggage
Arkas Line / EMES; shipping company
Arista Networks; electronics
Arrow Electronics
Asean Seas Line; shipping company
Astra Space; rockets smaller than those of SpaceX, thus able to take smaller satellites and other cargo to Space for cheaper than SpaceX can
ASUS; electronics
ASYAD Line LLC; shipping company
autonomous ships
autonomous ships’ software
Avis Budget Group; logistics/transport
Avnet; electronics
Bharat Electronics
Bengal Tiger Line; shipping company
Best (Chinese company); logistics/transport
Best Buy; electronics
BOE Technology; electronics
Boluda Lines; shipping company
Borchard Lines; shipping company
Bpost; logistics/transport
C H Robinson Worldwide; logistics/transport
Cadence Design Systems; electronics
CalAmp: GPS-tracker manufacturer
Canadian National Railway; logistics/transport
Canadian Pacific Railway; logistics/transport
Canon; electronics
cargo submarines
Caribbean Feeder Services; shipping company
Carnival; logistics/transport
Catch ‘N’ Release: an anchor retrieval company that eliminates damage to the ocean
Cathay Pacific Airways; logistics/transport
cavitating hulls (sub’ tech’ applied to surface ships)
Celestica; electronics
Central Japan Railway; logistics/transport
China Eastern Airlines; logistics/transport
China Southern Airlines; logistics/transport
China United Lines (CULines)
Chun Kyung (CK Line); shipping company
Cisco; electronics
clothing customizable for mutantkind, with a baseline of reducing mutant sensors’ ability to identify the wearer as a mutant
CMA CGM Group; shipping company
Cmst Development; logistics/transport
Coban: GPS-tracker manufacturer
Coda Octopus Group (CODA): GPS
Cognex; electronics
Compania De Distribucion; logistics/transport
converting the remaining trash of the megacities
Cool Carriers; shipping company
COSCO; shipping company (not COSTCO)
Cosco Shipping Holdings; logistics/transport
Crompton Greaves Consumer Electricals
Crowley Liner Services; shipping company
CStar Line; shipping company
Csx; logistics/transport
Daimler Truck Holding; logistics/transport
Dalian Jifa Bohai Rim Container L.; shipping company
Daqin Railway; logistics/transport
Del Monte Fresh Produce Co.; shipping company
Dell; electronics
Delta Air Lines; logistics/transport
Delta Electronics; electronics
Delta Electronics (Thailand)
DHL Group; logistics/transport
Diodes Incorporated; electronics
Dixon Technologies; electronics
Dole Ocean Liner; shipping company
Dsv; logistics/transport
EAS Datong; shipping company
East Japan Railway; logistics/transport
Eelink: GPS-tracker manufacturer
Eimskip; shipping company
electrician arc-deflecting PPE
Ellerman; shipping company
eMemory Technology; electronics
Emirates Shipping Line; shipping company
Enphase Energy; electronics
Evergreen Line; shipping company
Evergreen Marine; logistics/transport
Expeditors International; logistics/transport
Fabrinet; electronics
Federal Signal; electronics
Fedex; logistics/transport
FESCO; shipping company
Firstgroup; logistics/transport
fixing death-temples back to the energy-sharing electric devices they were before the death-cult disabled them (and/or built sloppy ones with no understanding of the science that went into the original versions)
Flex; electronics
flexible hardware/electronics
floating/unsinkable shipping containers
Forward Air; logistics/transport
Foxconn (Hon Hai Precision Industry); electronics
freight-train improvements
Garmin; electronics such as GPS
Global Feeder Shipping LLC; shipping company
Goto Shipping
graffiti removal service – lasers-based
Great White Fleet; shipping company
Gree Electric Applicances
Grimaldi (Napoli); shipping company
GS Lines; shipping company
Guangxi Hongxiang Shipping Co.
Hai An Transport; shipping company
Hainan Yangpu Newnew Shipping
Hankyu Hanshin Holdings, Inc.; logistics/transport
Hapag-Lloyd; shipping + logistics
Harbour-Link Group Bhd.; shipping company
HEICO; electronics
Hertz Global Holdings; logistics/transport
Hikvision; electronics
Hisense Visual Technology; electronics
Hitachi Transport System; logistics/transport
HMM Co Ltd; shipping company
Hna Technology; logistics/transport
HP; electronics
HR Lines; shipping company
Hub Group; logistics/transport
Hubbell; electronics
hurricane-proof ships
Ibiden
Imoto Lines; shipping company
Impinj; electronics
Independent Container Line; shipping company
Inflection Point Acquisition (IPAX): GPS
Innolux; electronics
Interasia Line; shipping company
International Airlines Group; logistics/transport
International Distributions Services; logistics/transport
Intuitive Machines (LUNR): GPS
IRISL Group; shipping company
Jabil; electronics
Japan Air Lines Company Ltd; logistics/transport
JB Hi-Fi; electronics
J.B. Hunt Transport Services; logistics/transport
JD Logistics
Jet2 Plc; logistics/transport
Jetblue Airways Corp.; logistics/transport
Jimi IoT (Concox): GPS-tracker manufacturer
Kawasaki Kisen Kaisha; logistics/transport (KKK lol)
Kerry Logistics Network
King Ocean; shipping company
Kintetsu Group Holdings; logistics/transport
Kintetsu World Express; logistics/transport
KMTC; shipping company
Knight-Swift Transportation; logistics/transport
Korean Air Lines; logistics/transport
Kuehne + Nagel International; logistics/transport
L3Harris Technologies; logistics/transport
Landis+Gyr; electronics
Largan Precision; electronics
Latam Airlines Group; logistics/transport
Legrand; electronics
Lenovo; electronics
Leonardo DRS (DRS): GPS
LG Corp; electronics
LG Display; electronics
LG Electronics
lightning farms/harvesters
Linea Messina; shipping company
Lufthansa Group; logistics/transport
MACS; shipping company
Maersk; shipping company
Maruwa; electronics
Matson; shipping company
Mediterranean Shipping Company (MSC)
Medkon Lines; shipping company
Meratus; shipping company
Minmetals Development; logistics/transport
Mitsubishi Electric
Mitsui Osk Lines; logistics/transport
modular ships (Leviathans tech’)
Monolithic Power Systems; electronics
Mtr Corp. Ltd.; logistics/transport
MTT Shipping
Mundys; logistics/transport
Murata Manufacturing (Murata Seisakusho); electronics
‘mutant’ X-gene / superpower restoration device/s (for those who were subjected to power-inhibiting effects/devices they don’t know how to heal from on their own), such as a variant of the regeneration-tank tech’ used by the SSP, but also smaller (man-portable) devices
mutantkind banking
mutantkind clinics and hospitals
mutantkind communes
mutantkind dating app
mutantkind employment (job placement) services
mutantkind homeless shelters
mutantkind investors network
mutantkind legal representation
mutantkind Linked-in version
mutantkind social network
mutantkind transportation
mutantkind travel agency
mutantkind witness protection
neuromorphic computing
Nagoya Railroad; logistics/transport
Namsung Shipping
Nan Ya PCB; electronics
Nanya Technology; electronics
Navtelecom: GPS-tracker manufacturer
NEC Corp; electronics
Neptune Pacific Direct Line; shipping company
NextNav (NN): GPS
Nextracker (NXT): GPS
Nidec; electronics
Nikon; electronics
Ningbo Ocean Shipping Company
Nintendo; electronics
Nippon Kanzai; logistics/transport
Nippon Yusen; logistics/transport
Nishi-Nippon Railroad; logistics/transport
Norfolk Southern; logistics/transport
NVIDIA; electronics
Nws Holdings Ltd.; logistics/transport
Ocean Network Express (ONE); shipping company
Oceanic Airlines
Oceanic Cargo Lines; shipping company
Odakyu Electric Railway; logistics/transport
Omron; electronics
ON Semiconductor; electronics
Orient Overseas; logistics/transport
OVP Shipping
Pacific Int. Line (PIL); shipping company
Pan Continental Shipping
Pan Ocean (Container); shipping company
Panasonic; electronics
Panda Express Line; shipping company
Pasha Hawaii Transport Lines; shipping company
Peel Ports (BG Freight); shipping company
Pegatron; electronics
Philippine Span Asia Carrier Corp.; shipping company
Philips; electronics
photonic technologies
pirate-capturing devices; a new type of trap/cage, and ship-mounted junkyard electromagnet cranes
Planet Labs; rockets and satellite imagery, based in San Fran’
Plexus; electronics
Poste Italiane; logistics/transport
propeller add-on deters marine animals from getting close enough to get cut
Qantas Airways; logistics/transport (name is short for Queensland And Northern Territorial Aerial Services)
Qatar Navigation (Milaha); shipping company
Quanta Computer; electronics
Queclink: GPS-tracker manufacturer
Regal Rexnord; electronics
Regional Container L. (RCL); shipping company
removal of megacity structures
removing chemtrail residue on the land and sky scrubbers, Habitat for Earthlings is like Habitat for Humanity but we build homes not of wood… and for people who were dislocated from their homes or natural environments by humans… and we don’t make them wait a year just to apply; we give timely help where it is clearly needed
Renesas Electronics
Ricoh Company; electronics
RoadBounce; pothole-detection software and data
Rocket Lab (of NZ); non-SSP rocket-based shipping starting to get into Space, and arguably the only rival of Elon Musk / SpaceX
rogue-wave cancellation device
Roku; electronics
Ruptela: GPS-tracker manufacturer
Ryder System; logistics/transport
RS Group; electronics
Ryanair Holdings; logistics/transport
S.F. Holding; logistics/transport
safe excavations to mine the megacities
Safeen Feeders
Safetrans Shipping
sail-assisted freighters/tankers
Salam Pacific Indonesia Lines; shipping company
Samskip; shipping company
Samsung; electronics
Samsung Electro-Mechanics; electronics
Samudera; shipping company
Sankyu; logistics/transport
Sanmina; electronics
Schneider National; logistics/transport
Sea Lead Shipping; shipping company
Seaboard Marine; shipping company
Seagate Technology; electronics
seaQuest-style squid-like submarines
Seibu; logistics/transport
Seino Holdings; logistics/transport
self-repairing ships
semi (cargo truck) improvements, such as resisting turning when an unseen small personal vehicle is in the way or about to be
Senko Group Holdings; logistics/transport
Sg Holdings; logistics/transport
Shanghai Jin Jiang Shipping
Sharp Corporation; electronics
Shin Yang Shipping Sdn. Bhd.; shipping company –*Berhad (BHD) is a suffix used in Malaysia to identify a public limited company. The suffix Sendirian Berhad (SDN BHD) identifies a private limited company. SDN BHD companies are typically small or midsized enterprises.
Shipping Corp. of India
Singapore Airlines; logistics/transport
Sinokor Merchant Marine; shipping company
Sinotrans; shipping + logistics
SITC; shipping company
Skyworks Solutions; electronics
SM Line Corp.; shipping company
smart-tracks; train-tracks that monitor and readjust/repair themselves
SONAR upgrade to prevent marine animal injuries
Sony; electronics
Southwest Airlines; logistics/transport
State Grid: utility corp., and China’s biggest corp.
submarine carriers; underwater aircraft carriers
~submarine (partially submersible) speedboats; drug-runner style (but not for drugs, of course)
Suntech: GPS-tracker manufacturer
Supermicro; electronics
Surfsafe; a device that is embedded in surfboards to deter shark attacks
Synaptics; electronics
Swire Pacific; logistics/transport
Swire Shipping
Synopsys; electronics
Taicang Container Lines; shipping company
Tailwind Shipping Lines
Taiyo Yuden; electronics
Tangshan Port Hede Shipping; shipping company
Tanto Intim Line; shipping company
Tarros; shipping company
TDK; electronics
TE Connectivity; electronics
Techtronic Industries; electronics
Teledyne Technologies (TDY): GPS
Teltonika: GPS-tracker manufacturer
Temas Line; shipping company
Teradyne; electronics
Thai Airways International; logistics/transport
The Brink’s Company; logistics/transport
The Go-Ahead Group; logistics/transport
The Pole Room: a pole-dancing-for-fitness program
Tobu Railway; logistics/transport
Tokyo Electron; electronics
Tokyu; logistics/transport
TopFlyTECH: GPS-tracker manufacturer
torpedo confusers
Transit LLC; shipping company
Transworld Group Singapore; shipping company
Tropical Shipping / TOTE Maritime
TS Lines; shipping company
Turk Hava Yollari; logistics/transport
Turkon Line; shipping company
Ubiquiti; electronics
UniFeeder; shipping company
Uniglobal Shipping
Unimicron; electronics
Union Pacific; logistics/transport
United Airlines Holdings; logistics/transport
United Parcel Service (UPS); logistics/transport
Universal Display Corporation; electronics
Universal Electronics (UEIC): GPS
Veeco; electronics
Venture Corporation; electronics
Virgin Atlantic
VisEra Technologies; electronics
Vistar Shipping LLC
Wallenius Wilhelmsen; logistics/transport
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.: multinational retail corporation that operates a chain of hypermarkets, discount department stores, and grocery stores
Wan Hai Lines; shipping company
West Japan Railway; logistics/transport
Western Digital; electronics
Wistron Corporation; electronics
Wolfspeed; electronics
Xiamen Xindi; logistics/transport
Xiami; electronics
XPO; logistics/transport
X-Press Feeders Group; shipping company –(“feeder shipping” = smaller ships)
Yageo; electronics
Yamato Holdings; logistics/transport
Yang Ming Marine Transport Corp.; shipping + logistics
Yaskawa; electronics
Yellow Corp; logistics/transport
Yto Express Group; logistics/transport
Zebra Technologies; electronics
Zhonggu Logistics Corp.; shipping company
Zim Integrated Shipping Services (ZIM); shipping company
_ [top commercial-airplane builders, not just airlines]
_ [gantry companies]
_ [top ship builders, not just shipping companies]
_ [shipping-container makers, such as W&K Container Line]
_ [top trucking companies]
_ [train makers]
_ [train-car/-container makers]
_ [train-track layers; construction and maintenance companies]

Cordelia’s ~349:
(top 100 media companies, night clubs, and sex-worker organizations; ‘rebel’ + reprogramming the masses)
*Deals with media companies are conditional; they must never again broadcast, print, or promote any sexual deviancies (e.g. gender-confused hairstyles, open homosexuality, etc.), as defined by High King Auz. They’ll just have to influence/regulate their populations/growth the appropriate way from now on. They also must never again claim that pandemics or any transmissible diseases are real, since they never were. They also must never again promote nonvegan anything (food or otherwise).
*Deals with night-clubs are conditional; they must never again tolerate LGBT+ activities/events/members, and all drugs (alcohol/beer/liquor/wine, cigarettes/tobacco, pharmaceuticals, street drugs, etc.) and nonvegan food/ingredients must be removed from the premises anytime Auz is about to show up to party at any night-club.
*Deals with sex-worker organizations are conditional; they must never again tolerate LGBT+ activities/members or ugly members (as defined by High King Auz), and they must educate their audiences/members that AIDS/HIV was a scam/weapon, not a communicable disease, and it was made by insecure prudes to target anyone using full-body soothing touch and love for natural healing/therapy.

1900 Hanoi; night club
Academy LA; night club
After Caposile; night club
Ai Nightclub; night club
AirBedz Truck Mattress
All-Ukrainian League “Legalife”: Ukraine national sex workers organization
Amc Entertainment Holdings; media
Amc Networks; media
Amnesia; night club
Amnesia Cap d’Agde; night club
Amnesty International (AI): London-based human rights organization that has advocated for decriminalization of consensual sex work since 2015
ancient electronics rediscovered/reintroduced; some of what was temporarily ‘lost’ or suppressed after the 1600s/1800s fake-humans invasion/s
And; night club
APAC (Adult Performer Advocacy Committee): United States support organization for performers in the adult film industry
APROSMIG (Associação das Prostitutas de Minas Gerais): Brazil, sex worker-led organization based in Belo Horizonte
Aquarius; night club
Asahi Broadcasting Group; media
Associação Pernambucana das Profissionais do Sexo (Pernambuco Association of Sex Workers): based in Recife, Brazil
Association of Hungarian Sex Workers SZEXE: based in Budapest, Hungary
Association of Women Sex Workers of Argentina (AMMAR): based in Córdoba
Atresmedia Corporacion; media
Audacy; media
Avalon Hollywood; night club
Avant Gardner & The Brooklyn Mirage; night club
Avex; media
AWP Safety (formerly Area Wide Protective)
Barbarellas Discoteque; night club
BC Coalition of Experiential Communities: British Columbia, sex worker-led organization based in Vancouver
Beachclub; night club
Bechtel; largest general contractors company in rebuilt U.S. quarters (new states/sections)
Berghain; night club
Berufsverband erotische und sexuelle Dienstleistungen (BesD): based in Cologne, Germany –trade association for erotic and sexual-service providers
Berufsvertretung Sexarbeit Österreich (BSÖ); sexworkers-led, based in Vienna, Austria
Brevistay; hourly hotel bookings
Boomerang; night club
Boothaus; night club
Bundesverband Sexuelle Dienstleistungen (BSD): Berlin based, for operators of brothel-like businesses and self-employed prostitutes
Butterfly – Asian and Migrant Sex Workers Network: Canada support network for Asian and migrant sex workers, based in Ontario
C T Holdings; media
Cafe Del Mar; night club
Canadian Guild for Erotic Labour: sex worker organization based in Ontario
Caribbean Sex Workers Coalition (CSWC)
Cavo Pardiso; night club
Central China Land Media; media
Centro Alba: Zaragoza, Spain –support organization for sex workers and their families
Charter Communications; media
China Publishing & Media; media
China South Publishing & Media; media
Chinese Universe Publishing and Media Group; media
Cimpress; media
Cinemark Holdings; media
Cineworld Group; media
Cj Hello; media
Clean Sleep – Mobile Mattress Cleaning Service
Club Space; night club
CO Legalife-Ukraine: national organization for sex workers and their clients
Collectif des Femmes de Strasbourg-Saint-Denis: Paris Collective of sex workers in the Strasbourg-Saint-Denis district of Paris
Collectif Droits & Prostitution: France National collective of sex workers’ organizations and organizations working with sex workers
Colectivo Caye: Asturias, Spain –sex worker-led organization
Commissioner for Human Rights: Institution of the Council of Europe (CoE), stated in a 2024 Human Rights Comment that sex work should be decriminalized
Comitato Diritti Civili delle Prostitute Onlus (CDCP): sex worker-led organization based in Trieste, Italy
Crobar; night club
Cromie Disco; night club
Culture Club Revelin; night club
Cumulus Media; media
Cupcake Girls: United States, provides support to sex workers in 22 states, with offices in Las Vegas and Portland
CUSP (Community United for Safety & Protection): Alaska sex worker-led organization based in Nenana
Corus Entertainment; media
Cyfrowy Polsat; media
Czech Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence; sex workers based in Prague
D-EDGE; night club
Dai Nippon; media
DC-10; night club
De La Rue; media
De School; night club
Decriminalize Sex Work (DSW): United States, national organization pursuing a state-by-state strategy to end the prohibition of consensual adult prostitution. Decriminalize Sex Work works with local organizations, advocates, and lobbyists to build community support and convince legislators to stop prostitution-related arrests.
Deluxe; media
Desiree Alliance: United States, national alliance of sex workers and former sex workers based in Arkansas
detox kits
Dish Network; media
Dow Chemical Company: chemicals, , plastics, performance chemicals, catalysts, coatings, crop technology, crude oil and natural gas exploration and production
Drumsheds; night club
DupleX; night club
DuPont: dynamite, paint, Space-age materials, and more
Echostage; night club
Eden; night club
Elanders; media
Elsewhere; night club
empathy-blocker helmet based on Magneto’s
empathy-reducing hats; ballcaps, beanies, hoodies, etc.
English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP): sex worker organization based in London
European Sex Workers’ Rights Alliance (ESWA)
Event Hospitality & Entertainment Ltd.; media
Exchange LA; night club
EXE; night club
EZ VIP – website (and now paired with an app) to reserve VIP seats/booths/rooms at the best clubs around the world, with a rep’ from each club to escort you past the line and to your booth/room once you arrive
Fabric; night club
Fabrik; night club
Farda; customized streetwear
Farout Beach Club; night club
Floating Mug Prevents Coffee Rings on Your Furniture
FOMO; night club
Fox Corporation; media
Fuckförbundet: Sweden organization led by sex workers and based in Gothenburg
Fuji Media Holdings; media
GALAME; night club
GEMPAC (Grupo de Mulheres Prostitutas do Estado do Para): based in Belém, Brazil
Geo Holdings; media
Girgit; color-changing apparel –Pardon the scamdemic retard-masks in their presentation. –Thankfully their products’ concept by itself is useful.
Global Network of Sex Work Projects (NSWP)
glow-in-the-dark tattoos
GoGo Gear Fashionable Protective Motorcycle Riding Apparel
Granite Construction Inc.
Gray Television; media
Green Valley; night club
Hakkasan; night club
Hamboards – Surfboard Sized Skateboards
Hardpop; night club
Hi Ibiza; night club
HIPS: Washington, D.C. –provides support services to sex workers in the D.C. Metro area
Home; night club
Hot Topic: punk couture
Hunan Tv & Broadcast Intermediary Co., Ltd.
Hybe; media
iBUS (Innsbrucker Beratung und Unterstützung für Sexarbeiter*innen): Innsbruck, sex-worker support and advice organization
iHeartMedia; media
Illuzion Phuket; night club
Imagica Group, Inc.; media
Inboard M1 Electric Skateboard
Index; night club
insulation made from shredded jeans, etc.
International Union of Sex Workers (IUSW): United Kingdom-based trade union for sex workers
IPPO: upport organisation for sex workers, based in Bordeaux, France
ISlide Customizable Sandals
Jiangsu Phoenix Publishing; media
Itv; media
Kadokawa; media
koko; night club
Ktcs; media
Kymera – Electric Jet Propelled Body Board
Kyodo Printing Co., Ltd.; media
La Feria; night club
Laroc Club; night club
Las Vegas Dancers Alliance: sex workers organization in Nevada
Lee Enterprises; media
Les amis du bus des femmes: Paris, organization operates 8 busses to support sex workers
Liberty Expedia Holdings; media
Liberty Global; media
light-up tattoos
Liquid Money – Money Scented Perfume and Cologne
Lions Gate Entertainment; media
LOD; night club
Lost Beach Club; night club
MAD Club; night club
Mango Excellent Media; media
Marquee Nightclub & Dayclub; night club
Marquee Singapore; night club
Mediaset Espana Comunicacion; media
Métropole Télévision; media
Mfe-Mediaforeurope; media
Ministry of Fun; night club
Ministry of Sound; night club
Mnc Asia Holding; media
Motion; night club
Movimento dxs Trabalhadorxs do Sexo: Portugal, national organization that supports sex workers’ rights
Msci; media
MUZE; night club
Neo Innovations Tattoo Removal
Netflix; media
Network 18 Media & Investments; media
New City Gas; night club
New York Times; media
New Zealand Prostitutes’ Collective: sex worker-led collective based in Wellington, with branches in other cities.
News Corp.; media
Nexstar Media Group; media
Nine Entertainment Co. Holding; media
Ningbo Orient Wires & Cables; media
Nippon Television Holdings; media
Nissha; media
Nitsa; night club
Noa Beach Club; night club
Nova SD; night club
Noxx; night club
Octava; night club
Omnia; night club
Opium; night club
overdose kits
Pacha Ibiza; night club
Papaya; night club
Paramount Global; media
Partie Poche Cell Phone Leg Strap
personal (man-portable) EMF detector (handset)
Phi Beach; night club
Pitt Club; night club
Plataforma LatinoAmerica de Personas que EjeRcen el Trabajo Sexual (PLAPERTS)
Plataforma StopAbolicion: Spain Coalition of people affected by sex work criminalization laws
Playhouse; night club
Pleiadian shield-clothing which helps block/reduce emotion-energy from others/passersby
POC POC; night club
PONY (Prostitutes of New York): sex worker led organization
Pt Elang Mahkota Teknologi Tbk; media
Pt Global Mediacom; media
ProCoRe (Prostitution Collective Reflexion): Switzerland network of 27 sex worker organizations
Prosiebensat1 Media; media
Prostitutas Indignadas: Barcelona, Spain –sex worker-led organization of street workers in the El Raval neighborhood
Putains dans l’âme: Besançon based, organization of sex workers and supporters
Quad/Graphics; media
Razzmatazz; night club
Rebel; night club
Red Canary Song: New York City, massage worker group based in Flushing
Red Light District by TW!O: Atlanta, sex workers rights advocacy organization providing community, safety, and support to sex workers
Red Light United: De Wallen Trade union of (mostly foreign) window workers on De Wallen, based in Amsterdam
Red Umbrella Front (RUF): Ireland, “grass-roots sex worker organization founded by sex workers in Ireland in response to state violence and exploitation by non-governmental organizations, including those founded and run by religious orders”
Red Umbrella Fund (RUF)
RELX; media
remote-viewer tracer; determine the location of anyone who remote-viewed you
Rex Club; night club
Rose Alliance: Sweden sex worker-led organization based in Stockholm
Rtl Group; media
S&P Global (publishing); media
Salli – United Sex Professionals of Finland
Salome’s Circle: Victoria, Australia –support organization for strippers, exotic dancers, and show girls. Based in Melbourne
Sanoma; media
Savaya; night club
Scarlet Alliance: Australia national network of sex workers organizations and projects. Based in Redfern
Scholastic; media
Sel Octagon; night club
Seoul Broadcasting System; media
Seven West Media; media
Sex Industry Network (SIN): South Australia, sex worker-led organization, originally called Prostitutes Association of South Australia (PASA). Based in Mile End.
Sex Trade Workers Industrial Union
Sex Workers Alliance Ireland (SWAI): Dublin, Ireland
Sex Workers’ Empowerment Network: Athens, empower sex workers by unionizing them, and thus by forming a sex worker led community
Sex Workers’ Rights Advocacy Network (SWAN): unites NGOs and sex worker groups in Hungary
Sex Workers’ Rights Advocacy Network for Central and Eastern Europe and Central Asia (SWAN)
Sexarbejdernes Interesseorganisation: sex workers based in Denmark
Sexsäljares och allierades nätverk i Sverige: Sweden network of sex workers and their allies
SexWorkCall Romania: based in Bucharest
Shandong Publishing & Media; media
Shaw Communications; media
Shelter; night club
ShiShi; night club
Shochiku; media
Silver Rose: sex worker-led organization based in St Petersburg, Russia, with branches in more than 40 Russian cities
Sinclair Broadcast Group; media
Sirius Xm Holdings; media
Sleeping Duck: a customizable mattress
Sloboda Prava (Equal Rights): based in Belgrade, Serbia
Sound; night club
Soundcheck; night club
Southern Publishing and Media; media
Space Plus Bangkok; night club
Spazio 900; night club
Studio 338; night club
Support For Student Sex Workers: based in Manchester, England
Surreal Park; night club
SWOP NSW (Sex Workers Outreach Project): New South Wales, originally called the Australia Prostitutes’ Collective. Based in Surry Hills.
Syndicat des travailleuses et travailleurs du sexe: Switzerland, sex workers organization based in Geneva
tattoo-removal laser made painless
Tbs Holdings, Inc.; media
Tegna; media
Telekom Austria AG; media
Television Francaise 1; media
Tesla inventions that were previously banned/suppressed (various, numerous, and wide range of applications)
The Ave Custom Printed Apparel – such as putting a comic image on a sneaker
The Concourse Project; night club
The E.W. Scripps; media
The Grand; night club
The Grand Factory; night club
The Penthouse; night club
The Sex Workers Union: United Kingdom, originally named United Sex Workers
The Walt Disney Company: entertainment services, merchandise, movies, & shows
The Warehouse Project; night club
Time Nightclub; night club
Time Publishing and Media; media
Toei; media
Toho; media
Toppan (printing & related services); media
Toppan Forms; media
Transcontinental; media
Tresor; night club
Tv Asahi Holdings; media
Tv Tokyo Holdings; media
Tv18 Broadcast; media
Umbrella Lane: sex worker organization based in Glasgow, Scotland
United States Infrastructure Corporation (USIC)
Universal Music Group; media
Urban Monkey; streetwear
Ushuaia Ibiza; night club
Versuz; night club
Vivendi; media
Vixen Collective: Victoria, Australia –sex worker-led organization
Voice4Sexworkers: Germany, network of organizations and individuals
Wanda Film Holding; media
Warehouse; night club
Warner Bros. Discovery, Inc.; media
Warner Music Group; media
Warp Shinjuku; night club
Warung; night club
Watergate; night club
Wave Club; night club
Wayne Enterprises
WOMB; night club
World Wrestling Entertainment; media
Wowow; media
Z Holdings; media
Zee Entertainment Enterprises; media
ZEROTOKYO; night club
Zhejiang Publishing & Media; media
Zouk Las Vegas; night club
Zouk Singapore; night club

*All organizations claiming to be for sex-worker health got clandestinely mindreading-based audited, identifying which are brainwashed morons spreading the lie that AIDS/HIV is transmissible, and which had been pretending to offer healthcare while actually causing AIDS by injecting (or otherwise exposing patients/clients to) HIV.

Compared to the major stock-exchanges:

2,736 presenters/businesses featured on this show,
and 1,532 we made deals with… = possibly 100% of NYSE companies, plus hundreds more from around the world (and other worlds).
The NYSE has ~2,300 companies.
There are ~80 major stock-exchanges on Earth, with a combined value of $110.2T
plus more for the secret Space programs / other human-colonized worlds.
Our partnerships with hundreds of companies means we have a significant influence on all the major stock-exchanges/-markets of Earth.

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What do already-successful corporations such as Lockheed Martin want with Us? We have access to intel’ that can make them even richer, I have ICVs who can satisfy and elevate their wildest sexual fantasies, and if they Don’t make deals with us I’ll just delete them.

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Since we are above all human laws/regulations/thinking, and focused on spreading ALL good things compatible with us, we do not think in terms of “conflicts of interest”; we can partner with more than one business which provides the same kind of product or service in the same field/industry, and it will not take away profits from either, but continue helping both/all.

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Some of the Approved Businesses:

Often, we will not disclose their names, as they are not always human-based, nor (for many obvious reasons) interested in humans knowing about them.

aromatherapy; various items/devices
backpack (collapsible) bicycle
breeding entire towns for Inisfreean enjoyment/needs
cock-and-balls-shaped xmas lights
converting the remaining trash of the megacities
fixing death-temples back to the energy-sharing electric devices they were before the death-cult disabled them (and/or built sloppy ones with no understanding of the science that went into the original versions)
graffiti removal service – lasers-based
identifying and removing/euthanizing trees and other plants that were modified inappropriately by humans; GMOs, etc.
insulation made from shredded jeans, etc.
jar-cakes; for Dirig’
Kodiak Cakes’ Plant-Based Classic Pancake & Waffle Mix is vegan
making copies of books we approved to have in Inisfree… so hardcopies can be spread and shared throughout the world/s, translated into Elvish, Asari, etc.
personal (man-portable) EMF detector (handset)
portable chromotherapy device/s
rehab for those once tricked into believing and being addicted to death-cult escapism and blame-shifting
removal of megacity structures
removing chemtrail residue on the land and sky scrubbers, Habitat for Earthlings is like Habitat for Humanity but we build homes not of wood… and for people who were dislocated from their homes or natural environments by humans… and we don’t make them wait a year just to apply; we give timely help where it is clearly needed
safe excavations to mine the megacities
starting kajirae schools for sexy girls in all towns so that they feel no stress bc their natural sexuality is finally embraced as part of their upbringing
translating ancient books from Elven into modern
translating modern books into ancient languages when desired
using human bones in the megacities as bone-meal
vegan dog treats such as ice-cream; for Husky House
vegan jerky
vegan Snickers and Snickers ice cream bars
veganizing things we are used to from the Outlands
World Tree(s) protection rangers, finding micro plastics the Ocean Cleanup project didn’t remove

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Episode Highlights:

*As you know, Inisfree is a place of full compatibility between everyone, which includes holistic, thus sexual, and the Inisfreean people are a new version/race of nymphs, thus many things in this city are sexual, including what happens on Inisfreean TV shows. This is as normal, healthy, and appreciated here in our realm as suits and handshakes are in the Outlands. Read the following clips/excerpts with that in mind.

Some girls come in and want to start a full-service massage parlor, are upbeat as they honestly say, yes, it (“full-service massage”) is synonymous with a whore house, and then they ask if we would like samples, so their top whores come in, we all get on their ‘milking’ tables, their professional employees then showing us how they know how to give each client an enjoyable full-body massage tailored just for them.

Another pitch lets our female ‘sharks’ try their cum / cum-infused drinks; the presenters offer them in shot-glasses and from cock-shaped mini-carafes, and then they thoughtfully tell Auz, “We know you only like when females drink cum, so if you would like one of us to just sit on your lap and suck your tongue while you finger us, we would all be delighted to, great king of kings.”
While two petite female presenters are snuggled up on Auz’s lap, taking turns sucking his tongue the way he likes, Emma cutely says to Virginia, “Sister-wife.”
So Virginia smiles as she looks up from sip-sampling the cum-drink flavors.
“Cum-kiss,” Emma smiles beautifully, a half statement, half request.
Virginia beams and nods, slurps in a mouthful from her glass, leans over from her chair, and cum-swap kisses with Emma.
Then the rest take turns doing this with each other, giggling and saying, “Mmmm, I like your flavor, too!” (because they can taste the drinks’ flavors in the cum from their sister-wives’ (fellow ‘shark’s’) lips), rubbing lips before pecking (a quick kiss) goodbye, returning to their chairs.

A different pitch included the presenter saying, “We are polyam’ and swingers just like yourselves, and we know how much you like sex samples, gangbangs, and reverse gangbangs, so …” They offer to run ‘trains’ on each female shark, with a female ‘train’ lined up for Auz to quickie fuck each one.

One brings in robotic dogs and beasts bred to be natural sex slaves, and lets each female shark get fucked by them on her chair.

Cordelia raises an eyebrow at a male presenter as he walks in. “Would you like to fuck me before presenting? –In front of everyone here, of course.”
The presenter smiles and nods, waiting for her next move.
“He’s my type,” she grins over her shoulder to Auz and Emma as she walks up to him to begin, kissing him on the lips, then turning around to face us as she spreads her legs and gives him her wrists to hold back.
“Can he cum in me, daddy?” she asks their husband, Auz.
Auz smiles and nods, so she moans and pushes back even better, helping the presenter to cum inside her.
Emma hurries over and gets down between her legs when she sees his cum about to drip to the floor, and cleans her up by licking, catching the first drip string of cum and slurping up all the rest that gets fucked out, keeping her knees wide toward her fellow ‘sharks’ who are still seated the whole time.
Then she follows her back to her seat, licking her sister’s pussy from behind the whole way, then stays on all fours after Cordelia sits back down, and sucks her pussy until she gets the last of the cum out, then cum-kisses her on her lips, then returns to her own seat.

Whenever presenters bring their spouses on to consult in the hallway after a deal is proposed, those spouses come in and offer themselves sexually right along with the presenters. Many, of course, have multiple wives or multiple husbands, all of whom come and stay in that hallway for that purpose / these purposes; last-minute consulting/deciding plus celebratory/officiating sex. Many also bring their son/s along to enjoy sex with the female ‘sharks’ if a deal is made, and/or their daughter/s along to enjoy sex with all the ‘sharks’ if a deal is made.

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2024 July 6 Saturday/+ adds:

“I was often forced into homelessness by heartless humanimals who only cared about pressuring helpless people into joining their death cults, so any product that helps campers, nomads, or homeless people… really resonates with me.”
The ‘sharks’ at my sides reach over to lovingly rest a hand on my shoulders so I can ‘ground’ and recompose myself to finish my remark/offer.
“I go on expeditions often, sometimes even more than I plan or like to, so any product that helps explorers really resonates with me.”
“All 5 of us are going to team up with you, if you’ll accept our offer. Most of the time, the products pitched in here are either for
1) a particular nation, industry, or demographic of humans on Earth,” Cordelia smiles beautifully and gives a friendly wave,
“2) most or all superhumans on Earth,” Emma then smiles and waves how Cordelia did,
“3) military or search & rescue, on Earth and out along the way to some of its colonies,” then Virginia does,
“4) people Of those colonies,” Meredith is next,
“or 5) our multidimensional alliance in some way,” I smiling and raising my hand in self-identification last,
“but your product works for all of those, so each of us simultaneously is going to focus on telling all our connections and clientele about it at the same time. We are going to do our best to make you and your great product a household name by year’s end. Thank you so much for coming on this show and giving us the opportunity to hear your story and work with you. It is an honor.”
“While we cannot allow things made outside our realm to enter our realm, other than the people who are compatible with us, we want one of your cutting boards in every residential kitchen in our realm. So, how does that work? We are going to make a donation to you that is equal to how much you would have been paid by customers to make that number of boards; you use that money however you feel is best; expand your business with it, re-donate it to other good causes, a little of both, whatever works for you. We are then going to manufacture the boards for us in our realm, so you don’t have to suddenly and temporarily scale up, work overtime, or get special permission to import them here. Furthermore, anytime any of you would like our assistance, or to take a break and vacation at any of the places we manage, you just let us know, all expenses paid. Consider yourselves lifetime guests; not paying Customers of ours, Guests.
Whenever we are extra impressed, one of us always stands and invites the presenter to sit on our chair; our way of saying we feel they will soon be in such a position to invest in others.
“You are already doing very well; I don’t think you need our help. That is a compliment.”

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Businesses on the Original Shark Tank(s):

We have decided to keep these businesses going, or –in cases when the creator is no longer interested in the venture– to reboot them ourselves.

A Perfect Pear – pear-fig jam, white-chocolate pear sauce, cinnamon-pear jelly, etc.
ABS Protein Pancake Mix
AirBedz Truck Mattress
Atlas Monroe Plant Based Foods
Aura Bora Herbal Sparkling Water – with extracts of herbs, fruits, and flowers
Baker’s Edge – Kitchen Innovations
Bala Bangles Workout Weights
Bambooee – The Reuseable Eco-Friendly Paper Towel
Baobab Polo Shirts – longer-lasting than regular Polos, and now made to ‘hug’ the tits of Inisfreean women
BedJet Heating & Cooling for Beds
Bee Free Honee – Honey Alternative Made With Apples
Better Life Cleaning Products (safe even around youngsters)
Beyond Sushi – Vegan Sushi and Catering
Bite Eco-Friendly Toothpaste – refillable bottles instead of one-use tubes
Bohana Popped Water Lily Seeds
Bombas – Athletic Socks –just without any wool (i.e. animal products of any kind)
Boo Boo Goo Paint-On Bandages
Booty Queen Apparel – accentuate a woman’s form
BuggyBeds – Bed Bug Traps
Butter Cloth Shirts – comfortable flexible/stretchable button-down dress-shirts – now made to ‘hug’ the tits of Inisfreean women
Cave Shake Paleo Diet Shakes
Chef in Black – Chinese dressing / food-seasoning
Chill Soda – healthy alternative
Chocomize – Custom Chocolate Bars
Cinnaholic Cinnamon Roll Dessert Shop
Clean Sleep – Mobile Mattress Cleaning Service
Coconut Girl Paleo Desserts – dairy-free squares
Coco Taps – Coconut Drill and Tap
Concealed Carry Academy: Spy Escape and Evasion Courses
Delighted By Hummus – Sweet Dessert Hummus
Deux: Good-for-You Cookie Dough
Dollop Gourmet Frosting – Natural, Organic, and Vegan
Dura-Tent Table Top Food Screen
Earth Log – The Eco-Friendly Scented Fire Log (100% recycled materials)
Element Bars – Customizable Energy Bars
Everytable Healthy Fast Food
Everything Legendary Vegan Burger
EZ VIP – website (and now paired with an app) to reserve VIP seats/booths/rooms at the best clubs around the world, with a rep’ from each club to escort you past the line and to your booth/room once you arrive
Face Yoga Anti-aging Facial Exercises
FiberFix – Industrial Strength Repair Wrap
First Saturday Lime Insect Repellent – chemical-free and more-effective version
Floating Mug Prevents Coffee Rings on Your Furniture
Fortress Cold Weather Clothing
Fridge Fronts Appliance Cover
Genius Juice Coconut Smoothies
GoGo Gear Fashionable Protective Motorcycle Riding Apparel
Gotta Have S’more
Grace & Lace
Granola Butter by Oat Haus
Grease Monkey Wipes – natural citric-based cleaning agent
Greenbox Eco-friendly Pizza Box
Hamboards – Surfboard Sized Skateboards
Hello Prenup: Online Prenuptial Agreement Service
His & Her Bar
Hydroviv Water Filters – industrial-grade, such as for Flint, Michigan, levels of lead
iFork Flatware That Never Touches The Table
IllumiBowl – Toilet Night Light
Ilumi – World’s Smartest Lightbulb (remote/wireless plus color changing)
Inboard M1 Electric Skateboard
IncrEdible Spoons by IncrEdible Eats
Ink Flip Printer Ink Refills
InstaFire – Fire Starting Pellets
iReTron Device Recycling
ISlide Customizable Sandals
Jackson’s Honest Potato Chips
Just The Cheese Snack Bars – crunchy bars based on the edges of grilled cheese that get overcooked
Kalyx Sports Bras – designed to help with exercise-induced breast-pain
KIN Apparel Satin Lined Hoodies
Kodiak Cakes
Kymera – Electric Jet Propelled Body Board
LARQ Self Cleaning Bottle
Liquid Money – Money Scented Perfume and Cologne
Lite-Netics – Magnetic Holiday and Christmas Lights
Llama Brew – Plant Food Made From Llama Manure
Maven’s Creamery Macaron Ice Cream Sandwiches
Mighty Carver Turkey Chainsaw (because we use it for seitan, tempeh, tofurky, etc.)
MountainFlow Eco-Wax: Plant Based Ski Wax
Mrs. Goldfarb’s Unreal Deli – vegan
Naja – Luxurious Lingerie
Neo Innovations Tattoo Removal
Nomiku Sous Vide Cooker
Nubrella Hands Free Umbrella
Numilk Dairy-Free Milk –and carrageenan-free (red seaweed derivative as a food additive) —pitch (*pardon his retard-parroting pretending a virus is real / blaming a virus for the cowardice and laziness and stupidity of humans)
–and for their commercial large (refrigerator-size), commercial desk-top (for coffee-shops), and personal desk-top nut-milk machines
OA Foods – Quinoa, Chia, Palmini
O’Dang Hummus – Hummus Salad Dressings
Off The Cob – Organic Corn Tortillas (made from sweet corn, not grain corn – grain corn resulting in drier, grainier chips, etc.)
Oru Kayak – Fold Up Boat
Partie Poche Cell Phone Leg Strap
Paskho Apparel – clothes made from recycled clothing/materials
Peaceful Fruits – Acai Beery Fruit Snacks
Pili Hunters Pili Nuts
Pipcorn: Mini Popcorn
PiperWai – Natural Charcoal Based Deodorant
Pitt Moss – Peat Moss Alternative
Plate Topper – Airtight Cover for Leftovers
PMS Bites – Healthy Snacks That Relieve Symptoms of PMS
PODillow
PolyGlide Synthetic Ice
Power Pot – Cooking Vessel and Electric Generator
Proper Good 90 Second Meals
Rapid Ramen Cooker
Recycled Chopstick Art
Remyxx Recyclable Sneakers (ReKixx)
Revolights – Bicycle Lighting System
Ring Video Doorbell
RinseKit – Portable Sprayer and Shower
Rule Breaker Snacks Vegan Cookies
Sanaía Applesauce – ingredients: exotic notes of tropical fruits, spices, and botanicals – apple-sauce variants: guava, tamarind, hibiscus, lychee, pear, sour cherry, elderflower, lavender, and ginger
SAP! Maple Based Beverages
See/Rescue Streamer Safety Signal Device
Shefit – Sports Bra (adjustable horizontal back strap so they fit any bust)
Snacklins Vegan Pork Rinds
SolSource Solar Cooker by One Earth Designs
Soupergirl Soup
SpiritHoods – Faux Fur Animal Hoods
Stasher Silicone Food Storage Bags – a polymer made from sand and oxygen that is heat and water resistant
Susty Party – Eco-Friendly Disposable Party Supplies
TaDah Foods FalaFel Wraps
Tailgate N Go Outdoor Kitchen
Talbott Teas
The Ave Custom Printed Apparel – such as putting a comic image on a sneaker
The Avocaderia – Avocado Bar
The BoobyPack Sports Bra with Pockets
The Bumbling Bee Vegan Junk Food & Burger Bar
The Cheese Chopper
The Cookie Dough Cafe – no eggs, meant to be eaten raw
The Frozen Farmer Ice Cream – reclaimed/discarded farm fruits/vegetables made into ice cream
The Original Shrimp Burger – now with a vegan version
The Pizza Cupcake – vegan for us
The Seventy2 – Survival Backpack Kit For First 72 Hours (but without the idiotic facemask, of course)
Titin – Weighted Compression Gear
Tree T-Pee Water Conservation for Farmers
Truffle Shuffle:
Balinese Truffle Salt is a mixture of high-quality salt sourced from a single-family farm in Bali and summer truffles from France dried at peak ripeness.
Brown Butter Truffle Honey is made with wildflower bee honey from Napa and Sonoma produced with sustainable beekeeping methods; black truffles dog-harvested in Oregon; brown butter; and a hint of fleur de sel (“flower of salt”), a rare and expensive form of sea salt harvested in France.
Black Truffle Carpaccio is thinly sliced black summer truffles preserved in extra virgin olive oil at the peak of their flavor and aroma. The life of the truffles is extended by ±18 months, allowing you to enjoy them at any time of year.
Black Truffle Kettle Corn is a sweet, savory, salty snack made with Balinese Truffle Salt, savory white cheddar cheese and heirloom kettle corn. It is a umami flavor explosion for when you want snazzy popcorn with a glass of wine or a cocktail.
Under-Ease Underwear – Anti-flatulence Underwear
Uprising Bread Alternative
Veggie Mama – Frozen Fruit and Veggie Bars
Victoria’s Kitchen Almond Water
Viewsport Sweat Activated Workout Gear
Villy Custom Bicycles
Virtusphere VR Platform –walk in a rolling sphere; hamster ball for humans
Wad-free Bed Sheet Laundry Detangler
Wild Squirrel nut-butters
Wyp Aviation Wingboard
Zach & Zoe Wildflower Honey – plant-based honey to Grocery Store, Food Proc Fac, etc.
Zero Pollution Motors – Air Powered Car

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Since it has come to our attention that there are 50 Shark Tank shows (separate TV programs, such as the one for Australia, and the one for India), ICVs are going through all their content to determine which companies/products are worthy of us continuing/perfecting them.

Australia pitches/products reviewed:

Surfsafe; a device that is embedded in surfboards to deter shark attacks
Rescue Swag; comprehensive first aid kit that doubles as a sling, splint, compression device and water carrier
Scrubba Wash Bag: a portable washing machine for travel, camping and sportswear
Grown Wooden Eyewear: bamboo and wooden sunglasses
Ampan: a product made from agricultural waste for building construction
Koja: a range of superfood toppers
Halo Medical Devices: a digital goniometer used by physiotherapists
On The Go Sports: custom sports apparel e-commerce
Super Orbs: bite sized vegan snack meal made with organic super-foods
Body Peace Clothing: a range of eco-friendly clothes from bamboo
Super Food Sushi: vegan sushi cafe
Supercharged Food: online website which offers anti-inflammatory recipes for improved health
Pentablock: a unique interlocking construction block
Torque Safe: a business that manufactures and sells safety switches for dangerous hydraulic torque tools
Mini Clones: 3D scanning which creates replicated figurines
The Hammbag: an all-in-one hammock, backpack and towel
Catch ‘N’ Release: an anchor retrieval company that eliminates damage to the ocean
Hoo Haa Headphones: headphones with a retractable lead
The Pole Room: a pole-dancing-for-fitness program
Over The Moo: lactose-free coconut milk ice cream
Sleeping Duck: a customisable mattress
Deliciou: a vegetarian bacon flavoured seasoning
The Guitar Strap Co.: custom designed guitar straps
Foddies: a specialty food brand for people with food intolerance and allergies
Hummingbird: raw superfood blendies to add to your smoothie
Your Flavour: a range of handmade healthy seasoning products
Melanie Newman Salon Essentials: professional dog grooming products made out of plant-derived ingredients
Jimalie Coconut Products: a range of premium quality coconut products
Ecto Hand Planes: a bodysurfing hand-plane that’s made from recycled surfboards
Coconut Bowls: bowls made from coconut
The T Lady: menopause tea, a herbal tea designed to help relieve symptoms of menopause
Wearable X: includes Nadi X – a woven-in technology to yoga pants with sensors that connect to an app which assists beginner to intermediate yogis to practice at home –Sharks claimed the tech’ was fake/ineffective/not-ready, but maybe it is (not ready) or, at least, can be easily rendered complete/ready
The Swag: a fridge bag that holds moisture to prevent fruit and vegetables from going off
The Mason Baker: handmade jarcakes
Hex Pegs: a multi-purpose caravan and camping peg that are drilled into and out of the ground using any type of drill or impact driver
The Seek Society: Earth-conscious camping and outdoor canvas tents

India pitches/products reviewed:

Tagz Foods; healthy potato-chips
qZense Labs; food-freshness detector
Farda; customized streetwear
Annie; Braille-literacy device
Caragreen; eco-friendly boxes
Morikko Pure Foods; healthy snacks
PNT Robotics; robotics and automation solutions
Cocofit; coconut-based beverages
Bamboo India; bamboo products
Let’s Try; healthy snacks
RoadBounce; pothole-detection software and data
WeSTOCK; livestock health monitoring (mod for kajirae and prisoners)
Poo de Cologne; toilet-spray w/ essential-oils
Urban Monkey; streetwear
KG Agrotech; ag’ innovations
Watt Technovations; ventilated PPE kits
Wakao Foods; jackfruit products
Astrix; ‘smart’ locks
Tweek Labs; sportswear
SoupX; healthy soups and soup-based meals
Girgit; color-changing apparel
Patil Kaki; home-style hygienic snacks
Brandsdaddy; automatic fire-extinguisher
The Simply Salad; healthy salads
Kyari Innovation; adventure-safety gadgets
Solinas; water-sanitation asset-management
Ekatra; sustainable artisinal brand for stationaries and lifestyle products
Raasa; hygenic & safe food-carts (shopping carts?)
Green Snacks; healthy snacks
Zoff; spices brand
CellBell; executive & gaming chairs
Ubreathe; air purifiers
The Healthy Binge; healthy snacks
Zoe Nutrition; holistic health and wellness
GrowIt; protective farming products
WOL3D; consumer 3D-printing
Healthy Master; healthy munching (???
Waggy Zone; vegan pet ice-creams
Brevistay; hourly hotel bookings
Wicked Gud; healthy pasta and noodles
The Honest Home; eco-friendly daily-use products
The Cinnamon Kitchen; plant-based healthy snacks
TURMS; intelligent clothing
80Wash; waterless washing-machine
Bartisans; just for their mocktails (not their cocktails)
Pizza Galleria; is it vegeTARIAN or VEGAN?
Koparo; coconut-based cleaning products
JewelBox; lab-grown diamond jewelry (modified for non-jewelry)
A Little Extra; hand-made fabric-jewelry
Alt Co; plant-based dairy products
Without; products made from waste-plastic
Kibo by Trestle Labs; OCR
ECO BioTraps; mosquito-breeding prevention
D’chica; innerwear for teenage girls
Artinci; zero-sugar desserts
Aastey; “ath-leisure-wear”
Arista Vault; ‘smart’-luggage
Kryzen Biotech; hydroponic farming
Erotissch; lingerie and swimwear
Niblerzz; sugar-free candy
SORICH; guilt-free snacks
Fit n Flex; healthy snacking and cereal
SPEC OPS; tactical clothing for military
Coratia Technologies; unmanned underwater robots
CoolAnt; nature-based cooling tech’
Xmachines; robotics and AI for ag’
Luvottica; lovemaking furniture

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2024 July 6 Saturday/+ adds:

BigMoon Power: electricity from tidal power (waves-based hydroelectric)
Blueland: cleaning tablets and permanent spray bottles; so no more buying new bottles every time and then trashing or recycling them
Circadian Optics: sunlight-like color and brightness in stylish desk-lamp form, perfect for Antarctic research stations, colonies on worlds with very different starlight, military submarines, etc.
Cup Board Pro: cutting board with more-logical design for quicker/automatic cleanup —pitch (at mark 20:16)
Kronos: precision-milled putters
Moonshade Blinds: and possibly same company that makes portable vehicle awnings
Perifit / Yarlap (2 separate products/companies): device to tighten Kegel muscles
Reggae Reggae Sauce: (ingredients) Scotch bonnet chillis and all spice combined with Caribbean herbs to make this unique jerk/bbq sauce
TheyFit Condoms, by The Condom Revolutionary: 95 condom sizes; 14 lengths and 12 widths (95 combinations of those)
Thomas Compact: all-natural first-aid products, such as an herbs-based kit (ancient/timeless remedies and cures)
Worthenshaw’s (rebranded as Kirsty’s), a frozen dairy-free dessert and alternative to ice cream –which added frozen meals, then chilled ready adult meals
_: condom safe for the environment
_: new kind of popcorn bag
_: sparkly swimsuit
_: textbook rental service (just the concept applied in our realms)
Zipz: sealed and wrapped strong drink glasses (so strong you can stand on them), helping prevent spills when in an airplane etc. (via a lid you can attach to the bottom before removing the seal, then the lid secures to the top so you can use it like an adult sippy-cup), but not for any alcohol, of course

Elon’s Neuralink is a great workaround for people with various indefinite major injuries and disabilities, but we prefer the long-suppressed/-banned cures. We hope Neuralink continues to improve the mobility and lives of Outlanders living in nations which don’t allow healers and cures, but in our realm we will be fully healing/curing all who are compatible with us and wish to visit us here.

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After the Show:

Due-diligence reviews are completed by a skilled team of ICVs and our ‘sharks’ (or their subordinates) after/for every offer made on this show. If a due-diligence review concludes that the offer is worth officiating, then the deal is completed/legalized off-the-air. No “Inisfreean Way” interactions are required to officiate that part of the process (as such would be for normal/daily business dealings elsewhere in Inisfree).

We tend to only make deals with companies run by beyond-humans (humanoids such as Elves, etc.), which do business in beyond-human civilizations, and which only employ people who are tolerable to us (i.e. none of the degenerate scum that some modern human companies started forcing their normal employees to tolerate/accept); we are extremely unlikely to agree to partner with any company which employs degenerates or caters to the modern human mainstream.
Our Due Diligence work always checks to see what every employee and leader is like in every business we have on this show offered a deal to.

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2024 July 6 Saturday notes:

You’ll get the contact info for the one/s you agree to a deal with, and if ever they can’t immediately take a call from you… an ICV will expertly work with you until ‘your shark’ is available again.
We sometimes take months to do due diligence; to finalize the agreed-upon deals.

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Partial Culture:

This is the one time we don’t have kajirae sitting on the floor at our feet, hugging one of our lower legs; the focus is on the business propositions, not our culture. Our ‘sharks’ also wear business couture during these episodes, though sometimes our female ‘sharks’ wear diaphanous business couture. Any or all of them may have their hair braided, though Auz’s hair is always styled in a masculine way.

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Off-camera Culture:

Complimentary kajirae are offered to everyone for an hour or two, even if they don’t get a deal; we want everyone feeling encouraged, welcomed, and satisfied as much as possible for making the effort to prepare a ‘pitch’ and come here. Presenters can make full use of any of the offered kajirae at our filming location/s for this show, taking them where they are, and/or taking them to any of the alcoves/offices in the business-suite.

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Sharks on Sharks:

Sometimes all five of these ‘sharks’ hang out naked together, watching the original Shark Tank episodes in the ‘media room’ (personal theater) in Auz’s big private mansion in Inisfree. After each proposition in those episodes, they pause the show, then discuss if any of them would have offered different deals to the presenters. This brainstorming helps them stay sharp –and ready for their own Shark Tank show; this one.
And, yes, all of them are married -to each other- in the standard Inisfreean polyamory relationship; all four of our female ‘sharks’ are some of the wives of King Auz.

Usually, these evening show-watching hangouts of theirs start with them meeting and mingling in his mansion’s Tree Foyer, followed by a Gorean “heated-serve” drink-service from his Wine Lobby, with the show-watching next, and all of them wrapping up for the night by taking a skinny-dip out in one of this big home’s three pools (two in one of its side-yards, or the one up on the roof). More than once, this has turned into some hour-long Inisfree-style ‘fun’ out there. Meredith Vickers, in particular, has often preferred to stay to ‘swim’ and ‘talk’ with Auz a bit longer after the other three wives/’sharks’ have left.

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Our Sharks:

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Shark tank theme song

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