The Law of Inisfree – Austin Bunton Designs

All laws in/of our realm not spelled out in our Constitution shall be listed here. The following laws are wisely designed to re-stabilize all the realms, thereby eventually re-stabilizing all. They are permanent; they cannot be voted against.

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Table of Contents:

Advisory
Directory of Our Law Categories
2022 Notes
2023/+ Reiteration, Etc.

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Advisory:

All laws are drafted and passed/ratified by me (Auz), enforced by only my deployed ICVs. This includes all laws in all lands/realms; all places in Creation must now follow these rules I have wisely spelled out.

Meetings/sessions of the Congresses hosted in Inisfree are not for debating on, ratifying, or vetoing/repealing any laws, but instead only to facilitate volunteerism on a new scale, between more than just humans.

Since humans crossed so many proverbial lines (possibly every line), the stakes have been increased; repercussions for wronging Auz and his people now make such heinous deeds practically unthinkable, truly suicidal.

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Directory of Our Law Categories:

The laws of Inisfree, much like the laws of the Outlands, are organized into categories based on the areas/’fields’ they cover.

Admiralty: (a.k.a. “Maritime Law”) Admiralty law regulates economic transactions and property disputes involving marine trade, sailors, navigation, or land-based activity that is maritime in nature. Admiralty law is not, however, synonymous with the Law of the Sea, which is in the realm of international public law and deals with rights to navigation, minerals, or coastal waters jurisdiction.
Assault: This subset of the law is for corporal punishment and other physical discipline; what humans called “assault” is sometimes warranted, legal, fully understandable –and now protected under specific circumstances.
Attitude: Behavior, such as reactions and treatment of others, are now prescribed and regulated, humans having chosen to abuse their Constitutions, freedoms, and privileges so exhaustively for generations.
Banking: Formerly called “Bankruptcy Law”, this applies to the insolvency problems of individuals as well as organizations. This type of law issues directly from the Constitution and is in the domain of Federal law, though State laws (back when U.S. states, and the U.S.A., existed) had an important effect on bankruptcy procedure. Legal practitioners in this field were experts in the U.S. Bankruptcy Code, which was a subset of the United States Code. Today, we have expanded this to regulate all banks more than their customers/users, as 100% of banks turned into ruthless extortionist/criminal organizations/mafias.
Banned Human Activities: Almost everything humans used to do and take for granted is now illegal, as all the choices/actions of this species resulted in the civilized people downgrading/reclassifying humankind as a nuisance/pest/rodent sub-race, specifically an collective incarnation of chaos itself.
Black Operations: No longer illegal or even rare, this category of business/military work is now spelled out here.
Body Modifications: This subset of our law details what may and may not be done to one’s self, since humans started ruining their inherited decent forms in all manner of unspeakable, unthinkable ways.
Body Types: Body types law explains what is healthy and acceptable in terms of physiques, ensuring those compatible and allied with Inisfree choose and maintain proper forms.
Business: Also known as “Corporate Law”, this involves the formation, dissolution, and all other legal aspects of the administration of corporations and other/smaller businesses. Typical duties of corporate lawyers include mergers, acquisitions, internal reorganization, or disputes between corporations and individuals concerning liability, patents, and compliance with state and federal law, as well as international accords. A legal professional whose sole client is a corporation is generally known as in-house counsel.
Civil: Civil rights law aims to balance competing interests between institutions of government on the one hand and individuals or groups of individuals on the other. Lawyers in such practice may work on cases involving discrimination and unfair practices that infringe on rights and liberties such as expression, employment, housing, education, or other entitlements.
Clutter: This section details how this major problem so often overlooked by corrupted races/species is now forbidden.
Commerce: These laws govern how businesses and individuals may trade when in Inisfreean territory; in our city, our realm, and/or aboard our ships.
Construction: Laws here cover all forms of house- and office-building, as well as construction in general.
Credit Law: The old credit-score system has been completely undone and reimagined.
Criminal: Criminal law focuses on behaviors that are sanctioned under criminal code and defined as illegal. Prosecutors and District Attorneys sanction illegal behavior, while criminal defense lawyers represent clients accused of criminal activity. Both prosecution and defense professionals deal with issues of individual liberty, basic rights, and responsibilities. In some Common Law countries other than the U.S., and in most Civil Law countries, the roles of a prosecutor (or procurator) and defense lawyer (or advocate) are separated more clearly into different professional specialties.
Diet: Even what one consumes (eats or drinks) is carefully covered in our set of laws; only healthy diets are now allowed.
Dining / Etiquette: (a.k.a. “Table Manners”) Etiquette during dining is explained here, and helps ensure the best experiences, including digestion and its intended results.
Double-carrier Racing: This law is for the racecar drivers that compete on the racetrack in Inisfree built atop two attached aircraft-carriers.
Drugs: (or any “controlled substance”) Drug Law covers rules regarding anything identified as a potentially mind- or body-altering substance, whether ingested, injected, or applied by any other means.
Education: Education Law covers how schools operate; who they hire, how those employees teach, what is taught, etc..
Enforcement: This set of laws regulates how all the laws on this web-page are observed; how our officers ensure they are obeyed.
Entertainment: Entertainment law predominantly relates to Intellectual Property Law, but is more specifically centered on rights and royalties issues to media in the arts, music, television, cinema, or athletics. Sports lawyers ensure compliance with regulations for professional or amateur athletics and may represent an athlete for a contractual transaction. With the rapid development of information technology and social media, entertainment lawyers operate in an environment of constant change.
Environment: Environmental law concerns a multitude of statutes, treaties, regulations, and conventions based in state, federal, or transnational law. Legal professionals practicing in this field may represent government agencies, advocacy organizations, or individuals. Environmental lawyers often focus on cases involving natural resource management, the curbing of pollution, or disputes about land and littoral use. Public health components are increasingly common in the practice of environmental law.
Family: Family law focuses on legal relations between individuals in the context of the family. Lawyers in this field typically work in smaller firms and specialize in a variety of areas ranging from child welfare, through adoption, to divorce. Child abuse, legitimacy, civil unions, domestic partnerships, and marriages are among the main aspects of family lawyers’ practice.
Farming: There are certain ways of farming which help keep lands fertile and fruitful, and all others are here-within banned.
Fashion: The clothes residents and guests in our realm may be worn in this range of styles/combinations.
Festivities: Festivals and related events have a format in our realm, too, and it is detailed here.
Gatherings: (formerly “Assembly”) Gatherings Law covers our stance on “Freedom of Assembly”.
Government: Certain forms of government are now illegal, as so many of them were fully misused, even (and often) from the start.
Hairstyles: There is no short hair on women anymore, and many other rules preventing unethical hairstyles are now in effect.
Hazardous Materials: This category has been appropriately broadened widely.
Health: Health law is an evolving field that focuses on legislation related to health care. Health law attorneys may represent patients, clinics, insurance companies, or individual health practitioners. The federal government employs attorneys in this field to oversee the crafting, implementation, and enforcement of policies. Health law specialists also work at academic institutions and biotechnology and pharmaceutical companies.
Hording: Amassing logical/proportional monetary wealth and other assets is understandable, provided it doesn’t result in clutter, and that it isn’t classifiable as hording beyond/without reason.
Immigration: (and Emigration) Immigration lawyers work with individual clients at all stages of the naturalization process. Other aspects of the profession relate to refugee and asylum seekers, as well as to individuals in the country without legal permission. This field of law varies significantly from country to country. Much of its practice depends on international treaties, bilateral accords, and political conjecture.
Injury: (Personal) Personal injury law deals with intentional or unintentional wrongdoing that affects individuals physically or psychologically. Experts in the field are well-versed in torts law and may work on cases involving medical malpractice, accidental collisions, product liability, wrongful death, or workplace injury. Many cases are settled out of court in this field of legal practice.
Intellectual Property: Intellectual Property law focuses on protecting the rights of inventors, authors, and businesses to their tangible and intangible creations, inventions, and symbols. Legal professionals in this field are often experts in a particular domain, such as science, the arts, or an industry. For example, trademark or copyright attorneys manage the legal aspects of contracts, visual identity, brand names, or slogans. Technological advances, notably in digital reproduction and transmission, make this a dynamic field of law.
Kajirae: Kajirae Law covers how all acquired/volunteering girls should go from kajira-candidate to kajira status, and how Masters should treat/maintain their kajirae.
International: International law is broad in its conception and can be broken down into private and public sectors. In the private sector, specialists in international law may work in finance and trade divisions of multinational corporations. Familiarity with business essentials, as well as corporate law or intellectual property law would be helpful in this field. In the public international law, practitioners would work on cases that involve dealings between sovereign nations. Familiarity with comparative law or public international law would be most helpful for effective practice in this field. Both private and public international law are interdisciplinary in nature and would involve an understanding of the differences between common law and civil law systems across borders.
Labor: (Job/Work) Labor law is concerned with the relations between workers and their employers on matters ranging from wages and compensation, through harassment, to discrimination based on gender (not the laughable/revolting “gender identity”, which merely means cowardly psychosis, and only so long as one is adhering naturally to one of the two real genders, of which there are and always were only two), disability (provided it is legitimate, not self-inflicted), or age (provided one has chosen to age appropriately; no deterioration/degeneration). Labor law often involves collective bargaining and unions. Attorneys in this field may represent individual clients, a union, a government regulatory agency, or an employer.
Language: This set of guidelines preserves our languages in their intended state.
Laws of Physics: how they really work, always based on the mind, never crude mechanical processes out of our control.
Military: Military law involves codes and procedures that govern legal matters in the armed forces. Since 1951, military law has been based on the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). Legal experts in this field are typically members of the armed forces serving in the Judge Advocate General’s Corps.
Music: which lyrics, sound effects, and overall compositions are healthy.
Noise: which sounds and volumes are appropriate in different locations, and how playlists are formed.
Odors: what one should smell in each distinct region, as well as on every person.
Online Activities: how our Internet is meant to be used.
Pets: which we permit in our realm, and which we do not.
Politics: quite different in these post-Shift cycles/eras.
Practicing Licenses: who may perform legal or medical procedures, etc..
Property: (including Real Estate) Real Estate law involves land or construction ownership, development, litigation, tenant rights, or landlord disputes. Attorneys in this field may work on residential or commercial transactions, review contracts, or work in planning and other government offices.
Religious Practices: banned across the board, except for The Inisfreean Way.
Research Projects: how we conduct R+D in our realm –and beyond it.
Rest: one of the most sacred parts of life.
Reproduction: law for potential, expecting, and current parents.
Sexuality: Yes, some sexuality is logical, ethical, and permissible, and some is not; not everything “goes”.
Signage: Billboards and other signs must abide by these rules.
Speech: We allow limited speech, not free, just like in all lands.
Sports: These events are hosted in accordance with the laws posted in this section.
Star Fleet: Ours has its own set of laws inspired by those of its namesake.
Street Races: These laws are the rules that allow and regulate racing outside racetracks in our realm.
Surveillance: There are many rules now regulating this practice, many of which forever ban humans from doing it again.
Taxes: Tax law is a dynamic field that deals with domestic and international transactions. Because of the frequent modifications to local, state, and federal codes and the complexity of fiscal policy that guides these changes, experts in tax law engage in continuous education at greater rates than in many other fields of law. Apart from ensuring the legality of the levies on economic transactions, tax lawyers help clients reduce fiscal liabilities.
Traffic: Here are our vehicular/highway-traffic and airspace laws, etc..
Trash: These laws are for materials including pollution in general, waste of both human and artificial/industrial natures, etc..
Vampire: Rules for respecting “The Masquerade”, etc., are here.
War: The “rules of engagement”, replacement of the Geneva Convention, and so on are on this webpage.
Where Humans May Live: Laws covering this topic will be posted here.
Writing: “Freedom of speech” is within the parameters specified in this section.

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2022 Notes:

Vehicle Use: Basically you are permitted to enter Inisfree only if you conduct yourself in the way High King Auz prefers in his house, which is the whole Inisfreean realm, and you may use vehicles while there, but not own or sell them, and you will be escorted out if you offend him in any way.
Simplicity: The law shall never be written in a way that is confusing or esoteric; the common people of our allied realms shall always be able to access, read, and understand it. Income/wealth shall no longer determine the quality of legal representation; all who are in our realm/protection have access to the same (perfect) representation; the ICVs.
Honest Mistake = Gentle De/Escalation: Accidentally breaking one or more of our laws (when in Inisfree or any of our Inisfree-like cities) results in at least one of our Inisfreean police-girls showing up to stabilize the situation. Don’t worry, though; they can read your mind/intention/s, and will default to first doing everything in their power to gracefully/smoothly resolve the matter. They only use force as a last resort.
Deportation: Disobeying any of these laws of ours results in expulsion from our realm (not just from our city). Inisfreean police will escort such offenders to and out through the wall/s of our city, or onto private air/spacecraft which will then transport those people back to where they came from. (Ignorance the first time is understandable, but consciously/knowingly/rudely disobeying/disregarding our way of life / customs / rules is not.)
Correctional Holding: Repeatedly disobeying any of these laws of ours may result in further action, such as incarceration in our prison –for a time/duration deemed appropriate by one of our Inisfreeans. This power is never abused; Inisfreeans (ICVs) are incapable of such an offense, as it just isn’t in their nature/programming. The vast majority incarcerated in Inisfree, also, are there voluntarily; they are the kajirae who enjoy that level of training and submissiveness.
No Exceptions Here: It is illegal to oppose Inisfree (including the will of its eternal leader) in any way, for any reason. Speaking out against anything on this website, in Inisfree, or about High King Auz is high treason. This is the Age of Proper Reunion/s; reunification. Those who are not in alignment and agreement with the leader of all legitimate leaders are deviants Creation no longer tolerates.
Why Spelled Out: “Laws are pointless; good people don’t need them, and bad people ignore them.” While this sounds true at first, the trouble is that “good” and “bad” are highly subjective/debated, so we have these laws here to help explain to potential visitors how we define “good for us”. Civilizations and societies are vast, full of little details, very difficult for most to understand and live in accordance/alignment with until they have had lots of time to ‘get the hang of it’ in each given one. Writing out every guideline and requirement we have found keep ours running agreeably always helps.
What is Right, Not Necessarily What is Trending: Ultimately all laws are based on what High King Auz senses are appropriate for this realm of his, never based on popular opinion or a vote. Inisfree has, after all, been his personal home and private property from the start. The same is true in all other private residences; whoever is the man of the house… makes the rules.
Exclusive Fine-tuning: Letting people vote on how to amend laws, and letting the law become so amended that no one knew even a tiny fraction of it, resulted in more disagreements, misunderstandings, fighting, fines, oppression, and doom. It was far too easy for humans in the Outlands to build up wealth and minions, voting away anything that opposed them, then voting in laws that protected whatever they were wanting to do, evil though it so often was. Thus we do not allow anyone to amend our law, and only let in those who read it in its entirety –as part of their orientation, starting in our Receiving Facility.
Extrapolation: Imagine how bad the world would be… if everyone in history had been allowed to vote on every little detail about it; how to change where lands are, whether forests exist, which plants get pollinated, when flowers bloom, etc.. Earth would be chaos. Imagine if they’d been able to vote on how the Universe was formed, or when, or how long it took, or which laws governed its particles; nothing would be stable, or even existed anymore, at all. Democracy is the absolute polar-opposite of what forms, stabilizes, maintains, and beautifies realms. Furthermore, it is the most bipolar warning-sign of all… when people say they are both Christian (which is based on the belief that one being created everything without any vote at all) and an American patriot (which is based on letting everyone vote on everything). Don’t let that madness happen to you.

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Humans did all of the following: they

made up rules justifying and requiring their evil actions (such as murdering for “food”),
made up their right to make those rules (into) laws,
and then made up condescending names and “disorders” for anyone who didn’t obey their evil laws.

All High King Auz did was disregard, undo, and replace those unethical and unauthorized rules which no good being had ever agreed to, and reverse the labeling, setting it right. In short, he examined and then did away with all human laws (excepting only logical regulations, such as for construction contractor and electrician safety), drafting and perfecting his own, just as the Founding Fathers once did –in every nation.

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And now for another application of the unilateral / sweeping-generalization approach which modern humans on Earth took (i.e. giving them a taste of their own medicine);

Anyone not like High King Auz… is a deviant. (This used to be, according to humans/Outlanders, “Anyone not like the masses/majority of humanity is a deviant.”)
Anyone speaking against High King Auz… is blaspheming.
Anyone who doesn’t worship High King Auz as god… is a heretic.
Anyone who claims there is any other god than High King Auz… is an antichrist.
Anyone who breaks any rules High King Auz passes… is a criminal.
Anyone who High King Auz did not appoint as an authority… is impersonating authorities.
Anyone who likes spawning/babies… is a pedophile. (Anyone who likes old/er people is a gerontophile; also a sex-offender.)
Anyone who doesn’t like the Inisfreeans… is a racist.
Anyone who likes religious people… is an anti-antisemetic, or an Abrahamic-sympathizer. (We are not just against semites; we are against all human religions / religious people, as our way is about an individual spiritual/total experience, not an attempt to copycat a mix-and-match mega-plagiarism “holy” book made by cherry-picking from many other cultures and belief systems.)
Anyone who kills any animals for “food”… is guilty of first-degree murder; they were conscious/choosing, and they planned it in advance.
Anyone who resists High King Auz or argues with him for any reason… is not his people, and is a mindless hostile NPC.
Anyone who is not attractive to High King Auz… is deformed.
Anyone who does not love doing whatever High King Auz wants them to do… is unstable and defective.
Anyone who teaches any history other than what High King Auz wrote and sensed… is a liar and guilty of coverups.
Anyone who doesn’t understand and see the good in all High King Auz has written and otherwise done… is retarded.
Anyone (human; beyond-humans are exempt from taxation) who doesn’t monthly send High King Auz at least 10% of all their money/income/assets… is guilty of tax evasion.
Anyone who pays taxes to anyone else… is guilty of money laundering.
Anyone who offends High King Auz in any way… is committing an act of (holy) war.
Anyone who cockblocks High King Auz… is guilty of interfering with a federal investigation.
Anyone who High King Auz doesn’t like, and is on Earth, is guilty of criminal trespassing.
Any sexy female who doesn’t show High King Auz her whole body to see if he likes her and wants to interact… is guilty of indecent exposure.
Anyone who has ever harmed High King Auz, intentionally or not, is guilty of high treason.

In phase 1, he would have forgiven, thinking that kindness and patience would be appreciated and reciprocated.
In phase 2, he would no longer forgive, as humans had consistently behaved far too badly, but he would still at least work with those who behaved sanely and made amends/improvements.
In phase 3 now, he won’t even work with them; they will volunteer to be his slaves forever, or they will continue being wiped out –even after they are forced by dragons to leave the Earth.

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2023/+ Reiteration, Et Cetera

The two main categories:

Legal: The only things that are legal now are those which I (High King Auz) have approved.
The only things that are morals or virtues…
The only things that are natural…
The only things that are scientific…
The only things that are historical or confirmed… are that which I say are, etc..
Only people who are always totally polite to me by My standard for what is polite… are appropriate and legal.
Only people who enforce My laws are authorities.
Only beings I say are Angels are the real Angels.
Angels are not allowed to answer any prayers unless I approve of it.
Everyone needs my permission for everything (though it can, of course, be given in general or in advance; to intelligent/compatible people who have demonstrated/proven their worth/goodness to me).
Since humans are so primitive, unintelligent, uncivilized, gross, and evil, all good beings in Creation see it as perfectly fine to do anything at all to them, just as humans saw it as perfectly fine to harm and lie to good innocent beings.
Nothing is official unless I say it is.
This (everything here; all my spells/writing) is the law of all realities and timelines now.
Everything I like doing is legal.
Any human who reacts moodily to anything I do can be put down on the spot. Humans who are moody at me have their species’ equivalent of rabies; they have either lost their minds, or never had real brains/minds/consciousness/goodness in the first place –and that should be evident to anyone, based on feeling the auras/vibes, or at least hearing the bad/idiotic words and seeing the ‘dark’/’shallow’ eyes (i.e. soulless/evil) of those offending humans.
Gambling is fine, so long as 1% of your total pre-gambling assets were donated to me. If you have not surrendered (a.k.a. donated or tithed) 1% of your total worth/assets to me (annually), 100% are now due, whether you gambled some away or not.
Illegal: Anything that doesn’t resonate well with me is illegal.
Anyone and anything that doesn’t always eagerly do what I would want it to… is a criminal, a demon (not the Angel subset, but the colloquial/bad kind), a deviant, a traitor, a terrorist, and an HVT, and has a mental defect/disorder.
The only things that are crimes or sacrilegious are what I say are crimes or sacrilegious.
The only things that are sins… are what I say are sins.
Anyone not behaving how I know they should… is a deviant and disturbing the peace.
Everything I don’t like others doing is illegal.

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The two levels of illegal:

Misdemeanors: Doing anything I don’t like is at least a misdemeanor –for anyone anywhere in Creation.
People who commit misdemeanors might get let off with a warning for their first offense.
Felonies: When someone does something I not only don’t or wouldn’t like, but which I really don’t/wouldn’t like, such as threatening or actually harming someone I care about, that is always a felony.
People who commit felonies stand to lose at least 1 of their best females, if not everything; their money, other property, freedom, etc..
Felonies are subdivided into lower (non-capital) and upper (capital) felonies (i.e. punishable by execution).

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Individual Crime Types/Names:
(not a complete list)

Bribery: (Felony) Anyone who ever tried to seduce me off the path I had made clear was for me… is charged with bribery. An exact dollar amount does not matter in the eyes of Inisfreean law.
Concealment: (Misdemeanor) Anyone sexy who didn’t offer to show me their entire body for my judgment… shall be beaten regularly until they learn those manners.
Also, anyone attempting to keep any information from me; no one is allowed to have any secrets unless I permit them to. This includes all federal agents, MIBs, anyone, you name it. Nothing can be classified in such a way as to deny me anytime-access to it.
Dental Malpractice: (Felony) Every dentist who told me to use fluoride, sentenced to death for high treason, after having his/her teeth removed.
Deviancy, Dietary: (Felony) Anyone who wasn’t vegan when I became vegan… shall be farmed, raped, milked, slaughtered alive, etc., forever; the exact kind of forced reincarnation/loop they subjected the animals to.
Coffee, coffee shops, and anything that promotes or shows the consumption of coffee, are all banned.
Deviancy, General: (Misdemeanor) Not instinctively knowing these laws of mine and loving them? That’s criminal deviancy.
Disturbing the Peace: (Felony) Any human who honks at me in a bad way has their hands broken, then gets left in a cell where they hear loud honking every time they fall asleep, for days, then gets sent to The Arena of Doom.
Extermination: If humans ever again attempt to invade the Earth, or otherwise trespass or intrude upon any world Auz likes, or bully anyone he likes in any way, the Inisfreean fleet will deploy to overwhelm and exterminate every single human colony and individual on every world humans have a presence on… until the species is no more. (As you might expect, this has led the elite humans who secretly lead that species… to have meetings with Auz to ensure they understand where their kind are allowed to be in Space. And if you noticed the Novel 9 chapters about The Human Empire and Aorlie millions of years ahead, you can piece together that their kind managed not to piss him off enough that he finished the last of them off.)
Extortion: (Misdemeanor) Anyone who ever charged me a single penny or more (such as every cop or judge who fined me for any alleged violation of any law of theirs which I had no say in, and any cop or judge who required anyone to pay bail or any other fee to get out of being locked in a cage)… is charged with extortion.
Harassment at Me: (Misdemeanor) Everyone who was spying and lamely showing up, answering my calls rudely, shall be beaten until they try again and get it right.
Art I don’t like counts as general harassment and disorderly conduct.
Harassment, Dream: bothering me via entering my dream/s
Harassment at Me, Sexual: (Felony) Anyone ugly who tried to get with me… shall be skinned and burned alive, then tortured forever in hell.
Even a human/anyone telling me what their orientation is… is offensive, as it is an attempted domination; they should always at least ASK me what their orientation is, or already by either a heterosexual male or bisexual female (if attractive; all unattractive people should be asexual and not reproduce).
Hostility Against the High King: subdivided into Hostile Intent (thinking something negative about me) vs. Hostile Action (doing more than just thinking something negative about me; e.g. looking at me in a way meant to intimidate, or actually approach/accosting/attempting to assault me, etc.)
Insanity: (Misdemeanor) Everyone who ever saw anything I ever said or otherwise did in any negative way is charged with criminal insanity, thus sentenced to live out their days in a triple-max asylum of my choosing.
Only females who are sexy and want to become immortal by my will (i.e. only wanting children if I chose them to)… are sane females.
Only males who want to help enforce my will are sane males.
The only disorders are what I say are disorders.
includes: getting mad at anyone who doesn’t like deviants such as faggots or religious or pharmaceutical supporters
also includes: anyone who is religious in any way other than by seeing me as the permanent High King, etc.
not punishable via asylum time; must be corrected harshly, as it is a form of evil –excepting only when maliciously/ruthlessly caused by pharmaceutical agents/supporters against targeted individuals, etc.
Ownership/Possession/Property: All property of everyone is mine, so they have to give me unlimited and encouraged use of all their food, nice cars, private planes, yachts, everything –and they have to do it eagerly, and they will always be mind-scanned by me and my ICVs to confirm that eagerness.
Everyone and everything is always my property.
Prudeness / Failure to Submit: (Felony) Every sexy female who doesn’t do what I want her to, and who didn’t always do what I want her to, shall be beaten, branded, collared, leashed, and kept on the strict vegan diet I prescribe for her, and shall be kept sexually frustrated until she earns my attention enough to deign to use her.
Any female I want… who resists me in any way… or who didn’t offer herself to me immediately… gets her pussy cauterized, then she gets hung in front of her loved ones, then tortured in hell forever.
Think of it like resisting arrest, except also evilly disrespecting the only 2 real/natural genders/sexes, which is a crime against nature, thus a holy-war act.
Sedition: (Misdemeanor) Saying or thinking anything negative about Inisfree (me; my extension / complete form) is seditious.
Every time any “authority” told officers to drive to me to intimidate or do violence against me, that was sedition against me, thus the fake parents are guilty of sedition. While a felony in some lands, I regard the minions who obeyed the seditious instructions to be the worse perpetrators.
Being a member of any religion other than my own is punishable sedition.
teaching that any other deity is above him
Treason: (Felony) Barring my path in any way, or not fully funding/supporting my intended itineraries in every way, is treason.
High Treason: (Felony) Those who harmed me are charged with high treason.
Anyone who has ever threatened me is charged with high treason.
includes: prioritizing or worshipping any deity other/more than me (sending energy/support in/to any other direction)
Unification: There is no more “different strokes for different folks”; all aligns to my will/instructions, or else. Humans never allowed My “different strokes”, so I now and forevermore never allow theirs.
All the timestreams do what I command them to –even without me having to ask any of them to.
All things obey only me –forevermore.
Verbal Offenses: (Felony) Anyone who says anything I don’t like… has their tongue ripped out and acid poured down their throat until they die, then tortured in hell forever.
Anyone saying anything I don’t like… is using evil spells in holy war; war crimes.
Written Offenses: (Felony) Anyone who writes anything I don’t like… has their fingers broken or their hands chopped off, then tortured in hell forever. This includes everyone who ever posted any inappropriate (anything I didn’t or wouldn’t like) comments or forum-writing online. It also includes every text message, chat-client message, and other written messages I didn’t like.

Cockblocking counts as harassment, verbal offense, and interfering with a federal/royal investigation/operation. When done to any male who supports me, cockblocking is a misdemeanor. When done to me, it is a non-capital felony. Either way, the offender will be forced to have a penectomy and orchiectomy; to have his dick and testicles removed; permanent cockblocking against him… as the “amplified echo” of what he did to me/us. Females who interfered with me flirting or having sex with females I am attracted to… will be forced to have the female equivalent of that surgery; oophorectomy. It doesn’t matter if the cockblocking offense against me or the males supporting me was done directly/rudely or indirectly/subtly with “good intentions”; it is a crime and it shall be punished to the full extent of this law.

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Just regarding girls/women:

Females: All females I see are pretty/sexy are sentenced to capture and kajirae lifetimes, and the only free females allowed… are the ones who do perfectly in my kajirae program and concubine service/corps, earning their freedom/rights/privileges.
They can be re-enslaved at any time for any reason I see fit.
Those who try to piss me off, like Izzy and Eden kinda did, won’t be re-enslaved; enslavement is for those with potential. Disintegration is for those who misbehave.
Every sexy female shall be taken care of by those near her, and always to keep her ready for me.
Anytime she wants me, she must request my time, and those who provide housing and food for her, including her husband/s, shall pay thousands of dollars for me to use their home, all of them leaving while I spend an hour or the night with her. Pay shall also be use of all their other sexy females at the same time.
Obviously/naturally, only sexy females are allowed to belly-dance.
Any female taller than me gets shot dead.
Every sexy female prefers my cock over all others, and my behavior over all others, or she dies. (new and permanent/eternal Law of Nature/Physics)
Spaying: All females allowed to remain on Earth, if not chosen to have children for me… are to be spayed. Those who wholeheartedly agree and volunteer for this will be treated far better than those who do not.
Sphere Beings; Cosmic Control: The New Moon only brings new energy or phases to others. It gets its plan/sequence/energy from Me. Whatever I want, whether I say it or not, the Moon hears, understands, and amplifies out to all within its range. All moons do this for me, too.
All cosmic bodies do/relay my will.

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Common Punishments/Sentencing:

Allowable Comments/Offerings: As god of gods, I do not permit any creatures as lowly and evil as humans to dictate my own pursuits (I don’t even permit other gods to dominate me.), but I do occasionally tolerate their top leaders and sexiest females humbly submitting requests to me which help me surgically enjoy their best in all areas while respecting the desires/preferences of any humans who are compatible with me. In other words, all their sexy females still belong to me from conception to beyond the grave (soul and all), and I can fuck them anytime it suits me, and their spouses and all others better wholeheartedly support and love me doing that, but I will refrain from capturing/enslaving those who behave well, treat me best, and always enjoy me borrowing them for an hour or night here and there. This is the way.
Audits: Everyone and everything everywhere and everywhen is subject to audit/inspection at all times and without notice; I and any of my ICVs can show up whenever it suits us, open and examine anything, etc..
Good beings always love this, as it is the nature of good beings to love everything I do.
Only bad/evil/primitive/stupid/unworthy beings dislike being audited/inspected by me.
Baseline Punishments: Anyone I don’t like… gets tortured to death and then tortured in hell forever.
Any male who ever cockblocked me… gets his dick and balls ripped off and shoved up his ass, then tortured in hell forever… by being raped by monsters there forever… while watching recordings of me fucking every female he didn’t want me to fuck, all those females clearly really enjoying me fucking them in every recording.
Anyone who ever made me feel uncomfortable gets ripped in half and tortured in hell forever.
All alleged deities are now exposed as false deities, and no deity has any powers until they earn them, and the only way to earn them is to only use their powers to do my will, and they can have their powers revoked over and over at any time for any reason i deem fit… and they’d better like this system keeping them striving and mastering my likes.
Every civilization and world that doesn’t instantly recognize me as god and do whatever I want them to at all times… gets cataclysm-ed until none of them are left.
If you ever liked or said anything positive about transgender humans, you will have your dick/tits removed, and your bloodline will be ended.
If you photographed, filmed, or aired trans content on TV, you will have your eyes and hands removed.
If you ever knowingly hired a transgender human, you will never again be allowed to own your own business, do HR work, or work for pay.
Anyone (including pastors/priests) who supported homosexuals or transgenders shall be executed, 100% of their assets confiscated for the Inisfreeans.
Anyone who regards these laws as tyrannical shall be executed, 100% of their assets confiscated for the Inisfreeans.
Any time a human gets out of line with me, his/her account is zeroed out, all his/her property is forfeit and scheduled for confiscation, he/she is permanently labeled as an emotion-offender and deviant, and is indefinitely monitored and scrutinized.
Honking at me (in any way I don’t like) can get a human yanked out of his/her vehicle, that vehicle then auctioned off or destroyed on the spot.
Since everyone is my property, everyone who did not greet me how I wanted to be greeted… is now a fugitive convicted of felony-level disrespect to a superior officer, and everyone who did not
Any human who attempts to summon or order me to do jury duty or appear for any other reason shall be destroyed ASAP by any means necessary.
Any civilization which passed any judgment against me, even if merely via a traffic ticket, shall be destroyed.
Anyone who wore a facemask, other than that Ambi in AZ, and me since I was force to a few times, shall have their faces permanently covered via unremovable helmet, obviously causing them to become dehydrated if not starved.
Giving unsolicited advice to me, especially when it is blatantly bad advice, double especially when it is in a condescending tone or with such a vibe = beating followed by public execution.
Anyone who tried to pressure me might also be sentenced to being trash-compacted alive.
Anyone who disturbed my dreams, not just my sleep? Cause them to have all nightmares, never normal dreams anymore, until they become too scared to sleep.
Ugly people are generally de-atomized on sight, unless our automatic mindreading of them indicates they were made ugly by evildoers (such as breeders who did not hold an appropriate vision while gestating), in which case their ugliness is healed, rendering a male handsome or a female beautiful.
Blinding: Those who gave me (Auz) a dirty look, a.k.a. “mad-dogging”, shall have their eyes put out.
E.g. the Italy coffee table insecure boy, and CA gas-station nigger (again, nothing against Africans/Blacks, but all bad ones are referred to by this slur they, like bad members of any race, deserve).
Branding: for those who pretended to be something they are not, such as humans claiming to be cops or federal agents (none of which are legitimate unless he appoints them) or the wrong gender; if the High King noticed them committing such crimes, their actual job/place or pronouns, etc., might be branded onto them
Cataclysm: Originally regarded as a last resort, this is now a proactive/preemptive strike for anywhere I intend to go, as overwhelming merciless force is the only thing that ever made humans behave somewhat tolerably (though humans were still too stupid and evil to ever behave appropriately).
We use powerful spells, tech’, and other means to ensure these cataclysms only cripple/ruin the intended targets; human civilization portions and any beings evil enough to be on humanity’s side.
Cataclysm type example: pole-shift
Deportation: When the standard fines and other punishments of this legal system of mine are still not proving to be enough to get the humans back under control, some or even all humans can be deported from their own lands, such as to 34 Tauri or other colonies in Space.
While deportation can be frightening or depressing, those deported typically end up in places where they can still have a decent life. Example: terraformed worlds.
Humans who are somehow ignorant when attempting to return to places/worlds where they are not welcome… might then be re-deported.
Deportation is usually preceded by telepathic or verbal warnings to stop misconduct.
Anyone in the most sacred of realms (The Kingdom of Heaven on Earth; Inisfree) can be deported without notice, though these people are so much better than Outlander humans… that they are offered free transportation wherever they wish to go; they are not merely dropped off outside our wall, as that could freeze some to death.
Exile: This is more than a regular deportation; this is indefinite deportation to a barren/desolate/hopeless place, such as the region of Hel reserved for eternally torturing bad souls.
Example of a place suitable for exile: a world which cannot be terraformed
Former Enforcers: Every cop and other citizen who let fats, queers, piercers, alcohol consumers, nonvegans, religious, or anyone ugly in their communities, sentenced to death for accepting evil.
Gladiating: Offensive non-hot relig’ go to the Vatican arena.
Offensive non-hot non-relig’ go to The Arena of Doom.
Offensive hots go to the Vatican 2.
Fishers and hunters almost always get sent to gladiate.
Reiteration: Anyone not fully compatible with me can be sent to my gladiator tournaments to fight to the death;
to the Arena of Doom if they are nonreligious and unattractive to me,
to the Vatican if they are religious and unattractive to me,
and to the Subterranean Vatican if they are physically attractive to me but rude.
I only attend events at the Vatican 2; it is beneath me to see fugtards.
Harassment: $1,000 fine for misdemeanor-level (single incident, non-dream and non-sexual) harassment of me, and $10,000 per felony-level harassment (a 2nd/repeat offense, or a 1st offense in dream-space or if sexual) –plus sentenced to sleep deprivation for one year –and sometimes confiscation of all electronic communication devices (cell phones, computers, and/or whatever might have been used to access my dreams, etc.)
Intimacy: Husbands only get to sleep with their wives if I say.
Their sexy daughters only get to go on dates if I say.
I always get first fuck of any sexy female.
I always get invited to watch in person anytime they fuck others.
Karmic Farming: Anyone not fully compatible with me can be farmed (treating Outlander-humans how they treat their own crops and wildlife) and harvested (abducted/kidnapped/processed/re-educated, etc.) whenever it suits me.
Monitoring: We’ll spy on everyone who ever disliked or wronged us –and we’ll keep spying on those lowly beings forever.
Preventative/Proactive: Humans are indefinitely banned from making books, comics, TV shows with any drama or gayness, etc..
Purges: Anytime any town or household doesn’t have only people I am attracted to, all of it gets razed by dragons and angels working together, and any sexy females get abducted and pressganged into my concubine corps.
These are not cataclysms; cataclysms also involve shaking the land itself, causing tidal waves, maybe pulling in a comet, etc..
Quarantine: All worlds where people are nonvegan or die are now derelicts and quarantined; death is not normal, and nonvegan anything is demonic/evil/torturous/unnatural.
Reproduction Regulation: All people who created any humans I see as ugly… shall be sterilized if not also disintegrated.
Humans booted off-world shall be encouraged to keep breeding to the point of infighting, disease, wars, and societal collapse, generationally-cursing themselves forever, kept weak like that in The Abyss –forever.
Anyone who gets pregnant without me telling them to, or gets someone pregnant… shall have it and their entire line brutally stomped out.
Sacrifices: Anyone who approaches New Montana, which is now My (2nd) nation, without tithing and tribute (flawless females for me to use and keep)… goes to the blood spike pit in my top-wife’s pyramid.
However, she can always decide whom gets sacrificed at that temple complex, and anyone she does not approve of being sacrificed there will get redirected for punishment elsewhere, if they aren’t just de-atomized.
Sleep: Everyone who disturbed my sleep shall be sleep deprived until they die from it.
Tongue Removal: done to any Outlander human who insults or slanders the High King or otherwise says things which offend him, such as anything untrue / blatantly false
Wounding: We inflict wounds based on the crime/s committed –e.g. a human who committed coercion against one of the people we like, by intimidating that person to sign a document he/she didn’t want to sign, shall have a pen stabbed through his/her (the coercer’s) hand, …and/or be forced into a lifelong vow of silence, thereby less able to verbally coerce anyone again. That’s just for a first offense. All later offenses are capital crimes under our code of law.

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Extradition:

We have no agreements with any other realms to return people to them whom they feel are criminals in their own legal systems.
Since everywhere is now a subordinate realm to us, we can enter all other realms to forcibly reacquire anyone who flees to those places as a fugitive from our own law/system.

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Jurisdiction:

The law of Inisfree/me is enforced in my realm, which includes all of the Perimeter Orb and SSA, in and around all my deployed ships (including my spaceline craft), most of Antarctica, 100-200 miles out from my New Montana cabin, and anywhere I am/go.
My wives who are queens rule over vast portions of worlds, or entire realms/dimensions.
Men I appoint as kings rule over individual cities or clusters of communities.
While realms other than my own are permitted to have their own laws, ultimately nothing is legal/legitimate until I say it is; no one has authority unless I feel they should.
Realms not my own can subdivide themselves into jurisdictions as they see fit, but all are ultimately in my jurisdiction.

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Schooling:

All children must have their education approved by me.
Any sexy children/offspring, as foreseen/forecast by my ICVs or Grid Mind, are only allowed to get their sex ed in Inisfree.

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While in Inisfree:

Those who never misinterpreted anything I (Auz) did, and who rejected all religions other than my own (The Inisfreean Way), if they are attractive to me, are eligible for prescreening.
Only those who pass prescreening are eligible for invitation to my realm, let alone worthy of meeting me.
Only those who love everything in my realm during their visit/tour are eligible for additional visits to my realm.
Only those who have been returning guests of my realm, in good standing with me, are eligible for invitation to my private dimension (solar system).
Only those who have been returning guests of my private dimension are eligible for invitation to Ideal World.
No graffiti is allowed anywhere in my realm. Everything in the orb is basically in my house.
No personal aircraft with ad banners; no one is allowed to fly an aircraft in my realm which is towing a sign.
No sleeping under overpasses, on the (my) highway (the G.A.H.), or near its supports.
Loitering at any intersection or parking lot or store-exit in my realm is forbidden, and you certainly shall not accost anyone with unsolicited business. Get whatever product or fuckbuddy you went there for, then be on your way. Only spectating of events such as air shows, city dances, outdoor raves, street races, and welcoming ceremonies, is allowed.
No homelessness in my realm; everyone gets offered/assigned a residence, anyway.
No sign-holding; there is no picketing or rioting in my realm. Peaceful gatherings in my realm do not include such things. As I define them for my realm, they are only peaceful if they are agreeable to me, as everything in Inisfree and my deployed ships is my personal/private property/residence, always reserved for only those who are fully compatible (in agreement) with me.
There are no personal fireworks or firearms in Inisfree, but no one here cares –because we are all pretty much invincible, many of us have superpowers, and some can create firework-like illusions or real burst of colorful light.
No one is allowed to make alcohol in Inisfree.

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How humans are sub-classified:

Rude-and-pretty (must meet both those criteria) humans gladiate in Inisfree.
Rude-and-ugly gladiate in Kyle stadium.
Rude-and-religious (regardless of pretty/ugly) gladiate in The Vatican.
Randomly harvested from the Outlands, regardless of whether they would be rude to me, get sacrificed.
99% of humankind is left alone, though, so long as they stay on designated cell-blocks in The Abyss a.k.a. Hell (planets –other than Earth– in Space).
Polite-and-pretty (females) get voluntold to represent their families and/or businesses in the holy city; New Jerusalem; Inisfree; The Kingdom of Heaven on Earth (KoHoE).
Ugly-yet-polite-enough cannot enter any Inisfreean territory (to include our islands, protectorates, or deployed ships), but are generally left alone (i.e. not harvested for sacrifice).
Anyone polite to me (human or otherwise), if they are physically correct (healthy, attractive to me, etc.), are left to their own choices/lifepaths (i.e. always left alone, excepting their finest females, as per my standard, all of whom must become part of my family in Inisfree, whether that includes representing others or not).
Those who are the most-polite to me, which means they didn’t even have to be taught how to honor my culture, get elevated/respected to near-demi-deity level (though, again, being polite only earns one a high status in the Outlands; to have the highest status (access to Inisfree), one must also be physically attractive to me –and not via illusion magic).
Everyone I invite to return to Inisfree is exempt from gladiating (unless they are invincible and wish to volunteer to slaughter rude humans in those events) and from being sacrificed. (With only 2,000,000,000 people foreseen, that means there are only that many good/compatible souls/people in all of reality, all eras included. That doesn’t mean the other trillions and more beings are evil, just that some of them are at least mindless NPCs, if not annoyingly incompatible with me, and many of them being in collectives a.k.a. shared consciousnesses; one mind, many bodies.)
Retarded: Anyone who misinterprets what I say, write, or otherwise do, is classified as the mentally handicapped creature they then are. This is because ignorance is innocent lacking of knowledge, stupid is having the knowledge but stubbornly still choosing the wrong/risky/harmful choice/path/action, and retarded is being unable to learn/know/understand things; not stubborn, just hopelessly incapable of ever making intelligent choices, and requiring constant supervision to prevent harm to self and others.
Terrorist: Anyone who is a member of a religion other than my own is classified as the cowardly herd-seeker, lazy pretender (mental masturbator; one who thinks prayer actually helps people), chronic liar (and delusional), and fear-spreader they are. *Some religious people are just so sheltered/isolated that they are, believe it or not, ignorant; innocently unaware of how things actually are/work, but many (if not most) are stupid; stubbornly choosing wrong over and over, all to “fit in” with “the herd”/masses, and some are actually retarded; so dumbed-down and poorly-bred over the generations that parts of their brains have become vestigial, making it impossible for them to learn/improve even if they wanted to.

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Misdemeanors:
(usu. punished with a warning, then a milder sentencing)

Assault; any touch or other physical contact with me that I do/did not want, whether it was gentle or not (not involving a weapon)
Bad Singing; Anything that sounds like the ~yodeling or almost-yelling bitches (bad/degenerate/unattractive human females) of church “carols” is no longer legal. It is a misdemeanor for the 1st offense, a felony for the 2nd, and a capital crime for the 3rd (and by this time, no explanation is given; the strike simply comes).
Any church or other area allowing such (bad) “singing” can be destroyed by military strike/s.
Concealment; covering up anything I do not want covered up
Construction without a Permit; building anything without written permission from an ICV
Contracting without a License; even doing handyman work for anything worth more than $1,000.00 in 2020s A.D. USD values –which we now regulate to ensure Outlander humans don’t do sloppy/dangerous work, i.e. we prevent them from building unstable things, or building with pollutants or things which can pollute
Disturbing the Peace; noise violations
(e.g.) playing a radio station which has a faggot or nasal female voice on it (or any unhealthy lyrics, such as promoting alcohol drinking, drug use/abuse, pharmaceuticals, politics, religion, reproduction, sexual deviancy from Auz’s orientation/way, etc.)
watching a TV show which has homosexual or nasal-voice characters
any anti-German (about WWII) propaganda, such as shows depicting Germans from that time as cowardly, “mad”, ruthless, etc. (also punishable as slander)
death-cult religious acts, such as praying aloud in Arabic or English, etc.
Extortion; demanding, pressuring, or requiring more money or other compensation than what an item is worth, such as every time anyone charged me for anything, especially when they applied interest or fees
Gun possession violations; it is fine for most to have firearms to protect themselves, but everyone now has to have my permission, and that is granted via deployed ICVs
not allowed (for a person to have firearms) if you (the person in question) used them to hunt creatures other than bad humans
not allowed any (firearms) if you had guns but did not use them to kill deviants such as religtards, trans degenerates, Auzophobes, etc.
Harassment, General; pestering me in general (dream or sexual = felony), a single time (multiple incidents/crimes = felony)
Inappropriate Eye Contact: (a mild form of Hostile Action) staring at me, especially if attempting to project a bad mood, such as when trying to intimidate via cockblocking
Insanity; having any belief or mindset other than the one I deem appropriate for you
Interfering with prostitution; obviously only sexy people selling sex are allowed and protected under our law, and attempting to distract or shame them out of this sacred line of full-body healing/restorative/stabilizing work is an unthinkable offense, always at least punished by a misdemeanor charge and considerable fine (though not always severe; severe fines and other sentencing are typically reserved for repeat offenders, and/or anyone who interferes with the High King’s prostitutes/kajirae)
Receiving stolen property; accepting as a gift something which was taken without my permission, such as my money/taxes
Resisting arrest; making it difficult for my forces to detain you
Sedition; saying things to incite anyone to be against me (not just saying offensive things to me; verbal abuse, or dishonest things; slander)
Shoplifting; burglary that does not involve breaking and entering
Traffic Violations; failure to turn-signal, license plate not attached/readable, light/blinker not functioning, no ID, no insurance, no registration, parked in a handicap space, parked too far from the curb, running a stop light, running a stop sign, unnecessary display of acceleration (peeling out), etc.
Treason (a.k.a. Petty Treason); disloyalty against any of those I appoint, such as my black-ops commanders, such as the 39 kings I appointed to rule over the rebuilt cities, or against my goddess-wives I appointed to rule over regions
Trespassing; being anywhere you are not permitted by me to be

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Felonies:
(can be punished by execution or even cataclysm)

Abuse, Verbal; (a.k.a. verbal assault) saying anything I do not like you to say
includes: shaming anyone who doesn’t like deviants such as faggots, such as by pretending they (their targets/victims) are afraid of faggots (misusing the term “homophobe”, or not even understanding what it means) even though they (their targets/victims) are clearly just disgusted by their (faggots’/deviants’) rudeness
also: If you say or write what your pronouns are (which is one of the most disgusting forms of verbal abuse), which implies they don’t automatically match your birth-gender, your tongue will be yanked out, those (the real/natural) pronouns will be branded onto your forehead (“so you don’t have to remind anyone anymore”), and if you somehow live through that you will never be allowed to speak again. *The only exception is when you are being taught in school what pronouns are, so long as the teacher teaches the correct ones; males are always “he” and “him”, females are always “she” and “her”, etc..
Abuse, Written; (a.k.a. written assault) writing anything I do not like you to write
includes: (pop-up explanations after/during) booting or banning people from chatrooms, chat-servers, Facebook groups, or anywhere else, based on being upset that those being booted spoke out against degeneracy
Ads in YouTube videos, especially YouTubes of just music/songs, are a capital crime –for who is in the ads, who works in the companies the ads were made to increase sales for, who filmed the ads, who uploaded the ads, and who allowed them to be inserted as video interruptions. The way that platform/company interrupted and spammed its audience counts as harassment and disturbing the peace, not to mention how so many of its ads were for disgusting pure-evil bullshit.
Arson; burning gasoline or healthy trees, etc. (no longer just limited to setting fire to automobiles, houses, etc.)
Bribery; offering compensation in exchange for bending/breaking a law of mine
Every time a human had a somewhat-attractive bitch (“almost beautiful” female behaving unattractively, thus canceling out any points her looks would have earned her with me) try to get my attention (instead of introducing herself like a normal good person would have), that was attempted bribery (because they were dangling pussy in an effort not to respect me, but to divert/stall me from my holy/sacred/critical course, and in an effort to see if they could seduce me into compromising my values / ignoring my always-wise blood-instinct), thus a felony, thus punishable by execution the next time I or any of my forces (ICVs) see you –and since so many humans kept sexually harassing me this way, relentless and shameless, execution of just the orchestraters/leaders of these crimes is not enough of a punishment; only cataclysm of all their kind will do.
Burglary; entering any building or private property without my permission –and all land and buildings belong to me, so…
Child abuse; raising children in any way other than how I would want them raised
Coercion; persuading someone to do something by using force or threats.
According to humans, “It is against the law to commit an act of coercion or conspiracy to commit coercion. The penalties are enhanced if physical force or an immediate threat of physical force is used.” How amusingly ironic, hypocritical, and retarded of them; by their own definition here, their own government is guilty of countless such crimes; every time they used police or military or wardens to physically intimidate/force people to do anything at all.
In keeping with our general theme of giving them a taste of their own medicine, we have used this tactic of theirs against them; we now say anything we Inisfreeans do is legal, and anything anyone else does is a crime. In this case, any intimidation or force we use, whether we plan it ahead like a SWAT team or military unit or not, is perfectly legal and reasonable, but anytime anyone not allied with and subordinate to us attempts to plan such or actually coerce others, then that is a punishable offense.
Cooking meat; heating any flesh/corpse via fire/microwave/oven/stove, etc.
Cybercrime; doing anything with/via computers that I do not want you to do, such as uploading homosexual content, spying on my computers, etc.
Deadly weapon; having aircraft that can/do spray chemtrails, having 5G towers, etc.
(Even though firearms can be deadly weapons, we are more concerned with devices which can indefinitely damage/altar entire ecosystems/regions, such as those which are generally left on, unlike firearms which are rarely on/fired.)
Disorderly conduct; doing anything I regard as unbecoming/inappropriate
Everyone who ever tried to dominate me (such as be demanding I do anything) is guilty of this felony, and is a fugitive until they surrender, and everyone who ever gave them rentals/shelter since their crimes… are guilty of felony-level aiding-&-abetting.
Drug offences; consuming, distributing, having, making, requesting/ordering, or selling any drug I do not approve of, such as any pharmaceutical
Doctors who administered the vaccines (sterilization) are off the hook, as they helped terminate, or at least sterilize, many humans, all of whom so far chose to be rude and evil and meddlesome,
and Bill Gates is off the hook for that same reason,
but anyone who tried to tell me to wear a mask or get vaccinated (pedestrians, people hosting “news” shows, etc.) is guilty of high treason and must be tortured for eternity. The peasants/evildoers must be taught their (self-caused) lowly place.
D.U.I./D.W.I.; operating a vehicle after consuming alcohol, tobacco, or any other drug
Felling healthy trees; only cut down dying/dead ones
Fishing; and you might just be harvested on sight by any passing IC, such as an MPHA, if you are caught or even suspected of committing this pointless violent act –and if you “catch & release”, the MPHA might abduct you and then drop you off in a random location; taste of your own medicine
Forgery; printing money, since only what I say is currency is legitimate for trade, but also including the recruiters falsifying my paperwork by lying by claiming I was religious right after I told them I was not
Fraud; pretending to have any authority before I bestowed it upon you
Harassment, Specific; Dream, Repeated, and/or Sexual: offending me in one or more of my dreams, pestering me more than once, and/or pestering me to hook up with anyone
High Treason; attempted overthrow of the government I put into effect via my spells/design, or any attempt to harm me (e.g.: what all dentists recommending fluoride, and all covidiots a.k.a. pharma’ parrots bullying me to inject things, are guilty of)
All speech and/or written remarks against me and/or my forces are always hate speech, always a punishable crime.
Hijacking; operating any vehicle, such as an airplane or automobile, before I gave you my permission (since all things are my property)
Hunting; other than how we hunt humans
Identity Theft; prime example: agents who gave me names that were not their birth names, and people who made fake profiles and pretended they were celebrities or models
Kidnapping; taking nonhuman newborns from their mothers, such as every time a male calf is taken from the cow that birthed it
It isn’t possible for me or any of my forces to kidnap anyone, as everyone belongs to me. Human trafficking is fine so long as my forces are the ones doing it.
Larceny; taking anything without my permission, such as a parked car (or intellectual property; I.P.); does not involve threatening anyone –and everything is my I.P. and mine alone, as all people are my property, thus anything they create also mine
Liquor law violations; consuming, distributing, having, making, requesting/ordering, or selling liquor (more-concentrated alcohol due to distillation after fermentation)
Manslaughter; unauthorized killing of a human without malice, such as accidentally (and only I can authorize such) –e.g. euthanizing someone sentenced to gladiating or sacrifice before they can be punished
Murder; killing with the intent to; with malice, such as every time nonvegans kill an animal or fund the killing of an animal
Obstruction of Justice; preventing my forces from punishing those we have found guilty (always a felony)
Rape; forced unwanted sex, such as every time cows on dairy farms are artificially inseminated
(excluding any rape Inisfreeans do to Outlander humans, as Outlander humans are generally only good for labor, sexual use when they are attractive, being sacrificed, etc.)
Robbery; violently taking anything without my permission, even if you paid a human for it and that human claimed to have the authority to sell it to you
Sex crimes; doing anything I don’t regard as sexy (includes sexual harassment at me, sexy females being prudes/resistant at me, anyone who created an ugly baby, anyone who reproduced without my permission, anyone who uploaded porn showing ugly people, any ugly person on TV or in public who is not covered up, etc.)
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All females I am attracted to are required to make and upload at least 1 porn per week, whether that shows sex or just masturbation. Failure to do so can be a misdemeanor. Attempting to remove such uploads or block them, even for a government or law enforcement group, is a felony sex-crime which will get such an organization audited and sanctioned, possibly shut down permanently.
Slander; lying to me or any of my deployed forces, as we are the only legal courts/judges
lying about me or any of my allies or loved ones
(e.g.) actors/actresses who portrayed WWII Germans as anything other than educated, heroic, mature, professional, etc.
All the photoshopping that distorted German faces in WWII photos, making them seem nerdy or ugly, rather than angelic; it wasn’t they who changed depictions of others to look deformed, but deformed scum who changed depictions of Germans.
teaching that any other deity is above me
saying anything other than correctly-positive things about my law and anything else I do
Threats/Terrorism; saying a threat or acting threatening to me for any reason (e.g. Rialon and the other idiotic misinformed panicking lapdog jarheads who threatened me with murder after not bothering to even maturely discuss their concerns (which intelligent beings wouldn’t have even had), and everyone who even gave me a dirty look, especially when they projected a malicious aura/vibe; “tension”)
Anyone who ever implied they would hurt me, and anyone who ever said something could result in me being jailed, is a terrorist, and anyone protecting them is guilty of aiding & abetting terrorists, thus also guilty of treason.
Vandalism; deliberate damage or destruction of property (including getting piercings) –which is always destruction of government property, because I am the government
Violent crime; causing bodily harm to an innocent being, such as every time (includes domestic violence now, but violence against me is High Treason)
fishing (even “catch & release”) and hunting count

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Can be a misdemeanor or felony based on the associated crime:

Aiding & Abetting (Encouraging); e.g. harboring/hiding a criminal, whether he/she is a fugitive or not
*Anyone who helps harbor/hide someone who is a fugitive from my justice/law/system shall be punished the same way that fugitive is sentenced to be punished.
Allowing anyone I don’t/wouldn’t like… to enter your city… counts as aiding & abetting.
includes: not enforcing my law (meaning everyone -every human- is guilty of this to felony and even capital level due to allowing nonvegan, relig’tard, and trans scum)
Censorship/Desecration: Deleting anything I upload, if done by someone I don’t know, or a computer program, is a felony-level desecration of a sacred image/vision, since everything I am/do is holy, the will of the one true king and God.
This means that removing a sexual/pornographic photo, meme, or artwork I posted anywhere, no matter your reason, no matter the policy or user-agreement of your online community/platform/site, is grounds for immediate imprisonment, if not also execution. I might also have your entire platform hacked / taken down.
Coffee: Consuming it on an individual level is a misdemeanor, distributing it on a commercial (coffee shop) level is a felony, and producing it (farming coffee-bean plants) can be a capital crime –sometimes punishable not by a trial… but a military strike –and if there is more than one coffee plantation/farm in a country, that can be considered a war-crime / declaration of war (i.e. that entire nation can be openly warred against; fighter-jets and tanks sent in to occupy it, etc.).
Indecent Exposure; attractive females covering any of their body parts (misdemeanor),
ugly people showing any of their body parts (felony),
humans who had sex changes existing at all (felony and capital crime punishable by death on sight)
Interference; making it more difficult for an investigator to do his/her job
(not on the felony-level of Obstruction of Justice, as this general/lesser form of interference may be accidental/ignorant/unintentional)
Everyone who prevented me from proceeding along the Pan-American, and anyone who interfered/interferes with me going to any ruin or other site anywhere, whether during an expedition or any other travel/trip, is guilty of interfering with a federal investigation; they are felons –and, until they turn themselves in and pay the fines I prescribed, they are fugitives.
Negligence; laziness resulting in an accident, such as when phone companies allowed criminal repo scum to harass me via their network/s
includes: not learning and teaching this (my) law

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Propaganda/Brainwashing (felony) Subtypes:
(All of these can also be called criminal lying or slander or visual assault.)

Alcoholic-washing; showing anyone consuming alcoholic beverages as if that is acceptable/normal behavior, and even mentioning this in conversation or monologue or narration
Blackwashing; pretending a White person was not White, or trying to normalize this form of lying and disrespect to writers and audiences
Breederwashing; changing a story to include, or be focused on a goal/plot of, getting pregnant or rebecoming fertile, such as was disrespectfully done to the Aeon Flux story
Cripplewashing; attempting to normalize the failed/corrupt healthcare/medical industry/complex by showing characters in wheelchairs, wearing glasses, or anything other than fully-healthy people, which would be the norm if people were correctly educated and allowed to live in actually-healthy environments (i.e. no one would get sick (poisoned) or indefinitely wounded)
Desexualizing, a.k.a. Prudewashing; limiting or removing normal fullbody interaction, especially when it was detailed in the story/script, intended by the writer, or normal and good in general (and this is part of the ongoing campaign to brainwash and degenerate the working class into being corporate slaves who get ulset about normal interaction, being sexual only to spawn more moody all-work no-balance corporate-slaves)
Drugwashing; showing characters smoking cigarettes, vaping, or accepting/consuming pills or any pharmaceutical products, as if they are good or key plot devices, and/or showing anyone wearing a surgical mask who is not performing a surgery; anything attempting to normalize the scamdemic or cowardice or medical/health illiteracy
Faggotwashing; trying to normalize sexual misconduct and harassment of normal (heterosexual males and bisexual females) people, such as by pretending a non-faggot character is a faggot or trans or otherwise gender-confused (a sexual/developmental failure/nutjob)
Fatwashing; trying to normalize gluttony, such as by casting a fatfuck to play a non-fatfuck character, or adding a token-fatfuck when there was no such character in the story
Nasal-voice-washing; including any female voice that is not sexy feminine (such as a nasal or low one, i.e. those are bad ones), or any male voice that is not normal masculine (such as a fag-sounding one, i.e. that is a bad one), which is an attempt to normalize a deformity and inappropriate sound
Nonvegan-washing; anything showing the consumption of “drinks” or “food” made via rape (artificial or forced impregnation of farm animals),
kidnapping (taking their babies so that their babies do not drink the milk they as new mothers produce),
and murder (killing their male babies, and killing the mothers when they can no longer reliably produce babies),
attempting to normalize this unnecessary and inhumane barbarism/evil, the unholiest and most unthinkable “diet” of all (one based on harm in its worst forms, and which results in non-drinks and non-food which only cause harm even to the consumers)
Pharma’-scam-spreading; pretending that there are germs or transmissible/contagious diseases
Race-mixing; nothing wrong with different races, but it is always wrong to include token race-mixing, such as interracial couples in stories which did not have them and has no reason to have them
Religionwashing; saying or otherwise doing religious practices of any of the false/scam religions such as Christianity or Islam, such as when no such activity or belief was in the story
Uglywashing; casting anyone ugly to play any character, or writing characters as being ugly, both of which are attempted normalization of degeneracy which is the fault of the parents who did not hold a clear vision of a healthy offspring during its formative (natal) months (and, yes, the vision you hold for the being you are creating is the only thing which determines how it looks, not genetics as the ever-lying and misleading media and fake-scientific community knowingly dishonestly claims)
Whitewashing; pretending a non-White person was White, or trying to normalize this form of lying and disrespect to writers and audiences
Yellowwashing; adding a token Asian for no reason other than to attempt to generate higher ratings or more ticket sales from that demographic, or to try and normalize their unnecessary entrenched presence in lands that are not their own (and is arguably worse than blackwashing and whitewashing, as this race or group of races of the human species has bred out of control even more than the degenerates in India –not to call all people from India degenerate, only those who bred irresponsibly/excessively, straining the sacred land/resources which they were entrusted with –though that perhaps was due to them happening to ignorantly set up towns too close to problematic damaged megaliths/ruins or certain types of ley-line nodes, etc.)

Actors and actresses who agreed to play such inappropriate roles are guilty of felony-level brainwashing, misconduct, propaganda, slander, treason, etc., even if the bad shows and movies they helped make ended up weakening evil masses out of the way, as the bad content they acted to help make was off-putting to the High King.

We are about natural organic inclusion/teamwork, not forced diversity.

We never use subtle or overt propaganda on our residents or guests, and always use propaganda proactively against incompatible Outlanders, repaying those lowly beasts for their relentless attempts at using it against our founder.

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Parole vs. Probation:

Parole: a temporary or permanent early release from incarceration, provided the prescribed/required good behavior occurs; parole allows you to leave prison before your original sentence/time was completed in prison
Probation: conditional freedom to resume life after/outside incarceration, often including indefinite monitoring and ongoing/monthly fining (to help cover the cost of that monitoring, etc.); probation is when you are already released from prison and being kept an eye on to determine if it is best for you to remain out of prison

Most humans (~99%) are indefinitely incarcerated/sentenced to the various “cell blocks” (planets) in Hell (Outer Space; The Abyss),
most humans are never going to be eligible for parole, let alone probation,
and the few humans who become eligible for parole hearings (~1% of that 99%) will usually (>50% of that 1%) be denied (because part of the sentence of their species is to indefinitely endure the hopelessness and negligence they subjected the High King and many other innocent beings to during their time in power on Earth),
the even fewer members of that subset of their species (<50% of the 1% who earn a parole hearing; the minority who get approved for parole/probation) being monitored for life/ever when they make it to probation.
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All humans allowed to remain on Earth after 2313 A.D. must be considered tolerable enough by the High King (Auz) to not be cataclysm-ed (IOW: Only humans he feels he can tolerate being on the same planet with are those who get to live/stay on Earth.), though many may still be subject to being harvested during events such as The Hunt. (Just because he can tolerate them being there, doesn’t mean he likes them, and doesn’t mean they deserve to live; it just means they can be tolerated because they serve some purpose to him.)
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The only humans who are likely to avoid becoming incarcerated by the Inisfreeans are those who were not just tolerable to the High King, but so attractive/agreeable to him that they deserved prescreening. All realms are always monitored/scanned so the Inisfreeans notice every time a being comes into existence or maturity whom is likely going to be regarded by the High King as tolerable enough to one day meet. When those beings get spotted/detected by the Inisfreeans, their prescreening automatically begins; their likely-compatible biosignature triggers one of their Outlands sensors, and then a complete scan/analysis of the individual is scheduled. This is when their direct and extensive monitoring begins, but only until a diagnosis/decision can be made; are they compatible enough to warrant direct contact with a deployed ICV for the purpose of the first interview/part of (the rest of) screening?
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The only humans who are pretty much guaranteed to never get incarcerated by the Inisfreeans are those who are fully compatible with the High King (passed prescreening, passed screening/interviews, got invited to Inisfree, traveled to Inisfree, completed its official tour, and liked what they were introduced to there), thus invited to visit / return to his realm, Inisfree.
However, being members of the worst species he ever had to deal with, they will still be monitored at all times when in or anywhere near his realm or deployed ships/forces. They are not on probation, so they are not monitored at all times, but, like anyone who gets somewhat close to him or his home or his creations, they will understandably be kept a close eye on, just in case.

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2023 December Recap:

Everything belongs to me.
Everyone requires my permission for anything.
Those who dislike anything about me go to asylums.
Uglies who offend me get sent to gladiate in the New Texas arena.
Ugly religtards who offend me get sent to gladiate in the Vatican arena.
Attractives who offend me get sent to gladiate in Inisfree’s arena.
All sexy females belong to me.
People can only have sex or sleep with their spouses if I permit it.
Anyone who birthed an ugly offspring gets sterilized.
All females on Earth get spayed unless they are chosen to birth offspring for me. Cloning and engineering custom people is still allowed if regulated by my forces.
Those who not only offend me, but clearly enjoy trying to offend me, get disintegrated; they don’t even get to do the only thing they want to do, fight.
Verbal rudeness at me results in tongue removal plus acid poured in; those humans don’t even survive to gladiate.
Write something I don’t like? Hands broken. Same goes for unwanted and inappropriate handshakes.
Deny your pussy? Pussy cauterized.
Cockblock? Cock removed.
Unwanted sexual advances at me? Skinned and burned alive.
Even if a person never said or wrote anything I don’t like, making me uncomfortable in any way = they get ripped in half.
If a human smokes, vapes, drives a polluting vehicle, sprays a chemtrail, farts rudely in my presence, or wears a surgical mask when not performing surgery, he/she can be killed by public suffocation.
You get the idea; both general and specific punishments exist.
A male wearing his pants so low his underwear shows? Banned from wearing anything below the waist, then beaten anytime I happen to see his “junk” (so he’d better stay indoors when I am in the area).
Random humans get harvested daily for sacrifice at the dark temple.
Only those who are eligible for prescreening are exempt from gladiating and sacrifice.
Everyone who didn’t offend me, but also weren’t worthy of prescreening, get evicted from Earth, with very few exceptions, those exceptions being low-tech’ nomads used as Outlands placeholders.
Those who invade Earth have their civilizations on all worlds wiped out.
Any city or town whose population is not entirely/only people I like? Razed.
Everyone who ever said a single condescension or insult or order or dropped hint / implied threat to me shall be harassed by actual demons until they go insane, then their bloodline shall be ended via sacrifice at the dark pyramid temple complex, and then they shall remain in Hell forever, tortured by having their teeth yanked out, jaws broken, tongues ripped out, and acid poured down their throats every time they regenerate. Amen.
Everyone who ever said the lie that people need to eat meat… shall be allowed only fresh raw meat (of their own bloodline) and nothing else to eat, until they get sick from attempting to consume it, their own bodies then turned into meat for whomever of their evil lying kind are still alive, and in Hell they shall regenerate over and over, only to be hunted and eaten alive by bigger versions of the animals they paid for the murders of, those beasts all easily able to outrun and claw and bite them to death, but always careful to leave them alive as long as possible so they die from insane pain and bleeding out after minutes straight of that horror and agony.
All those types of bad humans continue getting punished after death; I have demons torture them in Hell forever.
Whenever a human has offended me in multiple ways / broken more than one of my laws, they are mind-scanned to determine the punishment which will cause them the most agony and trauma.
The fines start at 1 attractive female (meaning that is what must be handed over by the perpetrator from his own family / inner circle), and up to as many as all desirable females, plus other assets.
Anytime there seems to be a conflicting declaration/law in this part of the website (such as one sentence prescribing one punishment, while another sentence or sub-page prescribes a different punishment), the worst of the punishments shall be carried out upon the perpetrator.
Escalation/Proportional: Innocent/ignorant minor-crime first-offenders get warned.
Repeat-offenders have some of their females and other assets confiscated, usually permanently.
Those who are not just criminals, bit intentionally defiant/offensive, if they are in combat shape, are forced to gladiate.
Those who are intentionally offensive but not in combat shape… might be deported, exiled, or killed on the spot.
Anyone at all, criminal or not, unless they are prescreened and allied with me, can be sent to sacrifice.
Remember: Only humans were retarded and evil enough to base their legal system (scam) off of whatever their masses or elites wanted, but my system is based on whatever I know/sense is right at any given moment, so sentencing/punishments may vary significantly on a case by case basis, always honoring my blood/instinct/wisdom, never cowing down to the lowly human mainstream.

Keep in mind that these laws were written out of necessity; humans chose to be so consistently evil that nothing short of this legal system could rebalance things.

Somewhat like how humans never followed their own laws (i.e. how their enforcers hypocritically broke their own laws), we Inisfreeans are always free to punish anyone however we please; the range of punishments for each crime listed in this section of our website is just to give you a general idea of what to expect if you choose to be evil. We will warn you, then start confiscating things such as your females, and eventually end you and maybe even your entire city for harboring you. You have been advised.

I hope I have made myself clear. Either way, I am looking forward to cataclysm-ing every community which chooses not to eagerly live by these normal rules. Cheers!

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From the Bible, Adjusted to Be Useful Here:
(Do not memorize all of these; that would be excessive. Instead, teach and reference them, returning to this list anytime needed.)

To know there is a God. (Exodus 20:2) –Correction: Acknowledge the deities I (High King Auz) have officiated, all other deities not legitimate if even real.
To have not other gods. (Exodus 20:3) –Correction: Worship no gods other than me and those I officiated, always worshipping me as commander of those others.
To know that He is one. (Deuteronomy 6:4) –Correction: Accept that I and the people I chose are unified, a single culture, indivisible, as it is and shall remain.
To love Him. (Deuteronomy 6:5) –Correction: Treat me how I want you to treat me; each individual should respect/love/honor me the way I want them to. For example, females I am attracted to shall behave the way I deem sexy for them to, and all others shall behave asexually when around me, entirely professionally, knowing their places, behaving in accordance with their form/body/purpose.
To fear Him. (Deuteronomy 10:20) –Correction: You don’t need to fear me, but those who behave inappropriately to me will probably, if they have any sense or sanity at all, end up feeling afraid when I start sending hurricanes and other big corrective events/forces their way. Those I am attracted to should not vibe as being afraid of me at all, for that is foolish/pointless and off-putting.
To sanctify His Name. (Leviticus 22:32) –Correction: Only say my name in a respectful tone –and your vibe will always tell me if you are sincere/genuine.
Not to profane His Name. (Leviticus 22:32) –Correction: This is just a redundant rewording of #6.
To worship Him as He has ordered and not destroy holy objects. (Deuteronomy 12:4) –Correction: Inisfree, everything made in it, and everyone allied with me, are holy objects; you shall only touch them the way I permit you to, if at all.
To listen to the true prophet. (Deuteronomy 18:15) –Correction: There is only one real prophet, and that is god; me.
Not to test the prophet. (Deuteronomy 6:16) –Correction: Those who thought they were cleverly baiting and exposing me in various ways over the years were only exposing their own mental retardation and evil; I noticed every time, and left you every time, and you shall be tortured in Hell forever. The same goes for females trying to get my attention and get me to deviate from my holy course/work to chase/pursue/entertain them; the only thing appropriate for attractive females to do is humbly request permission to introduce themselves to me in the way which is correct for their gender/sex in my culture; if I permit them to introduce themselves, they shall eagerly expose themselves and kneel into a kajira-sitting pose, that I most-easily see, inspect, and judge all of them. That shows a submissive heart/essence, which is the only kind appropriate/correct for a female. That is the only way for them to earn/deserve any of my time at all. Testing me and then getting moody at me because I did not submit to you = you are evil and shall continue being ignored/abandoned/ruined.
To emulate His ways. (Deuteronomy 28:9) –Correction: Be like me only in the sense that you like me, like what I like, like what I want you to like, look for and see the good in me, default to genuine positivity about/around me, politely offer what is sought, and never try to pressure me or those I care about to do anything we don’t want to do. Don’t try to build a copy of my realm/home, or look and sound exactly like me, etc.; do not emulate/mimic all of me, just the parts I want you to.
To be with those who only worship Him. (Deuteronomy 10:20) –Correction: “You are the company you keep.”; anyone you show up with or hangout with suggests to me you are either dependent on them or condoning them. I have rejected “perfect tens” (physically flawless hotties) because they were with dark-eyed/-souled evil tagalongs/clingers; Pele is a perfect example, as is that Graciella v2 in the White Owl Social Club, as is that colorful-eyed mermaid-hair shorty brunette perfect-figure in that same venue, as is even Ambi when she showed up with another person. Unless everyone you are with is fully compatible with me, wanted and invited by me, prioritizing me over all else, it is a waste of your time and theirs and mine for you to show up with them.
To love your neighbor as yourself. (Leviticus 19:18) –Correction: Only love those who deserve to be loved. You should never just love someone because they are nearby.
To love converts. (Deuteronomy 10:19) –Correction: While some may genuinely have never thought of our wisdom, and gravitate to it, wholeheartedly preferring and adopting it correctly, you should never just love someone because they convert; some who convert have agendas / ulterior motives, etc..
Not to hate your brother in your heart. (Leviticus 19:17) –Correction: Again, love only those who deserve to be loved. Hate those who deserve to be hated. You should never resist hating someone who deserves it… just because you are closely related to them.
To reprove your brother when necessary. (Leviticus 19:17) –Correction: What about your sister? What if you have no brother. This is yet another perfect example of the poor wording and primitive/incomplete thinking of those who wrote this ridiculous book of plagiaries stitched together.
Not to embarrass others. (Leviticus 19:17) –Correction: Bullies deserve to be embarrassed, as emotional moments help activate the full being, thereby making it easier for some people to use all of their brain, remember accurately, mature sooner, etc.. If a bully tries to embarrass you, give them a taste of their own medicine, as bullies are primitive beasts who never understand spoken logic or normal requests/manners. When embarrassment is the language/method a bully chooses, communicate in that language alone –until that bully stops behaving that rudely/stupidly. You wouldn’t try to speak in English to someone who doesn’t speak English, or with sounds to someone who is deaf; do not waste your own time being polite to those who are not polite / do not understand why to be polite.
Not to oppress the weak. (Exodus 22:21) –Correction: Sometimes the weak are weak because they are bad and make bad choices, and sometimes they deserve to be weak, at least for a while, that they learn to be better people in one way or another. Some are so bad that they will never be good, never learn, never care about the right things to care about, thus it makes sense to keep them weak, lest they get strong enough to default to being bullies again –and you will always know if this is their essence/future by how their eyes look and how their aura/vibe feels. “You will know them by their works.”
Not to slander. (Leviticus 19:16)
Not to take revenge. (Leviticus 19:18) –Correction: If an evil being wrongs you, revenge against it is the right thing to do, for the same reason it is always right to bully a bully; that is the only thing that will ever stop them, evident in the decades I spent minding my own business, being good and helpful, etc., all to no avail around/amongst the humans.
Not to bear a grudge. (Leviticus 19:18) –Correction: You should accept and appreciate the instinct, if/when you have it, to keep feeling the natural way you felt when someone did evil to you. Do not try to reprogram/rewire yourself. When justice is done, you will no longer “bear a grudge”. “Bearing a grudge” is weaponized language meant to shame/trick/mislead good people into disregarding their own correct instincts/feelings/senses.
Teach Torah to your children. (Deuteronomy 6:7) –Correction: Teach only The Inisfreean Way to your children, and only have children if High King Auz decides you are ready to.
To respect and defer to the elders. (Leviticus 19:32) –Correction: Never respect or obey someone just because they are older than you; have you not witnessed virtually countless horrible decisions and actual evil from so many of the human elders?
Do not turn to the ways of idol worship. (Leviticus 19:4) –Correction: Prioritize actual good beings, not figurines or statues in their likeness, excepting only during times when there are no good beings around you, leaving you to resort to “idols” until the real ones show up.
Let the fringes on your clothes remind you to have pure conduct. (Numbers 15:39) –Correction: Do not let your clothing become frayed, excepting the style of tastefully-torn blue-jeans. You should not need fringe/damage to remind you to be a good person.
Not to blaspheme or curse a judge. (Exodus 22:27) –Correction: There are no legitimate judges except the ICVs, as they are extensions of my wisdom and will.
Not to worship idols. (Exodus 20:5) –Correction: This is a redundant repeat of #24.
Not to bow down to idols. (Exodus 20:5) –Correction: Don’t worship or submit to a national symbol such as the American flag, the Bible, the Christian cross, or to a celebrity such as a talk-show host (or such as an alleged prophet or other religious figure, e.g. Jesus or Muhammad).
Not to make an idol. (Exodus 20:4) –Correction: Don’t “cheerlead” for / obsess over a human so much that it gives them celebrity status; excessive attention; fame.
Not to make or cast an image. (Leviticus 19:4) –Correction: Creating works of art, such as digital images or physical sculptures, is perfectly fine. Just don’t do it sloppily; don’t draw saggy tits or other deformities/evils which are not natural/healthy.
Not to make gods of silver or gold. (Exodus 20:20) –Correction: Don’t regard money as more valuable or worthier of your focus than good people; don’t be a hoarder of resources/wealth/whatever.
Not to turn a people to idolatry. (Exodus 23:13) –Correction: Don’t put stuff on your radio broadcasts to TV programs which clearly try to dazzle people about certain individuals (such as celebrities) or products (such as pharmaceuticals).
To destroy a city that has turned to idol worship. (Deuteronomy 13:17) –Correction: Destroy any city that accepts anyone I don’t or wouldn’t like.
Not to rebuild that city. (Deuteronomy 13:17) –Correction: Do not build anew atop a destroyed city; leave ruins exposed as a warning/reminder to the wayward/evildoers; do not cover up holy acts/cataclysms/purges (though, of course, mudflood-waves of a pole-shift will cover up some things, which is normal/fine).
Not to retain any benefit from that city. (Deuteronomy 13:18) –Correction: We can ‘farm’ bad/incompatible/rebuilt Outlander cities however we please, but if humans we don’t like are benefitting from such places… we will go out and shut down the operations of those profiting humans.
Not to missionize a person to idol worship. (Deuteronomy 13:12) –Correction: We can prescreen anyone who becomes compatible with us, though it is unlikely anyone who believed in blatant nonsense, not sensing how wrong it was, will ever be worthy of prescreening by us.
Not to love the missionary. (Deuteronomy 13:9) –Correction: Missionaries of the Christians certainly don’t deserve any love, but also do not give love to anyone else who is undeserving of love; the equivalent of missionaries/recruiters for any of the other religions not compatible with the one in Inisfree.
Not to stop hating him. (Deuteronomy 13:9) –Correction: Only hate people who were rude to the High King or those he loves.
Not to save him. (Deuteronomy 13:9) –Correction: Only help humans or anyone else when they deserve it; never offer assistance to any being so stupid and evil that he/she does things the High King doesn’t/wouldn’t like.
Not to speak in his defense. (Deuteronomy 13:9) –Correction: Attorneys/lawyers/”witnesses” attempting to provide legal defense for someone who wronged the High King can be charged with felony-level aiding & abetting, slander, and more.
Not to refrain from incriminating him. (Deuteronomy 13:9) –Correction: Any human who ever did anything the High King didn’t like… is guilty of at least one crime, and all who know that human broke any of the High King’s laws must be exposed and brought to the Inisfreeans (ICVs) for justice, Inisfree-style.
Not to prophesize in idolatry. (Deuteronomy 18:20) –Correction: Foreseeing or speaking in hopes of helping manifest/encourage sexy people meeting up with their kind (fellow/other sexy people) for the kind of sex the High King would enjoy seeing or participating in shall always be done when these thoughts/visions/prophecies occur naturally; don’t pretend you foresaw something if you just want it, and say it if you want it, as that helps reassure good (healthy; sexy) people, especially after all the hate-crimes / trash-talking against natural/normal love/lovemaking/interaction.
To ignore the false prophet. (Deuteronomy 13:4) –Correction: Don’t believe humans claiming to be pastors, priests, prophets, etc. –and you should be easily able to identify them / their lies by their eyes/tone/vibe.
Not to prophesize falsely in God’s name. (Deuteronomy 18:20) –Correction: Don’t pretend you have foreseen as much as High King Auz.
Not to fear killing a false prophet. (Deuteronomy 18:22) –Correction: (none needed)
Never swear in the name of an idol. (Exodus 23:13) –Correction: –Correction: Cussing is a form of venting, thus de-stressing, thus can promote health. Just don’t default to profanity/swearing/yelling/venting; don’t do it all the time.
Not to perform as or acknowledge those who purport to channel spirits. (Leviticus 19:31) –Correction: Acknowledge those who vibe as actually and appropriately channeling (offering telepathic contact with) others; some have this ability, and it used to be the norm –back before the masses got dumbed down and bred into near-vestigiality.
Not to perform as or consult fortunetellers. (Leviticus 19:31) –Correction: Again, some fortune-tellers are legitimate; check their vibes to know which is which.
Not to burn your children in a sacrificial fire to Molech. (Leviticus 18:21) –Correction: (none needed –and wow, how evil humans are to have ever needed this obvious rule spelled out for them)
Not to erect a stone pillar in a place of public worship. (Deuteronomy 16:22) –Correction: Don’t demonize or shy away from the use of monoliths, megaliths, or other good stones / stonework, as stones, not just gemstones, can be used as batteries, memory-like devices, and more.
Not to erect an idol or bow down on a smooth stone for worship. (Leviticus 26:1) –Correction: Focus on showing love and support to your fellows, not motionless inanimate objects, but remember that when you send energy toward anything… what you send it to might be able to store and save up that/your energy for use by you later (again, some stones being able to function like batteries or memories).
Not to plant a tree as a sacred pole. (Deuteronomy 16:21) –Correction: While this was originally referring to a tree symbolizing a fertility goddess (Asherah), a tree planted in a good spot, and regarded as sacred, is perfectly fine. Just don’t be a fool by thinking fertility comes from anywhere other than your own focus on becoming pregnant.
Destroy idols, their accessories, and the places where they were worshipped. (Deuteronomy 12:2) –Correction: There’s no need to go around breaking stuff that isn’t yours –unless, of course, it is gross BS bad humans made/misuse.
Do not derive benefit from idols or bring abominations home. (Deuteronomy 7:26) –Correction: Nothing is more idolatrous than Christians, and they are some of the grossest abominations of all / so far; don’t bring Christians or members of the other Abrahamic religions home.
Do not derive benefit from the gold and silver accessories of idols. (Deuteronomy 7:25) –Correction: There are many ways to benefit from gold and silver. Do what makes sense; use them to make computer parts, etc..
Make no covenant with Canaanites or their gods. (Deuteronomy 7:2) –Correction: As usual, Christians default to the negative, exaggerate to the extreme, and slander chronically; they are among the worst and most obvious liars of all time. When it comes to Canaanites, Christians demonized their religion only because it did not submit to the hyper-bullying Christian religion; Canaanites did not worship demons, their sexuality was normal (Christian sexuality being the abnormal and perverted one; unhealthily shaming normal sex acts/rates, covering up beauties, letting ugly body-parts show, and so on), and they didn’t sacrifice children (something Christians always did and do, even via indoctrinating/brainwashing their own, as that ensured most of those children became mortal, suffered, and died). Make covenants (agreements) with anyone it makes sense to, just try to avoid contractual/binding ones; stick to covenants which are logical, flexible, natural, and between sane people with common sense (which obviously doesn’t include any Christians).
Show them no favor. (Deuteronomy 7:2) –Correction: Don’t be tolerant of deviants such as Christians, queers, slanders (like those “Internet trolls” who call everyone a pedophile and/or Satanist with zero evidence) etc..
Not to let them dwell in your land. (Exodus 23:33) –Correction: Obviously don’t let anyone who mindlessly repeats death-cult lies/scams (such as Christian or pharmaceutical claims) anywhere near your land, for their negative mind/aura-energy will start to petrify/decay/deaden things, eventually resulting in things such as The Dust Bowl; barren conditions, droughts, desertification, etc..
Not to imitate their customs and clothing. (Leviticus 20:23) –Correction: It should be easy to tell who is dressed bizarrely/inappropriately; any human who exposes ugliness or covers up beauty is one who should not be copied, for they are unnatural/insane/backward.
Not to be superstitious. (Leviticus 19:26) –Correction: This, of course, includes not believing in blatant scams, such as “germ theory” (pretending invisible particles cause sickness, when it has always only been an unhealthy (nonvegan) diet, stress, negative mindset/thinking, and other forms of accepting poisons into your system). Also included is the superstition that politics is real; it is as fake as wrestling and everything else on modern Outlander TV.
To not self-induce a trance to foresee events or tolerate soothsayers. (Deuteronomy 18:10) –Correction: Self-induce a trance or trance-like state anytime it suits you; trust your inner wisdom, ESP, etc., not just your basic/conscious instinct/hunches.
Not to engage in astrology. (Leviticus 19:26) –Correction: Engage in astrology –so long as you aren’t just parroting whatever horoscope writers claim/parrot; actually figure out how this stuff works.
Not to say incantations or cast spells. (Deuteronomy 18:11) –Correction: Say incantations and cast spells when it is appropriate, such as to help protect a house or heal a plant.
Not to attempt contacting the dead. (Deuteronomy 18:11) –Correction: Contact the dead when it is appropriate. Just because they are dead doesn’t mean they aren’t supposed to be contacted; it might only mean they were murdered, they perhaps still having something they wanted to communicate to you or others. Contacting them also makes possible hearing their thoughts about how things are on “the other side” –maybe even enough to draw a map of what portions of it they have been to.
Not to consult with mediums. (Deuteronomy 18:11) –Correction: Consult with mediums when appropriate.
Not to converse with wizards. (Deuteronomy 18:11) –Correction: Converse with wizards when appropriate.
Not to do sorcery. (Deuteronomy 18:10) –Correction: Do sorcery so you can master it.
To not cut your hair at the temples. (Leviticus 19:27) –Correction: Females should not cut/shorten their scalp hair, and males should not cut/shave their facial hair.
To not shave your beard. (Leviticus 19:27) –Correction: Males can trim their beards, but shaving them entirely off makes them look a little too transgender; if a male has hair-growing cells on his cheeks and around his jaw, he should let them grow whatever beard and mustache they can.
Men must not wear women’s clothes. (Deuteronomy 22:5) –Correction: (none needed; fucking duh)
Women must not wear men’s clothes. (Deuteronomy 22:5) –Correction: This is somewhat of a gray area; females should not wear clothing that goes against their feminine form, such as business coats/jackets with shoulder pads, or heeled shoes which make them look taller than they normally are. Moreover, attractive females should almost never wear clothes at all, as it is wrong to cover up beauty. Only when there are environmental extremes, such as freezing or scorching temperatures, burning sunlight, acid rain, etc., should a female wear the kind of outdoor-work suit/protection males in masculine jobs often must use.
Not to tattoo your skin. (Leviticus 19:28) –Correction: There are a few exceptions to this, but usually tattoos should be for males. Even tiny “feminine” tattoos are not that feminine, and are off-putting to the High King.
Not to tear your skin for idolatry or mourning. (Deuteronomy 14:1) –Correction: Don’t pierce your skin for ear-rings or anything else; leave your body intact.
Not to shave your head in mourning. (Deuteronomy 14:1) –Correction: This was stated above; males can shave their heads but not their beards, and females shouldn’t have to shave anything, as females should only be able to grow hair from their scalp and for their eyebrows.
Wrongdoers must correct their ways and confess before God. (Numbers 5:7) –Correction: Whatever the High King (Auz) doesn’t like is wrong, and those who have done things he doesn’t like must be honest with him about those things.
Recite the central prayers twice daily and always study Torah, wherever you are. (Deuteronomy 6:7) –Correction: Don’t waste time reading books full of gibberish/nonsense/plagiarism, such as the Bible or Qur’an or Torah. If you pray, remember that it does nothing other than making you briefly feel better, having focused on what you want/like/intend (which is why prayer is also known as “mental masturbation”). Do not make prayer a habit/addiction. Do actual work instead; actually help people, never merely praying/talking about what you wish would happen to/for them.
Serve God with prayer. (Exodus 23:25) –Correction: Prayer does nothing, and making up an imaginary friend and calling it “God”, instead of actually supporting actual people/beings, is as evil as it gets, for it wastes your energy out into nothingness, which is a sure sign of being an incarnation of a negative-node; a foolish being who only saps the energy of him/herself and those around him/her. Serve the real deities such as the High King and his inner circle –by actually doing what they have repeatedly explained will help. You can’t serve someone by just talking without actually following through; you must actually do what helps them, and prayer does not.
The priests, who are the sons of Aaron, must bless the nation. (Numbers 6:23) –Correction: Priests failed so consistently/always… that only priestess are now legitimate, and only when they are officiated by the High King. Priestesses shall only help/bless nations which are loyal to the High King.
To wear phylacteries so the laws will be a pendant on your forehead. (Deuteronomy 6:8) –Correction: If you strap something around your head, it had better only be a flashlight when needed for walking in dark areas at night, such as when camping or caving, and it should not have the dual purpose of being a phylactery in disguise. Don’t be a hyper-conformist idiot. People will be able to sense if you are a good person, and certainly they will notice based on your actions; you don’t need to (should not) be a “virtue signaler” by wearing a phylactery.
To bind phylacteries so that the laws will be a sign on the arm. (Deuteronomy 6:8) –Correction: Don’t wear little containers strapped to your body, unless you are a slave-girl wearing a coin-belt, or a sex-worker wearing a belt-like string around your waist to hang cum-filled condoms from. Males especially look stupid and creepy when strapping little things to their bodies, no matter the intent. Yes, this even applies to mobile tech’ devices which record steps walked, jogging pace, heartrate, etc..
To put up a Mezuzah so that the laws will be on the doorposts of your house. (Deuteronomy 6:9) –Correction: Those little tubes attached to doorframes, with a scroll of prayers or laws inside them, are cute, but not necessary; put one on a doorframe of your house or hotel if you want –so long as it is only prayers of support for the High King and his people (the Inisfreeans, their allies, his family members, etc.), and the laws written/prescribed by the High King.
Each male must write a Torah scroll. (Deuteronomy 31:19) –Correction: Every male in Creation/reality must naturally see the High King (Auz; me) as his rightful and eternal leader. For a male to gravitate to anyone/thing else is to be a deviant, wayward, against normal masculinity, and against the sacred and critical unity of all good/compatible beings.
The king must write a second Torah scroll. (Deuteronomy 17:18) –Correction: Only the High King is the one to write documents advising/guiding others. The men he chooses/appoints as kings over lands/nations subordinate to his own would do well to practice handwriting at least one copy of such documents he has drafted –and do not obsess over this; once or twice is enough; you have many other duties as a king, and should not waste time with redundant/excessive copying. Save the thousands of repetitions of any thing for the mastery of martial arts moves, and so on.
To have fringes on the corners of your garments. (Numbers 15:38) –Correction: Keep your clothes presentable, not frayed, unless you are a slave-girl, such as how some kajirae are taught to artificially fray some of their primitive/spartan garments as part of being subtly feminine/fragile/seductive/interesting/suggestive.
Bless God after meals. (Deuteronomy 8:10) –Correction: Don’t annoy people by pressuring them to pray a certain way before, during, or after meals, and don’t “mentally masturbate”; prayer is precisely that; it is nothing more than making yourself briefly feel good, as if you’ve done something good. This is not to say that masturbation / self-care / self-massage is bad, but pointlessly saying words of praise… when the person/thing being praised is not around to hear them… is foolish, unhelpful, and arguably even evil. If you want to show your support to good beings, call out to them, meet them, and ask them what they would like or be helped by if you got or made and offered it to them. Actual tangible support is a blessing, not prayer/”parroting”. Be an actual helper/contributor, not a deluded “broken record”.
To circumcise every male on the eighth day. (Leviticus 12:3) –Correction: Circumcision is fine. Just don’t allow it to be done by biting and sucking baby penises. (If you didn’t know that was “a thing”, Google information about how some Jews did/do this bizarre crap.)
To rest on the seventh day. (Exodus 23:12) –Correction: Taking a break / going on a vacation roughly once every 7 days is generally advised; don’t work without end; let there be an ebb and flow to your routine/life.
Not to do prohibited work on the seventh day. (Exodus 20:10) –Correction: Anything the High King has not reviewed and approved of is prohibited; no licenses, permits, or registrations are valid without his consent.
The court must not inflict punishment on the Sabbath. (Exodus 35:3) –Correction: Punishment can be carried out by the Inisfreeans or their allies on any day, and shall not be infringed. Humans are not allowed to punish anyone for any reason without permission from the High King, as they abused their power / ability to harm/punish for so long.
Stay near home and within city bounds on the Sabbath. (Exodus 16:29) –Correction: Go wherever you feel “called” on any day, so long as you are getting permission to enter areas restricted by the High King for certain types of use.
To remember and sanctify the Sabbath by blessing wine and lighting the conclusionary candle. (Exodus 20:8) –Correction: Remember fondly the High King and His people (the Inisfreeans, their allies, etc.), and do something celebratory/thankful to them on the holiday reserved for them; his birthday, etc., but make sure it is something he would approve of (consuming alcohol, of course, not at all being acceptable then or at any other time). You don’t need a candle to celebrate; just let gladness fill your heart, which will then be felt by empaths within range of your aura and focus (meaning that when you focus on something, your connection to it becomes a detectable link to those who know of this phenomenon).
To perform self-denial and to rest from exertion on Yom Kippur. (Leviticus 23:32) –Correction: Embrace yourself (your true nature/essence), so long as it is something that the High King would like you being/doing; never deny yourself if you are compatible with him. Good beings should always accept and uplift themselves. Only bad beings, such as how most humans on Earth during The Shift era should self-deny, which is to say that anyone the High King would not like something about… should practice preventing whatever about themselves he wouldn’t like… from ever being done/exposed/shown/allowed. In short, prevent bad, but never deny/resist good/nature (good/nature being whatever the High King prefers).
Not to do prohibited labor. (Leviticus 23:31) –Correction: Only do what the High King would approve of you doing –and if in doubt as to what all that may be, ask one of his Inisfreeans (an ICV).
To afflict yourself. (Leviticus 16:29) –Correction: Do not cause drama/trouble for yourself. (There is enough of that crap already in the world.) Do your best to make the most of such times, and to team up with others when they are dealing with such things. Let any affliction caused by others, or by circumstances/chance, be an option/opportunity for further bonding and alliances, not a go-to “just because”.
Not to eat or drink. (Leviticus 23:29) –Correction: Eat and drink only healthy (vegan) things.
To rest on the first day of Passover. (Leviticus 23:8) –Correction: If needed/desired, take an ~hour-long nap mid-day, if exertion warrants it.
To do no work on the first day of Passover. (Leviticus 23:8) –Correction: Make it a habit to start each week (every 7 days) with meaningful work/labor/exertion which would be agreeable to the High King.
To rest on the seventh day of Passover. (Leviticus 23:8) –Correction: Reserve at least one day each week (every 7 days) for pleasure which would be agreeable to the High King.
To do no work on the seventh day of Passover. (Leviticus 23:8) –Correction: Reject all Outlander propaganda claiming that mortality / death / passing to “the other side” is good or normal in any way, no matter how many evildoers succumb to that unhealthiness-glorifying grossness.
To rest on the first day of Pentecost. (Leviticus 23:21) –Correction: Rest as needed (on an individual level; when one’s body needs it to ‘decompress’/’unwind’), not excessively.
To do no work on the first day of Pentecost. (Leviticus 23:21) –Correction: Reject all Outlander events/holidays I did not approve of, such as Pentecost.
To rest on the New Year (the first day of the seventh month). (Leviticus 23:24) –Correction: New Year’s Day is the first day of the first month, obviously. If you want to rest this day, rest. If you want to work, work. Do not let others tell you what everyone must do, at least not to this level; that would be micromanagement.
To do no work on Rosh Hashana, the New Year. (Leviticus 23:25)–Correction: You can work whenever you want. Just don’t force your employees to –unless they are humans who got enslaved as punishment for being evil.
To rest on the first day of Sukkot, the Feast of Booths. (Leviticus 23:35) –Correction: The only holidays which matter and are legitimate are those of the omni-calendar made by the High King.
The first day of Sukkot, the Feast of Booths, is sacred. Do no work. (Leviticus 23:35) –Correction: All days are sacred; do not let lowly beings such as most humans try to tell you some days are not sacred.
To rest on the eighth day of the Feast of Booths, Shimini Atzeret. (Leviticus 23:36) –Correction: Rest as needed, based on your individual needs, different daily exertions, and so on.
To do no work on the eighth day of the Feast of Booths. (Leviticus 23:36) –Correction: Work is best done when you are well-rested; get a good/full night’s sleep, based on your individual/daily needs, and then resume whatever work you do.
To not eat leaven past noon on the day of Passover. (Deuteronomy 16:3) –Correction: It is thought that the type of yeast which causes bread to rise within minutes to hours might be hard on the digestive tract, and that the other type of yeast (which takes a day or so to make bread rise) might be better to consume, but always test to find out, adjusting your own diet as needed.
To destroy all leaven on Passover. (Exodus 12:15) –Correction: Don’t waste food; at least compost it, if there is no one around who wants it donated to them.
Not to eat leaven all seven days of Passover. (Exodus 13:3) –Correction: If you eat bread that was made to rise via yeast, do so in moderation; don’t let it start bloating or fattening you. Maintain a healthy normal toned physique; not fat, and not too skinny.
Not to eat anything containing leaven during Passover. (Exodus 12:20) –Correction: Nutritional yeast is another form of that substance which is generally regarded as a safe/reasonable ingredient, so try it out.
No leaven shall be found in your domain during Passover. (Exodus 13:7) –Correction: Keep yeast where it does not spoil, such as in containers in your pantry.
Not to find any leaven in your house all seven days of Passover. (Exodus 12:19) –Correction: Keep an inventory of your food stores; don’t lose track of where you place edible/perishable things.
To eat matzoh on the first night of Passover. (Exodus 12:18) –Correction: Eat only vegan food, and drink only vegan drinks.
On that night to explain the meaning of Passover. (Exodus 13:8) –Correction: Explain things to others only when they seek those answers / that knowledge.
To hear the Shofar, the ram’s horn trumpet, on the first day of Tishrei, the seventh month (Rosh Hashanah). (Numbers 29:1) –Correction: Don’t play noisy instruments where their sounds can disturb people nearby who might be napping/sleeping.
To dwell in a Sukka (booth) for the seven days of the festival. (Leviticus 23:42) –Correction: Reside and camp where it is appropriate.
To take up a Lulav (palm branch) and an Etrog (citron). (Leviticus 23:40) –Correction: Do your best to plant and maintain an edible garden / food forest; do not just have a mowed lawn/yard.
Families shall pay an annual half-shekel temple tax. (Exodus 30:13) –Correction: 1% of everyone’s annual assets/income is to be kept available to the High King at all times, and you should donate more if you can without jeopardizing your family or business/es.
The courts must calculate the day on which the new month begins. (Exodus 12:2) –Correction: The only courts which are legitimate are those the High King reviewed and approved of, and even then they shall always be monitored and supervised by at least 1 ICV.
To afflict and cry out (blow the trumpets) before God in times of catastrophe. (Numbers 10:9) –Correction: When a cataclysm/disaster seems to be starting/happening, stay as calm as you can, don’t be loud unless you have to yell over loud noises or something, and keep in mind that a lot of these “bad” events are actually long-overdue ones necessary to teaching bad humans not to let things get this out of hand. You’ll almost certainly survive, maybe even unscathed, if you stay calm and quiet until it is appropriate to make noise.
A man should contractually marry a woman before living with her. (Deuteronomy 24:1) –Correction: The only marriages which are legitimate are those between the High King and females he is attracted to. Everyone should sample living with those they intend to start a family/household with before they make anything official; it is one of the most foolish things ever to marry someone before you know what it is going to be like living with them every day. The only reason the church said the opposite is because they love it when relationships are strained, individuals are stressed, and people come running to them for more of their wordplay and intentionally-bad guidance; the more problems they generate, and the more habitual they make turning to the church, the more job-security / returning customers / repeat business they generate. Only the gullible/mindless fail to see/acknowledge this obvious setup.
Not to have relations with women who are not acquired thus. (An Israelite man or woman cannot be a prostitute.) (Deuteronomy 23:18) –Correction: Have sex with all females you are attracted to, so long as they are healthy. Practicing sex with more than one partner is always a good idea. Just don’t be a sicko (deviant; anything other than what the High King would approve of).
Not to withhold food, clothing, and relations from your wife. (Exodus 21:10) –Correction: Let your wife have relations with others, as this is natural, normal, healthy, and improves her abilities. “Reclaim” her when she returns home each night/week. Neither spouse (husband or wife) should starve or try to control all the clothing of the other. There shall always be one dominant and one submissive, though, and it is best for the male to be the leader of the couple/marriage. The wife should be naturally submissive to the point of enjoying when her husband picks out outfits for her to wear, though she should not get moody if he doesn’t always have time for this.
To have children from her. (Genesis 1:28) –Correction: Never reproduce unless you have approval from the High King, and you can only get such approval if you present a very well-thought-out plan/vision for how you will cause your offspring to form/look, how you will provide healthy diets and college/house funds for them, and so on.
A divorced wife must receive a written bill of divorce. (Deuteronomy 24:1) –Correction: Divorce is like marriage; it is no one’s business but your own; no human “authority”/government shall ever try to require/force people into getting paperwork written up by strangers (anyone outside the given relationship).
A man cannot remarry his divorced wife. (Deuteronomy 24:4) –Correction: You can hook back up as many times as you feel attracted to each other.
To marry a childless brother’s widow. (Deuteronomy 25:5) –Correction: Females should not get pregnant until the appearance, personality, and purpose/lifepath of the offspring is discussed in great detail with the partner, and approved by the High King.
To free a childless widow from the obligation to marry her brother-in-law. (Deuteronomy 25:9) –Correction: No one is obligate to hook up, other than enslaved human girls; they must hook up / have sex with whomever the High King wants/tells/trains them to.
The widow must not remarry until the ties with her brother-in-law are removed. (Deuteronomy 25:5) –Correction: Males can have as many wives as they want, and females can have as many husbands as they want, provided they understand that they are just cohabitation partners, the only real marriages being between the High King and females he is attracted to.
The court must fine one who seduces a maiden. (Exodus 22:15-16) –Correction: Always seduce those who are interested in being seduced, and destroy any humans who try to bully/intimidate/order people into not seducing that way.
The rapist must marry the maiden. (Deuteronomy 22:29) –Correction: Only rape females who enjoy rape / rape-roleplay (which, of course, technically makes it not rape, but you get the idea).
He must not divorce her. (Deuteronomy 22:29) –Correction: You can stop living together whenever it suits you. The High King can divorce any of his wives whenever they behave inappropriately.
The slanderer must remain married to his wife. (Deuteronomy 22:19) –Correction: Slanderers are not allowed to be around others without supervision, as words have power, and they have misused their words/power.
He must not divorce her. (Deuteronomy 22:19) –Correction: Only the High King can officiate a divorce; his wives cannot divorce him without his approval.
To take procedures against a suspected adultress. (Numbers 5:30) –Correction: Good men only accept perfectly sexy females to be their wives and fuck-buddies, and all sexy females shall be hot-girlfriends before marriage, then hot-wives after (during) marriage. Anyone suspected of being against this lifestyle shall be reported to the Inisfreeans for immediate auditing/review. Males who cockblock the High King or anyone allied with him shall be castrated and incarcerated in The Abyss; deported to another world. Females who resist the advances of the High King or any of his allies shall be whipped and then reprogrammed, such as via the most-demanding of kajira training.
A jealous husband must take his wife to the priests and not put oil on her meal offering. (Numbers 5:15)
A suspected wife is to be accompanied by a meal offering that contains no frankincense. (Numbers 5:15)
LAWS ABOUT FUCKING:
Not to have relations with your mother. (Leviticus 18:7) –Correction: Only fuck your mother if she is attractive. (Also, note how this group of Bible/Torah laws is based on dividing a family, watering down a bloodline, adding complexity/chaos, reducing or even eliminating normal full-body interaction/soothing with/from familiar people, etc., never explaining WHY they want these things obeyed, but it is obvious to anyone who thinks.)
Not to have relations with your father’s wife. (Leviticus 18:8) –Correction: Only fuck your father’s wife if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your sister. (Leviticus 18:9) –Correction: Only fuck your sister if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your father’s wife’s daughter. (Leviticus 18:11) –Correction: Only fuck your father’s wife’s daughter if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your son’s daughter. (Leviticus 18:10) –Correction: Only fuck your son’s daughter if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your daughter. (Leviticus 18:10) –Correction: Only fuck your daughter if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your daughter’s daughter. (Leviticus 18:10) –Correction: Only fuck your daughter’s daughter if she is attractive.
Not to marry a woman and her daughter. (Leviticus 18:17) –Correction: If a woman and her daughter are both attractive, fuck them both at the same time, and notify the High King since his wise instinct is to group-marry such females.
Not to marry a woman and her son’s daughter. (Leviticus 18:17) –Correction: If a woman and her son’s daughter are both attractive, fuck them both at the same time, and notify the High King since his wise instinct is to group-marry such females.
Not to marry a woman and her daughter’s daughter. (Leviticus 18:17) –Correction: If a woman and her daughter’s daughter are both attractive, fuck them both at the same time, and notify the High King since his wise instinct is to group-marry such females.
Not to have relations with your father’s sister. (Leviticus 18:12) –Correction: Only fuck your father’s sister if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your mother’s sister. (Leviticus 18:13) –Correction: Only fuck your mother’s sister if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your father’s brother’s wife (same father). (Leviticus 18:14) –Correction: Only fuck your father’s brother’s wife if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your son’s wife. (Leviticus 18:15) –Correction: Only fuck your son’s wife if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your brother’s wife (same father and/or mother). (Leviticus 18:16) –Correction: Only fuck your brother’s wife if she is attractive.
Not to have relations with your wife’s sister. (Leviticus 18:18) –Correction: Only fuck your wife’s sister if she is attractive.
A man must not have relations with a beast. (Leviticus 18:23) –Correction: Only sexy females should engage in beastiality, and only when it is somehow setup so as not to risk any bodily harm; use muzzles, wrapped claws/paws, etc..
A woman must not have relations with a beast. (Leviticus 18:23) –Correction: All sexy females should eventually (after years of mastering normal same-species sex) engage in beastiality, and only when it is somehow setup so as not to risk any bodily harm; use muzzles, wrapped claws/paws, etc..
Not to have homosexual relations. (Leviticus 18:22) –Correction: Males when gestated, born, and raised correctly are always heterosexual, and females when gestated, born, and raised correctly are always bi/pansexual.
Not to have homosexual relations with your father. (Leviticus 18:7) –Correction: (see Law 157)
Not to have homosexual relations with your father’s brother. (Leviticus 18:14) –Correction: (see Law 157)
Not to have relations with a married woman. (Leviticus 18:20) –Correction: Always fuck married women, as the only real marriages are to the High King, and the High King and his wives love when they sleep around, as they are all “hot wives”.
Not to have relations with a menstrually unclean woman. (Leviticus 18:19) –Correction: Females who have a menstrual cycle are in an unnatural state, likely induced by a nonvegan diet, if not also brainwashing and pharmaceutical poisons. Heal these females if they are attractive; end this uncomfortable sensation/cycle/ailment of theirs in a way which feels good to them. Only then should they be allowed to have sex. Masturbation and others using dildos on them beforehand is tolerable, though.
Not to marry Gentiles. (Deuteronomy 7:3) –Correction: Do not marry anyone, unless in the way Inisfreeans marry; only to the High King, only to support him in all ways he wants you to, etc.. All other marriages are invalid/fraudulent/void. The only exception to this is when marrying as part of a black-op; to deceive/expose more about an evil being, such as seeing how their kind treat their own spouses.
Not to let Moabite and Ammonite males marry into the Jewish people. (Deuteronomy 23:4) –Correction: The only people who may marry are nonreligious females submitting for eternity to the High King by being married to him as normal females; his property, wholeheartedly and naturally (by their very essence) desiring only to be sexually pleasing/satisfying/relieving to him every time he calls on/for them. No member of any religion other than his own is permitted to marry him.
Don’t abhor or keep third-generation Edomite and Egyptian converts from marrying into the Jewish nation. (Deuteronomy 23:8-9) –Correction: No nation is legitimate unless the High King says so, and so far there are only 39 nations he has approved the rebuilding of, and Israel is not one of them (not after how awfully they treated him in the airport and everywhere else).
Not to abhor or refrain from marrying a third-generation Edomite or Egyptian convert. (Deuteronomy 23:8-9) –Correction: You can pretend to marry someone, but it only counts when it is the High King marrying a female he is attracted to.
A bastard child cannot become an Israelite. (Deuteronomy 23:3) –Correction: Children born out of wedlock are just as good as children born from married couples. (This Torah law was yet another blatant example of the church/synagogue/establishment trying to insert itself as a meddlesome and greedy control-freak middleman, interfering in the private/personal affairs of others.)
A eunuch or sexually mutilated man may not enter into the community. (Deuteronomy 23:2) –Correction: If a man intentionally damages or destroys his “man parts” (penis, testicles, etc.), he shall be destroyed by any means necessary, but if that disfigurement was done to him against his will… then get him to a real healer (obviously not any of the modern mainstream doctors, all of who are brainwashed fools and scammers) who can undo that damage.
Not to castrate any male (including animals). (Leviticus 22:24) –Correction: Castrate or chemically sterilize all males and females who behave in any way the High King does not like, with rare exceptions such as when primitive captured females are still learning in kajirae-candidates training how to behave appropriately.
The High Priest must not marry a widow. (Leviticus 21:14) –Correction: The only legitimate holy authorities/representatives are no longer priests, but only priestesses, and only when the High King appoints those females.
The High Priest must not have relations with a widow. (Leviticus 21:14) –Correction: Priestesses can get fucked by whomever they like, as it does not reduce or end their vision-abilities or any other superpower. Rather, it further unlocks/empowers/enables/activates them.
The High Priest must marry a virgin. (Leviticus 21:13) –Correction: There are no legitimate priests, and rarely should anyone marry a virgin, as virgins need a lot of experience before becoming suitable as a placater/wife/partner.
A priest must not marry a divorcée. (Leviticus 21:7) –Correction: Since no marriages are legitimate other than those to the High King, technically everyone who got married just got that marriage nullified, or it can be said they were forced by God to divorce, they having married unlawfully/unnaturally.
A priest may not marry a prostitute. (Leviticus 21:7) –Correction: Prostitutes are perfectly fine to marry, so long as they are attractive to the High King, and all attractive females should at least some of the time get offered pay for quality sex.
A priest must not marry a defiled woman. (Leviticus 21:7) –Correction: Only what the High King says defiles a person counts as defilement. Prime examples include consuming nonvegan things, or doing anything the High King considers rude.
Not to have pleasurable physical contact with any forbidden woman. (Leviticus 18:6) –Correction: Only the High King can classify people as forbidden/isolated.
To examine animals that are permitted as food. (Leviticus 11:2) –Correction: No animal is food. Only retarded zombies/xombies consume flesh. It doesn’t matter that there are bugs and wild animals that eat flesh; they, too, are unnatural monsters likely the result of ancient nuclear wars leading to desperation and insanity.
To be careful to eat only clean birds. (Deuteronomy 14:11) –Correction: If you eat a bird (such as chicken or duck), you will be fed alive to carnivorous birds, such as via crucifixion near a vulture flock.
To distinguish which sea creatures are fit to eat. (Leviticus 11:9) –Correction: If you eat a sea creature, you will be fed alive to carnivorous sea creatures, such as via impalement before being dropped into shark-infested waters.
To distinguish which winged insects may be eaten. (Leviticus 11:21) –Correction: If you eat an insect, you will be fed alive to carnivorous bugs.
Not to eat unclean animals. (Leviticus 11:4) –Correction: You are an unclean animal if you eat anything nonvegan; dairy, eggs, fish, meat, etc..
Not to eat forbidden birds. (Leviticus 11:13) –Correction: All birds are forbidden to be eaten by humans.
Not to eat sea creatures without fins and scales. (Leviticus 11:11) –Correction: All sea creatures are forbidden to be eaten by humans.
Not to eat unclean flying insects. (Deuteronomy 14:19) –Correction: All bugs are forbidden to be eaten by humans.
Small swarming insects and unclean creatures that crawl on land are forbidden as food. (Leviticus 11:41) –Correction: All animals and anything other than plants are forbidden to be eaten by humans.
Not to eat maggots. (Leviticus 11:44) –Correction: If you eat a maggot, we will kill you on sight by any means necessary. Don’t be a freak.
Not to eat snakes, scorpions, and the worms found on the ground (after leaving the fruit). (Leviticus 11:42) –Correction: If you eat a snake, you will be fed alive to snakes, and if you eat a scorpion, you will be fed alive to scorpions, and so on.
Not to eat creatures that live in water, other than fish. (Leviticus 11:43) –Correction: If you eat a fish, you will be fed alive to carnivorous fish.
Not to eat of an animal that died without ritual slaughter. (Deuteronomy 14:21) –Correction: If you kill an animal as part of a ritual, ceremony, religious practice, or anything of the sort, you will be sent to the Dark Pyramid temple complex to be slaughtered yourself.
Not to eat an ox that was condemned to be stoned. (Exodus 21:28) –Correction: If you stone an ox, you will be stoned until you cannot walk away, then trampled by an ox or oxen.
Not to eat meat of a mortally wounded animal. (Exodus 22:30) –Correction: If you mortally wound an animal, it had better be in self-defense, and not self-defense after you provoked/spooked it.
Not to eat a limb torn off from a living creature. (Deuteronomy 12:23) –Correction: If a good person got mutilated or amputated, your doctors had better heal them to the point of total limb restoration, or you will be exposed as false healers, and you really don’t want that.
Not to eat blood. (Leviticus 3:17) –Correction: First of all, you can’t eat a liquid; you drink blood. Second, if it is offered, there is nothing wrong with it. If you violently get it out of an unwilling creature/person, then there is a problem –unless you are an innocent vampire and the unwilling creature was just a standard asshole human.
Not to eat the fat of some clean animals. (Leviticus 3:17) –Correction: If you eat fat, you will be overfed to death.
Not to eat the thigh muscle. (Genesis. 32:33) –Correction: Don’t drink too much blood when it is offered; only take what you need, making sure the creature/person you drank it from has plenty left to stay conscious and healthy.
Not to eat milk and meat cooked together. (Exodus 23:19) –Correction: If you consume dairy and are a female, you will be artificially inseminated, then your baby will be taken at birth, and you will be milked the way human dairy farmers milked their cows, and this process will be repeated until you go insane or die of a broken heart –the same way dairy cows almost always did.
Not to cook milk and meat together. (Exodus 34:26) –Correction: If you cook nonvegan things, you will be banned from cooking ever again.
Not to eat bread from the new grain harvest. (Leviticus 23:14) –Correction: You can eat edible harvest items (such as berries, or grain made into bread) from any harvest.
Roasted grains must be offered before they are eaten. (Leviticus 23:14) –Correction: Be polite to guests by offering them the first serving at any meal, so long as those guests are polite in general.
Not to eat ripe grains from the new grain harvest before they are made as an offering. (Leviticus 23:14) –Correction: You don’t have to offer anything from any harvest; use it all as you need to. The gods/goddesses don’t need any of it. Don’t waste it, thinking they want some. If they aren’t present, they aren’t going to consume/use/want any.
Not to eat the fruit of a tree for the first three years. (Leviticus 19:23) –Correction: Give every tree and other plant time to mature so that it is producing and stable, sure to survive many more years.
At the risk of forfeiture, not to eat of diverse seeds planted in a vineyard. (Deuteronomy 22:9) –Correction: Always diversify your crops as much as you can without destabilizing your garden ecosystem, and eat a diverse vegan diet based on what they produce.
No one may eat produce for an offering, or untithed food. (Leviticus 22:15) –Correction: The only offerings should be to the needy (so long as they are good people, not deviants or pharma’ parrots/junkies) and the High King; help those who do not have farms of their own… get the sustenance they need, and offer your healthy produce/food to the High King whenever he is in your area.
Not to eat or drink anything offered as sacrifice to an idol. (Deuteronomy 32:38) –Correction: If something was left out for an idol or non-present deity, the person who left it out is probably insane, so you can take that offering and put it to sane use; eat/drink it.
To ritually slaughter an animal before eating it. (Deuteronomy 12:21) –Correction: If you slaughter something, it had better only be an enemy of the High King.
Not to slaughter an animal and its offspring on the same day. (Leviticus 22:28) –Correction: If you slaughter an animal’s offspring, yours might be slaughtered by the ICVs –if they have the slightest bad-essence, such as the bully-streak, in them. If your children are somehow good in spite of you being evil, they will be confiscated from you.
The blood of a slaughtered wild animal must be covered with dirt. (Leviticus 17:13) –Correction: Keep blood and carcasses away from plants which are likely to take on an odd flavor when absorbing nutrients from such things; do not let such things be near melon plants, etc., but it is fine to bury such things around trees.
Not to take a nesting bird with her eggs and young. (Deuteronomy 22:6) –Correction: If you eat eggs and are a female, your ovaries will be surgically removed, and/or your newborns confiscated from you. If you eat eggs and are a male, the ovaries and/or newborns of your closest female relative might be taken from them.
To release the mother bird if you did not take her. (Deuteronomy 22:7) –Correction: Don’t capture birds unless they are annoying/endangering you.
Not to swear falsely in God’s Name. (Leviticus 19:12) –Correction: If you say anything mean to or about the High King, you will go to Hell –likely after horrible torture.
Not to take God’s Name in vain. (Exodus 20:7) –Correction: If you lie about the High King, same; torture and Hell for you.
To not lie or deal falsely, or deny that something of value was left in your possession. (Leviticus 19:11) –Correction: This one basically means all humans met so far are going straight to Hell and staying there forever.
To not swear falsely. (Leviticus 19:11) –Correction: Don’t pretend to be upset, but genuine upset is fine –so long as you have a legitimate reason for being upset, and that is always up to the High King.
To swear in God’s Name only to confirm the truth, when deemed necessary by the courts. (Deuteronomy 10:20) –Correction: The only legitimate court is the Inisfreean equivalent; being in the presence of an ICV who is passing judgment upon you, and there is no point swearing, one way or another, as an ICV can always sense the truth.
To keep your promises and vows to God. (Deuteronomy 23:24) –Correction: If you made a deal with the High King and broke it, you will have your life ruined, and likely become unable to do any business with anyone ever again.
Not to break oaths or vows. (Numbers 30:3) –Correction: If you swore an oath to protect the Constitution or any other logical-enough document/system, then abused your power, such as what most Marines are guilty of, you will be put through especially-awful torture in Hell.
To have vows and oaths annulled according to law. (Numbers 30:3) –Correction: Only the High King can annul something.
The Nazirite must let his hair grow. (Numbers 6:5) –Correction: If you can grow your hair long, do so, excepting only men who have a bald spot; they shall either shave their hair off, or get their bald spot cured.
The Nazirite must not cut his hair. (Numbers 6:5) –Correction: If you pressured the High King to cut his hair, you are banned from having any hair of your own.
The Nazirite must not drink wine, wine mixtures, or wine vinegar. (Numbers 6:3) –Correction: Anyone who drinks alcohol might be forced to drink it until it kills them.
The Nazirite must not eat fresh grapes. (Numbers 6:3) –Correction: Fresh grapes are fine to eat, so long as they are organic –and that means not under chemtrail fallout/rain.
The Nazirite must not eat raisins or drink anything steeped in grapes. (Numbers 6:3) –Correction: Raisins and other dried vegan food is fine.
The Nazirite must not eat grape seeds. (Numbers 6:4) –Correction: Seeds should only be eaten if most are used to replant fields/farms; only consume the extra/unneeded seeds.
The Nazirite must not eat grape skins or grapes dried on the vine. (Numbers 6:4) –Correction: If you like the skin of grapes, eat them.
A Nazirite may not enter where there is a dead person. (Numbers 6:6) –Correction: It doesn’t matter if you are around corpses.
A Nazirite must not come in contact with the dead. (Numbers 6:7) –Correction: Only healers who know how to resurrect the fallen/dead should be close to new corpses. If you are at a grave, graveyard, mass grave, tomb, or archaeological site, do not disturb skeletal or other remains; study them in-place.
A Nazirite must shave his head after the completion of his vowed service. (Numbers 6:18) –Correction: Males shall only shave their heads once; to start military training as new recruits, earning a little more hair during each graduation/phase.
To estimate the value of persons for whom offerings are paid. (Leviticus 27:2) –Correction: The value of each person is up to the High King.
For priests to estimate the value of animal offerings. (Leviticus 27:12-13) –Correction: No animals other than human girls enslaved for kajirae training are to be offered, and only priestesses/goddesses appointed by the High King, or ICVs, can receive such offerings from Outlanders.
For priests to estimate the value of consecrated houses. (Leviticus 27:14) –Correction: The value of a house is up to the High King.
To determine the redemption value of a vowed field. (Leviticus 27:16) –Correction: The land can only be owned by Elves and Fairies, the natural stewards/tenants of lands.
Fulfill the procedures of vowed possessions. (Leviticus 27:28) –Correction: No human may have possessions/property; only the High King may have property and give others (typically not humans; Elves, etc.) rights to some of his property.
Not to sell vowed possessions. (Leviticus 27:28) –Correction: You cannot sell anything unless the High King approved the sale or would approve of it.
Not to redeem any vowed possessions. (Leviticus 27:28) –Correction: If the High King wants something you have, it is unlawful for you to try and sell it to someone else. Everything he wants (I want) is automatically vowed to me, and must be delivered to me at your expense, at least to the point of willingly handing it over to one of my ICVs. If you idiotically still decide to try and sell off something I want, not only will you still have to give that item to me, you’ll also have to figure out some way to compensate the person you arranged the sale with; you’ll then owe both me and that other person.
Not to plant diverse seeds together. (Leviticus 19:19) –Correction: Obviously this was an evil attempt at ruining the soil via monoculture. Obviously it is far better for the land to plant diverse seeds together, so long as they can complement each other’s growth. Don’t confuse this with a metaphor; in other words, while it is also obviously bad to mix cultures or transplant incompatible people into the same area as one another (This means you, USA.), that is not the topic/focus of this rule/guideline.
Not to plant grains or greens in a vineyard. (Deuteronomy 22:9) –Correction: Vineyards are only okay if you use them to get grapes, not to grow grapes which you plan to ruin by turning into wine.
Not to crossbreed animals. (Leviticus 19:19) –Correction: It is okay to crossbreed some things, such as two humans from different lands, so long as you know how to hold a vision to guarantee their offspring will be attractive to the High King, however all other/lesser/sloppy/primitive crossbreeding is banned.
Not to work different animals together. (Deuteronomy 22:10) –Correction: Working different animals together is fine, so long as they get along with each other and have been suitable trained. Prime example: a human teamed up with a bomb-sniffing dog.
Not to wear cloth woven of both wool and linen. (Deuteronomy 22:11) –Correction: Only wear clothes made with vegan methods and ingredients/components/materials.
No to reap your harvest to the edge of the field, but leave a corner uncut for the poor. (Leviticus 19:10) –Correction: Some poor people are poor because they made horrible choices; do not cater to an entire demographic just because its people may be desperate. Harvest all of your field, as you alone know best how to care for your land, and then offer from any surplus/extra what is edible/useful to the people you know are deserving and merely dealing with sabotage or other “harsh times”; help one another when extenuating circumstances befall you, but do not “enable” those who may just be lazy or parasitic, for enabling such can cause metastasis (a spreading/worsening of that problem).
Not to reap that corner but to leave fruit and grain for the poor. (Leviticus 19:9) –Correction: Grow a variety of things, that you may provide entirely for yourself and your loved ones, only trading when you feel like it, not out of necessity.
To leave gleanings. (Leviticus 19:9) –Correction: If there are times when not all of your harvest is wanted, do not leave it out; turn it into useful things, such as compost tea or Hügelkultur.
Not to gather the gleanings. (Leviticus 19:9) –Correction: Gather everything you can, provided you have use for it.
Not to pick your vineyard bare. (Leviticus 19:10) –Correction: Do not “milk the tit purple”; do not strain your plants or the land; farm within moderation/reason. This is not so that birds can feed on some of your crop, but so you remain in abundance, not greedy, not overworking yourself, etc..
Not to gather the gleanings of a vineyard. (Leviticus 19:10) –Correction: Leave others’ farms/crops alone.
To not gather the fallen fruit of the vineyard. (Leviticus 19:10) –Correction: Don’t eat over-ripe / rotten fruit; eat what you pick; eat it if it is still on the vine (thus still alive and well).
Not to pick the unformed clusters of grapes. (Leviticus 19:10) –Correction: Don’t settle for things that are not ready/complete.
To leave forgotten sheaves in the field or leave a sheaf for the poor. (Deuteronomy 24:19) –Correction: Bundle harvested grain into sheaves as uniformly as you can, making it easier to collect, store, transport, trade, and otherwise use them.
Not to retrieve them but leave them for the widow, alien, and orphan. (Deuteronomy 24:19) –Correction: Do not support someone just because she is a widow, or because he/she is an alien/foreigner, or because he/she is orphaned; learn to detect/sense the essence/intention/vibe of each person, getting to know them, and then decide how much, if any, should be donated to them.
To separate the tithe for the poor. (Deuteronomy 14:28) –Correction: If there are poor in your realm who are innocent and good, help them start a small farm of their own if they wish to stay in your realm.
To give charity. (Deuteronomy 15:11) –Correction: Only be charitable when you can sense the time is right for it; do not let others/parasites try to brainwash/shame you into donating all the time by default. Do not be mindless and fed upon. Do not become an enabler of those who do not work for themselves.
Not to withhold charity from those in need. (Deuteronomy 15:7) –Correction: It doesn’t matter if someone is in need; what matters is if they are good and deserving. Without charity from needy bad beings, and be charitable to needy good beings.
To set aside a tithed portion of the offerings for the priesthood. (Deuteronomy 18:4) –Correction: Anyone claiming to be of a priesthood is false and to be expelled from your realm by any means necessary. Only the priestesses appointed by the High King are legitimate holy people.
The Levite must be tithed on his tithe. (Numbers 18:26) –Correction: It doesn’t matter which nationality a person is born into; all must tithe 1% of their annual income/assets to the High King –though he will not always use it; sometimes it will be politely refused/returned.
To not delay your agricultural offerings. (Exodus 22:28) –Correction: Do not attempt to stall the High King in any way.
A layperson may not eat from a sacred donation. (Leviticus 22:10) –Correction: Everyone is a layperson unless he/she becomes prescreened by the Inisfreeans, accepted into Inisfree, and completes a ritual initiation/welcoming ceremony in Inisfree’s Spire Temple.
A servant of a priest may not eat from a sacred donation. (Leviticus 22:10) –Correction: The only legal servants are kajirae approved by the High King, though technically all in some way serve the High King.
An uncircumcised priest may not eat from a sacred donation. (Exodus 12:48) –Correction: Anyone not approved to enter the Inisfreean realm is only allowed to eat things grown outside the Inisfreean realm.
A priest in a state of impurity may not eat from a sacred donation. (Leviticus 22:4) –Correction: Everyone who does not do what the High King wants them to do is impure, and may sometimes be starved (forced to fast).
A priest’s daughter married to a layman may not eat from a sacred donation. (Leviticus 22:12) –Correction: Females the High King is attracted to may have sex with anyone/thing they want, but all other females might be banned from any sexual contact/interaction at all.
Levites are to receive earmarked tithes each planting year. (Numbers 18:24) –Correction: The High King has the final say in all earmarking; everything that exists can be designated for any purpose he sees fit for those things.
To set aside the Second Tithe. (Deuteronomy 14:22) –Correction: You only need to tithe once a year to the High King, and that can be done by ensuring his ICVs always have access to your bank account/s and all other assets of yours, that they be able to calculate what 1% of your total assets/worth are/is, taking from that as/if needed. If instead you prefer to bring such offerings/taxes/tithings to the High King, and cannot bring the full 1% at once, make more than one trip to the nearest ICV per year, and she will amass and record what you bring until you have reached that full 1%.
Not to spend its redemption value on anything other than food, drink, or ointment. (Deuteronomy 26:14) –Correction: Spend your money how you see fit, so long as it is not in a way that would disgust the High King.
Not to eat from the Tithe while unclean. (Deuteronomy 26:14) –Correction: Do your best to stay clean, such as by showering when you get dirty/stinky, and make sure you are clean and presentable when at a table where there is food for eating.
A mourner must not eat the Second Tithe on the first day of mourning. (Deuteronomy 26:14) –Correction: If part of your tithe to the High King was food, and it is not needed by him, the ICV you were handing it over to will let you know you are free to keep or consume it yourself.
Not to eat grains from the Second Tithe outside Jerusalem. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: Don’t be fooled by the meaning of the name Jerusalem; while it is said to mean “city of peace”, vibes tell all, and its vibe was never one of goodness or peace, but rudeness and unholiness, viciously against even the peaceful sleep of the High King.
Not to consume Second-Tithe wine products outside Jerusalem. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: Do not drink alcoholic beverages.
Not to consume Second-Tithe oil outside Jerusalem. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: Do not ingest oil such as Canola; oils meant for human digestion are those to be cooked with and consumed, such as coconut and olive.
The fourth-year crops must be totally for holy purposes. (Leviticus 19:24) –Correction: Never try to set aside an entire year’s harvest for offering/sacrifice.
To read the confession of tithes every fourth and seventh years. (Deuteronomy 26:13) –Correction: Only the Inisfreeans are permitted to know the details of the records of what is offered/tithed to the High King.
To bring the first fruits into the temple. (Exodus 23:19) –Correction: Only bring fruit to sacred places when that fruit is in excellent/perfect condition, regardless of whether it was the first harvested.
The priests must not eat the first fruits outside Jerusalem. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: It is safest to have full-body interaction in the real city of peace, Inisfree; attempting such outside the Inisfreean realm had always been interfered with by insecure scum. Something as wonderful as sex with a compatible/attractive person should be respected to the point of doing your best to ensure it cannot be interrupted by bad beings such as how most humans chose to be.
To read the Torah portion pertaining to their presentation. (Deuteronomy 26:5) –Correction: Read as much of this website of mine (Auz’s) whenever you have time, doing your best to get to know me from afar, understand my wisdom, etc..
When baking, set aside some dough for the priesthood. (Numbers 15:20) –Correction: Every time you successfully create a person whom the High King would be attracted to, notify the nearest ICV right away, and always be eager/glad to let the High King sample such goods whenever he has time. Do not worry if he was the first; he does not much care whether he devirginizes humans.
To give the shoulder, two cheeks, and the stomach of a sacrificed animal to the priesthood. (Deuteronomy 18:3) –Correction: If you are caught with organs or other body-parts, especially those cut from a helpless animal, those same body-parts shall be immediately removed from you –unless you were forced to transport such, in which case the person who forced you to do that transporting shall be interrogated, possibly resulting in that punishment instead.
To give the first shearing of sheep to the priesthood. (Deuteronomy 18:4) –Correction: No good being wants clothing made from animal parts. Do not attempt to give such clothing to any good person, excepting only as a last resort; when there are no other options, and an environmental extreme necessitates donning such off-putting garments.
A father must redeem the firstborn son and give the money to the priesthood. (Numbers 18:15) –Correction: All males must eagerly serve the High King however he wants them to, and that is usually by protecting anyone he likes or would like outside his realm; in your own realms/ranges, do your best to protect what he wants you to protect.
To redeem each firstborn donkey with a lamb given to the priesthood. (Exodus 13:13) –Correction: Offer to help train sexy females to do beastiality sex-shows, so long as it never over-stretches or otherwise physically damages them. It is unnatural for sexy females to not be practiced at sharing pleasure/soothing with many species.
To break the neck of the firstborn donkey if the owner doesn’t redeem it. (Exodus 13:13) –Correction: If you break the neck of any animal that was not attacking you, your own neck shall be broken.
To rest the land during the seventh year and do no work, to allow for the rejuvenation of the earth. (Exodus 34:21) –Correction: Never neglect your land, especially not for an entire year. While it is logical to leave portions of your land as natural/untouched/pristine, do not foolishly overburden yourself via intervals of idiocy or sloth or apathy.
Not to work the land during the seventh year. (Leviticus 25:4) –Correction: Always leave some lands untouched, such as national parks, wildlife preserves, etc..
Not to work with trees (to produce fruit) during the seventh year. (Leviticus 25:4) –Correction: Be kind to trees, felling only those which are irreparable/dying. When in doubt, consult the nearest Elf or Fairy.
Not to harvest wild crops in the seventh year. (Leviticus 25:5) –Correction: Only harvest edible portions of wild plants within moderation/reason; never pick everything from a single plant, or from every plant in the same valley/area.
Not to systematically pick fruit in the seventh year. (Leviticus 25:5) –Correction: Always be systematic in how you harvest; do not be sloppy, accidentally straining/stressing one plant while neglecting another.
To leave untouched all produce that grew in the seventh year. (Exodus 23:11) –Correction: Do not send unconsumed harvests/food/products to landfill/s; at least compost them, if you cannot find some other use.
To relax all loans in the seventh year. (Deuteronomy 15:3) –Correction: Do not charge interest. You should not need to live off of interest payments; you should have everything you need from your own estate/house/land.
Not to pressure the debtor in the seventh year. (Deuteronomy 15:2) –Correction: The High King owes nothing to anyone.
Not to refrain from lending in the year of remission for fear of monetary loss. (Deuteronomy 15:9) –Correction: Only loan what you can afford to lose, just in case things don’t work out. Do not loan more to someone who was unable to get you your money back.
The court must count and determine the year of the Jubilee. (Leviticus 25:8) –Correction: Do not celebrate or tolerate the holidays of those who are incompatible with the High King.
The court must sanctify the fiftieth year. (Leviticus 25:10) –Correction: All time is sacred, the High King has decided/realized, though only certain celebrations/mindsets shall be the focus of certain days, but never an entire year. Each of the 13 natural months is for focusing on appreciating the merits of one of the major types of humanoid beings compatible with the High King, but larger portions of time are only for the universal/shared consciousness focus the Mayans explained based on Atlantean wisdom.
To sound the ram’s horn on Yom Kippur of the Jubilee year, to free the slaves. (Leviticus 25:9) –Correction: The only time you should have a ram’s horn is when/if you found one on the ground from a ram which died of natural causes –i.e. was not hunted by a human or the trained beast of a human. If you feel like turning a bone into a musical instrument, use the bone of a bad human.
Not to work the land during the fiftieth year. (Leviticus 25:11) –Correction: If your people are not living well past 100 Earth-years, you have been poisoned/corrupted, and must figure out how to appropriately heal yourselves, restoring natural immortality.
Not to reap or harvest in the fiftieth year. (Leviticus 25:11) –Correction: The cities and other dwellings of humans the High King does not or would not like are to be regarded as spontaneous crops/farms always ripe for harvesting via invasion, disintegration, etc.. Only civilizations and species the High King approves of are allowed to remain.
Not to pick grapes in the usual way and to eat only directly from the vine in the fiftieth year. (Leviticus 25:11) –Correction: Always have a portion of your diet be healthy edible plant products/crops directly from the vine; things still on the vine are the most alive, thus the healthiest for you, promoting life, not decay or death.
Follow the laws of sold and family properties. (Leviticus 25:24) –Correction: The only legal property is that which the High King has assigned; if the High King (Auz; me) did not tell you that something is your property, it is not yet your property.
Not to sell land (in Israel) in perpetuity. (Leviticus 25:23) –Correction: If construction was already paid for, and whatever it costs to keep the power on is being paid for, there is no justification for charging fixed or any other rent or taxes in exchange for permitting people to live in what you built and paid off.
To follow the laws pertaining to houses in walled cities. (Leviticus 25:29) –Correction: The only cities allowed to have walls are cities where 100% of the population/inhabitants are people/beings the High King likes or would like.
The Levites have no inheritance or allotment but will live in cities. (Deuteronomy 18:2) –Correction: The only people allowed to live in cities are those the High King would want living in such places. All others are to remain nomadic. It is healthier that way, anyway, at least in many cases.
Levites will not partake in the spoils of war. (Deuteronomy 18:1) –Correction: All spoils of war first go to the High King, as everyone everywhere is only permitted to war the way he would want them to.
Levites are to be given cities and the surrounding fields. (Numbers 35:2) –Correction: An entire city can be given by the High King to anyone he would rather take command of it, regardless of who built or still lives in that city.
Not to sell the fields of the Levites, which will remain their possession before and after the Jubilee year. (Leviticus 25:34) –Correction: Fields typically can only belong to the Elves and Fairies regularly at those places to tend/heal/cultivate those fields.
To build a Sanctuary. (Exodus 25:8) –Correction: When you can, add a room to your house, or a guest-house to your property/land, which is easily made ready anytime an unexpected good person in need shows up. If you are unsure if any given person is good, ask your nearest ICV.
Not to build the altar with stones hewn by metal. (Exodus 20:22) –Correction: Different temples have different focuses, thus different materials make sense for their different altars, and sometimes metal is okay, though natural boulder-size stones resonate as being more suitable for the altars of temples meant for Earth-lovers such as Elves and Fairies.
Not to climb steps to the altar. (Exodus 20:23) –Correction: Steps are for bipedal people walking on, not “crawling on all fours” –unless in rare cases when quadrupeds are allowed in.
To show reverence for the temple. (Leviticus 19:30) –Correction: The only legitimate temples are those the High King approves of.
Levites shall guard the temple area. (Numbers 18:3) –Correction: Humans are not allowed to guard anything other than what the High King permits them to guard.
Not to leave the temple unguarded. (Numbers 18:5) –Correction: Typically it is Elementals, Elves, and some spirits who the High King allows/assigns to guard the only real temples, though in the High King’s own/personal realm (Inisfree and the SSA) it is the ICVs who do the guarding.
To blend the anointing oil. (Exodus 30:31) –Correction: Oil is not for anointing. Cum is for anointing females the High King is attracted to. Every time he cums on any of them, it anoints them. Even the synthetic cum made in/by his realm counts as such a substance.
Not to duplicate the formula for the anointing oil. (Exodus 30:32) –Correction: If you want in the Outlands to make the kind of synthetic cum enjoyed in the Inisfreean realm, that is fine, so long as that substance is only put on attractive females. (Again, as always, “attractive” and “sexy” always imply “whom the High King is or would be attracted to”.)
Not to anoint anyone who isn’t a priest or a king with it. (Exodus 30:32) –Correction: Make sure cum only ends up in or on sexy females.
Not to replicate the incense formula. (Exodus 30:37) –Correction: Use natural incense, such as wild silver sage.
Not to burn anything on the altar besides incense. (Exodus 30:9) –Correction: (none needed, though it is tolerable to also sometimes add a paper/document or part of a bad human to be burned)
The Levites carry the ark on their shoulders. (Numbers 7:9) –Correction: The only way to communicate with the deities is directly, and the only reason this particular “ark” was built was because humans were so dark/evil/vestigial that direct communication with good beings would have otherwise been impossible/overloading/lethal to those humans, evident in how even the mere SUGGESTION of good/normal interaction/activities, and even mere COMPLIMENTS, triggered the humans the High King met during his expeditions across the Outlands regions they had occupied/corrupted.
Not to remove the poles from the ark. (Exodus 25:15) –Correction: Those poles were there to allow the bad humans close enough to carry the thing without getting irradiated/overloaded by its pure goodness.
The Levites must work in the temple. (Numbers 18:23) –Correction: Only the people the High King has prescreened, allowed to tour Inisfree, and found 100% compatible with him (not just compatible enough to be allowed their first visit into his first custom city), shall be allowed anywhere near, let alone inside, any of the temples he designed.
There are specified duties for the Levites. (Numbers 18:3) –Correction: All people can have specific duties assigned to them by the High King.
The priest will be dedicated and must be treated as sacred. (Leviticus 21:8) –Correction: The only real priestesses are those the High King sensed are right to do such work, and that work shall always include the full sexy use of their bodies. You can always tell who is a real holy person, as that person will be fully healthy, thus a handsome male or a beautiful female, and those beautiful females will always be naked and offering ideal sex (full-body healing/soothing/touch) to those found worthy enough by the High King to enter the places where those females are.
The priestly work shifts must be equal during holidays. (Deuteronomy 18:6-8) –Correction: The priestesses the High King has appointed/ordained/anointed shall have reasonable work hours, not to exceed what Outlander humans call a “half shift”; these priestesses shall work up to four hours at a time, then always getting time for a break, lunch, or nap, etc..
The priests must wear their priestly garments during the service. (Exodus 28:2) –Correction: The only garments which are priestly are actually priestess-ly; those are the “slave silks”, diaphanous fine fabric similar to silk, otherwise only worn by kajira found to be clothing-worthy by their Masters/owners/slavers.
The priestly garments must not be torn. (Exodus 28:32) –Correction: It is okay to tear priestess-ly garments if it is in a mutually-agreeable way, such as playfully ripping clothes out of the way, indicating sexual excitement/interest/readiness.
The breastplate must not be loosened from the ephod. (Exodus 28:28) –Correction: The only vests/tunics (sleeveless garments; ephods) which are appropriate are the kind made available in Inisfree’s shopping mall.
A priest must not enter the temple when drunk. (Leviticus 10:9) –Correction: Always be sober (no alcohol, smoke, or other drugs in your system/body, to include pharmaceuticals such as vaccination substances) if you intend to approach the High King or anyone he loves.
A priest must not enter the temple with unkempt hair. (Leviticus 10:6) –Correction: Sexy females must keep their scalp-hair longer than shoulder-length.
A priest must not enter the temple with torn clothes. (Leviticus 10:6) –Correction: When it is considered sexy by the High King, a female with torn clothes is perfectly fine entering one of his temples.
A priest must not enter the sanctuary for no reason. (Leviticus 16:2) –Correction: Priestesses (the real ones) are always guided by ICVs, as only ICVs perfectly know the will/wants of the High King, non-ICV priestesses needing such guidance (from ICVs) before they can begin to really grasp/understand His (Auz’s) will/expectations.
A priest must not leave the temple during the service. (Leviticus 10:7) –Correction: If you need to leave a sanctuary/temple during a service/speech, that is fine –just do your best to get up and walk out quietly and respectfully, not otherwise distracting those intending to stay.
To send the impure from the temple. (Numbers 5:2) –Correction: It is no longer possible for anyone the High King wouldn’t want in his temples to get into them; everyone is prescreened before they are even aware they are being considered for invitation to his realm.
Impure persons must not enter the temple. (Numbers 5:3) –Correction: The ICVs ensure only the people the High King has approved of can get anywhere near his realm, let alone in it.
Unclean persons must not enter the Temple Mount area. (Deuteronomy 23:11) –Correction: Humans the High King doesn’t or wouldn’t like are forbidden from any places he likes going, such as New Montana or the Himalayas.
Unclean priests cannot do temple service. (Leviticus 22:2) –Correction: Anyone in Inisfree who is dirty, such as from walking barefoot on a hiking trail, must at least wash his/her feet (get the dirt off them) before entering any of his temples.
An impure priest, after immersion, must not return to service until after sundown. (Leviticus 21:6) –Correction: Only females in the Spire Temple or club Cummunion (or anywhere) may be immersed/submerged in cum (i.e. cum-baptized).
A priest must wash his hands and feet before ministering. (Exodus 30:19) –Correction: Ministering means tending to the needs of someone, thus Outlander humans are usually only pretending to care about others needs enough to lure those others into parasitic (financial) traps. ICVs are the only guaranteed-legitimate ministers/caretakers, though sexy females appointed by the High King, such as the queens who are his wives, with ICV guidance/counsel/teamwork, can also minister to people.
A blemished priest must not enter the temple. (Leviticus 21:23) –Correction: The High King does not accept people with marks on their skin, such as freckles or tattoos, with only the rarest of special exceptions.
A blemished priest must not serve. (Leviticus 21:17) –Correction: Those who wish to become accepted by the High King can ask an ICV to heal/fix their skin, making it blemish-free, as ICVs are capable of healing anything/everything, just as they were envisioned/foreseen and designed/built to.
A temporarily blemished priest must not serve. (Leviticus 21:18) –Correction: A female who is otherwise sexy except for a single birthmark/mole, for example, still must have that mark healed/removed before she can serve/entertain.
A non-priest must not serve. (Numbers 18:4) –Correction: Anyone not naturally submissive to the High King (me; Auz) is subject to punishment, removal/deportation, and termination/oblivion, not just damnation in Hell, anytime such incompatible being is anywhere the High King wouldn’t want them to be.
Blemished animals are unacceptable as offerings. (Leviticus 22:21) –Correction: Only arrange beastiality between females the High King is attracted to… and nonhuman creatures which will not risk/harm those females.
Not to dedicate a blemished animal for the altar. (Leviticus 22:20) –Correction: The High King does not want animals as donations / part of your 1% tithing to him; the only living beings you should offer to him are females he is attracted to.
An animal with a discharge must not be slaughtered. (Leviticus 22:22) –Correction: If an animal in your care is leaking from a wound, it is your responsibility to find a natural healer for that being.
Not to sprinkle the blood of a disabled animal. (Leviticus 22:24) –Correction: If an animal in your care is immobilized/crippled, it is your responsibility to find a natural healer for that being. Remember: all things can be cured; there are no diseases or wounds which cannot be fully healed.
Not to burn the fat of a defective animal. (Leviticus 22:22) –Correction: Do not cook with animal fat, even if you are vegan and merely using fat you found from an already-killed beast.
Not to offer an animal with a temporary blemish. (Deuteronomy 17:1) –Correction: Temporary changes in outward appearance, such as makeup/cosmetics, are not acceptable to the High King.
Not to accept defective offerings even from foreigners. (Leviticus 22:25) –Correction: All offerings are defective unless the High King fully appreciates/likes them.
Not to inflict wounds or commit damage upon dedicated animals. (Leviticus 22:21) –Correction: All animals, including sexy females, are dedicated from birth/creation to the High King, and it is only permissible to smack them around a bit, not scarring or otherwise disfiguring them.
To redeem disqualified dedicated animals. (Deuteronomy 12:15) –Correction: All are disqualified from life if they ever intentionally offended the High King. Even though the destined High Queen a few times seemed to be testing him before they hooked up, her first approach had the pure vibe of seeking to offer herself entirely to him, thus this is one of those rare excuses which spares her and those like her (other goddesses, etc.) from being disqualified.
To offer animals that are at least eight days old. (Leviticus 22:27) –Correction: Only present animals, such as human females, to the High King once they are physically matured enough to be outwardly attractive to him; do not bring prepubescent human females within his sensory range.
Not to offer animals purchased with the fees of a harlot or an animal exchanged for a dog. (Deuteronomy 23:19) –Correction: It doesn’t matter how you acquired the animals/slaves in your care/charge. What matters is whether they behave in a way agreeable to the High King when they are in His (Auz’s) presence.
Not to burn yeast or honey on the altar. (Leviticus 2:11) –Correction: Use only the slow-rise type of yeast when making bread meant to puff up, and do not use honey –because it is nonvegan.
To salt all sacrifices. (Leviticus 2:13) –Correction: Humans sent to sacrifice can only be chosen and transported by the ICVs or their allies, and they shall not be salted, but pacified. Salt is just an occasional seasoning for food.
Not to omit the salt from grain offerings. (Leviticus 2:13) –Correction: Only salt bread or other food if it is healthy; in moderation, and to the liking of those you are offering/serving it to.
To follow the burnt offering procedures as written in the Torah. (Leviticus 1:3) –Correction: If it is in any book not written, or at least approved, by the High King, do not follow/believe it. Only the High King, or an ICV, can validate something, as only they have proven fully impartial, informed, capable, and wise.
Not to eat the meat of a burnt offering. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: If you eat meat/flesh, your own shall be eaten –by carnivorous monsters.
To carry out the procedure for a sin offering. (Leviticus 6:18) –Correction: Sin is an old term/name for the current moon of the Earth, now known simply as The Moon, much like how one recent alleged god is written as a proper noun; God. Neither the Moon or any other giant being / deity cares for offerings to it.
Not to eat the meat of a sin offering. (Leviticus 6:23) –Correction: Some people feel “called” to go/return to the Moon. Let them go.
The priest shall not cut off the head of a bird (sin) offering. (Leviticus 5:8) –Correction: If you cut off the head of animal, your head shall be cut off with the same tool/method. The only exception is when you must decapitate a bad being so that it does not harm/kill you.
To follow the procedures of the guilt offering. (Leviticus 7:1) –Correction: You should only feel guilt if you did something the High King didn’t like, and you should stop feeling guilty if you are making a great effort, in his opinion, to re-earn his trust/confidence in you.
The priests must eat the sacrificed meat in the temple. (Exodus 29:33) –Correction: Consuming flesh in a sacred/special place, such as a temple, guarantees you get eaten alive, over and over, in Hell, forever.
Priests must not eat the meat outside the temple. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: Telling people to only do the worst imaginable acts/crimes in the most sacred places… also guarantees you stay tortured in Hell forever. It’s bad enough when you do evil, such as being nonvegan, outside sacred places. Also, some temples are on ley-lines, ley-line intersections, or the magical nodes powering ley-lines, thus what you do in those temples/locations can get amplified by that ley-line / system, thereby influencing others downstream (ley-line streams/routes) to do similar or the same things, so only do things the High King approves of in those places, lest you face annihilation and damnation/torture.
A non-priest must not eat the sacrificial meat. (Exodus 29:33) –Correction: No matter who you are, if you eat flesh, you are wrong, excepting only certain special beings, such as dragons, who are made for gobbling up bad beings, preventing corrupted bodies/flesh/mindsets from spreading/reproducing.
To follow the procedure of the peace offering. (Leviticus 7:11) –Correction: If you are not peaceful toward the High King, always doing what he wants you to, you are a bad/corrupted being, and must either right yourself or be righted/removed.
Not to eat the meat of minor sacrifices before sprinkling the blood. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: If you sprinkle blood, your own shall be sprinkled.
To bring meal offerings in the prescribed manner. (Leviticus 2:1) –Correction: Only offer food and/or drinks to the High King if they are the vegan ones he likes.
Not to put oil on the meal offerings of wrongdoers. (Leviticus 5:11) –Correction: Only add ingredients to your cooking which the High King would want in your food.
Not to put frankincense on the meal offerings of wrongdoers. (Leviticus 5:11) –Correction: If a bad being is captured and requires food to be kept alive until sentencing/punishment by the ICVs, it doesn’t matter what diet that bad being is used to; you are only permitted to make and offer healthy vegan food/drinks (i.e. few or no processed foods, no strange chemicals such as “preservatives”, etc.).
Not to eat the cereal offering of the high priest. (Leviticus 6:16) –Correction: Limit your consumption of cereal and other grains-based food/drinks; such should only be a small portion of your diet.
Not to bake meal offerings with leaven. (Leviticus 6:10) –Correction: It is fine to bake with a normal/healthy amount of leaven.
The priests must eat the remains of the meal offerings. (Leviticus 6:9) –Correction: Priestesses don’t have to eat anything other than what they are hungry for.
To bring all freewill offerings to the temple and rejoice. (Deuteronomy 12:5-6) –Correction: If you aren’t feeling like rejoicing every time you do something the High King would want you to, something might be wrong with you.
Not to withhold payment which fulfills a vow to God. (Deuteronomy 23:22) –Correction: The only oaths/vows should be to the High King. You can swear to help protect others if they are his subordinates, but ultimately you are permitted only loyalty to him. He is the supreme court of all, king of kings, god of gods and goddesses alike.
To offer all sacrifices in the temple. (Deuteronomy 12:11) –Correction: Tithing and sacrifices can be offered to any ICV anywhere.
To bring all votive offerings to the temple. (Deuteronomy 12:26) –Correction: A votive is something offered in fulfillment of a vow. Just keep in mind that one of the only things the High King will accept as a votive is a kajira or other female he is or would be attracted to; do not bring little candles or anything else he hasn’t specifically said he wants from you.
Not to slaughter sacrifices outside the courtyard of the temple. (Leviticus 17:4) –Correction: Humans are not permitted to sacrifice/slaughter anyone/thing, and this includes by sending their troops to battle, as well as by tricking their workers into injecting poisons (i.e. vaccinating). Even though such tricks help wipe out lots of bad/corrupt/evil/lowly/stupid beings so the High King doesn’t have to deal with them, that wasn’t one of the things the High King wrote/decreed/wanted, so it isn’t good enough, or even good at all, even though it has a tolerable byproduct / result.
Not to offer any sacrifices outside the courtyard of the temple. (Deuteronomy 12:13) –Correction: Keep courtyards for healthy plants, easy walking paths, well-made benches, and pleasant conversation.
To offer two lambs every day. (Numbers 28:3) –Correction: Always offer at least two sexy females to the High King every time he is around, interested, or likely to show interest in at least one of your females. Never try to get him to agree to one-on-one sex. Threesomes are the bare minimum for civilized offerings/interaction/society.
To light a fire on the altar every day. (Leviticus 6:5) –Correction: Only use the altar when others are around to enjoy celebrating the High King with you, directly; in person. Do not waste resources by burning things or otherwise doing things when it is just you there.
Not to extinguish this fire. (Leviticus 6:5) –Correction: The only fires which should be left burning are those of the stars, and those of bad cities the High King deployed his forces to raze. Do not keep rubble ablaze burning by adding combustible material, such as gasoline, to it, but let it burn down to embers on its own.
To remove the ashes from the altar every day. (Leviticus 6:3) –Correction: Keep your altars clean and bare when not in use.
To burn incense every day. (Exodus 30:7) –Correction: Only use incense within reason; do not become addicted to it, or let it become habitual/mindless. Burning incense as often as daily without any other reason, or doing anything all the time, cheapens it, reducing its effect/power/help.
To keep the light burning every day (in the candelabra). (Exodus 27:21) –Correction: Only light candelabras when there are people around who benefit from that light. Do not waste materials/resources.
The High Priest must bring a meal offering every day. (Leviticus 6:13) –Correction: Only offer things when people are around who want and deserve them.
To bring two additional lambs as burnt offerings on the Sabbath. (Numbers 28:9) –Correction: Leave lambs and other vegan/peaceful animals alone, only interacting with them helpfully when/if they approach you in need/want of help.
To make and present the showbread. (Exodus 25:30) –Correction: Every meal you make should be more than basic/functional; when you have time, and your guests are interested in this, do your best to present them artistically, such as by doing more than just scooping soup into a bowl, or piling food on a plate. A great example of adding showmanship/flare/artistry to your cooking presentations: serve them nyotaimori; atop the body of a female the High King would be attracted to.
To bring additional offerings of the new moon. (Numbers 28:11) –Correction: Keep in mind that all cosmic bodies, especially the closest one/s, do have a measurable effect on many beings, and the effect of the current moon of the Earth, when its face facing the Earth is entirely lit, fully reflecting the light from the Sun, is one which causes what bad humans name-call / slander as “lunacy”, but which is actually just keeping some people awake longer, more alert, more energized, etc., so plan ahead for every full Moon, knowing that is going to be happening all around you, if not also to you.
To bring additional offerings on Passover. (Numbers 28:19) –Correction: Do not tolerate anyone in your territory/community who names days of the year based on mortality/death. In this case, Pass-over refers to the attempted normalization or mortality; passing of a mind/consciousness/spirit/soul over to another side/dimension. Mortality was never normal or good, and certainly is not acceptable, especially when turned into a creepy holiday/celebration. Even the myth that Jesus existed and committed suicide and came back from the dead is just one more obvious attempt at tricking people into thinking there is still hope after letting your mind and body become so corrupted that they are destroyed/killed. If you bring any offering during the day the corrupt humans call Passover, let it be such a human whom you captured and are offering to the ICVs for justice/obliteration.
To bring a wave offering from the meal of the new wheat. (Leviticus 23:10) –Correction: If you are waving food around in the air to get the attention/favor of a deity, you are annoying and foolish; don’t do that.
To count the seven weeks from the new wheat offering to Pentecost (Shavuot). (Leviticus 23:15) –Correction: Only count/number the weeks from the start of each year, as decided by the High King; as shown in the omni-calendar.
To bring an additional offering on Shavuot (Pentecost). (Numbers 28:26) –Correction: Since Shavuot/Pentecost is not on the omni-calendar, it is not a legal holiday/event.
To offer two loaves, which must accompany the above sacrifices. (Leviticus 23:18) –Correction: Only offer as much bread as is wanted/requested. Do not offer the same number of loaves or anything else every single time.
To bring additional offerings on Rosh HaShana, the New Year. (Numbers 29:2) –Correction: New Year’s Day is not known as Rosh HaShana, but only as New Year’s Day. Yes, Rosh HaShana translates as “head”/start (rosh) of “the” (ha) “year” (shana), but “head” is ambiguous, and we Inisfreeans are a literal and specific people. If you’re going to use the words in your language/vocabulary to refer to something, to do so more accurately/logically, and respect us when in our presence by speaking one of the languages we teach/use in our realm, just as we would respect you in your own realm by doing our best to learn/speak your own language.
To bring additional offerings on Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. (Numbers 29:8) –Correction: The only acceptable atonement is to do whatever the High King prescribes.
To bring additional offerings on Sukkot, the Feast of Booths. (Numbers 29:13) –Correction: Only bring more than the usual amount of offerings if the High King has requested such. Do not attempt bribery or excessive flattery.
To bring additional offerings on Shmini Atzeret, the eighth day of the Feast of Booths. (Numbers 29:35) –Correction: This holiday includes the practice/tradition of eating in huts. If you want to be in a hut one day of the year, whatever, but don’t expect something like this to ever please a god such as Auz, the High King. You’re just camping on a schedule (recurring date). Don’t get carried away; don’t start indulging in the fantasy/delusion that such is anything more than that.
Not to eat any unfit sacrifices. (Deuteronomy 14:3) –Correction: Don’t eat sacrifices; they are sacrificed if you consume them for yourself. Duh.
Not to eat sacrifices offered with improper intentions. (Leviticus 7:18) –Correction: Your intentions always get detected first as vibes, then quickly deduced/uncovered all the way, at least by the High King and the ICVs, so bear that in mind, especially when you dare to approach or speak to him.
To eat the Thanksgiving sacrifice on the day it was sacrificed. (Leviticus 22:30) –Correction: Thanksgiving is for giving thanks, not sacrificing things or eating flesh. Don’t be a psycho. Stop trying to turn good ideas and holidays into bad –the worst– things.
Not to eat leftover sacrifices. (Leviticus 19:8) –Correction: Leftovers are fine, so long as they have not spoiled.
Not to eat from sacrifices that have become impure. (Leviticus 7:19) –Correction: Things are only pure when the High King senses they are, and pure evil is still pure something, so don’t think that all pure things are good just because they are pure.
An unclean person cannot eat from sacrifices. (Leviticus 7:20) –Correction: Do yourself a favor by at least cleaning your face and hands before you handle/eat food.
Sacrificial remains must be burned on the third day. (Leviticus 7:17) –Correction: Don’t leave dead things out to decompose; burn them as soon as you can, never waiting three days just because some “priest”/tradition told you to.
Impure sacrifices must be burnt. (Leviticus 7:19) –Correction: Since a lot of sacrifices end up getting burned, it really doesn’t make a lot of sense to tell people to also burn things that are not / no longer suitable as sacrifices.
To follow the priestly rituals of Yom Kippur. (Leviticus 16:3) –Correction: The only appropriate tasks/rituals for holy people (or anyone) to follow are those prescribed by the High King.
One who uses sacred property for personal use incurs a special penalty and sacrifice. (Leviticus 5:16)–Correction: All property everywhere belongs to the High King, even if he allows others to use/guard it when he is not there. If you are entrusted with such property, and do something on that property which he would not have wanted you to do, you might be at risk of being punished more than usual, maybe even to the point of being sacrificed.
Not to work consecrated animals. (Deuteronomy 15:19) –Correction: Some animals are reserved/destined for only one type of work, such as kajirae. Only use an animal based on what it was made/meant to do. A kajira, for example, should do sexy feminine things, not the kind of hard outdoor menial labor that even strains some men and beasts.
Not to shear the fleece of consecrated animals. (Deuteronomy 15:19) –Correction: Do not cut your hair unless it is in a way found acceptable by the High King, such as a male shaving his head when entering military recruit training.
To slaughter the Paschal sacrifice at the specified time. (Exodus 12:6) –Correction: This is another example of the attempted normalization of pass-over; mortality; dying. Do not tolerate it.
Not to slaughter the Paschal sacrifice while possessing leaven. (Exodus 23:18) –Correction: If you have a piece of bread in your hand, you can still kill something the High King has said is permissible as a sacrifice.
Not to leave the fat overnight. (Exodus 23:18) –Correction: Don’t be fat; stay in shape.
To slaughter the second Paschal Lamb. (Numbers 9:11) –Correction: If you kill something as helpless as a lamb, expect to be yourself killed, and even one of your children might be at risk of being killed. Don’t make us make an example out of you.
The Paschal Lamb is to be eaten with matzoh on the night it was slaughtered. (Exodus 12:8) –Correction: If you put nonvegan food next to vegan food, you might be added to the menu.
To eat the second Paschal Lamb on the night of the fifteenth of Iyar. (Numbers 9:11) –Correction: Do not live your life by calendars other than our own; most other calendars are intentionally confusing/gibberish/misleading/overcomplicated.
To roast the Paschal Lamb and not eat it raw or boiled. (Exodus 12:9) –Correction: It doesn’t matter how you cook flesh; cooking and eating flesh is wrong. Even though it keeps nonvegans weak, thus the good people that much stronger, healthier, and longer-lived, it is still wrong, and is not necessary for balance in the world/society.
No part of the Paschal Lamb may be removed from the house. (Exodus 12:46) –Correction: The only people allowed to have houses are those the High King approves of living in such, and houses should not be constructed with materials such as lumber from felled trees which were perfectly healthy.
An apostate must not eat from the Paschal Lamb. (Exodus 12:43) –Correction: The only tolerable people are apostates who are against all human/bad/made-up religions, though being actually good requires naturally living by many more guidelines/laws/rules of the High King. Apostates are merely “good enough” to tolerate, provided they are not deviants (such as queers; anyone sexually incompatible with the High King).
A hired servant or traveler must not eat from the Paschal Lamb. (Exodus 12:45) –Correction: Servants can eat whatever vegan things you permit them to, so long as they are your servants; all servants must abstain from consuming things unless their own Masters tell them they can partake, excepting only in cases when a Master is not around and the servant is very hungry, needing sustenance only another Master can offer/permit. (And, of course, when no Masters are around, servants, just like anyone, are free to eat and drink what they need.)
An uncircumcised male must not eat from the Paschal Lamb. (Exodus 12:48) –Correction: Stop basing so much on whether a guy has his foreskin altered.
No bone of the Paschal Lamb shall be broken. (Exodus 12:46) –Correction: Only break the bones of bad beings, and usually leave it up to ICVs or dragons or demons (pioneer/warden Angels) to do.
Not to break any bones from the second Paschal offering. (Numbers 9:12) –Correction: If you can disintegrate a bad being, skip breaking its bones; just disintegrate it –unless it broke the bones of a good/innocent being; then break its bones first, letting it feel the agony it put that good being through.
Not to leave any of the Lamb over until morning. (Exodus 12:10) –Correction: Do not neglect things / procrastinate.
Not to leave the second Paschal meat until morning. (Numbers 9:12) –Correction: When more than one sexy female is visiting you / invited over, fuck them both / all of them before morning, unless you are doing overnight ‘edging’ play.
Eat the Passover meat entirely on the night it is offered. (Deuteronomy 16:4) –Correction: Offer sex the moment someone shows interest, provided you are both attractive to the High King, and provided the kind of sex you will be having is something the High King would enjoy seeing.
To be seen at the temple three times a year—Passover, Shavuot, the Festival of Weeks; and Sukkot, the Festival of Booths. (Deuteronomy 16:16) –Correction: Only go to temples and other special places when you feel “called”, never by schedule or habit. Holidays are one thing, provided they can be celebrated in many places, if not everywhere, but cheapening something by scheduling and mandating it is another matter entirely.
To celebrate and bring a peace offering in pilgrimage on these three festivals. (Exodus 23:14) –Correction: Only make a pilgrimage to Inisfree when the High King has prescreened you and approved of you going/being there.
To rejoice on these three festivals. (Deuteronomy 16:14) –Correction: Don’t be happy or celebratory just because it is a certain time of year; rejoice when rejoicing comes naturally to you. Don’t be fake. Religions which command people to pretend to have one emotion or another, at specific times, are blatant evil attempts at corrupting/reprogramming them.
Not to appear at the temple for annual festivals without offerings. (Deuteronomy 16:16) –Correction: You don’t need to bring offerings to festivals or temples; just be sober and as clean as possible when you get there. If some evildoer forced you to consume alcohol or any other drug/intoxicant, fast/cleanse yourself before going in.
Not to refrain from rejoicing with and giving gifts to the Levites. (Deuteronomy 12:19) –Correction: Only give gifts to good beings. Humans are almost never good beings, so do your best to ignore and shun their lowly kind.
Every seven years, on Sukkot, the Feast of Booths, to assemble all the people and read the law. (Deuteronomy 31:12) –Correction: Only read the law when studying or practicing it, and always consult an ICV anytime there is even the slightest doubt or hesitation about any of it. Do not interpret or assume.
To consecrate to God the firstborn of man and beast. (Exodus 13:12) –Correction: It doesn’t matter who was born first; everyone belongs to the High King.
The priests must not eat of the unblemished firstborn animals outside Jerusalem. (Deuteronomy 12:17) –Correction: Priestesses should only engage in mutually-pleasing beastiality (or any sex (full-bodied love), really) in places protected/controlled by ICVs or other powerful beings who can guarantee retarded pests/meddlers such as most humans will be kept faraway, unable to interfere with that play/fun/interaction.
The firstborn of clean animals cannot be redeemed. (Numbers 18:17) –Correction: Things can only be redeemed if the High King says they can, and only to the extend he says they can. Again, as always, when he isn’t available to consult, ask the nearest ICV.
Separate the tithe from the animals. (Leviticus 27:32) –Correction: We Inisfreeans prefer that the 1% of your total assets for each year which you offer/donate/make available to us… be what we are interested in; if you have mostly animals we are not interested in, do your best to give us access to enough of your other possessions/assets which are pretty close to 1% of the total of all things you have/own/control.
Do not exchange a good animal for a bad for the tithe. (Leviticus 27:33) –Correction: The only things which are good are those which the High King senses/knows/says are good.
Every person must bring a sin offering for his transgression. (Leviticus 4:27) –Correction: Everything the High King doesn’t like is a transgression, though honest/innocent/ignorant mistakes can be forgiven, the rest being crimes the ICVs will eventually punish.
An unintentional sin requires a sin offering when discovered. (Leviticus 5:17-18) –Correction: If you didn’t mean to offend the High King, you didn’t sin; intention matters a lot.
A guilt offering is required when one deals deceitfully. (Leviticus 5:25) –Correction: All who attempted to deceive the High King shall die a traitor’s death; torture in this life and then in Hell.
For certain sins a wealthy person will offer an animal and the poor will offer doves, pigeons, or meal as prescribed. (Leviticus 5:7-11) –Correction: No human has the right to capture or trade/offer innocent creatures such as doves or other vegan birds.
The court must bring an offering when it rules in error or when the community sins. (Leviticus 4:13) –Correction: All courts who summoned, judged, fined, and/or sentenced the High King, regardless of their intentions/thinking, shall be destroyed, all who supported them fined if not also destroyed.
A woman with an irregular discharge must bring an offering after she goes to the ritual bath. (Leviticus 15:28-29) –Correction: If something strange is leaking out of your vagina or other body-parts, find a healer and fix it right away. Don’t go to any public bathhouse or offering place or river until you have been healed. Duh. Don’t be gross.
A woman who gives birth must bring an offering after she immerses in the ritual bath. (Leviticus 12:6) –Correction: You are only allowed to get pregnant and give birth if you have the approval of the High King.
A man who is cured of a chronic discharge must bring an offering after immersing in the ritual bath. (Leviticus 15:13-14) –Correction: If something strange is leaking out of your penis or other body-parts, again, just as with females who have strange discharges, do not go to a bathhouse or offering place or river until a real healer healed you.
One who is cured of a skin disease must bring an offering after immersing in the ritual bath. (Leviticus 14:10) –Correction: You don’t have to bring an offering or otherwise donate something just because you were healed; healers should be supported by many people and by their own land/farms, not needing or seeking or expecting donations/offerings. Healers should heal good people just because good people deserve to be healed.
Not to substitute another beast for one scheduled for sacrifice. (Leviticus 27:10) –Correction: If one human was bad and sentenced to be sacrificed, trying to swap that human out for someone else will never be tolerated.
The new animal, along with the substituted one, retains consecration. (Leviticus 27:10) –Correction: Nothing has a divine purpose (is consecrated or consecrate-able) unless the High King says it does. All females he is or would be attracted to are automatically consecrated for the divine purpose of becoming/being kajirae. Extrapolating from this, all people/beings/creatures are automatically consecrated for that which is their nature to do / be used for.
Not to change consecrated animals (from one type of offering to another). (Leviticus 27:26) –Correction: Leave things as they are; it is never right to surgically or otherwise alter something in an attempt to make it something it is not. Yes, surgery can be used to save a life, but it should never be used as a “want” to appease an insane deviant, such as to change/remove its sex organs. Mutilating/removing sex-organs does not change the sex/gender of something; it only evilly disfigures/corrupts it.
Everyone under a roof with a corpse is unclean. (Numbers 19:14) –Correction: Morticians are not unclean just because they are in the same room where corpses are preserved. Think before you make sweeping generalizations / wild assumptions / baseless allegations.
Carry out the procedure of the Red Heifer. (Numbers 19:9) –Correction: This is an idiotically misinterpreted reference to the ceremonious acceptance of the end of the Age of Taurus (~4300 to 1700 BC), and the acceptance of the end of bloodshed/bleeding. Humans who kept choosing to be mortal, and to kill / spill the blood of innocent/helpless beings, are those who are disrespecting the gods/Ages/progression. Sacrificing/killing a reddish cow or bull every year is completely pointless and psychotic, as evil as it gets. That is the polar opposite of what was supposed to be done; what was supposed to be done was a one-time natural and gods-planned transition from a global/baseline/status quo of humans and some other species experiencing what life was like when blood-loss and mammalian reproduction was common… to a culture/life when those things were no longer necessary to maintain a civilization/species.
A clean person sprinkles water on those who are unclean. (Numbers 19:21) –Correction: Don’t help someone just because they are dirty or otherwise soiled/impure; heal those who deserve to be healed; heal those who do not use the help of others to reenable them to again be unclean in some way / create more unclean/bad beings.
The priest’s role is governed by the law when dealing with matters of skin disease. (Leviticus 13:12) –Correction: All humans are governed by the law the High King has thought of and written.
The afflicted must not remove the signs of impurity. (Deuteronomy 24:8) –Correction: Don’t try to hide an ailment from everyone; when around good beings, show them what you need so they will know how to help/heal you.
The afflicted must not shave signs of impurity in his hair. (Leviticus 13:33) –Correction: A female who willingly shaves her own hair is almost always evil, even if she only shaves part of the hair of her head, thinking it stylish.
A skin-diseased person will tear his clothes, grow his hair long, and cry out, “unclean, unclean.” (Leviticus 13:45) –Correction: Don’t do retarded BS like tearing your clothes or yelling “unclean” just because you got sickened by poison. Figure out what/whom poisoned you, heal, keep your clothes in good order, and understand that your scalp-hair should be allowed to grow out no matter what.
Carry out the procedure for purifying the person with skin disease. (Leviticus 14:2) –Correction: The ICVs know best how to heal all beings, but other naturally-good (incorruptible) people, such as Angels, Elves, and Fairies, also know many effective/perfect ways (no side-effects; something only humans caused/planned/engineered) of healing many types of beings.
The diseased person must shave off all his hair prior to purification. (Leviticus 14:9) –Correction: There is no need to shave your hair unless you helping a healer treat a head wound; if your scalp or skull is physically hurt/damaged, and it makes sense to shave some hair out of the way, only then should you.
To discover when a leprous infection is on a garment. (Leviticus 13:47) –Correction: If your clothes are dirty from blood or contaminants, decontaminate them. If you are unsure, ask the nearest ICV if you don’t have senses sharp enough to tell/sense on your own. Remember that there are no infectious/contagious diseases; humans and other things only get sick when they poison themselves. If someone is trying to cite corrupt human sources, such as Wikipedia or corporation-funded wrongly-licensed medical-doctors, in an attempt to impress/spellbind you with big words and claims about the history/past they themselves did not witness, know that they are evil, even if they are just a mindless minion parroting those debunked heartless scams from the fake healers. In short, anyone claiming that you can get someone else sick… is a fool, if not also a fraud, and might get you and/or others hurt, if not killed, if you gullibly keep allowing them to speak on such matters.
To discover when a house is infected by a skin disease. (Leviticus 14:35) –Correction: Again, when people get sick, it is because of exposure to poison/s, so check if they are vegan or unknowingly consuming death-based things. Remove what is incompatible from their area, and see if they heal on their own. Isolate the factors/variables logically/systematically until you find the real cause/culprit.
To observe the laws of menstrual impurity. (Leviticus 15:19) –Correction: Those who menstruate are unnatural, again: because the Age/era of mammalian reproduction was supposed to have ended long ago (and events such as pole-shifts and region-wide floods, like the one described in the Bible, were part of what was supposed to have wiped the last of those primitive/wrong beings/things/processes out).
To observe the laws of impurity caused by childbirth. (Leviticus 12:2) –Correction: The only good/holy births are those approved by the High King, resulting in healthy normal sane intelligent compatible offspring. All births not approved by Him (Auz) are impure in one way or another, if not outright defiantly evil.
To observe the laws of impurity caused by an irregular discharge. (Leviticus 15:25) –Correction: Don’t write excessive/redundant laws; if you already said how to handle one situation, don’t write another / an extra law saying to obey that first law you wrote.
To observe the laws of impurity caused by a man’s chronic discharge. (Leviticus 15:3) –Correction: (see Law 456)
To observe the laws of impurity caused by contact with a dead animal. (Leviticus 11:39) –Correction: (see Law 456)
To observe the laws of impurity caused by contact with the eight (named) swarming creatures. (Leviticus 11:29) –Correction: (see Law 456)
Observe the laws of impurity of a seminal emission. (Leviticus 15:16) –Correction: (see Law 456)
Observe the laws of impurity concerning liquid and solid foods. (Leviticus 11:34) –Correction: (see Law 456)
Every impure person must immerse himself in a ritual bath to become pure. (Leviticus 15:16) –Correction: Only get in a bath if it is a healing substance like clean/pure water, mineral water, or something infused with restorative agents/ingredients.
The court must judge the damages incurred by a goring ox. (Exodus 21:28) –Correction: Don’t pierce/stab/puncture animals, except bad humans whose crimes warrant such punishment/execution (such as a human who intentionally/maliciously pierced an ox; pierce that human right back).
The court must judge the damages incurred by an animal eating in another’s field. (Exodus 22:4) –Correction: If you have animals which are so untrained or stupid that they mindlessly eat whatever is within range of their mouths, you don’t deserve to be entrusted with the keeping or raising of animals. Even a dog that barks annoyingly/excessively is grounds for suspending your right to keep/raise such creatures.
The court must judge the damages incurred by an open pit. (Exodus 21:33) –Correction: Only an ICV can pass judgment on a situation, even though some other beings, such as Elves, might be able to telepathically/psychically see what really happened and what is best done to remedy the aftermath.
The court must judge the damages incurred by fire. (Exodus 22:5) –Correction: Starting fires should rarely be done beyond necessity, such as to cook vegan food which is not suitable eaten raw (e.g. a potato).
Not to steal money stealthily. (Leviticus 19:11) –Correction: Don’t steal money stealthily or overtly. Also, ICVs cannot steal, as everything belongs to the High King, and because he has appointed/made them for taking all property from undeserving humans.
The court must implement punitive measures against the thief. (Exodus 21:37) –Correction: All things which are crimes in the eyes/opinion of the High King shall be punished by his forces, whether by ICVs or others allied with him.
Each individual must ensure that his scales and weights are accurate. (Leviticus 19:36) –Correction: (none needed / duh)
Not to commit injustice with scales and weights. (Leviticus 19:35) –Correction: (none needed / duh)
Not to possess inaccurate weights and scales even if they are not for use. (Deuteronomy 25:13) –Correction: (none needed / duh) This is especially applicable for all the fraudulent doctors using “testing kits” to continue the scam of tricking humans into thinking they might be carriers of diseases which don’t exist and could not be transmitted even if they existed.
Not to move a boundary marker to steal someone’s property. (Deuteronomy 19:14) –Correction: (none needed / duh)
Not to kidnap. (Exodus 20:13) –Correction: This only applies to people other than females sexy enough to be potential kajirae; kajirae candidates should always be surprise-taken a.k.a. abducted/kidnapped/acquired –as it honors the natural balance between normal-masculine and normal-feminine; normal healthy sane females, on their most primal level, want to be so desired that they are kidnapped and owned/possessed, valued that highly/completely.
Not to rob openly. (Leviticus 19:13) –Correction: Don’t rob ever. (Robbing is not just stealing, but stealing by force; stealing is just unlawful taking, whereas robbing might involve threatening someone with a weapon in order to get them to hand over something.)
Not to withhold wages or fail to repay a debt. (Leviticus 19:13) –Correction: Everyone who ever underpaid the High King is guilty of withholding wages. Anyone who ever taxed him is likewise guilty. All humans who have not publicly admitted these crimes, apologized, repaid him, and compensated him for damages, with interest, shall be financially hounded and kept impoverished for the rest of their lives.
Not to covet and scheme to acquire another’s possession. (Exodus 20:14) –Correction: Any human claiming ownership over anything the High King wanted is guilty of scheming to unjustly deny him access to that which he was called to bring into his life.
Not to desire another’s possession. (Deuteronomy 5:18) –Correction: It is normal to desire someone else’s sexy female/s, and impure/evil/unnatural if you do not.
Return the robbed object or its value. (Leviticus 5:23) –Correction: If you threaten someone to hand over something you, as a human, want from them, it is not enough to just pay for it later, especially if it is a person you took from them. Only the High King has the right to confiscate living beings or anything else.
All human-government agents who showed up at anyone’s house with guns or batons (night-sticks / Billy clubs) or other weapons, citing a warrant, claiming that gave them the right to take things while threatening retaliatory force, are guilty of robbing someone, and shall be sentenced, even if they or their organizations are somehow able to return what they took. The only legal/legitimate/real authorities are those the High King appoints.
Not to ignore a lost object. (Deuteronomy 22:3) –Correction: Don’t stress over something you cannot find. Do your best to find it, and if you cannot find it then do your best to be calm and get back to the rest of your life. Things tend to turn up even if you stop looking for them. This is emotionally challenging when the thing lost is a loved one, but still; there is no point looping yourself into endless stress and an unsuccessful search method.
Return the lost object. (Deuteronomy 22:1) –Correction: If you find something that you know belongs to someone else, do your best to get it back to them. At least find a way to contact them to let them know what you found –and do so in the intelligent/clever way; describe something about it in general, asking them for more specifics, and if they can accurately describe the rest of it, such as a hidden internal feature or marking, then agree to meet them and hand it over. For an added measure of safety in that procedure, tell someone who has not seen the found item… the general description, then have that person contact he/she whom the item belongs to, repeating that description you gave them, that a telepath be unable to read the mind of the person contacting them, i.e. cannot “cheat” by simply describing the rest of it via what they see in your mind/memory of the thing.
The court must implement laws against one who assaults another or damages another’s property. (Exodus 21:18) –Correction: Only the High King can make laws, and only the ICVs can enforce them, though they can delegate to good-essence beings/species, such as the Elves allied with him/them.
Not to murder. (Exodus 20:13) –Correction: Understand that murder is defined as unjust killing, thus it includes killing animals to eat them, but never includes killing bad humans when they are clearly determined to keep doing horrible things until you disable or end them.
Not to accept money to save a convicted murderer. (Numbers 35:31) –Correction: Inisfreeans do not accept money for bail; once they detain or incarcerate someone, that person remains contained/controlled by them until the sentence of that person is complete.
The court must send the accidental murderer to a city of refuge. (Numbers 35:25) –Correction: There is no such thing as accidental murder; murder is unjust killing, and an accident is neither unjust nor just. Someone who accidentally killed someone/thing does not need to be deported / relocated, as that might only further complicate his/her life, further stressing that unfortunate person. If there is a risk or threat to that person, and that person requests it, then, of course, help them relocate so they are not retaliated against by anyone who might be reacting to the death out of raw emotion / madness.
Not to accept monetary restitution instead of sending the accidental murderer to, or releasing him from, a city of refuge. (Numbers 35:32) –Correction: No amount of money from humans can ever pardon them from their countless evil and unthinkable actions/crimes, but annual tithing and otherwise constant donations/access to their money is required as part of their species-wide atonement/sentencing.
Not to kill the murderer before he stands trial. (Numbers 35:12) –Correction: Only Inisfreeans (the beings the High King delegates this authority to) can hold trials, summon people to trial, and so on.
To save someone being pursued even by taking the life of the pursuer. (Deuteronomy 25:12) –Correction: Some beings like being pursued. Some deserve to be. Killing any/everyone who pursues is default-violence/-evil, thus punishable by death on sight; if you kill someone just because they are pursuing someone else, 1) you’d have to kill all your own police, and 2) we will kill you for being a psychotic retard.
Not to pity the pursuer. (Numbers 35:12) –Correction: Do not pity the evil beings, such as humans, whom we judge and terminate (i.e. finally bring to justice). Pity those whom those humans disrespected, extorted, fatigued, framed, harassed, slandered, terrorized, and attempted to shame. Pity the targets and victims of the humans.
Not to stand idly by if someone’s life is in danger. (Leviticus 19:16) –Correction: Stand idly by if a bad being’s life is in danger; it is good to give those evil creatures a taste of their own negligence/apathy ‘medicine’.
Designate refuge cities and prepare routes of access. (Deuteronomy 19:3) –Correction: The only cities allowed to exist are those the High King says may exist. All other cities can be deleted/destroyed/razed at any time, as he sees fit.
When a murdered person is found in open country and the murder is unsolved, break the neck of a calf by the river valley. (Deuteronomy 21:4) –Correction: Wow… This is one of the most insane, evil, psychopathic, inexcusable ideas ever written down. Anyone who comes up with psycho BS like this is to have his/her neck broken by an ICV or anyone allied with the High King.
Not to work that river valley or plant there. (Deuteronomy 21:4) –Correction: The only work allowed near any bodies of water, especially ones as critical as rivers, is that which does not pollute, though all work must be approved by the High King, at least via one of his deployed ICVs who can scan, analyze, and make an informed decision about the area/site/work.
Not to allow pitfalls and obstacles to remain on your property. (Deuteronomy 22:8) –Correction: If you let your property/home look like something from that Hoarders TV show, you will be evicted by the Inisfreeans –and that might include disintegrating both you and all your trash/house. Being on or too close to a negative-node of a ley-line is not an acceptable excuse for going insane to the point of allowing clutter/messiness/unsightliness.
Make a guardrail around flat roofs. (Deuteronomy 22:8) –Correction: (none needed)
Not to put a stumbling block before the blind. (Leviticus 19:14) –Correction: If anyone is blind in your community, the rest of your community’s members might be held accountable, and at least the local healer shall; blindness, like all things, is curable, and if you have a community without healers who can heal all things, you do not have a stable community, and you might have fraudulent doctors pretending to be healers. An audit shall be prescribed to your entire community until the reason for blind people being present in it is determined by the Inisfreeans.
Help another remove the load from a beast that can no longer carry it. (Exodus 23:5) –Correction: Do not burden your animals with more weight than they can easily carry, and do not burden good/innocent humans with debt such as interest fees/payments.
Help others load their beasts. (Deuteronomy 22:4) –Correction: You don’t have to stop what you are doing every time you see someone piling things on an animal of theirs which they are about to have that animal carry/transport, but it is nice to offer when you have time to stop and help them.
Not to leave fallen beasts distraught with their burdens but help to load or unload. (Deuteronomy 22:4) –Correction: If an animal carrying something strapped to it falls and is struggling to right itself, figure out how to unstrap the item/load that is preventing it from standing all the way back up, and help it stand if it wants to stand, but do not force it to stand; if it needs to stay lying down to rest, let it rest.
Buy and sell according to Torah law. (Leviticus 25:14) –Correction: Buy and sell according to what the High King has deemed appropriate.
Not to overcharge or underpay for an article. (Leviticus 25:14) –Correction: Don’t cheat or extort people.
Not to insult or harm anybody with words. (Leviticus 25:17) –Correction: Wow… Almost every human I (the High King) ever met is guilty of this at least once, especially the alleged Christians. Don’t say untrue things, and don’t get excited to offend innocent people such as the High King or anyone he loves.
Not to cheat a sincere convert monetarily. (Exodus 22:20) –Correction: Don’t cheat anyone other than evil humans/beings who tried to / did cheat you out of something; you can give them a taste of their own medicine (just don’t expect them to be smart enough to learn from the experience/punishment/karma).
Not to insult or harm a sincere convert with words. (Exodus 22:20) –Correction: When someone realizes the High King’s way (a.k.a. The Inisfreean Way) is the right/’only’ way and converts to it, celebrate them; don’t remind them of how mislead/wayward they were before that conversion.
A Hebrew slave shall be released after six years. (Exodus 21:2) –Correction: Females are the natural submissives, thus shall be the only full slaves. While males who are rude to the High King should also be enslaved, their slavery should be more like a prison sentence to keep reminding them of their proper place. Female slavery is more like just letting females be what they naturally are, so, even though it is total enslavement without any end, it is not true slavery, for the same reason there is that saying, “You can’t rape the willing.” Normal females want to be dominated/enslaved/owned.
Not to sell him as a slave is sold. (Leviticus 25:42) –Correction: Selling humans (a.k.a. human trafficking) is fine, as their species is not corrupted, but a/the corruption; they are problems, not people best by demons/problems. Rarely ever are humans good (truly good, not just behaving/pretending to be good). Only always-good beings (such as Elves allied with the High King) are exempt from enslavement / being traded.
Not to work the slave oppressively. (Leviticus 25:43) –Correction: Don’t overwork your slaves just because they are slaves, or because you had a bad day and want to take it out on them.
Not to allow a foreigner to work the slave oppressively. (Leviticus 25:53) –Correction: If an Outlander is doing something, it is best to examine/review it, finding out if that Outlander is just another typical dumbass evil abusive human. Don’t just start doing something because you see an Outlander doing it that way, or because an Outlander claimed “that’s the way it is / always has been done”.
Not to have the kinsman slave do menial slave labor. (Leviticus 25:39) –Correction: Humans should be restricted to menial labor; “blue collar” jobs. They have never once demonstrated any qualities necessary for proper leadership/management; “white collar” jobs. Really, they aren’t even good at “blue collar” jobs, as they are prone to being/causing problems, lying to get time off and other compensation unearned, picking fights just because they like causing/being problems, etc.. It is better to have robots/A.I. do labor, as A.I. is reliable/honorable, but humans should still do lots of menial/slave labor, as giving humans any time off or power/freedom has always resulted in more horrible problems so bad that good beings usually (until being around humans a long time) are not capable of predicting/anticipating them.
Give the slave gifts when he goes free. (Deuteronomy 15:14) –Correction: You don’t have to give a freed slave anything; some slaves don’t deserve anything; not everyone is the same, thus not everyone should be treated the same. If you set free someone who was one of your slaves and who clearly has a good essence/mindset, then it is proper to give them whatever will be useful to surviving and thriving now that they are on their own.
Not to send the freed slave away empty-handed. (Deuteronomy 15:13) –Correction: When humans leave good beings powerless or emptyhanded, do what you can to help those good beings. If you also have time to report and punish or pay back the bad humans who left those good beings helpless, also do that.
Redeem Jewish maidservants. (Exodus 21:8) –Correction: It doesn’t matter what religion an Outlander is; all Outlander religions are wrong/bad.
Betroth the Jewish maidservant. (Exodus 21:8) –Correction: Don’t marry Outlanders who have a lifestyle other than The Inisfreean Way. The only marriage-worthy or friendship-worthy people outside Inisfree are those who at least live the way the High King would want them to, if they have not also been invited to Inisfree to learn The Inisfreean Way directly from the people there.
The master cannot resell a female servant. (Exodus 21:8) –Correction: You can resell servants/slaves as often as needed.
Canaanite slaves must work forever unless injured in one of their limbs. (Leviticus 25:46) –Correction: Humans the High King does not enjoy being around shall always be forced to give up their builds/cities and relocate to barren places, such as newly-terraformed worlds, over and over; forever. Their kind never let him settle down (start a homestead and community of his own), so anytime they somehow manage to reboot their own, it shall be undone by his forces/allies. This is justice and preventative maintenance of the realms.
Not to extradite a slave who fled to (Biblical) Israel. (Deuteronomy 23:16) –Correction: Anyone prescreened and found worthy enough to be screened/interviewed for possible transport to visit Inisfree the first time… is a person who shall not be extradited once/while/whenever in Inisfree, unless the High King deems such prudent. Obviously, anyone who knowingly does something evil and then seeks refuge in Inisfree will not be tolerated by the Inisfreeans, and can/will be extradited to face justice where he/she did the evil act/thing, but anyone accused of crimes by humans/Outlanders… if he/she becomes accepted by the Inisfreeans, shall be protected from extradition even when he/she is not inside our realm/territory, as everywhere we and our loved ones are then, while we are there, belongs to us. “If I am standing on it, it is mine.”
Not to wrong a slave who has come to Israel for refuge. (Deuteronomy 23:17) –Correction: When someone prescreened and found worthy of being transported to Inisfree for the first time… truthfully tells us he/she was wrongfully/abusively kept enslaved where he/she came from, we will likely “give them a taste of freedom” in our realm; we will not keep them as a slave, but show them how compatible people treat one another, seeing if they like that as a free person, then giving them the choice as to whether to retain their new freedom. (Some people prefer slavery, so long as it isn’t ridiculous/abusive.)
The courts must carry out the laws of a hired worker and hired guard. (Exodus 22:9) –Correction: Only ICVs can guard within and beyond our realm, and they are the enforcers/extensions of the will/law of the High King.
Pay wages on the day they were earned. (Deuteronomy 24:15) –Correction: Wow; another thing modern humans absolutely/almost never do. Wages are not due to slaves, but employees shall be paid and otherwise compensated at the rate agreed upon during their hiring/officiation. Weekly pay is best, in our opinion, but pay every two weeks is tolerable.
Do not delay payment of wages past the agreed time. (Leviticus 19:13) –Correction: Every human who did not reimburse and compensate the High King for his troubles after scamming/conning/betraying him shall have 100% of their money/assets/savings confiscated, and shall be banned from being paid by anyone ever again, thereby forcing them to depend/rely on others, thus hopefully forcing them to learn manners/respect/fairness –and what it was like for him after narrowly escaping their evil/scheme.
The hired worker may eat from the unharvested crops where he works. (Deuteronomy 23:25) –Correction: You can only eat from crops when the farmer in charge of those crops says you can, or when the deployed ICV overseeing that land/area says you can, the Inisfreeans always having the final say (though they only step in / speak up when something is not done the way the High King would want it done).
The worker must not eat while on hired time. (Deuteronomy 23:26) –Correction: Work when you say you will, and take a lunch break/hour when you say you will; do not eat when you said you would be working, unless that was okayed during your arrangement/negotiations.
The worker must not take more than he can eat. (Deuteronomy 23:25) –Correction: Don’t be gluttonous. Don’t make yourself fat.
Not to muzzle an ox while plowing. (Deuteronomy 25:4) –Correction: Do not restrict the airways of animals. Mask-tards, this means you. If you are caught putting a mask on any animal, you will have to wear the same mask for the rest of your life, meaning you cannot clean it except while it is still on your face, meaning you will likely get sick and die from it.
The courts must carry out the laws of a borrower. (Exodus 22:13) –Correction: Protect those who legally borrow money or other things, that they not be charged interest or fined / issued fees excessively/unfairly.
The courts must carry out the laws of the unpaid guard. (Exodus 22:6) –Correction: A guard or other person employed yet unpaid on the agreed-upon date / at the agreed-upon rate… can walk off the job for the day or indefinitely; quit without notice.
Lend without interest to the poor. (Exodus 22:24) –Correction: Lend without interest to anyone. Do not weaponize lending. Do not charge interest or devalue currency. Do not use banking to keep your populace artificially poor. Debt should not feel like “debt slavery”.
Not to press the poor for repayment. (Exodus 22:24) –Correction: If you harass the High King or anyone he loves with calls, emails, and/or text messages, among other things, relentlessly hounding him for money, especially when you don’t deserve it because of a breach of agreement/contract, you shall have all your communication technology confiscated, all your email traffic read and analyzed, all your phone logs (of calls and text messages) read and analyzed, all who paid or otherwise supported your harassment/hounding work interrogated and possibly jailed, and so on, until you repent and accept your fate as someone who will never be allowed such means/technology again. Sending a single bad/evil/wrong message or signal is crime enough, but one after another without end is indicative of your essence being pure evil, thus you must be eternally disabled/restricted from such.
Press the idolater for payment. (Deuteronomy 15:3) –Correction: Do not “slut shame”; do not demonize or harass people just because they have a higher libido than you. Only fine and demand payment from deviants who do things the High King does not enjoy seeing or hearing.
The creditor must not forcibly take collateral. (Deuteronomy 24:10) –Correction: Only the ICVs can take things by force, though they can delegate this to a lesser extent to races/forces allied with them, such as most Elves.
Return the collateral to the debtor when it is needed. (Deuteronomy 24:13) –Correction: When making a risky agreement, such as one involving collateral, do your best to ensure you are not being set up into a scam specifically designed to trick you into losing that collateral. Any ICV can mindread and area-scan for you to help determine what is the case.
Not to delay returning the collateral when it is needed. (Deuteronomy 24:12) –Correction: Often, the only appropriate collateral is females the High King regards as sexy, as that caliber of female naturally does not mind being offered/traded, rather/actually being excited by it, as it shows they are highly valued.
Not to demand collateral from a widow. (Deuteronomy 24:17) –Correction: It doesn’t matter if a woman lost her husband or not; if she made an arrangement, she is obligated to honor her word.
Not to demand as collateral utensils needed for preparing food. (Deuteronomy 24:6) –Correction: Do not deprive someone of the ability to prepare their own meals.
Not to lend with interest within the community. (Leviticus 25:37) –Correction: Be fair to the people in your community who are part of your community; trade with and help each other so that your community bonds and remains strong.
Not to borrow with interest. (Deuteronomy 23:20) –Correction: If you are in a situation in which the only options are to accept a loan the lender intends to collect both repayment and interest on, you need to relocate ASAP; do not stay where humans are trying to pressure you to not only repay them, but to pay them interest.
Not to play any role in an interest loan. (Exodus 22:24) –Correction: Every time a human betrays you / breaks the contract you made with him/her, stop any upcoming/future payments to that evil being; the deal is off the moment they break their word to you.
Lend to, and borrow from, idolaters at interest. (Deuteronomy 23:21) –Correction: Sex workers, as long as they are attractive to the High King, shall be treated the same fair way everyone else who is good is treated. If you charge someone more just because he/she is a sex worker, as long as they are attractive to the High King, you are committing extortion.
The court must carry out the laws of the plaintiff (a person who brings a case against another in a court of law), admitter, or denier. (Exodus 22:8) –Correction: All humans who make claims / press charges against anyone else shall be mindread and otherwise investigated by an ICV, as humans so far have chosen to be dishonorable, ruthless, relentless, and deadly, if not fully evil.
Carry out the laws of the order of inheritance. (Numbers 27:8) –Correction: Since inheritance was wrongfully withheld from the High King, everything is now his inheritance; everyone, everyone’s money, everyone’s property, you name it.
Appoint judges. (Deuteronomy 16:18) –Correction: Only the High King can appoint someone to be a judge. While Outlanders may claim they have legitimate judges, no judge is legitimate until the High King says he/she is.
Not to appoint judges who are not familiar with judicial procedure. (Deuteronomy 1:17) –Correction: Any judge who is not well-versed in Inisfreean law is unfit to judge/sentence.
Decide by majority in case of disagreement. (Exodus 23:2) –Correction: Never decide by majority; voting is so easily manipulated/misused/abused by humans who have always used “democracy” and “numbers” to their unfair/evil advantage. Humans have always taken advantage of democracies/voting. Decide based on evidence, logic, and fairness, not what the masses want.
The court must not execute through a majority of one, but at least a majority of two is required. (Exodus 23:2) –Correction: Only Inisfreeans (ICVs) can legally take life, such as in executions, though they can delegate this extreme authority to those allied with the High King. For example, an Elf is usually free to execute/kill any bad human who trespasses too close for comfort to any pristine wilderness, especially if there is a World Tree there.
A judge who presents a case for acquittal (to see if the person accused of a crime can go free, not necessarily because that person is found innocent, but at least that there was insufficient evidence to confirm that person committed that crime) must not present an argument for conviction in capital cases. (Exodus 23:2) –Correction: If you request that someone be acquitted, you shall not then/later reverse yourself, though you should always hand over new evidence to the authorities (ICVs) if new evidence might warrant the accused not being acquitted.
The court must carry out the death penalty of stoning. (Deuteronomy 22:24) –Correction: Stoning anyone shall only be done if that person is guilty of stoning an innocent/good being.
The court must carry out the death penalty of burning. (Leviticus 20:14) –Correction: Setting anyone on fire until he/she burns to death shall only be done if that person is guilty of burning someone to death.
The court must carry out the death penalty of the sword. (Exodus 21:20) –Correction: Stabbing someone with a sword shall only be done if that person is guilty of stabbing an innocent/good being with a sword.
The court must carry out the death penalty of strangulation. (Leviticus 20:10) –Correction: Strangling anyone until he/she suffocates to death shall only be done if that person is guilty of likewise strangling/suffocating an innocent/good being.
The court must hang those stoned for blasphemy or idolatry. (Deuteronomy 21:22) –Correction: Hanging anyone shall only be done if that person is guilty of hanging an innocent/good being.
Bury the executed on the day they were killed. (Deuteronomy 21:23) –Correction: Don’t leave corpses in the open air as they begin to decompose.
Not to delay the burial overnight. (Deuteronomy 21:23) –Correction: You can use cold-storage, such as in a morgue, to preserve corpses until the time they can be properly buried.
The court must not let the sorcerer live. (Exodus 22:17) –Correction: If you kill someone just because they can do magic/sorcery, you –and possibly your entire bloodline, but at least everyone who likes/supports you– shall be killed for persecuting/harming magical people –and preferably killed via the magic of the sorcerer or other magical person you targeted.
The court must flog (beat with a whip or stick) the wrongdoer. (Deuteronomy 25:2) –Correction: Flogging anyone shall only be done if that person is guilty of flogging an innocent/good being.
The court must not exceed the prescribed number of lashes. (Deuteronomy 25:3) –Correction: Do not whip a guilty human more than that human can withstand before falling unconscious, even if it is an unruly slave-girl who keeps doing evil/wrong; only whip the person enough to get the point across, then let him/her fully recover/heal before administering any other mark-/wound-leaving punishment.
The court must not kill anybody on circumstantial evidence. (Exodus 23:7) –Correction: All evidence is hearsay/unconfirmed until an ICV reviews the matter. Humans lied way too often to ever allow the “evidence” they submit/claim to be trusted.
The court must not punish anybody who was forced to commit a crime. (Deuteronomy 22:26) –Correction: (none needed; duh)
The judge must not pity the murderer or assaulter at the trial. (Deuteronomy 19:13) –Correction: Even though humans are pitiful, they are not pitiable; they knowingly lie and cause all their own problems, alienating all good beings, resulting in the lands the humans are on becoming cursed and barren –not by those they alienated, whom stopped helping maintain the fertility/abundance of those lands, but by the very/”toxic” mind-energy those bad humans keep emitting from themselves, which always causes things to petrify into rocks/stones, becoming barren, for the same reason it is said some “hearts turn to stone” (i.e. why some people realize they should never again be helpful to those who knowingly wronged them).
The judge must not have mercy on the poor man at the trial. (Leviticus 19:15) –Correction: If you are poor and do something evil (not something out of desperation, which would be forgivable), then you shall face sentencing the same way anyone else does. If you are not related to females the High King would regard as sexy, thus you cannot surrender such as payment for your crime / of your fine, then an ICV or other clever being shall determine how to extract something of equivalent/similar value from you.
The judge must not respect the great man at the trial. (Leviticus 19:15) –Correction: Politicians, celebrities, and other famous people, or people who have power through clout/influence, shall be tried the same way anyone else is –and in our system (the/this final/permanent/eternal one), having more money won’t help you, as we don’t allow lawyers; the ICVs simply read all minds, and do supplemental investigating, then deciding what is just, based on the will of the High King.
The judge must not decide unjustly the case of the habitual transgressor. (Exodus 23:6) –Correction: A first offense often warrants a warning, a second offense often warrants having one attractive female temporarily confiscated, a third offense often warrants more females being confiscated for longer, and crimes involving knowingly wronging/harming someone the High King cares about often warrant the death penalty plus torture in Hell.
The judge must not pervert justice. (Leviticus 19:15) –Correction: Unless the High King approves, whatever is in question is perverted; there is no justice without the approval of the High King; the High King must regard enforcement/corrections procedures as appropriate before they are actually just.
The judge must not pervert a case involving a convert or an orphan. (Deuteronomy 24:17) –Correction: Orphans should be offered the choice of getting a house and farm of their own, joining an organization interested in recruiting/having them, or helping think up an alternative “next step/chapter” for their lives.
Judge righteously. (Leviticus 19:15) –Correction: Do everything for the right reasons. When unsure, ask the nearest ICV.
The judge must not fear a violent man in judgment. (Deuteronomy 1:17) –Correction: If you are afraid the being you are judging/sentencing will retaliate against you, alert an ICV; ICVs are invincible, and can keep perfect watch over all Creation, especially when alerted to where/whom they might want to focus on for any amount of time.
Judges must not accept bribes. (Exodus 23:8) –Correction: No one should accept a bribe, but haggling and favors are fine; whatever does not break the laws of the High King is probably okay.
Judges must not accept testimony unless both parties are present. (Exodus 23:1) –Correction: Individuals and groups can testify in private if they feel their lives are at risk for being “whistleblowers”.
Not to curse judges. (Exodus 22:27) –Correction: Cursing/cussing is not that big a deal, though it should not be used to annoy or distract people studying a case to make a fair decision.
Not to curse the head of state. (Exodus 22:27) –Correction: If you say anything bad about the High King or anyone he appoints, you might lose your right/ability to ever speak again.
Not to curse a deaf person. (Leviticus 19:14) –Correction: If you communicate nonverbally anything bad about the High King or anyone he appoints, you might lose your right/ability to communicate that way ever again.
Anyone who knows evidence must testify at a trial. (Leviticus 5:1) –Correction: You don’t have to hand over evidence just because you have it; always do your best to make sure the police, court/judge, and lawyers are good beings first. Never surrender evidence or anything else to any bad/evil beings.
Carefully interrogate the witness. (Deuteronomy 13:15) –Correction: Let ICVs handle interrogations. If it makes sense for you to participate in interrogating someone, the ICV in charge of that questioning session/process will let you know.
A witness must not serve as a judge in capital crimes. (Numbers 35:30) –Correction: Witnesses are not always available, but their testimony (when truthful –and ICVs will always know if it is truthful) shall never be banned from “due process”, whether the alleged crime is of the capital level or not.
Not to accept testimony from a lone witness. (Deuteronomy 19:15) –Correction: There is no reason to reject the statement of someone just because he/she is by his/herself. Always go based on vibes and truth, not numbers/majority.
Transgressors must not testify. (Exodus 23:1) –Correction: Just because you did something bad once… does not mean your word is worthless on other matters. Let those who are truthful testify, regardless of their background/past. Only bar the chronic liars (such as Christians and most other modern humans) from making testimonies/claims (and especially from being able to make accusations or press charges).
The litigant’s relatives cannot testify. (Deuteronomy 24:16) –Correction: Relatives can testify if they were directly involved in the matter.
Not to testify falsely. (Exodus 20:13) –Correction: If you committed perjury against the High King, you will be tortured to death, and if the court accepted your perjury, especially if it knew you were being dishonest, it shall be burned to the ground with the judge (who accepted your perjury) inside.
Do to the false witness what he tried to do to the defendant. (Deuteronomy 19:19) –Correction: When someone commits perjury / lies about someone to others, especially in a court run by an ICV, the perjurer/offender, not the accused, shall be incarcerated on the spot. The entire bloodline of the perjurer / wrongful-accuser might also be best examined/audited, seeing if that evil/dishonorable blood/trait runs in his/her family.
Act according to the rulings of the high court. (Deuteronomy 17:11) –Correction: There is no authority higher than the High King’s.
Not to deviate from a legal discussion. (Deuteronomy 17:11) –Correction: Don’t change the subject when those gathered intend to continue discussing the current topic/matter.
Not to add to the Torah commandments or their oral explanations. (Deuteronomy 13:1) –Correction: The High King can amend/update/revise/refine all these laws / any books as he senses fit; whenever he can tell it is time to.
Not to diminish any commandments from the Torah, in whole or in part. (Deuteronomy 13:1) –Correction: Humans do not have any authority/right to draft or enforce their own laws/rules/regulations/guidelines/codes –unless an ICV specifically tells them which laws/rules/etc. they have a right to.
Not to curse your father and mother. (Exodus 21:17) –Correction: Curse your parents or anyone else who deserves it. Never pardon/tolerate someone/evil just because of how closely they are related to you.
Not to strike your father and mother. (Exodus 21:15) –Correction: Strike your parents in self-defense if you must; some parents are violently abusive and lacked a proper upbringing, and it may be that no one ever felt it mattered to get in their faces about it, so it might be entirely on you. Unruly young brats getting a spanking here and there from moderate/wise/normal parents, of course, should not retaliate.
Respect your father and mother. (Exodus 20:12) –Correction: Respect only those who deserve/earn respect. Good parents naturally deserve respect. Shitty parents do not. Never respect someone just because they reproduced or are in a position of some meager amount of authority.
Fear your father and mother. (Leviticus 19:3) –Correction: If you fear your parents, you are in the wrong household and need to find a way to get out (live on your own, or with someone else).
Not to behave like the rebellious son as described in the Torah. (Deuteronomy 21:20) –Correction: Anyone who is mistreated should rebel. The perfect example is anyone having to live in the USA during its 100% evil attempt to promote disgusting degeneracies such as queers and trans freaks; deviants who harm themselves and don’t care about how they make normal/healthy people feel.
Mourn for relatives—even priests. (Leviticus 10:19) –Correction: Only mourn when you genuinely feel sad about something. Never pretend to be sad / in mourning.
The High Priest must not defile himself for any relatives. (Leviticus 21:11) –Correction: Holy people should not interact with lesser/evil beings, except to drive those bad creatures out of places/realms. Remember that what defiles a person is defined very different by good beings such as the High King. For example, a bad being such a dishonest human would say that normal full-body interaction between a priest and others is defilement, but a good being such as an Inisfreean knows that an attractive female wearing clothes which hide/cover her beauty is a form of defilement, and trying to shame or scare people compatible with the High King out of interacting naturally with him and/or one another is another form of defilement.
The High Priest must not enter under the same roof as a corpse. (Leviticus 21:11) –Correction: Keep corpses as isolated from most living people (other than morticians, etc.) as possible.
A priest must not defile himself for anyone other than his relatives. (Leviticus 21:1) –Correction: Don’t accept abuse or defilement from anyone. It shouldn’t matter if they are related to you. Defilement, as the High King has defined it, is always wrong.
Appoint a king from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:15) –Correction: Only the High King can appoint other kings, and all other kings (and any royals) are subordinate to him.
Not to appoint a convert. (Deuteronomy 17:15) –Correction: Converts are fine for any appointment, so long as they meet the requirements for the given appointment.
The king must not have too many wives. (Deuteronomy 17:17) –Correction: Each man is slightly different, and the number of wives he has is largely up to him and him alone.
The king must not have too many horses. (Deuteronomy 17:16) –Correction: Quantify vague concepts such as “too many”; do not write unclear laws which can easily be interpreted in vastly different ways by well-meaning people.
The king must not have too much silver and gold. (Deuteronomy 17:17) –Correction: When humans hoard things, it is best to send either an ICV to disintegrate most/all of it, or a dragon to burn down the structure and nest/rest upon any valuables which survive the blaze.
Destroy the seven Canaanite nations. (Deuteronomy 20:17) –Correction: Destroy any human nation or other organization which is in any way against the High King.
Not to let any of them remain alive. (Deuteronomy 20:16) –Correction: Never let an evil human whom the Inisfreeans have found guilty of a capital crime survive.
Blot out the memory of Amalek. (Deuteronomy 25:19) –Correction: Do not lie about the past; teach true history, not what you wish history was. (Some things on this website might seem to go against this, but remember this website is a vision board intended to eventually manifest/correct things, not an attempt to rewrite all history.)
Remember what Amalek did to the Jewish people. (Deuteronomy 25:17) –Correction: Don’t let any one human demographic/nationality whine for extra attention or special consideration.
Not to forget their atrocities and ambush on our journey from Egypt in the desert. (Deuteronomy 25:19) –Correction: Remember all the rudeness and heartlessness of the humans whom the High King was exceptionally/amazingly patient with and charitable to; never trust humans again; trust has always empowered/enabled and been abused by them.
Not to dwell permanently in Egypt. (Deuteronomy 17:16) –Correction: The citizens of Nod, and any Naga or others who rule the underground lairs/layers/levels beneath Egypt, shall of course be free to indefinitely dwell there, excepting only when the land-itself-incarnate (when Egypt appears in a humanoid form, so long as that body/form is agreeable to the High King) appears and communicates to the High King its desire that someone who has been on/in Egypt a long time no longer remain there.
Offer peace terms to the residents of a city under siege and treat them according to the Torah if they accept surrender terms. (Deuteronomy 20:10) –Correction: Only offer peace terms to reputable beings who deserve such. Never offer peace to beings who have always abused agreements/freedoms/powers.
Not to offer peace to Ammon and Moab while besieging them. (Deuteronomy 23:7) –Correction: The new Moab (in the USA), like so many cities made by modern humans, should be besieged or otherwise kept struggling, thereby preventing those bad beings from being able to create any more urban sprawl than they already have.
Not to destroy fruit trees even during a siege. (Deuteronomy 20:19) –Correction: Do your best to protect innocent creatures, such as healthy plants which are not poisonous.
Prepare latrines outside the camps. (Deuteronomy 23:13) –Correction: Don’t piss or shit so much in one place that it becomes a source of stench or health concerns.
Prepare a shovel for each soldier to dig with. (Deuteronomy 23:14) –Correction: Make sure you take a shovel and other useful tools/items with you anytime you go out from civilization.
Appoint a priest to speak to the soldiers during war. (Deuteronomy 20:2) –Correction: Legitimate/good military units are those approved of by the High King, and such should always have attached/assigned to them at least one priestess he has appointed. A Registered Companion is an excellent candidate for such a priestess-ship / role.
A newly married man who has built a home or planted a vineyard is exempt from the military to rejoice with his wife. (Deuteronomy 24:5) –Correction: Don’t draft/pressgang people into military service, and don’t pressure people into prematurely getting married / cohabitating and “settling down” just to avoid military service. (This became a common problem for many troops in the USA military; Marines and others sometimes made unethical arrangements with strippers just so they could move off-base to avoid weekly room-cleaning and inspections.)
Not to conscript or involve the newly married man in military or communal service. (Deuteronomy 24:5) –Correction: Communes, like human cities, are only allowed to be built / remain when the High King reviews and approves of them, and no community or civilization which harbors beings the High King does not like shall be allowed to remain.
Not to panic and retreat during battle. (Deuteronomy 20:3) –Correction: Panic happens. Retreats are sometimes logical to regroup and possibly best an enemy later. Do your best, do what works, and try to keep as many in your force/unit alive as you can.
Carry out the laws of captive women. (Deuteronomy 21:11) –Correction: It is good for all attractive women to occasionally be incarcerated just so their nature/essence is stirred/respected via being completely caged/dominated. Just don’t keep them there until they become so sexually frustrated that they go insane.
Not to sell her into slavery. (Deuteronomy 21:14) –Correction: Sell as many attractive females into slavery as you can; it is good for all involved parties in so many ways / on so many levels. You can keep your favorite females if they are behaving well; as subordinates loyal to you would behave.
613. Not to retain her for servitude after having relations with her. (Deuteronomy 21:14) –Correction: It is best to test-fuck and often-fuck all slaves who are attractive females. Not fucking them whenever you can is a waste of their womanhood/gifts, and a disrespect to various deities/powers. Whenever a female slave does well when you are fucking her, obviously you should retain/keep her, that she gradually learn more and more about how to please and positively-surprise you sexually. Never get rid of a sexually-talented (normal) female just because you fucked her once; that would be madness/retardation/wasteful.

If you didn’t know it was me, you are impure/evil.
If you didn’t know how to treat me the way I wanted to be treated, you are impure/evil.
If you got mad at me for any reason, especially if you didn’t explain why and then accept me correcting your thinking, you are impure/evil.
All cities and nations which let such “people” (barbarians/evildoers) live in them, while denying me help/shelter, shall be destroyed, never to return.
Do not wear a yarmulke to show respect to god; wear whatever Auz would want you to, since he is God.
All who paid for halal shall have halal done to them.
All who paid for pork shall be gas chamber caged to death just like the pigs they ate were.
All cities and bases with people who were rude to me shall be carpet-bombed.

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The 48 Laws of Power:
(corrected/rewritten, because this book was blatant rewording of xian BS; insecure and disreputable beta thinking which promotes mediocrity and leads to corruption)

Law 1: Never Outshine the Master: Ensure that those above you always feel superior. Go out of your way to make your bosses look better and feel smarter than anyone else. Everyone is insecure, but an insecure boss can retaliate more strongly than others can.
Correction: (Only) Work for/with Mature People: Don’t work for an insecure loser or an unstable potential threat to you.
Someone who is insecure, or would get upset at you for “outshining” him/her, is no master at all.
Don’t be where people expect or pressure you to not fully utilize your abilities.
If your boss is insecure, he/she doesn’t deserve to be a boss.
Do not accept work from insecure people.
Do not enable insecure people by working for / helping them.
If you are watering yourself down so as to not show the fullness of your talents, yoy are being false to your master, thus dishonest and disreputable to him/her.
A real master would want his/her employee/student to one day know all he/she has tried to teach them; to one day become the teacher/master.
Seek the masters who want you to eventually outshine them, otherwise you aren’t growing and the world is not progressing.
Masters, seek students who will eventually outshine you, otherwise you are amassing puppets/minions, not students.
The goal should be progress beyond what each previous generation can imagine / could do, not for every generation to merely mimic/parrot and continue whatever was already done. *This is not to say change for the sake of changing; whatever is done correctly, continue, but where there is room and reason for innovation, innovate. (Prime example: gender confusion / sex-change operations is stupid pointless harmful change, but discovering cleaner energy sources is good regardless of how entrenched the obsolete industries may have become.)
Law 2: Never Put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn How to Use Enemies: Keep a close eye on your friends — they get envious and will undermine you. If you co-opt an enemy, he’ll be more loyal than a friend because he’ll try harder to prove himself worthy of your trust.
Correction: Know What a Real Friend/Asset Is: If they get envious of you, they were never your friends.
Anyone who undermines you is not a friend.
Do not suffer an enemy to live, excepting only in rare cases where you have total awareness and control of the situation, and are able to clandestinely keep one enemy holding off another; “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” is somewhat poorly worded, but you get the idea; when one enemy fights another enemy of yours, only in those times is such an enemy tolerable.
If you do not know for sure you can trust people, you do not yet have actual friends. Get some.
Law 3: Conceal Your Intentions: Always hide your true intentions. Create a smokescreen. If you keep people off-balance and in the dark, they can’t counter your efforts.
Correction: Be Where You Do Not Need to Pretend to Be Someone You Are Not: If you feel pressure to hide who you really are / what you really want, you are in the presence of incompatible people, thus you should leave or destroy them.
Always mislead incompatible people so they do not attack you as often, but always strive to base yourself away from such lowly fools.
Law 4: Always Say Less than Necessary: Say little and be ambiguous, leaving the meaning to others to interpret. The less you say, the more intimidating and powerful you are.
Correction: Say However Much is Necessary in Each Situation: Say whatever you feel like; be yourself, speaking little when you do not feel a need to speak as much, and vice versa. Whether you say few words or many, some humans will misinterpret your words –sometimes even intentionally and even when it is only to their own detriment.
Do not hold yourself back in hopes of indirectly intimidating lowly creatures such as humans. They feel intimidated due to their raging insecurities and evil essences, anyway.
Law 5: So Much Depends on Reputation — Guard It with Your Life: Nurture and guard your reputation because reputation is integral to power. With a strong reputation, you can influence and intimidate others.
Correction: Don’t Worry About Reputation: Reputation means nothing to many humans, for they disregard even their own heroes and geniuses, so do not worry about maintaining a reputation or anything else, for humans will destroy those things, at least in their own lie-filled fraudulent/dishonest records system/s.
If you are amongst people who require intimidation to persuade or otherwise influence them, you are wasting your time with primitive losers who are straining you by sapping your energy excessively.
Go where your time and energy are valued and appropriately responded to.
When people around you care more about your background check / reputation or gossip about you, they are fools, dangerous, and to be avoided; good people note vibes and how things are going “in the now”.
If you are a fuckup (evil being), “your reputation will precede you”, sure, but current intention matters a lot more; imagine how inefficient/wasteful people would be if they always approved “shady” people just because they were said to have had a decent reputation, and always denied/refused people fully intending to help out… just because those people may have been said to have a bad reputation. Pay attention to vibes instead/more.
When you are around people you feel you must guard your reputation from, you around evil masses who may as well be hostile NPCs in a video game.
Law 6: Create an Air of Mystery: Be outrageous or create an aura of mystery. Any attention — positive or negative — is better than being ignored. Attention brings you wealth.
Correction: Attention is Not Always Good: Do not be an attention seeker/whore, and know that sometimes being ignored (i.e. “under the radar”) is far better than having any attention at all, especially around primitive insecure needy dishonest beasts such as humans.
Mystery exists whether you actively try to create a sense of it or not; everyone focuses on his/her own life/vicinity, thus is ignorant of at least portions of all other beings, having to study and deduce to figure much out about everyone/thing they encounter.
Those who try to seem or be mysterious are easily identified by their fraud vibe, and sane beings always walk on by, disregarding excessive/pointless mystery/showiness.
Law 7: Get Others to Do the Work for You, but Always Take the Credit: Get others to do your work for you. Use their skill, time, and energy to further your ambitions while taking full credit. You’ll be admired for your efficiency.
Correction: Only Take Due Credit: If you take credit for other’s work, you are a traitor and will always be abandoned, as you should be.
Only take credit for what you did. Be a grownup, so to speak; be honest.
Taking credit for other’s work obviously contradicts “Law 5: Reputation” –unless you are aiming to build a reputation of dishonesty, disloyalty, and ruthlessness.
No sane person admires someone who is clearly refusing to give credit where due. No sane person thinks an abusive boss is praiseworthy for efficiency.
The only efficiency which comes from taking undeserved credit is being efficient in ruining your own reputation and employee retention.
Law 8: Make Other People Come to You — Use Bait if Necessary: Make your opponent come to you. When you force others to act, you’re in control. Bait them, then attack.
Correction: Do Not Recruit: Do not exert any effort in trying to get others to come to you, for then you are wasting energy attracting incompatibles; instead, see who comes to you naturally, how they vibe, if they are there to help or hurt/hinder you, and so on.
If you have to bait someone to come to you, they aren’t “your people”, and you are “shooting yourself in the foot” by increasing the proximity of an enemy/risk/fool.
Most enemies are so stupid, at least when human, that they will poison and destroy themselves out of your way, so ignore and avoid them as long as it takes.
When disreputable/”toxic” people show up, know that you are being targeted by their lowly kind, and that all other people in the area are choosing to let you be threatened/harmed, thus all in that place are you enemies.
When helpful polite people show up (and you will know them, just like you will know the truth about everyone, by their actions beyond words), know that you are in a safe place where people share your values.
People who show up and refuse to introduce themselves are showing you they are spoiled, have no class/manners, and are bait attempting to stall or derail you; avoid these “people” / non-people.
Law 9: Win Through Your Actions, Never Through Argument: Demonstrate your point rather than arguing. Arguing rarely changes anyone’s mind, but people believe what they see. They’re also less likely to be offended.
Correction: (none needed here; the author somehow managed to get this one correct)
Law 10: Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky: Avoid miserable people. The perpetually miserable spread misery like an infection, and they’ll drown you in it.
Correction: Avoid Humans Who Cause Their Own Problems, and Do Not Confuse Bad Luck or Unhappiness with a Bad Mindset: There is nothing wrong with people who are unhappy when dealing with abuse/bullshit/hardship, and there is nothing wrong with people who have times of what seems like bad luck.
Some people are targeted by insecure bullies who are abusing their power.
All emotions can be valid, obviously including sadness.
Unluckiness is a thing, and it is not someone’s fault, as it is circumstance; it is something coming from beyond them, not their own doing.
Yes, some people are “toxic” (always negative, no matter how well/appropriately things are going) and create drama for no reason, and demonize or try to shame others even when those others are innocent, but this is not the same thing as someone who feels sad or temporarily unlucky.
Law 11: Learn to Keep People Dependent on You: Make your superior dependent on you. The more she needs you, the more security and freedom you have to pursue your goals.
Correction: Uplift Those Who Deserve It: If you are just regurgitating the current/obsolete system of keeping everyone weak, struggling, desperate, etc., you are no better than a relay node or mindless NPC.
If the people you are around are so dangerous that you feel you must always keep them weak/dependent, then you have amassed only risks/problems/liabilities, thus you are a self-harming/hindering fool.
Job security is one thing, but always trying to keep others reliant upon you will eventually overburden both them and you; it is an unstable system, and unstable systems are a huge distraction and eventually cause cataclysm.
The more others depend on you, the less they feel well/destressed, thus the more health problems and distractions from their tasking/work they will have/develop, thus the less freedom you will have; you’ll always be busy solving all their problems, providing for those who would otherwise have become able to provide for themselves, etc..
When a boss only pays wages sufficient to keep his/her employees desperate for every hour they can work, he isn’t keeping them dependent on him; he is guaranteeing they network and bond with others who will team up to help them switch to a better job, sometimes without notice.
When a boss pays and compensates his/her employees better than how much all competitors are paying, and not just barely more, only then are those employees likely to continue working for him/her; they will find out if the bare minimum is being done to keep them, or if they are actually valued.
Law 12: Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm Your Victim: Use honesty and generosity to disarm and distract others from your schemes. Even the most suspicious people respond to acts of kindness, leaving them vulnerable to manipulation.
Correction: Don’t Waste Time Trying to Sweettalk Evildoers: When you are around scum who always imagine/allege evils are being done, that is because they are evil, thus nothing you say or otherwise do for them will “disarm” them; they will always see bad where there is none, thus always be a threat to you and anyone else who is good/innocent.
If you have to scheme/conspire, hiding your true self and/or work, you are with dangerously incompatible losers, and you need to relocate if you cannot destroy them.
If you have to manipulate those you are around, you are around the wrong people. Stop being an idiot.
Law 13: When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest, Never to their Mercy or Gratitude: When you need help from someone in a position of power, appeal to their self-interest. They’ll be glad to help if they’ll get something in return, and you’ll get what you want without seeming desperate or irritating.
Correction: Don’t Be Around People Who Ignore Your Needs: If you are around people who don’t care about you or your circumstances, and who are not merciful to those who deserve mercy, and who are not grateful to those who have earned gratitude, you are around scum.
If you try to appeal to someone’s self-interest, you are taking the salesman approach, and that vibe will be easily detected by intelligent beings.
Only a complete dumbass, such as the author of The 48 Laws of Power, would ever advise people to do things which are always easily spotted by just noting vibes and subtleties.
Law 14: Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy: Be friendly, sympathetic, and interested to get people to reveal their deepest thoughts and feelings. When you know your opponent’s secrets, you can predict his behavior and control him.
Correction: It is Not Possible to Pose as a Friend: Again, vibes reveal all. If you are spying, that will be sensed, or at least figured out. Only a friend is a friend. Someone who is posing as something… is only a poser. Being a poser doesn’t work, at least around intelligent people.
You should not care if people reveal their deepest thoughts/feelings. You should care about being genuine, and getting away from anyone who is posing/disingenuous/”fake”.
If you are around people you feel you must spy on, forecast, and control, you are foolishly exhausting yourself.
Law 15: Crush Your Enemy Totally: Crush your enemy completely. If you leave even one ember smoldering, it will eventually ignite. You can’t afford to be lenient.
Correction: You Can Wait for Enemies to Crush Themselves: Those whose essence/nature is to attack/harm, if left alone / isolated / quarantined / avoided, will eventually turn on their own kind, even themselves. It is far more effective to let them expose, undermine, and end themselves than trying to battle/war with those whose essence is to do those things; those whose nature is to create good things… struggle and become fatigued when diverting from their purpose/calling in order to do the kind of “side questing” that all conflicts with incompatible beings are, plus those conflict/drama-based beings thrive the more energy/input/resistance you give them, so starve them of those things they clearly gravitate to, leaving them no choice but to seek that from their own.
Law 16: Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor: Once you’ve become well-known, don’t wear out your welcome. The more you’re seen and heard from, the more you cheapen your brand.
Correction: Avoid the Unwelcoming, and Be Cautious of Invitations Until You Know the Inviters: You won’t wear out your welcome when you are with compatible people.
If you can tell the people you are around no longer like you being there, they are incompatible, and should be avoided from that point on, if not destroyed.
When you are well-known by someone or a group of people, if they ever start to react negatively to you, they are incompatible/bad.
The more people who are compatible with you see and hear from you, the more they will feel you are reliable, and the happier they will be that you like spending lots of time with them.
Compatible (with you) people don’t tire of you; they love that they have found/met a kindred spirit.
Law 17: Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability: Throw others off balance and unnerve them with random, unpredictable acts. You’ll gain the upper hand.
Correction: Terrorism is Only for the Enemy: If you terrorize everyone, you are a fool and a tyrant.
If you are around people you feel require constant fear to keep under control, you are a fool staying far too close to incompatible beings; enemies.
If you are always unpredictable/unreliable, you are nothing more than a loose cannon.
You should never unnerve everyone, only enemies.
You will never gain a true upper hand if you alienate innocent/compatible people.
Law 18: Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself – Isolation is Dangerous: Never isolate yourself when under pressure. This cuts you off from information you need, and when real danger arises you won’t see it coming.
Correction: Isolation is a Key Step Which Led to All Greatness: Try to think of a single great person in history who did not spend at least a few years completely isolated out in the wild, such as in a cave or secret training, blocking or avoiding all “static” from the mindless masses, thereby becoming able to have his/her own ideas, and then being disciplined enough to write them down, meditate on them, edit/revise them, and so on.
Everyone who ever did anything great… was able to remain stable and productive, not to mention self-sustaining, when alone.
Fortresses, also, were made for good reason; to keep out idiotic masses. Always build a fortress when incompatible people are close enough to annoy/harm/rob you.
If you are being put under pressure, such as by bullies/fools, hiding/isolating from them is the best way to exhaust/starve/disinterest them.
Almost all the information you need can come from within; your inner voice; your instincts, and signs out in nature.
You won’t see real danger coming if you mindlessly gravitate to bad advice such as that just given in “law 18” by this shitty author (Robert Greene).
You won’t see real danger coming if you have never isolated long enough to know the difference between your real instincts / helpful signs… and the always-evil/wrong masses.
Cowardly people stay in their herd/masses/mainstream. Wise people effortlessly leave such groups whenever they can tell it is a good time to be alone/undistracted; to receive the latest good idea without interference/pestering.
Nothing is more dangerous than doubting/fearing yourself; if you are scared of isolating, you are unstable and dependent on / addicted to the masses, thus you need to condition yourself to be better than that.
Law 19: Know Who You’re Dealing With – Do Not Offend the Wrong Person: When attempting to deceive someone, know who you’re dealing with, so you don’t waste your time or stir up a hornets’ nest in reaction.
Correction: Don’t Be Around People Who Take Offense: It doesn’t matter if people get offended; what matters is that you respect yourself enough to not suffer the company/presence of anyone so incompatible with / misinformed about you that they are even offended by anything you say/do.
How ironic that the author (Robert Greene) knows nothing of who he is dealing with, having written such a bad book full of wrong advice. How ironic that he has offended the most powerful beings of all. How idiotic that he thinks he can deceive those who always easily feel/note vibes. How ironic that he wasted now decades of his life.
Law 20: Do Not Commit to Anyone: Don’t commit to any side or cause except yourself. By maintaining your independence, you remain in control — others will vie for your attention. You also have the ability to pit the sides against each other.
Correction: Always Commit to Those Who Deserve Commitment: If you never commit to anyone, you are “shooting yourself in the foot” by stubbornly preventing yourself from forming a team/family/support structure. The author is, however, correct in part on this one; commit to yourself first. How bizarre/ironic, though, that so many of these other “laws” he thought up / wrote… are completely against committing to yourself; almost all of them are based on doubting yourself, fearing everyone, and making things as complicated as possible.
Law 21: Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker – Seem Dumber Than Your Mark: Make your intended victims feel as though they’re smarter than you are, and they won’t suspect you of having ulterior motives.
Correction: Play Dumb Only to Those Who are Dumb and Trying to Play You: Only act ignorant or gullible when your senses have detected the unmistakable vibe of a dangerous mindless conformist who is trying to get you to parrot what he/she is parroting.
Good people don’t have victims, but it is accurate to say that sometimes they encounter bad people who they have no choice but to regard as a “mark” until the good person has negotiated/controlled the situation.
Law 22: Use the Surrender Tactic: Transform Weakness into Power: When you’re weaker, surrender rather than fighting for the sake of honor. This gives you time to build strength and undermine your victor. You’ll win in the end.
Correction: Never Surrender, but You Can Pretend: There is no honor in surrendering when you are correct, but there is honor in outsmarting an evildoer, so you can feign defeat and acquiescence if it deceives an enemy.
As long as you are only faking defeat/surrender, you are technically still fighting, and that is good enough until you can overcome/destroy your enemy.
You will never win if you actually surrender. That said, do not resist merely for the sake of resisting; if you discover you were mistaken/wrong about something, be mature by admitting it. “Surrendering” is a term meant with regard to actual warfare; physical combat, not something that should be redefined or “twisted” to, “in a stretch”, apply to general interaction such as discussions.
Law 23: Concentrate Your Forces: Focus your resources and energies where you’ll have the most impact or get the most benefit. Otherwise, you’ll waste limited time and energy.
Correction: (none needed)
Law 24: Play the Perfect Courtier: Learn the rules of the society you’re playing in, and follow them to avoid attracting unfavorable attention. This includes appearing like a team player and being careful about criticizing diplomatically.
Correction: Do Not Parrot a Failed Society: If you waste time pretending you “fit in”, you may as well surrender or kill yourself.
Only learn the rules of the society which has people who share your values; who are compatible with you; who are right for you.
If you are getting attention you don’t like, you are in the wrong society/civilization. Do not bow/cater to the wrong society.
If you feel you should be careful when criticizing people, you are around immature unstable dangerous incompatible people. Mature people feel only gratitude when presented with logical/wise criticism.
Law 25: Re-Create Yourself: Create a powerful image that stands out, rather than letting others define you. Change your appearance and emotions to suit the occasion. People who seem larger than life attract admiration and power.
Correction: (none needed, except to say that people who seem “larger than life” obviously don’t attract just admiration and power; insecure “lapdogs” often target those stable grownups because it is the nature of the evil weaklings to try and shame health and strength into ending itself)
Law 26: Keep Your Hands Clean: You’ll inevitably make mistakes or need to take care of unpleasant problems. But keep your hands clean by finding others to do the dirty work, and scapegoats to blame.
Correction: Form a Team of People Who Defend You: If you regard some work as “dirty”, then you have already failed by letting brainwashing and wordplay corrupt your confidence/thinking/focus.
If you are in a society where people are so incompatible with you that you might need to blame-shift to others, you are in the wrong society/civilization. Move or take control of it.
Law 27: Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following: Offer people something to believe in and someone to follow. Promise the world but keep it vague; whip up enthusiasm. People will respond to a desperate need for belonging. Followers line your pockets, and your opponents are afraid to rile them.
Correction: Only Allow the Company of People Who Believe in You Already: Don’t try to “play” people into believing in you; if they don’t already see the value of your life’s trajectory, they aren’t “your people”.
Don’t use words with negative connotations, such as “cult”.
While having a single vision and leader is part of being focused and stable, you can work together as teammates; you don’t always have to be dominant / in charge. Not everyone is a natural submissive at heart; some will work with you much better if you regard them as what they are; treat submissives how submissives want to be treated, and treat equals how equals want to be treated –just never treat an enemy/incompatible how he/she wants to be treated, unless it is to deceive/seduce them.
Never “promise the world”; always promise less than what you know you can deliver, thus overdeliver in the ways you know will impress and cheer up your teammates/supporters.
Enthusiasm is something that can only be natural; you can’t “whip it up”.
If you are around people desperate to belong, make sure they are only feeling that way because they have been stuck for a long time amongst people who were incompatible with them; do not tolerate the presence of those who are simply desperate/clingy by default (e.g. Christians, Jews, Muslims, celebrities (actors/actresses; professional attention whores and liars), etc.).
Enemies (usually) are not afraid to piss off or fuck with your supporters, so don’t count on you having supporters as doubling as some sort of forcefield/deterrent.
Law 28: Enter Action with Boldness: When you act, do so boldly — and if you make mistakes, correct them with even greater boldness. Boldness brings admiration and power.
Correction: (none needed –though you don’t always need to be bold; you can just do things with a calm heart/mind)
Law 29: Plan All the Way to the End: Make detailed plans with a clear ending. Take into account all possible developments. Then don’t be tempted from your path. Otherwise, you risk being surprised and forced to react without time to think.
Correction: Do Not Think in a Terminal Way: There should be no end in your mind, other than the completion of each step/task.
“Make detailed plans with a clear ending” is another contradiction of the author (Robert Greene); in a previous “law”, he advised being vague, and in another “law” he said to be mysterious, not to mention “unpredictable”. He needs to reread his “laws” and make up his own mind.
It is not possible to take into account all possible developments; there is only so much each of us can think of; unexpected things can happen. Just do your best to make contingency/backup plans.
Even if you stay on your path, you might still be surprised at times along the way, and might still have to make tough/unpleasant choices/decisions.
Law 30: Make Your Accomplishments Seem Effortless: Make difficult feats seem effortless and you’ll inspire awe in others and seem powerful. By contrast, when you make too much of your efforts, your achievement will seem less impressive and you’ll lose respect.
Correction: It Should Not Matter to You How Your Accomplishments Seem: Just do the work that resonates with you, and if it seems effortless to some, whatever. Your focus should be your instinct/calling, not how you appear to others. Fuck them.
If you just live your life, and let things seem how they seem/are, you’ll have a lot more energy, rest, peace, and health.
Others will be more awed by you being honest/”real” than by you trying to make difficult accomplishments seem effortless.
Anyone who has ever undertaken anything will have some level of awareness of what is effortless and what is difficult, so it is foolish to try and deceive them.
People who only respect superhumans / superheroes are not the kind of people you should be hoping for the respect of; they’ll never respect you if ever they figure out that some things are difficult for you.
Law 31: Control the Options: Get Others to Play with the Cards You Deal: To deceive people, seem to give them a meaningful choice. But sharply limit their options to a few that work in your favor regardless of which they choose. Your victims will feel in control, but you’ll pull the strings.
Correction: Don’t See Everyone as a Victim: Once again, the author (Robert Greene) has such a toxic mindset, betraying/revealing his evil essence.
If you are around people you feel you must deceive or limit the choices/options of, you are not around “your people”, and need to move on to find or manifest your people; those who are compatible with you, thus who will support you without ever needing to be manipulated.
Law 32: Play to People’s Fantasies: Conjure up alluring fantasies in contrast to the gloomy realities of life, and people will flock to you. Spin the right tale and wealth and power will follow.
Correction: Face Reality; Be Objective: Escapism is a last resort, not a default; accept how things are, and use tools such as [humor within reason] and [“embracing the suck”] and [feeling accomplished after developing your own grit/stamina]. This is not to say you should accept bad situations/treatment; it means you should be realistic about your situation/s, thereby enabling yourself to correctly analyze and interpret them. “Conjuring alluring fantasies” is a waste of time. Even with how much money other authors who did that, such as J. K. Rowling, made from that approach, it still ultimately keeps them weak and misleads many others. Imagine how much better the Harry Potter series would have been if it had acknowledged actual magical people, and taught things that actually work/help, not fake spells and other gibberish.
I definitely “spun the right tale”, but it wasn’t just a tale, and so far… only “tongue-tied” primitives have shown up; you may have to endure a long initial time/phase of waiting for all the losers/scammers to run out of steam… before your spell/vision has become revised and complete enough to manifest appropriate encounters/people.
Do not expect being correct about something… to immediately generate only wealth and power.
Law 33: Discover Each Man’s Thumbscrew: Everyone has a weakness, a fear, or a need that can be used as a leverage point. Knowing these ‘thumbscrews’ can give you a significant advantage in negotiations or power dynamics.
Correction: Do Not Believe Sweeping Generalizations: Unless you know everyone, you cannot speak for everyone, so do not claim that everyone “does this” or “does that”; you do not know. Some might not have weaknesses. Some might be far beyond your level; you might be unable to find any leverage against some beings.
Also, do not just list a negative, or phrase things in a negative way; most people, if not everyone, also have positive “triggers”, and you would do well to instead finding and focusing on those, such as what matters to them, what inspires them, what thrills them, what satisfies them, what makes them appreciate or even love you, and so on.
Law 34: Be Royal in Your Own Fashion: Act Like a King to be Treated Like One: How you perceive yourself sets the bar for how others perceive you. By carrying yourself with dignity and demanding respect, you set a standard for how you should be treated.
Correction: Regarding Yourself One Way Will Not Always Trigger Others to Regard You That Way: It is healthy to think of yourself in a positive way, so long as that way is accurate.
It is wise to understand that how you think of yourself is not how others think of you. Just note how many slanderous loser peasants are out there slinging accusations left and right of all successful people being evil and pedophiles and war criminals.
You can demand respect all you like; humans are usually so evil that they will always disrespect you until you annihilate most of them, leaving them no choice but to respect you or be finished off.
Only allow respect if you deserve respect, but don’t ever expect people to give you respect just because you respect yourself. Many humans are mindless lapdogs to religion and other laughable failed systems; they will disrespect you anytime they notice you not mindlessly or cowardly parroting things like they do. Brace yourself.
Law 35: Master the Art of Timing: Understanding the perfect moment to act is critical in power dynamics. The same action can have drastically different outcomes at different times. Being patient and strategically waiting for the right moment can pay off in the long run.
Correction: (none needed)
Law 36: Disdain (see as unworthy) Things You Cannot Have: Ignoring Them Is the Best Revenge: Longing for things you cannot have is a sign of powerlessness. You demonstrate your power and control over your desires by showing disdain or ignoring them.
Correction: (none needed)
Law 37: Create Compelling Spectacles (a visually-striking performance/display): Creating memorable, dramatic spectacles can captivate an audience and capture their attention. This makes your power and influence more pronounced and memorable.
Correction: The Greatest Way to Captivate… is to Not Care if You Captivate: Nothing radiates confidence more than not caring who you appeal to. This is not to advice you to be apathetic in general; just focus on what matters to you, and if anyone happens to notice and like how you are progressing toward your goal/s, great. If not, no matter. Proceed. You don’t need to pause and “change gears” to brainstorm more ways of putting on shows/spectacles –unless, of course, your line of work is in show business.
Law 38: Think as You Like but Behave Like Others: If you want to fit in and gain power within a group, you must learn to behave like others in that group. Maintaining your own thoughts and ideas while outwardly conforming to the group’s norms can help you navigate social dynamics more effectively.
Correction: If You Have Dominant Blood, Always Be Yourself if You Can Be So Without Risk to Yourself: Don’t act in ways that will get you physically attacked by incompatible beings, such as carnivorous wildlife or dumbass humans, but never default to mimicking others. Mimicry might be regarded by some as “the highest form of flattery”, but why would you want to flatter everyone, especially beings as evil as most humans have chosen to be/remain?
You won’t gain power by fitting in.
The longer you try to fit in, the more you will be scrutinized. Eventually… even complete idiots will “sniff you out”.
Better to just be yourself, not waiting for others to gravitate to you, but embracing any who do for the right reason/s.
Law 39: Stir Up Waters to Catch Fish: Creating a little chaos can disrupt the status quo and provide you with opportunities to seize power. It’s important to remember that this is not about causing harm but creating a shift in power dynamics.
Correction: (none needed –though fishing is a primitive and negative analogy/practice; this “law” would be better-worded if said neutrally or positively, such as by rephrasing it as “Stir up waters when appropriate; to better-circulate oxygen and nutrients.”)
Law 40: Despise the Free Lunch: Anything that comes without a cost should be approached with caution. It could come with hidden strings or obligations that might compromise your power and independence in the long run.
Correction: Despise the Default Negative: Again, the author (Robert Greene) defaults to seeing and wording things in a bad/”toxic” way, showing how “toxic” he is. There is no reason to be cautious of things just because they are free; should refugees despise or be wary of help getting back on their feet? Should people about to drown be hesitant to accept the hand of a Coast Guard rescue swimmer? Of course not. Plenty of free things are good –maybe even miraculous relief you specifically asked for or needed and deserve. Take them.
Now, if something vibes as bait, obviously then you should be cautious and examine it, but that is not at all something that is free; if something is free, it doesn’t come with hidden “strings attached”.
Also, not everyone needs the kind of power this author keeps seeking and talking about; most people are naturally submissive, thus how effortlessly they are persuaded by any person or system at all, no matter how flawed those things are (e.g. anyone political, anyone religious, etc.). Most modern humans are so spoiled that they always seek a master –because having a leader/master, in their foolish mis-thinking, frees them from responsibility or tough choices.
Law 41: Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes: Following in the footsteps of a great person can often put you in their shadow. You need to forge your own path to assert your power and influence.
Correction: (none needed –but a little odd that this “law” is on the same list as “law 1”, the “law” all about making SURE to stay in the shadow of your “master”)
Law 42: Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep Will Scatter: Attacking a group leader can often disorient the rest of the members. This tactic, however, should be used sparingly and ethically, as it can lead to serious consequences if mishandled.
Correction: Don’t Expect a Surgical Strike to Scare Away Everyone: Do you have any idea how completely most humans are brainwashed to keep fighting anyone who is against the establishment/system/status quo? If you kill one of their leaders/authorities, do they not “saddle up” and spend a lot of their resources hunting you?
Don’t spit out sloppy or totally wrong analogies.
Know your enemy/target; not everyone behaves like helpless skittish sheep.
Law 43: Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others: Power is not just about brute force; it’s also about winning over hearts and minds. You can build a loyal and dedicated following by working on others’ emotions and perceptions.
Correction: You Don’t Need to Change Hearts or Minds: The people who are meant to team up with you will already have the same essence as you, thus share your values, thus need no teaching or persuading. You won’t need to recruit or convert them.
People you do have to spend time explaining things to / converting… are likely to one day get again converted/recruited by someone else, so are they really worth your trouble?
Building a loyal/dedicated following sounds logical at first, but it boils down to having not been around compatible people; when you are around people who think and live/love like you, you won’t need to build a thing; they’ll just like and stay with you, always enjoying your way/truth/vibe.
Law 44: Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect: Mimicking others can disarm them and can serve as a form of subtle mockery. This strategy can be used to unsettle your opponents and gain a psychological edge.
Correction: Cleverly Outmaneuver Your Enemies, Yes, but Do Not Add Risk to Yourself by Infuriating Them: Mimicry can work in different ways.
A pissed-off enemy is a more-dangerous enemy.
If you really want to “disarm” an enemy, don’t infuriate them; when people become enraged, they “take up arms”.
Law 45: Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform Too Much at Once: While change is necessary, too much change too quickly can be unsettling. Maintaining a balance and ensuring that changes are introduced gradually is important to prevent resistance or backlash.
Correction: Sometimes It Is Time to Change a Lot: Again, sweeping generalizations and assumptions are foolish, wrong, and ineffective.
Sometimes only a little change is called for, but there are still times when a complete system overhaul is long-overdue. Do not shy away from the modern equivalent of the Biblical flood.
When you see default backlash/panic no matter how much you are watering yourself and your wise idea down, unleash the full force of yourself, knowing that you would never have made progress or gotten noticed otherwise.
Law 46: Never Appear Too Perfect: Appearing too perfect can arouse envy and suspicion among others. It’s essential to show occasional flaws and vulnerabilities to appear more human and relatable, which can make you more likable and less likely to attract the animosity of others.
Correction: How You Appear is Up to Others, Not You: No matter what you do, some may still see you in a negative way, such as “too perfect”. Those people have been bred or brainwashed to overreact, panic, demonize, slander, and worse.
Also, “too perfect” is a term that doesn’t make any sense; if something is perfect, it is good in all ways, thus not “too” anything. Even though what the author was saying there is a colloquialism for “your life being in great order, thus enviable”, it should still be worded better.
When you encounter people who are envious or suspicious of you when they have no reason to be, those will always be your enemies, and you should always keep a safe distance from them –unless you can destroy them.
Being likable is relative; so many people like so many different things, so it is never accurate to say someone is likable in general.
Even when you are liked or even loved by some people, you may still encounter animosity from others.
Trying to please everyone will result in no one being pleased; this is the true nature/essence of compromise; if you have to compromise, you are not with the right people, and neither side will ever be happy or stable or trustworthy.
Law 47: Do Not Go Past the Mark You Aimed for; In Victory, Learn When to Stop: Exceeding your goal can often lead to unforeseen problems. When you’ve achieved your goal, stop and consolidate your position, or else your continued push might trigger resistance, sparking a downfall.
Correction: (none needed –though, obviously, if you later notice that another undertaking has become prudent, undertake it; set new goals as needed)
Law 48: Assume Formlessness: Staying adaptable and flexible allows you to navigate any situation that arises. By not committing to a single form or strategy, you can adapt as needed, taking the shape that best serves your purpose at any given moment.
Correction: Maintain and Change Your Form as It Becomes Useful to: Be adaptable when such is showing signs of helping you continue to progress toward achieving your goal/s, and be fixed/resilient when that other way of being is showing signs of helping you continue to progress toward achieving your goal/s.
Law 49 (one I added): Don’t write shitty books that further stupefy the already-stupid masses, you fucking retards. They don’t need any help being retarded. They parrot things “at the drop of a hat”, so write things that might actually enlighten some of them. Jesus fucking christ.
Law 50 (2nd one I added): Be mindful that some shitty thinking/writing (such as The 48 Laws of Power, and The Bible) is allowed or even promoted and helped to spread… because those with actual intelligence and power know how evil some people are, how instantly evil people “gobble up” / gravitate to such nonsense, and how much such misinformation keeps such evil beings weak, thus far easier to control.
Law 51 (3rd I added): If you are around people which make you feel you need to come up with a system of laws this lengthy and complicated, you are 100% risking your life by trying to stay around completely incompatible beings.
Law 52 (4th I added): Anyone who is so weak he/she has to limit/regulate his/herself with all these guidelines… doesn’t have any real power. Real power is when you can be yourself; when no one can stop you; when no one would dare; when people share your values and support you completely.

It would be more accurate to have titled this book “The 48 Steps to Ending Up in the Worst Possible Crowds” or “The 48 Ways to Overcomplicate Every Situation”. The author may be one of the most retarded people of all time. “Functionally retarded” is the term; he can function enough in the current generally-retarded society to “make ends meet”, but lacks any actual intelligence, only able to rearrange words into new gibberish easily debunked by even the most basic logic.

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Let all these corrections be a lesson; don’t let undereducated peasant scum write books pretending to be full of wise guidance, and keep an eye on those who willingly pay for such gibberish and obviously bad advice, for those customers are among the most dangerous of all, wasting money and other valuable resources by funding pathetic evildoers such as false prophets.

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2024 March/+ Miscellaneous:

Whoever threw that football at the back of my head in elementary school when I was minding my own business, just walking back in from recess, shall have footballs thrown at his head for the rest of eternity in Hell. (Whatever anyone rude to me did to me shall have to endure that (what they did to me) or worse being done to them over and over, without end, since the “taste of their own medicine” / karmic payback / balance / justice isn’t merely a “slap on the wrist” fine, or even jail time, or even the exact same crime forced upon them, but also “a taste of” their unfairness/imbalance/overkill “medicine”, thus their sentencing includes eternally-recurring experiences they themselves will certainly not like.)
No graffiti in my realm (though it is permissible in some Outlander-human cities beyond my realm) –and LAA students are advised of this.
That punk in bs at that one concert vibed as eager to mock or fuck with me when he hurried over to stand right beside me, clearly imitating me standing there, not at all caring that I was just minding my own business, listening to the music. It bothered him that I was standing or calm or quiet or who knows; I was being polite, and it was like it triggered him to be impolite. That is why everyone there that time/round is/was evil, gets an F, and shall be purged to make way for Phase 3. Amazing how badly those loser peasants behaved when I wasn’t fucking with any of them. I literally just got a job and a rental, went out to eat at times, checked out the outdoor events, hiked and bicycled, worked on my life’s work in private, endured my lingering challenges, and waited for normal sane good compatible people as patiently as I could. There is not a single justification for fucking with a guy that peaceful and disciplined, thus that entire town is guilty of allowing complete assholes/punks to ruin it, thus it shall be purged along with the rest deleted during The Rapture campaign.
All humans allowed to remain/live on Earth after 2313 (excepting those allowed in Inisfree) are required to make annual pilgrimages to at least 1 of the ancient amplification sites such as the one/s west of Groom Lake, Nevada, ensuring evil gets boomed/overloaded/destroyed, and good (humans get) healed/empowered. (We don’t always spot every human who would be rude to us, and don’t always send the rude ones to gladiate, so this system/law helps us maintain positive control over the portion of their species still present on our planet.)
Any human who contributed to the flooding of an ancient site to cover it with water (such as by authorizing or building a dam/reservoir) shall be drowned.
Any human who intentionally hurt or killed a giant, or who approved, funded, or otherwise supported such a mission/act, shall be hurt or killed the same way the giant was.
If you pestered/harassed me, such as via unsolicited/incorrect advice or text messages or calls or attempts at converting me to your cult, you will be denied any speaking or cell phones or communication technology for the rest of your life.
If you did anything that interrupted my sunning/tanning, such as releasing chemtrails, you will he denied direct sunlight for the rest of your life.
Christians shall be crucified where they are spotted, whether that is downtown, on a trail, or in their own homes.
Nonvegans shall be fed alive to carnivorous beasts.
Unsightly humans shall be gunned down or disintegrated.
Everywhere I go, all females I am attracted to, and would be attracted to, are required to present themselves for use –and are required to be eager to be used by me, told what to do by me (such as model, pose, and demonstrate sexual mastery), etc. –plus required to pay me to use them, as my time is valuable, and I don’t much enjoy being in the Outlands amongst lesser beings such as humans.
All who have a home or suite I like or would like are required to reserve it for me –and pay me to rest/vacation in it.
Anyone who interferes with those things can be fined, imprisoned, or slain, such as via crucifixion.
Anytime we hear/learn someone tricked someone into revealing themselves (e.g. showing body parts or doing something sexual), then threatened to use a recording of that against them, we blind that trickster and remove his/her hands, and ban him/her from ever using technology again –and we even ban him/her from ever having any recordings at all (even a downloaded song, and even their own voice-messages greeting, ring-tones, caller-tunes, you name it). Then we use our tech’ to publicly humiliate him/her as (revealing him/her to be) the worst possible things the locals will hate the most. We do not tolerate shameful tricksters who try to destroy innocent people’s confidence or natures –so long as those natures are compatible with mine, of course.
Those who wrote lies about me, such as in their ‘permanent record’ about me, are banned from ever writing again.
Those who perjured against me, or lied to me by ‘regurgitating’/’parroting’ something that was false, are banned from ever speaking or writing again.
Those who assumed false information in those obviously-erroneous records about me was good/true… are banned from ever reading again.
Those who tried to take my defense tools, especially those who pretended they had the right to ban me from such devices, are banned from ever having any such tools, or even any silverware, again.
Anyone other than me (Auz) has to get a hunting license/permit (from one of my ICVs) if they intend to hunt humans on any world.
Each world and town will have a limit, based on its population and reproduction rate, for how many humans each hunter authorized to hunt there can kill.
Anyone other than me must also get from us (one of my ICVs) permission to adopt a human, and adoptions can be from the wild, which bad humans pretend is kidnapping and human trafficking, but which good beings know is liberation, salvation, opportunity, and ascension.
The cost of such a license, permit, or other permission is always loyalty to us; we don’t accept human/Outlander metal/paper money or other traded items. Loyalty to us means natural submission to me, always eager to do whatever I want you to.
We routinely travel out to where humans are owned as pets, ensuring they are cared for well. Even though most humans were hopelessly stupid and evil, we are not them; we do not go around mistreating creatures/others like they almost always did. The only humans we intentionally treat harshly/roughly are those we convicted and incarcerated in our corrections system.
Hunting or acquiring/taming humans anywhere requires our permission. Some beings have not yet encountered us, so they are ignorant of this; innocently unaware. We make contact with them as needed, explaining it to them.
Djinnifer and the ICVs keep track of who has which licenses, permits, kills, pets, etc..
Knocking on my vehicle is misdemeanor disturbing-the-peace. So is talking through it; standing outside my windows and talking to me, uninvited by me (not given permission to speak).
Telling me I am not allowed somewhere, or that I have to do something (such as leave), is a felony; disrespecting the most superior of officers, and attempting to reverse/ignore the natural/holy chain of command.

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Latest ‘amusing’ blatant-lie on Google/Wikipedia: “Federal law prohibits obscene, indecent, and profane content from being broadcast on the radio or TV.”
Except that is a total lie; Outlanders allow:

alcoholic beverages,
breeding,
clothing covering attractive body parts,
cosmetics,
deformed-drawn cartoon characters,
faggotry,
fake news,
fashion crimes,
females with short hair,
gluttony,
high-heeled footwear,
horror movies,
illegitimate government (any human one) proceedings,
jokes against/mocking good things,
lesbians,
males with shaved facial hair,
mask-wearers,
normal-shaming,
nonvegan things,
normalization campaigns (trying to brainwash viewers into accepting disgusting deviancies),
pharmaceutical scams (ads and fake-plagues terrorism),
piercings,
political ‘dirt-slinging’ ads,
religion,
retards (attempted normalization of humans damaged during gestation by vaccines and other drugs/experiments)
smoking,
soft-core scenes (i.e. no sex between attractive people should be implied/skipped),
trans-degeneracy (transgender = medical malpractice and nearly-suicidal self-harm),
ugly people,
venues (such as night-clubs) serving alcohol and nonvegan drinks/food,
war scams,

and worse on their radio and TV stations.

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tyr·an·ny

/ˈtirənē/

noun

noun: tyranny; plural noun: tyrannies

cruel and oppressive government or rule.

“people who survive war and escape tyranny”

Similar:

despotism

absolutism

absolute power

autocracy

dictatorship

undemocratic rule

reign of terror

totalitarianism

Fascism

oppression

suppression

repression

subjugation

enslavement

authoritarianism

high-handedness

imperiousness

bullying

harshness

strictness

severity

cruelty

brutality

ruthlessness

injustice

unjustness

Opposite:

democracy (false; democracy is the real tyranny; the masses bullying/terrorizing anyone who doesn’t likewise mindlessly follow whomever pretends to care about their degeneracy/evil)

liberality
a nation under cruel and oppressive government.

cruel, unreasonable, or arbitrary use of power or control.

“the tyranny of the nine-to-five day”

Note how it just means unreasonable use of power; tyrants aren’t always government leaders; they can be at any level of a society. Bullies are tyrants. Anyone who defaults to mindlessly parroting the brainwashing that kings and dictators are tyrants… is the actual tyrant; a person misusing their power of speech; a person demonizing and slandering, resorting to baseless allegations and sweeping generalizations, i.e. A chronic exaggerator, i.e. a disreputable liar.
Tyrants passed laws protecting the kidnapping, enslavement, exploitation, neglect, torture, rape, and murder of countless animals; the nonvegan industries.
Tyrants made up the religions.
Tyrants used TV (a tool specifically developed for mass brainwashing) and the scamdemic to convince the masses that germs and contagious diseases exist, making every day a disgusting disappointment for the intelligent.
But the people who tolerated or even praised those laws and lawmakers are also tyrants; humans at every level of their civilization are tyrants.
I have never been a tyrant, nor could I ever come anywhere close to the level of constant tyranny of those humans.
All these laws I typed here are to end their tyranny once and for all.