Auz’s Inventions

I’ve invented a lot in my 30+ years of constant brainstorming, chatting, study, think-tanking, & travel.  Here are the things that come to mind.

 

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Table of Contents:

  1. Aircraft
  2. Buildings
  3. Ceremonies
  4. Codes
  5. Cosmic Bodies
  6. Customs & Courtesies
  7. DNA’s Replacement
  8. The Educational System of Inisfree (including all curricula)
  9. Factories
  10. Governing Documents
  11. Homes
  12. ICVs
  13. Internet v3.0 (transmitting data for 6 senses plus emotions)
  14. Languages (three exclusive to the Inisfreeans)
  15. Lifeforms
  16. Martial Arts
  17. Night Clubs
  18. Optics
  19. Organizations
  20. Restaurants
  21. Rides
  22. Sex Techniques
  23. Shows
  24. Space Naval Tactics
  25. Sports
  26. Suits
  27. Supercomputers
  28. Technologies
  29. Tools
  30. Various Star-ships
  31. Vehicles
  32. Weapons

 

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Aircraft:

Buildings:

Ceremonies:

Codes:

Cosmic Bodies:

Customs & Courtesies:

DNA’s Replacement:

  • SRC
  • SRC ‘Patches’ (Updates; how they are delivered)
  • SRC-based Structures (and how they are locked-in at and below the atomic level)

The Educational System of Inisfree (including all curricula):

Factories:

Governing Documents:

Homes:

ICVs:

  • Blood-red Override Forces
  • Inisfreean Girls
  • ‘Meretrix’ partial shape-shifting teacher model

Internet v3.0 (transmitting data for 6 senses plus emotions)

Languages (three exclusive to the Inisfreeans)

  1. Elite Team’s Hand-&-Arm Signals (now taught in the NWO MIL TRNG Area)
  2. Inisfreean
  3. Oculese
  4. Tongueli

Lifeforms:

Martial Arts:

  • Tai Chi for arousal
  • the fusion of all styles, removing all redundancies
  • weaponized Tai Chi

Night Clubs:

  1. Altar Girls – Catholic church theme with diaphanous (and wet) white robes for the gogos
  2. Angels Allure – Angelic gogos, floating (magnetic) love-seats made to look like clouds, more floating ‘clouds’ as canopy-beds, and 9 sephoras (location: in the basement levels of the mile-wide Cloud City)
  3. Asparas Abode, The – Indian
  4. Astroglide – astronaut (in the Civilian Aerospaceport)
  5. Backhoe, The – construction worker theme (alternate title: ‘Club Pile-driver’)
  6. Blue Ball Room, The – blue curtain dream ballroom
  7. Caligula Creamery, The – Greco-Roman
  8. Climax, The – club atop the mountain peak, flattened and with a Stonehenge look-&-feel
  9. Club Authority – law-enforcement theme with police uniform body-paint on the gogos
  10. ​Congo Combine – Putumayo-style African Groove music, tin the Giant Baobab, with African supermodel gogos, tribal body-paint, ring dances, rapid hand-drums, etc.
  11. Crater Lounge – a club atop a club; this is the caldera of the faux volcano that is the exterior and roof of Club Dante
  12. Crystal Kaleidoscope, The ​- this newly-formed annex of the Uber Geode functions as Inisfree’s first deep-underground night-and-dance club
  13. Cummunion – it is what the pun sounds like (location:  inside the Temple of Auz)
  14. Cush – Playboy Mansion (Bunnies) inspired basement of the Governor’s Mansion
  15. Dante – inspired by the namesake book’s layout of Hell
  16. Dendrophiliac – trees/nature theme with Ent-like/body-paint gogos; the Disney theme-park’s stilt-style costume for some, with indoor treehouses instead of booths (located in the Double Tree skyscraper-hotel)
  17. Double X – racy jazz lounge and speak-easy, includes rhythm and blues, with zoot-suit gogos, balcony fine-dining and stone banisters (the name comes from its parent-building’s two plus-sign (or ‘X’-shaped) sets of wings/arms which rotate like stacked slow-motion helicopter blades)
  18. Easy Rider – classic rock
  19. God and the G-spot – Masonic (grand) lodge / temple theme; a sexy spin on ‘God and geometry’. Located in Mt. Auzmore, since Masons are honored on Mt. Rushmore.
  20. Grind House – Industrial / J-Punk (music and clothing style)
  21. Horns, The – heavy metal (alternate title:  ‘Horny’)
  22. Jungle Fever – jungle / Aztec
  23. Locker Room, The – shower misters with steam billows and all-colors flash-lasers, note
  24. Logan’s Apartment – rave / trance (named for an old friend’s fun residence)
  25. Modern Mecca – Arab/ian-themed, build inside an architectural copy of the Mecca cube (the way locals pronounce its abbreviation: “Mmm”)
  26. Ninja Princess, The – Asian
  27. Randy Rusky, The – Soviet / Commie
  28. Ren’ Fest – medieval (in one of the castles)
  29. Rock the Boat – pirate theme (the floating amusement park)
  30. Roller Boogie – 60s / 70s, roller rink lap-track in middle, walkways over and under it
  31. SSS – Nazi theme (the abbreviation comes from ‘SS Sluts’); instead of ‘triple X’, we have here ‘triple S’, and it’s more fun to hear our girls say it
  32. Safari Sierra – zoo
  33. Schoolgirl, The – note
  34. Shaft, The – dance club in silo
  35. Slammer, The – prison / jail-house (alternate title: ‘Club Slam-piece’)
  36. Sleepover, The – pajama party (in the B&B Spire)
  37. Slippery Slopes – cliff dweller open-air desert race style
  38. Sporty Spice – sports, pep-rally tracks, cheerleader gogos with uggs (named after one of the Spice Girls)
  39. Spray – fire-station theme, with drinks dispensed from the hoses of the panel on the ladder-truck parked diagonally inside
  40. Stargasm – StarCraft w/ Ghost (Sarah Kerrigan), alongside one of the ColonyPod practice landing areas for Pilots’ Ed’, as ColonyPods look like larger versions of StarCraft mobile buildings.
  41. Studio 54 – 80s​ theme, inspired by the namesake
  42. Tank Girl – in the anchored Inisfreean Dropship (the Dropship which stays landed on the N.W.O. military’s portion of Inisfree’s main lake’s beach.
  43. Trail of Tits, The – Native American
  44. Turbo Tongue – rap, hip-hop (alternate title: ‘The Tongue Tornado’)
  45. Tutankhamen’s Tomb – aka “Titty (TT)” or just “Tutank’s” (Original proposed location: as one of the Governor’s Mansion’s basements. New location: at 4 Pharaohs)
  46. Valkyrie Vixens – Norseman / Nordic / Viking – in the Valhalla Resort
  47. Wet Love – ocean floor view, mermaid theme – Atlantis Resort
  48. Wild West, The – country and rock; beneath the Colored Boulders Saloon (between the Cabins hood and the Valhalla slope)
  49. WoW – Warcraft w/ Blood Elf
  50. Womb Raider – Indiana Jones / Lara Croft (and it’s where most traditional Indiana Jones and Tomb Raider temple ruins are; in the swamp and jungle)

Optics:

  • Full-spectrum Artificial Eyes
  • Full-spectrum Scopes
  • Full-spectrum Visors

Organizations:

Restaurants:

Rides:

  • Lazy Lava River
  • Centrifugal Force UFO (panels slide up walls)
  • Bumper Cars (with cockpit in a gyroscope!)
  • Splashdown Boat
  • La Vibora (luge/toboggan)
  • The Hammer (with rotating pods)
  • Steel Dragon (longest track)
  • Superman (Six Flags Over Texas, steep loop)
  • Batman (hanging from torso, legs dangling)
  • Insanity Thrill Ride at Stratosphere Tower, Las Vegas (chairs hung from cables, swinging out from wheel)
  • The Texas Giant
  • Kingda Ka (tallest and fastest)
  • Millennium Force (4.5Gs at some points)
  • G-Force (4-person car drops then swoops onto its back)
  • Tower of Terror
  • Subway Rollercoaster to and along the Underway
  • The Oh My God (drops into whirlpool pit)
  • Jet-coaster (to Slant-top Spire and back)
  • Water-park with water-cannons mounted on soft play-castles,
    and self-refilling water-buckets mounted on dump/tip hinges,
    and sprinklers and water-fountains designed to be run through
  • Surf-rider (inverted arch, like the Pirate Ship ride)
  • Kamikaze (group inflatable raft)
  • Mach 5 (tall, steep water-slides side-by-side)
  • Aqua-loop (water-slide tubes corkscrewing around each other)
  • River Rapids (water-slide into funnel)
  • Black Hole (dark tunnels with flashing LEDs)

Sex Techniques:

  • 200+ Ways for a Girl to Sexily Enter a Doorway
  • Acupressure Arousal Sequences (advanced touch & massage therapy)
  • BTB-based Omni-stimulation & Smart-stimulation
  • Cum-tanks & Cum-showers
  • Eye-lock French-licking
  • Finger-tips-to-Ribs Release Trigger
  • Inverted Tongue Slide
  • Nyotaimori Bondage
  • Nyotaimori Dining
  • Shared Breath

Shows:

  • hundreds of episodes, games, movies, radio stations, and more (details here)

Space Naval Tactics:

  • Ender’s Game Rotating Support-ships as Swarm-shields
  • Fluid Silent Dynamic Entries (taught since 29 Palms MCAGCC MOUT Town’s Coyote ICA Program)
  • Gravity-slingshot-ing Projectile Weapons
  • HAARP Beams from Space Stations (such as the MSBSs & WSs) to Change the Weather or Terraform
  • Healing Beams
  • Omni-conversion Shields
  • Orbital Eclipse Overlap Formation
  • Pleasure Beams
  • Radial Dropship Forces Deployment Formations & Base Camps
  • Space Mapping Routes
  • Sun / Solar-flare Siphoning
  • USS TNH faces-to-traffic logic
  • Warp-surfing
  • Worm-hole Laser/Projectile Redirecting

Sports:

  • Free-fall Marksmanship
  • Modern ‘Girl Catch’
  • Paintball Parkour
  • Repulsine-assisted Street-racing

Substances:

  • not fake cum, but lifelike synthetic/cloned inert-ized (actually, made inert from the start) cum of anything

Suits:

Supercomputers:

Technologies:

  • Building Bumpers (E.M.-based)
  • Cartography System Based on Honeycombs
  • Christmas-lights Retracting-buds
  • City-hovering to Avoid Earthquake Damage
  • Flash-cloning
  • Frenching-based Dentistry
  • Giant Repulsines
  • Giant VTOL Boosters
  • Gridding
  • H.A.N. v2.0
  • Helioforming
  • Highway Vertical Turn-around Loops
  • Highway Suppressors
  • IC ST Suit Summoning
  • Man-portable Slick Portals (how ICVs teleport themselves and others)
  • Mass-cloning
  • Neighborhoods & Cities arranged by Feng Shui (not just rooms, gardens, or homes)
  • One-way ‘Glass’ Shields (such as Inisfree’s ‘sky dome’ a.k.a. ‘double bubble’)
  • Self-repairing/rebuilding Buildings
  • Smart-surfaces
  • Sound-based 3D-printing
  • Street-weaves (making intersections, cross-walks, traffic lights, and stop signs obsolete)
  • Weight-bracket Doors (the L-shaped barrel-style counter-balanced pull-doors)

2024 July 9 Tuesday addition/subset:  Mobile-phone and Augmented-Reality (AR) Apps

  1. Abduct-E: app pronounced “abductee”, shows all people in the chosen map area who have reported being abducted (by an alien or another human), who they said abducted them and when, etc.
  2. AdultApply: app automatically makes copies of your adult-industry resume which are modified to fit the desired format/template of whichever adult-industry company you are applying for
  3. A.M.O.: Ashley Madison Offline; app for all who are unable to safely use the regular Ashley Madison or related apps/websites
  4. AppsApp: app lists all actively-used apps in the world, plus all which are in development and well-funded (millions of dollars of investments), and even which are secretly espionage platforms for intel/spy agencies
  5. Babbel-S (a.k.a. Babbel v2): market-leading language-learning (teaching) app, easy-to-navigate courses, and “bite-sized” lessons –like DuoLingo, but just for language kept secret from the modern humans (such as those the Elves, Merfolk, and Pleiadians speak)
  6. Bankster: app lists all fees of any bank you type in, or all banks in the chosen map area, plus any lawsuits/scandals those banks have been in
  7. Blinkist: app containing key insights from more than 2,500 nonfiction books, turned into 15-minute reads or audio tracks
  8. BuildBetter: app lists all innovative construction methods, materials, and companies which can very likely save you many thousands of dollars on any house-size or larger project
  9. BusyBeev: app name is pun for “beaver”; slang for “pussy”, and helps sex-loving females stay as active every day as they prefer, by connecting them with both general users/partners and sex-work employers who are hiring
  10. ClothEs: app shows which clothing retailers and other companies have in stock the clothing you shared or uploaded an image of, how much they charge for it, etc.
  11. CPT: app –copyrights, patents, and trademarks checker, where you take a pic of your design, or upload a document describing how your device/process works, and it then tells you which parts have similarities to already-approved copyrights, patents, and/or trademarks, but then also where those things have jurisdiction, thus where you can make and sell yours without legal attacks against you
  12. CrimE: app shows all the confirmed types of crime in the chosen map area, when each crime was reported/occurred, etc.
  13. CryptoCheck: app lists all Crypto (coins/companies), whether they are currently being investigated/interfered with, which are profitable and by how much, which ‘wallet’ you need for each, etc.
  14. CultSense: app auto’ shows all humans in the chosen map area who are stupid/retarded enough to believe in any of the mainstream religions, incl. politics, nonvegan, etc., and you can adjust settings to show only certain types you are trying to avoid
  15. Cum-over: app showing where people are who aren’t planning on ingesting/keeping cum from sex they just had, so all cum-loving females can pick it up while it’s still fresh
  16. DeepFakesEdit: app automatically or manually modifies DeepFakes to be what you were hoping for, such as by removing a piercing or loose/deformed clit area, or fixing the pussy area so the labia aren’t dark, etc.
  17. DentistReveal: app indicates all dentists in the chosen map area, all the insurance they accept, and if they are corrupt (prescribing hand “sanitizer” (alcohol ‘snake-oil’), fluoride, mercury-based fillings, etc.)
  18. DungeonFinder: app is inspired by an add-on in WoW, but is now for real-life dungeons; for sex, of course! –shows all in the chosen map area, what they offer, when they are open, how to get an invitation/reservation, etc.
  19. EntrE: app pronounced “entry”, lists all required documents and costs/fees for any selected border (national) or otherwise, plus where you can get forgeries which will pass inspection/scrutiny
  20. Famil-E Love: app shows all the people in the chosen map area who have already tried and loved incest, what they look like, when they are planning on having incest again, and how to contact them to request you get to watch or participate
  21. FetLife, the app; sex-/kinks-based compatibility AI for the most-fun dating/hookups outside Inisfree –and it auto’ alerts each user every time a new member with their kinks joins, and every time an existing member updates their kinks which are then a match for those being alerted
  22. Fugt: app shows location of every ugly idiot, marking them with icons on Google Maps, so you can avoid the places they tend to be, or time when you go to those places so fugtards aren’t there when you are
  23. GameCheck: app lists all the glitches, pay-walls, and rude players in all selected MMORPGs
  24. GangCheck: app shows all known (not just reported, but confirmed) gangs in the chosen map area, incl. biker gangs, what they believe in, how they treat outsiders/passersby, etc.
  25. Glor-E: app shows all gloryholes in the chosen map area, who is on the other side of the hole (not just male or female, but what they look like, what they are into, etc.), when they are servicing, etc.
  26. GoodFit: app shows all people in the chosen map area who are looking for the type of work you are offering, and who are into doing whatever you checkbox-mark in settings for ideal employees, whether that is sexual (“putting out” for promotions) or not
  27. Headsup: app settings let you pick any combination from a list of things you don’t like reading/hearing about, such as various subsets of degeneracy (religtards/deathculters, queers, necrovore propaganda, pharma junkies, gender-confused, etc.), and then anytime you take a pic of the cover of a book, or scan its bar/QR-code, the app will alert you if it has content evilly promoting those things, thereby sparing you from wasting money and time on the thing (and it doesn’t flag mere mentions of words such as “faggot”; it only alerts you when there is pro-faggot content that you clicked the checkbox for not wanting to read in books)
  28. Help: app shows the kind of help each person photographed or on the map is seeking, whether that is a sex worker needing a client or whatever else, and you can use the settings to show only certain people needing certain types of help when you are only able to, or interested in, providing that type of help
  29. HouseHonor: app shows all brothels in the chosen map area, full-body naked rotate-able photo of each prostitute working there, what each charges for each type of sex-act, whether they try to trap/extort clients, what their clientele think of them, etc.
  30. Intersection Liberator: app automatically jams/shuts down any traffic cameras before you get in range of them
  31. InventWith: app shows all inventors in the chosen map area, what they have invented, if they are developing inventions, which are open to teammates, how to help hide/protect them from corrupt government agents / entrenched-industries’ goons, etc.
  32. InvEstors: app shows all people and companies in the chosen map area who have invested in things, what/whom they have invested in, how they invest, and how to contact them to pitch in hopes of getting an investment from them
  33. LastSpot: app shows, in the chosen map area, or by typing in the name of an aircraft/person/ship/vehicle, the last confirmed location, often based on the log/record of a triangulated signal/transmission (such as a radio mayday or transponder signal), useful for finding shipwrecks and more
  34. Legendar-E: app pronounced “legendary”, shows all spots in the chosen map area which have ancient/any legends about them, whether a ghost story or more (like a megalithic ruin)
  35. MaybeNot: app shows all places which are off-limits to strangers/outsiders, and which are actively guarded/manned/patrolled/watched, whether a private citizen’s home property, a storage unit, and even secret military bases/territories
  36. Outcome: (cum-pun, of course) app forecasts which aspects/features your offspring will have every time you take a pic of someone, the app first identifying that person, then getting their bloodline info’, then how they think / what they believe, thus whether they will be honest and loyal when it comes to holding the vision you want for creating intended offspring, and finally how your combined blood/DNA/essences will likely cause that offspring to be like (abilities, not just manifested outward looks/appearance)
  37. Peep: app shows all the spots in the chosen map area where it is easy to be “a peeping tom” without any human noticing, plus what/who you will see at each spot, as reported by users and confirmed by ICVs
  38. Penman: handwriting-app teaches/demonstrates exactly how to tilt, dot, etc. each letter in order to achieve certain appearances; various ways of writing certain letters is believed to be indicative things, such as confidence or its opposite, so if you want to boost your appearance, or just see if you can trick a handwriting expert, practice with this app which slowly draws letters in faint gray so you can follow along, tracing over them in digital black
  39. ProfessorX: app name is a pun on [X-Men Charles Xavier’s nickname] and [XXX], and shows all teachers and professors in the chosen map area who are into sex with students, fellow faculty, etc., plus what they prefer to hear in order to convince them it is safe to open up about that to you
  40. PussySpace: app name is spin-off of Headspace, a meditation app, and this app is for the subsets of meditation known as Tantric Sex, and Tantric Partners Yoga
  41. Quick-E: app showing everyone who just wants a one-night stand or less (i.e. sex for a few minutes) –and, as always, only attractive people can join, as regulated by its AI, which is based on that of the ICVs, thus Auz’s will/orientation/standards
  42. RepoWall: app automatically blocks all calls, emails, and texts from all repo generated numbers/addresses, and keeps a log which shows all those plus the real names of the humans on the other end, not their fake ones which show up in regular CallerID, thus you can use this to sue them for harassment –and a new feature will allow the user to cause repo agents of repo companies NOT after them… to mistakenly repo the vehicles of the repo agents of the companies which ARE after them –2nd new feature: automatically call-‘bombs’, text-‘bombs’, and email-‘bombs’ (numerous calls, emails, and texts all day, every day) the repo agent/s who are unwantedly contacting/messaging the user (to the point that it overloads the repo company’s ability to place outgoing calls, etc.)
  43. RockBottom: app shows which businesses will sell you the same product/s you found in retail, but at wholesale/lowest-price
  44. TalentScout: app automatically shows all people in the chosen map area who are interested in whichever type/s of work you select in settings, such as adult-industry (pornos), sex-work (motels/street), etc.
  45. TouriSt: app helps fellow sex-tourists chat and meet up to enjoy group sex-tourism
  46. UncovEr: app shows all known ancient ruins in the chosen map area, even if they were buried naturally or maliciously, such as under modern construction
  47. UnPharma: app details all steps guaranteed to cure/heal damage caused by pharmaceuticals –which most pharma-corrupt/bought-out “doctors” (legalized drug-dealers) have unsurprisingly always claimed is complicated or impossible
  48. Unvict: app auto’ removes convictions from human-made ‘permanent’/criminal records, no lawyer-backed expungement / court-order needed
  49. Vacanc-E: app pronounce “vacancy” shows all foreclosed/unused complete (not under construction or renovation) homes in the chosen map area, which times you can get away with “squatting” in them, how much the bank wants (if you are considering buying them for cheap), etc.
  50. Yar!: piracy-assistance app, showing where navies, Interpol, etc. are not operating/reported, thus where you can pretty much live and work however you please
  51. Zoo-Keeper: app name is a pun based on “She’s a keeper.”, and shows where in the chosen map area all the people who are into beastiality/zoophilia are, when they are planning on doing that stuff next, how to contact them to request to watch/participate, and you can even submit images of your own nonhuman animals who are into that

*All our apps automatically prevent human law-enforcement personnel, such as cops, detectives, feds, and their goons/minions/coerced people, from creating accounts, using any features, or even seeing the screens of normal people when those normal people are trying to use these apps. They even prevent high-res’ security-cameras from spying on the screens.

Tools:

  • Armor-magnetic Hidden Slant-pits
  • By-mind Omni-controls
  • HAARP v4.0 (v2.0 was the SBX-1 array, and v3.0 was miniaturized into nose-cones & missiles) & v5.0 (miniaturized into IC ST suits)
  • iScrolls
  • Jump-gates to other dimensions (such as the one to the throne-room of Heaven), not just to distant areas in the Outer Space of this dimension
  • Mjolnir v2.0
  • Non-invasive Mind-surfer Vambraces
  • Olfactory Scanners

Various Star-ships:

Vehicles:

Weapons:

  • Black-hole / Dark-/Shadow-sabers
  • Full-spectrum ‘Punisher’ Series (man-portable small-arms)
  • Rainbow Cannons
  • Roller Land-mines
  • Spot-light Internal Gatling-guns
  • Trash-can Gun-drones

and pretty much everything else you see on this site

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